Yeah I get that from him, he’s a real genuinely kind hearted guy and doesn’t want anyone putting themselves down when they’ve got good qualities like lee does.
@@LiamDCoughlan I really hate it when lee puts himself down.. it hurts whenever anyone does. But lee is so fuckin kind, idk why he’s so mean to himself.
@@imjustapancake3188 I think part of immaturity and youth. When I was in my 20s almost killed myself with an eating disorder as a type 1 diabetic and took a myriad of drugs on the basis it kept me skinny. Now I'm in my early 30s I've lost the weight healthily and I am obsessed with looking after myself and have only just realised I'm fucking awesome. When you're younger or sometimes older you have a warped perception of yourself until you realise you're fucking awesome and there's only one of you!
Iyam tarole Ingyu Theo appreciates life and humans in the smallest aspect of life.like if u eat a candy bar in front of him he would probably turn it into a clint Eastwood movie film scene
We had a place called the "Tard Mart" in tech school during high school where theyd train retards to be cashiers etc lol it was the highlight of my day when i went to my small engine repair class there hahahaha
Man, I miss the old Church episodes 😂. This trio is absolutely hilarious...if I'm being honest, the previous episode where they are all tripping on mushrooms is probably the funniest Church episode ever 😂
09:34 - Long Beach 9:50 - Notebook with Down Syndrome 15:07 - Torcher Chamber / Lee's Laugh 21:48 - Taxi Story (Opie & Jim Norton) 28:05 - Victoria 46:30 - The First Wigger 53:25 - LaCedric 56:16 - Buzzer Underwear 58:48 - Pot Cookie w/ Casting Director 1:00:43 - AirBnB
Love when Joey talks about transitions in life and making changes in your career etc. You can see he is relatable here because he's been down and out before to
I was crying laughing when Theo was telling his story after they talked about wetting bed and Joey said hold up, you wet the bed til you were 13? I gotta watch you like a hawk 😂😂😂😂 just the way he stopped theo’s story and the tone in his voice got me 😂😂😂
Do you ever listen to someone talk and realize their mind works completely differently than yours? That’s what I think every time I listen to Theo, and I love it.
Joey: Wait wait, Lee you wet the bed until you were 13? Be honest.Lee: Yeah probably til around 13 or so. Joey: I gotta watch you like a hawk, those people are always arsonists.LOLOLOLOLOLOL
@@halen7846 yeah but little kids can recover from bein schizos right? i would imagine if he got alotta help before the age of 25 where your brain is fully developed, hes fine-ish
Theo Von is the most interesting dude I've ever listened to... his whole life is just random from his Dad being 70 when he was born to all the events he's endured. I don't think he gives himself enough credit bc he's an intelligent smart dude that uses humor to his advantage! respect homie
I love this combo because its Joey with the dirty city life stories and then Theo with the dirty south stories and the way their complete opposite stories of their upbringing's flow off one another is amazing to watch. frekin. hilarious.
TerraFirma I agree with ya, watch this whole episode, Theo gets Jeoy laughing more than most people that come on. The sexcapades with Kate Quigley is also amazing
If you like bedwetting stories, check out the latest episode of Ari's Skeptic Tank with Mark Normand. They talk rubber sheets, buzzing underwear, and mattresses that look like used coffee filters (on both sides).
"It's tough to say to yourself this is it" I gotta say that life is a trip, and hearing people that I admire talk about life before they got it together is great. Thank you Theo and Joey.
its nice to see theo laughing and honestly happy. i understand he is funny and its not obvious but he is challenged with anxiety. Joey Diaz you are the best.
Dog, that’s a great idea. This is a timeless and classic exchange of stories and laughs. These moments are worthy of being archived for enjoyment/education for future generations. The format we have here on TH-cam will die out. 50 years from now, it could very well be the case that all these uncle Joey videos will be hard to find. Unless someone makes a point of archiving and updating the format as times change
@21:18 Theo is such a nice guy he tells Lee he see’s nothing wrong with him. You know that made Lee’s whole year right there. It made him warm and fuzzy and good about himself. That’s why Theo is the King 👑
Joey you have a lovely day sir you’re a very uplifting presence in this journey of mine through the barren wasteland of depression confusion and misjudgment. Big up the fam!
