Drug Dealer Simulator

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  • @tigerzhang7769
    @tigerzhang7769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6191

    The fact that Mark was muted during the clip in which he got arrested somehow made the clip so much funnier.

    • @zaykimottv
      @zaykimottv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      mark where it is so i can get to it every time😫✋

    • @mikegrayrat6094
      @mikegrayrat6094 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      It's not very realistic but the premise is similar to the real deal

    • @user-mv2vc4vf1z
      @user-mv2vc4vf1z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      He had the right to remain silent

    • @Vince51838
      @Vince51838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      nobody heard what happened

    • @thereluctanthipster9714
      @thereluctanthipster9714 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      11:22 🚔

  • @QueenieKoopa
    @QueenieKoopa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3540

    I 100% need more of this game.
    And Mark creeping up to ppl whisperingl: "hey anyone want some DRUGS?"

    • @rawsage4978
      @rawsage4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Superb

    • @persona4331
      @persona4331 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Most agreeable

    • @dccrulez
      @dccrulez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      seems you count as one of his addicted customers

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Markiplier: _gets busted easily because everyone wants his autograph on the baggies_
      😃

    • @ss-yj9xj
      @ss-yj9xj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @AnEternalEclipse
    @AnEternalEclipse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

    *“Drugs? You want ‘em, I’ve got ‘em.”*
    Best opening to a video ever

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @Weightedneckhangenjoyer
      @Weightedneckhangenjoyer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'm your pill provider

    • @Dinotron-rs4lu
      @Dinotron-rs4lu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Lamp oil, rope, drugs, you want it. It's yours my friend as long as you have enough dough

    • @blaykenewling4509
      @blaykenewling4509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Dinotron-rs4lu NO YOU BEAT ME TO IT

    • @SkullOnTheRoll
      @SkullOnTheRoll 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

  • @ddelarosa96
    @ddelarosa96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3992

    Mark: “WHY ARE YOU ALL ADDICTED TO SPEED?!”
    Mark (earlier): “Free sample?… Free sample? …. Free sample?”

    • @Dreygo81
      @Dreygo81 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      Your deserve top comment for this one.

    • @phalstreamsgames1246
      @phalstreamsgames1246 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      2 friggin grams free sample. that's a pretty insane amount of speed for a first time speedguy

  • @capelloransley4899
    @capelloransley4899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10096

    This has to be a series. The game is massive and very complex. This game is not like other simulators, this is legit an adventure.

  • @ListenToTheOtaku
    @ListenToTheOtaku 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1393

    "why are you all addicted to speed?!?"
    *Proceeds to give anyone who breathes air free speed*

    • @Vaultboy-u6j
      @Vaultboy-u6j 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Markiplier probably caused the whole town to be addicted to speed by giving them all free samples

  • @HamAslumeMan
    @HamAslumeMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6264

    Mark: "Why are you all addicted to speed?!?"
    Also Mark: *Giving Free Samples in the dark.*

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "hello would you like some drugs?"

  • @zachweber4321
    @zachweber4321 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1156

    "don't withdraw or add too much money"
    mark: "oh ok then better not do that."
    Also mark: *withdraws $500*

    • @devondingle-ty4wc
      @devondingle-ty4wc ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😊😊😅

    • @cheesecrackr8715
      @cheesecrackr8715 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      nah withdrawing is fine just untaxed income going into the account

  • @pakk1423
    @pakk1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4291

    Beginning mark: “I do not condone drugs. Drugs are bad.”
    Literally ten minutes later: “I AM A DRUG LORD”

  • @shaniaellington5374
    @shaniaellington5374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14447

    "From now on, I'm ya daddy, ya boss, ya fucking wife, all in one person."
    Markiplier: "Convenient"

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @karl7072
      @karl7072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @Alex: The Movie @26 Mic ✌Convenient✌

    • @ProfezorFirdaus
      @ProfezorFirdaus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      Basically a shape-shifter

    • @Wspre_
      @Wspre_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@26mic24 bruh shuttup you just made a playlist called uploads and hid your sub count idk why people still do that

    • @FirstLast-cc6cv
      @FirstLast-cc6cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@Wspre_ too embarrassed to be a failure that leeches off other's success

  • @kalibra1550
    @kalibra1550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5144

    "All the simulators I've played before were crappy."
    *Power Wash Simulator and Bee Simulator crying in the background*

    • @appleuwumer
      @appleuwumer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      RIGHT like excuse me Mark how DARE you

    • @broodingsoap9469
      @broodingsoap9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      is streamer simulator good aswell?

    • @ee3171
      @ee3171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@broodingsoap9469 It is extremely unpolished

    • @broodingsoap9469
      @broodingsoap9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@ee3171 but is it good?

    • @TheArtisticGamer7
      @TheArtisticGamer7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Whats funny is he said that exact thing when starting Bee simulator lol

  • @Joncka
    @Joncka ปีที่แล้ว +1343

    Just rewatched this, and noticed there's a joke Mark never realized. "- This game's got some polish to it!" Then just after reading: "Enjoy the kurwa view". Literally, some Polish to it...

    • @soniaddii
      @soniaddii ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Yea lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 it was funny how he said kurwa

    • @Stalbunny
      @Stalbunny 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Yes!

    • @pekinoantis4405
      @pekinoantis4405 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Well most of the names in the intro are polish and also as a lithuanian that shit was funny

    • @justcutoffyourleggs
      @justcutoffyourleggs 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      in the intro is like 6 polish people minimum in first 2 minutes so yup yup

    • @pottu_moi6767
      @pottu_moi6767 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Frrr i actually thought he was talking about polish like as a country 😭😭

  • @Dylan100th
    @Dylan100th 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3878

    "I'm having a good time selling drugs, and now that quote exists on the internet forever." -Markiplier

    • @dynosaurrrr
      @dynosaurrrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Now it exists even more forever 👍

    • @carlruppert7324
      @carlruppert7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@dynosaurrrr forever-er.

