Al Qaeda Also Fed Up With Ground Zero Construction Delays

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  • @TheMikeyX
    @TheMikeyX 9 ปีที่แล้ว +34134

    "Build it and go there and wait." Always loved that quote.

    • @Competitive_Antagonist
      @Competitive_Antagonist 7 ปีที่แล้ว +358

      TheMikeyX
      If you build it, they will come.

    • @yivmaiden
      @yivmaiden 7 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Hopefully the orange orangutan goes there too

    • @christopher6337
      @christopher6337 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      yivmaiden TDS is real folks

    • @sylvash1024
      @sylvash1024 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Build it... and they will come

    • @6piecechickenmcnuggets23
      @6piecechickenmcnuggets23 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Do you regret your profile picture?

  • @JohnSmith-ms4xd
    @JohnSmith-ms4xd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +66751

    "it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that one was subtle

    • @jakobdoubleu
      @jakobdoubleu 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3110

      Sean Lin kind of hahaha, i think it meant they wanna keep making more spots to mourn as in they wanna have more attack’s and kill people so ‘they can mourn’ lmaooo

    • @discipionidiscipioni9524
      @discipionidiscipioni9524 6 ปีที่แล้ว +263

      Sean Lin ur wrong

    • @gspice4592
      @gspice4592 6 ปีที่แล้ว +670

      i actually didn't catch that at first. that is genius

    • @Synochra
      @Synochra 6 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Can't believe it took me so long to get

    • @brayden361
      @brayden361 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@Bhavaagra lmao maybe he just watched it, and it took him like 2 minuted

  • @Mr.ChadRodriguez
    @Mr.ChadRodriguez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22691

    "Your building is hard to see in a rainy cloudy day we wanted more colors"
    That part killed me lolol

    • @Mayanksharma-ss8xj
      @Mayanksharma-ss8xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      😂😂😂

    • @MWorsa
      @MWorsa 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      The following graphic 😂

    • @thatkindcoder7510
      @thatkindcoder7510 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      And that part aimed to kill many more people

    • @kebas239
      @kebas239 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      If it killed you, you wouldn't have been able to comment.

    • @XXXTentaclez
      @XXXTentaclez 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      enough people watched this for somone to think this is real

  • @tmytyson
    @tmytyson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16118

    After Draeger's byline said "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks" I was 90% expecting Al Farouq's byline to also say "Lost Brother in 9/11 Attacks."

    • @rrraynoorrr
      @rrraynoorrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Lol

    • @jackuzi8252
      @jackuzi8252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1260

      That would have been a nice touch.

    • @duck8624
      @duck8624 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Would've been hilarious😂

    • @Morizzoo
      @Morizzoo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      “Lost 19 brothers in 9/11 attacks”

    • @assmane999
      @assmane999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      They missed an opportunity. Very funny

  • @darioinfini
    @darioinfini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10072

    "I say to the important people, build it, and go there, and wait" LOL

    • @AndreasDelleske
      @AndreasDelleske 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Trump really should have listened!

    • @bro8686
      @bro8686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@AndreasDelleske so the left can fund organisations... to assist in its uhhhhhhh unbuilding ig lol

    • @BobuxGuy
      @BobuxGuy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@bro8686 Oh boi...

    • @iloveujerzy7534
      @iloveujerzy7534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AndreasDelleske ok andreas

    • @Edgeperor
      @Edgeperor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Utubealt 94 are you braindead?

  • @SuperMarco647
    @SuperMarco647 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15787

    "Certainly the large sharp spike has many possibilities"

  • @Ikcatcher
    @Ikcatcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43955

    When you’re a bad guy in a RPG game but the game forces you to play diplomatically

    • @ChiccinTendies
      @ChiccinTendies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Can't relate

    • @yegor2
      @yegor2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +625

      fable 3 in a nutshell

    • @x-fun3149
      @x-fun3149 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @Big Smoke
      HOI4 + Mileniumn Dawn

    • @Okwardi
      @Okwardi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Team fortress 4?

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      i once sentenced benny to be crucified but i'm still a pacifist in new vegas

  • @Ok-tl1dv
    @Ok-tl1dv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10578

    ”Do you like the design of the tower?”
    ”It’s okay”
    Idk why i laughed when he said that

    • @nog297
      @nog297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      Well he would be happy to take it down for free if the design turns out bad.

    • @leaningright4534
      @leaningright4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah i dont get this, they’re asking Al Qaeda for their opinion. Like why? Al Qaeda destroyed the towers in the first place, there might be something I’m missing out on.

    • @meringuesheaven7950
      @meringuesheaven7950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@leaningright4534 are you joking?

