I love Joey and Bert's shows. Bert has the perfect mellow personality and he let's Joey shine to the fullest, and doesn't cut him off like other people do
These two are serial liars but Joe Rogan too much of a weakling to give them the Mencia treatment they each deserve. Meh doubt either will make it to 2030 anyway I guess
Forrest Miller that's right up there with Joanna's "the boogeywoman is coming for you and you don't know what's coming" bitch you just told her what's coming--the boogeywoman is coming you just... Nevermind
From where I’m from in Australia, our pharmacies do calendars and i love it, always on the fridge. It’s thoughtful. Doesn’t take much thought to make an impact
Joey being classic joey, hes never going to change. thats the reason hes so loved, hes not faking. Bert is another kind of animal altogether. never would have figured him for a marathon runner. god bless you both. thanks for the laughs.
Just to add some input if anyone is interested in the swiss kriss. Its the Ali Siddiq episode #558. Towards the end of the episode at minute 1:16:18. "Four pills the first week then two the next week and take at night".
He also makes robbing the people that call you friend like a sociopath and generally leaving a trail of lies, destruction and despair behind you sound hella fun.
Only 55 ?!?!?! Uncle Joey crazy ass stories came with a price, time ain't do u right unc get it together we can't lose u too. Uncle Joey a national treasure we needa preserve and protect him at all costs.
Fred C he sounds worse than my 87 year old grandpa who has most of a pigs heart, one lung, and has been a bottle a day alcoholic for 40+ years. Just being realistic
That's because he's next to burnt who's fat as fuck! My main mommy Tommy aka the water champ aka personality champ aka fuck your Mickey Mantle gene! Much love and no hate. Machines within!
Pony the Bake God he's down to 285 he's getting healthier and healthier, he has been getting skinnier the past couple years but Ralphie May's death has inspired him to get in even better shape. He said it during the podcast. Glad to see him getting healthier he's one of my favorite comedians and I'm in no rush to loose Mad Flavor to the reaper, and the way he was heading in the past was going to have him have the same story as Ralphie... RIP Ralphie May 🤘
Joey I am really happy your changing your eating and living to better your health past few years of seeing you on various things your breathing was starting to worry a lot of us thank you for trying to stick around keep it up and if you can’t do it just have joe yell at you lol thanks from a fan
New to the machine world since the movie - just want to say good episode/ wild to hear pre pandyland action. And yo! Had no idea that's what gorilla biscuits was! Dayyyyyyum
Joey and Burt on the health grind is so motivating, I need to get in the grind soon. I’m 25 and way over weight at risk of high blood pressure at 25.(I’ve treated my body like ass since I was around 10). When I was in grade 11 I broke up with one of the best gfs I’ve ever had, I was working at subway for 2 years at the time and I confided in eating to cope with this loss. My mom even warned me I would become unhealthy like this, it’s been 8 years and I haven’t lost this breakup weight since and I am done with it! Any diet/workout help is much appreciated!!
Honestly suprised theres no gigglee-ng aside from bert lol catching up on joey is so much harder than i expected, Don Diaz really runs the podcast game
You said he's like wine and ages well.. I agree. He's like the modern day Hispanic George Burns. George was never boring no matter how old he became and was endeared by everyone. Uncle Joey will have the same love. He is sincere in a day and age where it no longer exists. Especially because he's been through the good, bad and ugly. He's straightened up and is there to help everyone giving of himself to total strangers. Easily loveable.❤️❤️💋
I went to Walmart tonight and when it was time to check out I was 95 cents short. I had to run back to my truck and grab the difference, needless to say I felt embarrassed. To my surprise the young couple who was behind me in line paid the balance for me. I will probably never see them again but would like to think them for the kindness.
I got really high when watching this and for a few minutes I thought I was breathing so hard it was cutting past the earbuds, but it was uncle joey.
Underrated 😭😭
Bs
AH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love Joey and Bert's shows. Bert has the perfect mellow personality and he let's Joey shine to the fullest, and doesn't cut him off like other people do
What`s super funny is Tom does the same on 2 bears 1 cave. Just let`s Bert talk LOL
Listening to these two guys talk about exercising is hilarious. Joey can’t even breathe sitting down. 😅
Exactly. Hahaha. Facts don't trouble these podcast types much
These two are serial liars but Joe Rogan too much of a weakling to give them the Mencia treatment they each deserve.
