I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.
Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other TH-camrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️
3:15 I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.
It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT” Edit: Yes I know Mark said fuck not frick. I was wary of the language I used when I made this post as I was 14-15. Please stop fighting over it
Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha
With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!” we must remind him
Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS" Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"
“With this crown- With this crown-“ H u h That reminds me of- With this cup- With this cup- With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it. ~corpse bride
Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2* Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator* Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day* Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed* Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*
@@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️
For some reason when you kept saying "With this crown" I kept thinking of Viktor from the movie "The Corpse Bride" where he kept going over his lines before his wedding day lolz
28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?
You are correct, everyone else is wrong. It would be mirrored, if when Mark held up the hands we see, The one he is calling lefty, showed a frontwards L, and the opposite for the right. If you can imagine the hand he kept calling Lefty, holding up to the camera, in the shape of an L, it would be a proper L for us- meaning the camera isn't mirrored. People are just really bad at directions, and mark forgot what hand is his left and right LMFAO
mark, you can buy guns and swords and stuff in shark simulator with the money, which the next mission after you kill 50 people is to go buy a sword but, of course you have the attention span of a goldfish so you didn't make it that far xD
Mark, on shark simulator you can buy weapons, and hats, and do flips with a giant sword on your tail and spread mayhem and havoc, GET BACK AT IT. PS:love you
“Hey Hannah, what did you do over summer vacation?” “I watched a grown man talk to his hands and make out with them.” “That’s nice. I went up north and it was great! Lemme tell you about it!”
•Man Kissing Righty And Yelling At Lefty But Then Does The Opposite• This is great content Oh and is he going to marry his hands yet? Or is his hands going to marry each other??? Righty is the husband And lefty is the wife!
“Ok I’ll play with myself” ;] *spongebob thingy*1 min later “LOOK IM BEATING MYSLEF IM BEATING MYSELF!!” another min later.. Markiplier has a conversation with his hands and they end up making out in the end ;-;
•watches grown man yell at his hands•
*CONTENT*
I'll be your 666th like
No no no QUALITY content
Gravity YT that is hilariously incorrect.
He was calling his left hand righty
at the wrong hands to lol
Regular human: talks to another human. Markiplier: screaming at his hands to not screw up
L
I do that
That’s mark for you
I do that too😞
I do that in school
"I can play with myself"
"I'm beating myself!"
"I love you, righty!"
O.o
OwO
@@ZorickJr UwU
*Now hold up*
@dethsword123 *romantic music plays*
I think I saw marks soul almost leave his body when he said "Welcome to five weird games" cus he almost sounded like he was about to say five nights at Freddie's and you could see the Vietnam flashbacks in his eyes.
Lol
😭😭
I just love how every time he killed a ant, it sounds like a shotgun went off XD
It's the intervention from mw2 actually
*an ant
Sorry I am picky.
@@-Foxytato- YOUR AUCTUALLY RIGHT XD
It's so fucking funny
I know right
The shark simulator makes me laugh so hard..I love how he lets the shark talk ..matches the voice so great ..
Hey
@@powerdogs4027 wot
LaRrY??
It’s Sharkiplier
@@angelopalermo880 That's what I was thinking!
Mark: is half Korean.
Also Mark: "Where's Asia"
I honestly thought that he was hawaiian ngl. I have bee watching him for years
@@bigfloppa759 he was born in Hawaii, if I'm not mistaken. I think his father was in the military ^w^
@@virtualvivi i know his father's name is Cliff.. and he's dead, he said it in unus annus, the ghost hunting video.. but it's gone now 😭😭😭
@@hankshellstrop1735 yeah, his dad passed away in 2008.
@@charliewegner thats the year i was born-
51:34
Mark: I’m going to do one more try, because I’m a glutton for punishment
Again, he is *NOT* a masochist…
Watching a man yell at his hands and make them kiss is the content I never knew I needed
I think I always knew I just never found it until today
"the tentacle weirded me out a little bit but now I'm into it"
~Markiplier, 2018
Thats what I said when I watched hentai for the first time.
*finger guns*
XD
Heyy!! I'm a smaller creator who wants to be like Other TH-camrs and I just posted "Fighting 10yearolds on roblox" and thought it would make ya laugh!! ❤️
You know, I honestly wanted to say that but I was too lazy to make another comment. gg no re
That's a VERY joyful Dragon you got there😋
I have chores to do but instead I'm watching a grown-ass man yell at his hands.
