Opie & Anthony - Roasting Vos' "Old" Stand-up

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  • @TimeKillingFuel
    @TimeKillingFuel  6 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Opie & Anthony - Roasting Norton's Old Stand-up
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    • @cokedpoet8089
      @cokedpoet8089 4 ปีที่แล้ว

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  • @loonanite
    @loonanite 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    The funniest part is Patrice smashing Paul even tho Paul drove him and most likely drove him back home lmao

  • @hotdoggyydog
    @hotdoggyydog 5 ปีที่แล้ว +714

    Vos to Opie "you don't even have timing listening!"
    atta boy Rich

    • @rowdy1467
      @rowdy1467 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Time stamp?

    • @ericfay8302
      @ericfay8302 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@rowdy1467 29:02

    • @sterlingdemons6875
      @sterlingdemons6875 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stobe187
      @stobe187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      vos is the ultimate counterpuncher

    • @Talkingthekat
      @Talkingthekat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      But... I bet Rich called later and asked "Are we shtill cool?" Even that he did hit the destroyer hard so go Vos.

  • @mysonisanembarrassment
    @mysonisanembarrassment ปีที่แล้ว +118

    It's terrible how many times I've listened to this

    • @soysaucehairdye7869
      @soysaucehairdye7869 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      lol your avatar and profile name made me laugh

    • @mysonisanembarrassment
      @mysonisanembarrassment ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@soysaucehairdye7869 🔫😘 lol

    • @richardsagrit7153
      @richardsagrit7153 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I’ve listened to so many o and a playlists from Otto and george to Bobo to Joktober. The beauty is there’s so much you can eventually come back to these every 8-16 months and be reentertained time and time again. Don’t feel ashamed lol.

    • @jaywood5831
      @jaywood5831 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I come back to it about every year

    • @robaxl3088
      @robaxl3088 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      A thousand times for me easily

  • @ericsiggins254
    @ericsiggins254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    Thank God there's so much patrice material available

    • @aidenfrost7008
      @aidenfrost7008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Not enough :/

    • @gregjames5439
      @gregjames5439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      A-men

    • @wunii697
      @wunii697 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A Men

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And too much vos

    • @ericsiggins254
      @ericsiggins254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AxelSpott that mush mouth slur machine spitting jokes

  • @racketmuseum
    @racketmuseum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +175

    The panic of Anthony when he read out that callers joke that bombed was hilarious

    • @davidperez5089
      @davidperez5089 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Time stamp negro please -

    • @daxmiller35
      @daxmiller35 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@davidperez5089 15:05. "Paul from Lawrence said that." Hahahaha

    • @grilledlettuce1845
      @grilledlettuce1845 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That was probably his best impression of them all
      Spot on impression of Opie The Destroyer

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    Paul attacking Patrice was like a guy diving into helicopter blades.

    • @coloredgentleman
      @coloredgentleman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kantean Nightmare 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Maxdemon98
      @Maxdemon98 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      At least he went for it though, gotta give it up

    • @Crunchy_Black
      @Crunchy_Black 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Warehouse 13 .Regent I would give it up to him if he knew....but he obviously didn’t know how it would end. Grave Mistake 🤣😂

    • @jasonperry7010
      @jasonperry7010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Everyone likes a tryer

    • @flatterswhite
      @flatterswhite 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@jasonperry7010 a tryer?

  • @ClintEatswood
    @ClintEatswood ปีที่แล้ว +54

    "Go get me a coffee...Milk and Sweet n Low....and dont let your lips drip in it!"
    So good.

    • @Ckeller90
      @Ckeller90 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂😂😂😂 that shit kills me everytime

  • @natturner534
    @natturner534 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I come back to this 3-4 times per year. Never gets old

  • @scorcoz
    @scorcoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    I love how Anthony completely dodged the fact that he used to have long, greasy, curly locks just like Vos

    • @MedroffYT
      @MedroffYT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      “Anthony CU-mia”

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      There's a reason why Colin referred to Ant & Rich as "dumb Yemeni cousins"

    • @naylik2562
      @naylik2562 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Anthony Cum Mia

    • @sunnyside9273
      @sunnyside9273 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@oneskinnyhonky Colin called Ant a back alley Tunisian knife fighter

    • @JoeBat95
      @JoeBat95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@oneskinnyhonky dumb Yemeni cousins is the funniest shit I've heard.