    • @leaningright4534
      @leaningright4534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@meringuesheaven7950 is it a joke cause i don’t understand but

    • @UnrelatedPopcornFire420
      @UnrelatedPopcornFire420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@leaningright4534 I can't believe I have to explain this but basically al qaeda was Fed Up with how long it was taking for a new tower to be built because they want to be able to take it down again

  • @candlelighter1588
    @candlelighter1588 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17817

    It’s strange how both of them have opposing motives but so easily agree
    It’s also hilarious

    • @konstantinopoulos33
      @konstantinopoulos33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

      Yes indeed that is the point of the joke. That is funny. Lol. Lmao. Ahahaha.

    • @jamesha175
      @jamesha175 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@konstantinopoulos33 just as long as it is also hilarious

    • @laban9735
      @laban9735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      He found the funny

    • @Avgslaveworker
      @Avgslaveworker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      God your dumb

    • @MrInkblots
      @MrInkblots 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      That’s the joke, mate. ...some people I swear to god

  • @randomdude4117
    @randomdude4117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34487

    “The president should perhaps have an office on the highest of floors” 😂😂

    • @verticalflyingb737
      @verticalflyingb737 5 ปีที่แล้ว +941

      Lock the president in there, and wait.

    • @gosym7207
      @gosym7207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      😭😭😭😭

    • @hans6304
      @hans6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Graf von Losinj and what happened to WTC Building 7

    • @deniciovera8176
      @deniciovera8176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      stupid question , is this fake or real ?

    • @hans6304
      @hans6304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      There's no such thing as a stupid question. Try to look for information on what had happened to WTC Building 7, and follow the money :)
      RIP 9-11 victims.

  • @OttoMatieque
    @OttoMatieque 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30337

    at one time the onion was really funny and edgy, but the absurdity of the actual mainstream news stole their thunder

    • @gemstonegynoid7475
      @gemstonegynoid7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +886

      Yeah I love politically incorrect jokes. George Washington was the first British king, and mayors are the ones who maintain parks.

    • @Teabone3
      @Teabone3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      lol true

    • @DDub04
      @DDub04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      stone nice.

    • @blocke2551
      @blocke2551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      it has only been 7 years since it happened when the vid was made lol

    • @persona3448
      @persona3448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      Osama bin laden's daughter(maybe niece forget) just endorsed incumbent president Donald Trump. I don't know what the onion could do to make anything close to that.

  • @Forestdude9000
    @Forestdude9000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1026

    "Our goal is to continue to make places where people can go and mourn their loved ones." That line is perfect.

    • @mrreckless8223
      @mrreckless8223 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How? That literally means they're killing people, and they want people to honor their religious beliefs.

  • @matthewlebo1841
    @matthewlebo1841 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16926

    “It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.”
    Oh.

    • @notlikethis5782
      @notlikethis5782 4 ปีที่แล้ว +847

      That line is the most sinister and my favorite.

    • @clubmunro9214
      @clubmunro9214 3 ปีที่แล้ว +268

      that was subtle

    • @poopkiler2768
      @poopkiler2768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      You see that has two meanings

    • @zzephyr01
      @zzephyr01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Keyword “continue”

    • @ferlensmiami5409
      @ferlensmiami5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      Low key went over my head at first

  • @CameronThatcher
    @CameronThatcher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10320

    _It is very important that construction proceeds quickly so that we can have a large tower visible from many miles away_

    • @Donnyel
      @Donnyel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@fodebic5253 fuck you bruh you basically rickrolled me

    • @forksandpopsticles9183
      @forksandpopsticles9183 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@fodebic5253 i know better than to trust a nobody meme in 2020

    • @fodebic5253
      @fodebic5253 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@forksandpopsticles9183 ahahahah

    • @kandy1399
      @kandy1399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Is this a caption because I'm pretty sure I've watched the video and don't need this specific line fucking asshole

    • @CameronThatcher
      @CameronThatcher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@kandy1399 calm down, sorry I found that specific line funny

  • @mathieuschuler366
    @mathieuschuler366 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7573

    The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched

    • @DontAttme
      @DontAttme 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      That's usually what comments are for.

    • @captjamus
      @captjamus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Brad Smith Is that you Sad Brad Smith? Really liked your "Help Yourself" song!

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Do you get pissy when people attend a concert and then walk back to their cars singing the songs they just listened to?

    • @rico_1617
      @rico_1617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      “The rest of the comment section is people bemoaning people quoting the video”

    • @tinyspeaker
      @tinyspeaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Comments aren't as creative as they were a few years ago

  • @dinolad3096
    @dinolad3096 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    "The entire comments section is people quoting a 2 minute video they just watched" -Mathieu Schuler

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      "Never believe what you see on the internet. It's all lies."
      -Albert Einstein

    • @drdre4397
      @drdre4397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@tetra. 37% of what you read online is false, the other 17% is true.- Abraham Lincoln

    • @Mash-e1w
      @Mash-e1w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Truth stings.

