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  • @gravityyt5904
    @gravityyt5904 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5976

    •watches grown man yell at his hands•
    *CONTENT*

    • @valen8885
      @valen8885 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I'll be your 666th like

    • @connordonnor8875
      @connordonnor8875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      No no no QUALITY content

    • @dangererodingcliffedge9106
      @dangererodingcliffedge9106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Gravity YT that is hilariously incorrect.

    • @liltanny7026
      @liltanny7026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      He was calling his left hand righty

    • @bitmammothOG
      @bitmammothOG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      at the wrong hands to lol

  • @virtualvivi
    @virtualvivi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4286

    Mark: is half Korean.
    Also Mark: "Where's Asia"

    • @bigfloppa759
      @bigfloppa759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      I honestly thought that he was hawaiian ngl. I have bee watching him for years

    • @virtualvivi
      @virtualvivi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

      @@bigfloppa759 he was born in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken. I think his father was in the military ^w^

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      ​@@virtualvivi i know his father's name is Cliff.. and he's dead, he said it in unus annus, the ghost hunting video.. but it's gone now 😭😭😭

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@hankshellstrop1735 yeah, his dad passed away in 2008.

    • @xX_N1na_Xx
      @xX_N1na_Xx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@charliewegner thats the year i was born-

  • @David-gt4hu
    @David-gt4hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1748

    Regular human: talks to another human. Markiplier: screaming at his hands to not screw up

  • @fridaythedeerfox2982
    @fridaythedeerfox2982 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.

  • @johnegbert1418
    @johnegbert1418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1938

    "I can play with myself"
    "I'm beating myself!"
    "I love you, righty!"

    • @bowl_of_soup1982
      @bowl_of_soup1982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      O.o

    • @ZorickJr
      @ZorickJr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      OwO

    • @lilposie3504
      @lilposie3504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@ZorickJr UwU

    • @Dash-om4bf
      @Dash-om4bf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      *Now hold up*

    • @kameboi9558
      @kameboi9558 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      i love u righty as he kisses his left hand

  • @greedthewolf3751
    @greedthewolf3751 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2481

    I just love how every time he killed a ant, it sounds like a shotgun went off XD

  • @somethingindistinct2535
    @somethingindistinct2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    26:30
    i love how the subtitles guy just fucking gave up at that point

  • @Doppering
    @Doppering 2 ปีที่แล้ว +187

    51:34
    Mark: I’m going to do one more try, because I’m a glutton for punishment
    Again, he is *NOT* a masochist…

  • @camdengrohs4661
    @camdengrohs4661 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4789

    It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT”
    Edit: Yes I know Mark said fuck not frick. I was wary of the language I used when I made this post as I was 14-15. Please stop fighting over it

    • @braedengrant3468
      @braedengrant3468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Camden Grohs yes we shall!!

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @Thays-nu8bn
      @Thays-nu8bn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      It's Fuck not Frick

    • @I_missed
      @I_missed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@Thays-nu8bn Thats what i thought. I think their a kid

    • @JAMESGamingLV2
      @JAMESGamingLV2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      @@I_missed
      *They're
      I think you're a kid yourself

  • @juxtra6113
    @juxtra6113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5670

    I have chores to do but instead I'm watching a grown-ass man yell at his hands.

    • @GeorgeXer0
      @GeorgeXer0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "Grown ass man yelling at his hands"
      Yea, thats me every night.... think about it xD

    • @lelitsme4871
      @lelitsme4871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      PastelMagpie I like how he is calling his left hand "Righty" and the other way around.

    • @guthrieblacketer34
      @guthrieblacketer34 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Even more interesting is that he mixed up his hands, he yelled at "righty" but in fact it was his left hand.

    • @silverstream1430
      @silverstream1430 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ikr 😂😂😂😂

    • @fionastroud9963
      @fionastroud9963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      PastelMagpie r

  • @moniquebaird6281
    @moniquebaird6281 2 ปีที่แล้ว +118

    The talking shark had me laughing my ass off the whole time 😂

  • @charrii-san7403
    @charrii-san7403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    Mark: “You know I’ve always believed in You lefty”
    Also Mark: *Shows his right hand*

    • @dominicbean2981
      @dominicbean2981 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      His camera is flipped

    • @hiitsme5524
      @hiitsme5524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      His camera is flipped so it looks like it's his right hand but it's actually his left hand

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oops

    • @RevyngeV2
      @RevyngeV2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha

    • @charrii-san7403
      @charrii-san7403 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RevyngeV2 cool

  • @thejoyfuldragon887
    @thejoyfuldragon887 5 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    "the tentacle weirded me out a little bit but now I'm into it"
    ~Markiplier, 2018

    • @oogabooga5510
      @oogabooga5510 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Thats what I said when I watched hentai for the first time.
      *finger guns*

    • @aydenoneill2764
      @aydenoneill2764 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      XD

    • @joepasta626
      @joepasta626 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other TH-camrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️

    • @EnemyWasp
      @EnemyWasp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You know, I honestly wanted to say that but I was too lazy to make another comment. gg no re

    • @Jest3rdaclown
      @Jest3rdaclown 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That's a VERY joyful Dragon you got there😋

  • @hunny_milk
    @hunny_milk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2361

    Mark: *continuously crushing ants by mistake*
    Me: *Dying of laughter*
    2 year later edit: Wowuss, that's pretty fancy, thanks for the likes

  • @Anvarynn
    @Anvarynn 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    19:26 "YOU SEE HOW IT'S NOT WORKING?"
    >Tentacle literally too far forward spraying into the void

  • @DrelvanianGuardOffic
    @DrelvanianGuardOffic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "The tentacle weirded me out, but now I'm into it" ~ Markiplier

  • @deathstare_proxy8338
    @deathstare_proxy8338 5 ปีที่แล้ว +914

    "I can play with myself"
    2 seconds later
    "Im beating myself!"
    Uhhhhhh....

  • @bella-nc6tw
    @bella-nc6tw 3 ปีที่แล้ว +479

    Watching a man yell at his hands and make them kiss is the content I never knew I needed

    • @DeannaSusanHealy
      @DeannaSusanHealy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think I always knew I just never found it until today

  • @salamander9575
    @salamander9575 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    48:14 absolutely killed me. This is why I watch this channel when I'm sleep deprived, I laugh ten times harder.

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    “Just pick up the emergency device in front of you.”
    *drops gun*

  • @themae_ale
    @themae_ale 4 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    *a grown man having a love affair with his hands*
    Aw yes, maturity 👌

  • @ferbyj8051
    @ferbyj8051 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1992

    The shark simulator makes me laugh so hard..I love how he lets the shark talk ..matches the voice so great ..

  • @rylanlittle7277
    @rylanlittle7277 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    13:21 : i’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going

  • @adamwright8919
    @adamwright8919 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Watching Mark playing with “Righty” and “Lefty” is just… amazing. 😆

  • @madiswaaaAnnn
    @madiswaaaAnnn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +825

    The commitment with which Mark makes the shark “talk” throughout the game is bothhhh kinda concerning but definitely hilarious 😂😅

    • @simonenotsimon3236
      @simonenotsimon3236 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Isn't it always concerning when mark starts doing voices

    • @branbranentertainment407
      @branbranentertainment407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      You have broken a mark rule you have questioned it

    • @roninwolfe6884
      @roninwolfe6884 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Funny also. :3 Pwes dunt jude

  • @faith_updated7255
    @faith_updated7255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +680

    *When you realize you're so lonely you still play a 2 player game with yourself*

    • @flipmass3165
      @flipmass3165 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Faith Hope he got his hands confused I think. He said righty was lefty and lefty was righty?

    • @rakurai4953
      @rakurai4953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      chris howell Are TH-cam videos mirrored because of the cameras?

    • @axenennene4395
      @axenennene4395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      chris howell His facecam is mirrored :)

    • @kasanetetolover666
      @kasanetetolover666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      -you're*-

    • @TexelGuy
      @TexelGuy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That could be said about any teenager ;)

  • @tajb6406
    @tajb6406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    10:04 whole new meaning to “talk to the hand” 💀

  • @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337
    @thehvanddino-weaponshow1337 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    This is literally one of the funniest Markiplier videos I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing lol

  • @vihj3645
    @vihj3645 4 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    Mark: THESE HANDS CAN ONLY KILL
    * John Wick intensifies *

  • @khloberri
    @khloberri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +705

    Amy: ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH YOUR OWN HANDS “GASP”

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Everyone's cheating on their partner with their hands

    • @mar-ui2sr
      @mar-ui2sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@catattack7639 not everyone 😂

    • @catattack7639
      @catattack7639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@mar-ui2sr most people

