WE'RE A DOCTOR!! | Surgeon Simulator 2

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  • Surgeon Simulator is finally BACK! And in this sequel time you can bring friends along to enhance the surgical experience!
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  • @techi9818
    @techi9818 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6208

    Mark: “LOOOOOOORE”
    Also Mark: * ignores all dialogue and story *

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      I wanna reply cause you need a higher reply to like ratio but I’m feeling unoriginal
      Forgive me

    • @resmiunnikrishnan2462
      @resmiunnikrishnan2462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@sharethevoix lol

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Resmi Unnikrishnan thank

    • @bruh69133
      @bruh69133 4 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      literally like arin hanson
      arin: I DONT NEED THIS FUCKIN TUTORIAL
      also arin: HOW THE FUCK DO I DO THIS
      we need a four horsemen of the lets players

    • @lee9156
      @lee9156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Can someone tell me what time stamp he screams lore? I want it for a clip

  • @jacquelynamcc
    @jacquelynamcc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8728

    Imagine waking up in surgery and hearing:
    "Where's the new heart?"
    - "on the floor next to the bread."

    • @bluetube767
      @bluetube767 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Um thats not possible

    • @c10v3r
      @c10v3r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

      I would know i made the right choice

    • @marksteel8813
      @marksteel8813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      copied

    • @MOH-ph3qm
      @MOH-ph3qm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      @@bluetube767 that's why it's a joke

    • @mackenziemurphy8026
      @mackenziemurphy8026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Blue Tube actually it is

  • @jen4965
    @jen4965 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7087

    I love how when they all came out of their rooms they each had something they had found. A fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck

    • @YuriAi974
      @YuriAi974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Lmao, they were making memories

    • @HalcyonSpirit141
      @HalcyonSpirit141 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      The Fruit Bowl
      , The Jello, and The Duck*

    • @rogueb1137
      @rogueb1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      @@HalcyonSpirit141The fruit bowl, the jello, and the duck*

    • @thatduck1900
      @thatduck1900 3 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      I did not consent to being in this video

    • @Just-A-Nemo
      @Just-A-Nemo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@thatduck1900 But now you're famous?

  • @thetableoflegend9814
    @thetableoflegend9814 3 ปีที่แล้ว +905

    I love how they all emerge from the tutorial carrying an item for non-specific reasons, and they get very concerned if they drop it.

  • @TonyTheTaco0830
    @TonyTheTaco0830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4236

    Imagine having surgery and hearing someone in the other room scream **”I FOUND THE AXE”**

    • @camerondon3712
      @camerondon3712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      I'd be a bit concerned.

    • @BamesNondHavingStronk
      @BamesNondHavingStronk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@camerondon3712 unless you're under the anesthesia or put to sleep

    • @chaoticunknown7317
      @chaoticunknown7317 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      The last thing you hear before you go under is "Okay, play the tutorial video"

    • @Krepticite
      @Krepticite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Imagine imagining.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      ...why are you expecting people to hear things during surgery?

  • @bugbear2357
    @bugbear2357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2526

    Mark: **falls over when pressing a button**
    Pam: *YOU'RE A NATURAL!*

  • @jdf3953
    @jdf3953 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3973

    Mark: "Anything that is not hand simulator is fine."
    *Flashbacks to I am bread*

    • @HATVAULT
      @HATVAULT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      *Flashbacks to Pogostuck*

    • @knightguy4030
      @knightguy4030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Flashbacks to I am fish

    • @squeakystool8910
      @squeakystool8910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      *Flashbacks to Manual Samuel*

    • @PlanetmanKevin
      @PlanetmanKevin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      He said that as soon I started reading this. XD

    • @alex_5830
      @alex_5830 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      34:05

  • @rileyb1823
    @rileyb1823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1709

    Bob: “Excuse me, _surgeon_ coming through” *proceeds to slam a leg onto the rib cage*

    • @scoot-scoot51341
      @scoot-scoot51341 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Ah yes, like any good surgeon lol 😂

  • @heyitz_delaney3451
    @heyitz_delaney3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1442

    Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
    Bob: *continues to smack the patient with their own leg*

    • @Mcporkroast
      @Mcporkroast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It?

    • @AEZAKM1
      @AEZAKM1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Mcporkroast wdym “it”

    • @nidhalsormali3051
      @nidhalsormali3051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *"Hm do one more"*

    • @marialena5660
      @marialena5660 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

  • @michaeljacksheeheen
    @michaeljacksheeheen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2809

    Mark, Bob, and Wade: *spends half the time trying to find lore/secrets*
    Also Mark, Bob, and Wade: *talks over the guy try to explain the story*

    • @Mr.KittensAndGibberish
      @Mr.KittensAndGibberish 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      We don't want lore.
      We want LORE.

    • @weldonwin
      @weldonwin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      This is just what they do. They don't so much play games as just fuck around in them

    • @GambinoTheGoat
      @GambinoTheGoat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Tyara Oliver wtf

    • @kingsaskue3947
      @kingsaskue3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rf

    • @kingsaskue3947
      @kingsaskue3947 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michaeljacksheeheen tg

  • @Kingofthenerds51
    @Kingofthenerds51 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5923

    Mark: hates the character he's playing as
    Also Mark: refuses to customize his character at all

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Default Hero

    • @pishposh3306
      @pishposh3306 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Maybe he hates his character so much that he neglects to give his character the beauty of being customized.