    • @mohammedabdulmusawir4480
      @mohammedabdulmusawir4480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And ceaser wept for there were no more worlds left to conquer
      -ryan reynolds

    • @Grass-toucher
      @Grass-toucher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      "Sometimes when I close my eyes, I cant see" - Rice Cooker

  • @hotmojoe2483
    @hotmojoe2483 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10872

    “People in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly” onion is the goat

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      hotmojoe. "Our goal is to keep making places where people can go and mourn"

    • @alanbolton7803
      @alanbolton7803 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      These guys are absolute legends!! How the FUCK do they come up with this stuff!!

    • @Underlaw41
      @Underlaw41 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I lost it at wheel chairs lmao

    • @legendaryzet8450
      @legendaryzet8450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      What does G.O.A.T ( or goat) mean?

    • @indeeditsryu9579
      @indeeditsryu9579 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@legendaryzet8450 greatest of all time

  • @operator8014
    @operator8014 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8519

    Hahahaha! Jesus, how did I miss this for a DECADE!?

  • @AaronSaysSKOL
    @AaronSaysSKOL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4320

    11 years later, and this is just now showing up in my feed. WHERE HAS THIS GEM BEEN, TH-cam?

    • @nikitamalikov6683
      @nikitamalikov6683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      They withheld it. Punishment for devouring souls out of season, without a permit.

    • @schaz7563
      @schaz7563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      Seems like someone missed their Arabic lesson

    • @felixclinthorne612
      @felixclinthorne612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Please don't kill my family

    • @thewhalebear7073
      @thewhalebear7073 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh? Why are you making TH-cam comments and not taking *y o u r l e s s o n s ?*

    • @jakeaustin901
      @jakeaustin901 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      How many languages do you know?

  • @u.v.s.5583
    @u.v.s.5583 3 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    The Al Quaeda guy made a marvelous performance. Like it could almost be on normal news.

    • @sreekanthpillai7778
      @sreekanthpillai7778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      What do you mean ? This was a normal news

    • @BitBANANA222
      @BitBANANA222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@GGKGGD .......

    • @mohamedabdourahman9845
      @mohamedabdourahman9845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GGKGGD r/woosh

    • @emeraldfinder5
      @emeraldfinder5 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @UC31fRtLJriTZ-AYQlbac_vQ it’s not a skit? it’s clearly real news you plebeian

    • @darkcomet1607
      @darkcomet1607 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@GGKGGD ok Sherlock

  • @0ffaI
    @0ffaI 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3373

    The Onion was a decade ahead of their time tbh

    • @taxsi
      @taxsi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      still is.

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      1000 IQ
      No U

    • @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere
      @SBImNotWritingMyNameHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      nah they didnt make fun of this before 9/11 happened i think, not very sure however

    • @nathandrake5544
      @nathandrake5544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Nah, this is what a lot of comedy was like in the Bush years.

    • @codymclemore4816
      @codymclemore4816 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SBImNotWritingMyNameHere uh wut?

  • @albinvarg2263
    @albinvarg2263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17215

    They should have had '' Lost brother in 9/11 attacks '' under Omar's name instead of under Becky's (around 1:48)

    • @fbi6691
      @fbi6691 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1902

      Took me a moment to get that one. Good stuff.

    • @John_C_J
      @John_C_J 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      lol

    • @hemipemi
      @hemipemi 6 ปีที่แล้ว +615

      Or both.

    • @robertcalifornia9641
      @robertcalifornia9641 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Oh no FBI-san is here

    • @dj7oya
      @dj7oya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

      "I lost him but he saved himself..."

  • @JohnL-m2l
    @JohnL-m2l 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5503

    How do they come up with these absolutely hilarious scenarios? Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because most of them are working for The Onion?

    • @Qwerty0791
      @Qwerty0791 6 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Comedy writers are nothing short of demigods. They live on shitty pay, and a constant supply of cocaine and coffee.

    • @KillerOfU33
      @KillerOfU33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      this was made in 2008

    • @discomfort5760
      @discomfort5760 5 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      @@KillerOfU33 Today reality made comedy obsolete.

    • @KillerOfU33
      @KillerOfU33 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@discomfort5760 What? I said that because he said "Is the world experiencing a shortage of geniuses because..." implying this was something made recently and good people worked on this *recently*. It was made 11 years ago and has no relation to modern events.
      I wasn't criticizing comedy or anything. I was criticizing his comment being really uh... I don't know the word I'm looking for tbh, it's late at night here.

    • @hytga
      @hytga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jim was fired, so there goes about 256000 genius occupied jobs.

  • @bibekadhikari3264
    @bibekadhikari3264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +415

    "President of Indian Academy of Motion Picture vows to keep this year's Bollywood award below 50 hours."😂

  • @Mysterey101
    @Mysterey101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8456

    Lmao, "Federal Health Inspector Shuts Down State of Mississippi" is the most unintentionally normal byline in this entire video.

    • @w.o.jackson8432
      @w.o.jackson8432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +348

      Further proving that the present day is so messed up that all of today's headlines sound like Onion articles from 10 years ago.

