Trust me, those are rookie numbers relative to numbers I’ve come across in this game. Later down the line, you’re selling dozens of grams of heroin to people and ordering cocaine by the kilos
Just rewatched this, and noticed there's a joke Mark never realized. "- This game's got some polish to it!" Then just after reading: "Enjoy the kurwa view". Literally, some Polish to it...
In all honesty, if a drug dealer just yelled at someone saying "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DRUGS" in broad daylight people would probably just think it's a prank or something.
i knew a dealer like that... it was like he lost his mind he just walked around broad day crowded streets in manhattan saying "drugs drugs! got some weed!" and handed them out like he was selling concert tickets or something it was wild.
You file taxes over your drug income? Good on you for being a good tax payer, thanks have a good day. You don't file taxes on your drug dealer income? LMAO 3 years in prison and also, this is how we found out you have drug income in the first place 🙃
@@paisleesheppard5629 yup, that sounds about right. I remember seeing a story from the mid 90s I believe it was where some state (Arizona I believe) was handing out licenses to sell marijuana. Your income had to be taxed and some other stuff. They thought it would be a deterrent and another way to stick it to pot dealers. What they didn't count on was pot dealers actually using it as a way to make their business legit. Crazy story, if I can find the video I'll post the link.
Don't forget, it was actually "I'm having a good time..... selling drugs....... and now that quote exists on the internet forever..." 😂 Couple of pauses where he really contemplated what he was saying and continued to say it anyway
@Hunterkage Joestar got cocaine from jack years ago must have been how he was so energetic in his videos and it was for a cheap price left my wallet at home and he took a banana i snatched from the ground as payment
I was thinking I'd finish this game sometime soon ... bit grindy of a game to watch him play the whole thing, but at least one late-gane episode would probably be very cool.
@@-G-a-b-r-i-e-l Sadly this bot is seen on SoG's videos, Calebcity, Longbeachgriffy, and many more. Wish google/youtube would finally do something about them.
@@iamhere5018 yeah , a bot just steal ur comment and replied it in an other comment section 🤣 And even the two bots in this comment sections had steal the comments of other people-
Mark makes some of the most entertaining content on TH-cam with a doubt! We're always so happy to see that video notification since all his videos make our days better. He's a true inspiration and while we may only have a few thousand subs, we hope our videos can entertain on the scale his do one day. If you're reading this we hope you stay happy, healthy, and blessed!❤
It's crazy how how out of all simulators... It's the drug one that's actually well done Like this is the only simulator I can remember where you see the devs were really trying with the super low budget they had
Maark! if you ever run outta ideas please come back to this! Theres so much you can do in this game! Buy villas, grow your own supply. make/mix your own supply. run your own cartel. over take gangs.
Markiplier in bee simulator: "i may be incredibly high but im pretty sure bees don't have libraries" Markiplier in drug dealer simulator: "I don't do drugs"
Very Payday vibes. "Should we be concerned about the guys wearing full body armor and machine guns loitering around the bank?" "Nah I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."
Fun recommendation if you're wanting any! Seeing as you've played a few simulator games, you may enjoy Gas Station Simulator. Quite a few people have been playing it lately and it'd be very interesting to see your take on it. :)
@@kouizumi9484 I recommend watching "Let's Game It Out" for Gas Station Simulator gameplay. The dude is known for abusing glitches and broken physics of games.
Speed/amphetmines are literally what they give you for ADHD. Mark takes “Adderall”, which is a combination of levo-amphetamine and dextro-amphetamine. People who have ADHD can’t get high off it though, so it’s not like he’s using it recreationally.
@@АлтайскийКазак he’s actually mentioned before how he’s replaced using it with exercise after trying it out and talking to his doctor, idk if he started back on it or not, just my 2 cents
@@АлтайскийКазак Seriously, though, I take adderall daily for ADHD and I can't comprehend that people get high off of it. Like I understand that they do, just can't comprehend it. And they're people who are addicted to it, too, meanwhile I'll simply *forget* to take it in the morning.
@@АлтайскийКазак it is true some contain adderal, however the most common ones are methylphenidate. lisdexamfetamine. dexamfetamine. atomoxetine. guanfacine. This is coming from someone with ADHD
Imagine meeting someone to obtain drugs and their entrance is scaling a wall to give you the drugs and then parkouring back over the wall as a means of leaving. 16:55
So one thing this simulator doesn’t show is that other criminals will often rob drug dealers because they have lots of money on them and it’s not like Drug dealers can just call the cops.