    • @razeluxemeitzen1933
      @razeluxemeitzen1933 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Save Channel (Khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"
      "Save Channel (khemia GenerationX)"

    • @dannyflintstone7003
      @dannyflintstone7003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Razeluxe Meitzen how about no

    • @captainrick4513
      @captainrick4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      With how much he hates character customization,
      it's a miracle he didn't just stick with the Steve skin on Minecraft.

  • @axowotlz
    @axowotlz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +410

    Wade and Bob: trying to break someone's ribs
    Mark: trying to find a duck and ends up ultimately finding a hatchet, the solution to all their problems

  • @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56
    @neoblaze72thekaijuhunter56 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4384

    Classic Markiplier: " Shut up nurse, I know what's best!"
    Markiplier Now: " Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor."

    • @myworld2243
      @myworld2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Classic markiplier: HERB LORE
      mark now : lore

    • @wolv0223
      @wolv0223 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      What I'm getting out of this is that Current Mark is just Classic Mark M.D.

    • @solarixstar
      @solarixstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Wolv022 classic Mark 2.0 now with doggo
      At least I don’t think Chica was around for the original surgeon simulator

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@solarixstar Yup, 2013 for Surgeon Simulator, 2015 for Chica.

    • @eliasfarias842
      @eliasfarias842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The Unus Annus Videos are making Mark More Depressed with each passing day.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1238

    Mark : " *YOU'RE COMING WITH ME* !"
    Also Mark : *forgets the anomalous duck 3 seconds later*

    • @totallyoriginalusername1791
      @totallyoriginalusername1791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rip ducky ducky

    • @nancyneyhart
      @nancyneyhart 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rozark Dragon the ducks name is charles.

    • @FistyMcBeefPunch
      @FistyMcBeefPunch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm waiting for Lixian to edit in like a jealous tiny box Tim reference.

    • @chip5892
      @chip5892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Which SCP has this duck been recorded as?

    • @handsoffmysushi
      @handsoffmysushi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, the elusive anomalous duck

  • @psychopanther578
    @psychopanther578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2539

    Mark: "anything thats not hand simulator is fine."
    *pogostuck music starts to play*

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Flash backs to Getting Over It

    • @MrJuicebox21
      @MrJuicebox21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      SirNukesAlot flash back to I am Bread rage moments

    • @j.dpost-mortem9115
      @j.dpost-mortem9115 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @luclasher1866
      @luclasher1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Welcome back to Pogover it with Bennet Foddy

    • @Sereomontis
      @Sereomontis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@luclasher1866 Getting Pogostuck over it with I Am Breadet Foddy.

  • @TheRealChrisTDH
    @TheRealChrisTDH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +394

    I love that Mark actually sounded genuinely upset when he thought Bob and Wade moved the duck

  • @aj_814
    @aj_814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4168

    mark using moh's hardness scale to explain why he's hitting the patient with a skull is possibly one of my favorite youtube moments of all time

    • @LonelyMarshtomp
      @LonelyMarshtomp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      And the fact it seemed to work because he did a beautiful job of removing those ribs

    • @sleepykittyH
      @sleepykittyH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Original comments are rarer than the hay used to be. This is nice

    • @Yuki.chan33
      @Yuki.chan33 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      666 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚𝙨

    • @hadesrealm794
      @hadesrealm794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Moh? Medal of honor?

    • @saltydinonuggies1841
      @saltydinonuggies1841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      @@hadesrealm794 no Mohs hardness scale. It determines what rocks will break other rocks, and how easy it is to scratch said rocks. It’s not a bone thing but still

  • @alaina5222
    @alaina5222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6466

    Sitting in the waiting room and suddenly you hear:
    “I’m trying to put the juice in!”
    “Well hurry up!”
    “Uh oh- he lost his other arm”

    • @brrobinn
      @brrobinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I would be terrified-

    • @dellarae9288
      @dellarae9288 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Also someone yelling secrets

    • @monipow7020
      @monipow7020 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

      That one scene in “Finding Nemo” in the dentists office.

    • @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx
      @JonathanMartinez-xp1xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Yes

    • @red-pm1lg
      @red-pm1lg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      me: well i’m just fucked aren’t i?

  • @ameliaburke3631
    @ameliaburke3631 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1488

    Imagine waking up during surgery and seeing your doctor slamming a skull into your ribcage

    • @NTF469
      @NTF469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      I would question were they got the skull

    • @ameliaburke3631
      @ameliaburke3631 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      ​@@NTF469 wait, hold up something doesn't seem right here...

    • @jaydenn3479
      @jaydenn3479 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Imagine waking up during surgery.

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jaydenn3479 ...in general.

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne ปีที่แล้ว

      or seeing them grab a chair and violently smashing it against your exposed ribcage while making fake groans

  • @HunyBee-q6f
    @HunyBee-q6f 2 ปีที่แล้ว +470

    Mark: *puts lung right on top of the other lung and it's practically sticking out*
    The speaker lady: " *beautifully done.* "

    • @whitehom
      @whitehom 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      truly a masterpiece,,

  • @biguwubill
    @biguwubill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1871

