Remember, Nickelodeon saw this movie and was like: “This man should definitely write and direct an adaptation of one of our most acclaimed and creative animated shows. What could possibly go wrong?”
@@JTM_MACHINE It’s a bad Guillermo Del Toro ripoff movie, taste is subjective but I’m sorry, reading that this film has a ‘Deeper meaning' makes my brain want to turn it off.
The Last Airbender was just as much Nickelodeon's fault as it was M. Night; M. Night certainly didn't help the movie but it most likely would have been bad even without him.
I watched this movie with them and I felt like I was going insane knowing that the movie was made even after that was in it. I feel like if I had been part of the crew, I would have just snapped and tried to kill Mnight with a boom mic or something.
Okay why hasn’t anybody pointed this out? The younger Asian woman? The one who goes off about narfs, she’s the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why. No but really, the actress, Cindy Cheung, plays Karen Dempsey in 13 Reasons Why. Zach Dempsey’s mother.
Dude, I had never looked it that way. You are right. Throwing 70 millions on a stupid film like this doesn't make sense. Using it to build apartments and probably laundry some money makes wayyyy too much sense.
Greg Truong I bought this fucker on dvd as a deal with my friend Fate. We agreed to both buy an infamous MNS movie, and he got The Village. We watched this one, and were so stunned and shell shocked by just how atrocious it was we couldn’t even bring ourselves to watch The Village next
It's so weird because just think about what's happening here.... Shamylon made up a story about not judging based on appearances for his kids with goofy kid story names. And then he turned that story into this meta commentary on criticizing tropes in films by trying to intentionally subvert everything. But Shamylon is SO fucking bad at meta commentary that instead of using existing tropes, he just used the elements of his own story that NOBODY ELSE knows and you're just expected to go along with this completely bullshit logic with no idea at all what any of it means or why this is even a thing. This is sort-of like if I was just like "Watch out, that guy's a goob-gabber because goob-gabbers are like this. But wait! He's not REALLY a goob-gabber, he's actually a jingoling frog-snuffer! Wasn't that a clever twist, guys?"
Love him or hate him, Shyamalan is definitely one of the most interesting directors of all time. Like, I'm a literal student of human behaviour and I have no idea what the fuck is going on in his head.
@@janesmith1840 clearly his entire life is a nightmare wherein every movie he makes is never received well and it's because the critics just don't understand.
@@kobayashi1194 another thing I like about the movie (besides Garth and Lily's subplot) is that in the end credits there's a slideshow of what looks to be concept art and sheet music, that's pretty unique and something that not any other animated film I've seen does. If only the story itself was as interesting then it would be known as an actually good film instead of mediocre furry galore, but at least it's a million times better than the sequels.
Having a stutter throughout a lot of my life and seeing it also in other members of my family, I've never heard a person stutter like Giamatti's character does. It's just so hammy, it has to be something M Night forced on Giamatti as he's far too good of an actor to screw up something as basic as credibly portraying a stutterer.
Oh, I believe you're totally correct. Look what he did to good actors in The Happening and Signs. They all act like they're defective emotionless robots, show facial expressions that don't match the situations (if any) and speak in low monotones. This HAS to be the director, because ALL the actors on those two movies do that. Hell, Mel Gibson is not at all a great actor, but he's far better than what he does in Signs. The scene where he's trying to decide what to do with Shyamalan for putting him in that movie (when the driver tells the priest he killed his wife), he looks like he's holding back a sneeze, not like the tortured soul he is supposed to be. Same with Giamatti here. The scene where he tries to display "childish innocence" is not merely cringey, it's downright embarrassing for all involved, the audience included.
lewis That's sucks to hear. I used to have a lisp as well but I managed to get rid of it with the help of a speech trainer. I don't know your specifics but at least in my case, it's possible to get rid of it.
Holy fuck I thought this movie was a nightmare I had when I was a child. Would ask about it and nobody knew what I was talking about. Now you bless me with this. Incredible.