"Hey, so I know making and selling drugs is illegal, but this other guy who also makes and sells drugs just stole from me. So he's being extra illegal and you should arrest him and not me."
If you saw how it was advertised youd be amazed at how bad it is rn. It might look good but the devs have been making trashy content for a year now and not really adding anything new sadly, they have litteraly been adding memes on their steam page.
I LOVE how lixian updates his animated lixian according to what happens in his life like seeing lixian hold a baby was adorable if there was a best editor award it would got to lixian
Is anyone going to talk about how adorable it is that Lixian is carrying his baby? Edit: Okay, I guess it's been going on for a few videos by now and I'm just seeing it for the first time...still cute though.
I remember watching Graystillplays play this a while back and it took him about ten minutes to decide to poison his entire meth supply and kill of his entire customer base, which this game let him do, this game is pretty in depth
Game: Addict at least 5 clients to your product Mark: "That doesnt seem like a morally responsible thing to do." Also Mark: "Im gonna max out on my weed bros!"
"I don't do drugs" "Why are you all addicted to speed?!" -Markiplier Man who wakes up every day and takes Adderal (Amphetamine Salts) for ADHD. Guess what Mark, you too are addicted to speed congrats!
@@techedbirb6663 Indeed he does. Which is perfectly fine. Just a wee bit ironic in context. Similar to people who say they don't do drugs, while chugging a beer.... 😑
Mark: “What happens when the guilt gets overwhelming and I want to turn myself into the police?” Haha love this! You should play Gas Station Simulator next!
"why are you all addicted to speed?!?"
*Proceeds to give anyone who breathes air free speed*
Markiplier probably caused the whole town to be addicted to speed by giving them all free samples
Also takes Amphetamine for his ADHD..
The fact that Mark was muted during the clip in which he got arrested somehow made the clip so much funnier.
mark where it is so i can get to it every time😫✋
It's not very realistic but the premise is similar to the real deal
He had the right to remain silent
nobody heard what happened
11:22 🚔
I 100% need more of this game.
And Mark creeping up to ppl whisperingl: "hey anyone want some DRUGS?"
Superb
Most agreeable
seems you count as one of his addicted customers
Markiplier: _gets busted easily because everyone wants his autograph on the baggies_
😃
yes
Mark: “WHY ARE YOU ALL ADDICTED TO SPEED?!”
Mark (earlier): “Free sample?… Free sample? …. Free sample?”
Your deserve top comment for this one.
2 friggin grams free sample. that's a pretty insane amount of speed for a first time speedguy
"All the simulators I've played before were crappy."
*Power Wash Simulator and Bee Simulator crying in the background*
RIGHT like excuse me Mark how DARE you
is streamer simulator good aswell?
@@broodingsoap9469 It is extremely unpolished
@@ee3171 but is it good?
Whats funny is he said that exact thing when starting Bee simulator lol
*“Drugs? You want ‘em, I’ve got ‘em.”*
Best opening to a video ever
I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa
I'm your pill provider
Lamp oil, rope, drugs, you want it. It's yours my friend as long as you have enough dough
@@Dinotron-rs4lu NO YOU BEAT ME TO IT
Yes
Markiplier: *sells insane amounts of speed to everyone*
Also Markiplier "why are you guys all addicted to speeeeed?!"
Your profile pic is my school chrome book background so I’m legally obligated to say it’s good XD
Trust me, those are rookie numbers relative to numbers I’ve come across in this game. Later down the line, you’re selling dozens of grams of heroin to people and ordering cocaine by the kilos
@@tornadospin9 wtf man 😂😂💀
@@tornadospin9 damn, this game is pretty realistic-
Cause Speed is Key!!!
16:53
MARK: "was that a police?"
"IM CALLING THE WEED"
such a good vine
“420 whatcha smokin'?”
*Types 420 into microwave.*
"420 whatcha smokin'?"
This has to be a series. The game is massive and very complex. This game is not like other simulators, this is legit an adventure.
We can only pray
Could always just deal drugs and play IRL
Yeah
I agree mark should do more of this
I agree
"From now on, I'm ya daddy, ya boss, ya fucking wife, all in one person."