Meh doubt either will make it to 2030 anyway I guess
I got the weed that killed Stephen hawking.
-joey Diaz
Shane Jones “Stephen Hawkins”
Shane Jones just heard that wtf 😂😂😂
Shane Jones I lost my mind when I heard that.
Joey stays breathing heavy in mic's lol every podcast
Breathing Champ
God Bless Uncle Joey.
He's a big dude lol those classic flem lung-smacks to 😂
It's that or you can't hear him. He never gets close to the mic when speaking.
20 years on the mic he should have that down
Hes stoned to the gills jack
I really hope Joey Diaz gets his own Netflix/HBO/Showtime special. Most anticipated special this year.
"I liked going into the unknown not knowing"- Joey Diaz, 2018
Forrest Miller that's right up there with Joanna's "the boogeywoman is coming for you and you don't know what's coming" bitch you just told her what's coming--the boogeywoman is coming you just... Nevermind
Fucking legend. 2018 was a good year
2018 was the year I FOUND uncle Joey and GOD WAS 2018 A RIDE!!!
Joeys face from 7:20 on he looks like he's taking his last breathes....priceless 😅😅
Bert is a genuine nice guy and it’s good to see a nice guy not finish last.
You know that saying comes from sex back in the day good guys always get they girl one first
love this episode because Joey is a genuine person.
"Xanax and an edible, thats the combo bambo... thatsss the combo bombo" hahahahha classic
Nobody is better at talking about their routines than Joey Diaz. He really drops knowledge and it is relaxing.
Uncle Joey has the unique ability to wear a pair of bluejeans and a shirt, yet it still looks like sweatpants and a sweatshirt.
Jesus Touched My Junk so true ha that made me laugh out loud
Me too. Truly a gift.
Hahaha! I didn't even clock the jeans until I seen this comment!
yo... I been watching this podcast for twenty fkn minutes and didn't notice it was a shirt n pants till I read this..... Absolutely tremendous.
That's so true LMFAO
This might be my favorite podcast of the year so far, across all the good ones!
I like how joey has berts back. He's right: call them out Bert ! You ran a marathon dude that's crazy af!
Uncle Joey you are the man!!!!! Looking good "Lean Machine" !
Uncle Joey: We would dip joints in formaldehyde.
Bert: We used to put toothpaste on cigarettes.
Not the same as WET
Don't smoke fermeldahyde because its just slang for pcp wet dips
1:06:09
only Joey Diaz can make a trip to the juicery sound like a scene from Goodfellas.
😊
Whoopdee doo! I can run 20 miles in my sleep...
while I'm dreaming.
Great podcast. Love both of these men. They're a gift to humanity.
From where I’m from in Australia, our pharmacies do calendars and i love it, always on the fridge. It’s thoughtful. Doesn’t take much thought to make an impact
31:06 onwards, fucken hilarious. The look on Joeys face as he poses is priceless and the conversation following that was a crack up!
"The spirit is willing but the flesh is much too much" - Joey Coco Diaz... lmfao classic quote
It’s his now
People will remember it as a Diaz quote
@@FentonTurnedIdiot bhhNguyen
Fmggbc no
Yuuuumunnyh
Joey knows "Enduhfins" -Nike
"When you smoke that formaldehyde..." jesus
Great cast!
Anything that i like now, i think of joey saying "TREMENDOUS"
Re-watching this podcast it's even better now but Bert's podcast have gotten better and better since this again guys thanks 👍🏾
Joey really is a great friend. Definitely somebody you want in your corner.
Joey "Darth Vader is my Son" Diaz
TREMENDOUS!
Trap Daily FOCKIN TREMENDOUS!
Trap daily killing the uploads like a doctah!!
THEBROWNSTAIN who u think ur dealin with?! Lmao
Trap Daily with FUCKEN STEAKUMS!! Much love man 😂😂
Watching two fat fucks talk about exercising lol
Joey being classic joey, hes never going to change. thats the reason hes so loved, hes not faking. Bert is another kind of animal altogether. never would have figured him for a marathon runner. god bless you both. thanks for the laughs.
