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He's like like a much superior version of Bryan Callen. He sets himself up to be the butt of the joke perfectly but he can carry the show any time he needs to.
@@desmond3399 I've laughed at and with Vos, Callen feels like he is trying to impress somebody but fails miserably. He reminds me of a date-r4p1st but with less charisma and charm.
He's naturally very smart, picked up the good traits you mentioned at an early age before he hit the drugs. His intelligence has been stagnant for a few decades I'd say. Lol
TH-cam won't even let me post her best line, so I'll have to make due. "Are you saying I had *relations* with my kids?" "I'm saying you (redacted) your (redacted)."
Always had respect for her here. She took a beating better than 99% of them would. She didn’t know she was going to get attacked by a cellar crowd monster when she walked in but she hung in there.
Fat chicks are usually better at taking a joke from what I’ve seen but I have never seen a fat chick take so many fat jokes without breaking down. She earned my respect too
This dummy thought because the other guys rag on him that Vos was bullshit. She didn't give him the respect he deserved; now she's in a gunfight with a professional gunslinger, taking shots to her big gut.
@@vicdmise I think she gave him plenty of respect, Vos just didn't know the difference between riffing on a bit and literally saying that children should be forced to work in diamond mines. He didn't get upset because she attacked him as a comic, he got defensive as a parent.
I have to say this whole channel is an impressive amount of effort with how diligently you cut out Opie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person be cut out so the rest of the content can still be enjoyable. Do you have a background in audio engineering?
@J V that’s why it’s so funny 😆 it’s like those old cartoons where they say something (“I win”) but they’re not validated because it’s the wrong day of the week ("but it's not Tuesday Patrick") In this line Vos says “you’re a 2 on Wednesday” which means she looks her best in the middle of the week. All the other days of the week she’s lower than 2 , so on average she must be one ugly bag. And Wednesday is not a significant day of the week so she’s in such disarray that she looks her very best when it’s not even important😆cause everyone knows Friday+the weekend is party/social time. I don’t like how you made me psychoanalyze Vos of all people, but it’s a good line. He also delivered it well
I give credit where credit is due......she may not have been quick enough to defend herself from Rich Vos's onslaught, but she took every shot to the chin and rolled with the jokes....she's a good sport 👌
She held her own for a woman. Vos actually got excited and stepped up his energy so she got my respect. When Vos is on his game, which he was, you can't survive those sniper shots.
i love listening to old bits and conversations that i have heard already, but without Opie and realize how much he used to destroy them. i am not an Opie hater, but i must admit his stories (when he decided to go into them) were terrible, his build-ups terrible, how he wanted to have attention was terrible to listen to. and when you hear some of these conversations and there is no that distraction its whole new show. i just wish you would do a little more Louis CK and Colin as they had some amazing conversations and themes that were terribly interrupted by Opie because for some reason Louis and Colin gave a lot of respect to him and Op felt very free with them with his bullshit.
@J V lol you are a hater you keep replying to other comments trying to say how bad vos is. Especially when you didn't get the "you're a 2 on a Wednesday." If everyone else is laughing and your not does that mean the world is crazy or you're just wrong.
The worst is when parents bring kids to a restaurant, how many times have there been children crying and screaming in a sushi place or Italian restaurant etc. kids don’t care about that kind of food! It’s just because the parents want adult food, let me tell you parents when you have kids there’s nothing more adult in your life you have to go to red Robin, Chuck E. Cheese, Denny’s, all those kid places. Leave the adult places for adults
Its 100% possible to have well behaved kids under control in public. My two girls NEVER acted up in public. Because we are responsible parents who also hate other peoples kids for the very reason everyone else does.
Interesting use of poor grammar while attempting to correct my own. Seems like you should take a minute and relax. Maybe don’t reply with shitty comments if you don’t have the capacity to make coherent statements. Just a thought.
Damn!! Atta boy Vos! What a smashing! I love how Rich drew the comparison to the lady and her cats about how she talked about her cats as if they were her kids. I don't think she ever realized she had the same habits as parents before that, and it was delivered in a bombshell burn 😂
Oh my God... This is the best I've ever seen Rich Vos! Well heard, but Jesus H. Christ ".... we are looking to move into other things." Vos: "How about her uterus, it's empty." 😭☠
@@pdworld2418 he sounds like a yes dear kind of person because he pointed out that one of the hosts was saying the exact same shit yet people are only focused on her? You should probably read your posts out in your head and see if they stand up to a second of scrutiny before posting.