  • @kanteannightmare
    @kanteannightmare 5 ปีที่แล้ว +294

    You know you're bombing when your race joke make Ant groan…

    • @jessdckey7712
      @jessdckey7712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Anthony wont allow racism to look bad.

    • @nexttonowhere
      @nexttonowhere 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@jessdckey7712
      this is fucking hilarious

  • @AndrewBarsky
    @AndrewBarsky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +320

    Paul is definitely out of his league, but I must give him credit for stepping up to the plate and giving it a shot. I can say with 100% certainty that any of us would crumble against the assault offered up by the room.

    • @yootangclan
      @yootangclan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yup he sounds like a dick but still gotta give him credit for not giving up

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      I'd crumble with laughter & be useless, as far as slinging jokes back. It would've been an honor to get trashed by Patrice.

    • @freudgv
      @freudgv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Would u give a man credit for slapping 27 y.o mike tyson?

    • @Wearenotwell
      @Wearenotwell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      He also sneaks a few really good ones in at the end about MSG.
      Patrice says he will be at MSG and Paul comes back straight away with “what sweeping up?”

    • @jonathancarpenter399
      @jonathancarpenter399 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Agreed. He could've fared a bit better had he just leaned into the lips thing for a second and make clit joke or something, Jim would've been on his side lol

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

    2:38
    Great job Opie, telling the comedians to "hold on hold on hold on" so you could go for a visual joke. Excellent, Mr. I've Been Doing Radio Since I Was 18.

    • @ilovehotbbq5307
      @ilovehotbbq5307 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He knows how to do Ray De OOOOOOOH

    • @sobbyhasselhoff
      @sobbyhasselhoff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It was 20 years ago. Get over it.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sobbyhasselhoff You tell em Ant!

    • @joebarracuda6038
      @joebarracuda6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@olliefoxx7165 or ope

    • @joebarracuda6038
      @joebarracuda6038 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      44:44 "are we done with the relationship jokes" God they should've jumped on him for that one! I usually don't like the pure opie bashing, cause they all annoyed me once in a while. But what the Hell did he contribute to this whole thing? And he has the balls to interrupt the comics doing their thing?

  • @VisionPoet
    @VisionPoet 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Fxck. They spent 25 mins just going in on each other before the tape even started 😂😂😂😂

  • @Sixstringman
    @Sixstringman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    I could listen to this all day, but let's find out what Mike from New Jersey is thinking.

    • @xxxViceroyxxx
      @xxxViceroyxxx 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Mmmmikayyyyy!

    • @jeredsteadman4160
      @jeredsteadman4160 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      What a jerk doing his job

    • @barryyyy.e
      @barryyyy.e หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jeredsteadman4160 his job is to provide no comedy at all and yell “HOLD ON! HOLD ONNNN!!!” while four of the funniest dudes on radio, and Paul, are riffing killing the flow?

    • @jeredsteadman4160
      @jeredsteadman4160 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@barryyyy.e yeeeeessss. "on radio" and easy on the 4 of the funniest dudes propaganda

  • @goreds551
    @goreds551 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "His opening joke is his closer now." Hahaha

  • @thundergod9796
    @thundergod9796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    I wish this show was still around obviously with Patrice but this is so much better than podcasts

    • @felixortiz12183
      @felixortiz12183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Someone actually put up a podcast page with every episode that had Patrice in it whole episode I’ve been listening to it on Apple podcast

    • @max2493
      @max2493 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@felixortiz12183 just found it and added it to my library…thanks!👍🏾

    • @tnq3882
      @tnq3882 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@max2493 what’s the name?

  • @TroubleOnTheWaters
    @TroubleOnTheWaters 2 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    2:20* soul glo
    3:20 drug mouth
    4:34 crack sweat
    10:05* jewish slaves
    13:16* coffee lips
    14:30 barney emmy
    27:00 Vos slurp sing
    29:00 timing listening
    30:50 teeth jokes
    1:03:00* Paul bombs
    1:05:45 Paul doing characters

  • @tylerc760
    @tylerc760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    It’s fun hearing vos get beat up but he is a great counterpuncher and is hilarious “tootsie roll” hahaha

  • @thepeckhampoet1909
    @thepeckhampoet1909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Coming back for nostalgia, this was one of the funniest opie and Anthony shows ever.
    The music from coming to America hair product advert still kills me.
    So many lines you miss, your teeth was rotting in order, being one of them.
    Wish we could find the original stand up footage of gressy vos.