Markiplier: "Convenient"
You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
@Alex: The Movie @26 Mic ✌Convenient✌
Basically a shape-shifter
@@26mic24 bruh shuttup you just made a playlist called uploads and hid your sub count idk why people still do that
@@Wspre_ too embarrassed to be a failure that leeches off other's success
Beginning mark: “I do not condone drugs. Drugs are bad.”
Literally ten minutes later: “I AM A DRUG LORD”
hi
how are you doing
@@alientm9249 me?
im doing good how about u
@@alientm9249
And how about you?
I’m good. How bout u?
@@alientm9249 o”
l
"don't withdraw or add too much money"
mark: "oh ok then better not do that."
Also mark: *withdraws $500*
😊😊😅
nah withdrawing is fine just untaxed income going into the account
Mark: "Why are you all addicted to speed?!?"
Also Mark: *Giving Free Samples in the dark.*
"hello would you like some drugs?"
Mark's commentary makes him sound like he is an undercover cop trying to act like a drug dealer.
Yeah, he's like the most polite drug dealer ever 😂
Could i intrest you in one weed please?
@@omg_cat4203 why yes, I love the wacky tebaccy
@@mx_nana_banana 🤣haven't heard that in a while
True. Moist Critical is the type of guy I'd be confident buying weed from.
Mark to random lady: "Hello, would you like some drugs?"
Me: "And this is why Mark could never be a successful drug dealer"
You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
Yeah, he'd get caught so quick
@@26mic24 Imagine spamming comment sections with ads
@@26mic24 stop
@@26mic24 *dies from cringe*
Just rewatched this, and noticed there's a joke Mark never realized. "- This game's got some polish to it!" Then just after reading: "Enjoy the kurwa view". Literally, some Polish to it...
Yea lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣 it was funny how he said kurwa
Yes!
Well most of the names in the intro are polish and also as a lithuanian that shit was funny
in the intro is like 6 polish people minimum in first 2 minutes so yup yup
Frrr i actually thought he was talking about polish like as a country 😭😭
In all honesty, if a drug dealer just yelled at someone saying "WOULD YOU LIKE SOME DRUGS" in broad daylight people would probably just think it's a prank or something.
i knew a dealer like that... it was like he lost his mind he just walked around broad day crowded streets in manhattan saying "drugs drugs! got some weed!" and handed them out like he was selling concert tickets or something it was wild.
That's just called an open market
I would think it's friends joking
I'd be thinking it's a cop 😆
Go walk on Vegas strip get to a certain point you’ll pass the dudes who are audibly mentioning names of drugs or slang as you pass by
This seems like a FANTASTIC game to start a 10 episode series on.
Yes please!
Can you auctally post you playing it on your channel id watch it!
@@rovksshow7733 yo same profile picture
Yes
Agreed!
I love how Lixian is showing off his baby like the proud father he is
HES A FATHER!
As he should
Wait Lixian is with child
@@ironslayergaming8384 Yeah he just became a father for not that long ago
@@piemeow9072 He became a father for not that long again 😂
the " enjoy the kurwa view" made me laugh so bad😭😭 it means enjoy the bitch view, but for it to make sense it means enjoy your fucking view
"Have you ever wanted to deal with drugs?"
Now THATS real Markiplier content
BroU know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
thought this was drug dealing then dealer assiplier happened
@@26mic24 nah
@@26mic24 stop self promoting on other people videos
Sounds exactly like him
"I'm your daddy, boss, and wife all in one person"
"convenient!"
That’s the attitude we like to see!
Tactical gadgets have been taking over the world I see.....
Definitely a top moment in the episode, for me XD
like bruh 😭🤣
"ok thanks daddymommywife" 🤣😂
"The state dislikes criminals, but it HATES debtors." YIKES that is accurate.
Truth 💯
Most of the big drug dealers I have known get more time for the tax evasion than the actual drug dealing.
You file taxes over your drug income? Good on you for being a good tax payer, thanks have a good day.
You don't file taxes on your drug dealer income? LMAO 3 years in prison and also, this is how we found out you have drug income in the first place 🙃
@@paisleesheppard5629 yup, that sounds about right. I remember seeing a story from the mid 90s I believe it was where some state (Arizona I believe) was handing out licenses to sell marijuana. Your income had to be taxed and some other stuff. They thought it would be a deterrent and another way to stick it to pot dealers. What they didn't count on was pot dealers actually using it as a way to make their business legit. Crazy story, if I can find the video I'll post the link.
