Patrice O'Neal | Patrice O’Neal Live! (Full Comedy Special)
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- According to Patrice, kids can't help but laugh when they see something funny, even if it is impolite. Adults learn not to do that “but your first feeling,” Patrice insists, “is your real feeling.” In an exuberant half-hour from 2002, O’Neal goes after the real ways we all feel about sex, race, and each other.
Studios: KMW Productions, Messina Baker Entertainment
Director: Keith Truesdell
Producers: Richard Baker, Rick Messina, Ken Weinstock
Writer: Patrice O'Neal
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2024 and if he was alive he would be the TOP COMEDIAN today is his time. He was far ahead of his time
2023 and we still miss you. Rest easy
Have you ever took down your Christmas tree and found a present you didn't know was for you, that's how this feels
that’s real, I got shivers
Never seen this one, so thankful 🥲
Couldn't agree more. Stumbled upon before getting my morning going. Feels like a good day!
Christmas did in fact come twice!
The other day I looked and found a hidden piece of sushi that I almost threw away
“There’s no way to express what comedy lost with the passing of Patrice O’Neal” - Bill Burr.
@MKULTRA maaaaan stfu
@MKULTRA how? Stupid just spitting whatever he wants cause he has a bad day. Burrs one of the greatest comics of our time
Gotta love Bill he's always showing mad respect to his friends that have passed, rip Charlie Murphy, Patrice, and George Carlin.
@MKULTRA u do realize he know nia for most of his early career right?
@MKULTRA Lol I have to imagine the ONLY reason why YOU think he has no balls, is cause he's married....which is a stupid opinion if so, because literally NOTHING about his personality says "im not masculine" its actually the opposite, EVEN while he's married, and I on't even care for marriage like that for me, and I can see he don't take bullshit
RIP brother. So funny and genuine that you continue to inspire to this day. One could only hope to have that type of impact on this earth
“Chemotherapy classes” didn’t get NEAR the love it should have....
I'm crying bro
chemotherapy classes?
@@cruisecontrol7911 figure it out!
Ikr 😂
my thoughts exactly haha what the fuck
When he said "Now I gotta lose weight to stay alive, and that's not enough motivation for me." that made me laugh out loud and extremely sad at the same time. RIP
dude! same thing when it ended ... i wanted it to go on ... i can hear this dude forever ... time to listen to The Black Phillip show
humor is often a shield against the uncomfortable truth. That's why self-deprication is such a big thing in comedy. Sadly, he knew he wouldn't be able to turn shit around, not as easy as shoving that misery into his routine. Funny and sad at the same time is the best comedy as far as I'm concerned. Funerals tend to be better too with a few laughs, for similar reasons - good thing Patrice provided us with more than a few ;)
Rest in peace, O'neal.
"You don't catch a thousand pounds"
Fucking Hilarious 😂
I lost it!
@Alex Dahl it's easy to blame people for stealing jokes but common sense that's just a general idea that people don't get fat overnight may get interpreted in different but similar jokes
"Turn your draws backwards cause it fits better" ayoo 😂😂😂
😂
"That was magic, wasn't it?"
- Legendary Patrice O'Neal
Def wasnt.
R.I.P. dear Patrice!You made a lot of people happy!Totally genius guy!
Man, I miss him. That whole riff on tricking God is just the Genesis story: "Who told you you were naked?" He was an absolute genius.
"It's just the story of Genesis"
Yea, that's exactly how it goes in the Bible.
Genius at work .
Man I miss this dude. One of the most influential men in my life that I’ve never had the pleasure of meeting. R.I.P. Patreeky
A Timeless Comedian, First time ever seeing one of his skit's, And Mastered Comedy! Patrice O. Will never ever be forgotten, Greatness, Is the only way to describe how P. was able to bring Laughter, Smile's without any effort at all.(RIP) BRO. 💟💟💟💟💟
Amazing! RIP Patrice. We Miss You!!
The guy was just outstanding every single time he got on the mic
I miss him so much, as raucous and dark as Patrice was his heart was huge and his honesty cathartic and hysterically funny.
