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  • Distractible YouTooz ► youtooz.com/collections/distr...
    What is Distractible? ► open.spotify.com/show/2X40qLy...
    Edited By ► / nerdfiction
    And ► / lixiantv
    Levitation Simulator ► store.steampowered.com/app/18...
    Tightrope Walking ► store.steampowered.com/app/17...
    Ravenous Devils ► store.steampowered.com/app/16...
    Horror Outro ► / haunted
    Happy Outro ► / minimusicman-crazy-la-...
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  • @ForeverinaMaze
    @ForeverinaMaze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3257

    What Mark says: "I'm gonna try this one more time"
    What Mark means: "I'm gonna try this ten more times"

    • @dead_bread3875
      @dead_bread3875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Underrated comment

    • @caucaznazn22
      @caucaznazn22 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Oh, but of course - since, you know, Mark's definitely not a masochist.

    • @dead_bread3875
      @dead_bread3875 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@caucaznazn22 yah 100%

    • @thoughnut
      @thoughnut 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      let's be honest, that's what we all do

    • @sakmadik69420
      @sakmadik69420 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well cooked is better

  • @lifeitself2371
    @lifeitself2371 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2626

    _"Something is missing."_
    Wow, okay, didn't realize a tightroping simulator could be turned into a horror game

    • @obunga2054
      @obunga2054 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I once was at a event and Michael Jordan was there making an appearance. I entered the restroom and used the stall and came out to wash my hands. After drying my hands I saw a tall man coming out of one of the stalls. I then looked closer and realized it was the famous basketball player Michael Jordan. I had adored since I was a little boy watching his games and now here he was. I pulled out my phone and asked for a selfie, but before I could get a response he cocked his fist back and punched me in the face as hard as he could. I fell back and landed on my ass due to being a scrawny unathletic 5'8 white male. He then proceeded to stand over me and call me a cracker a bitch and many other things. I felt like crying. I saw the Aura in his eyes they were red like he was an angry bull. I was confused I didn't do anything to offend him. He then spat on me repeatedly. Then proceeded to do the most vile things ever he pulled his pants down and took a dump on me I saw the poop coming out and landing on my face it smelled like lime and then stood up and peed all over me. The next thing he did was unbelievable he then pulled my pants down and inserted his cock inside. It was huge and black it was a foot long longer than the one's you see at subway I still couldn't do a thing due to the shock j was covered in shit and piss he then put my legs on his shoulder and started punching me until I was blood and unconscious when I woke up I saw my legs on his shoulder and his cock going inside my butt and cum dripping everywhere he jerked me off after and gave me a very hard punch in the balls. AND then he stood up and then vigoursly washed his hands. I was still on the floor in shock if what happened he then walked over me and left.
      This is a story for the younger kids never under any circumstances meet your idol you never know what they may be possible of doing.

    • @stacyaaa9471
      @stacyaaa9471 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      That wasn't the game,it was dark giving us messages through the game *wink* *wink* *wink* XDDDDD

    • @ImmaWhoopyourAss
      @ImmaWhoopyourAss 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@stacyaaa9471 no it wasn't, mark commented on it.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @adaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @adaaaaaaaaaaaa 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@26mic80 they suck git gud noob

  • @kaitlynb3832
    @kaitlynb3832 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3078

    Game: “meat is better well done”
    Mark: “nope let’s go back to levitation simulator”

  • @iamyetimanYT
    @iamyetimanYT ปีที่แล้ว +926

    “Fattening up the town to feed it to itself” is such a hard line

  • @wafer5903
    @wafer5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9647

    I’m so thankful that Markiplier is in this world

    • @LadGab
      @LadGab 2 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      sheesh imma type i agree but now I'll say TH-cam hasn't fixed the bots problem yet

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@LadGab same

    • @inspacewithanidiot7693
      @inspacewithanidiot7693 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Same

    • @sethblome1118
      @sethblome1118 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Same

    • @9_1.1
      @9_1.1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I love how the first two bots are conflicting

  • @_Yabii_
    @_Yabii_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1136

    Mark : "slowly bumps into a wall"
    His character : "proceeds to break all 206 bones"

    • @RipVanWinkle664
      @RipVanWinkle664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      *breaks
      jk i dont give a shit if you spelled it wrong

    • @mycattookashitinthelaundry
      @mycattookashitinthelaundry 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      His bones at a whopping 770 miles per hour, needs to brake

    • @Foxboi681
      @Foxboi681 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@RipVanWinkle664 *break
      lmao

    • @_Yabii_
      @_Yabii_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@RipVanWinkle664 my english be brake asfk 🤣

    • @RipVanWinkle664
      @RipVanWinkle664 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Foxboi681 damn ya got me

  • @WTFisjuice1
    @WTFisjuice1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +773

    Mark has really matured he finally learned when to stop playing a game, either that or his desk chair expenses started catching up

  • @trogdor8764
    @trogdor8764 2 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    "Don't wash your hands, or anything." She literally just put a whole corpse into the grinder guts and all, I don't think food safety or hygeine are too high on her list of concerns.

  • @micahbrunet5523
    @micahbrunet5523 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4318

    I love Mark’s himbo solution to the keyboard overlay issue: “I WILL SHOUT”

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You think mark looks good? Pfft! Sure, buddy! I can’t imagine how shocked you’ll be once you see ME!

    • @ascdrgn3481
      @ascdrgn3481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@alex.g7317 what

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@alex.g7317 who are you

    • @alex.g7317
      @alex.g7317 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lungse.2565 No… who *aren’*t I?