  • @BickBickersen
    @BickBickersen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Vos’s to Opie “you don’t even have timing listening” killer

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I noticed that Opie only really let Ant goof on him. There's a couple he was cool with (paralyzed Opie) but usually got defensive with anyone but Ant.

    • @Swoost
      @Swoost ปีที่แล้ว +9

      ​@@charlest5604until he got defensive with Ant and destroyed their professional relationship

  • @tastemaker_87
    @tastemaker_87 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the CHAOS of this, I listen back cos there's always a comment or insult i missed before amongst the chaos 😆

  • @Hotsaucedeluxe
    @Hotsaucedeluxe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    This was the segment that turned me into a permanent fan. I remember listening to this riding the bus home.

  • @WaldoCarmen
    @WaldoCarmen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    "This was 13 years ago.. what was that, 1989?"
    Damn, dude. This clip itself is more than 17 years old now, making this vos tape 30 goddamn years old

    • @Theycallmethek3
      @Theycallmethek3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I was born then lol

    • @sicwitit9918
      @sicwitit9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @anonymous ooh, careful with that old bit, the rust might give you tetanus

    • @sicwitit9918
      @sicwitit9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @anonymous it does, kinda like your generation before complaining about the kids they made

    • @sicwitit9918
      @sicwitit9918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @anonymous the internet was made before your generation you dult, pre vietnam. And na, i got booted at 16 by my mothers junkie boyfriend who sounds about your age. He now lives with his grandmother, my mother lives with her mother, and im paying off my second home. Anything else?

    • @Mike-cd7bj
      @Mike-cd7bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2002 god damn. Ain't that some shit

  • @phendformyself
    @phendformyself 6 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    15:49 "I had a punchline but forgot it." God damn Rich is the greatest XD

  • @haloslipping3218
    @haloslipping3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Paul and Opie deserve each other

  • @MeenBean
    @MeenBean 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Ant’s impression of Dice kills me every time

    • @nonconformist01
      @nonconformist01 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      OH! Now it’s mine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @simbarabsha904
    @simbarabsha904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    30:50 ‘your teeth snuck out!’ 😂😂😂 good lord that was worth every laugh it got

    • @VonTaylan
      @VonTaylan ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂

  • @Felipe-go9hm
    @Felipe-go9hm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "I kidney stone washed my car today" Jimmy Norton sharp as ever in this one

    • @THERobertL2000
      @THERobertL2000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣 Agreed!

    • @PonySlaystati0n
      @PonySlaystati0n 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Didn’t get the laugh it deserved

  • @miggz88
    @miggz88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    When they play the soul glo theme 😭😭😭😭💀

  • @tomfranklinart7883
    @tomfranklinart7883 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    " you flossed with beef jerky....you were a mess" looool

  • @derekjay.s
    @derekjay.s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    Opie reading from instant feedback is his only chance to get a jab in

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      and he can barely manage that half the time, the mumbling prick.

    • @lockandreload
      @lockandreload 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Look up "straight man"

    • @I_AM_BAYTOR
      @I_AM_BAYTOR 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Look up "hole"

  • @fryloc359
    @fryloc359 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I love that they can rip the absolute shit out of each other and laugh about it.

  • @Woodzo
    @Woodzo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    "when they were building Pyramids they were cleaner" think i nearly choked on my drink

    • @godlesspeacesign8852
      @godlesspeacesign8852 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      "Jesus, Chosen People, brush ya teeth!"

  • @scottbaylo
    @scottbaylo 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    35:45 the Leno bit is friggin hilarious! I would’ve loved to hear them do a 2 hour continuation on that one joke.

  • @mawbts530
    @mawbts530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +196

    When Patrice roasts someone, he sounds funny. When Paul Mercurio roasts someone, he just sounds mean. What a difference tone makes.

    • @KulZaze
      @KulZaze 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The main reason for this is experience Patrice trains through trashing everyone & getting trashed and Paul memorized his trashing lines

    • @JBrown_Trivium
      @JBrown_Trivium 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      100%. When the comics from the table, ( Kelly, Vos, Burr, Hart, ONeal, Norton, etc.) All bash each other it's for humor and to make the others laugh. Its fuckin BRUTAL but hilarious. Mercutio just doesnt have the grace to trash someone without sounding like a mean little kid. Comes across as desperate

    • @T_D_B_
      @T_D_B_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      One is a funny dude, the other is a twat

    • @TheeAccountable
      @TheeAccountable 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He comes off as panicky, like a cat backed into a corner hissing

    • @drock6966
      @drock6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@TheeAccountable 😆😆😆 That was a good one!! Yeah Paul sounds like he's purposely trying to hurt others feelings instead of trying to be funny.