    I love how this is basically “hand simulator but better” to Mark

    • @xxdiamond345xx3
      @xxdiamond345xx3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It’s quite likely you have no desire to become rich or famous. Or maybe you do. Or maybe you want lots of money, but no fame. If this is the case, then you and me are a bit alike. On a different note, let’s talk about video games. Everyone loves them. Maybe your parents do too. Maybe they don’t. Well, I can tell you right now that my parents are not a big fan of gaming. I spent a large portion of my life playing video games all day... until my life took a turn for the worse. I was put in foster care and moved from house to house to house. Then one day, 5 years later, I was adopted. One of the happiest moments of my life. Long story short, they think I am immature. They despise online gaming, which is something I absolutely love. I would like to prove them wrong by becoming a successful, self made person. That is why I would like you to subscribe to my TH-cam channel. I am asking you for nothing more. If you would like me to explain why I want you to do so, then so be it. My old Xbox is breaking. The fan has stopped working, and frequently crashes. The new Xbox Series X is something I’ve been eyeing for a while now. It will be released to the public on “Holiday 2020” which is before or on Christmas. I would like to show my parents that I have indeed reached the level of maturity they requested. I would also like to make some money on the side. Who wouldn’t? I don’t have the slightest idea who you are, and we have not seen each other in real life. This does not matter, though. Honestly, I don’t know why I wrote that. If you have decided to read this far into my essay, then I congratulate your efforts. I would most definitely send you a thank you letter, but perhaps you would not like to give me your address. This is understandable. Okay, I think I need to stop. Let’s pause for a second, and take a deep breath. If you would like to read this last bit, then keep reading. If you would not like to, then honor your own wishes and do so. I would like you to subscribe to my TH-cam channel. I have given you adequate reason to consider it, but if you disagree, then please pretend that I never wrote this comment. Whatever you choose, I would like you to have a nice day and be positive to other people. Even a “hello” or a “thank you” can make a difference in a person’s entire day. Thank you for reading this. Goodbye, fellow TH-camr.

    • @gripghoulshorts2503
      @gripghoulshorts2503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah Mark is a goodest inspiration for why I made it my TH-cam channel *and the fact they always listen to fans is the reason I give daily shout outs* 👌🏼❤ (apology if it's bad english)

    • @EvanThGa
      @EvanThGa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Purveyor wow a whole essay much?

    • @bruhbruh6886
      @bruhbruh6886 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      it really looks like it

    • @ivymoore8482
      @ivymoore8482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well surgeon simulator was hand simulator before hand simulator was a thing.😌

  • @aishikmukherjee1623
    @aishikmukherjee1623 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2149

    Mark: "Hey guys, I found a secret"
    Bob: *It's free real estate*

    • @rylenstuffsv2
      @rylenstuffsv2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love this so much

    • @mistamidas8587
      @mistamidas8587 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Your comment is great. What Bob was doing was abnoxious as fuck

    • @PinkyGreen_Tea
      @PinkyGreen_Tea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂

    • @aisutistoto5771
      @aisutistoto5771 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mistamidas8587 i agree, he was so annoying.

    • @FreedomHawkActual
      @FreedomHawkActual 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob made it really difficult to watch the first half of the video

  • @dimaaa4059
    @dimaaa4059 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1919

    imagine waking up in the middle of a surgery and seeing the surgeon playing xylophone with your ribs
    1:01:55

    • @caipingcui7594
      @caipingcui7594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      ...do you mean from the surgeons perspective or the patients?

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      That would be actually horrifying.
      One, you wake up during surgery with your chest open.
      Two, they’re slapping your ribs with a musical instrument and repeating “doink doink doink” in a silly voice
      Three, you can’t run away cause your chest is split open and you’d probably die before you made it out without a ridiculously massive iv being carted behind you.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Student Richard Keck well, I don’t know about you, but in my country we have freedom of speech, so I don’t need anybody’s permission, especially not that of a random person on the internet.
      So your question is irrelevant and imbecilic. So are you.

    • @Angie-iv9fm
      @Angie-iv9fm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You made me realize how long this video is

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Student Richard Keck Oh. Sorry. I didn’t mean to be offensive. Just wanted to defend my point. I can be a bit quick to action sometimes. My apologies.

  • @crazayhounddog
    @crazayhounddog 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    43:12 imagine going into a square hole that your friends trap you in, then shoving a perfectly sized box in the opening to prevent you from getting out

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5639

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"

    • @Ryomiko
      @Ryomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ha

    • @Ryomiko
      @Ryomiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Kelsey Willhoite what famous

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Kelsey Willhoite hiiii x.

    • @KeyEpic
      @KeyEpic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Kelsey Willhoite hey, have a laugh at my podcasts, Love you...

    • @FordoTheKiller
      @FordoTheKiller 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm as confused as Mark was

  • @interstellarkitten6487
    @interstellarkitten6487 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7687

    I love how the title is “we’re a doctor”. Not, “we are doctors”. No, with our powers combined, *we are one doctor!!!*

    • @loganngillespie
      @loganngillespie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      yeah…

    • @jellysquishfish4685
      @jellysquishfish4685 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Last I checked we’re = we are ? So it is we are doctors?

    • @jinxlyn4327
      @jinxlyn4327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +216

      @@jellysquishfish4685 it would still be “We are a doctor”...

    • @kayleigh8793
      @kayleigh8793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      @@jellysquishfish4685 "we're a doctor" would still translate into "we are a doctor"..so no...you're incorrect

    • @strs1nmyeyes
      @strs1nmyeyes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

  • @stephanieborah4388
    @stephanieborah4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +435

    Imagine having your surgery delayed because the doctors are to busy reenacting the cask of amontillado

    • @stephanieborah4388
      @stephanieborah4388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Mark and Bob: hey, we've got a nice chunk of lore in this conveyor belt hole
      Wade: okay!

    • @mitspeithetc
      @mitspeithetc 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      This is one of the best things I've read all day thank you

    • @PinaaaColaaa
      @PinaaaColaaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You should be quoted on that.