    • @lungse.2565
      @lungse.2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@alex.g7317 my dad

  • @colekiesler6218
    @colekiesler6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4661

    Guy: Floats around with no gravity in extremely slow motion.
    Markiplier: “This game is an absolute masterpiece.”

    • @wartide3long68
      @wartide3long68 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @ahhh they’re alright left a like for effort

    • @lordtoomas
      @lordtoomas 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @ahhh at least you didn't say they were more entertaining

    • @irfanmuzaki6698
      @irfanmuzaki6698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ahhh not a bot huh

    • @O.Reagano
      @O.Reagano 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      shut up this comment is so terrible

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @Tyler-os3lg
    @Tyler-os3lg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +353

    I love how he keeps mocking us with how everything that is red and blue must be darkiplier

  • @APersonTM
    @APersonTM ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Mark: it’s not stolen it’s… purloined, Lixian show the definition of purloined
    Lixian: purloined, a synonym for *stolen*

  • @darcyk3051
    @darcyk3051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1955

    The bird carrying Mark away was so hilariously unexpected.

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @arconisthewolf4430
      @arconisthewolf4430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@26mic80 no kid

    • @mimicmey
      @mimicmey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Not as much as the bit when he gets the other guy on his shoulders, talk about a plot twist.

    • @NightShade1218
      @NightShade1218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It basically jumpscared me.

    • @Profileunused
      @Profileunused 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The return of the "Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionate Long Gap"

  • @drewhalcro6082
    @drewhalcro6082 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12692

    I'd welcome a flying punch from Markiplier. I'm not a masochist or anything, I just want to see if I can take it...

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @themachine2408
      @themachine2408 2 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      You made the funny reference

    • @Muis33
      @Muis33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +245

      Jesus Christ dude, you got not one but two bot replies... Well technically three, since I have no emotion and my soul died 23 years ago, basically making me a robot in human skin... Or a zombie, or ghost... Fuck at this point I might as well be an Eldritch horror!

    • @DrunkJarJar
      @DrunkJarJar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Muis33 4 now

    • @bluester5184
      @bluester5184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@Muis33 edgelord

  • @stevelamborghini
    @stevelamborghini ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I love how he decided to "subtly" mention Darkiplier without concluding what he was saying

  • @lilmisssydnis1
    @lilmisssydnis1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    I like how the moral of the tightrope simulator was "If there's a problem, just sit down." I relate to that.

  • @JamesJamieJam
    @JamesJamieJam 2 ปีที่แล้ว +595

    “Its called Ravenous Devils” aka “wrong” aka “Sweeney Todd with a fashionable twist” aka “human recycling at its finest”

    • @helenerickson220
      @helenerickson220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      I was looking for a Sweeney Todd comment ahaha

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Like the game looks like the Sims so maybe is good? but i guess it's pretty repetitive

    • @Mimikyumikyu
      @Mimikyumikyu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh thank god im not the only person who noticed

    • @Zoro-ih5zb
      @Zoro-ih5zb 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      They bought the building from Sweeney

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6638

    Mark and Lixian have the best creator/editor relationship.

    • @raeann445
      @raeann445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      true

    • @FeedMyPets
      @FeedMyPets 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      …yeah i can’t think of a content creator that has a better relationship with a member of their team. i couldn’t think of anything. Game Grumps got along pretty well with Barry, Matt & Ryan, but Lixian & Mark are pretty special.

    • @thevoidwalker3701
      @thevoidwalker3701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@raeann445 Nissan z

    • @bananaab3156
      @bananaab3156 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@FeedMyPets maybe two set violin, maybe.

    • @Lsir
      @Lsir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      True.

  • @ThatTransGuy247
    @ThatTransGuy247 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    “It’s not *stolen* , it’s purloined. Lixian, show the definition of purloined.”
    The definition: to steal.
    23:47

  • @oxymoronman
    @oxymoronman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    "Who killed markiplier?" sounds like a great project opportunity involving alot of his youtube acquaintances. Also, mark plays both his dead self and the detective trying to solve the case, interviewing all the youtube suspects.

    • @DepressyDuck
      @DepressyDuck 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He did.
      That's the joke.

    • @kritzontreatz
      @kritzontreatz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@DepressyDuck whoosh

    • @TalieArts
      @TalieArts ปีที่แล้ว +5

      You should totally watch WKM! It's really cool

    • @leighsartworks
      @leighsartworks ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh and he could fill it with lots of lore that'll be the basis for future videos and projects!

  • @lilyglover1900
    @lilyglover1900 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1595

    Mark: *describes third game*
    Me: sounds like Sweeney Todd
    Mark: *begins playing game with couple working together to kill people, with the husband on the second floor literally tossing bodies down a chute to the wife in the basement to make pies out of*
    Me: Oh so this *is* Sweeney Todd

    • @BeanCocoa101
      @BeanCocoa101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +147

      Literally same, especially when it mentioned the building used to be owned by a barber 😂

    • @therumtumtiger
      @therumtumtiger 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Loooove the reference to it tho!! Sweeney Todd is my favorite musical!

    • @YoriShindou
      @YoriShindou 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This needs to be top comment lol

    • @stitchedsmiles9621
      @stitchedsmiles9621 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      literally got the same vibe too

    • @travislyonsgary
      @travislyonsgary 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Well, excepth this time the murderous pair mutually love and trust each other

  • @drexlyn8206
    @drexlyn8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Fun fact: in Ravenous Devils there is a scribbled note in grandma's recipe book that says "The secret ingredient is crime."

    • @jinxyjeans
      @jinxyjeans 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      fun Fact: Ravenous Devils is based of " The demon Barbar of fleet street" ^^

    • @_KaiTheGamer_
      @_KaiTheGamer_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ah, just like Nestlé.