D.U.D.E the lady lives in the water becase she can't live without water she get sick and she's out there too tell them their future and then go back home but they have some problems going back home that's what the stories about!!! GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE LADY IN THE WATER I THOUGHT WOW I LOVE THIS THIS DISAPPOINTED ME WHENEVER I SAW THE COMENTS I LOVE LADY IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED
Forever one of my favorite commentary tracks of any movie. We love you, Scoot, and we’ll miss you dearly. Thank you so much for all the years that you helped make life easier through raucous laughter and fascinating stories.
I've always maintained that directors who need to put self cameos in movies must have some sort of issue. You already get your name in big letters on the poster and beginning of the credits.
@@brianaguilar8283 Probably most of them, yeah. M. Nights in particular are bad though. His roles in Lady in the Water and Signs actively make the movies worse.
@@al112v4 I mean... The 6th Sense is definitely what put "M. Afternoon Shamalingaroony" on the map, as well as (unfortunately) gave him the credibility he needed in order to _guarantee_ that just about *ANY MOVIE AND/OR PROJECT* he *wanted* to make, would easily be funded. Stuff like THIS movie, and "The Happening" are direct evidence of that "any/every project is green lit before it's even written" policy afforded to "Post-6th Sense Shamyclothadingdong".
The fact that Korean characters know of the monsters make no sense because the 'F' sound doesn't exist in Korean. It's often replaced by 'P'. So it wouldn't be narf, it'd be NARP.
I know this comment was made 3 years ago but, pleeeeeeease god yes, let them do Jutiper Ascending. I didn't even think about this possibility, but it would be absolutely hilarious!
oh i dont think this is of any use there are alot of great movies out there with a lot less budget than 10 million dollars and don't forget in 2001s case we are talking about 60ies dollar so the budget might come out at the same level more or less
The set is just perfect to show that you can get away with anything in the film industry as long as you're a successful director. If a screenwriter went up to an agent and told them they needed to build an entire apartment complex the script would be thrown in the garbage
Did anyone notice while Paul giamatti's character was running, Bryce is screaming and pointing straight forward as if she's pointing at the wolf, but the wolf is to her right?
Ya know what? I remember watching this movie when I was like 10 years old, and then YEARS later I tried to find it again but couldn't because I couldn't remember much of it. I tried to find it because I remember crying SO MUCH at the end, that really really moved me in a way no other movie did before. I was really in love with this movie even though I only saw it once and couldn't really remember much of it. Now that I saw it again, I wish I never rediscovered it... The magic is gone.
Thank you! I've only seen this movie once, I think when the DVD first came out and I wondered if I had imagined that character in some strange fever dream
Also, isn't she Ron Howard's daughter? I also realized her tits are bigger now. It had nothing to do with the video but I saw this movie and she was naked for some scenes.
at first I was so confused as to how M Night can go from the sixth sense and unbreakable to this: but then again the director of the God Father also directed Jack: starring robin williams....
that is far easier to explain honestly, the shyamalan debacle is a complete mystery, francis ford coppola got lucky that he mande 3 of the best movies of all time, pretty much in a row, otherwise his career would have died MUCH earlier
EGO, pure and simple M Night was good with the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable because he was just starting out, and he wa exploring actual creative ideas But as started with signs M night began to put more and more of his christian ideology into his films Signs is not a horror film or a sci fi film it’s a “rediscovering ones christian faith” film with alines as a mere plot device This film literally has M night make himself jesus and even attacks criticism and critics The village was a great idea but the twist ruins it and was poorly executed, The happening is ridiculous and should have ended his entire career
i absolutely hate when directors feel the need to put themselves into their movies, cool a cameo or in the background sure, but dude fuckin' direct the movie. Edit: I should have said, Actors who become directors aren't bad. Directors who think they will be good at acting because they direct are usually not great. i.e. Tarantino, M. Night etc.
I have seen this movie ONE time. I was sick with a fever, and accidentally OD'd on painkillers. Most of the movie turned into a hallucinogenic fever dream.
Whats so funny is that the premise of this movie isn't bad. Its actually kind of awesome. A group of characters find a girl from a lost civilization that was only part of a legend and they are all reincarnations of the character roles in that story! And the rest of the movie is them trying to figure out who fits which character role while fighting to save the girls life! Thats an awesome premise!