Vos knew Bonnie would be listening, he's so bitch whipped he knew Bonnie would be threatened by this lady- she was funny and keeping up and wasn't even a comedian- so he attacked the weight. Defending the emotions of a not present wife is Vos. Truly the funniest man alive.
I'll never understand why as soon as they have kids your friends trying to push you to have them as well. It's because they're tired of watching me get up at 11:00 on Saturday and head down to foxwoods for the day without having to get a sitter. Or maybe it's how I can order pizza that has vegetables and meat on it instead of cheese pizzas or Chuck e cheese or Domino's. Or maybe it's because I can watch football on Sundays and Saturdays while you have to give up the TV so your kid can watch blippi and bluey. Having kids is gay
Say what you will about the man, you can’t deny that Ant is the quickest mf out there. “Say you and your lovely girlfriend-“ “Have an abortion?” My spleen…
@@StopReadingMyNameOrElse what argument did she lose again? Her and Ant were making blatantly ridiculous jokes about kids working in a diamond mine and Rich decided to take offense on behalf of parents everywhere. He got some great fat digs in, but there was no argument. If she 'lost' then Ant lost, but I notice you didn't say they both did. Vos lost the second he decided to take obvious jokes at face value.
I think kids would be better if they didnt think everything was magic. why do all the things that they tell Kids to make life "fun" and "whimsical" end up making them bitter disillusioned and paranoid
Weaselly people who think insulting the weak is enough to pass off as a joke in itself while never making jokes at the expense of the powerful are truly some of the most disgusting people out there. Almost all characters on this show seem to be of that kind, except for that O'Neal guy and Louis CK (at least to a far lesser extent). I believe it comes from some deep inferiority complex where they feel the need to bring others down in order to feel better about their miserables lives.
@@takkiejakkie5458 he's legitimately funny as hell, and I don't agree with any of his politics. Are you new to the show or something? Some of the funniest improv is out of his mouth, might not be the show for you, so you can save the pearl clutching and stop pretending the only people who find him funny like kicking puppies and spitting on the elderly. You have no idea what you're talking about, either about the show or with your dimestore psychology. You're acting like literally all he did was say shit about people with zero jokes or context and that's what people find funny. The guy did amazing impressions where he improved material on the spot, he didn't just come out, say a racial slur and then everybody laughed, because that's not how comedy works. Since you don't get it you just assume it's some shallow, facile thing where people are only laughing at him because they have zero empathy. You should only ever speak for yourself and leave the speculation to other people.
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I swear to god Vos is an anomaly bc he has the quickest wit for always being the dumbest in the room. “You don’t want to lose your shape?” Lol brutal
He's like like a much superior version of Bryan Callen. He sets himself up to be the butt of the joke perfectly but he can carry the show any time he needs to.
@@desmond3399 I've laughed at and with Vos, Callen feels like he is trying to impress somebody but fails miserably. He reminds me of a date-r4p1st but with less charisma and charm.
@@desmond3399 I don't know about carrying the show.. that's a bit far
a dull hammer can still be swung as quick as a sword
He's naturally very smart, picked up the good traits you mentioned at an early age before he hit the drugs. His intelligence has been stagnant for a few decades I'd say. Lol
I love Vos. Also, the lady guest here held her own. I thought she was a surprisingly good sport for such a hostile and vicious room.
@@jakeenan what a hypocritical statement
TH-cam won't even let me post her best line, so I'll have to make due.
"Are you saying I had *relations* with my kids?"
"I'm saying you (redacted) your (redacted)."
@@whahappend8222 I also wanted to write that quote and figured YT would never allow it 😂
Patrice was giving her some support.
Always had respect for her here. She took a beating better than 99% of them would. She didn’t know she was going to get attacked by a cellar crowd monster when she walked in but she hung in there.
Fat chicks are usually better at taking a joke from what I’ve seen but I have never seen a fat chick take so many fat jokes without breaking down. She earned my respect too
Agreed
Certainly better than a certain meaty-breasted loser that shall not be named
True
Better than Opie did ever and he did radio since he was 18
Listen ralphie😂
I was literally typing this..