    • @imarock.7662
      @imarock.7662 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jinxyjeans Ah, Sweeny Todd.

    • @drexlyn8206
      @drexlyn8206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@jinxyjeans Good catch. I didn't catch that when I was watching, but saw comments from people that did.

    • @thein8ererator518
      @thein8ererator518 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jinxyjeans such a great show

  • @k3nshi704
    @k3nshi704 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This honestly reminds me of the old days of TH-cam where every TH-camr was playing obscure simulator games.

  • @demoniclogics
    @demoniclogics ปีที่แล้ว +40

    petition for Mark to do a full playthrough of Ravenous Devils on the channel please
    its not very long but I'd love to see Mark stressing on it XD

  • @MarkermusPrime
    @MarkermusPrime 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2653

    Seeing 3 Simulator Games feels like we've entered a new era of the 3 games genre. I can't wait until 3 Simulator Games #86

    • @It-b-Blair
      @It-b-Blair 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I’m so here for it! 😸

    • @Unmustache1
      @Unmustache1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      3 simulator games #69

    • @marek4429
      @marek4429 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok

    • @renee_ray9483
      @renee_ray9483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo ok thanks for the advice good bye now

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

  • @decromcquin273
    @decromcquin273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +857

    I’m amazed that Sweeney Todd simulator is only 5$, seems to have a really impressive amount of polish put in

    • @TheMentorOfMomos
      @TheMentorOfMomos 2 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's an amazing game!!! If you like management games you have to buy it!!

    • @adeepseafish1238
      @adeepseafish1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Insomnia_Gaming that’s so cool! Hope your play went well

    • @ChiefAero
      @ChiefAero 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The game looks quite nice, but unfortunately it just reminds me of those mobile game ads so bad.

    • @infinityquartz4744
      @infinityquartz4744 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah very much reminded me of that movie

    • @ook4698
      @ook4698 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@ChiefAero its 100% not like that i love the game sm

  • @rachelburton8587
    @rachelburton8587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love that Chica and Henry are like “we want to be in Marks video too” 🤣

  • @bpr664
    @bpr664 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I thoroughly enjoyed playing ravenous devils and it makes me sad it was so short. Its heavily inspired by sweeney Todd and references this

  • @mr.easyorigamiart
    @mr.easyorigamiart 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1390

    *Lixian slapping "Who killed Markiplier?" Across the screen made me laugh way harder than it should have.*

    • @_JustJoe
      @_JustJoe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It feels like something a middle school teacher would do 💀

    • @freafrea8822
      @freafrea8822 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

  • @ramenramrod
    @ramenramrod ปีที่แล้ว +41

    “Well meat is better”
    Mark:…
    *Boots up Levitation Simulator again*

  • @TotallynotAddie13
    @TotallynotAddie13 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Funny moments
    0:14 LIXEN
    0:30 “there gone” just *poof*
    0:59 oh god mark
    3:12 *BOOM*
    4:12 not the foggiest clue
    4:26 is that plug in
    5:37 DEAL
    6:22 AHHH
    7:22 her neck broke
    9:54 HENRY CHECA NOT NOW
    10:44 veary bad
    11:10 oh you know just mowing my lawn
    11:29 “WHO KILLED ME”
    12:25 ok mark calm down
    12:39 MOVE BIRD
    12:59 HE WAS SNATCHED
    13:56 omg MARK
    14:48 MURDER
    14:58 WHO ARE YOU
    15:15 is there a sniper mark
    15:31 please oop
    15:59 HAHAHAHAHAHHA *demonic*
    16:09 crime?
    16:37 hey! H-hey!
    17:10 BABIPDEDO
    17:20 ARHGG
    18:15 WHERES THE TRANSITION MARK 18:31 MURDER PEOPLE GOODIES
    20:28 RED BLUE RED BLUE
    22:37 it’s finger licking good
    23:39 he wasn’t using it
    26:18 THINKING OF YOU MY LOVE

  • @Kennykenli
    @Kennykenli 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    As mark was explaining the last game I was like "So it’s Sweeney Todd inspired." I didn’t expect for it to start by saying it was owned by a "well known barber" 😭😭💜

    • @demmiramos777
      @demmiramos777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Same!!! They just kept adding up! The location, the barber, the girl with pies, the basement

    • @GeneralShermdogProductions
      @GeneralShermdogProductions 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm so glad someone else noticed

    • @colebrewer351
      @colebrewer351 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was hoping I wasn’t the only person who made that connection, even the store is very similar to the one in the movie.😂

    • @Konjo316
      @Konjo316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yep it was pretty obvious to me, with how many times I've seen the Johnny Depp movie

    • @luckytiggertalia
      @luckytiggertalia 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Thank God I'm not the only one who went insane about the barber part

  • @DangerNoodleReads
    @DangerNoodleReads 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1451

    The last game while mark is describing it: sounds like Sweeney Todd
    The building: *IS LITERALLY THE BUILDING FROM SWEENEY TODD*

    • @Brekkerx
      @Brekkerx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      BRO THATS WHAT I'M SAYING

    • @user-cp3hj3nb8u
      @user-cp3hj3nb8u 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      So happy I wasn’t the only who thought that!

    • @haleygilmore4929
      @haleygilmore4929 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yes!!! I was like, yo! A barber!!? Dis is totally inspired by sweet Todd and I love it!

    • @hayhayyeah3562
      @hayhayyeah3562 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      As soon as he described the game Sweeney Todd popped into my head

    • @SFulton
      @SFulton ปีที่แล้ว +6

      THANK YOU. 100% What I thought IMMEDIATELY.