Joey makes taking a flight sound so relaxig
Just to add some input if anyone is interested in the swiss kriss. Its the Ali Siddiq episode #558. Towards the end of the episode at minute 1:16:18. "Four pills the first week then two the next week and take at night".
wrong time stamp =/
Joey Diaz makes running errands sound like its a lot of fun. lol
He also makes robbing the people that call you friend like a sociopath and generally leaving a trail of lies, destruction and despair behind you sound hella fun.
As soon as I seen Joey's name on the newest bertcast I knew what I would be doing for the next hour and a half
Joey Diaz is becoming a true comedy legend.
He is
get a better seat for guests bert
dominic d what 420 no really snap send me a link to the seat your think of
Bert Kreischer www.amazon.com/OSAKI-OS-3D-CYBER-Chair-Black/dp/B00G6UEDM4
Ya welcome!
Brendan Schaub Now we talkin'! 🔥
Vinny Tran 😂😂😂
Vinny Tran 😂😂😂
Uncle Joey makes everything better. Everything. Better.
Watching in 2021 love these two joeys a treasure
Only 55 ?!?!?! Uncle Joey crazy ass stories came with a price, time ain't do u right unc get it together we can't lose u too. Uncle Joey a national treasure we needa preserve and protect him at all costs.
I respect how much Bert trust and respects ma man Joey like a docktah
Bert-1
Tommy no skates -0
As soon as you hear Joey breathe once that's all you hear the whole episode hahahaha fk sakes
@@mosthated2469 and here YOU are hahahahaha
Once they started talking about good food I missed Lee with the "ahhhh" sounds lol
Love Joey, everyone needs a Joey Diaz in there life!
“What’s a raisin before it’s a rainsin?” “A grape?” “No a date” lmfao
That was great! And congrats Bret on your marathon!!
Heard you on Bennington's. Congrats on the marathon, Bert!
Congrats on the marathon! Joey is the best on podcasts
Both you Gents are looking great. Keep it up guys, mad love for mad flavours
joey looking alot slimmer than a couple years ago. Splendid
I could listen to joey all day f****** long love his stories.
13:30 lmao @ Joey's face while breathing heavy af into the mic
Joey looks and sounds great. Especially when he's out of breath just sitting down, breathing into the mic like he just ran a marathon
Joeys breathing thooooo
Cameron Weaver yeah?? WTF Is going on with UJ??? HE NEED NOT SMOKE EVER AGAIN and go straight edible
It makes me want to go see him do stand up before it's too late.. I don't think he's got too much longer
Devin B stfu dont say that
Fred C he sounds worse than my 87 year old grandpa who has most of a pigs heart, one lung, and has been a bottle a day alcoholic for 40+ years. Just being realistic
Devin B do you often listen to him breathe into studio mics? It doesnt sound like COPD or anything.
Good thing is says "& ME" in the title. I didn't know it was Bert's podcast being called Bertcast on the Bert Kreischer youtube channel
He's too deep, maannn
inspiring podcast guys. It lets me know I need to get my shit together.
Joey Diaz looking Tip Top Magoo! two of the most awesome dudes on Earth, great podcast!
Joey lookin skinny
Look at Bert. He’s looking great. Needs to lift with his cardio though
My mans breathing is tremendously bad now. Love joey want him to keep getting healthier.
That's the first thing I thought lol
That's because he's next to burnt who's fat as fuck! My main mommy Tommy aka the water champ aka personality champ aka fuck your Mickey Mantle gene! Much love and no hate. Machines within!
Pony the Bake God he's down to 285 he's getting healthier and healthier, he has been getting skinnier the past couple years but Ralphie May's death has inspired him to get in even better shape. He said it during the podcast. Glad to see him getting healthier he's one of my favorite comedians and I'm in no rush to loose Mad Flavor to the reaper, and the way he was heading in the past was going to have him have the same story as Ralphie... RIP Ralphie May 🤘
Can someone list all the knowledge that Joey dropped in this bertcast? !!
I wish this was way longer, still loved it though.