    • @DaDerpyCarrot
      @DaDerpyCarrot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lmao, if they let me see a video of it, worth.

  • @SilentReaperOFC
    @SilentReaperOFC 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    Never before have I been so keenly aware of the way Mark says “tur-tur-i-url.”

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Mark: Sees "I am Bread" Easter egg.
    *Commence the PTSD*

  • @Scythian046
    @Scythian046 4 ปีที่แล้ว +708

    "My name is Dr. Pamela-"
    Mark: "SHUT UP, NURSE!"

    • @redddherring8585
      @redddherring8585 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is an amazing reference

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      But this time it's SHUT UP DOCTOR. The nurse had enough of Dr. Mark's crap and got an M.D.

    • @isaiah_w
      @isaiah_w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God like reference

    • @nurinominaka4369
      @nurinominaka4369 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Only veterans remember :')

  • @happycakes8469
    @happycakes8469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21303

    Imagine having surgery and hearing “it’s probably fine”

    • @munch8399
      @munch8399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2440

      You should probably be concerned that you're hearing _anything_ during surgery tbh

    • @p4ul206
      @p4ul206 4 ปีที่แล้ว +377

      No.....I can't end like this 😂😂😂

    • @arianabowers6630
      @arianabowers6630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +752

      Imagine having surgery and hearing something

    • @jaysonhayes7732
      @jaysonhayes7732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +570

      Well then you've got two things to worry about! You either woke up from the anesthesia or are experiencing anesthesia awareness, and something is probably wrong and definitely NOT fine lol

    • @kevinj12345
      @kevinj12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +391

      As someone who has been in many surgeries, you may not want to know how often a phrase like that one is said.

  • @Marchpisces2004
    @Marchpisces2004 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2401

    Mark: “Anything that’s NOT Hand Simulator is fine.”
    *pogostuck has entered the chat*
    *I Am Bread has entered the chat*
    *Bennett Foddy has entered the chat*

    • @Gorfld
      @Gorfld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      *ben and ed have entered the chat*

    • @isaacthelad496
      @isaacthelad496 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      *GIVE UP has entered the chat.*

    • @mindsandmirrors5106
      @mindsandmirrors5106 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      *Welcome to the Game II has entered the chat.*

    • @ellisvives
      @ellisvives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      *VANISH has entered the chat*

    • @FreakishFiend
      @FreakishFiend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      OctoDad has entered the chat 🐙

  • @benji_949
    @benji_949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +425

    “Why am I ripping off his legs?” One of the scariest things you could hear in the hospital

  • @agurk
    @agurk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    mark: "lets play the actual game"
    bob: **starts hitting their ribs with a chair**

  • @owlxle4794
    @owlxle4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    When Mark said "Lore? LORE? LORE LORE??"?
    I felt that.

    • @loresoong6626
      @loresoong6626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Eyyyy

    • @haydencottrell2802
      @haydencottrell2802 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      So did Matpat

    • @swagmeister3000
      @swagmeister3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me playing genshin

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hmm also meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*sorry*

    • @argos_lucien
      @argos_lucien ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Was that the surgery of 87?!

  • @NWMprodutions1638
    @NWMprodutions1638 3 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    most surgeons: we need to save this man's life!
    Mark: dUcK

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      *Duckie*

  • @kaf-smif
    @kaf-smif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6367

    mark: “there’s other people named bob out there”
    bob: “no there are not”
    my dad: *stops existing*

    • @hydracobaron9013
      @hydracobaron9013 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      Did your dad go out to get milk when you heard this sentence?

    • @kaf-smif
      @kaf-smif 4 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      @@hydracobaron9013 no he just simply faded into the void

    • @notdoc149
      @notdoc149 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      oof

    • @briannaheartsdilfs
      @briannaheartsdilfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      my grandpas name is bob

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      There goes my favorite uncle that’s still living

  • @kodavaccaro1583
    @kodavaccaro1583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9951

    Are we just going to ignore that wade said “he doesn’t need a brain, he’s going to be a politician”

    • @rogersoftboy8134
      @rogersoftboy8134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +628

      dude the best joke the whole time

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +552

      Dogdorrable 👁👄👁 lets be honest though,,,, it’s more a fact than joke,,,,

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @@-rin2836 lol. true true

    • @ramenveins
      @ramenveins 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Albino Spino you dont need to @ people

    • @albinospino3089
      @albinospino3089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      @@ramenveins Good for you bud. I don't really think anyone but you really cares. Let that be the end of that.

  • @vetrfreyja4891
    @vetrfreyja4891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +844

    Markiplier: "Let me play you a little diddy-"
    Ethan: 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬

  • @anonyscott
    @anonyscott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Imagine being the patient hearing:
    Wade: Remove the Stomach,
    Bob: Ok I removed it
    Wade: That was the large intestine

  • @loki4807
    @loki4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2922

    the avatars expressions
    wade: surprised
    Bob: out raged
    Mark: very sad
    Edit: NINE MOTHERS OF HEIMDALL! That's a lotta likes.