    • @megdawson7189
      @megdawson7189 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Don't forget, it was actually "I'm having a good time..... selling drugs....... and now that quote exists on the internet forever..." 😂 Couple of pauses where he really contemplated what he was saying and continued to say it anyway

  • @HALO300GEAR2
    @HALO300GEAR2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7384

    In all honesty, if a drug dealer just yelled at someone saying "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DRUGS" in broad daylight people would probably just think it's a prank or something.

    • @eddierodriguez8463
      @eddierodriguez8463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      i knew a dealer like that... it was like he lost his mind he just walked around broad day crowded streets in manhattan saying "drugs drugs! got some weed!" and handed them out like he was selling concert tickets or something it was wild.

    • @PanicLedisko
      @PanicLedisko 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      That's just called an open market

    • @grimsladeleviathan3958
      @grimsladeleviathan3958 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I would think it's friends joking

    • @theslayerfreak
      @theslayerfreak 2 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      I'd be thinking it's a cop 😆

    • @jamalydude
      @jamalydude ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Go walk on Vegas strip get to a certain point you’ll pass the dudes who are audibly mentioning names of drugs or slang as you pass by

  • @romandaniels2415
    @romandaniels2415 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    This seems like a FANTASTIC game to start a 10 episode series on.

    • @rovksshow7733
      @rovksshow7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yes please!

    • @rovksshow7733
      @rovksshow7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Can you auctally post you playing it on your channel id watch it!

    • @leatherman180
      @leatherman180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rovksshow7733 yo same profile picture

    • @navykitty5339
      @navykitty5339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @liquid_fish1879
      @liquid_fish1879 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Agreed!

  • @hal_lucid_ation
    @hal_lucid_ation ปีที่แล้ว +1438

    16:53
    MARK: "was that a police?"
    "IM CALLING THE WEED"

    • @fukkthisnewupdate8882
      @fukkthisnewupdate8882 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      such a good vine

    • @Evan24_7
      @Evan24_7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      “420 whatcha smokin'?”

    • @dragonfaery6673
      @dragonfaery6673 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      *Types 420 into microwave.*
      "420 whatcha smokin'?"

  • @-Arthur-_-
    @-Arthur-_- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6202

    Markiplier: *sells insane amounts of speed to everyone*
    Also Markiplier "why are you guys all addicted to speeeeed?!"

    • @blazeburn8578
      @blazeburn8578 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Your profile pic is my school chrome book background so I’m legally obligated to say it’s good XD

    • @tornadospin9
      @tornadospin9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      Trust me, those are rookie numbers relative to numbers I’ve come across in this game. Later down the line, you’re selling dozens of grams of heroin to people and ordering cocaine by the kilos

    • @Shadowwarrior2288
      @Shadowwarrior2288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@tornadospin9 wtf man 😂😂💀

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@tornadospin9 damn, this game is pretty realistic-

    • @Wolflycann
      @Wolflycann 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Cause Speed is Key!!!

  • @misterJBD
    @misterJBD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9320

    Mark's commentary makes him sound like he is an undercover cop trying to act like a drug dealer.

    • @carlruppert7324
      @carlruppert7324 2 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      Yeah, he's like the most polite drug dealer ever 😂

    • @omg_cat4203
      @omg_cat4203 2 ปีที่แล้ว +308

      Could i intrest you in one weed please?

    • @mx_nana_banana
      @mx_nana_banana 2 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      @@omg_cat4203 why yes, I love the wacky tebaccy

    • @kaseycoffeebean2580
      @kaseycoffeebean2580 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mx_nana_banana 🤣haven't heard that in a while

    • @aaronwild2894
      @aaronwild2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      True. Moist Critical is the type of guy I'd be confident buying weed from.

  • @Коба-б8ф
    @Коба-б8ф 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4997

    "Have you ever wanted to deal with drugs?"
    Now THATS real Markiplier content

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BroU know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @2PurpleSwitchs
      @2PurpleSwitchs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      thought this was drug dealing then dealer assiplier happened

    • @djordjeluckovic6791
      @djordjeluckovic6791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@26mic24 nah

    • @Thebigquinner
      @Thebigquinner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@26mic24 stop self promoting on other people videos

    • @crazykids2004
      @crazykids2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds exactly like him

  • @PattyBateman
    @PattyBateman ปีที่แล้ว +325

    “The amphedamines are in my right pocket and the maraHUWAna is in my left”

  • @dustisbored2328
    @dustisbored2328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    "Why is everyone addicted to SPEED?"
    Mark you've literally been selling them speed.

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @Hunterkage Joestar got cocaine from jack years ago must have been how he was so energetic in his videos and it was for a cheap price left my wallet at home and he took a banana i snatched from the ground as payment

    • @IlronOfficial
      @IlronOfficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I guess you could say they have a need for speed.

    • @kajoma1782
      @kajoma1782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Badum tss*

    • @otakugurl4425
      @otakugurl4425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't do drugs, kids! 😀👍🏾

    • @jameswent48
      @jameswent48 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      No one cares

  • @connorjancius6193
    @connorjancius6193 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2902

    "Why are you guys all addicted to speeed" *is handing out speed to strangers*

  • @ceilingfan1813
    @ceilingfan1813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2588

    "I'm your daddy, boss, and wife all in one person"
    "convenient!"

    • @onebilliontacos3405
      @onebilliontacos3405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      That’s the attitude we like to see!

    • @toodeadtodie186
      @toodeadtodie186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tactical gadgets have been taking over the world I see.....

    • @TeddySaxbang5690
      @TeddySaxbang5690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Definitely a top moment in the episode, for me XD

    • @adampetty4312
      @adampetty4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      like bruh 😭🤣

    • @adampetty4312
      @adampetty4312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "ok thanks daddymommywife" 🤣😂

  • @carlwheezer1535
    @carlwheezer1535 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

    id like to mention that out of almost all the sim games the drug dealer sim has the nicest starting house.

  • @HiddenDarkHM
    @HiddenDarkHM 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10808

    "The state dislikes criminals, but it HATES debtors." YIKES that is accurate.