This dummy thought because the other guys rag on him that Vos was bullshit. She didn't give him the respect he deserved; now she's in a gunfight with a professional gunslinger, taking shots to her big gut.
@@vicdmise there was really no need for that mean comment. 'Fat gut' lol
@@vicdmise I think she gave him plenty of respect, Vos just didn't know the difference between riffing on a bit and literally saying that children should be forced to work in diamond mines. He didn't get upset because she attacked him as a comic, he got defensive as a parent.
I’ve never heard a woman do so well on O & A. Props to her
But she’s not funny
@@clwww she got some laughs out of me and held her own.
@@clwww She’s not as brilliant as these guys are for sure, but she was quick and wasn’t just giving Marion comebacks, so good on her.
Lmao Patrice was being nice, he didn’t want to die laughing.
Vos has the body of one of those dead 50's gangsters, where the Feds all pose with the corpse.
Not funny
@@rubberchix You're funny though.
Funny looking.
@@jimmyrustler8983 you like your own comments
@@rubberchix Actually I'm liking yours.
Because I feel sorry for you.
@@jimmyrustler8983 I bet you reply again
I have to say this whole channel is an impressive amount of effort with how diligently you cut out Opie. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a person be cut out so the rest of the content can still be enjoyable. Do you have a background in audio engineering?
istg Anthony has to run this channel, it really is a labor of love
@@ItsPapaEddy if ant ran this channel wouldn’t it be a labor of hate?
It's Ant for sure 😂
If people stop having kids, 14 years from now Anthony wouldn't have any love interests left...
This chick was equal parts annoying and fun, she took the roofie joke better than most.
"you're a 2 on wednesday" LOL 12:25
@J V that’s why it’s so funny 😆 it’s like those old cartoons where they say something (“I win”) but they’re not validated because it’s the wrong day of the week ("but it's not Tuesday Patrick")
In this line Vos says “you’re a 2 on Wednesday” which means she looks her best in the middle of the week. All the other days of the week she’s lower than 2 , so on average she must be one ugly bag. And Wednesday is not a significant day of the week so she’s in such disarray that she looks her very best when it’s not even important😆cause everyone knows Friday+the weekend is party/social time.
I don’t like how you made me psychoanalyze Vos of all people, but it’s a good line. He also delivered it well
One of my favorite Patrice episodes. Vos absolutely kills
I give credit where credit is due......she may not have been quick enough to defend herself from Rich Vos's onslaught, but she took every shot to the chin and rolled with the jokes....she's a good sport 👌
Easy to take it on the chin when you have 2 of them
@@TehMr god diggity damn
This is hilarious, she surprisingly holding up and snapping back well to a comedian😂
"Thank god they never molested food like you did" 😂😂🤣
She held her own for a woman. Vos actually got excited and stepped up his energy so she got my respect. When Vos is on his game, which he was, you can't survive those sniper shots.
I peeped that. Vos gave a light insult to access the situation then went in.
Her joke about his pot belly bruising her forehead if she gave him head was hilarious
9:52 fawkin home run Patrice!
I've never rooted for Vos before.
please more patrice and rich clips
i love listening to old bits and conversations that i have heard already, but without Opie and realize how much he used to destroy them. i am not an Opie hater, but i must admit his stories (when he decided to go into them) were terrible, his build-ups terrible, how he wanted to have attention was terrible to listen to. and when you hear some of these conversations and there is no that distraction its whole new show.
i just wish you would do a little more Louis CK and Colin as they had some amazing conversations and themes that were terribly interrupted by Opie because for some reason Louis and Colin gave a lot of respect to him and Op felt very free with them with his bullshit.
Vos wasn’t letting up, at all, he was all gas no brakes. Poor Patrice was trying his best to defuse the situation.
11:03 Vos is neither.
Vos was amazing here 🤣
@J V ? ur just a hater... he was funny
@J V Nah. He stinks usually but here, he was killing.
@J V lol you are a hater you keep replying to other comments trying to say how bad vos is. Especially when you didn't get the "you're a 2 on a Wednesday." If everyone else is laughing and your not does that mean the world is crazy or you're just wrong.