  • @dsyxhrps
    @dsyxhrps ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I literally love Lixian's editing humour 😂

  • @dr.coomerclone146
    @dr.coomerclone146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    21:57 that “don’t jump into wormhole” was ironically the first ending I got in part one… of the two endings…

  • @amghost7947
    @amghost7947 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I really hope this becomes a series like the scary/horror games.

  • @______373
    @______373 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    5:00
    "I"m not as dumb as you think I is" lmao made a mistake and also said that he's smarter xDDDD

  • @FredbearOfficial
    @FredbearOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    "I'm fucking sorry? What did you say the controls are?"
    Did he really think a levitation game would be easy?

    • @charlesfuzak
      @charlesfuzak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I mean, did it say you have to press E+X+I+T to exit the game? I've seen some weird control schemes but that's straight up insane.

    • @theothenbrabbit998
      @theothenbrabbit998 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Damn FredBear being kinda savage there

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @milkenthusiast.3486
      @milkenthusiast.3486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@26mic80 no

    • @WillLuigiVG
      @WillLuigiVG 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@milkenthusiast.3486 report, don't interact

  • @elizacarrie7433
    @elizacarrie7433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +792

    That third simulator missed a terrific “our clientele has great taste” joke

    • @michaelmonstar4276
      @michaelmonstar4276 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Their writing isn't the best. XD - I offered them to help, but it was ignored.

    • @nills2099
      @nills2099 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@michaelmonstar4276 no one cares

    • @can0cringe
      @can0cringe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@michaelmonstar4276
      I wonder why 💀
      /j /j this was for shits and giggles

    • @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924
      @somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The whole game is an amazing reference to Sweeney Todd

    • @zandrarose4997
      @zandrarose4997 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      it looked like sweeny todd

  • @bornofstardust5910
    @bornofstardust5910 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    7:43 "I'm understanding now"
    Immediately hits the floor

  • @shield_maiden_
    @shield_maiden_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I can hear the heartbreak of the devs on the last game, who were cut out by some daft levitation simulator - but thats TH-cam gaming!

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5130

    I’m simply surprised that they make enough simulator games that Mark is able to make an entire series off of it. This is the beginning of something great.

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you have no life

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you always comment the same shit

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      you dont go outside

    • @Meddio2
      @Meddio2 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      you dont have a girlfriend and never will

    • @ericas.1654
      @ericas.1654 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      o u changed your pfp 😮

  • @soap9223
    @soap9223 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    *The biggest seagull in simulator history dive bombs Mark’s head*
    Mark: WELL MAYBE ANIMALS NEED TO BE CONSIDERATE OF ME

    • @ThePenisMan
      @ThePenisMan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am so sorry that your comment only got three replies and all of them are from shitard bots
      (Make that 4 bots now)

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @TheBerylfly
      @TheBerylfly 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how you phrased it as "biggest seagull in simulator history" as if it's a trackable statistic

  • @sundayok2307
    @sundayok2307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I frigging love the fact that his editor has become a recurring character that makes videos even funnier

  • @3MolesInATrenchCoat
    @3MolesInATrenchCoat ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Well cooked is better"
    Mark: "Nope, that's it."

  • @notyou6501
    @notyou6501 2 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Imagine being an hairstylist and your client just starts levitating out of nowhere. That would be a nice story to tell one day

    • @David-ve5iq
      @David-ve5iq 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And your client is like an Auton from Doctor Who.

    • @kaywolf73
      @kaywolf73 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      And he sits criss-cross-apple-sauce in the chair

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @vincentsgames9876
      @vincentsgames9876 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      People who haven’t watched the new stranger things season: 😂
      The people who have:😰

  • @eternalmaggot7246
    @eternalmaggot7246 2 ปีที่แล้ว +965

    Mark: Don't know why I'm worrying about hygiene in this establishment
    Mark, just because someone's a cannibal doesn't make them a savage.

    • @MaybeRue
      @MaybeRue 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      sounds like something a cannibal would say

    • @zaph2580
      @zaph2580 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Classy vs barbarian

    • @S0NAL_
      @S0NAL_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      reminds me of hannibal, he's a cannibal with standards

    • @GAMER-kx1tt
      @GAMER-kx1tt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Alastor and Hannibal are basically the same

    • @9farts
      @9farts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      why are you defending cannibals

  • @aminormal5478
    @aminormal5478 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *Mark questioning why he’s going in a diagonal line in the Levitation Simulator*
    Me - “why is the girls head like that?!” 😂

  • @hopepapernacky
    @hopepapernacky ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Wow, the third one is actually a really well-made game! The intro was incredible!

  • @crowcostanzo7790
    @crowcostanzo7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +340

    That last game is literally just This War of Mine meets Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street and I absolutely love it. I need that game.

    • @nyx476
      @nyx476 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It’s ravenous devils

    • @jasontaemon8598
      @jasontaemon8598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Gotta love the fact that their home was preciously owned by a BARBER!! I love this!

    • @crowcostanzo7790
      @crowcostanzo7790 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@anasexualmeatbag2979 I know what the name of the game is lol, I was making a comparison to how the game is played similarly to and looks similar to This War Of Mine, and also a comparison to the musical Sweeney Todd: Demon Barber of Fleet Street in which a barber works upstairs from a baker who makes meat pies and he kills his clients and sends them down a chute into the basement where the baker grinds them up and cooks them into the meat pies that she then sells.

    • @anasexualmeatbag2979
      @anasexualmeatbag2979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@crowcostanzo7790 sorry, I thought you were asking because you didn’t know what the game was. Sorry

  • @smactork
    @smactork 2 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    pretty severe whiplash to go from two qwop-like movement sims to a full story-based game with an intro and voice acting and, uh, graphics

    • @jambud6563
      @jambud6563 ปีที่แล้ว

      Might you say, jump scare?