    • @ThatGuyChris
      @ThatGuyChris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Truth 💯

    • @Hu-WhyteMan
      @Hu-WhyteMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +501

      Most of the big drug dealers I have known get more time for the tax evasion than the actual drug dealing.

    • @paisleesheppard5629
      @paisleesheppard5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +312

      You file taxes over your drug income? Good on you for being a good tax payer, thanks have a good day.
      You don't file taxes on your drug dealer income? LMAO 3 years in prison and also, this is how we found out you have drug income in the first place 🙃

    • @Hu-WhyteMan
      @Hu-WhyteMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      @@paisleesheppard5629 yup, that sounds about right. I remember seeing a story from the mid 90s I believe it was where some state (Arizona I believe) was handing out licenses to sell marijuana. Your income had to be taxed and some other stuff. They thought it would be a deterrent and another way to stick it to pot dealers. What they didn't count on was pot dealers actually using it as a way to make their business legit. Crazy story, if I can find the video I'll post the link.

    • @hauntedfright
      @hauntedfright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      America pushes debt, not necessarily hating it if they get money out of it

  • @CallMeVidd
    @CallMeVidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3516

    It's crazy how how out of all simulators... It's the drug one that's actually well done
    Like this is the only simulator I can remember where you see the devs were really trying with the super low budget they had

    • @juanmelendez4796
      @juanmelendez4796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Is this a mobile game or PC/laptop?

    • @CallMeVidd
      @CallMeVidd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      @@juanmelendez4796 well judging by how he’s playing on mouse and keyboard it’s a pc game

    • @theforkplayz1834
      @theforkplayz1834 2 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      and that its made by the Polish, im so proud!

    • @pooptyschmoopty
      @pooptyschmoopty 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Adderall is hell of a legal drug

    • @spudkingxd4843
      @spudkingxd4843 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@theforkplayz1834 polish people are the most anti-semetic people in the world with a rate of over 40% !!!

  • @RogueTitan457
    @RogueTitan457 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1617

    Mark to random lady: "Hello, would you like some drugs?"
    Me: "And this is why Mark could never be a successful drug dealer"

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @Rain-np7tk
      @Rain-np7tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Yeah, he'd get caught so quick

    • @ridgelineenjoyer1517
      @ridgelineenjoyer1517 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@26mic24 Imagine spamming comment sections with ads

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@26mic24 stop

    • @apotato7305
      @apotato7305 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@26mic24 *dies from cringe*

  • @jackrabbit.
    @jackrabbit. 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    Sitting in 2024 waiting for him to revisit this masterpiece and become a drug lord

    • @MoonShadowWolfe
      @MoonShadowWolfe 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I was thinking I'd finish this game sometime soon ... bit grindy of a game to watch him play the whole thing, but at least one late-gane episode would probably be very cool.

  • @azucar_skull
    @azucar_skull 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5445

    I love how Lixian is showing off his baby like the proud father he is

    • @spartan5134
      @spartan5134 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      HES A FATHER!

    • @Boldandbrash3
      @Boldandbrash3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      As he should

    • @ironslayergaming8384
      @ironslayergaming8384 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Wait Lixian is with child

    • @piemeow9072
      @piemeow9072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@ironslayergaming8384 Yeah he just became a father for not that long ago

    • @AssassinIronMan
      @AssassinIronMan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@piemeow9072 He became a father for not that long again 😂

  • @Jaceblue04
    @Jaceblue04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    It's gonna be a miracle if this doesn't get demonitized.

    • @Jaceblue04
      @Jaceblue04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@rengoku2786 Flagging you for spam.

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I make entertaining vids just like mark . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me

    • @rainiagacha1556
      @rainiagacha1556 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@26mic24 nice

    • @qas5797
      @qas5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      @@26mic24 joined 1 week ago, no subs, videos on channel aren't even yours, advertising in comment section, yeah.. seems legit

    • @L1L1C3
      @L1L1C3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      i was thinking that the second i saw the title

  • @AppreciatedAsianman
    @AppreciatedAsianman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2749

    Mark: “pretty much all the other simulator games I’ve played are sucky.”
    Power washing Sim: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @kapitan762x54R
      @kapitan762x54R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He said preatty much. Obviously we all love and pray to PW sim every night.

    • @Remmie77
      @Remmie77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@fusion8092 that game is extremely underrated ;)

    • @gunnar_k01
      @gunnar_k01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Robbery simulator wasn’t too bad either

    • @supersolidsnake7772
      @supersolidsnake7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I cant believe he done Swamp Simulator like that

    • @1MoreRip2give
      @1MoreRip2give 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yes

  • @iVexyPlayzi
    @iVexyPlayzi ปีที่แล้ว +165

    Maark! if you ever run outta ideas please come back to this! Theres so much you can do in this game! Buy villas, grow your own supply. make/mix your own supply. run your own cartel. over take gangs.

    • @weylincarpenter6870
      @weylincarpenter6870 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      game of life be like when u dont have family

    • @Wrigby193
      @Wrigby193 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@weylincarpenter6870 yep, it's a simulation game after all.

  • @iamhere5018
    @iamhere5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1414

    "I got drugs, you got money, we got a deal. Hi, drug dealer Markiplier here" was going through my head almost the entire first minute

    • @sevience1300
      @sevience1300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      XD Mark's always the best

    • @deadlynightcross3082
      @deadlynightcross3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Buddy are we gonna talk about the fact ya comment was replied in an other comment section by à bot?-

    • @iamhere5018
      @iamhere5018 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@deadlynightcross3082 ????!