"molested food"
I'm listening to this in the gym, I wouldn't recommend. Almost swallowed my tongue
The worst is when parents bring kids to a restaurant, how many times have there been children crying and screaming in a sushi place or Italian restaurant etc. kids don’t care about that kind of food! It’s just because the parents want adult food, let me tell you parents when you have kids there’s nothing more adult in your life you have to go to red Robin, Chuck E. Cheese, Denny’s, all those kid places. Leave the adult places for adults
Its 100% possible to have well behaved kids under control in public. My two girls NEVER acted up in public. Because we are responsible parents who also hate other peoples kids for the very reason everyone else does.
Lmao holy shit, Vos.
Hole-y shit
Lmfaooooo "why are you here with dead kids" 💀 😂 😭 i fucking love patrice bro rip to a god
Goddamn Rich is funny when he’s on
@J V Did we listen to the same clip? Nice write up, you’re wrong, but you used a lot of words, so that’s cool.
@J V why are you editing your comments. You mad?
Too bad Vos was arguing like a passive aggressive bitch to whole clip with his awful delivery.
Interesting use of poor grammar while attempting to correct my own. Seems like you should take a minute and relax. Maybe don’t reply with shitty comments if you don’t have the capacity to make coherent statements. Just a thought.
@J V what happened to your concern with grammar?
she was a better hang than the majority of female comics
Ant sounded like he was about to go piggin’
It's amazing how smooth these run without the opester. It's more than bearable. It's dare I say..... Great.
Damn!! Atta boy Vos! What a smashing! I love how Rich drew the comparison to the lady and her cats about how she talked about her cats as if they were her kids. I don't think she ever realized she had the same habits as parents before that, and it was delivered in a bombshell burn 😂
This is Vos at his finest. He was relentlessly vicious.
Vos murdered here. Dude was on fire
Yo. Look up The Most Vicious Show Ever.
Vos murders.
I took time to capitalize those letters so you better look that shit up. Haha
@@michaelpipkin9942 That's a good one 👍
Love this channel. Never realized how much Opie and Fez had in common. He didn't need to speak.
Great channel. Finally subbed. More patreeky and vosh!
Anthony has said many times that he was a crybaby as a boy..
Funny thing is - Anthony was the bigger whiner about kids than she was. She was a gamer for the Vos trash talk.
16:32
Hahahaha that kid will never forget that.
Framing that kid and then laughing at his suffering, Ant is just a little bit twisted LOL
“If the shoe fits, eat it” vos is a fuckin god 😂
I love Vos on this clip. He was hitting her with John Wick level precision.
13:57 Damn Vos😂😂😂
Oh my God... This is the best I've ever seen Rich Vos! Well heard, but Jesus H. Christ
".... we are looking to move into other things."
Vos: "How about her uterus, it's empty." 😭☠
…when Vos called her Ralphie (May)..
Best channel on TH-cam.
They are correct. Your kids are NOT everyone elses problem. They are YOURS. YOU deal with them.
“You’re a two on Wednesday”, god sometimes I love Vos.
To her credit she rolled with the punches pretty good. But it’d be hard to not roll when you’re a sphere
Vos is so triggered in this clip, it's great.
Hate opie this chan is awesome
lol vos really doesn't like her
@J V It's a good thing she didn't challenge him to a spelling bee, he might have gotten violent.
She is repulsive
@J V let’s be honest, she hates kids because she can’t have them. Every guy knew it, and she shouldn’t be so sensitive about the truth.
@J V you sound like a "yes dear" typa dude
@@pdworld2418 he sounds like a yes dear kind of person because he pointed out that one of the hosts was saying the exact same shit yet people are only focused on her? You should probably read your posts out in your head and see if they stand up to a second of scrutiny before posting.
"M0L3STED FOOD" LMAO I am stealing that.
oh my fuckin god Rich vos... LMAOOOO he said her books belong in truck stops LMAOOO
Vos knew Bonnie would be listening, he's so bitch whipped he knew Bonnie would be threatened by this lady- she was funny and keeping up and wasn't even a comedian- so he attacked the weight. Defending the emotions of a not present wife is Vos. Truly the funniest man alive.
Her name is. Adrianne Frost
I'll never understand why as soon as they have kids your friends trying to push you to have them as well. It's because they're tired of watching me get up at 11:00 on Saturday and head down to foxwoods for the day without having to get a sitter. Or maybe it's how I can order pizza that has vegetables and meat on it instead of cheese pizzas or Chuck e cheese or Domino's. Or maybe it's because I can watch football on Sundays and Saturdays while you have to give up the TV so your kid can watch blippi and bluey. Having kids is gay
Childless women are so happy
0 dislike. Loving it
Best channel on TH-cam!
he called her Ralphie xDDDDD
Having to guess, I’d put Vos’s IQ around 85-90, realistically.