    • @Shad0t1x
      @Shad0t1x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Viewers: Happy

    • @loki4807
      @loki4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Shad0t1x nice

    • @jessicovers69420
      @jessicovers69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@loki4807 * slurps * * pops lips * noice

    • @thesirenaspen
      @thesirenaspen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      hotel: trivago
      sorry, dead meme. i couldn’t resist tho

    • @richardtingler3769
      @richardtingler3769 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@thesirenaspen Beat me to it dammit xD

  • @laughwliz
    @laughwliz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +447

    41:50
    "Wow, he believed me."
    Absolute savage Mark got me cracking up 😂😂😂poor Wade

  • @urboi2045
    @urboi2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    Mark bringing his ducky with him on operations is like a kid bringing a toy to kindergarten 😂

    • @lowheadvarney158
      @lowheadvarney158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Also Mark: loses his duck and recreates a Tiny box Tim moment

    • @kaitkat3034
      @kaitkat3034 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Legit

  • @chumz80hd
    @chumz80hd 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love anytime Mark tries to find something and both of them just get in front of him like "oh I found a secret" KEWK

  • @sydmartinez6551
    @sydmartinez6551 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    is no one gonna talk about the “3 bottoms! well that’s no fun!” cuz i think that was the most accurate and funny thing in the whole video

    • @vancesummers422
      @vancesummers422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That part literally made me pause the video to laugh 🤣

    • @oats8854
      @oats8854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      timestamp?

    • @SammyBoy2001
      @SammyBoy2001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@oats8854 58:20

    • @jaideimpaula
      @jaideimpaula ปีที่แล้ว

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂😂 “u can’t have two on top u gotta have two bottoms”

  • @astra1584
    @astra1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +234

    That subtle comment that wade made is the greatest. “He doesn’t need it(brain), he is going to be a politician. 30:03

    • @jxderin
      @jxderin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      honestly i couldn't disagree XD

    • @willbe3043
      @willbe3043 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      very subtle

    • @astra1584
      @astra1584 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Few ok politicians, but most of them are.... inexplicably dumb. XD

  • @thebirdnerd
    @thebirdnerd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    “I wasn’t trying to get the heart, I was trying to cut off all the limbs.”

  • @iohsmdiglomdrn
    @iohsmdiglomdrn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    10:33 there's actually a glisten in Mark's eyes; he looks like he's crying. May Rubber Duck rest in peace.

    • @WRLDOfSad
      @WRLDOfSad 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      He will be forever missed:(

  • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
    @unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    Game: Use the scalpel when removing organs to minimize blood loss.
    Mark, Bob, and Others: No, I don't think I will.

    • @eye2hakimiprogamer23
      @eye2hakimiprogamer23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lol "Others"

    • @Rachel98246
      @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Eye2Hakimi ProGamer I think it’s a reference to one of the GTFO episodes

    • @unofficialsliceofbread6461
      @unofficialsliceofbread6461 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I don't remember where I saw it, it might've been Gtfo. It was however a funny thought I had halfway through the comment that I remembered from one of the episodes.

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Chicken Permission I thought he just meant other youtubers who had done the game

    • @neryn-2924
      @neryn-2924 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Game: Alright. Fair enough. A++

  • @Breadful1
    @Breadful1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    Mark: "Alright there's no secret!"
    Also mark: literally holding a book titled ALIEN AUTOPSY
    wdymthere'snosecret?!

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Did mark even ever get to the secret alien level in the first game? I cant remember.

    • @khamiwilliams6263
      @khamiwilliams6263 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice in the first game?

    • @cityskies1792
      @cityskies1792 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Alien autopsy is from a shirt

    • @MaxerV19
      @MaxerV19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@NotAllCatsAreNice the alien autopsy is what made him hate the original surgeon simulator lol

    • @NotAllCatsAreNice
      @NotAllCatsAreNice 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@MaxerV19 i don't remember things well. I can't remember what I had for breakfast lmao

  • @deeformed2475
    @deeformed2475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    Mark: Dislocates arm and removes spine to hit a button
    Computer: *Excellent* *button* *pressing* ...YoU’rE a NaTuRaL

    • @kmcullen10
      @kmcullen10 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Bob: “ExCUSE me, surgeon coming through.”
      Bob: continues to smack the patient with their own leg

  • @ladybug-lover9970
    @ladybug-lover9970 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    25:05
    The way Wade turned around like he'd waited his whole life for this moment.

    • @Rainbowkitten0
      @Rainbowkitten0 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That was so funny 😂😂😂😂

  • @DanielTheAmbassador
    @DanielTheAmbassador 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    "It's gonna be okay Mark.."
    The guy: "My name isn't Mark?"
    Markiplier: "I know I was talking to myself.."

  • @lucasblake4774
    @lucasblake4774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2962

    For some odd reason mark has to be freinds with a random object in literally every game were you can grab stuff lol

    • @confederateghst4362
      @confederateghst4362 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Tiny Box Tim

    • @KingDerpy13
      @KingDerpy13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Everyone will remember Tiny Box Tim. Everyone.

    • @_stoops
      @_stoops 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Ikr lmaoo he just picks a random object that speaks to him and carries it around all game

    • @denisteele9895
      @denisteele9895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@KingDerpy13 I really wanna go binge his amnesia series again now.. lmao

    • @Jarjarvideos
      @Jarjarvideos 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Companion Cube Effect

  • @laughableInflection
    @laughableInflection 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

    Mark: * finds a ribcage and a mallet * so anyway, here's wonderwall

  • @BARREL999
    @BARREL999 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    mark: finally feels good about himself for finding secrets
    bob: takes away mark's happyness

  • @jamsdrawss
    @jamsdrawss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +779

    Bob: "Are you arm daddy?"
    Mark: "...𝙬 𝙝 𝙖 𝙩?"
    [ I loved that part lmfao 😂 ]

    • @tnm8204
      @tnm8204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      haha

    • @trololofaceten2593
      @trololofaceten2593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I didn’t notice that part, which kinda implies that I’m so used to their bullshit that my mind instinctively chooses not to scan it

    • @TheRealItsoofer
      @TheRealItsoofer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think these bots want you to open their canal.