    • @deadlynightcross3082
      @deadlynightcross3082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@iamhere5018 yeah , a bot just steal ur comment and replied it in an other comment section 🤣
      And even the two bots in this comment sections had steal the comments of other people-

  • @tailsprower8118
    @tailsprower8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2662

    “Say no to drugs!”
    “Say yes to drugs!”
    “It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no to drugs. ‘Cause if you’re talking to drugs…….then you’re on drugs”

    • @vorpalparagon16gamz60
      @vorpalparagon16gamz60 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      underrated

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      😂🤣🤣thats so true

    • @Emanuele_Polisena
      @Emanuele_Polisena 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You were probably on drugs when you thought this

    • @darkrockman2389
      @darkrockman2389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmfao my dude, lmfao

    • @tailsprower8118
      @tailsprower8118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Emanuele_Polisena naw, just something I heard in a video. Thought it was appropriate

  • @mikeroconsole
    @mikeroconsole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +766

    The phrase he’s trying to think of in the beginning of the video is “don’t get high on your own supply”
    Also, Markiplier: this game is “dope” as hell

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Mark listened to Frank's advice, that's for sure.

    • @goner.9989
      @goner.9989 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oof

    • @sillicon8227
      @sillicon8227 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I read this as markiplier said "this is dope as hell"

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Speed is indeed key

  • @andrewbruffy4323
    @andrewbruffy4323 ปีที่แล้ว +147

    “The state dislikes criminals, but it hates debtors.” Dang, dude. Didn’t come her for wisdom.

  • @licjoda
    @licjoda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +669

    Markiplier in bee simulator: "i may be incredibly high but im pretty sure bees don't have libraries"
    Markiplier in drug dealer simulator: "I don't do drugs"

    • @Bella.00ga
      @Bella.00ga 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I thought the same thing!

    • @iearthling68
      @iearthling68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Love this comment right on the money

  • @LilBowPink
    @LilBowPink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +816

    I love how Lixian is including his baby in the animations now. It’s so wholesome and cute!

    • @Karatekat314
      @Karatekat314 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      Especially when drugs are involved haha!

    • @tyrannicpuppy
      @tyrannicpuppy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@Karatekat314 That's how you get them to sleep through the night.

    • @treebean9804
      @treebean9804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Does lixian have a kid now? Or is it just random? Sorry I haven't really been keeping up lol

    • @Dazzlefisher
      @Dazzlefisher 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@treebean9804 yup

    • @binoodle511
      @binoodle511 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      awww lixian has a kid? thats awesome

  • @beautifuldreamer156
    @beautifuldreamer156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3543

    Okay Lixian holding his baby while he’s editing this is honestly the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen

    • @expiredcoupon3657
      @expiredcoupon3657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      LIXIAN IS A FATHER?

    • @vyxenmyxen5650
      @vyxenmyxen5650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

      Lixian: Yeah, I can watch the baby
      His wife: what Markiplier video you editing?
      Lixian: his drug dealer simulator
      His wife: sounds good

    • @absolutenoone2559
      @absolutenoone2559 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@vyxenmyxen5650
      Wife: this is fine

    • @heyitsteej339
      @heyitsteej339 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You’ve said that in a different video too. Stop

    • @emilmunkebo4211
      @emilmunkebo4211 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love it xD

  • @bignonolmao
    @bignonolmao ปีที่แล้ว +50

    the " enjoy the kurwa view" made me laugh so bad😭😭 it means enjoy the bitch view, but for it to make sense it means enjoy your fucking view

  • @PracticalNeuron
    @PracticalNeuron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +730

    "From now on, I'm you daddy, your boss, your wife all in one person."
    Mark: "Convenient"
    *wait WHAT*

  • @blankadams3120
    @blankadams3120 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1348

    Bob: "Brother wife Mark, meet your new father wife boss."

    • @nagisatsukimiya1999
      @nagisatsukimiya1999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      dad husband brother mark

    • @CoreyVonBloch
      @CoreyVonBloch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What?

    • @xaime2998
      @xaime2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@CoreyVonBloch It's a joke from their Raft playthrough

    • @dannyorr8430
      @dannyorr8430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Dont tell cousin sister wade

    • @xenop.9786
      @xenop.9786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      THIS IS PERFECT

  • @RitaRossweise
    @RitaRossweise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +739

    Lixian holding his baby is so wholesome

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa

    • @grisannetr1146
      @grisannetr1146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Ikr its so cute!

    • @claura6512
      @claura6512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      my mind cant understand why hes holding a baby

    • @RiveroftheWither
      @RiveroftheWither 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @CLaura He had a baby

    • @hopeandtobias
      @hopeandtobias 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Mark makes some of the most entertaining content on TH-cam with a doubt! We're always so happy to see that video notification since all his videos make our days better. He's a true inspiration and while we may only have a few thousand subs, we hope our videos can entertain on the scale his do one day. If you're reading this we hope you stay happy, healthy, and blessed!❤

  • @savagekipper
    @savagekipper 2 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    Please play this again , fun to watch

  • @NiKFoxGlove
    @NiKFoxGlove 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3390

    Mark: “I am a drug dealer”
    -----------
    Eddie: “doobie?”
    Mark: “doobie doo”
    Sweet baby Jesus 🤣

    • @Mystery-Wolf
      @Mystery-Wolf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Sour adult Jesus

    • @elizabeth5561
      @elizabeth5561 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Scooby dooby doo, where are you!

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @sjayk-ax3116
      @sjayk-ax3116 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Doobie doobie do ba doobie doobie do ba ~agent p~~

    • @2PurpleSwitchs
      @2PurpleSwitchs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      dealiplier for sure hooking up the drugs with the drugies i love streaming

  • @nickjardiene1629
    @nickjardiene1629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    *seen by cops being suspicious*
    Mark: *jumps over fence*
    Cops: Yep, nothing suspicious at all.

    • @rollie..
      @rollie.. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Must’ve been the wind

    • @logicalwren8061
      @logicalwren8061 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rollie.. *Proceeds to get hit by arrow*

    • @jg2323
      @jg2323 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Very Payday vibes.
      "Should we be concerned about the guys wearing full body armor and machine guns loitering around the bank?"
      "Nah I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."