    • @aspire3620
      @aspire3620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Keep spreading Covid, it’s good for Mississippi

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I think that's reffreacing the supreme court case...
      Like the case was someone's reletive died by the health department and sued them for it (or it could be a money problem(everywhere except America can feel this)) and somehow got the big bois in D.C. involved

    • @gay.mer9328
      @gay.mer9328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Giovanni Mendez They hated Jesus because he spread the truth.

    • @kibukaj2956
      @kibukaj2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gay.mer9328 no they hated him because he spread lies

  • @MadihaA123
    @MadihaA123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    “Build it and go there and wait” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @rezcellent
      @rezcellent 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Rouge Ranger holy shit you got the point of the joke

    • @classonbread5757
      @classonbread5757 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Rouge Ranger no shit Sherlock

    • @englandfantv6592
      @englandfantv6592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Anakin S. You seem deranged.

    • @dixen9116
      @dixen9116 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anakin S. You sound like a schizophrenic

  • @arnaudj.5314
    @arnaudj.5314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6624

    *1:31** "All kind of people, even people in wheelchairs that can't move quickly"*

    • @ratto751
      @ratto751 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      @Taha LetsPlay Dont you get the joke

    • @UnknownAsian
      @UnknownAsian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      @Taha LetsPlay How don't you get the joke?

    • @itsxen1503
      @itsxen1503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @Taha LetsPlay It's like in 9/11, because people couldn't move quick enough.

    • @boaoftheboaians
      @boaoftheboaians 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      The guy who said that is a representative of Al Qaeda in that news interview, the very same terrorist organization responsible for 9/11... that info should lead you to the rest which will help you understand the joke

    • @kusanagi-no-tachi5303
      @kusanagi-no-tachi5303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@itsxen1503 It's been years of countless rewatches, but I finally get the joke. Thanks. I'm not being sarcastic, btw.

  • @Iamhavingastromk
    @Iamhavingastromk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +503

    This shit is fucking hilarious. “A place for people in wheelchairs who cannot move quickly”

    • @s3v3n3
      @s3v3n3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Nice pfp

    • @Iamhavingastromk
      @Iamhavingastromk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@s3v3n3 likewise my cat friend

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    I love that the onion always brings on experts. Really makes them seem professional.

    • @mantistoboggan5171
      @mantistoboggan5171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      bernie2020

    •  4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mantistoboggan5171 hehe

    • @alexrowe7063
      @alexrowe7063 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mantistoboggan5171 lmao

  • @apalahartisebuahnama7684
    @apalahartisebuahnama7684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3687

    1:14 that's the most American building design i've ever seen, why no such building have been built in America?

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      Lol people would call it racist since everything is racist nowadays

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      Zilean L'incurvé We don’t want you in America bud

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Zilean L'incurvé Yeah we’re only the best country in the world

    • @HY4CIN7H
      @HY4CIN7H 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Zilean L'incurvé you only say that bc you know your shitty little backwater village would starve without big daddy america's help

    • @lilshart7914
      @lilshart7914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Zilean L'incurvé A bad idea?? I’m from Mexico, in my country they have no 2nd amendment like here in America and do you now how bad it is? The Narcos shut down a whole city of Culiacán blocking all exits and taking a building filled with military personnel’s families and traded gun fights with Mexican marines and Special forces after the arrest of Ovidio Guzman a few months ago and they let him go since they didn’t have the resources to fight the narco’s gunmen. It’s difficult for people to get a gun and it’s hard for people to defend themselves when corrupt politicians basically work with the narcos. Here in the USA we have gun rights to protect ourselves when the time comes for. I would Gun Rights are apart of the reason that makes this country so great.

  • @OMGLOL381
    @OMGLOL381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4885

    "I'm happy that the subway system and transportation system is directly linked to it, I think that will prove very helpful"
    lmao

    • @bruhbag2311
      @bruhbag2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      We all watched the video bruh.

    • @mrkrills8839
      @mrkrills8839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Bruhbag wow I didn’t know that

    • @bruhbag2311
      @bruhbag2311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Adrian Ladda I don’t think you understand. Nobody needs people to quote what they’ve just watched.

    • @OMGLOL381
      @OMGLOL381 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@bruhbag2311 You obviously got some personally vendetta against me brah, I don't see you commenting this on other peoples 'quote' comments.

    • @willotter4503
      @willotter4503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Bruhbag wtf, do u just go to different comments trying to be a cockhead, do people have to spoon feed u bloody jokes?

  • @shaan_1296
    @shaan_1296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I like how he said "build it..go there and wait.."

  • @samuelstrachan2726
    @samuelstrachan2726 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1884

    1:50 “It is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the deaths of their loved ones.” Easily missed but much appreciated

    • @Charlie-fu6ep
      @Charlie-fu6ep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Took me a hot minute to get it.

    • @kibukaj2956
      @kibukaj2956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Charlie-fu6ep i got it after 5th time lmao

    • @johnchesterfield9726
      @johnchesterfield9726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I didn’t even notice until this comment! That joke is so subtle, I appreciate it too.