HALF A DECADE OLD!!! … this was the end of a good CLASSIC era when they ended this pod… Everything from the beginning of there ad reads and all just had a type of feel to it.. good times
That’s just you projecting your nostalgic feelings on things. You’ll gain an appreciation for what’s current in 2022 in a few years. Trust me. The challenge is recognizing how special the NOW is either during or shortly after it happening with daily gratitude practice. Have a great 2023 dude!
He is, in one of the last episodes of "Joeys Joint" he talks about Lee. He said he moved away and is working on physical fitness. He said he runs now and is doing wonderful!
Theo always comes correct with the fuckin hilarious stories. I haven't heard Uncle Joey laugh like that since last time Theo was on. "She had like 40% man face." "I was doing blow quietly." lmao. And making fun of Lee. hahaha "Looking like a welfare gerbil." lol
![Theo Von on The Steebee Weebee Show [Ep 38]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/818rA8PnXKQ/mqdefault.jpg)
Theo is my favorite guest EVER.
Jared Guidry word one of the few who really cracks joey up
I know, he is hilarious. Definitely a good podcast guest.
Exactly Harwin, lmao exactly, got to hear some of Joeys legit deep laughter, was hilarious. Theo's fucking great.
I've never seen Joey and Lee happier than this episode with Theo.
james beaet the Theo one before this was the best Church episode ever. they went deep with the mushrooms and edibles. fuckin tremendous
theo and joey giggling like little girls during lee doing the ad read is gold lmao
Time stamp please?
@@John_R_Jackson_III at the very start of the video
Usually I skip through the ad reads in any podcast but when Joey and Lee read it, it's fucking hilarious. Joey always messing up the code word.
Also when Theo telling the story about the buzzing underwear.
Lifts my mood every time I hear it 💙
Theo is the only comic I've discovered that I immediately started binge-watching since Mitch Hedberg. Dude is the real deal.
sure is
@@Guitarfailtastic2857 Never happened with George Carlin huh? That's a sad thought
Little gay for Theo huh? I don’t blame you
so weird, that happened to me too , and I found Hedberg via Theo which is backwards af.
I've started saying bruh again thanks to Theo.
You know it's good when Joey starts laughing like someone bleeding an old radiator
You’re old
56:24
29:56
That radiator expression is the best thing I've seen in a long, long time. Fits this perfectly.
😂 this comment is gold.
“I went on like a 30 or 40 day no reefer thing, I just ate pot cookies” joeys idea of not getting high 😂😂😂
Still til this day on the Church. Stops smoking bud but still takes a little thc tea or some shit 😂
Definitely better for your lungs
@@chrisgarcia8592 "a little thc spray never killed nobody" - Joey Diaz
Theo is the fucking best. Everytime Lee put himself down, Theo would say nah Lee, you're good. he is a good dude.
Yeah I get that from him, he’s a real genuinely kind hearted guy and doesn’t want anyone putting themselves down when they’ve got good qualities like lee does.
@@LiamDCoughlan I really hate it when lee puts himself down.. it hurts whenever anyone does. But lee is so fuckin kind, idk why he’s so mean to himself.
@Regular Joseph damn, calm down
Ok Bret Konsdorf
@@imjustapancake3188 I think part of immaturity and youth. When I was in my 20s almost killed myself with an eating disorder as a type 1 diabetic and took a myriad of drugs on the basis it kept me skinny.
Now I'm in my early 30s I've lost the weight healthily and I am obsessed with looking after myself and have only just realised I'm fucking awesome.
When you're younger or sometimes older you have a warped perception of yourself until you realise you're fucking awesome and there's only one of you!
Theo is hilarious and so damn likeable-- and I love the way he talks to Lee lmaooo he genuinely appreciates Lee
Yea baddddd
Don't we all mate
tremendous
Iyam tarole Ingyu Theo appreciates life and humans in the smallest aspect of life.like if u eat a candy bar in front of him he would probably turn it into a clint Eastwood movie film scene
Lee always bringing them hardnuts
This guy fuckin killed me 😂
"You're out here driving, you're high, but at least you're making money"
"I was thinking this was MY cab bruh. Thats how high I was."
DUDE that part killed me LOLOL I was laughing so hard....
Meanwhile the meter's $240 and counting hahaha.