  • @willow4049
    @willow4049 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the sheer amount of references to Mark's past projects in this is truly impressive

  • @alexs-xz2qk
    @alexs-xz2qk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Mark: "you have to feel ultimate calm"
    Also Mark: "WHYYY!!"

  • @WookieeElf
    @WookieeElf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I love how Mark was so chill with the cannibalism simulator until the steak comment 😂

    • @amirhb7531
      @amirhb7531 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What was the joke I didn't get it

    • @sevenover42
      @sevenover42 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@amirhb7531 a lot of people (& probably mark too) prefer meat cooked in medium rare and hate well done meat

    • @Playhard97
      @Playhard97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@amirhb7531 it also implies there are connoisseurs of human t bone.

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Its a sweenie todd simulator-

    • @WookieeElf
      @WookieeElf 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@oreo-postraphe if it really was, he’d be a barber, not a tailor

  • @starekmichal416
    @starekmichal416 2 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Ever since In Space with Markiplier, Mark keeps making references to his lore characters. I just love the constant theme of "BLUE! RED! BLUE AND RED! BLUE AND RED!!!"

    • @srpoly7430
      @srpoly7430 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      GRANDMA?

    • @anakinlowground5515
      @anakinlowground5515 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oh, for some reason, I thought the blue and red was a reference to Red vs. Blue.

    • @ghastlycandle
      @ghastlycandle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@anakinlowground5515 me too I thought he was making matrix jokes lmao - Mark's probably disappointed in me

    • @GraveheadGhoulie
      @GraveheadGhoulie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It's really nice to see references in every video. Before it felt like the egos and ipliers were just so seperate and detached from the channel for years at a time. Now it feels like everything has a place and is in that place.

    • @Mr.Fulton
      @Mr.Fulton 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I thought it was Unnus and Annus...

  • @tales_zero_miles
    @tales_zero_miles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    All i have to say is 4:00 *B R I T I S H M A R K*

  • @BloodWolf2005
    @BloodWolf2005 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Lixian putting a Lixian mask on Mark makes me wonder. Does Lixian have free reign in his editing? Does Mark know what Lixian is gonna do beforehand? Does Mark ever watch his final video and just laugh his head off at some of the funny edits?

  • @azrf1004
    @azrf1004 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    *Mark goes on about cooking humans for other humans to eat*
    Me: So Sweeney Todd?
    *Update :* Literally Sweeney Todd. Also I love the oddly happy and cheery music that plays throughout the game.

    • @vibetato
      @vibetato 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      the building and the rooms look kinda reminiscent of that too

    • @nevaehnolin1880
      @nevaehnolin1880 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I love that movie sm

    • @annemulle3911
      @annemulle3911 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They did reference it when the man spoke about the previous owner. He said the previous owner was a barber.

    • @cici3147
      @cici3147 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The game mentions they got a good deal from a precious barber, so I think it's supposed to be the same location as Fleet Street

    • @kiokuch.1602
      @kiokuch.1602 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I literally knew the reference even without mark explaining shit and the background of old london and a building with 2 storey store at the bottom and something else at top i love it

  • @Gandaleon
    @Gandaleon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    I love how this vid could've just as well been called "three horror games".
    P.S.: The Sweeney Todd cannibalism Simulator has no right looking as good as it does.

    • @heatherlouisesharpe1
      @heatherlouisesharpe1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Glad I wasn't the only one who made the Sweeney Todd connection

    • @CoiledDracca
      @CoiledDracca 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I thought the same, then I saw your PS comment. It does look nice. :)

    • @jabi4eva
      @jabi4eva 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      so glad someone else noticed the connection especially the mention to "a barber who came before" and the fact that it''s likely meant to be set in england cause its british stirling pounds!

    • @owenrice6406
      @owenrice6406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Bro I heard flesh and barber and I went….. wait a minute…..

    • @darktwistedwitch
      @darktwistedwitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heatherlouisesharpe1 You are not alone!!

  • @baeriyuki
    @baeriyuki ปีที่แล้ว +3

    love learning new words with mark

  • @isabelringing4627
    @isabelringing4627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    its 3am and ive just been giggling at the tightrope simulator for the last 10 minutes. every time the bird flies off with him or he gets tackled it got a genuine chuckle out of me.

  • @josephschultz3301
    @josephschultz3301 2 ปีที่แล้ว +778

    Mark: "Lixian, make me look good."
    Lixian: _"NO WORRIES, BOSS, I GOT'CHU!"_
    I've been watching Mark for years now and I still love his older content, but I really do wish that Lixian was _always_ a part of this channel

    • @kenan2386
      @kenan2386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Lixian and markiplier are funny

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Markiplier is a TH-cam who is constantly evolving and getting better and better at what he does!
      He could be the head of a multi billion dollar multi-media company that has its own TH-cam like website and theme park and movies and stuff... and he'd still be the Markiplier we know and love

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1350

    Ravenous Devils: _Steaks - Well cooked is better._
    Mark: “…..I’m going back to Levitation Simulator.” ❤️❤️❤️

    • @camchameleon4151
      @camchameleon4151 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      i prefer my steaks frozen

    • @joesjoeys
      @joesjoeys 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Yes, very good!
      You're able to parrot in the comments what happened in the games.
      So amaze. Such wow.