  • @aclambert8581
    @aclambert8581 6 ปีที่แล้ว +163

    Old Vos looks like Dustin Hoffman in "Hook"

  • @walesisasum
    @walesisasum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    13:20 "Milk and Sweet n Low, and don't let your lips drip in it". Probably Vos' best smash ever

    • @tylerc760
      @tylerc760 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Rich is a counterpuncher he’s funny af even if we like him getting beat up.. tootsie roll hahaha!!!

    • @ProfessorCDO
      @ProfessorCDO 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      That shit had me in tears

  • @alexnelsonamaya1
    @alexnelsonamaya1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +200

    "I don't like the fact he has little children hands with grown man diseases

  • @coach3155
    @coach3155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    opie and anthony is like WWE for comics

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      The more comics there are in the studio, the more it becomes the Royal Rumble of comedy.

  • @willville101
    @willville101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    14:10 Rich Vos had Patrice's back with this one 😂😂😂 that emmy was a heavy punch but Rich was ready.

    • @Mangaboy69
      @Mangaboy69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      That was amazing

    • @KerkinWayno
      @KerkinWayno ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Patrice loved that trashing tho 😂😂

    • @Kobe-jz2zz
      @Kobe-jz2zz ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMFAOOOOO VOS WENT OFF

    • @grandpacreampie
      @grandpacreampie 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It was more like an aerobics teacher landing a jab on Roberto Duran then Marvin Hagler killing dude with body shots

  • @ozzy7609
    @ozzy7609 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    35:46 I repeat this to myself every damn day and it never fails to make me laugh out loudly.

  • @ericpettyfishing
    @ericpettyfishing ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Man, I always love coming back and listening again.

  • @russBwright
    @russBwright 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    45:43
    Anthony Kills & Patrice with the most infectious laugh ever

  • @aaronalviar9137
    @aaronalviar9137 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Voss is great, catching up on all these old shows is great and I like how Voss can take a ball busting and keep rolling.

  • @crazydrummer99999
    @crazydrummer99999 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "He looked like a sea creature it was awful."

    • @ballzoffire123
      @ballzoffire123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      4:01 🤣🤣

    • @Yophillips3272
      @Yophillips3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @reptard You ever drunk Bailey's from a shoe?

  • @Timillionaire
    @Timillionaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    Cant believe this was 2002

    • @Willthrill8
      @Willthrill8 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      TimboSlice I totally thought this was the Xm days

    • @Timillionaire
      @Timillionaire 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Will Falls same but if that dates correct in the description, this was right when they began Tough Crowd. Crazy to think about

    • @DWAC
      @DWAC 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      22 years ago 😭

  • @painjammin
    @painjammin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    "The last time I saw lips like that there was a plate in one of them!" LMAO!!!!

  • @WaldoBagelTopper
    @WaldoBagelTopper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Lol vos always uses “alright?” as a crutch lmao he seeks approval in mid shootout 😂

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      "Firshzt of all, alright? Hereshz da ting, okay?... what washz I tawlking about?"
      (Vos proceeds to laugh way too hard at himself)

  • @OrangeElixir
    @OrangeElixir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Every time they play the "Soul Glo" theme, I picture Vos walking in slow motion, with his long, glistening curls and his sinfully revealing Daisy Dukes, batting his eyelashes and swinging his hips coquettishly. And all I can do is stare and wonder to myself, "How does he part his teeth on the side like that?"

  • @hisdangerousness
    @hisdangerousness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Every second of Patrice is valuable, him lighting up Vos doubly so!!! Thanks for all the gold😁

  • @sea4our
    @sea4our 2 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    i fucking miss Patrice O'Neal. this man was criminally underrated. dude was just too real for Showbiz lol

  • @Cosmo87-
    @Cosmo87- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    4:02 “he looked like a sea creature he was AWFUL” Lololol

  • @jaimeherrera4995
    @jaimeherrera4995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    How is Patrice O'Neal not more known?! So funny

  • @YusiDJordan
    @YusiDJordan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The fact that you included Randy from Sexual chocolate in this thumbnail makes you my favorite youtuber.

  • @stonedskeptic4146
    @stonedskeptic4146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Vos hit the nail on the head, Mercurio tries to be Lewis Black but it just comes off as mean spirited and cringey.