M. Night reminds me of my unmedicated ADHD self: great at coming up with creative ideas, but bad at follow-through and execution. That's fine if I have other people to help me or enough self-awareness and motivation to double-check my own work. But if you have a massive ego and are surrounded by yes-men, you think your messy first draft is a masterpiece.
Sometimes people work best with others, and this guy def. needs someone to help him structurize his stories better. It kinda seems he's so caught up on them that he forgets other people are in a different mind set than he is.
Something I find strangely compelling about Shamalan's work is that any of his stories could easily be great or at least decent if handled by...well, other people. The basic ideas and characters are solid for a first draft. C.J. Cherryh said It is perfectly okay to write garbage as long as you edit brilliantly, and Shamalan is a terrible editor.
You're right, the premise of his stories is truly incredible. He is, unfortunately, cursed with the George Lucas touch wherein he creates amazing stories but ends up destroying them entirely by taking too much control over them.
Um, what's Bryce Dallas Howard pointing at while she's being carried by Paul Giamatti? The water? Because it's clearly not the grass dog, because that thing is to the left of them.
the entire concept is flawed because it only serves as ego-christian allegory piece by Shamalyan M night loves to make jesus and christian allegory plots in his work and in this case he makes himself the chosen one who will inspire the future president but be murdered for mankind sins and of course his hatred of critics who slam him ,so he makes the critic the literal main/secondary villain of the film. The only reason for this film is an ego piece for the director.
I get why M Knight shoots most of his movies in Philly since that's where he's from. But that type of apartment complex COULD exist in Philadelphia, like in the Center City area where all the rich people live.
I think this movie could work pretty well as an anime. A lot of the unusual fantasy elements definitely would definitely feel more natural in such a format and I think an audience would be more inclined to accept it for what it is. I think it's a very interesting concept and I love the fact that Shamalan went out of his way to make this creation despite the opinion of others. It's what I can admire most about the director--he marches to the beat of his own drum. :)
I’m stuck on the adorable cottage the *apartment building caretaker* lives in. Why is this apartment building only on three sides of the pool and the caretaker’s cottage gets the whole 4th side? THAT’S VALUABLE SPACE!
I feel sad that there was so much talent on the set (e.g. many of the actors, amazing cinematographer Christopher Doyle, etc.), so much money invested, and yet, Shyamalamadingdong turned lead into.... even lower-quality lead. Hope they made back the money by turning that complex into a five-star hotel.
A girl I know and really respect for her film knowledge has it among her favorites. I never push the subject, I just assume she watched it when she was a kid and has some sort of other happy memory attached to it, like she spent the whole time eating ice cream with dad or something. When I watched it my teeth were clenched with cringe literally the entire time.
As a guy with a sometimes pretty annoying stutter, the film’s depiction of that is the funniest thing to me. I’ll admit, in this compilation I saw a few points where it looks and sounds somewhat realistic, but most of the time I don’t cough up a hairball when I get stuck on a vowel.
Old Korean lady drops exposition on the "Narf" as some kind of folk legend. There is no "F" sound in Korean.
I was gonna comment on that! How do they know it by the name "narf" if they can't pronounce it that way in their own language?
Pretty sure 'scrunt' is not possible in the Korean language either.
narp narp narp
Omg you guys just dont understand! That's why it's a legend! What a genius the writer is!
Old Korean lady? You mean Rufio's mom?
Lullaby.... And Good Fright
I Am Here.... Now
I am here...
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only genuises use...ellipses
Wait where was this from again? A David Cage game?
Voeris A Neil Breen film
o... rite... thnx
M. Night just screams the word Narf at his children for an hour and then says good night.
Perfection
Dude, I almost choked on my sandwich. I gotta stop eating while reading youtube comments. 😂😂😂
*good fright
I legitimately think he told this story word for word to his kids and didn’t rewrite for the movie.
And when it doesn't work, he yells J.G. scrunt in between the narfs
Chris P. Bacon?
His parents must have been either clueless, oblivious or simply cruel.
Maybe really hungry? And stupid.
Actually, search the name TH-cam, you won't regret it :)
I looked it up, he's a real person, and a two time Emmy nominee. I was surprised.
I assumed it was someone who wanted their name kept off of the movie.
I am more disappointed to learn it's a real name...