"Grown ass man yelling at his hands"
Yea, thats me every night.... think about it xD
PastelMagpie I like how he is calling his left hand "Righty" and the other way around.
Even more interesting is that he mixed up his hands, he yelled at "righty" but in fact it was his left hand.
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
PastelMagpie r
19:26 "YOU SEE HOW IT'S NOT WORKING?"
>Tentacle literally too far forward spraying into the void
The commitment with which Mark makes the shark “talk” throughout the game is bothhhh kinda concerning but definitely hilarious 😂😅
Isn't it always concerning when mark starts doing voices
You have broken a mark rule you have questioned it
Funny also. :3 Pwes dunt jude
Damn, I haven't laughed this hard in a while. For some reason, him accidentally smashing the ants was just damn hilarious.
I think it was markiplier's shocked reaction to doing so.
I DIED WHEN HE DID THAT TOO XD
Yes
Would have hit like but... 69!
Not to mention the squish and gun sounds that happen when the ants get dead
"I can play with myself"
2 seconds later
"Im beating myself!"
Uhhhhhh....
Wow, I completely glossed over that XD I didn't even notice.
uhhhh indeed, uhhh indeed
@Evyfinn oh no .
NOw ThIs iS CoNtEnT
Sweet home Alabama intensifies by 100
The talking shark had me laughing my ass off the whole time 😂
😂😅
I cried a little of laughter watching mark continuously kill ants and sincerely regretting it everytime. 😂😂
Same 😂😂
Bro we are so true with each other
I CAN'T
same here XD
Same
Mark: THESE HANDS CAN ONLY KILL
* John Wick intensifies *
3:15
I could not stop laughing at the fact when Mark continuously kills ants and I'm supposed to be quiet since the rest of my family is sleeping. You are going to get me in trouble one day Mark.
I laughed so hard
KitKat 4657 yup me too
Me too
Omg my fam is asleep 2!
Same
48:14 absolutely killed me. This is why I watch this channel when I'm sleep deprived, I laugh ten times harder.
Mark: "The tentacle weirded me out for a second but i'm into it now."
Me: "MARK IS INTO TENTACLES???"
Tentacle porn is a growing market some how..
Nah nah. Tentacles are into Mark if ya know what I mean.
@@tortipole O O
---
Oh good god-
I mean, who isn't-
Won't lie, i'd pay to listen to an audiobook of mark narrating a shark's life story.
It's on 69 so I don't want to like ur comment, so I'm commenting instead 😁
I swear he did do that
wouldn't anyone? lmao i would listen to his voice in general even if he's ranting about a d*ck being too small or something
Ngl, at first glance I thought your profile pic was a really derpy yugi. 😂
26:29 KILLED ME.
“I AM do backflip!”
~Markipler
Imagine hearing “toochie scoochie oochie goo” and being killed
💀
I mean that's what I would wanna hear
Mark: *continuously crushing ants by mistake*
Me: *Dying of laughter*
2 year later edit: Wowuss, that's pretty fancy, thanks for the likes
Me to
Same!!!!
The gunshot sound took me out 😂
Hadada
Hands he loves his hands
this is the content I hoped to sponsor for, Mark yelling at his own hands
8:31 "I really do love these physics enabled games" -Markiplier
Me: (Thinks back to Surgeon Simulator and I Am Bread)
"Are you sure?"
I think the tenticle reminds of Octodad as well, but I'm not entirely sure
I was thinking about Getting Over It and his PTSD associated with that
@@bobmcguffin5706 ok. Haven't heard about it before
And octodad
what about Octodad?
“Just pick up the emergency device in front of you.”
*drops gun*
The title should be: "5 NORMAL GAMES MADE WEIRD WITH MARK"
John Dubuc yes it should be
John Dubuc yes
And it is sharkiplier
Lmao. Hi my name is markiplier and I'm making these games weird because reasons
ye ur right it should be
“I DONT WANT TO F••K AN ANT!” Has me dead😂😂😂
Simply Marie I DONT WANT TO F__CK AN ANT!!