America pushes debt, not necessarily hating it if they get money out of it
“The amphedamines are in my right pocket and the maraHUWAna is in my left”
"I'm having a good time selling drugs, and now that quote exists on the internet forever." -Markiplier
Now it exists even more forever 👍
@@dynosaurrrr forever-er.
Don't forget, it was actually "I'm having a good time..... selling drugs....... and now that quote exists on the internet forever..." 😂 Couple of pauses where he really contemplated what he was saying and continued to say it anyway
Mark: “pretty much all the other simulator games I’ve played are sucky.”
Power washing Sim: “Am I a joke to you?”
He said preatty much. Obviously we all love and pray to PW sim every night.
@@fusion8092 that game is extremely underrated ;)
Robbery simulator wasn’t too bad either
I cant believe he done Swamp Simulator like that
yes
The phrase he’s trying to think of in the beginning of the video is “don’t get high on your own supply”
Also, Markiplier: this game is “dope” as hell
Mark listened to Frank's advice, that's for sure.
Oof
I read this as markiplier said "this is dope as hell"
Speed is indeed key
id like to mention that out of almost all the sim games the drug dealer sim has the nicest starting house.
"Why is everyone addicted to SPEED?"
Mark you've literally been selling them speed.
@Hunterkage Joestar got cocaine from jack years ago must have been how he was so energetic in his videos and it was for a cheap price left my wallet at home and he took a banana i snatched from the ground as payment
I guess you could say they have a need for speed.
*Badum tss*
Don't do drugs, kids! 😀👍🏾
No one cares
"Why are you guys all addicted to speeed" *is handing out speed to strangers*
I like your username
@@Roganlovesjiujitsu same
@gtoss chddy he technically didnt do the drug tho
Okay Lixian holding his baby while he’s editing this is honestly the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen
LIXIAN IS A FATHER?
Lixian: Yeah, I can watch the baby
His wife: what Markiplier video you editing?
Lixian: his drug dealer simulator
His wife: sounds good
@@vyxenmyxen5650
Wife: this is fine
You’ve said that in a different video too. Stop
I love it xD
Sitting in 2024 waiting for him to revisit this masterpiece and become a drug lord
I was thinking I'd finish this game sometime soon ... bit grindy of a game to watch him play the whole thing, but at least one late-gane episode would probably be very cool.
Mark: “who’s talking to me”
Don’t you know that all drug dealers are born with an internal speaker that plays sick beats and gives them commands?
You know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter g
Just like at the career fair at school if you can make the TVs go to static, you become an axe murderer.
@@-G-a-b-r-i-e-l Sadly this bot is seen on SoG's videos, Calebcity, Longbeachgriffy, and many more. Wish google/youtube would finally do something about them.
"Why are you guys all addicted to speeeeddd?!"
*Mark handing out free samples of speed to everyone 10 minutes ago*
Lmao
i jus wanna bi fest liek sanic man
Feng min
No one touch it, the likes are at 420
cant like due to the likes dude
It's gonna be a miracle if this doesn't get demonitized.
@@rengoku2786 Flagging you for spam.
I make entertaining vids just like mark . I bet 100% it’ll make u laugh. If not you can come to tell me
@@26mic24 nice
@@26mic24 joined 1 week ago, no subs, videos on channel aren't even yours, advertising in comment section, yeah.. seems legit
i was thinking that the second i saw the title
“The state dislikes criminals, but it hates debtors.” Dang, dude. Didn’t come her for wisdom.
Mom:“Hey sweetie what you watching there?”
Kid: “watching markiplier deal drugs”
Learn to type
@@nekosanestacado8661 I mean, you don't have to be rude.
@@nekosanestacado8661 Learn to shut up.
Now I want Mac ‘n’ cheese
I just did that lol
"I got drugs, you got money, we got a deal. Hi, drug dealer Markiplier here" was going through my head almost the entire first minute
XD Mark's always the best
Buddy are we gonna talk about the fact ya comment was replied in an other comment section by à bot?-
@@deadlynightcross3082 ????!