    • @APersonOnYouTubeX
      @APersonOnYouTubeX 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      One could almost *crumble* with laughter

    • @mariolisa2832
      @mariolisa2832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dark as fuck I love it 😂

  • @Etbrixproductionz
    @Etbrixproductionz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4780

    September 11th : less than a month away
    TH-cam recommendedation :

    • @jesusavila629
      @jesusavila629 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ETBrixProductions sameeee

    • @patricktsai2303
      @patricktsai2303 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Thanks youtube, very cool!

    • @harveymorgan1749
      @harveymorgan1749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nice its a joke for you but Mossad and deep state let terorrists attack american civilians for excuse for greater israel wars

    • @PlayfulJoyful
      @PlayfulJoyful 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Let’s go there and wait.

    • @weedmastersr
      @weedmastersr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@harveymorgan1749 Bingo! A man that knows the truth.

  • @evank3718
    @evank3718 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1754

    The fact that this was only made 7 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      You say that as if that is a short amount of time. Someone in the year 2500 might think YOU when you typed that comment were living "shortly after 9-11".

    • @KentuckyFriedChildren
      @KentuckyFriedChildren 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@rahulmalik1083 Common sense right there

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Pretty sure i was joking about it the next week with my friends.

    • @mertaliyigit3288
      @mertaliyigit3288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      30 years later new satiric video comes out
      "The fact this this was only made 28 years after 9/11 makes this even worse/funnier"

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Comedy = tragedy + time

  • @deaj8450
    @deaj8450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    The actor for Omar is my favorite maybe in the whole cast of the Onion. He plays his part so perfectly.

  • @NarffetWerlz
    @NarffetWerlz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    Loved the ticker story:
    '90% of guidance counselors wished they'd paid more attention to their guidance counselors.'

    • @cheesemuncher63
      @cheesemuncher63 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "Doctors questioning whether they should dispense birth control to underage girls or wait til they are barely legal"

  • @ChrisTheCringe
    @ChrisTheCringe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +521

    Of course! The Towers were hard to see because it had no colors! Give that Al Qaeda guy a raise

    • @Woozyfo
      @Woozyfo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can't believe you're here of all places baha

    • @b_ramking
      @b_ramking 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, grey is not a color? my life is a fucking lie.

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmao

  • @DieRisky
    @DieRisky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1306

    “Build it, go there and wait”
    I’d ask him what we would wait for

    • @Iyarashinaoi
      @Iyarashinaoi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Wait for the whole shebang to happen, y'know? All that flashy stuff.

    • @syntax2004
      @syntax2004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Special gift to hell l I-I mean from heaven

    • @aaronvannatta9329
      @aaronvannatta9329 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hm didn't think about that good question

    • @TheRedHexagon
      @TheRedHexagon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      For your airplane of course

    • @minefoxc4015
      @minefoxc4015 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      For the awesome fireworks to celebrate its opening of course!

  • @AJ--212
    @AJ--212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    "it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones" that was gold lmao

    • @AJ--212
      @AJ--212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Lighthouse in the Storm i clicked, saw a stereotype comic book enthusiast, then ran away

  • @omegaparadigm8693
    @omegaparadigm8693 10 ปีที่แล้ว +2260

    People in wheel chairs that can't move quickly! Bahaha..fucking hilarious...and at the same time it's like dafuq did I laugh so hard at that. Lol

    • @the_infinexos
      @the_infinexos 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Omega Paradigm 86 Just letting you know that after 4 years you have 314 likes

    • @alexplaysgames8774
      @alexplaysgames8774 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      In 5 years you'll get 558

    • @tedstersscience1637
      @tedstersscience1637 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexplaysgames8774 well it's been 2 days since you posted and he has 620

    • @Top_Weeb
      @Top_Weeb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      His name's not dafuq it's farouq

    • @max_cant_do_hax
      @max_cant_do_hax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      And... He reached his like goal of 911 likes

  • @ilynnad
    @ilynnad 11 ปีที่แล้ว +275

    "Federal health inspectors shut down state of Mississippi" they just get better!

  • @RandomActsOfGaming
    @RandomActsOfGaming 9 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    I'm not sure here, but I don't this guy has the best of intentions.
    I get the feeling he must be invested in the completed building.

  • @cattysplat
    @cattysplat ปีที่แล้ว +97

    2008 comedy hit different.

    • @mCloud08
      @mCloud08 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hits harder than American Airlines flight 11

    • @zurirobinson2749
      @zurirobinson2749 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Post-9/11 humor was extremely dark. I think that's why Gen Z can't stop making jokes about wanting to die: the first comedy we watched was this

    • @charliebakerspen
      @charliebakerspen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@zurirobinson2749we literally watched 9/11 between first and second period in the 10th grade. And they were just like, okay back to class, we dismiss at the regular time.