Miss you BROTHER! GOD BLESS YOU!
Holy fuck that ventriloquism was amazing! I never knew he could do that ❤🙏🏽💯 the legend
I died when he did that tears was rolling down my face 😂😂
Cheers for the upload. Incredible to see some new Patrice. RIP Legend
Patrice O'Neal is the man. We miss you and honesty we we you right now. Man.
I saw this shit in my 20's. Laughed my ass off.
Now, in my late 30's, it's just as funny, but hits way different.
Like Challenger 2 tank different.
Shit's heavy now.
Ask Chris Rock told him. "Is anyome funnier than you? Really, Really."
Damn..... been hearing his name in the comic circles. Like in Rogan podcast, Bill Burr, etc..... barely checked him out..... FUCKING HILARIOUS! Can't wait to go through all his stuff. R.I.P.
The laughs he gets are just different. You can get deep breaking them down.
he was a psychologist and sociologist
Patrice should be 10x more famous than he is. He's not here to promote his own work anymore so we should all make sure to do it for the rest of our lives.
All time favorite comic .
This is a blessing to find new Patrice.
not even telling jokes he's just spitting facts
Wow, never heard the ventriliquist joke before, 10/10 of course! 😃
That was a great genuine performance of the guy 👌
Patrice O'Neal & Ban Mac lived us too early they tell jokes like so easy
The realest comedian to ever do standup. I miss the big guy! He in heaven right now at a comedy club on stage killing.
This is by far funnier than anything he’s ever done where was this all my life 😭😭🤣🤣🤣 its 1am! 2024 im dying laughingg got work early tomorrowwww ahhhh
22 year old video still amazing writing and relevant.
Lord God I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂😂
The best Irish comedian ever
We need patrice today more than ever
RIP to the great one.
Even when I know the joke is coming the punchline gets me everytime
THE REALEST THERE EVER WAS AND EVER WILL BE.
Greatest stand up ever imo 👍
Legend
Gone Too Soon Rip Patrice.
just came off joe rohan podcast with kevin heart never heard of him before might be the funniest dude i’ve ever seen in my life 😭 like he said thst first thought is real and anything is is tricking god its good to be real and u
I wish I could still laugh at people with funny shaped heads
Never laughed so hard..... 😂
one of the goats
Legend 💯☝️
When he said the joke @9:31 I felt that. I went by Jesse in highschool and people either sung that Disney show song to me or they loved yelling my name from across the room
One word"Legend"
I was taking a drink of water during the porn joke (I knew better) and I spit water everywhere 😂😂😂😂.
0:14 Elon musk confirmed?
The Comedians Comedian💪🏿
Nikka is dope 😂🤣😂🤣
This cured my hangover
That nice ass signal is so universal and timeless
Man patrice was a genius so sad he had to leave earth so early😕
i miss this big guy 😢
"I gotta lose weight to stay alive, and that's not enough motivation for me".
Man... RIP Patrice
Yeah that line hit harder then he thought it would over time
Ya that one hit. He wasn't lying...
He was exposing his pain.
Literally after that line I went to the comments. RIP Patrice
Wow...how ironic
RIP P.O.
If Patrice wouldve died at 100, he still wouldve been gone too soon. This man is a legend. RIP
Yes
I wouldn't want to torture him by keeping him alive that long
@@realSpook Yeah, he went out in a tragic way, "but what if that wasn't the case?" is what they're saying.
He died at 177 years old tho
One of the few comedians that I can listen to old material, all alone and still double over in real laughter.
Finding a new video of Patrice I haven't seen before is like finding a $100 in the pocket of a pair of pants I haven't worn in ages.
Owwhh..oh..I have had that happen ...a few times ..Thatz a blessing to have those happen.❤
One time I found an old piece of fried chicken. It was good and I got a real treat the next morning. You see I had also had some corn. So when I was passing the old fried chicken out my asshole corn shot out like a machine gun. 😊
Nah you're just forgetful and got lucky a woman ain't wash them clothes for you@@osirisdelacroix6272
Theres not enough
It’s worth so much more than that
Just when I thought I've seen ever Patrice video on the internet... another one shows it's head.