@@iamhere5018 yeah , a bot just steal ur comment and replied it in an other comment section 🤣
And even the two bots in this comment sections had steal the comments of other people-
I could never see Markiplier being an Actual Drug Dealer 😂
*MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE*
*I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*
How does this already get for replies in like 27
*¢αη ι gєт 1 ѕυв вєƒσяє тσмσяяσω?* ⠀😢
ʕ•ﻌ/,,
I could
*MARKIPLIER IS G/-\RBAGE*
*I M/-\KE BETTER UPL0ADS*
"there's no audio to it."
Me: "maybe not, but if I've been watching your videos forever now, you audibly yelled "oh no! Oh mah God!!" 🤣🤣
Lixian holding his baby is so wholesome
I make extremely entertaining videos. I had to make you laugh and if not my mom will send me back to africa
Ikr its so cute!
my mind cant understand why hes holding a baby
@CLaura He had a baby
Mark makes some of the most entertaining content on TH-cam with a doubt! We're always so happy to see that video notification since all his videos make our days better. He's a true inspiration and while we may only have a few thousand subs, we hope our videos can entertain on the scale his do one day. If you're reading this we hope you stay happy, healthy, and blessed!❤
It's crazy how how out of all simulators... It's the drug one that's actually well done
Like this is the only simulator I can remember where you see the devs were really trying with the super low budget they had
Is this a mobile game or PC/laptop?
@@juanmelendez4796 well judging by how he’s playing on mouse and keyboard it’s a pc game
and that its made by the Polish, im so proud!
Adderall is hell of a legal drug
@@theforkplayz1834 polish people are the most anti-semetic people in the world with a rate of over 40% !!!
Mark: “I am a drug dealer”
-----------
Eddie: “doobie?”
Mark: “doobie doo”
Sweet baby Jesus 🤣
Sour adult Jesus
Scooby dooby doo, where are you!
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
Doobie doobie do ba doobie doobie do ba ~agent p~~
dealiplier for sure hooking up the drugs with the drugies i love streaming
Maark! if you ever run outta ideas please come back to this! Theres so much you can do in this game! Buy villas, grow your own supply. make/mix your own supply. run your own cartel. over take gangs.
game of life be like when u dont have family
@@weylincarpenter6870 yep, it's a simulation game after all.
Markiplier in bee simulator: "i may be incredibly high but im pretty sure bees don't have libraries"
Markiplier in drug dealer simulator: "I don't do drugs"
I thought the same thing!
Love this comment right on the money
I love how Lixian is including his baby in the animations now. It’s so wholesome and cute!
Especially when drugs are involved haha!
@@Karatekat314 That's how you get them to sleep through the night.
Does lixian have a kid now? Or is it just random? Sorry I haven't really been keeping up lol
@@treebean9804 yup
awww lixian has a kid? thats awesome
"From now on, I'm you daddy, your boss, your wife all in one person."
Mark: "Convenient"
*wait WHAT*
He's right.
lmfao
He's got a point.
what does he mean by convenient
"I am now an established drug lord" 11:34 my favorite Mark quote
"I don't do drugs myself, I don't use what I grow."
Press X to doubt
Yeah yeah, thats what they all say…
Press G to show disrespect
@@Indian0Lore press F to pay respects
haha
Don't get high on your own suply, is the saying that Mark was thinking about.
*seen by cops being suspicious*
Mark: *jumps over fence*
Cops: Yep, nothing suspicious at all.
Must’ve been the wind
@@rollie.. *Proceeds to get hit by arrow*
Very Payday vibes.
"Should we be concerned about the guys wearing full body armor and machine guns loitering around the bank?"
"Nah I'm sure it's nothing to worry about."
“Say no to drugs!”
“Say yes to drugs!”
“It doesn’t matter if you say yes or no to drugs. ‘Cause if you’re talking to drugs…….then you’re on drugs”
underrated
😂🤣🤣thats so true
You were probably on drugs when you thought this
lmfao my dude, lmfao
@@Emanuele_Polisena naw, just something I heard in a video. Thought it was appropriate
Please play this again , fun to watch
Bob: "Brother wife Mark, meet your new father wife boss."
dad husband brother mark
What?