    • @juliuszapata979
      @juliuszapata979 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@joesjoeys just ignore them its unavoidable

    • @captenclown
      @captenclown 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      that game made me super uncomfortable. even tho i know sweeney todd and kinda fits now after the trial end of johnny depp but hell already felt uncomfortable back at the movie xd

    • @trevorvegetable8974
      @trevorvegetable8974 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wade moment

  • @CatchThesePaws
    @CatchThesePaws 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love that ravenous devils is the Sweeney Todd marketing scheme turned into a game! It’s great, there should be more games based on musicals lol

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I know DISTRACTABLE but I still want Mark to open my door run at me like a Spartan solider and punch my face into oblivion like Captain Falcon.
    HURT ME PLENTY MY KING!

  • @amoristjoon
    @amoristjoon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    "Make me look good"
    Lixian procedes to put his face on Mark's face

    • @joshuaarvia6434
      @joshuaarvia6434 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      100% came here just to comment that. Love Lixian's editing!

    • @Jay54632
      @Jay54632 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo okay

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yeah that sure is what happened, with no added commentary or anything of substance other than just stating exactly what happened

    • @Roriloty
      @Roriloty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Don't Read My Profile Photo shut up
      please

    • @ult_mpx
      @ult_mpx 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      HAHAHAHAA! YES!

  • @epicplayz6132
    @epicplayz6132 2 ปีที่แล้ว +488

    Mark: “Lixian make me look good.”
    Lixian: *Puts his face on Mark’s face* ❤️❤️❤️

    • @benjaminoechsli1941
      @benjaminoechsli1941 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He *does* look good.

    • @Ashelybee
      @Ashelybee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Thanks for retelling the joke

    • @user-js9nk7nc1z
      @user-js9nk7nc1z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      thank you for pointing out the joke, i don't think i would've understood it if it weren't for this enlightening comment ❤

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      thanks for expanding on this complicated piece of humor, really opened my eyes to the joke

  • @g1a908
    @g1a908 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i don't know what it is, and i don't know if the music is part of the game. but the way lixian edits mark with the music scratches the brain in the right way. like those two collaborating every video is probably something that makes me so happy abt this channel. lixian enhances the humor in mark and adds a sprinkle of his own in the MOST SATISFYING way. i love everything abt this channel, and i will forever hold it over myself for not indulging in it earlier

  • @Lucid_Kitty
    @Lucid_Kitty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "I'll be levitating slowly into your room at exactly 12:41 tonight" alright Mark, see ya there ;)

  • @bean_boy4511
    @bean_boy4511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +286

    Honestly wouldn't mind to see more of game 3, it's very intriguing.

    • @lexbourassa1851
      @lexbourassa1851 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      watch the movie called :sweeney todd the demon barber of fleet street

    • @iishilpisinhaii
      @iishilpisinhaii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right!!!

    • @Frenchaboo
      @Frenchaboo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CallMeKevin played it recently too but also for just 10 or so minutes. I miss when youtubers did full playthroughs in multiple short vids, now it's always either 10 minutes or an hour.

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I own it. It's only about 3-4 hours long anyway, and pretty much the same throughout.

    • @absolutely_fabulous891
      @absolutely_fabulous891 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was thoroughly enjoying Mark's accented narration 🤣

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 2 ปีที่แล้ว +157

    The fact that the last game had almost the exact same voice that Mark did is amazing 🤣
    Also it's nice to see that the residents on Fleet Street aren't going hungry

    • @AylaMarine
      @AylaMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But they apparently haven't learned shit. Still falling for the same sort of traps...

  • @jmerkle213
    @jmerkle213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "it's not stealing, it's... [stealing]"
    the fact that purloin means steal lmfao

  • @seankaz5130
    @seankaz5130 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    We need figurines like that for the Who Killed Markiplier universe characters

  • @Lord-xm7zn
    @Lord-xm7zn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +667

    Markiplier: Well, you know, I'm probably too lazy to do one simulator at a time 😅
    Also Markiplier: *creates the whole high quality interactive movie In Space with Markiplier*

    • @nemosomen
      @nemosomen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      He also did a whole series for power washing simulator 😂

    • @ruthselby6192
      @ruthselby6192 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I guess he just picks and chooses

    • @erisusilva288
      @erisusilva288 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He also he made A heist movie thing

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And I'm not watching it out of principle. All the annoying stopping to talk about it his videos.

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    Didn’t realize how much I missed seeing Lixian’s little character interact with videos!

  • @makerofeditsmov
    @makerofeditsmov ปีที่แล้ว +1

    NO WAY THE LIGHTNING WHEN HE SAID MURDER OMG THATS AMAZING AHHH IM GOING ON A MARKIPLIER SPREE AND GOD I LOVE THAT

  • @x_otakuramen_x
    @x_otakuramen_x ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark: *describes and starts playing third game*
    Me: *starts chanting Todd Sweeny over and over again*
    (The third game reminds me so much of Sweeny Todd.)

    • @rindaman
      @rindaman ปีที่แล้ว

      Because the game acts as if it's a sequel to Sweeney Todd

  • @cooldude7255
    @cooldude7255 2 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    I honestly think the Ravenous Devils could be a great series, not for Mark's throat, but overall great content

    • @26mic80
      @26mic80 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids just like Markiplier. I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come back to tell me

    • @CHlCKIN
      @CHlCKIN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@26mic80 wtf a kind bot. they're learning

    • @dundun26
      @dundun26 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@26mic80 this is a bot

    • @idontcarewhatitis
      @idontcarewhatitis 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I've gotten all the achievements on it. Surprisingly fun.... the Steak animation is a little.... much to say the least though...🤢

  • @rewenemp
    @rewenemp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    At this point, I’m only not listening to distractible because mark has taught me to be obstinate and ignore authority at all possible intervals.