I DON'T WANT TO FLICK AN ANT
i love that this is my life now. watching a grown man yell at his hands then making them kiss. *quality content*
fr
20:33 The tentacle wierded me out at first but now I'm into it. - Mark 2018
o0Avalon0o people are all like that at first
ya weebs, wait i'm a weeb black bible
Tentacle porn.
looks like a di_k
It has been almost 2 years since this came out. We must remind Mark of “I DONT WANT TO FRICK AN ANT”
Edit: Yes I know Mark said fuck not frick. I was wary of the language I used when I made this post as I was 14-15. Please stop fighting over it
Camden Grohs yes we shall!!
It's Fuck not Frick
It's Fuck not Frick
@@Thays-nu8bn Thats what i thought. I think their a kid
@@I_missed
*They're
I think you're a kid yourself
7:15 when the main character dies before you finish your evil monologue.
13:21 : i’ve seen enough anime to know where this is going
"I was weirded out by the tentacle at first. But now im into it."
-Mark
Basically every hentai ever
*u h o h*
I call hentai.
26:30
i love how the subtitles guy just fucking gave up at that point
Mark: I love these physically enabled games
Me: watches mark play “I am bread”
Mark: “You know I’ve always believed in You lefty”
Also Mark: *Shows his right hand*
His camera is flipped
His camera is flipped so it looks like it's his right hand but it's actually his left hand
Oops
Dude. No worries. I was sitting here so confused. My brain cannot comprehend how it’s flipped and it looks he’s pointing to his right when he says left. It messes with my head so bad haha
@@RevyngeV2 cool
"These hands they can only KILL"
“Oh it’s two player”
*Be More Chill intensifies*
*apocalypse of the damned*
*l e v e l n i n e*
*t h e c a f e t o r i u--*
A man of culture
@@somethingindistinct2535
FIND THE BAD GUY PUSH HIM ASIDE
@@missy2375 THEN MOVE ON FORWARD WITH YOUR FRIEND AT YOUR SIDE
*flashback to middle school*
Friends- what are you doing today
Me- *watching a grown man make his hands make out*
MiNT I said that to my mom and she just told me that I should have more mature role models.
And mixing up right and left😂😂
Ethan White, yeah! I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!😂😂
But then again the camera perspective could’ve just been swapped.
Angelica Rodriguez, that’s what I was thinking¡
"Its a two player game? Well i'll just play with myself."
- Markiplier, 2018
"I'm average, all that work, all that stress, everything I was doing and I'm just average" this resonated with me so much
Watching a grown ass adult man, with a mental age of seven, is the most hilarious thing in the entire world! I'm DYING!!!!! XD XD XD
Misty Games :I agree with you on so many levels 😂
EKSDEEEEEEE
Don't try to overcome weirdness, let weirdness overcome you.
Are you threatening me?
I did that a long time ago and I will never regret it😂😂😂
The Internet Commentator I am 😬
Maddies Mega Life ooooooooohhhhh
Embrace the weirdness!
Watching Mark playing with “Righty” and “Lefty” is just… amazing. 😆
"Can you delete that?" Still makes it into the final cut
*a grown man having a love affair with his hands*
Aw yes, maturity 👌
FUN FACT
Antbassader was made by the creator of Octodad.
Lol
"I'm beating myself"...looks around empty room like an "Office" character. Laughs.
With the tree one, i actually paid attention to the sound when the shift ended, and all I could think about was Mark yelling “wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF ‘87!?!”
we must remind him
"Tentacle weirded me out first...
But now I'm kinda into it."
Markiplier 2018
*O H*
*N O*
Hentai still haunting Mark
Uhhhh..... How else will I reply to that......
Koirakasvo TM didn't someone else comment that exact same thing
Ness Blues similar thing, yes but not the same.
I just imagine Tyler or Ethan walking in and saying: "guys! Marks talking to his hands again! "
Samara does vlogs lol or sean saying it and ethan or Tyler reassuring him that it's normal
Hahahaha
Montgomery Mitchell Sean: "ETHAN, MARK LOST IT! HE IS TALKING TO HIS HANDS"
Ethan: "its normal he does it all the time because of the level of isolation in that room"
Emily Blackstone omg the fact it's probably true is sad but hilarious 😂😂😂
I see Mark is back to his *ant-ics* again
Veridian STTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPP WITH PUUUUUNNNNSSS
NO
No. Just no.