Trevor Kern Super hilarious. Then I realized it's not my cab. I couldn't help, but laugh out loud. Man I needed that laugh.
C * LOKO * HARBOR AREA * Hahah thats right C-LoKS what hood u from?I thought I was the only ese hearing badass Joey Diaz sick ass stories!
“One of those taller Vietnamese people that look black at night” lmao
Joey: "How many weeks a month do you travel?"
Theo: "Probably 20 weeks"
1:14:58
ahhaahahah
joey is so stoned he can't figure it out
He said weeks or months. Theo said 20 weeks a year.
that’s something Beetlejuice would say💀
“I left $100 on the seat and just started shouting ‘Adios’ ... I don’t even know if he spoke spanish” 😂😂😂
his father is from Nicaragua
Theo is hilarious and so damn likeable-- and I love the way he talks to Lee lmaooo he genuinely appreciates Lee
@@jorjesantana9049 he's talking about the cab driver. Theo not knowing if he spoke spanish or not. He didn't know
“We had a good group of handicapped kids at our school” lmfao
i had a great group prolly thirty or so
MyNamesCody we had a nice group too. One of em we called em Pimp Patrol. He was the man !
We had a place called the "Tard Mart" in tech school during high school where theyd train retards to be cashiers etc lol it was the highlight of my day when i went to my small engine repair class there hahahaha
Cashen hows your career as a cashier working out?
MyNamesCody they got me trained in 🤣
"You sleep on your stomach?! Like a dead animal?"
I can't breathe
Theo von clearly deflating isn't funny
@@bobjob6901 shut up boy
31.30 Theo's story here is wack I feel like he's laughing ( fake laughing) 10x's more than JD or Lee
Just reading the quote made die
Theo: I’ve never thought I’m very handsome
Lee: you’re stunning sir
Lol tremendous
Man, I miss the old Church episodes 😂. This trio is absolutely hilarious...if I'm being honest, the previous episode where they are all tripping on mushrooms is probably the funniest Church episode ever 😂
What episode is that?
@@chrisclaytor1424 that was 383...all three of them were cooking on that episode 😆
I found it😂😂 I'm watching it for the 2nd time tonight😂😂 this shits gold
@@chrisclaytor1424 best part is when Joey pulls an Owen Benjamin and just leaves in mid conversation 😆😆
I’ve watched that episode a ton of times, the stories were so funny and Lee giggling 😂😂😂
Haha Lee is great don't get me wrong but every time he talks I think he's going to start crying haha
Zac Thomson for real hes cool as hell but his voice is fucking hilarious
Zac Thomson he's just anxious and high as fuck all the time
Talk about the odd couple! Lol,, complete opposites,,,,,
I would cry if uncle Joey got me high on 4 stars of death. He sees the devils dick who wouldn’t cry
Zac Thomson thats cause Joey keeps dosing him up with the edibles and mushrooms
Dude when Joey does an impression of Lee talking, bruh that shit kills me hahaha
“We went ta Long Beach”
09:34 - Long Beach
9:50 - Notebook with Down Syndrome
15:07 - Torcher Chamber / Lee's Laugh
21:48 - Taxi Story (Opie & Jim Norton)
28:05 - Victoria
46:30 - The First Wigger
53:25 - LaCedric
56:16 - Buzzer Underwear
58:48 - Pot Cookie w/ Casting Director
1:00:43 - AirBnB
9:34 Long beach
Your the GOAT
DOCTA!
Can you not spoil the podcast for everyone please ?
1:13:30 awkward silence
man rewatching these [now old] church episodes..almost feels like a complete different world..
You are right about that my friend. Back before podcasting became corporatized
I haven’t laughed this hard in years. These church episodes are gold
It was.
Still
yeah it's almost sad.
Uncle Joey and Theo Von with Lee is the best combo. I could chill with them for eternity
"Running on neck thoughts" lmao How does this not have 1M views
Brandon And Russell #neckthoughts
I couldn't stop laughing in that one. Hahaha what a genius
If he knows about neck thoughts, he has definitely done some partying! lol
It’s funny but not funny if you have been there...
whendrix1966 you mean LOTS of partying. Onward bruh.
Theo Von is my favorite Church guest for sure. He's a certified savage and truly funny as a person.
"She smelled like violence, ya know?"
"And tattoos."