  • @SorryBones
    @SorryBones 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1357

    Would’ve been funny if his title was also “lost brother in 9/11 attacks”

    • @mattroules6691
      @mattroules6691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      You should be a director of comedy shows lol

    • @HarryWizard
      @HarryWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@mattroules6691 except he just stole a comment from someone else who made it 6 months prior

    • @BigRed2
      @BigRed2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Matt roules Not sure how you two think this is funny, you support MSM interviewing a terrorist and getting his opinion on the new trade center?! I hope Trumps wins again in 2020 ! so you crazy stupid liberals get put in your place

    • @nt2122
      @nt2122 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@BigRed2 R u joking? It's hard to tell.

    • @zazmatyk
      @zazmatyk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      N T are YOU joking? Hard to tell.

  • @zelada2123
    @zelada2123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +748

    Damn they were trolling since 08

    • @sirboringname
      @sirboringname 6 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Zelada212 they were trolling since early 2000s

    • @Czeckie
      @Czeckie 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      back then, it was called "joking" and "comedy"

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I think the Onion even had its own actual newspaper back in the early 90s.

    • @Fingrek
      @Fingrek 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Czeckie em, no, it was trolling back then as well, the term is older than you think

    • @elr456
      @elr456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The late 2000s were peak Onion.

  • @charlest1121
    @charlest1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Omar is so thoughtful and caring for the people of the big spike building

  • @tdm4485
    @tdm4485 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    It took 12 long years for the algorithm to finally show me this jem

  • @ArborealOreo
    @ArborealOreo 11 ปีที่แล้ว +1400

    I like the alternate design he did for the building xD He's awful!

    • @utterdespair2136
      @utterdespair2136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      Just needed a couple of giant bullseyes on it.

    • @avandurion
      @avandurion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      lots of colors visible from miles away kek

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If it looked like that, I'd be cheering the terrorists along, actually.

    • @obliviousotterI
      @obliviousotterI 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@medexamtoolscom That is a truly fucking hideous design, they might have had to beat me to flying a plane into it.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2154

    It's been too long

    • @vladimirlenin5338
      @vladimirlenin5338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ray Mak shit waz up

    • @ourladypeace3
      @ourladypeace3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s been so long

    • @RayMak
      @RayMak 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Maybe They'll yeah man

    • @nathanwaltrip7220
      @nathanwaltrip7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed. We need another one soon

    • @tomjoe7908
      @tomjoe7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      *Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so I can ponder, the sanity of your mother*

  • @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506
    @recht_voor_zijn_raap5506 5 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Welcome to another episode of: "Why is this showing up in my recommended and why wasn't I shown this absolute gem 11 years before?!"

  • @singho23
    @singho23 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Why does this video come back to my recommended every 9/11

    • @wendigo53
      @wendigo53 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      TH-cam knows you love it.

  • @lloydbarker
    @lloydbarker 15 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    To me this is The Onion at its fearless best. Dark, hysterical, satire. Absolutely brilliant.

    • @niko-800
      @niko-800 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Old ahhh comment

    • @the_null_man
      @the_null_man ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ​@@niko-800 wow, it's almost as if TH-cam existed 15 years ago! _amaaazing!_

    • @qlip
      @qlip ปีที่แล้ว

      are you alive rn bro

  • @PhoenixStriker1
    @PhoenixStriker1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1152

    TH-cam: Please no offensive content
    The Onion: 9/11 *dabs*

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Things were different 12 years ago on TH-cam.

    • @ima_psykopathpsn8411
      @ima_psykopathpsn8411 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Cringe

    • @invalid9553
      @invalid9553 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Cringe

    • @Adhjie
      @Adhjie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      no mature content what a bullshitting fuckwit

    • @HomsianCam
      @HomsianCam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The thing is, I'm Muslim, and showed this to my friends, and we all laughed.. It is not us who is getting sensitive about such stuff! It is .. you know who.

  • @84blizzle
    @84blizzle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +949

    The best comedy is the kind you wouldn't laugh at, but be horrified if it was real. 😂😂😂

    • @ahahm3
      @ahahm3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      You mean dark humour?

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@ahahm3 dark humor never gets old
      Just like rape

    • @Milk-xy1gw
      @Milk-xy1gw 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      If its not funny it's technically not really comedy

    • @scaredstar9127
      @scaredstar9127 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Milk-xy1gw funny things is all how we see it, some laugh at 9/11 memes and some get pissy and sad, its all how we see it

    • @NM-jn6cp
      @NM-jn6cp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Like rape?

  • @bubferner2146
    @bubferner2146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I'm glad this got recommend to me on September 11th

  • @Kamatzu
    @Kamatzu 15 ปีที่แล้ว +270

    No, it is funny. Society has just trained you to believe that serious matters cannot be funny.
    They can.