  • @PearlescentMoon
    @PearlescentMoon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1724

    Fun recommendation if you're wanting any! Seeing as you've played a few simulator games, you may enjoy Gas Station Simulator.
    Quite a few people have been playing it lately and it'd be very interesting to see your take on it. :)

    • @j-j8984
      @j-j8984 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      #1 I agree
      #2 Hi Pearl!

    • @kouizumi9484
      @kouizumi9484 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      As someone who works at a gas station, I am mildly offended that there's a "Gas Station Simulator", lol

    • @thefrostygod1946
      @thefrostygod1946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Pro tip about not being offended
      1#. Don't be offended hope I helped! 😀

    • @Pokerface-ec9be
      @Pokerface-ec9be 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kouizumi9484 there's a simulator for everything nowadays

    • @chaimonyou
      @chaimonyou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@kouizumi9484 I recommend watching "Let's Game It Out" for Gas Station Simulator gameplay. The dude is known for abusing glitches and broken physics of games.

  • @SwaggyCheezeAsmr
    @SwaggyCheezeAsmr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Mark: Focused on his mission.
    Also Mark: *Leaves all doors open so anyone could walk in at any time and see him doing shady stuff*

  • @mengmei3805
    @mengmei3805 3 ปีที่แล้ว +780

    "Why are you guys all addicted to speeeeddd?!"
    *Mark handing out free samples of speed to everyone 10 minutes ago*

    • @imjustaguy4340
      @imjustaguy4340 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @commanderdenta
      @commanderdenta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i jus wanna bi fest liek sanic man

    • @danephrix9106
      @danephrix9106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feng min

    • @Arishé-04
      @Arishé-04 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No one touch it, the likes are at 420

    • @nuetterden1738
      @nuetterden1738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cant like due to the likes dude

  • @PetrichorRoses
    @PetrichorRoses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +530

    Why is no one talking about Lixian holding his baby in the edits? That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen man

    • @lexinielsen8814
      @lexinielsen8814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want to know too

    • @someone-xx6qz
      @someone-xx6qz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      since when does lixian have a baby?

    • @mjamin9124
      @mjamin9124 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      a lot of people have been talking about it, but yeah it's really sweet

    • @LilBowPink
      @LilBowPink 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@someone-xx6qz he made a tweet about it, it’s a pretty recent change but Lixian is officially a father now

    • @MangoBirb22
      @MangoBirb22 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Aww he even has the same hairstyle

  • @johnmoore8627
    @johnmoore8627 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1317

    So one thing this simulator doesn’t show is that other criminals will often rob drug dealers because they have lots of money on them and it’s not like Drug dealers can just call the cops.

    • @WowieZowie123
      @WowieZowie123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +240

      '911 what's your emergency?'
      "Yea someone came down to my weed farm and stole all my money"

    • @happyfairyjerry
      @happyfairyjerry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Very true, that's why they get guns and start turf wars😅

    • @MariaTex3
      @MariaTex3 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

      "Hey, so I know making and selling drugs is illegal, but this other guy who also makes and sells drugs just stole from me. So he's being extra illegal and you should arrest him and not me."

    • @chrismcqueen7347
      @chrismcqueen7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Yeah this game is a watered down PG version of drug dealing but I think that’s kinda what makes it fun, in real life drugs are bad lolz

    • @danielzeferino726
      @danielzeferino726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I dunno, man
      You're being kinda sus

  • @tylerthompson5859
    @tylerthompson5859 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    "there's no audio to it."
    Me: "maybe not, but if I've been watching your videos forever now, you audibly yelled "oh no! Oh mah God!!" 🤣🤣

  • @franktylerandtheringin8804
    @franktylerandtheringin8804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Mark: “who’s talking to me”
    Don’t you know that all drug dealers are born with an internal speaker that plays sick beats and gives them commands?

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter g

    • @r.j.penfold
      @r.j.penfold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Just like at the career fair at school if you can make the TVs go to static, you become an axe murderer.

    • @FeneFeline
      @FeneFeline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@-G-a-b-r-i-e-l Sadly this bot is seen on SoG's videos, Calebcity, Longbeachgriffy, and many more. Wish google/youtube would finally do something about them.

  • @shoveltoast7148
    @shoveltoast7148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3197

    Mom:“Hey sweetie what you watching there?”
    Kid: “watching markiplier deal drugs”

  • @jaw5956
    @jaw5956 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1280

    I like how mark is just so confused on why he's having fun

    • @sxvic_
      @sxvic_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Sample Rate what does that mean

    • @sxvic_
      @sxvic_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Sample Rate nevermind i googled

  • @Rowan_Den
    @Rowan_Den 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    "I am now an established drug lord" 11:34 my favorite Mark quote

  • @aza3921
    @aza3921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +630

    Markiplier: I deal drugs, not do them
    Lawyer: kicks marks leg "dude!-"
    The judge and jury: .

  • @audioave.productions
    @audioave.productions 3 ปีที่แล้ว +862

    “Is jumping over fences at every chance I get, Suspicious?”
    Me: Nah that’s parkour.

    • @bipbipletucha
      @bipbipletucha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And mark with his professional parkour class would surely know that...

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2792

    "I don't do drugs myself, I don't use what I grow."
    Press X to doubt

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Yeah yeah, thats what they all say…

    • @Indian0Lore
      @Indian0Lore 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Press G to show disrespect

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Indian0Lore press F to pay respects

    • @tekashimaahshiha647
      @tekashimaahshiha647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha

    • @Bolacha0000
      @Bolacha0000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Don't get high on your own suply, is the saying that Mark was thinking about.