  • @nyasiaaa2954
    @nyasiaaa2954 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i really love how calm markiplier is, like other gamers usually scream and yell. markiplier is just like fun but also relaxing at the same time. you don’t have to worry about your eardrums being blown out 😭

  • @jubbano7791
    @jubbano7791 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    1:07 LMAAAOOOOO

  • @kaisaniatan263
    @kaisaniatan263 2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

    Ravenous Devils: How seldom it is one meets a fellow spirit.
    Sweeney Todd fans: With fellow tastes…in games at least.

    • @scoobysnax
      @scoobysnax 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *Fallen London fans have entered the chat*

    • @thatonewitch
      @thatonewitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ngl, makes me think of Bloodbath Bakery

    • @chelseafreeman4080
      @chelseafreeman4080 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scoobysnax hell yeah

    • @kaisaniatan263
      @kaisaniatan263 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Interesting. I’d never seen either of those. They look pretty cool tho

  • @plus_ultra2.0
    @plus_ultra2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +247

    I love that this video is full of references of "Who Killed Markiplier", "In Space With Markiplier" and Darkiplier sometimes lol, thank you Mark. 💕

    • @Froggyman780
      @Froggyman780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is that what the red blue was

    • @estefaniasorando4409
      @estefaniasorando4409 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Froggyman780 yep

    • @juicymoose8968
      @juicymoose8968 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      There was also a reference to "a heist with markiplier", when he said "oh I'm on a boat" the edit was one of the paths

    • @Froggyman780
      @Froggyman780 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juicymoose8968 yeah I saw that

    • @plus_ultra2.0
      @plus_ultra2.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@juicymoose8968 oh, right!! I didn't notice it lol, thank you!

  • @elissadenman4546
    @elissadenman4546 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I would honestly love to see Mark play more Powerwash simulator too. It has Co-op now lol! I love watching Mark play simulator games lol.

    • @Skyfire85
      @Skyfire85 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mark and Sean Powerwash Co-Op when?

  • @MysterySteve
    @MysterySteve ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "IJKL, whatever that is"
    Welcome to the lefty life, Mark

  • @halosreaper1
    @halosreaper1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +454

    Really wanna see more of "Ravenous Devils" honestly that was an interesting take on a management game

    • @DeKleenn
      @DeKleenn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gameplay reminds me of an older game called this war of mine, set in eastern europe in the middle of a modern warzone, not much of story but has some elements, definitely a recommend.

    • @maxgoldhirsch2043
      @maxgoldhirsch2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      its also obviously influenced by Sweeney Todd which is really cool

    • @TheMattmatt1234
      @TheMattmatt1234 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@maxgoldhirsch2043 influenced? It's literally Sweeney Todd

    • @maxgoldhirsch2043
      @maxgoldhirsch2043 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@TheMattmatt1234 okay fair

    • @amethystcovette
      @amethystcovette 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I was disappointed when he clicked off of it so fast

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 ปีที่แล้ว +236

    Mark : "This is not just any Cooking Simulator I've played before. This is a Cooking [18:09] Simulator where you use H U M A N S"
    Me : _"Wait, will he actually play the game ???"_
    _(Excitedly cheers in Cooking Companions)_

    • @creepyfurrguy4956
      @creepyfurrguy4956 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I see I wasn't the only one

    • @Deathsong19
      @Deathsong19 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I actually thought he was talking about this game for a second ngl

    • @rhiannonpinnick4481
      @rhiannonpinnick4481 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      We all need to spam him to play Cooking Compainions. I feel he would like it!

    • @JDuvall757
      @JDuvall757 ปีที่แล้ว

      Honestly love ur about page😂

  • @InterntExplorer
    @InterntExplorer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The cooking simulator had some pretty good voice acting.

  • @erabellaesmith366
    @erabellaesmith366 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Mark: I will be levitating into your bedroom window. my mind: yes! Let's go!😂

  • @z-beeblebrox
    @z-beeblebrox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    28:56 Mark might be morally opposed to cannibalism, but by god if you're gonna do it, at least cook the steaks properly!

  • @etozy7065
    @etozy7065 2 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The Last game reminds me of an incident that happened in my country, Nigeria. The police actually found a cannibal restaurant, the worst part is that the customers said their meat was extremely delicious than usual meat.

    • @purplepartytigerd1598
      @purplepartytigerd1598 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Daaaaaamn that's really messed up

    • @josephbogart6604
      @josephbogart6604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Probably happens more than we realize

    • @LeSarthois
      @LeSarthois 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@josephbogart6604 It is a least in several folklores stories of Medieval Europe. At least in France, there is the "Marmouset Street cannibals" where a barber would assassinate his last customer of the day, and the butcher next to him would use the free meat. That was around 1400.

    • @TheMeloettaful
      @TheMeloettaful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @LeSarthois huh, I wonder if that's where the inspiration for Sweeney Todd came from 🤔🙂.

    • @eminakostic3406
      @eminakostic3406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I looked into the nigeria story, it looks like the hotel owner got set up by a bunch of people who hated him. Tje snopes article is really good.

  • @durusiladeadblood311
    @durusiladeadblood311 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’d LOVE to see a full play through of Ravenous Devils. I always enjoy your videos, thanks for sharing your personality with us!

  • @Teddy-cn5xq
    @Teddy-cn5xq ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude I love the lore that every simulator game Mark plays is secretly a horror game. I need more power wash simulator lore

  • @thenerdmaster9381
    @thenerdmaster9381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    5:35
    "You know what? Screw this"
    This sentence is what falls before all of Mark's best decisions

  • @kiaracoston2604
    @kiaracoston2604 2 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    When the last one is subtly based on Sweeny Todd, and drops the hint in the beginning dialog "The home once belonged to a barber" and "The basement already has a nice working kitchen."