  • @jkake2434
    @jkake2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    "Floss with beef jerky." Norton
    "You look like you had the first case of aids." O'neal
    Gold.....

  • @didisaythat4230
    @didisaythat4230 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Rich vos was one of my favorite OnA guests

  • @chuckcelano5605
    @chuckcelano5605 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Patrice is still here in spirit laughing his confused ass off at all of us in between roasting Greg giraldo and Moses.

    • @LRrealest
      @LRrealest 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      RIP Patrice and Greg

  • @jcee6886
    @jcee6886 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Patrice killed me with the line, I can open with a woman but I can't close the deal. I get all nervous and spit on her

  • @felixortiz12183
    @felixortiz12183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Always loved how Vos would throw in where he was performing while getting bashed lol also when they make fun of Paul saying mofo I died 😂😂😂

  • @Nc18554
    @Nc18554 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Whenever patrice and Vos were on, you knew it was gonna be fucking hilarious.

  • @ZBR_ProXP
    @ZBR_ProXP 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    “Here’s another plug for Paul… his hair”

  • @drock6966
    @drock6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    45:50 "Good tidings to you/ You white honkey Jew. OH!!" in Andrew Dice Clay's voice KILLS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME!!! 😆😆😆

  • @oneskinnyhonky
    @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Vos thinks he's a seven because Bonnie settled for him, not realizing that she's (as Colin said) a Canadian hayseed who doesn't know any better.

    • @kevinerosa
      @kevinerosa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The greatest joke at the Vos roast, "Bonnie fulfilled her dream of coming to America and getting stupid Rich"

    • @MaoMoney
      @MaoMoney 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Bonnie ain't exactly a looker

    • @Zorichai
      @Zorichai 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kevinerosa That was awesome, you see Jimmy’s face at the time his reaction is like omg why didn’t I think of that

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@MaoMoney
      I'd hit it but that doesn't mean much

  • @ajcopple
    @ajcopple 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This show was special. Just a bunch of dudes trashing each other, real shit

  • @Xeno389
    @Xeno389 4 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    Vos after bombing a joke for the 48th time: "That wash good guysh"

    • @Mike-cd7bj
      @Mike-cd7bj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Heresht dathing...

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or he interrupts his own punchline because his confidence trickles out while he's speaking. He needs someone like Mercurio to follow him around so he has someone to make fun of at a moment's notice.

    • @majinboot8775
      @majinboot8775 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love how he immediately moves on after a bomb-listen, you stink.

    • @dannyambros7613
      @dannyambros7613 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You read, John?!?

    • @JRC99
      @JRC99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Heresh da thing, okay?
      @Mike-cd7bj

  • @SnarkticonDM
    @SnarkticonDM 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I never heard of Paul Mecurio, now I know why.

  • @rowdy1467
    @rowdy1467 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Mercurio couldn't hang. Haha

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He has the same self-righteousness that DeRosa has.

  • @OHGEEH
    @OHGEEH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Patrice and Paul Mercurio roasting each other had me PISSING myself the whole time

  • @DiggitySlice
    @DiggitySlice 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Good thing Opie cut all the riffng and having fun short so he could do the totally-not a-hack-radio-bit at the end

  • @Doorito_
    @Doorito_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    “These aren’t fake teeth, they’re caps...”

    • @ajlukelepuke
      @ajlukelepuke 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Real enough

    • @TheeAccountable
      @TheeAccountable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One of the best jabs at Vos’ fake teeth was from Bobby Kelly in the most vicious episode on O&A
      Someone complimented Vos and goes “your teeth do look good”
      “Not his teeth, THOSE teeth” Bobby Kelly

  • @masamune28954
    @masamune28954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "We can all smell it on you" is such a killer comeback

  • @tardisnkamino
    @tardisnkamino 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Thank you for the thumbnail, I couldn’t even imagine in my wildest dreams what Vos looked like back then

  • @920WASHBURN
    @920WASHBURN ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I think Bonnie said it best "someone who looks like that shouldn't have this much confidence".

  • @stobe187
    @stobe187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    every time I listen to this I cringe at how petty and angry Paul sounds. he knows full well he is a lightweight when compared to the killers in the room, and he can't stand it.

    • @felixortiz12183
      @felixortiz12183 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love how he tries to brag about his Emmy and they just laugh at him like who cares

  • @sw333n3y
    @sw333n3y 6 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    07:50 "Voss had the first case of aids, he had to."