He has an IMDB page, Apparently he's worked on Avenger: Age of Ultron and The Dark Knight.
www.imdb.com/name/nm2092016/?ref_=tt_rv
the shape of water is just a rehash of this masterpiece imo
sagiksp No, that’s a fact. Copying M. Nights masterpieces should be a crime 😤😤. #ReleaseTheSnyderCut
and bird box was literally copy pasted Happening hahaha, almost scene for scene, such an overrated shit show
fuck fish flick
Funnily enough The Shape of Water is actually plagiarised from a play
tempodude the shape of the lady. The water in the water
They built the entire fucking apartment complex? I give them credit for that at least
Tyler Even though it was a terrible financial decision.
You need some kind of special talent to build something and make it look fake as shit
Yeah, you should be proud, M. Night...you uhhh...you built a beautiful home here.
Tommy Wiseau would be proud.
M Knight is to Philly as Spike Lee is to Brooklyn.
Remember, Nickelodeon saw this movie and was like: “This man should definitely write and direct an adaptation of one of our most acclaimed and creative animated shows. What could possibly go wrong?”
There's human beings actually liking this movie, because I left a comment with this video and I was told to pretty much piss off lol
Hey, to each their own, but to me it's still a black hole of joy.
@@JTM_MACHINE It’s a bad Guillermo Del Toro ripoff movie, taste is subjective but I’m sorry, reading that this film has a ‘Deeper meaning' makes my brain want to turn it off.
The Last Airbender was just as much Nickelodeon's fault as it was M. Night; M. Night certainly didn't help the movie but it most likely would have been bad even without him.
Fun fact : a reviewer for this movie actually said that Shyamalan should begin making movies for nickelodeon and stop wasting their time Lmao
Theres an actual scene were a kid reads the future by looking at a shelf full with cereal boxes
Ale Arevalos I wished they at least brought that up in the video
They did, just not this version, but the full 1 hour long one
I watched this movie with them and I felt like I was going insane knowing that the movie was made even after that was in it. I feel like if I had been part of the crew, I would have just snapped and tried to kill Mnight with a boom mic or something.
I remember seeing a similar scene like that in another movie...it was called "Muppets From Space". XD
@@T5ComixCartoonz Underrated movie. Makes me laugh even as an adult. Yet, everyone I know talks mad shit about Muppets In Space. I don't get why.
Okay why hasn’t anybody pointed this out? The younger Asian woman? The one who goes off about narfs, she’s the Asian guy from 13 Reasons Why. No but really, the actress, Cindy Cheung, plays Karen Dempsey in 13 Reasons Why. Zach Dempsey’s mother.
Proving once again its all connected
OH MY GOD I THOUGHT YOU’RE FUCKING AROUND BUT SHE IS I’M SPEECHLESS 🤣
If I wasn’t already fully invested in the “AAPCU (Adum And Pals Converging Universe)”, I definitely am now.
The entire movie is probably just a scam for the guy to have his own beautiful ass apartment complex
Cactiare Amazing omg thats genius
Dude, I had never looked it that way. You are right. Throwing 70 millions on a stupid film like this doesn't make sense. Using it to build apartments and probably laundry some money makes wayyyy too much sense.
The problem is it doesn't have working plumbing, so he fucked up there
@@RenaDeles This guy is such a screw up that it makes me wonder how those apartment buildings didn't collapse yet.
M Night saw _Synecdoche_ and thought, I can do that.
This video cured my cancer and gave me depression
shoulda held on to the cancer
Nice trade off
That kind of sums of Lady in the Water.
I think it's some kind of elaborate weaponized movie.
Two steps forward, one step back.
sounds like a good deal
good for you, hope you'll get over that depression soon god bless
Lullaby. And good fright.
cutekittyanime _ Still better than Amusement.
cutekittyanime _ PERIOD
cutekittyanime _ I Am Here. Now
Like a ghost. Turn into that I might.
Can't wait to have those words on my tombstone
I feel this one gets progressively worse the more times you see it
And more hilarious the second
Good premise in some aspects
*_horrible_* execution in most parts lol
Arcademan09 how did you watch it twice?
