WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 2 ก.ย. 2020
- Surgeon Simulator is finally BACK! And in this sequel time you can bring friends along to enhance the surgical experience!
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Mark: “LOOOOOOORE”
Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *
I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal
Forgive me
@@sharethevoix lol
Resmi Unnikrishnan thank
literally like arin hanson
arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL
also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
we need a four horsemen of the lets players
Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip
Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"
Ha
Kelsey Willhoite what famous
@Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.
@Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...
I'm as confused as Mark was
Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*
Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂
I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.
Imagine waking up in surgery and hearing:
"Where's the new heart?"
- "on the floor next to the bread."
Um thats not possible
I would know i made the right choice
copied
@@bluetube767 that's why it's a joke
Blue Tube actually it is
Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets*
Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*
We don't want lore.
We want LORE.
This is just what they do. They don't so much play games as just fuck around in them
Tyara Oliver wtf
Rf
@@michaeljacksheeheen tg
I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck
imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and the doctor is gently knocking a xylophone mallet against your ribs and singing free bird.
This is a very underrated comment and made me laugh so hard my dad asked me if I needed my inhaler
@@wynnwilliams3701 agreed
"Erm, excuse me please stop playing free bird on my ribs I'm bleeding out." 🤓🤓🤓
No, imagine waking up in the middle of surgery and the doctor has his peepee in your mouth lol. That uh, that’s was a weird day for me…
Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine."
*pogostuck music starts to play*
Flash backs to Getting Over It
SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments
Yes
Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy
@@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.
Mark: **falls over when pressing a button**
Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*
.pa
edit: cowards
You mean nam?
Pam*
Pnamp
I didn't know Pam had sarcasm....
Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out*
The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "
Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs
Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems
Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret"
Bob: *It's free real estate*
I love this so much
Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck
😂😂😂😂
@@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.
Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video
I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark
It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my TH-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my TH-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow TH-camr.
Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my TH-cam channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)
Purveyor wow a whole essay much?
it really looks like it
Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌
Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here?
**Meanwhile**
Mark: Oooo **duckie.**
I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do
Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”
Terterial
I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck
Lmao, they were making memories
The Fruit Bowl
, The Jello, and The Duck*
@@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*
I did not consent to being in this video
@@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?
Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine."
*Flashbacks to I am bread*
*Flashbacks to Pogostuck*
Flashbacks to I am fish
*Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*
He said that as soon I started reading this. XD
34:05
Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.”
*pogostuck has entered the chat*
*I Am Bread has entered the chat*
*Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*
*ben and ed have entered the chat*
*GIVE UP has entered the chat.*
*Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*
*VANISH has entered the chat*
OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙
43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out
Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg.
*Commence the PTSD*
😂🤣
Fr tho
Imagine being the patient hearing:
Wade: Remove the Stomach,
Bob: Ok I removed it
Wade: That was the large intestine
I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK
Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!"
Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."
Classic markiplier: HERB LORE
mark now : lore
What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.
Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo
At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator
@@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.
The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.
imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs
1:01:55
Ouch.
...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?
That would be actually horrifying.
One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open.
Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice
Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.
Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet.
So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.
You made me realize how long this video is
most surgeons: we need to save this man's life!
Mark: dUcK
*Duckie*
10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.
He will be forever missed:(
Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*
It?
@@Mcporkroast wdym “it”
*"Hm do one more"*
"Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.
Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”
You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh
No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂
Imagine having surgery and hearing something
Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol
As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.
mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets
bob: takes away mark's happyness
25:05
The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.
Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear:
“I’m trying to put the juice in!”
“Well hurry up!”
“Uh oh- he lost his other arm”
I would be terrified-
Also someone yelling secrets
That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.
Yes
me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?
"My name is Dr. Pamela-"
Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"
This is an amazing reference
But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.
God like reference
Only veterans remember :')
No one:
Not even doom guy:
Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed
That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome
Time>>??
@@brianmonticello5510 but mostly the doot doot
@@mailmaniac317 Lmao
@@brianmonticello55101:01:55 🙏 ik I’m two years late be grateful
Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !"
Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*
Rip ducky ducky
Rozark Dragon the ducks name is charles.
I'm waiting for Lixian to edit in like a jealous tiny box Tim reference.
Which SCP has this duck been recorded as?
Ah, the elusive anomalous duck
Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂
Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment
Legit
53:45
The weird thing about Mark using the skull.
Is that it actually works.
Like, on hit, breaks.
Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything.
I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.
Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.”
Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*
Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”
dude the best joke the whole time
Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,
@@-rin2836 lol. true true
Albino Spino you dont need to @ people
@@ramenveins9215 Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.
Mark: hates the character he's playing as
Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all
Default Hero
Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.
"Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)"
"Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
"Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
Razeluxe Meitzen how about no
With how much he hates character customization,
it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.
44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment
Mark:”THE BIRD-
Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD”
Mark:”-IS FREEEE”
Me:”oh”
AOT Manga Readers be like:.......... WTF
34:03
Mark: "I am bre-"
*Has PTSD*
What did he even say?
@@user-nh4sc2yl6e "YA SEE ITS NOT SO EASY!"
“Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital
Right
And in a prison
Indigo OH SHIT
58:20 wow three bottoms, well that's no fun
40:40
Me anytime Mark comes out with a new TH-cam series with his egos
Mark: "I thought that was his brain"
Wade: "he doesn't need that either"
Wade: "he's going to be a politician"
🦚🦚s🕊u🐓b🐾 t🐉o 🐬 m🐋e
Disturbed Orbit only thing is you both post fortnite
@@DisturbedOrbit let him be
Qell he's not wrong😂😂
@@DisturbedOrbit at first I thought they said "sub tome"
Mark: I thought that was his brain.
Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician.
Me: omfg
Whoa, straight fact...
Aha I heard that too haha 😂
* insert joke about how bad a political party is *
He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract
@@yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke
Lol there's so much tension between mark and Bob 🤣
Cis couples when they pop a confetti canon and the confetti is blue: 27:55
When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"?
I felt that.
Eyyyy
So did Matpat
me playing genshin
hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*
Was that the surgery of 87?!
mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time
And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs
Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice
666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨
Moh? Medal of honor?
@@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still
Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.
Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22
everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone,"
but like
imagine waking up during surgery in general
My dad has ✨done that✨
Yeah it happens
my absolute worst fear!
I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine
@@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd
Mark: "Alright there's no secret!"
Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY
wdymthere'snosecret?!
Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.
@@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?
Alien autopsy is from a shirt
@@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol
@@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao
"Can you play freebird?" "FREE THE BIRD!! THE BIRD IS FREE!!"
"Where is the donor heart?"
"On the floor, next to the bread"
Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado
Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole
Wade: okay!
This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you
You should be quoted on that.
lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.
Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage
I would question were they got the skull
@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...
Imagine waking up during surgery.
@@jaydenn3479 ...in general.
or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans
I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.
I love how when the actual lore in the dialogue came up they were talking
I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue
i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video
That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03
honestly i couldn't disagree XD
very subtle
Few ok politicians, but most of them are.... inexplicably dumb. XD
Oh my gosh, when Wade got stuck on the conveyor belt I was laughing so hard I couldn’t breathe XD
51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations
Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss.
Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.
Lol "Others"
Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes
I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.
Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game
Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++
"Build a Better Bob"
Bob: I find this o f f s e n s i v e-
Build a Bob Workshop
Jumpscares in horror games don’t get me but 16:07 literally made me toss my tablet across the couch
Bob and Wade: playing and healing Bob.
Mark: *L O R E*
I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*
yeah…
Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?
@@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...
@@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect
They shall achieve....
*t r a n s c e n d e n c e*
Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-"
Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬
ah good, someone else got it xD
jazz? ...yeahh...
What's the timestamp for that?
Naomi Cvengros 22:04
Just like mama used to make
And they never played it again, the end.
1:02:00 this is the face of pure joy
I love how Mark says stuff
"This is a tuhturial"
"Go into the rum"
He also says crowbar like, Crober
Which is adorable
**flashbacks to blunderboos**
he has a speech impediment-
@@z3v3n45 alright?
@@z3v3n45 um I don't think he does, that's just how he grew saying them, because his mom isn't perfect at english.
"anything that's not hand simulator is fine"
Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*
iv havethe golden pot in GOI
I have never seen anyone try that hard to become a werewolf
@brad mudbutton - Lmao 😂
I thought that was in pogostuck
And breaking his controller playing I am Bread
"You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!"
"3 bottoms? That's no fun!"
58:10
I'm crying 🤣🤣
This was exactly a year ago, and i'm still waiting for them to play it again
mark: “there’s other people named bob out there”
bob: “no there are not”
my dad: *stops existing*
Did your dad go out to get milk when you heard this sentence?
@@hydracobaron9013 no he just simply faded into the void
oof
my grandpas name is bob
There goes my favorite uncle that’s still living
For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol
Tiny Box Tim
Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.
Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game
@@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao
Companion Cube Effect
13:18 How Bob throws that trunk in the air and how his character poses is just so elegant😝
I love how mark just gets attached to anything he comes across and instantly makes it his friend lmao
When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.
Were u ok?
@Pokémon Champions laughter* :)
@@macncheesy0548 they died unfortunately
me to
me to
Mark by himself: actually gets things done right in an orderly manner
Mark with others: lmao *chop chop*
Are you sure about that?
Bro I feel that
12:00 when bob and wade join
Thanks past me
Thanks past me
Mark is for when you want someone to hilariously blunder their way to victory, Bob is there to meticulously succeed and Wade is there to try hard their way to a defeat as the lovable underdog. Together, they make one functional human being
I love how they were so obsessed with lore but were just ignoring the guy actually telling them the lore 😂
That is pure mark
@@mohammedjameel7669 yup, he got so obsessed with the lore he missed the actual lore...
Can you imagine if this was what every episode of Grey's Anatomy was like.
Secret doors make everything better.
It would be worth watching
The best fuckin show ever
I'd actually watch
i would actually take time to watch it
I love how they are “juicing their patients up”
mark screaming in agony after forgetting his ducky is the greatest loss ive ever seen in my entire life
34:06
Mark: “I am bread”
Me: *Vietnam Flashbacks*
Getting over it flashbacks.
41:50
"Wow, he believed me."
Absolute savage Mark got me cracking up 😂😂😂poor Wade
11:37 Mark slamming the cooler on the ground was HILARIOUS
Imagine going to a doctors office and mark, holding a rubber duck, gets catapulted into the lobby by a door
Bob: "Three bottoms? Well, that's no fun."
I mean, he's not wrong
Omg this killed me
Wait am I thinking of the right thing?
I mean, Mark’s a masochist, but I didn’t think he was a bottom too ...
@@hilbabe Hes a dom with Ethan
EngagingBus bottoms and subs are different things
"I don't know why I wanted to being the mallet." Well to play the ribcage like a xylophone, obviously.
...xylobone
I think he watches Cyanide and Happiness.
@@LittleBigSmoak_ yes
Like playing a KNIFE on an open RIBCAGE
24:59 the way Wade exits the room. 🤣
When you read the title as: WE ARE DOCTORS BUM BUM BA BUM BA ✨BUM✨
“I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”