    • @avamitchell983
      @avamitchell983 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i’m new here- whos amy😭😭

    • @khloberri
      @khloberri 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@avamitchell983 ooooh yea it’s marks gf

  • @rohanlancaster675
    @rohanlancaster675 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Its a two player game? Well i'll just play with myself."
    - Markiplier, 2018

  • @simply_gay3578
    @simply_gay3578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!”
    we must remind him

  • @wolfjedisamuel
    @wolfjedisamuel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2*
    Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator*
    Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day*
    Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed*
    Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*

    • @determinedlychee
      @determinedlychee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Game 3: *Mark's Tentacle Doesn't Work*

    • @arielle1244
      @arielle1244 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Good one

    • @WaxSoup
      @WaxSoup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ._.

    • @sheridanwolf
      @sheridanwolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Game 2: Don’t Push the Red Button 2

    • @anythingumbre928
      @anythingumbre928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Someone should make an animated version of the 4th one.

  • @JohnDubuc
    @JohnDubuc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2104

    The title should be: "5 NORMAL GAMES MADE WEIRD WITH MARK"

    • @quingrunig9989
      @quingrunig9989 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      John Dubuc yes it should be

    • @heckhole7406
      @heckhole7406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      John Dubuc yes

    • @fundiamond2118
      @fundiamond2118 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And it is sharkiplier

    • @BlackMario9024
      @BlackMario9024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Lmao. Hi my name is markiplier and I'm making these games weird because reasons

    • @beemaru6888
      @beemaru6888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ye ur right it should be

  • @amycherry4849
    @amycherry4849 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Mark's commentary on the shark simulator had me ugly cry snort laughing from start to finish XD

  • @StrangerHearts0
    @StrangerHearts0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I don't know what to do with the money so I guess I'm just done!"
    you literally just passed the store as you said that maaaaaark

  • @nono-dt1lk
    @nono-dt1lk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    “I DONT WANT TO F••K AN ANT!” Has me dead😂😂😂

    • @caseohsdookie
      @caseohsdookie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Simply Marie I DONT WANT TO F__CK AN ANT!!

    • @pastelkiwi5969
      @pastelkiwi5969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I DON'T WANT TO FLICK AN ANT

  • @sierra686
    @sierra686 5 ปีที่แล้ว +698

    I cried a little of laughter watching mark continuously kill ants and sincerely regretting it everytime. 😂😂

  • @xNightcoreSurpremex
    @xNightcoreSurpremex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Can you imagine being mark, arguing and having a conversation with your hands and Amy just walks in 😂

    • @jessicalinbarnett
      @jessicalinbarnett 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That’d be funny 😂

    • @feralmagick7177
      @feralmagick7177 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Can you imagine being Amy? Watching your grown as husband arguing with his hands and then making them kiss for the camera?

  • @jaymeseddie2160
    @jaymeseddie2160 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Mark predicted WAP

  • @joshkemt5446
    @joshkemt5446 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2562

    Mark: calls right hand “lefty”
    Me: no.
    Mark: calls left hand “righty”
    Me: STOP IT.

    • @orang1921
      @orang1921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +286

      i think the camera is flipped so it looks like he's looking at the game, so in reality he might be right

    • @moonieloon2105
      @moonieloon2105 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      The camera is flipped so that’s why we see it left and right then irl for him is right and left

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Bruh he knows which hand is which cameras flip things

    • @therainyaffect6732
      @therainyaffect6732 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      You know this came out in 2018 and you made a comment 3 weeks ago and its 2020 already

    • @hummingbirdspark3998
      @hummingbirdspark3998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Josh Kemt I think the camera is flipped

  • @whowantswaffles
    @whowantswaffles 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    "These hands they can only KILL"

  • @evilchickynuggies3162
    @evilchickynuggies3162 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I live for mark talking to his own hands and handling them like i did with barbies in the past

  • @MidnightSonnet
    @MidnightSonnet 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That shark simulator game is hilarious. Hours of fun making the shark talk and go on adventures.

  • @cole2414
    @cole2414 4 ปีที่แล้ว +314

    "I was weirded out by the tentacle at first. But now im into it."
    -Mark

    • @xxlilaayxx
      @xxlilaayxx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Basically every hentai ever

    • @gr11m94
      @gr11m94 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      *u h o h*

    • @No-um6ff
      @No-um6ff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I call hentai.