Greg Truong I bought this fucker on dvd as a deal with my friend Fate. We agreed to both buy an infamous MNS movie, and he got The Village. We watched this one, and were so stunned and shell shocked by just how atrocious it was we couldn’t even bring ourselves to watch The Village next
Smug Gumball use to be my pfp and I'm glad to see other people appreciate it's mood.
It's so weird because just think about what's happening here.... Shamylon made up a story about not judging based on appearances for his kids with goofy kid story names. And then he turned that story into this meta commentary on criticizing tropes in films by trying to intentionally subvert everything. But Shamylon is SO fucking bad at meta commentary that instead of using existing tropes, he just used the elements of his own story that NOBODY ELSE knows and you're just expected to go along with this completely bullshit logic with no idea at all what any of it means or why this is even a thing.
This is sort-of like if I was just like "Watch out, that guy's a goob-gabber because goob-gabbers are like this. But wait! He's not REALLY a goob-gabber, he's actually a jingoling frog-snuffer! Wasn't that a clever twist, guys?"
Best thing is that they say film critic was wrong but actually he wasn't wrong. Did M. Night not recognize this flaw?
Wasn't _'Goob-Gabber'_ something Markiplier said one time? I can't remember which video, but he definitely said that once.
Love him or hate him, Shyamalan is definitely one of the most interesting directors of all time. Like, I'm a literal student of human behaviour and I have no idea what the fuck is going on in his head.
Pretty sure frog snuff is illegal in most countries. What a disguting guy.
@@janesmith1840 clearly his entire life is a nightmare wherein every movie he makes is never received well and it's because the critics just don't understand.
'madame narf' is my yiff title
klaatu baradaNIKTO Oof why not the ' goddess of sensual heat ' or something
I feel like that's the nickname Pinky would give his wife. XD
Maname jarf
it costed you zero dollars to not write this, so why did you?
yiff title
Chris P. Bacon is composing for Sherlock Gnomes.
We have been blessed this day.
I heard he is good friends with a film director called Seymour Butts.
My good friend Ug Leejoo contests to that claim.
Crispy bacon??
"also, she's a fish" - The Shape of Water, 2017
chris p. bacon is real.
he's scored for such classics like alpha and omega, the source code, and gnomeo and juliet.
Maybe it is the music equivalent of Alan Smithee?
Alpha and Omega’s score is unironically pretty good. Don’t take that from me who’s obviously biased.
I actually really like Source Code.
@@kobayashi1194 another thing I like about the movie (besides Garth and Lily's subplot) is that in the end credits there's a slideshow of what looks to be concept art and sheet music, that's pretty unique and something that not any other animated film I've seen does. If only the story itself was as interesting then it would be known as an actually good film instead of mediocre furry galore, but at least it's a million times better than the sequels.
Amazing name imo
This was the first Adum and Pals I ever saw. Holds a special place in my heart. RIP Scoot.
Having a stutter throughout a lot of my life and seeing it also in other members of my family, I've never heard a person stutter like Giamatti's character does.
It's just so hammy, it has to be something M Night forced on Giamatti as he's far too good of an actor to screw up something as basic as credibly portraying a stutterer.
Actors have a hard time when they are working with a bad director and a poor script.
Oh, I believe you're totally correct. Look what he did to good actors in The Happening and Signs. They all act like they're defective emotionless robots, show facial expressions that don't match the situations (if any) and speak in low monotones. This HAS to be the director, because ALL the actors on those two movies do that. Hell, Mel Gibson is not at all a great actor, but he's far better than what he does in Signs. The scene where he's trying to decide what to do with Shyamalan for putting him in that movie (when the driver tells the priest he killed his wife), he looks like he's holding back a sneeze, not like the tortured soul he is supposed to be. Same with Giamatti here. The scene where he tries to display "childish innocence" is not merely cringey, it's downright embarrassing for all involved, the audience included.
it’s the same with other things too, I have a lisp and I hate how things like lisps and stutters are used to make characters seem nerdy or awkward
lewis That's sucks to hear. I used to have a lisp as well but I managed to get rid of it with the help of a speech trainer.