Ayo I was just watching your vids man
The best surprises on youtube. EVER
You funny too doe. big ups
my thoughts 1 on 1 my man
This is to balance out the cancel culture lol
It’s 2024 and I miss this dude SO MUCH!😢
We need him now so much! If his voice was in the game, the whole climate would shift.
Look up ( Opie and Anthony movies ) it’s 3 hours of excellence.
Elite comedy
I thought I liked him too, but the first joke shows that it was nothing but a piece of shit of shit racist so..
Makes my day when I see something new that I’ve not seen before . Legend RIP Patrice
Same, especially after seeing killing is easy
@@nelq415 still not been able to see it yet living in the U.K , hoping for a link to get posted for the unedited version
@@gavinblakeway Same here (From UK!)
@@gavinblakeway same here, i still can't, if you find it please comment it
Yep
"Exactly... He ate. You don't catch a thousand pounds."
The timing on that is god level. 😂
Someone in the crowd interrupted, with he ate, so Patrice was responding to that while timing the delivery
absolute GOAT
@Great White Cat she said good story dude ,she said at the start here we go here we go when he said rednecks
@@luchodore she said good story dude so he just pawned her off wirh Exactly he ate to shut her mouth
That's 3 of me, and one dude with pneumonia. 🤣
This bit had me crying 😂
Just watched the doc and now straight into something I didn’t see already of Mr.P.
LONG LIVE BLACK PHILLIP!
Where did you get it?
"I am not Black Phillip"
@@christianmaas8934 sorry,cult of black Phillip
@@salmanmazumder6148 go down to the comment of „unknown psycho“. I answered it under the comment
yessirr
"This dude was a thousand pounds,So he was three of me, And another dude with pneumonia." 😂😂😂😆
Read this as soon as he said it 😂😂😂💀💀💀
I was cracking up when he said that!😄
@@EverywhereAndNowhere yoooo i am telling u lol i had to rewind it lol
Louis CK stole that joke from him
😆 🤣
What kills my heart is knowing how much he would have destroyed, been canceled and flourished in the last ten years. We all lost a prophet.
Yeah man
And what's worse, is he, himself(his-self?) lost out on that profit.
Plus I don't remember which type he had, but havin that sugar-at all, is a bitch.
So may his pancreas rest in a peace(a peace..which aint as fat, or sugary).
I think he would’ve prevailed against 6+ cancel attempts. Wish there were 3-5 more specials after Elephant in the Room w/him alive pushing back against cancel culture; that decade-old special had me DYING cuz a) it’s obviously hilarious & b) comedy is mostly not funny anymore. All these young “play it safe” or PC-pandering comedians don’t do it for me, but it’s not their fault. Hopefully some of them have an inner patrice they’ll let loose asap (with or without permission)
He wouldve flourished like Bill Burr did
Witcho Crowley lookin ass
Patrice is so funny because he seems like he's not trying to be funny. Hearing him is like the funniest conversation you've ever had with your best friend.
So accurate
Yes! Its like he randomly walked up on stage and started talking!!
@@MultiUSAPatriot and he constantly keeps you off balance because the funny part doesn't always come when you expect it to. What a legend. Elephant in the Room is the best standup I've ever seen.
Pure honesty and brutal realization of anything and everything. The man is brilliant!
The funniest ones usually aren't really telling jokes. They're just observing life and finding the humor in it. Patrice is one of those.
Patrice was on his way to becoming the greatest comic of all time, I’m grateful for what he was able to share with the world.
This wasn't half the skill of a Chappelle special of the same Era. Stop lying. Shit was average at best. Stop trying to fit in liar.
🤓🤓
Agreed. He's one of the best. Had he stayed around a bit longer he'd be the greatest of all time.
@@nxgsit150You won't be remembered
“ Do you want to go to the movies” when you get paid”lol lol There was this dude on our block, named Franklin. This guy had girls lined up to date him one of the scuzzies dude you ever want to know yet he had this animal magnetism that women couldn’t resist.
That feeling of joy when you discover a new Patrice O Neal stand up video
Haha ya man......priceless:)
Amen!!
me 2
I thought the same.