@@CoreyVonBloch It's a joke from their Raft playthrough
Dont tell cousin sister wade
THIS IS PERFECT
Why is no one talking about Lixian holding his baby in the edits? That’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever seen man
I want to know too
since when does lixian have a baby?
a lot of people have been talking about it, but yeah it's really sweet
@@someone-xx6qz he made a tweet about it, it’s a pretty recent change but Lixian is officially a father now
Aww he even has the same hairstyle
Fun recommendation if you're wanting any! Seeing as you've played a few simulator games, you may enjoy Gas Station Simulator.
Quite a few people have been playing it lately and it'd be very interesting to see your take on it. :)
#1 I agree
#2 Hi Pearl!
As someone who works at a gas station, I am mildly offended that there's a "Gas Station Simulator", lol
Pro tip about not being offended
1#. Don't be offended hope I helped! 😀
@@kouizumi9484 there's a simulator for everything nowadays
@@kouizumi9484 I recommend watching "Let's Game It Out" for Gas Station Simulator gameplay. The dude is known for abusing glitches and broken physics of games.
Mark: Focused on his mission.
Also Mark: *Leaves all doors open so anyone could walk in at any time and see him doing shady stuff*
Mark: "So... I went a little ahead."
Also Mark: *become drug lord*
Thats the equivalent of.. "so I did a little bit of adjustments to my minecraft house"
@@asimkiyumi5914 "I did some mining off camera"
I think it would be funny if he did a voice over/mock himself as he plays the video of how he got "a little ahead".
I know what I must do Now! 😳🤑
“You smell like you could do with a hit of a drug” is one of my favourite line from this video haha
Randomly read this as he said it. Love it. 😁
Markiplier: I deal drugs, not do them
Lawyer: kicks marks leg "dude!-"
The judge and jury: .
Lol underrated comment
Eddie: -or your ass is dead like fckin fried chicken.
Mark: **insert pikachu surprised face**
Mark: "they're never gonna know"
*as the drug dogs are barking their heads off on the other side of the wall*
“Why are you all addicted to speed??” - Markiplier to drug addicts
Speed/amphetmines are literally what they give you for ADHD. Mark takes “Adderall”, which is a combination of levo-amphetamine and dextro-amphetamine. People who have ADHD can’t get high off it though, so it’s not like he’s using it recreationally.
@@АлтайскийКазак he’s actually mentioned before how he’s replaced using it with exercise after trying it out and talking to his doctor, idk if he started back on it or not, just my 2 cents
@@АлтайскийКазак Seriously, though, I take adderall daily for ADHD and I can't comprehend that people get high off of it. Like I understand that they do, just can't comprehend it. And they're people who are addicted to it, too, meanwhile I'll simply *forget* to take it in the morning.
@@АлтайскийКазак it is true some contain adderal, however the most common ones are
methylphenidate.
lisdexamfetamine.
dexamfetamine.
atomoxetine.
guanfacine.
This is coming from someone with ADHD
@@АлтайскийКазак if you have ADHD as me you just need to take a lot more than most people to get high
Markiplier: all the other simulator games have been really really crappy.
Power wash simulator: EXCUSE ME?
PowerWash Simulator: *noises of absolute betrayal*
Every simulator game from 2021: sounds of pain and betrayal
Bee simulator: “They have all been fooled but me”
"Enjoy the kurwa view", ah, yes, polish producers. For anyone watching this a year later, it's basically "enjoy the fucking view"
mark: “ive never done drugs-“
also mark in the bee game: “i may be incredibly high!”
Somebody said it 👀 lol
i swear he’s a pot head 😂
bee* 😏
Must be his new ADHD meds
@@karissaruud459 one day he’ll expose his setup and we’ll just see a bottle of eye drops and then we know 😂😂
The light makes it look like Mark is wearing a tiny chef’s hat 🧑🏻🍳
Lmao
Cookin up some delicious drugs~
Omg I cant unsee it now lol
He’s a chef and he cooks meth hes the markiplier!!!!!
Mark: "My mic was muted but we're back"
Me: Oh okay couldn't have missed much-
Mark: "Ok so now I'm an established Drug Lord"
I hate it when yt aren’t careful I mean how hard is it to make sure the mic is on but not that big of a deal
@@sanderdrack guess you've never forgotten anything ever, while your mind is also busy with other things
@@zhankazest didn’t mean It like that it’s just annoying too miss something as important like unmuting while recording
@@sanderdrack yeah but my point still stands
@@zhankazest I’m not saying it doesn’t; I’m just venting how big channel shouldn’t do that kind of mistakes. Really wanted to watch the rest
I love to watch Mark play Polish games, the way he tries to pronounce words in my language is so funny❤
“Is jumping over fences at every chance I get, Suspicious?”