I don't know your specifics but at least in my case, it's possible to get rid of it.
yeah, I have Other Problems that I’m seeing a therapist for and she’s working on finding me a speech therapist at the moment
Kudos to the actors for managing to keep a straight face while saying "narf" repeatedly.
Holy fuck I thought this movie was a nightmare I had when I was a child. Would ask about it and nobody knew what I was talking about. Now you bless me with this. Incredible.
Don't Reply it was best to leave it buried
D.U.D.E the lady lives in the water becase she can't live without water she get sick and she's out there too tell them their future and then go back home but they have some problems going back home that's what the stories about!!! GOD SOMETIMES WHEN I SEE LADY IN THE WATER I THOUGHT WOW I LOVE THIS THIS DISAPPOINTED ME WHENEVER I SAW THE COMENTS I LOVE LADY IN THE FUCKING WATER YOU SHOULD BE A SHAMED
vilanuava family adia did you, like, dunk your face in a bowl of Columbia’s finest nose candy before typing that?
@@deborahbrannan6233 Yeah and Jarjar Binks is the Shakespearean character of our generation.
@@deborahbrannan6233 Do you mean ashamed because I don't know what "a shamed" is.
Is this bait?
Forever one of my favorite commentary tracks of any movie. We love you, Scoot, and we’ll miss you dearly. Thank you so much for all the years that you helped make life easier through raucous laughter and fascinating stories.
M Night’s a genius, he directs his actors to give bad performances so that his looks good in comparison
I've always maintained that directors who need to put self cameos in movies must have some sort of issue. You already get your name in big letters on the poster and beginning of the credits.
It’s either the want to participate in the fun of acting or they’re like “if I’m not on screen I’m worth nothing”
@@ryanfeller5765I want to believe it’s the former
@@makani9004so every single director on the planet who has some sort of role in their own movie has issues?
@@brianaguilar8283 Probably most of them, yeah. M. Nights in particular are bad though. His roles in Lady in the Water and Signs actively make the movies worse.
The cringe never ends with Shamaylama
"You're not a dog at all" - Godlike critical thinking from the Critic
MeleeMaster MAA mister Shambhala
He only has like, 2 good movies, but I think Adam doesn't like him at all in any movie.
@@al112v4 I mean... The 6th Sense is definitely what put "M. Afternoon Shamalingaroony" on the map, as well as (unfortunately) gave him the credibility he needed in order to _guarantee_ that just about *ANY MOVIE AND/OR PROJECT* he *wanted* to make, would easily be funded.
Stuff like THIS movie, and "The Happening" are direct evidence of that "any/every project is green lit before it's even written" policy afforded to "Post-6th Sense Shamyclothadingdong".
dajosh42069 And the fact that he doesn’t have a huge company behind telling him what to do makes it worse.
Paul Giamatti as the lead and Christopher Doyle on cinematography...goes to show that even really competent people can't fix a broken story
Don't forget Jeffrey Wright and Jared Harris in secondary roles. These are nowadays considered as solid, award-winning actors!
This is like a really bad D&D campaign from a DM who can't decide if he's being sincere or tongue-in-cheek
The Critic was the "that guy" player the D.M. killed for being too annoying
13:07 come one everyone knows Grass types are super effective vs Water types
“There wasn’t an ounce of intentional comedy”
“CHRIS👏🏻P👏🏻BACON👏🏻”
First draft is the best draft and only the draft-Midnight shamallama ding dong
lakamokolaka sounds about right
Ding dong is a good boy, he plays with Chris and Joolian, he only has a lifespan of 2 years.
but u editet ur comment
Oh oh oh. I've got a girl named RamaLamaLamaLamaDingDong She's everything to me ...
Especially alliteration
The fact that Korean characters know of the monsters make no sense because the 'F' sound doesn't exist in Korean. It's often replaced by 'P'. So it wouldn't be narf, it'd be NARP.
Also hearing those words coming from their mouths with that accent sounds so god damn stupid
The Madam Narp
Yeah, it still doesn’t sound right.
You guys have to, HAVE TO, do Jupiter Ascending!
This.
I know this comment was made 3 years ago but, pleeeeeeease god yes, let them do Jutiper Ascending. I didn't even think about this possibility, but it would be absolutely hilarious!
I love these things because it makes me feel like Adums friend.