    • @Mecal21
      @Mecal21 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Of course YOU did...

    • @karmageddon9047
      @karmageddon9047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      t... time stamp?

  • @mlux2406
    @mlux2406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Love how they’re A doctor. Like, they know that all three of them TOGETHER is ONE doctor.

  • @thegoose3139
    @thegoose3139 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    29:29
    Bob: how's he doing Wade
    Wade:Great
    Bob:I mean how am I doing
    Wade:Great
    Markiplier:How are we doing
    Wade: Great
    *Excellent answers Wade*

  • @ICUPcomedygold
    @ICUPcomedygold ปีที่แล้ว +10

    51:51 I too have a great great grandfather who was a surgeon, Wade, and I agree that this is ample qualification to partake in open heart surgeries and other high risk operations

  • @KiraAsakura14
    @KiraAsakura14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +249

    Mark: **Sees Duck**
    Mark: **Violent Convulsions and Mallet PTSD**

  • @citriink
    @citriink 4 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    I like how they were chanting “LORE” but also missed all of the dialogue

    • @lucillechiklak5168
      @lucillechiklak5168 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i too missed the dialogue. now i have to rewatch this video

  • @thekeeperofsecrets9680
    @thekeeperofsecrets9680 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    "Remember, when you rip off an appendage, Bob will bleed out very quickly."
    "... So why am I ripping off his legs?"
    Favorite quote so far

  • @japbstudios
    @japbstudios 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    53:45
    The weird thing about Mark using the skull.
    Is that it actually works.
    Like, on hit, breaks.
    Bob was using all sorts of stuff that didn't do anything.
    I still wonder why he didn't get the hammer though.

  • @aviationmanc1729
    @aviationmanc1729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +385

    Being pulled away from surgery*
    Nurse:
    “ Does he need this lung?”

  • @conmur04
    @conmur04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +137

    The guys: “pound through the door shouting” Bob: “I’ve been expecting you”

  • @madditate5244
    @madditate5244 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1411

    mark: *ignoring everyone and searches through cupboards*
    mark: *finds his xylophone stick looking thing* there it is
    mark: *continues playing like nothing happened*

    • @lime_8547
      @lime_8547 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I love this comment so much it brings me so much serotonin

    • @flyguy3440
      @flyguy3440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      love it

    • @MH-hh6uz
      @MH-hh6uz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think it was called a mallet!

    • @r.i.p.plegaming2327
      @r.i.p.plegaming2327 ปีที่แล้ว

      I made this comment achieve 1000 and exactly 1 0 0 0 likes and I just mentioned it for nothing but giggle and shits

    • @that_w3irdk1d
      @that_w3irdk1d ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@MH-hh6uzit is!!

  • @mailmaniac317
    @mailmaniac317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    That part where mark is playing the xylophone ribs is honestly so wholesome

    • @brianmonticello5510
      @brianmonticello5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Time>>??

    • @mailmaniac317
      @mailmaniac317 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@brianmonticello5510 but mostly the doot doot

    • @brianmonticello5510
      @brianmonticello5510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mailmaniac317 Lmao

    • @PhineasFerb001
      @PhineasFerb001 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@brianmonticello55101:01:55 🙏 ik I’m two years late be grateful

  • @nxa-yezwikhumalo8917
    @nxa-yezwikhumalo8917 4 ปีที่แล้ว +355

    *takes duck *
    Mark: this is my friend now
    Tiny box Tim: *sad box noises*

    • @Pancakeli
      @Pancakeli 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Friendship with Tiny Box Tim ended, Rubber Duck is new best friend

    • @heathslayer6281
      @heathslayer6281 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Dont forget Forest Burns

    • @Kadeo-ms6qw
      @Kadeo-ms6qw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Anyone else remember mar mar Matilda?

    • @kittipotatoart3420
      @kittipotatoart3420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@heathslayer6281 he's dead at the bottom of a ravine. Remember? Mark had to move on u-u

  • @liap7815
    @liap7815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    I really appreciate Wade warning us who have epilepsy, this really relieves me because nobody ever warns me when they do gameplays and then I get freaked out

    • @FloweryCaptain
      @FloweryCaptain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Seriously. That flash warning was 100% warranted. Barely made it past 16:00 before having to put my phone down.

    • @saucesaucesaucesauce1380
      @saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      idk who you watch but everyone i know of addresses epileptic-sensitive shit

  • @skycook2812
    @skycook2812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Mark by himself: actually gets things done right in an orderly manner
    Mark with others: lmao *chop chop*

    • @Krepticite
      @Krepticite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you sure about that?

    • @shansheep8292
      @shansheep8292 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Bro I feel that

  • @IKFKSwitch
    @IKFKSwitch 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how, when you three finally met up after the tutorials, you each had independently chosen your own favorite object to carry around for no reason.

  • @sneakie_kat
    @sneakie_kat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    "Build a Better Bob"
    Bob: I find this o f f s e n s i v e-

  • @WholeWheetBread
    @WholeWheetBread 4 ปีที่แล้ว +448

    "I don't know why I wanted to being the mallet." Well to play the ribcage like a xylophone, obviously.

    • @sentrydraws25
      @sentrydraws25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      ...xylobone

    • @LittleBigSmoak_
      @LittleBigSmoak_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think he watches Cyanide and Happiness.