Me: Nah that’s parkour.
And mark with his professional parkour class would surely know that...
Mark: I’m not a drug dealer.
Before in goat simulator
Also mark: hey kids, Wanna buy some drugs?
I make entertaining vid as well
@@26mic24 No.
@@26mic24 stop self promoting everywhere
26 Mic I just checked out on your channel and I can tell that you are a failure
I like how mark is just so confused on why he's having fun
@Sample Rate what does that mean
@Sample Rate nevermind i googled
“This is the shittiest gas station ever. Your doing business behind a box with you dirty feet.” 😂😂😂 I laughed way too hard.
“Clean your feet please!”
And the girl’s name was AMY- 😭
Don't never buy no weed from the gas station, bruh 😔
Iv figured it out I know why her feet are there!
It's so she can hold the money
Imagine meeting someone to obtain drugs and their entrance is scaling a wall to give you the drugs and then parkouring back over the wall as a means of leaving. 16:55
I’d give them a tip!
And there's a gap in the wall right besides where they scaled it...
Hey even drug dealers need hobbies and parkour is a good way to run from le cops
Then he said, u got me in trouble before
@@VagueNaming to do your best thing
So one thing this simulator doesn’t show is that other criminals will often rob drug dealers because they have lots of money on them and it’s not like Drug dealers can just call the cops.
'911 what's your emergency?'
"Yea someone came down to my weed farm and stole all my money"
Very true, that's why they get guns and start turf wars😅
"Hey, so I know making and selling drugs is illegal, but this other guy who also makes and sells drugs just stole from me. So he's being extra illegal and you should arrest him and not me."
Yeah this game is a watered down PG version of drug dealing but I think that’s kinda what makes it fun, in real life drugs are bad lolz
I dunno, man
You're being kinda sus
I can tell from personal experience that watching Mark sell weed while under the influence of weed is a really fun thing to do lolll
Eddie: “I’m your dad, your boss, your wife”
Mark: “convenient”
Hol up
Reminds me of Raft and Mark's sister/wife/cousins Wade and Bob.
"I'm what a lot of people call a 'switch'."
@@2dheethbar 😧
@@thevelociraptorqueenway8596
(・⌓・)
“I am an experienced drug GOD” *leaves apartment door wide open*
🤣🤣🤣 that actually killed me☠️☠️☠️
*_trying desperately to rationalize his actions_*
"It lets in a breeze...?"
😭
This game has no right being this good. The voice acting and mechanics are on another level compared to other simulators
Graphics are good too
@@sk3nn1x I guess it incentivizes strategizing to see which areas get you the most cash or the safest drops, and focusing your sales there.
If you saw how it was advertised youd be amazed at how bad it is rn. It might look good but the devs have been making trashy content for a year now and not really adding anything new sadly, they have litteraly been adding memes on their steam page.
@@woutfontaine8322 omg a new YandereDev
Please come back to this game !! this is one of my favorite markiplier videos !!
It’s nice to know that if I ever want free drugs I just need to go outside and hold a question mark above my head
Underrated
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@@sneed2600 hey, i´ve got a present for you 😁💊
I LOVE how lixian updates his animated lixian according to what happens in his life like seeing lixian hold a baby was adorable if there was a best editor award it would got to lixian
Imagine someone coming up to u irl and being like “ *you want some drugs* I got a _WHOOOLEEE_ lot of drugs”
Its actually pretty normal where i live ;)
@@HandheldGamer1991 yeah I was gonna say like, sounds like a normal Tuesday 😂
Sounds like everyday
yee if you go around the park at night here pretty sure 9/10 time some drunk ass will ask you if you wanna be high
Now I gotta work on saying NO
This is one of my favorite Let’s plays. I really hope he makes more of these. He seemed to really enjoy them
3:17 “Enjoy the kurwa view” translation: “Enjoy the fuckin view”
This game’s bound to be dope if its by Poles and about dealers
This.