  • @SwizzleStickMcGee
    @SwizzleStickMcGee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Paul Mercurio makes Vos look like Pryor.

  • @brianewing5778
    @brianewing5778 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "That was like one Yates child after the other." Fucking Norton is the best!!!

  • @klipser66
    @klipser66 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    6:10 "You had teeth like a Bosnian Serb" ahahahahahaha true

  • @leedobson
    @leedobson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Vos is a hell of a good sport

  • @TheJayofthejungle
    @TheJayofthejungle 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "He looked like a white-trash Dracula" - Patrice about Vos

    • @drock6966
      @drock6966 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      LMAO!! 😆😆😆😆

  • @captainahab3694
    @captainahab3694 6 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    Paul was awful omg

    • @jscordoba3
      @jscordoba3 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Paul nearly ruins this clip. Patrice is just that funny he overpowers Paul's nonsense

    • @slimmike56
      @slimmike56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Hes like a broad

    • @pwfortner
      @pwfortner 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He stinks

    • @ammagnolia
      @ammagnolia ปีที่แล้ว

      Was he suppose to be that bad? It was like that was his mission and he was gonna complete it come hell or high water

  • @DukeOfAllPixels
    @DukeOfAllPixels 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    When Colin called Vos the greatest counter puncher ever, man was that the perfect description:) love all these guys and miss these days!

  • @mvanse
    @mvanse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Patrice slamming everybody and then getting destroyed at 1:11:00 is hilarious

  • @willville101
    @willville101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Opie always promoted Patrice O'Neal the most. RIP The Great Patrice O'Neal ☝🏽👑🎩

  • @useroldaccount
    @useroldaccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Lol some of Vos' comebacks to Mercurio here were hysterical to be fair. Had Patrice dying too.

    • @charlest5604
      @charlest5604 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You could hear the joy in Patrice's laugh every time Vos trashes Mercurio.

  • @scampoli25
    @scampoli25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Rich now looks like a body building dwarf that was apart of a half assed supersoldier program

    • @drewinsur7321
      @drewinsur7321 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PISTOL PETE lol
      With that gypsy mouth it should be like "captain romanian"

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      One time Rich took his shirt off on Tough Crowd and Patrice said he was built like an ant, called him "thorax body", THEN held up a cupcake & said, "Vos jumped out of this!"

    • @nicm238
      @nicm238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@oneskinnyhonky lmaoo I can hear him sayin it too

    • @oneskinnyhonky
      @oneskinnyhonky 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@nicm238 It happens at the 12 minute mark. Warning, though, you're gonna see a topless Vos in daisy dukes.
      th-cam.com/video/GELn-6JdFf0/w-d-xo.html

  • @ThePigeonmilk
    @ThePigeonmilk 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Paul is the friend that comes around because they all do the same thing but noone invites him. He just shows up

  • @chrissiano82
    @chrissiano82 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Where you going on your honeymoon, bowcraft?” I wish that got a response 😂😂😂

  • @gary6006
    @gary6006 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    God damn, Patrice was a fucking assassin. He could verbally take down ANYBODY! He's so fucking missed!

  • @wesleyparish5797
    @wesleyparish5797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “You have a day job at night!” goddamn Patrice was the greatest. RIP. My favorite of all time.

  • @tonygbeulie8462
    @tonygbeulie8462 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    "Hello folks how you doin'?
    -Boooo!!
    -Strip!"

  • @TheSpear
    @TheSpear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "he looks like he drank crack"- patrice oneal.

  • @mrj509
    @mrj509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Rest in peace Patrice

    • @MrUrech
      @MrUrech 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Rest in patrice

  • @martinsuareznunez2620
    @martinsuareznunez2620 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    10:05 patrice leveling the place for the 17th time … men he was a comedy genius

  • @0scJohnson0
    @0scJohnson0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The saxophone in the background 😆

  • @irondirigible4216
    @irondirigible4216 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Vos's old material is still better than 99% of all female comics today.

    • @mikehoncho5764
      @mikehoncho5764 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Female comics are horrible

    • @Citizen__X1
      @Citizen__X1 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Who’s the 1%?

    • @irondirigible4216
      @irondirigible4216 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Citizen__X1 IDK, Sarah Silverman, but like 15 years ago lol

  • @LexTreefrog
    @LexTreefrog 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Rich Vos is the funniest soul to ever grace this earth I swear to all that is holy

  • @doomlava8
    @doomlava8 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Now i see why Paul Mercurio is virtually unknown.