  • @kiraawashere
    @kiraawashere ปีที่แล้ว +99

    Eddie: -or your ass is dead like fckin fried chicken.
    Mark: **insert pikachu surprised face**

  • @actuallymichael03
    @actuallymichael03 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10970

    I could never see Markiplier being an Actual Drug Dealer 😂

    • @Lenmire
      @Lenmire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      *MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE*
      *I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*

    • @sniperss12
      @sniperss12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      How does this already get for replies in like 27

    • @ImmaWrongdoer
      @ImmaWrongdoer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *¢αη ι gєт 1 ѕυв вєƒσяє тσмσяяσω?* ⠀😢
      ʕ•ﻌ/,,

    • @lvateinn8258
      @lvateinn8258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I could

    • @Lenmire
      @Lenmire 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE*
      *I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*

  • @piraptor5677
    @piraptor5677 3 ปีที่แล้ว +354

    Mark: "they're never gonna know"
    *as the drug dogs are barking their heads off on the other side of the wall*

  • @Shallotstudioz
    @Shallotstudioz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    Mark: "So... I went a little ahead."
    Also Mark: *become drug lord*

    • @asimkiyumi5914
      @asimkiyumi5914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Thats the equivalent of.. "so I did a little bit of adjustments to my minecraft house"

    • @Error5836_
      @Error5836_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@asimkiyumi5914 "I did some mining off camera"

    • @yasha2802
      @yasha2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I think it would be funny if he did a voice over/mock himself as he plays the video of how he got "a little ahead".

    • @deanjuliano7849
      @deanjuliano7849 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know what I must do Now! 😳🤑

  • @Angelachen6022
    @Angelachen6022 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Please come back to this game !! this is one of my favorite markiplier videos !!

  • @conormurphy4328
    @conormurphy4328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2521

    “Why are you all addicted to speed??” - Markiplier to drug addicts

    • @АлтайскийКазак
      @АлтайскийКазак 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Speed/amphetmines are literally what they give you for ADHD. Mark takes “Adderall”, which is a combination of levo-amphetamine and dextro-amphetamine. People who have ADHD can’t get high off it though, so it’s not like he’s using it recreationally.

    • @j_crump6300
      @j_crump6300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@АлтайскийКазак he’s actually mentioned before how he’s replaced using it with exercise after trying it out and talking to his doctor, idk if he started back on it or not, just my 2 cents

    • @adamking4921
      @adamking4921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@АлтайскийКазак Seriously, though, I take adderall daily for ADHD and I can't comprehend that people get high off of it. Like I understand that they do, just can't comprehend it. And they're people who are addicted to it, too, meanwhile I'll simply *forget* to take it in the morning.

    • @MasterOfShorts21
      @MasterOfShorts21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@АлтайскийКазак it is true some contain adderal, however the most common ones are
      methylphenidate.
      lisdexamfetamine.
      dexamfetamine.
      atomoxetine.
      guanfacine.
      This is coming from someone with ADHD

    • @IsNoGood4uM1kkel
      @IsNoGood4uM1kkel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@АлтайскийКазак if you have ADHD as me you just need to take a lot more than most people to get high

  • @chic3en887
    @chic3en887 3 ปีที่แล้ว +850

    Eddie: “I’m your dad, your boss, your wife”
    Mark: “convenient”
    Hol up

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      Reminds me of Raft and Mark's sister/wife/cousins Wade and Bob.

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      "I'm what a lot of people call a 'switch'."

    • @thevelociraptorqueenway8596
      @thevelociraptorqueenway8596 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@2dheethbar 😧

    • @2dheethbar
      @2dheethbar 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thevelociraptorqueenway8596
      (・⌓・)

  • @ClipsCetral
    @ClipsCetral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +450

    “I am an experienced drug GOD” *leaves apartment door wide open*

    • @dazzmullen3512
      @dazzmullen3512 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣 that actually killed me☠️☠️☠️

    • @potatonumber200
      @potatonumber200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *_trying desperately to rationalize his actions_*
      "It lets in a breeze...?"

    • @505matt5
      @505matt5 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭

  • @majajajja
    @majajajja ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I love to watch Mark play Polish games, the way he tries to pronounce words in my language is so funny❤

  • @mabe4322
    @mabe4322 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "This game's got some polish to it"
    Reading the names of the people who made it... that was a fantastic unintentional pun.

  • @damianlego3840
    @damianlego3840 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1805

    Is anyone going to talk about how adorable it is that Lixian is carrying his baby?
    Edit: Okay, I guess it's been going on for a few videos by now and I'm just seeing it for the first time...still cute though.

    • @rosettascarlet6856
      @rosettascarlet6856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      I WAS GOING TO ASK THATIS HE A DAD KNOW THAT I DONT KNOW OF.?????????????

    • @magicfibre
      @magicfibre 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I kinda hope it's not a permanent change

    • @xcookiehkinx4364
      @xcookiehkinx4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      @@magicfibre I don't know my guy... you can't fetus deletus a baby once it's out you know...

    • @turtleking7772
      @turtleking7772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@xcookiehkinx4364 you can but like dealing drugs, a tad illegal

    • @yoshi_1803
      @yoshi_1803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@xcookiehkinx4364 can’t do it in the womb either, but it popped out yet?

  • @Andi2495
    @Andi2495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    The light makes it look like Mark is wearing a tiny chef’s hat 🧑🏻‍🍳

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lmao

    • @hetastic_bro
      @hetastic_bro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Cookin up some delicious drugs~

    • @cheese_9319
      @cheese_9319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Omg I cant unsee it now lol

    • @Forvennm
      @Forvennm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He’s a chef and he cooks meth hes the markiplier!!!!!

  • @fl00wie
    @fl00wie ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Enjoy the kurwa view", ah, yes, polish producers. For anyone watching this a year later, it's basically "enjoy the fucking view"

  • @jasonlyons4986
    @jasonlyons4986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +636

    Imagine meeting someone to obtain drugs and their entrance is scaling a wall to give you the drugs and then parkouring back over the wall as a means of leaving. 16:55

    • @VagueNaming
      @VagueNaming 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I’d give them a tip!

    • @brecheese6532
      @brecheese6532 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      And there's a gap in the wall right besides where they scaled it...

    • @tristintaylor7999
      @tristintaylor7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Hey even drug dealers need hobbies and parkour is a good way to run from le cops

    • @Lunar-fx1uk
      @Lunar-fx1uk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Then he said, u got me in trouble before

    • @noviyantotridamerosimorang1684
      @noviyantotridamerosimorang1684 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@VagueNaming to do your best thing

  • @julieannazybina7495
    @julieannazybina7495 3 ปีที่แล้ว +319

    Markiplier: all the other simulator games have been really really crappy.
    Power wash simulator: EXCUSE ME?