FACTS!!
So sad hearing him speak on life and death, he saw his future and said “fuck you I’ll enjoy my time” RIP
Patrice is #1 on my list. Legend gone to soon. RIP King of Comedy
No he isn't stop fishing for likes liar.
Look at the crowd, they are crying tears of joy. Patrice was ahead of his time. I discovered Patrice long after he passed away, but once I did, I was hooked and sad he was no longer here. He left his mark on the comedy world and will forever be remembered
well said
How could you not. Funniest wise man in history maybe.
For another great comic gone too soon watch Bill Hicks final performance on Letterman.
It was so good it was banned for 16 years and Letterman apologized to Bill's mother who he invited to the show as his guest.
He was the comic every comic wanted to be.
He never got the full star treatment and passed with pancreatic cancer.
I never knew of him either. Great how the inter webs have preserved so much content from him.
Dam I feel bad for you man. But it’s never too late
He played the whole room, not his usual "50 people laughing, 50 horrified" as he liked to call it.. still dope af.
I call BS on it. I think maybe a few times but this material is just fantastic.
@@rubberchix Na man, check out his other specials or his earlier work, he was edgier, did more crowd work and definitely loved pissing people off... this was tame in comparison.
@@msn769 Yeah you're right. This was from 2002, so it was before he went full rambo and entered his prime (despite still being a great set)
He kept Bob Saget horrified that day.
@@msn769 Patrice was a true Boston Masshole through and through. RIP the GOAT
This man was a comedic genius. His entire act is based on honesty. Everything he says is funny because it’s true.
Except for the origins of his disease
@@th3giv3r origins of what disease?
@@th3giv3r hater
Yeah............and like they say....." All good humor......contains a little bit of truth "
👀
Man... "new" old Patrice material is gold. To repeat one of the most unoriginal thoughts out there- I would love to hear what Patrice has to say about the world we live in today.
He saw a lot of shit coming, talked about it on O&A. Sometimes it seemed like he didn't care about checking out early.
What the world needs now....is Patrice!
It's so true dude. He would've been an absolute comedic monster today, given all the shit going on now...not that he wasn't already. To this day I've still never laughed harder than when I was like 14 and heard him on O&A talking about Michael Vick. I'm a gigantic Eagles fan and I just remember him going off about how Eagles fans would openly embrace him and swing dead dogs around our heads instead towels because we're such pieces of shit. So ridiculously funny. Goddamn man, I wish he was still with us. RIP.
@@TheSpaceCowboy454 all the truly great ones like him were were borderline prophets. RIP
im starting to think patrice might secretly be Tupac
Patrice O'Neal should be on anyone's Mount Rushmore of comedy.
Definitely cast a similar sized shadow…..
Pryor,Carlin,Bill Hicks, Patrice O’Neal greatest comedians that ever lived no particular order
the fact that he always talked about his death is crazy , rip, he on my mount rush moore of comedians.
With dave, burr and rock
With dave, burr and rock
@@borjaestrada6661 you mean Bill hicks, Carlin, and Richard Pryor... Dave and rock too but Bill burr defo doesn’t make that list
I don't care what anybody says, don't even try to convince me: The world would be a better place if we focused on music, making love, and making each other laugh. Fuck racism. RIP brother-man.
Dave,patrice,louis,burr
I've heard the legends but I'm ashamed to say I've only just taken time to listen to him. Christ this guy is too much. I think I have just found my new favourite comedian. Genius. RIP.
Here's how you know how good he was. I've heard him tell all of these jokes before, and I'm STILL laughing my ass off. His delivery, his timing, his facial expressions, him not giving a damn is the funniest stuff ever.
man aint funny.
@@SENATORPAIN1 ur life must be boring ash
@@ReezyR that's the "dead on the inside" girl from elephant in the room.
i neha heard any of these jokes.
Dude is like a friend bullshitting with u.
@@pitohead77 if you listen to enough Patrice, you'll recognize most of these jokes as variations on ones he has told before in other albums/specials/tapes
After his untimely death, YEARS AGO, I'm still excited to run across a comedy segment featuring him. I've watched and listened to hours of his material, even down to O&A podcasts. I give thanks to whomever downloads ANYTHING with him in it.