Theo's slow southern draw on "ya know" at the end makes whatever he says even better 😂
Who’s here in 2024?
1/30/24
Feels like this came out last week
4/9/24
We didn't know how good we had it... 😢
hello brother☝️
whos here after the church podcast ended?? :(
Always here brother
Not that who's here guy smh
mook
Yessir the old episodes with Theo are my favorite re-watches. Church for life.
@darron gilbert New Jersey. And the church. Is now the joint💪🏽✊
29:47: "...She could have been one of those taller vietnamese people who look black at night.." LMFAO 😂😂😂
dilanka is
That got me too🤣🤣🤣😂
There's something about Theo Von, the way he describes things and puts words together.
He is absolutely 100% hilarious!! Love the dude!
Theo is the best guest to be on the Church
bob weird best guest on anything period
bob weird that's how I found him out.
Check out This Past Weekend.
Every Monday and Thursday his podcast drops and it's pure flames 🔥
THEO VON MAKES ANY PODCAST THE BEST!!
Don’t sleep on the OG Ralphie May
theos laugh is so lovely xD
Love when Joey talks about transitions in life and making changes in your career etc. You can see he is relatable here because he's been down and out before to
52:58 the legendary story of La'cedric
This has to be the funniest podcast ever. Theo had me dying man. Those Luigi stories..
383 is even funnier if you can believe it
“Sounded like he played soccer” lmao 😂
@@larrymcjones you right my favorite quote is theos in 383 "LOOK AT LEE BROO! DAMN DUUDE! OPEN UR EYES!"
Lee(softly) I can't.
Brian St Pierre,…. Buzzer underwear for urinators,… there’s so much gold in this episode
"This dude was speaking something fancy, you know? He was clearly betting on foreign soccer games on his phone, ya know?" Classic
james beaet he’s funny af
"Lee, eat this biggest dose of eddibles anybody has ever seen", Lee passes out, "Lee's slipping for some reason, I don't get it, off his game"
Actually I believe this is around the Time when Uncley Joey replaced the 50mg edibles with the 250 ones
he told us later on JRE :d
I was crying laughing when Theo was telling his story after they talked about wetting bed and Joey said hold up, you wet the bed til you were 13? I gotta watch you like a hawk 😂😂😂😂 just the way he stopped theo’s story and the tone in his voice got me 😂😂😂
In podcast 383 they were high af and theo said he wet the bed till 28 im pretty sure
Do you ever listen to someone talk and realize their mind works completely differently than yours? That’s what I think every time I listen to Theo, and I love it.
the weird thing is he speaks exactly how I think, I'm just too fkn dumb to express it in the interesting way he does.
Theo is the only one that no matter what podcast he is on he had more positive comments then negative what a dude..
Dude he’s so nice and always trying to compliment people. He’s the best. If you have a problem w Theo Von, then you are the problem.
U
Joey: Wait wait, Lee you wet the bed until you were 13? Be honest.Lee: Yeah probably til around 13 or so. Joey: I gotta watch you like a hawk, those people are always arsonists.LOLOLOLOLOLOL
Cardinal Visions love how he zones in on Lee even after hearing Theo say he pissed the bed till he was 30 😂
Whahahaha
peeing the bed is a notable indicator of a kid that grows up to be schizophrenic actually
@@halen7846 yeah but little kids can recover from bein schizos right? i would imagine if he got alotta help before the age of 25 where your brain is fully developed, hes fine-ish
Hahahahahahaha
Nobody makes Joey Diaz laugh more than Theo Von
Theo Von is the most interesting dude I've ever listened to... his whole life is just random from his Dad being 70 when he was born to all the events he's endured. I don't think he gives himself enough credit bc he's an intelligent smart dude that uses humor to his advantage! respect homie
I've never seen Joey laugh so much as when Theo's on, he just sits and listens to Theo's stories. I'd love if they had a podcast together hahah
The "Jew magician " he keeps 10% of the trick in his pocket hahajaha
I love this combo because its Joey with the dirty city life stories and then Theo with the dirty south stories and the way their complete opposite stories of their upbringing's flow off one another is amazing to watch. frekin. hilarious.
A true southern gentleman.
“My own brain using the n word “😂😂
Joey cracking up cracks me up Theo is genuinely funny af 😂
That wheezing
Jesus this was one of the best episodes. Those stories were amazing.