    • @ghostly1225
      @ghostly1225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      PowerWash Simulator: *noises of absolute betrayal*

    • @RohanSingh-cf9tk
      @RohanSingh-cf9tk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Every simulator game from 2021: sounds of pain and betrayal

    • @tw80studios66
      @tw80studios66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bee simulator: “They have all been fooled but me”

  • @DoubleADwarf
    @DoubleADwarf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Nobody's talking about how the only thing Mark is spending his skill points on... is the skill that lets him get more skill points.

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vids as well

    • @jas.per.25
      @jas.per.25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Tycoon 100

    • @chrismcqueen7347
      @chrismcqueen7347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Skillseption lol

    • @Vznti
      @Vznti 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He’s a con man

    • @TheBigYosh
      @TheBigYosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      *S T O N K S*

  • @lilaclyon
    @lilaclyon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    It’s nice to know that if I ever want free drugs I just need to go outside and hold a question mark above my head

  • @sagetheassassin3192
    @sagetheassassin3192 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1287

    Mark doesn't get high off his own supply, A true man of culture and honor.

    • @elicassimir5878
      @elicassimir5878 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Underrated comment lol

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@elicassimir5878 I’m underrated too kuz You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @npelolli
      @npelolli 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@26mic24 lol

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He did it so much he gained immunity to his own supply.

    • @raycecawley9933
      @raycecawley9933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ya man never test the merch

  • @whitewolf152
    @whitewolf152 3 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    Imagine someone coming up to u irl and being like “ *you want some drugs* I got a _WHOOOLEEE_ lot of drugs”

    • @HandheldGamer1991
      @HandheldGamer1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Its actually pretty normal where i live ;)

    • @abbster5827
      @abbster5827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@HandheldGamer1991 yeah I was gonna say like, sounds like a normal Tuesday 😂

    • @heavenpeck1506
      @heavenpeck1506 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sounds like everyday

    • @mishukyashuki8897
      @mishukyashuki8897 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      yee if you go around the park at night here pretty sure 9/10 time some drunk ass will ask you if you wanna be high

    • @adamhalcyon3393
      @adamhalcyon3393 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now I gotta work on saying NO

  • @DoomHaloLOVER
    @DoomHaloLOVER ปีที่แล้ว +13

    love the details in the game, at 21:14 u can hear in apartaments polish people talking.

  • @CHITUS
    @CHITUS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    "So I'm a little ahead"
    "I'm an established drug lord now "

  • @ariannaavila6260
    @ariannaavila6260 3 ปีที่แล้ว +617

    mark: “ive never done drugs-“
    also mark in the bee game: “i may be incredibly high!”

    • @ajamaja0525
      @ajamaja0525 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Somebody said it 👀 lol

    • @karissaruud459
      @karissaruud459 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i swear he’s a pot head 😂

    • @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon
      @FreddyKruegerTheDreamDemon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      bee* 😏

    • @goro123451
      @goro123451 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Must be his new ADHD meds

    • @theredpillneo2296
      @theredpillneo2296 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@karissaruud459 one day he’ll expose his setup and we’ll just see a bottle of eye drops and then we know 😂😂

  • @RizzlerLegacy
    @RizzlerLegacy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    Mark: Listen here, Amy... **Becomes Drug Lord**

    • @Zyguard_101
      @Zyguard_101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      this is pure meme material

    • @blu_nades
      @blu_nades 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      *Breaking bad theme starts*

    • @heatseekergaming8215
      @heatseekergaming8215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Certified hood classic

    • @hehe4659
      @hehe4659 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@blu_nades EaThAn We NeEd To CoOk

    • @Dead25m
      @Dead25m 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I AM THE MAN WHO E's!

  • @zurathewoz4205
    @zurathewoz4205 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    It’s cool seeing how much this game evolved from when this video released

  • @mantis638
    @mantis638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Mark: I’m not a drug dealer.
    Before in goat simulator
    Also mark: hey kids, Wanna buy some drugs?

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I make entertaining vid as well

    • @collinthegamer510
      @collinthegamer510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@26mic24 No.

    • @lavapuke
      @lavapuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@26mic24 stop self promoting everywhere

    • @pharedbrayson4737
      @pharedbrayson4737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      26 Mic I just checked out on your channel and I can tell that you are a failure

  • @prettyspectrum6371
    @prettyspectrum6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This game has no right being this good. The voice acting and mechanics are on another level compared to other simulators

    • @cassandraxo28
      @cassandraxo28 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Graphics are good too

    • @fizzlock
      @fizzlock 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sk3nn1x I guess it incentivizes strategizing to see which areas get you the most cash or the safest drops, and focusing your sales there.

    • @woutfontaine8322
      @woutfontaine8322 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      If you saw how it was advertised youd be amazed at how bad it is rn. It might look good but the devs have been making trashy content for a year now and not really adding anything new sadly, they have litteraly been adding memes on their steam page.

    • @prettyspectrum6371
      @prettyspectrum6371 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@woutfontaine8322 omg a new YandereDev

  • @Pjgamerglasses
    @Pjgamerglasses 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    I LOVE how lixian updates his animated lixian according to what happens in his life like seeing lixian hold a baby was adorable if there was a best editor award it would got to lixian

  • @propellerknight6334
    @propellerknight6334 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1447

    Markiplier: I don't personally use drugs.
    Also markiplier while playing Resident Evil II: ok, I've got my weedies ready.

    • @camillamay2163
      @camillamay2163 2 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Also Mark: literally takes amphetamine (Adderall) gor his ADHD.
      Guessing he just means notrecreational, which is reasonable.