I know if I was alive I've seen and known Joey diaz but it just seems like I'm dead and haven't seen him he is the man . Thank you .
This was great. Love these guys!!! So funny and real
Uncle joey is the only one Who joins me in my very early mornings...and in every single show up, treats the fuckers as i do! Real shut out!🙏
*GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY*
funnyguyhahahaha if you’re walking on ice, you might as well dance, haha good stuff
@funnyguyhahahaha fucking "tip top Magoo"
Joey Diaz is one of the greats!
We love you Uncle Joey and even you Berty Bert!!!!
I can listen to Uncle Joey describe his daily routine for hours... As a matter of fact I just did.
not many podcasts that i can watch on youtube from beginning to end, but joey diaz always has interesting shit to say.
Joey talking about people being in shape while sounding like he's out of breath every break between words is priceless lol
Uncle Joey is the only person Bert doesn't interrupt constantly
Joey I am really happy your changing your eating and living to better your health past few years of seeing you on various things your breathing was starting to worry a lot of us thank you for trying to stick around keep it up and if you can’t do it just have joe yell at you lol thanks from a fan
New to the machine world since the movie - just want to say good episode/ wild to hear pre pandyland action. And yo! Had no idea that's what gorilla biscuits was! Dayyyyyyum
Had to pause it after half an hour to go out a run 😂 I’m supposed to be doing a marathon in May and haven’t trained
YESSSSSSS CAN'T GET MUCH BETTER
Brett Kreisher is the predecessor of the tide pod kids 😂🧼
Look at these two workout warriors!!!
I hate it when garlic comgomilates in my stomach!
That shit had me dead
coagulates + conglomerates = comgomilates
This was Joey's the church of whats happening podcast
Joey and Burt on the health grind is so motivating, I need to get in the grind soon. I’m 25 and way over weight at risk of high blood pressure at 25.(I’ve treated my body like ass since I was around 10). When I was in grade 11 I broke up with one of the best gfs I’ve ever had, I was working at subway for 2 years at the time and I confided in eating to cope with this loss. My mom even warned me I would become unhealthy like this, it’s been 8 years and I haven’t lost this breakup weight since and I am done with it! Any diet/workout help is much appreciated!!
Went from African black to Mexican black 😭
Honestly suprised theres no gigglee-ng aside from bert lol catching up on joey is so much harder than i expected, Don Diaz really runs the podcast game
You said he's like wine and ages well.. I agree. He's like the modern day Hispanic George Burns. George was never boring no matter how old he became and was endeared by everyone. Uncle Joey will have the same love. He is sincere in a day and age where it no longer exists. Especially because he's been through the good, bad and ugly. He's straightened up and is there to help everyone giving of himself to total strangers.
Easily loveable.❤️❤️💋
Joeys looking a lot better lately!
Keep running Bert. Looking good
I went to Walmart tonight and when it was time to check out I was 95 cents short. I had to run back to my truck and grab the difference, needless to say I felt embarrassed. To my surprise the young couple who was behind me in line paid the balance for me. I will probably never see them again but would like to think them for the kindness.
This intro reminds me of our high school football highlight film from 09
“Philadelphia been there since 1776 Theyll be there 2019” Lmao Uncle Joey!!
-Skip to 1:33:00
-Let the video play out
-Hit replay
-Ads will be gone
Love your cooking show Bert
Is that a pilkington head on the desk??
I got a calendar from my mom this past christmas.
Joey you look great! Keep it up!
Joey is a true "original" personality. Their will "never be" another "Joey Diaz" lol
Bert, you're one of the only comics who knows where Edmonton is, I gotta say listen to what everyone is telling you, it's always the same deal.
I love his weight watcher tips!
anyone else think that when joey breathes it sounds like a duck??
Joey fucking diaz rocking soundgarden out, legend. He just goes up, up in my books.
Quadriceps mushrooms haha
Gev Gev LMAO classic Joeyism
Cord dis seps
Joey Diaz , " I like going into the UNKNOWN not KNOWING." Holy Redundancy Batman!
Joey, "once that food " congamolates, and the endo-fins" kick-in, Like a Soldier!! He's DMan!