    • @FUBBA
      @FUBBA 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Kamatzu 9 years later look how things changed everyone is a snowflake. Hello 9 years ago person

    • @thetecno5800
      @thetecno5800 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wow a 9 year old comment

    • @davevd9944
      @davevd9944 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Here comes a message from the future !!!!
      Newsflash everybody is a easily triggered cunt.
      Owh and buy bitcoins and sell them end 2017 you will thank me later xx

    • @MrSwagTurtle
      @MrSwagTurtle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Who said it wasn’t funny?

    • @adorablecreature79
      @adorablecreature79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm just here to say I don't mind killing babies, it's giving women a right to choose that pisses me off. Wait... I'm not on the abortion thread, am I?

  • @JoseFloresEC
    @JoseFloresEC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    Dam, this is really 11 years old
    Why is TH-cam recommending this now lol

    • @briandiehl9257
      @briandiehl9257 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't know, so many of these comments are recent

    • @OhItsAlsoHammy
      @OhItsAlsoHammy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ikr

    • @_Andrew2002
      @_Andrew2002 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because it is a golden onion classic. I'm glad TH-cam reminded me of this piece of art

    • @bobbing3778
      @bobbing3778 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Might be that TH-cam can't tell the difference between MSM and The Onion anymore.

    • @malluk7064
      @malluk7064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@bobbing3778 good one

  • @sashroberts6069
    @sashroberts6069 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    “It’s important for the construction to proceed quickly so we have a large tower visible from many miles away”
    Hol’up

  • @leafbelly
    @leafbelly ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I was waiting for him to speak about how nice it would be for the tenants to be diverse, with lots of Jews and Christians on the top floors.

  • @renni9813
    @renni9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    So inspiring. Glad to see our fellow patriots.

  • @SMGJohn
    @SMGJohn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    I miss the old Onion, they were so trollish.

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      They died after during the election and debates before trump was elected and to be honest i cant blame them

    • @kejiri3593
      @kejiri3593 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What do you mean. They are still good. They just make fun of stuff with some elements of jokes in them. Its good stuff : D

  • @acertainscientificloli6392
    @acertainscientificloli6392 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I like how both people are so subtle with their comments that they agree with each other rather than debate over them.

  • @TahaWasiq
    @TahaWasiq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Omar: People in wheel chairs that can not move quickly.
    Becky: Yes! - 1:31

  • @EGarrett01
    @EGarrett01 17 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Awesome. I hope people appreciate how tough it is to write something like this. It has a perfect balance of subtext while still giving the appearance of a News Channel interview. The middle woman's cluelessness towards the Al-Qaeda operative's comments is also an awesome touch.

  • @Admiralty86
    @Admiralty86 10 ปีที่แล้ว +3464

    Al-Qaeda guy "A place to mourn the loss of our loved ones" Haha Oh Jesus he means the Hijackers.

    • @misfit1actualswag
      @misfit1actualswag 9 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Admiralty86 NO SHIT

    • @Troublesome2008
      @Troublesome2008 9 ปีที่แล้ว +817

      Misfit 1 Actual
      When he said "it is our goal to continue to make places where people can go and mourn the death of their loved ones", he meant that it's their goal to make more ground zeroes. More places where attacks happened. It has nothing to do with the hijackers...

    • @spamwarrior8469
      @spamwarrior8469 9 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Admiralty86 You don't refer to 9/11/01 in a sentence with haha. It claimed 2996 lives and devastated many families.

    • @Admiralty86
      @Admiralty86 9 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      GoldenCarrot256 Well thankfully I didn't mention 9/11/01. If you think the Onion is being insensitive to the victims, you should have a word with the "9/11Truthers", they think the attacks were faked and that the victims were made-up and that their families are gov actors. Think Of That!

    • @jonahparsons7195
      @jonahparsons7195 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      no they think that the banks that control our government instigated the events with saudi arabia and israel to put the united states in to an endless war, bankrupt us, and strip away massive amounts of civil liberties for the american people. all of which has happened

  • @erzaine6545
    @erzaine6545 6 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    I love how subtle the jokes are

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Subtle???

    • @HarryWizard
      @HarryWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@christobanistan8887 subtle
      adjective
      1.
      (especially of a change or distinction) so delicate or precise as to be difficult to analyse or describe.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HarryWizard Yeah, but they weren't subtle.

    • @EddieFreak
      @EddieFreak 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Zephane there’s nothing subtle about this lmfao

    • @HarryWizard
      @HarryWizard 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@EddieFreak I never said it was, I just gave the definition because Christobanistan seemed confused :)

  • @TheDudeSmashTrash
    @TheDudeSmashTrash 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "The long, sharp spike has many possibilities"

  • @HiyoruMikiyazoya
    @HiyoruMikiyazoya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The writing and delivery of this is subtle and amazing. Screenwriters take note.

  • @ninja_hertl2479
    @ninja_hertl2479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    how did it take 11 FUCKING YEARS FOR ME TO SEE THIS

  • @ethanboyd7843
    @ethanboyd7843 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    "I say to them, Build it and go there and wait"
    I'm dying here

  • @deversandbello
    @deversandbello 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “People in wheel chairs that cannot move quickly” bruh someone needs to stop Omar

  • @Vortrox
    @Vortrox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I'm 11 years late, I can't believe TH-cam waited this long to show me this beauty.