    • @otteraffs58
      @otteraffs58 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@LittleBigSmoak_ yes

    • @litsaja8426
      @litsaja8426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Like playing a KNIFE on an open RIBCAGE

  • @lilyflare2
    @lilyflare2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +659

    When they blocked him in the conveyor belt with the box, I laughed so hard, I had to use my inhaler.

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Were u ok?

    • @macncheesy0548
      @macncheesy0548 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Pokémon Champions laughter* :)

    • @andymiller1597
      @andymiller1597 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@macncheesy0548 they died unfortunately

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

    • @Toadbup.
      @Toadbup. 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      me to

  • @samfinkjensen
    @samfinkjensen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    44:55 bob’s strategy of getting the ribs open is so fucking funny, underrated moment

  • @timelordoftherings2222
    @timelordoftherings2222 4 ปีที่แล้ว +325

    Bob: "Are you in the Lore Door?"
    Me: Huh, Tolkien never wrote about that place.

    • @sealogic4552
      @sealogic4552 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s in the extended edition of the Silmarillion

  • @willduderino6130
    @willduderino6130 4 ปีที่แล้ว +484

    Mark: "I have nothing against nurses"
    Also mark (2013): "SHUT UP NURSE!! I KNOW WHATS BEST!!!"

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I think he quit doing the joke because it got repetitive and because no one can take a joke anymore

    • @beanboy9029
      @beanboy9029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@guilhermehank4938 no

    • @thevioletskull8158
      @thevioletskull8158 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Never forgive and forget.

    • @4spades444
      @4spades444 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      would anyone considerchecking my channel??

    • @jinari1509
      @jinari1509 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@4spades444 no

  • @alexthetiger7806
    @alexthetiger7806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    Mark: "Shut up nurse, I'm a doctor"
    Me and probably everyone else: He said the thing!!

    • @RJ_Productions316
      @RJ_Productions316 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Sugarbear its an old reference to Mark's playthrough of the first Surgeon Simulator

    • @hanezutchins2786
      @hanezutchins2786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Shut up nurse! I know what's best!!"

  • @fireballflamingo8838
    @fireballflamingo8838 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Devs watching: “I wonder how well these pro gamers will be able to perform surgery in our game.”
    Pro gamers:: *locking wade in conveyor belt hell*

  • @finnburacchio9471
    @finnburacchio9471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    The I Am Bread on the eye chart....the multiple random peices of bread hidden...it can only mean one thingggg
    LOREEEEE!!!!!

  • @KenTJY
    @KenTJY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    I've watched the full "3 peens in a pod Podcast" for this one, but my oh my, having Lixian to edit out one entire hour is purely insane work, even if most are not edited...
    You have to give credits to Lixian.

    • @kellalizard
      @kellalizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I literally had no idea this even existed. I'm devastated I missed out on all this goodness. I love a Mark/Wade/Bob video. I don't do discord or twitch, is that why I've missed these streams?

    • @mrlitbottoms6968
      @mrlitbottoms6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@kellalizard yeah 3 peens is on twitch

    • @Olivia-xw4cj
      @Olivia-xw4cj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It was more like half an hour, but agreed! The podcast is great and also Lixian is the best

    • @kellalizard
      @kellalizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mrlitbottoms6968 Thanks :) How does Mark have ANY time between all these projects? Haha

    • @JaneDoeValentine
      @JaneDoeValentine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Kellalizard I think he just live-streams his games and then that’ll be his new upload for the day. Not all of them obviously, but the ones with Wade and Bobs are usually edited streams now

  • @leahsutherland1664
    @leahsutherland1664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    Mark: *calm* shut up, nurse
    Bob and Wade: *unease*
    Mark: *calm* high fives all around
    Me: *unease*

    • @ted4049
      @ted4049 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RITA 25 y.o , I WANT SЕЕХ !!!! OPEN MY VIDEO !!!! Please don’t because that could have been a young child. People like you is what’s wrong with humanity

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ted4049 Did they actually delete their comment? Are they actually human? Do they actually have a conscience?

    • @tobrayatlas4210
      @tobrayatlas4210 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ronmathewjoe youtube may have removed it for violating tos

    • @ronmathewjoe
      @ronmathewjoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tobrayatlas4210 yeah I just realized that now

  • @starwarsinfo5378
    @starwarsinfo5378 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    No one:
    Not even doom guy:
    Surgery sim: Rip and tear until he is healed

  • @mtrr07
    @mtrr07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3782

    everyone's talking abt "imagine waking up during surgery and seeing the surgeon using your ribs as a xylophone,"
    but like
    imagine waking up during surgery in general

    • @brishanmorgan3791
      @brishanmorgan3791 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      My dad has ✨done that✨

    • @feveredmilk1464
      @feveredmilk1464 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Yeah it happens

    • @maeserr
      @maeserr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      my absolute worst fear!

    • @hunterglaspell5580
      @hunterglaspell5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +185

      I did it during jaw surgery. The head surgeon was yelling at everyone so I’m sure it was fine

    • @mtrr07
      @mtrr07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@hunterglaspell5580 LMAOO oh my goodddd

  • @crest3979
    @crest3979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    "anything that's not hand simulator is fine"
    Me: *remembers him throwing he's chair because of getting over it*

    • @step2814
      @step2814 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      iv havethe golden pot in GOI

    • @bradmudbutton6180
      @bradmudbutton6180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have never seen anyone try that hard to become a werewolf

    • @lunar_memories9981
      @lunar_memories9981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @brad mudbutton - Lmao 😂

    • @potatotomato7025
      @potatotomato7025 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I thought that was in pogostuck

    • @peanutbuttercookies84
      @peanutbuttercookies84 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      And breaking his controller playing I am Bread

  • @ryanarnason2398
    @ryanarnason2398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Mark whispering "Lore" has the same energy as
    *Pipe Club!*

    • @lemon_squeezed
      @lemon_squeezed 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I literally JUST got done watching that too LMAOOO

  • @jacklovell5389
    @jacklovell5389 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Imagine having surgery, and in the room beside you, you just hear grunting and the sound of a wooden chair smashing into someone's ribs.