She's miserable and angry. I hope she sits on her cats. ALL her cats, in one broad squish.
Say what you will about the man, you can’t deny that Ant is the quickest mf out there. “Say you and your lovely girlfriend-“
“Have an abortion?”
My spleen…
Vos was like the Guns of the Navarrone in this one.
Every time I listen to this it gets better some how lol
Ten dollars for this?! Nigga!!! 😂
Can you edit out the hole too?
It's a Nopie video. It's already been edited out.
@@-Trauma. ouch
Anthony?
@J V lmao have left like 20 comments on this video... so obsessed with Vos
@@StopReadingMyNameOrElse what argument did she lose again? Her and Ant were making blatantly ridiculous jokes about kids working in a diamond mine and Rich decided to take offense on behalf of parents everywhere. He got some great fat digs in, but there was no argument. If she 'lost' then Ant lost, but I notice you didn't say they both did. Vos lost the second he decided to take obvious jokes at face value.
I think kids would be better if they didnt think everything was magic. why do all the things that they tell Kids to make life "fun" and "whimsical" end up making them bitter disillusioned and paranoid
The most relatable title ever!
Patrice: She doesn’t fit into the black guys profile.
Cos: Why? Because she can write and read.
I had to pause the video for that one
Real ass dad Rich Vos everybody
Patrice O’Neal is such a comic gangsta
Vos was good here but he cries about people shit talking kids a bit much.
If he didn't go off on the woman he would have gotten an earful at home from his wife.
FYI: Vos is still bombing on the radio, jim and sam show!
VOS IS RUTHLESS!
vos is 100 in this snippet
lol Vos said Jahobo Witness
She’s awesome 😂
"You're a 2 on wednesday"
9:40 truth from Anthony
Vos killed it!
Vos is fucking hilarious
At the rate of ant backing her up I wonder if he ever backed it in to her?
Hey sis, that's not how dongs work lol
Vos is a savage
Flawless victory by vos
dat ink is fire
Hilarious roasting
Okay truck stop book - crash!
Cool lady
17:17 and that kid grew up to be Sue Lightning...and had the last laugh Ant.
Awww shit lady boy on deck.
F E E D N A N A
14:00 I really don't like Patrice's disingenuous horseshit like he's actually offended. She does fit the black profile and he knows it
You know Opie is bad when even Vos isn't edited out.
God Anthony talks way too much and constantly loops over the same point over and over, going nowhere.
lol i wanna see/hear Vos’ daughter do arab and chinese impressions
Lmfao
Squad
For a porko Adrienne is okay
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Who's the skirt?
That Anthony guy really is a pathetic, bitter, little sociopath, isn't he? Jesus Christ. It's not like he has any redeeming qualities either.
Yeah but at least he’s funny sometimes.
Weaselly people who think insulting the weak is enough to pass off as a joke in itself while never making jokes at the expense of the powerful are truly some of the most disgusting people out there. Almost all characters on this show seem to be of that kind, except for that O'Neal guy and Louis CK (at least to a far lesser extent). I believe it comes from some deep inferiority complex where they feel the need to bring others down in order to feel better about their miserables lives.
@@takkiejakkie5458 he's legitimately funny as hell, and I don't agree with any of his politics. Are you new to the show or something? Some of the funniest improv is out of his mouth, might not be the show for you, so you can save the pearl clutching and stop pretending the only people who find him funny like kicking puppies and spitting on the elderly.
You have no idea what you're talking about, either about the show or with your dimestore psychology. You're acting like literally all he did was say shit about people with zero jokes or context and that's what people find funny. The guy did amazing impressions where he improved material on the spot, he didn't just come out, say a racial slur and then everybody laughed, because that's not how comedy works. Since you don't get it you just assume it's some shallow, facile thing where people are only laughing at him because they have zero empathy. You should only ever speak for yourself and leave the speculation to other people.
@@whahappend8222 It may be I have seen too little from him, but what I did see was just lame nastiness.
You must be fun at parties