  • @im.not.isabella2119
    @im.not.isabella2119 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It’s 12:58. Mark has been in my room for 17 minutes. He’s just been levitating in the corner. Staring. For 17 minutes. I don’t think he’s blinked yet. His eyes follow me if I move around. The closer I get to him, the wider his smile gets. It’s stuck in a humanly impossible crescent with his teeth clenched so hard I think they might break. At around the 15 minute mark, an animal like moan begins to emanate from him as if he were trying to breathe through his nose and mouth simultaneously. He has yet to stop and take a breath. 1:09 he’s started to open his mouth slowly for the past 10 minutes. I almost didn’t notice it because of how steadily his teeth crept apart. There’s probably a half inch gap between his top and bottom teeth now. The more his mouth opens the louder the sinister moan projects towards me.
    3:47
    His mouth is gaping. We haven’t broken eye contact for almost 3 hours. The once soft moan has erupted into an intolerable deafening howl. I’m too scared to move but my ears will start to bleed if this noise doesn’t stop. I grab the nearest object to me, a mug from my high school graduation, and hurl it at him, holding my breath and praying he doesn’t retaliate. It nails him right between the eyes and falls to the floor, shattering on impact. Suddenly the noise stopped. His demonic smile glitches into a blank stare. His eyes finally break away from mine and quickly look down to the scattered pieces of broken ceramic that now cover my floor. They shoot back up and meet my eyes once again but somehow open wider than before. His mouth starts to form a frown. Not of rage, but of sadness and betrayal. My breath begins to shake. Instead of typing out this stupid comment I should have called for help but it’s too late now.
    Something crashes behind me causing me to jerk my head towards the sound. My aloe plant has tipped off my desk. How did this happen I think to myself, I stop myself. My stomach drops. Remembering that I took my eyes off of mark. It’s going to be just like any cheesy horror movie where I turn back around and he’s directly in front of me or he’s disappeared completely and ends up attacking me from behind. A few seconds pass and I build up enough courage to bring my gaze back to the corner. He’s still there, exactly the same. Hours pass and I feel myself falling asleep. I stop myself. Surely he’s waiting for me to fall asleep so he can kill me without any trouble. Eventually I fall asleep. I couldn’t help myself. All I could think is how I would never wake back up.
    It’s 10 am. My alarm sounds. I remember the night before as I prepare myself for the day of classes to come, almost positive it was a dream. But that gut feeling hits me. I slowly turn around to face the corner, keeping my eyes shut tight. On the count of three, I open my eyes. There he was. Still in the corner. Staring. The frown was gone. A small smile rests on his face. He’s still eerie and unnerving looking but less than last night. I get dressed and ready to leave for school. Cautiously I scoot past him through the door and down the hall. I thought he might follow me but I went on with my day as usual. After school, I walked back up to my room with a slight hurry, almost excited to see if he’s still there and sure enough, he was. I think I’m starting to get used to having him around. When my family leaves the house, I find myself talking to him, asking for advice and venting about my professors but he never replys. He simply sits and stares. Wonderful listener. Not good for a conversation though. Days go by, weeks, months, and he remains in the corner. I have started putting little hats on him for special occasions. I think he enjoys it. His eyes soften a bit and his stare is slightly less intense but still open wide enough to put someone on edge. I believe we are friends now. My birthday comes around and he left a gift box on my bed. Beautifully wrapped. Pristine attention to detail. Every crease in the paper was microscopically perfect. Typically I’d tear open a gift like a rabid dog but the wrapping was far to pretty to tear. Instead I grabbed a box cutter from my drawer and slice the tape along the seams. I peel back the paper and reveal a plain box. I gently lift the lid and peer inside. A remote? Almost instinctively I take the remote and point it towards mark. I press the play button. Nothing. I look back in the box to see if there were instructions of some sort. Batteries. Batteries lay at the bottom corner of the box. Obviously… how could I forget such a crucial step. I insert the batteries and replace the cover. I point the remote at mark and once again press play. A bright light begins to form around him, bright enough to impair my vision but I could still kind of see mark in the glow. He’s… shapeshifting? Into…. No…. It can’t be?!
    NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
    NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN
    NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU
    Sorry… :/

  • @sarcastian
    @sarcastian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Floating man: I am dissatisfied with my haircut, as punishment, I will destroy this barbershop with my telepathic abilities, but first, watch in awe as I float like a Jedi

  • @thedanceofitaly2170
    @thedanceofitaly2170 2 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    1st game: Mark suffering
    2nd game: Mark still suffering but actually making progress
    3rd game: Mark THE LORE!!!!!!

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      * MatPat Voice: * THE LOOOOOORRRRREEEEE

  • @Summer-vp3dt
    @Summer-vp3dt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +316

    Lixian always finds a way to make these videos better.
    "Lixian make me look good." *Puts a mask of his face on Mark.

    • @fvxbii
      @fvxbii 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @YeaMan no

    • @carlivasquez6840
      @carlivasquez6840 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fr Lixian’s sense of humor is amazing

    • @ashleyr6809
      @ashleyr6809 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@fvxbii ignore them

    • @chillas99
      @chillas99 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lixian is the freaking GOAT

    • @WillLuigiVG
      @WillLuigiVG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@fvxbii Report, ignore, but never @ their reply or even down-vote them, just report, ignore, then comment.

  • @luchirimoya
    @luchirimoya 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love how even the simulator games he chooses have a horror feel to them :')