  • @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm
    @SeRgEaNt_RaNdOm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    Oh my god, the part where Wade was stuck on the conveyor belt was the funniest shit I've seen in ages

    • @gingeh1
      @gingeh1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      SeRgEaNt RaNdOm I wish they just kept him there

    • @remizu2901
      @remizu2901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not mine I burst out laughing when he slapped him with a axe

  • @Death0451
    @Death0451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +322

    Patient: When is my doctor gonna be here?
    **Meanwhile**
    Mark: Oooo **duckie.**

    • @SpaceCat7642
      @SpaceCat7642 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I also called them duckie as a kid. Still do

  • @rlharveson
    @rlharveson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    34:03
    Mark: "I am bre-"
    *Has PTSD*

    • @Valk_The_Viewer
      @Valk_The_Viewer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      What did he even say?

    • @ThunderBlunt139
      @ThunderBlunt139 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Valk_The_Viewer "YA SEE ITS NOT SO EASY!"

  • @Realm_Walker-1259
    @Realm_Walker-1259 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Mark:”THE BIRD-
    Me:”BIRD IS THE WORD”
    Mark:”-IS FREEEE”
    Me:”oh”

    • @junmarcbacani7827
      @junmarcbacani7827 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      AOT Manga Readers be like:.......... WTF

  • @itsfrickinjax
    @itsfrickinjax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3650

    Mark: I thought that was his brain.
    Wade: He doesn't need that anyway. He's gonna be a politician.
    Me: omfg

    • @mrifat13
      @mrifat13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      Whoa, straight fact...

    • @hellothere4018
      @hellothere4018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Aha I heard that too haha 😂

    • @TheDiloEmpire
      @TheDiloEmpire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      * insert joke about how bad a political party is *

    • @Yeetus123
      @Yeetus123 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      He dont need one if hes gonna be a democract

    • @addy5300
      @addy5300 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Yeetus123 okay but wade most likely meant the republican party when he made that joke

  • @JomarAF
    @JomarAF 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    Intercom: *explains the surgery*
    Mark: "Ooh, a baby. What are we doing again?"

  • @maxman1602
    @maxman1602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    "Narcissism and The Mustache" sounds like a sitcom.

    • @gwenculver1040
      @gwenculver1040 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Low key I’d watch it

    • @peterdaxon8558
      @peterdaxon8558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Starring Markiplier and Wilford Warfstache

    • @mindseternal1
      @mindseternal1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Sounds like it would be on Adult Swim.

    • @alexfernandez0504
      @alexfernandez0504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@peterdaxon8558 Starring Actor Mark and Wilford Warfstache

    • @skadaaskadeen
      @skadaaskadeen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@alexfernandez0504 Isn't Markiplier an actor while Mark E. F. is just another guy?

  • @vancesummers422
    @vancesummers422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "You can't have two on top, thats not how it works, you gotta have 2 bottoms!"
    "3 bottoms? That's no fun!"
    58:10
    I'm crying 🤣🤣

  • @Nachosbroheem
    @Nachosbroheem 4 ปีที่แล้ว +299

    "You're not that bad Mark, stop being so hard on yourself"
    Mark: p a i n
    Bob: *laughs in hon hon baguette*

  • @axelvids893
    @axelvids893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +211

    “Excuse me, SURGEON coming through.” Wildly flailing a severed leg around

    • @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807
      @thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Imagine how stupid that would be if that happened for real.. id definetely die laughing.
      What the fuck is wrong with me

    • @nikkiofthevalley
      @nikkiofthevalley 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 everything possible.

    • @follower4317
      @follower4317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807 when your on the table tho

  • @csheaenthusiast
    @csheaenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +761

    Markiplier: "Lore."
    Me: "FNAF does strange things to ya."

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Ah, FNAF, a "lore" game with profound rigorous twists and deep intricate characters, truly a lore lovers cup of tea.

    • @sharethevoix
      @sharethevoix 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bleys McNutt not all stories are as readily apparent as one another. The fun of FNaF is in the secrecy.

    • @bleysmcnutt5500
      @bleysmcnutt5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@sharethevoix Or lack of lore altogether.

    • @kungolaf4499
      @kungolaf4499 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@bleysmcnutt5500 The thing with FNAF is that back when there was only two games the story, timeline and events made perfect sense. When the third one came out, the story had a middle and beginning and an ending and the only major question mark was Springtrap's birthtime (I actually majorily disagreed with MatPat back in April of 2015 since I remember distincly knowing couple of facts that proved that his placement could not be true). Then after FNAF 4, nobody understood anything about anything and Sister Location and all of those just atarted adding pieces without the original being even complete (1-3).
      There were 24 puzzle pieces built and one laying on the table (1-3). Now there are 52 puzzle pieces built and 76 lying on the table (1-8). _We were on the verge of greatness, we were this close..._

    • @dianaelise8693
      @dianaelise8693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      literally thought the same thing

  • @Emmad172
    @Emmad172 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Wade’s casual “oh hey bread!” Made me laugh 44:22