Veridian Thank you...I am truly entertained XDDDD
OH NO
"I don't know what to do with the money so I guess I'm just done!"
you literally just passed the store as you said that maaaaaark
“With this crown-
With this crown-“
H u h
That reminds me of-
With this cup-
With this cup-
With this cup! I will drink your sorrows. No no that’s not it.
~corpse bride
Yaaas
Hell yeah!
I love corpse bride-
Omg yassssssss
@Katia I wonder how Victoria would react if she heard him say that🤣🤣
"I don't wanna f*** an ant!"
-Markiplier 2018
I would f*** an ant, if it was anthropomorphic
1999: "By 2015 there will be flying cars", 2018: Man has an intense violent conversation between his hands
Man makes his hands kiss in front of the entire internet, internet enjoys it
"the tenticle weirded me out at first but now I'm into it!" markiplier 2018
Game 1: *Dreamworks: Antz 2*
Game 2: *Mark's private-time with his hand Simulator*
Game 3: *Octodad 2: Independence Day*
Game 4: *Jaws 5: The Jaws Movie We Never Had, But Needed*
Game 5: *A game Mark should have been good at since he was a bar tender once.*
Game 3: *Mark's Tentacle Doesn't Work*
Good one
._.
Game 2: Don’t Push the Red Button 2
Someone should make an animated version of the 4th one.
"You have never f**ked with anyone as hurricanishly destructive as me"
-Markiplier 2018
*When you realize you're so lonely you still play a 2 player game with yourself*
Faith Hope he got his hands confused I think. He said righty was lefty and lefty was righty?
chris howell Are TH-cam videos mirrored because of the cameras?
chris howell His facecam is mirrored :)
-you're*-
That could be said about any teenager ;)
Mark's commentary on the shark simulator had me ugly cry snort laughing from start to finish XD
7:52 Antonio couldn't stand the pressure of Mark's speech.
Ha!
2018 is officially the year of Mark having full fledged conversations with his hands
mark:call right hand "lefty"
me: *fnaf flashback*
OMG I THOUGHT THE SAME THING 😂😂😂
I was thinking the same
lol he flips his camera so its actually correcttttt
@@bIessinq I don’t think he flipped the camera
@@niyah000 i believe inverts it in editing... i’ve seen other vids with his “correct” room before... i cOULD be wrong because i’ve obviously haven’t ever been in his house before. but according to what i’ve seen in the past, i’m going by that ❤️
Not my mom walking in right at the hands' kiss scene😭🤣 (11:35)
Mark: calls right hand “lefty”
Me: no.
Mark: calls left hand “righty”
Me: STOP IT.
i think the camera is flipped so it looks like he's looking at the game, so in reality he might be right
The camera is flipped so that’s why we see it left and right then irl for him is right and left
Bruh he knows which hand is which cameras flip things
You know this came out in 2018 and you made a comment 3 weeks ago and its 2020 already
Josh Kemt I think the camera is flipped
30:53
Oh what a wonderf-
SMACK: Gets hit by a shark
For some reason when you kept saying "With this crown" I kept thinking of Viktor from the movie "The Corpse Bride" where he kept going over his lines before his wedding day lolz
This is literally one of the funniest Markiplier videos I’ve ever seen and I can’t stop laughing lol
Same
I'm just saying, I could watch an entire talk show of flappy-mouth shark talking about whatever.
I like how Mark didn’t listen to himself when he was editing 🤣
I think that was intentional.
Ethan and Katherine edit his videos
Blep Ep Katherine quit a while ago
Dyamond Bolden most of the time it’s not him so...
Mousie87 didn’t Ethan quit too so that he could work on his own channel more?
I just spent almost an hour watching a grown man yell at his hands.
*-peak intelligence-*
blurryface 19 nice pfp
im sending nico after you
Love the fact that he called his left hand righty and his right lefty
mark says: " that's a weird time to cut the music"
Me: "what do you mean" (has Minecraft running in the background with the music playing)
Is this what AntsCanada does with his ants when he’s not recording?
Yes
Yes
Eyyy
*here we watch as Mark has emotional problems with his hands*
Quite right
Couldn't decide which one to use if you know what I mean
-again.
28:05 So... He flailed into one person killing them. Then nibbled on a wooden deck chair whilst his kill counter went up to 4. Was that just 3 people running into the ocean and drowning?
I like how there's a relaxing music in the background, but Mark shouts at the microphone and kills the ants with a shotgun
omg i LOVE shark simulator i swear i almost laughed a lung out.