It is a nice game a bit lacking but for the price it is as its really nice seeing game at double this is and whit less content
yeah i was thinking how can you be a gamer and not know of kurwa XD
Im polish and I was so surprised when I saw Polish names and "Enjoy the kurwa view"
@@V15teen Same
Is anyone going to talk about how adorable it is that Lixian is carrying his baby?
Edit: Okay, I guess it's been going on for a few videos by now and I'm just seeing it for the first time...still cute though.
I WAS GOING TO ASK THATIS HE A DAD KNOW THAT I DONT KNOW OF.?????????????
I kinda hope it's not a permanent change
@@magicfibre I don't know my guy... you can't fetus deletus a baby once it's out you know...
@@xcookiehkinx4364 you can but like dealing drugs, a tad illegal
@@xcookiehkinx4364 can’t do it in the womb either, but it popped out yet?
"This game's got some polish to it"
Reading the names of the people who made it... that was a fantastic unintentional pun.
I remember watching Graystillplays play this a while back and it took him about ten minutes to decide to poison his entire meth supply and kill of his entire customer base, which this game let him do, this game is pretty in depth
Genocide route😂
...I mean, that's certainly one way to do it.
God I remember that it was fucking hilarious lmao
Game: Addict at least 5 clients to your product
Mark: "That doesnt seem like a morally responsible thing to do."
Also Mark: "Im gonna max out on my weed bros!"
Man, the only thing I get people addicted to is memes
Hey, he didnt cut his stuff, so he was "kinda" honest
Mark (2020): I'm not a masochist.
Mark (2021): I'm not a drug dealer.
Markiplier: I don't personally use drugs.
Also markiplier while playing Resident Evil II: ok, I've got my weedies ready.
Also Mark: literally takes amphetamine (Adderall) gor his ADHD.
Guessing he just means notrecreational, which is reasonable.
wheaties…
"I don't do drugs" "Why are you all addicted to speed?!"
-Markiplier Man who wakes up every day and takes Adderal (Amphetamine Salts) for ADHD. Guess what Mark, you too are addicted to speed congrats!
@@GoogleUsedToLetThisNameBeLong he takes meds for adhd??
@@techedbirb6663 Indeed he does. Which is perfectly fine. Just a wee bit ironic in context.
Similar to people who say they don't do drugs, while chugging a beer.... 😑
The first 13 seconds sounded like a really bad undercover cop trying to be a drug dealer.
Mark: "You can GROW POCKETS!?"
Every woman everywhere: *jealous*
Just grow them 4head
😂
love the details in the game, at 21:14 u can hear in apartaments polish people talking.
This whole video is literally the reason why Mark would never become a drug dealer.
U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
@@26mic24 bruh
"this game's got some polish to it" right before seeing "kurwa" sprayed on the wall made me chuckle not gonna lie
Sis U know who else videos entertaining videos are also entertaining? Mine. Hundred percent u will die of laughter
@@26mic24 At least you added "Sis" this time
polska gra co sie dziwic jest tez rozmowa przy jednym bloku po polsku bylo slychac przez chwile
@@kabareciarz wiem, ale jednak nie ma nic bardziej polskiego od "kurwy" w randomowym miejscu imo
No dokładnie
Mark: “What happens when the guilt gets overwhelming and I want to turn myself into the police?” Haha love this!
You should play Gas Station Simulator next!
he did
I don’t see any unless you’re thinking of Gasosta? The game I’m talking about came out this past month
@@NeonAvantium um no he didnt
The intro to this game goes way harder than it needs to honestly. LOL
Really sets up the game to be way cooler than it actually ends up being.
"So I'm a little ahead"
"I'm an established drug lord now "
Nice pfp
mark: "this game has some polish to it"
the grafitti outside, immediately: "KURWA"
oh yea. theres polish alright.
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Well... It's Czech or Hungarian but *Klose* enough to Polish eh?
@@captainkiok881 it translates to English from polish soooo...
Unrelated... but a fellow homestuck are you?
@@captainkiok881 It's absolutely Polish, the vast majority of people who worked on this game have Polish names or just Slavic names
Mark: Listen here, Amy... **Becomes Drug Lord**
this is pure meme material
*Breaking bad theme starts*
Certified hood classic
@@blu_nades EaThAn We NeEd To CoOk
I AM THE MAN WHO E's!