  • @kingkandee1785
    @kingkandee1785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    “With this crown-
    With this crown-“
    H u h
    That reminds me of-
    With this cup-
    With this cup-
    With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it.
    ~corpse bride

  • @sunnyboxdraws8470
    @sunnyboxdraws8470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:35 Im crying XDDDD

  • @mochihamster2794
    @mochihamster2794 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Mark is a time traveler confirmed he put WAP as his username 2 years before the song came out o.O

    • @chloeworcester2798
      @chloeworcester2798 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was trying to find a comment that said this hehehe

  • @emregoral2549
    @emregoral2549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +736

    Mark: "The tentacle weirded me out for a second but i'm into it now."
    Me: "MARK IS INTO TENTACLES???"

    • @thatkidcgonzo
      @thatkidcgonzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Tentacle porn is a growing market some how..

    • @tortipole
      @tortipole 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Nah nah. Tentacles are into Mark if ya know what I mean.

    • @ranblade8089
      @ranblade8089 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@tortipole O O
      ---

    • @bluebunanimates6590
      @bluebunanimates6590 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Oh good god-

    • @user-bv7lg5wi5p
      @user-bv7lg5wi5p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean, who isn't-

  • @alchemist3661
    @alchemist3661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:12
    Jesus Christ what are you my dad?

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?

  • @nn-kr9bz
    @nn-kr9bz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +523

    mark:call right hand "lefty"
    me: *fnaf flashback*

    • @oliburb
      @oliburb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂

    • @WereWolfNights
      @WereWolfNights 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was thinking the same

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      lol he flips his camera so its actually correcttttt

    • @niyah000
      @niyah000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@bIessinq I don’t think he flipped the camera

    • @bIessinq
      @bIessinq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️

  • @megasauce9388
    @megasauce9388 4 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Won't lie, i'd pay to listen to an audiobook of mark narrating a shark's life story.

    • @kaitlinmills6412
      @kaitlinmills6412 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's on 69 so I don't want to like ur comment, so I'm commenting instead 😁

    • @Alikaimohun
      @Alikaimohun 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I swear he did do that

    • @hankshellstrop1735
      @hankshellstrop1735 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wouldn't anyone? lmao i would listen to his voice in general even if he's ranting about a d*ck being too small or something

    • @joelbrich2538
      @joelbrich2538 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ngl, at first glance I thought your profile pic was a really derpy yugi. 😂

  • @Crow_Smith
    @Crow_Smith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I have watched this dozens of times and only NOW did I realize that for the 2nd game he's wearing a totally different shirt than the first and third. And then the last 2 are also different. Shows how much I look at him when he plays.

  • @AXEREAPER
    @AXEREAPER ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Mark's talking to his hands 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ItsMeKitKat4657
    @ItsMeKitKat4657 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    3:15
    I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.

  • @JoyOfCreativeService
    @JoyOfCreativeService 5 ปีที่แล้ว +121

    "I don't wanna f*** an ant!"
    -Markiplier 2018

    • @terranium4139
      @terranium4139 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I would f*** an ant, if it was anthropomorphic

  • @Eggz_Mc
    @Eggz_Mc ปีที่แล้ว +2

    20:43 Markiplier predicts security breach

  • @amandaisawkward5843
    @amandaisawkward5843 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    WAP... Coincidence??? I THINK NOT

  • @savaboo02
    @savaboo02 4 ปีที่แล้ว +512

    Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. For some reason, him accidentally smashing the ants was just damn hilarious.

    • @WillieManga
      @WillieManga 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think it was markiplier's shocked reaction to doing so.

    • @pixelfuzbear
      @pixelfuzbear 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT TOO XD

    • @mynameberamen1779
      @mynameberamen1779 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yes

    • @KuvaPefo
      @KuvaPefo 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Would have hit like but... 69!

    • @amberdeyuliis7886
      @amberdeyuliis7886 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Not to mention the squish and gun sounds that happen when the ants get dead

  • @esannui531
    @esannui531 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Friends- what are you doing today
    Me- *watching a grown man make his hands make out*

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      MiNT I said that to my mom and she just told me that I should have more mature role models.

    • @ethanwhite3305
      @ethanwhite3305 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And mixing up right and left😂😂

    • @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv
      @AngelicaRodriguez-eq7iv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ethan White, yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!😂😂
      But then again the camera perspective could’ve just been swapped.