    • @lazd.6373
      @lazd.6373 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      wheaties…

    • @GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong
      @GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      "I don't do drugs" "Why are you all addicted to speed?!"
      -Markiplier Man who wakes up every day and takes Adderal (Amphetamine Salts) for ADHD. Guess what Mark, you too are addicted to speed congrats!

    • @techedbirb6663
      @techedbirb6663 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong he takes meds for adhd??

    • @GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong
      @GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@techedbirb6663 Indeed he does. Which is perfectly fine. Just a wee bit ironic in context.
      Similar to people who say they don't do drugs, while chugging a beer.... 😑

  • @DrAlleykat
    @DrAlleykat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    The first 13 seconds sounded like a really bad undercover cop trying to be a drug dealer.

  • @imzarxki
    @imzarxki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    This whole video is literally the reason why Mark would never become a drug dealer.

    • @26mic24
      @26mic24 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter

    • @SrPablo-ey2ln
      @SrPablo-ey2ln 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@26mic24 bruh

  • @auden_the_knobhead8386
    @auden_the_knobhead8386 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This is one of my favorite Let’s plays. I really hope he makes more of these. He seemed to really enjoy them

  • @nhemuru
    @nhemuru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +497

    Mark: "You can GROW POCKETS!?"
    Every woman everywhere: *jealous*

    • @Derp_TP
      @Derp_TP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Just grow them 4head

    • @Paul20661
      @Paul20661 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @noblevivian
    @noblevivian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +441

    Mark: "My mic was muted but we're back"
    Me: Oh okay couldn't have missed much-
    Mark: "Ok so now I'm an established Drug Lord"

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate it when yt aren’t careful I mean how hard is it to make sure the mic is on but not that big of a deal

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sanderdrack guess you've never forgotten anything ever, while your mind is also busy with other things

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zhankazest didn’t mean It like that it’s just annoying too miss something as important like unmuting while recording

    • @zhankazest
      @zhankazest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sanderdrack yeah but my point still stands

    • @sanderdrack
      @sanderdrack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zhankazest I’m not saying it doesn’t; I’m just venting how big channel shouldn’t do that kind of mistakes. Really wanted to watch the rest

  • @LucindaPug
    @LucindaPug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +836

    I can’t get over how cute it is Lixian putting his baby boy in all the animations 🥰

  • @mikeharris5906
    @mikeharris5906 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I can tell from personal experience that watching Mark sell weed while under the influence of weed is a really fun thing to do lolll

  • @cass6082
    @cass6082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I remember watching Graystillplays play this a while back and it took him about ten minutes to decide to poison his entire meth supply and kill of his entire customer base, which this game let him do, this game is pretty in depth

    • @lunarose2529
      @lunarose2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Genocide route😂

    • @phlox7669
      @phlox7669 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...I mean, that's certainly one way to do it.

    • @kingofravens215
      @kingofravens215 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      God I remember that it was fucking hilarious lmao

  • @nachoten250
    @nachoten250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +261

    This is an intense, shady game that I need more of. A polished simulator game definitely deserves a bit more playtime.

    • @GH05T-S0LDI34
      @GH05T-S0LDI34 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think the game is supposed to be played from the third person perspective but it seems that the devs made the camera inside the character's face instead i think the game would have looked alot better in third person

    • @cloakedwarden3479
      @cloakedwarden3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I believe we deserve a part 2 to this mark

    • @kirkanos3968
      @kirkanos3968 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It really is a good sim and the core of the game is great and goes deep with mixing and such but with that being great and the community could really see this game could be huge but launch was rocky and was small group of devs fixing it and adding more content. Lets just say been rock road for i game i have had many hours of fun with but haven't played since last patch. I have been waiting for a next lvl dope wars game

    • @mr.saturn
      @mr.saturn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need both more of this in my life, and more Godot in my life.

  • @silver9086
    @silver9086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “You smell like you could do with a hit of a drug” is one of my favourite line from this video haha

    • @MLM614
      @MLM614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Randomly read this as he said it. Love it. 😁

  • @DevirothS
    @DevirothS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +660

    Mark: "this game has some polish to it"
    the game: *literally polish devs*

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Does explain the "enjoy the kurwa view" graffiti.

    • @luckytiggertalia
      @luckytiggertalia 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bro I saw all the Polish names and I went insane. Then the way Mark pronounced kurwa made me genuinely scream.

    • @gianniking8067
      @gianniking8067 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@luckytiggertalia I'm not even polish and same lol

    • @mostlycoldandfullofrocks3317
      @mostlycoldandfullofrocks3317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Actual underrated comment

    • @jaywizardess
      @jaywizardess 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@danialyousaf6456 was thinking the same thing lol

  • @icaughtalopunny
    @icaughtalopunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +992

    3:17 “Enjoy the kurwa view” translation: “Enjoy the fuckin view”
    This game’s bound to be dope if its by Poles and about dealers

    • @kittyfuggle-hops7904
      @kittyfuggle-hops7904 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This.

    • @aoki6332
      @aoki6332 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It is a nice game a bit lacking but for the price it is as its really nice seeing game at double this is and whit less content

    • @BakerWild
      @BakerWild 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah i was thinking how can you be a gamer and not know of kurwa XD

    • @V15teen
      @V15teen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Im polish and I was so surprised when I saw Polish names and "Enjoy the kurwa view"

    • @galaxity3
      @galaxity3 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@V15teen Same

  • @sammiutter5868
    @sammiutter5868 3 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    I love how the only game that is actually polished is the one about selling drugs...

    • @wallah420
      @wallah420 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's not polished at all

    • @shemii4292
      @shemii4292 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      But it Polish 💅

    • @Nexus9118
      @Nexus9118 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Farm simulator, cooking simulator?

    • @hammy_bottoms
      @hammy_bottoms 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@wallah420 but the graphics and controls of the game does seem pretty good, considering the game isn't all that big. Putting the actual size of the game and world in consideration, I wouldn't say the game Isn't polished At All. 😅

    • @KingJulian628
      @KingJulian628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@wallah420 compared to most other simulator games this is on the higher end of the simulator quality