*this channel is getting weirder and weirder*
ps: weird is good
Broken Unicorn yep
Broken Unicorn ‘tis is good
I love it💖
That's just Mark.... he gets weirder and weirder everyday
You must be new here. Hi, I'm Antiplier🙂
10:04 whole new meaning to “talk to the hand” 💀
Markifart: -kisses hand- I LOVE YOU RIGHTY!!!!!
Me: Is it just me or is that his left hand.....
GamingWith GamerWolfAB
I KNEW IT
I thought I was going crazy but nah I was right 😂
It is his left hand 🙃
The camera is mirrored so it looks like his left hand
Did you forget how mirrors work?
You are correct, everyone else is wrong. It would be mirrored, if when Mark held up the hands we see, The one he is calling lefty, showed a frontwards L, and the opposite for the right. If you can imagine the hand he kept calling Lefty, holding up to the camera, in the shape of an L, it would be a proper L for us- meaning the camera isn't mirrored. People are just really bad at directions, and mark forgot what hand is his left and right LMFAO
Me: *watches grown man call his left hand righty and yells at other*
Also me: top notch content
9:51
"Good ol' righty"
**proceeds to kiss left hand**
Camera flipped
I agree with the first reply.
I agree with the second reply
I agree with the third reply
I agree with the fourth reply
Can you imagine being mark, arguing and having a conversation with your hands and Amy just walks in 😂
That’d be funny 😂
Can you imagine being Amy? Watching your grown as husband arguing with his hands and then making them kiss for the camera?
mark, you can buy guns and swords and stuff in shark simulator with the money, which the next mission after you kill 50 people is to go buy a sword but, of course you have the attention span of a goldfish so you didn't make it that far xD
cinderwing
I think the game is far too silly to spend so much time on, it's a funny game but I understand that it would get old pretty quickly.
35:17
We need an Adult Swim show like this. About a Shark. At the Fun-Fare. Riding a carousel horse. Starring Mark as a Shark.
Mark, on shark simulator you can buy weapons, and hats, and do flips with a giant sword on your tail and spread mayhem and havoc, GET BACK AT IT.
PS:love you
I second this
He barely touched the game and there's so much crazy shit you can get up to in it.
Jacob Hanshew right, he didn't get even close to squeeze the fun out of it
9:54 im waiting for the people commenting "i wish i was that hand" LMAOOA
"I was weirded out by the tentacle at first, but now I'm into it."
“Hey Hannah, what did you do over summer vacation?”
“I watched a grown man talk to his hands and make out with them.”
“That’s nice. I went up north and it was great! Lemme tell you about it!”
Who’s Hannah?
Its a story that this person made
Who's Hannah?
What’s Hannah?
Why’s hanna?
Anyone else notice that mark was having a "fashion show" every time he played a different game?😂
Atleast I wasn’t the only one who noticed XD
Thank god I'm not the only one XD
That’s cause he played Godly Corp and Frog Sushi on streams
You're correct, he does like his fashion while playing games
yeah
Mark freaking out over killing ants is hilarious
Fun fact: If a shark flips upside down it becomes paralyzed.
🧀🧀🧀👙👙👙👙👢💎🎓😲🕶️👟👖👙👛👢
meme central omg relatable
And if a shark stops moving it cant breathe and it dies
Poor shark
;-;
Tutcamine and eventually dies because it cant flip itself back over.
I can't wait to see "5 Sexually Charged Games" and their all basically hand simulator games
•Man Kissing Righty And Yelling At Lefty But Then Does The Opposite•
This is great content
Oh and is he going to marry his hands yet?
Or is his hands going to marry each other???
Righty is the husband
And lefty is the wife!
XLilFozyX mark is the priest/marriage counselor
No they’re both husbands
Or both wifes
They're related though.
100th like yee
I live for mark talking to his own hands and handling them like i did with barbies in the past
“Ok I’ll play with myself” ;]
*spongebob thingy*1 min later
“LOOK IM BEATING MYSLEF IM BEATING MYSELF!!”
another min later..
Markiplier has a conversation with his hands and they end up making out in the end ;-;
It surely *DOES NOT* sound like something else...
Still a better love story than twilight
I think he's going insane
@@AfalseNotfalseQueen *SURELY*
@@hundger6441 going?