    • @esannui531
      @esannui531 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Angelica Rodriguez, that’s what I was thinking¡

  • @thenutanat-or139
    @thenutanat-or139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    3:23 God himself has smited thee

  • @katsouza5856
    @katsouza5856 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:46 - you sound so much like Kronk, 11/10 obsessed

  • @mistygames101
    @mistygames101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    Watching a grown ass adult man, with a mental age of seven, is the most hilarious thing in the entire world! I'm DYING!!!!! XD XD XD

  • @samsamwaffle571
    @samsamwaffle571 5 ปีที่แล้ว +206

    I just imagine Tyler or Ethan walking in and saying: "guys! Marks talking to his hands again! "

    • @purpledragons6669
      @purpledragons6669 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Samara does vlogs lol or sean saying it and ethan or Tyler reassuring him that it's normal

    • @bonbon829
      @bonbon829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahahaha

    • @emilyblackstone8023
      @emilyblackstone8023 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS"
      Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"

    • @antisocialash
      @antisocialash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Emily Blackstone omg the fact it's probably true is sad but hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @cyberbutter2686
    @cyberbutter2686 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    51:30 mark discovered wap

  • @B00MSDAY_
    @B00MSDAY_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I can’t believe mark rages on his right hand even tho they both hands were on the plate he needed but he just used the left

  • @sansarkosakowski8027
    @sansarkosakowski8027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    1999: "By 2015 there will be flying cars", 2018: Man has an intense violent conversation between his hands

    • @leviathan_2053
      @leviathan_2053 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Man makes his hands kiss in front of the entire internet, internet enjoys it

  • @katilacklove716
    @katilacklove716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    “Oh it’s two player”
    *Be More Chill intensifies*

    • @somethingindistinct2535
      @somethingindistinct2535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      *apocalypse of the damned*
      *l e v e l n i n e*
      *t h e c a f e t o r i u--*

    • @nikogonzalez505
      @nikogonzalez505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      A man of culture

    • @missy2375
      @missy2375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@somethingindistinct2535
      FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE

    • @dragononachair6059
      @dragononachair6059 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@missy2375 THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE

    • @BeeArtsSE
      @BeeArtsSE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      *flashback to middle school*

  • @carrothunter-gt6su
    @carrothunter-gt6su ปีที่แล้ว

    I love how he starts the second game with “oh it’s a two player game. I’ll just play with my self”

  • @voidtelevision7468
    @voidtelevision7468 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mark calling the spilltender characters "nightmares" i think theyre adorable

  • @eliza_rae958
    @eliza_rae958 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    "Gucci scoochie it" "pookie okie it" "ahhh frick me" "right mouse button" "the tentacle weirded me out at first but now I'm into it" "I am do BACKFLIP" "uppie and a downie" "space to jump, yump yump" "weewhooooheeeee" "halpppp" "rrrrudddeeee, I was just trying to have a nice snack on a chair" "excuse me can I munch on your tuchus" -Markiplier 2k18🤣

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many great Mark quotes!

  • @LovisasMustasch
    @LovisasMustasch 5 ปีที่แล้ว +252

    this is the content I hoped to sponsor for, Mark yelling at his own hands

  • @thefrogoftheforest
    @thefrogoftheforest 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5 weird games, 5 years ago, just shows that people go back to watch Mark’s content, it’s really enjoyable, excited to continue watching the video!!!!

  • @Meowmeowmeowingmro
    @Meowmeowmeowingmro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    3:54
    Mark: "I AM NOT A MASOCHIST"

  • @Kikuomi
    @Kikuomi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    i love that this is my life now. watching a grown man yell at his hands then making them kiss. *quality content*

  • @fishthegreat2525
    @fishthegreat2525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    *here we watch as Mark has emotional problems with his hands*

    • @pikoloksh6195
      @pikoloksh6195 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quite right

    • @cinnamera
      @cinnamera 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Couldn't decide which one to use if you know what I mean

    • @notagoat281
      @notagoat281 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      -again.

  • @venemouscooper122
    @venemouscooper122 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    5 yrs since this came out, NOW I REMEBER WHY I USED TO TALK TO MY HANDS

  • @YOUVEBEENPLAGUED
    @YOUVEBEENPLAGUED 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Antonio, you were born last week.." that is so god damn hilarious

  • @lazyken6468
    @lazyken6468 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    7:15 when the main character dies before you finish your evil monologue.