  • @chingling9359
    @chingling9359 6 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Damn, I’m time traveling backwards of the internet right now.

  • @Pellemain
    @Pellemain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Holy fuck i haven't seen the onion for years, a video then shows up in my feed, and not only have i not seen it, but it happens to be one of the funniest ones they've ever made...

  • @EugeneVDebs-mo6dh
    @EugeneVDebs-mo6dh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    LMAO the Taliban feels like this talking on the BBC

  • @emperorvader283
    @emperorvader283 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    “Yes We need a memorial to remember 911”
    Al Qaeda:”Yes and we Need Big Tower to see from far away in our planes”

  • @snowless456
    @snowless456 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    What a civil conversation, shame what modern day politics has devolved into…

  • @mohnish7653
    @mohnish7653 6 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Back when reporting was real

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And what would you know about that, this video is 12 years old and your account is only 7 years old.

    • @zafrel
      @zafrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@djstat46 and you think he only used 1 account for 7 years?

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zafrel I used 1 for 12 years tf you on about

    • @zafrel
      @zafrel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@djstat46 yea fine you used 1 account for 12 years, but he maybe didnt and used multiple i didnt even ask how long you were using yours

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zafrel I used it as a example to prove your idiotic statement wrong

  • @risenacademy189
    @risenacademy189 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The last one "it is our goal to keep building places where people can mourn" did it for me lol

  • @bornagainliars7556
    @bornagainliars7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Damn it TH-cam...11 years later? COME ON THIS IS GOLD!

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well your account is only a year old if they had done it sooner then you would have missed it by years.

    • @killmeister2271
      @killmeister2271 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i read "come on this gold" and you know what, i fucking will

  • @Ron-hr5uf
    @Ron-hr5uf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    After 12 years. Thanks for recommending it TH-cam.

  • @adastra591
    @adastra591 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    I Love how they are maintaining their character without laughing. Lol

  • @kohlcooke8789
    @kohlcooke8789 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Build it and go there and wait” the onion is legendary XD

  • @ilynnad
    @ilynnad 11 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Billy Joel enters rock and roll hall of fame...in out-of-control Mercedes Benz." lmao

  • @natanelarnson
    @natanelarnson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    TH-cam took 12 years to recommend this gem.

  • @eddyw282
    @eddyw282 5 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    "It is our goal to continue to build places where people can go and mourn their loved ones"
    -Al Queda

  • @gargantuan4696
    @gargantuan4696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    This is the type of humor the world needs

  • @icy1260
    @icy1260 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    11 years later and this has just got recommended to me...

    • @bornagainliars7556
      @bornagainliars7556 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same! Fucking TH-cam is sleeping in us!

    • @kellynolen498
      @kellynolen498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Does this means its officially ok to laugh about 9/11 in public?

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Well your account is only 5 years old it ain't anywhere near old enough to have been able to see it when it was made. Mine was.

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mickor your one of the only people who can say that as your account is old enough.

    • @djstat46
      @djstat46 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @mickor lol np it's just kinda strange at how so many people question why it wasn't recommended sooner yet if it was they would've missed it by about a decade 😂

  • @btristin01
    @btristin01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “Build it, go there, and wait” bro, I died 😂😂😂

  • @shan3013
    @shan3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "it's for all kinds of people" "people in wheelchairs that cannot move quickly" this one got me so good

  • @tuber420
    @tuber420 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    It's kind of sad that nowadays, modern _"reputable"_ outlets now sound more comical than The Onion headlines.

  • @robocop0647
    @robocop0647 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This needs to be the first channel that comes on when I turn on the TV.

  • @Heirllionaire
    @Heirllionaire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    How can he play that al queada guy without laughing

  • @bbking006
    @bbking006 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:03 Best joke is in the marquee - "Pretentious Congreessman sworn in with hand on Thomas Pynchon novel" had me guffaw out loud

    • @mitchyoung93
      @mitchyoung93 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The writer finally got to use his English Lit degree directly.

  • @saltandpeppershakers7562
    @saltandpeppershakers7562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Recommended on the 20th anniversary of 9/11.
    Your timing is flawless TH-cam, as always.

    • @crewpup9481
      @crewpup9481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I got it the day after lmao

  • @levil7324
    @levil7324 4 ปีที่แล้ว +880

    He has an oreo on his head.

  • @figga222
    @figga222 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Al Qaeda anchor is just dynamite on everything he's in. what a gem

  • @Subscriberswithoutvideos-mp4bk
    @Subscriberswithoutvideos-mp4bk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I thought this was real.
    *I had the best experience on TH-cam ever.*

  • @ItsjustRaphael
    @ItsjustRaphael 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "Build it and go there and wait"