TerraFirma I agree with ya, watch this whole episode, Theo gets Jeoy laughing more than most people that come on. The sexcapades with Kate Quigley is also amazing
Theo's buzzer underwear story was hilarious
If you like bedwetting stories, check out the latest episode of Ari's Skeptic Tank with Mark Normand. They talk rubber sheets, buzzing underwear, and mattresses that look like used coffee filters (on both sides).
Stu Mitchell I was laughing as hard as COCO
56:16
Stu Mitchell
Stu Mitchell Hilarious
Whats funny is joey was supposed to do the Bert Kreischer podcast after this but, as you can see he went to mars instead. hahaha love it
Mr .Wallace and Theo did a set at the Improv and got lighted off stage. but wouldn't leave
If you told me Theo would later go on to interview the President, I'd have a hard time believing you 🤣
Hahhah yeah it’s crazy
I like how comfortable Theo is talking to Joey.
Good vibes.
11:49 Lee transformed into Marge Simpson, gotta lay off them space cakes
This comment made me cry laughing
i spit out my drink
@
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awesome!!
😂😂😂i had to go back to catch that....pure gold
"It's tough to say to yourself this is it" I gotta say that life is a trip, and hearing people that I admire talk about life before they got it together is great. Thank you Theo and Joey.
"...this dude was bettin' on foreign
soccer games on his phone
for shure.." 😁
The height of comedy podcasting ! I wish they were still like this ; i love hearing Joey laugh through the ad read
Is anyone here 2024 !??
At 1:01:00 they just focus on joey and he is gone😂😂😂
😂😂😂
He glitched bro 😂
Fuckin gonzo bruh! Haha!
Theo came to our prom with a girl from my high school way back before the real world ect ect. He was super chill dude, glad to see him doing well.
"i fuckin' spray out on the AJ" might be my favorite phrase that has ever been uttered 😂😂😂😂
I just realized I watched two of his hour long videos at work and the day is still not over, I’m glad about that
I ALWAYS gotta watch every Tuesday now. “THE CHECK IN”. With Lee & Uncle Joey. Every Tuesday morning before I go into work. 5:00am. 🙏🏼❤️
its nice to see theo laughing and honestly happy. i understand he is funny and its not obvious but he is challenged with anxiety. Joey Diaz you are the best.
When Joey Diaz loses during the buzzer underwear story it always makes me die laughing
Theo and joey have the exact brilliant flavor combo you would hope for.
I can't remember how many times I've watched this episode. Always makes me laugh
Its four years ago and this is still hilarious 😂
I’ve re watched this I don’t know how many times, such a hilarious podcast lmfao, the 3 of them are so funny together
@@JetsareBack12 i always rewatch the clip of theo’s taxi cab story lmfao
It's weird how we find ourselves revisiting this stuff from time to time. Looks like it's making the rounds in 2021. What a different time this was.
@@D-Fens_1632 still brilliant
Man i was just about to write the same thing, but now it's 2 years later than your comment, and damn thinking the same thang LOL
LMAOO You can just hear Joey DIEING the whole 60 second intro after Theo called Lee a Muscle Hamster xD
This podcast should be in the national recording registry
Dog, that’s a great idea. This is a timeless and classic exchange of stories and laughs. These moments are worthy of being archived for enjoyment/education for future generations. The format we have here on TH-cam will die out. 50 years from now, it could very well be the case that all these uncle Joey videos will be hard to find. Unless someone makes a point of archiving and updating the format as times change
This is Theo vons best podcast appearance hands down
"he took that money and reinvested it in the neighbourhood"
nearly died laughing
One of the best podcast episodes on all of TH-cam.
Some serious inspiration can be found from listening to these guys share life experiences and perspectives.
Holy fuck, at 1:01:00 Joey went through deep changes
holy shit he actually went to space and back
He's so fucked up he turned evil there
Ya boy Krokos - spaced right the fuck out. In the deep deep waters.
TerraFirma - I second that. And we all know that's sayin' something.
I'm pretty sure he had a quick dance with the devil there.
Ya boy Krokos Joey got so baked he didnt make it to bert kreischers podcast afterwards lol
These three are just great together. Loved it!