  • @wynncityco
    @wynncityco 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I just spent almost an hour watching a grown man yell at his hands.
    *-peak intelligence-*

  • @maekultsumaika1987
    @maekultsumaika1987 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That intro almost sounded like he had to stop himself from saying Five Nights At Freddy's

  • @Vinnie771
    @Vinnie771 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Scientists: *Making Vaccines*
    Markiplier: *fighting with his own hands*

  • @wasnotmee
    @wasnotmee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    9:51
    "Good ol' righty"
    **proceeds to kiss left hand**

    • @ThatOneWeirdFlex
      @ThatOneWeirdFlex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Camera flipped

    • @buggyboi9237
      @buggyboi9237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I agree with the first reply.

    • @arq2565
      @arq2565 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with the second reply

    • @kyo2383
      @kyo2383 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with the third reply

    • @xxlulu_landxx2804
      @xxlulu_landxx2804 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree with the fourth reply

  • @trashzone6565
    @trashzone6565 5 ปีที่แล้ว +429

    Markifart: -kisses hand- I LOVE YOU RIGHTY!!!!!
    Me: Is it just me or is that his left hand.....

    • @lizzy9945
      @lizzy9945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      GamingWith GamerWolfAB
      I KNEW IT
      I thought I was going crazy but nah I was right 😂

    • @ShiaLouise
      @ShiaLouise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It is his left hand 🙃

    • @genevievesteenhoek3408
      @genevievesteenhoek3408 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      The camera is mirrored so it looks like his left hand

    • @potato4687
      @potato4687 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Did you forget how mirrors work?

    • @itmekilian6471
      @itmekilian6471 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      You are correct, everyone else is wrong. It would be mirrored, if when Mark held up the hands we see, The one he is calling lefty, showed a frontwards L, and the opposite for the right. If you can imagine the hand he kept calling Lefty, holding up to the camera, in the shape of an L, it would be a proper L for us- meaning the camera isn't mirrored. People are just really bad at directions, and mark forgot what hand is his left and right LMFAO

  • @ajb1510
    @ajb1510 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how mark looks at his tight hand and starts yelling you fd it up lefty and vice versa

  • @gergthewerg
    @gergthewerg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:46 in the backround, is that an oculus quest 2?

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +545

    20:33 The tentacle wierded me out at first but now I'm into it. - Mark 2018

  • @CYFIOinc
    @CYFIOinc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Mark: *starts talking to his hands"
    me: *inhales my spaghetti*

  • @keisel38plays16
    @keisel38plays16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The princess moving her antenna like an idle boss in a video game 6:42

  • @andysquarantine
    @andysquarantine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +793

    *this channel is getting weirder and weirder*
    ps: weird is good

  • @BigMac-vf6tt
    @BigMac-vf6tt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    Mark: I love these physically enabled games
    Me: watches mark play “I am bread”

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The most entertaining thing about this was Mark voicing a killer shark.
    I have never wanted to watch an animated series about a shark voiced by Mark before this moment.

  • @ryukisuzuki8640
    @ryukisuzuki8640 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    markiplier: wheres the costumes? cmon you looked at all the shark shops and you didn't even notice a single teleport pad.

  • @sullychow4123
    @sullychow4123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "I'm average, all that work, all that stress, everything I was doing and I'm just average" this resonated with me so much

  • @ryleeblackledge
    @ryleeblackledge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +352

    Quick question:
    Is duct tape safe to keep the poopy in?

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      No, use Flex Tape instead

    • @plaguedoctor2302
      @plaguedoctor2302 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No use flex seal

    • @fandombubble7060
      @fandombubble7060 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rylee Blackledge I DONT KNOW LETS ASK THE DOCTOR

    • @v.pihlar8313
      @v.pihlar8313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can you kill a shark whit your shark hands? XD

    • @Ranger_Jack
      @Ranger_Jack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Any one remember "A pet named Steve".

  • @darknessbobulus
    @darknessbobulus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    When you realize that during the Shark Simulator most of the people killed at the start were from cops running ppl over

  • @sleepy_clover7361
    @sleepy_clover7361 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    30:52 imagine just minding your business on the beach and a fucking shark comes out of nowhere and slaps you with its whole body at 15 mph

  • @veridian4433
    @veridian4433 5 ปีที่แล้ว +662

    I see Mark is back to his *ant-ics* again

  • @cymbabrzmiacy7561
    @cymbabrzmiacy7561 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    7:52 Antonio couldn't stand the pressure of Mark's speech.