O and A stuff is classic!
His black Phillip pod cast keeps me going.
It wasn’t untimely….he was obese with type 2 diabetes. It’s amazing he lived to be 41. Funny Mfer tho. Absolute legend.
Do you mean upload?
* whoever
What we call “comedy” today feels nothing like this. Thank you Patrice.
Too real.
The counting down bit is GOLD
Never heard it, or the evidence punch up at the end, Patrice you are the GOAT
Honestly the only one i didn't hear before and it was a closer.
hahahaha
I almost never laugh when I watch something by myself. Even if it’s really funny. But when he started counting down from 3 and came at 2, I was laughing so hard I was wheezing! I can’t believe that gem has been hiding for so long.
@@BbGun-lw5vi it’s one of those you absolutely have to laugh in honor of how clever it is
“It’s a mystery thriller now...🤔”
RIP PATRICE… Your realness is very needed in this day and age
id like to thank the youtube algorithm, the universe, and of course the GOAT Patrice himself.
Damn nobody paid attention when he said the whole "chemotherapy classes" bit 🤣
Lmao that was hilarious
I think he took a lil too long of a pause so the audience didn't really catch it
Lol how could they miss..it was frikkin funniest 😂😂
Yea that was kinda weird.. I think the joke landed before he said "classes". Kinda like post brohomes said in his comment, the pause came at a laugh break, so it made it seem to fall flat. It was good tho because it emphasizes the cancer lie. Lol
That lady at the end was so happy he came back because she missed the chance to shake his hand. What a trooper.
and a cement mixer to boot
I just want to know why he came back, it ended up being a nice call back....but I doubt that was just a encore thanks again thing
Looking at her profile from behind it looks like his girlfriend
@@maximusmeridius2306 It’s not. His girlfriend was a light skinned black woman. That’s a blonde white woman. Why would his girlfriend shake his hand?
Patrice women voices are gold lol
Patrice is like Tupac! The way random new content of him is found you'd think he's still alive!
The most under appreciated comment
Or Jimi
"I wrote this bit a really looong time ago, in 94!"
@@thephilosopher7173 r/unexpectedchappelleshow
@@thephilosopher7173 😂😂😂
Quite possibly one of the funniest standup comedians that ever lived. Clever punchline after another, layered, intertwined yet all connected in one flow. A master. RIP:
More than possibly... incontrovertibly!
Quite undeniably
💯🥹
One of the best to do it. Funnier than 90% comedians out there
More like 99% 👍
Patrice’s comedy is timeless. It’s such a reflection on his philosophy on life and how he saw the world, more importantly he’s integrity to speak it and genius to make it funny. Special comedian.
Having zero fucks to give is the keystone
Well said
“Countdown from 3... hurry up!” 😂
The only comment I was looking for🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That fucking killed me! And I was watching by myself so that means I usually don’t laugh. But when he got to two I was wheezing from laughing so hard.
I died laughing 😂😂🤣💀
That was a Ron Jermy porn in the Houston 500
This is nothing less than a hidden treasure. Made my day! He was one of the goats.
I feel like this is when Patrice was trying to be likeable lmao 😂
This was around 2001-2003.. Before he started going to Brazil.
A lot of this material appeared on his comedy central special in 2003.
Curmudgeon Patrice was the best though
He also liked the room, you can tell. He loved to be an asshole in little rooms but this is half an hour in front a larger crowd that for the most part propably came to see him in particular. He rarely insulted his real fans.
Patrice in my top 5 easy. Sucks not having him around. He would be killing!
Roy.... I agree.
Huge fan and a member of the cult of BP
Are u the same RR who sk8s? Met u in private FB group for M?
Man I could come up with a top 15, and would not be able to give it an order. And most of em long gone blessed with too much talent/mind
Bill Burr and Dave Chappelle in that 5?
Name your top 5s. I need some new comedians to watch
Every Patrice special there's someone in the audience absolutely dying at the top of their lungs 😂