@21:18 Theo is such a nice guy he tells Lee he see’s nothing wrong with him. You know that made Lee’s whole year right there. It made him warm and fuzzy and good about himself. That’s why Theo is the King 👑
Joey you have a lovely day sir you’re a very uplifting presence in this journey of mine through the barren wasteland of depression confusion and misjudgment. Big up the fam!
He called him a muscle hamster ctfu
raw express that comment is my all time favourite podcast comment. Cannot be topped.
Nick G I fully support that. Or, “He’s a Jew, they got those little fingers” 😂😂🤣
raw express am I wrong or was it an NFL nickname?
Nick G yeah it’s Doug Martin’s nickname
They were fucking giggling for a while afterwards lmao, shit had me dead
An angel gets its wings every time Joey says "horror show".
"People were doin' grams of coke off this hooka's asshole, shootin heroin in their dicks, lightin their balls on fire, it was a fuckin' harra show"
33:55
"You're in that stage of uhhh...
*wipes an old receipt or something on his mouth*
Why the fuck am I even here"
Wtf?
LMFAOOOO
HAHAHA
That comment oleboy put in here. You KNOW it’s good and funny when you hear Uncle Joey laughing like you’re purging an old radiator. 🤦♂️😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂
i fucking love Theo and Lee together 😂
Theo Von cracking up mid sentence is sooo funny lmao 😂😂
"Lee will pay $3 extra to..." "yeah to sit in the white section" ahhaha
🤣Amazing line out of the blue
You watch this high and it’s over 💀 😂 😆
1:23:10 - "You're stunning, sir"
Fucking hilarious
Lmfaoo fucken lee
Lmfao
Lee is one of those people that you just know you’re gonna have a good time to have around
"It sounds like the notebook for 2 people with Downs Syndrome" hahahaha
Theo is funny as fuck
Hello me from 5 years ago. You have fucked your life up please fix it
1 year later and it's even worse :)
Yup life still getting worse
Yep same again change something ya idiot
i live for watching lee conducting his symphony of ghosts
HALF A DECADE OLD!!! … this was the end of a good CLASSIC era when they ended this pod… Everything from the beginning of there ad reads and all just had a type of feel to it.. good times
That’s just you projecting your nostalgic feelings on things. You’ll gain an appreciation for what’s current in 2022 in a few years. Trust me. The challenge is recognizing how special the NOW is either during or shortly after it happening with daily gratitude practice.
Have a great 2023 dude!
5 years*
Lol you're acting like it was such an long time ago
@@bryanbryan6108Great advice.
Theo's heart is pure.
His talent is astounding.
He is genuine, and I love him for that.
I swear I can listen to these Theo stories a million times on a million different podcasts and every time it's a pleasure
47:20 in hospital cracking up trying not to disturb others lmfao
Omg so funny
I lost it when Lee told Theo that he’s tall, handsome, and in shape, and Theo goes “ditto”
57:00. joey is laughing sooo hardd.. good too see cause hes always making us luagh
xanxibar so true
Joey just leans back and starts choking And wheezing when he’s laughing 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
Lee is such an endearing character i don't even know why but i hope he's doing good
He is, in one of the last episodes of "Joeys Joint" he talks about Lee. He said he moved away and is working on physical fitness. He said he runs now and is doing wonderful!
Theo always comes correct with the fuckin hilarious stories. I haven't heard Uncle Joey laugh like that since last time Theo was on. "She had like 40% man face." "I was doing blow quietly." lmao. And making fun of Lee. hahaha "Looking like a welfare gerbil." lol
Luke M and a muscle hamster
I thought he said “ well fed hamster” 🤔
Theo Von always swings hard on these podcasts. I love this country-ass nigga! 56:16
"Country-ass nigga" is that an actual phase? lol
remember when he made the guy from workaholics uncomfortable in that interview?
yep
Hell yeah CZR I was stoked to see Theo Von on the Church!
def one of my favorite guests!
This is one of the few comedy podcasts I watch and never get enough of it.
Anyone else rewatch an Uncle Joey with Theo or Bobby Lee at least once every couple of weeks?
fkn muscle hamster
i come back to these old theo episodes all the time! ralphies are a must every couple weeks for me too
Yes..
The bit about Koreans not existing, is hillarious
"I couldn't feel my face... I was runnin' on neck thoughts dude." - Theo Von. 😂