Belun Yeah it's almost like you're right there hanging out with Adam except he completely ignores your existence and so does everyone
Just like my real friendships :D
@@belun6462 and also cool cat loves you.
2001 space odyssey: 10.5 million dollars budget.
Lady in the water: 70 million dollars budget.....
Just let that sink in.
oh i dont think this is of any use
there are alot of great movies out there with a lot less budget than 10 million dollars and don't forget in 2001s case we are talking about 60ies dollar so the budget might come out at the same level more or less
Catwoman: 100 million dollars.
10 million back then was like 70 million today
The inflation would equal 58 million dollars for 2001 a space Odyssey
just let that *_sink_* in .
I see what you did there.
The set is just perfect to show that you can get away with anything in the film industry as long as you're a successful director. If a screenwriter went up to an agent and told them they needed to build an entire apartment complex the script would be thrown in the garbage
For a second I misread this video as " The Shape of Water"...
Microtransagression is an amazing name for a metal band
"She's got the _mind_ of a ten year old..."
"... As does the writer."
Got 'em. 10/10.
Did anyone notice while Paul giamatti's character was running, Bryce is screaming and pointing straight forward as if she's pointing at the wolf, but the wolf is to her right?
She was pointing at the water.
@@898ozzy , Lady at the Water
@@janeeyre1990 Lady Previously in the Water
I live for commentaries on terrible movies
Thus movie made me narf
Egad, Brain!
Zort! Troz
You're being a real scrunt without the S R
_Lady Parts in the Water_
How do you type in italics?
Ya know what?
I remember watching this movie when I was like 10 years old, and then YEARS later I tried to find it again but couldn't because I couldn't remember much of it. I tried to find it because I remember crying SO MUCH at the end, that really really moved me in a way no other movie did before. I was really in love with this movie even though I only saw it once and couldn't really remember much of it.
Now that I saw it again, I wish I never rediscovered it... The magic is gone.
I only remembered the scene where Giamatti's character stuck the straw in the cup underwater XD I had the same experience going "wow that's cool!!"
Adum and pals is one of my favorite things ever, damn. Merry Chrysler.
Random Commenter
Happy Hyundai
Yes
And GMC bless us, everyone!
"You're being a real scrunt without the sr"
Scott will always and forever be my Lock of the Week. R.I.P you gorgeous tiger
❤
Scrunt.
Narf
Come on, there's no need for that kind of language
What did you call me?
Actually, after looking at your unfortunate selection of incel bait, I'm afraid I'm going to have to say that you're the scrunt.
Don’t be a scrunt without the s and r
Who's that Pokémon?
This is why I always watch the M.Night Shamalamadindong videos
I wish they didn't skip the cereal scene that part of the movie was hilarious
You guys didn't have anything to say about the dude who only worked out one side of his body?
Ah, that's what I get for being a lazy bastard and not watching the full version. Thanks!
Thank you! I've only seen this movie once, I think when the DVD first came out and I wondered if I had imagined that character in some strange fever dream
Elvick There’s a full version? Where can I find this said full version.
Full commentary: th-cam.com/video/OgMOBHyrx48/w-d-xo.html
Also, isn't she Ron Howard's daughter? I also realized her tits are bigger now.
It had nothing to do with the video but I saw this movie and she was naked for some scenes.
at first I was so confused as to how M Night can go from the sixth sense and unbreakable to this: but then again the director of the God Father also directed Jack: starring robin williams....
but only after his career was ruined by the failure of Bran Stoker's Dracula :/
that is far easier to explain honestly, the shyamalan debacle is a complete mystery, francis ford coppola got lucky that he mande 3 of the best movies of all time, pretty much in a row, otherwise his career would have died MUCH earlier
I know it’s insane that he directed a masterpiece like jack then just fucks his career with a piece of shit like The Godfather.
EGO, pure and simple
M Night was good with the Sixth Sense and Unbreakable because he was just starting out, and he wa exploring actual creative ideas
But as started with signs M night began to put more and more of his christian ideology into his films
Signs is not a horror film or a sci fi film
it’s a “rediscovering ones christian faith” film with alines as a mere plot device
This film literally has M night make himself jesus and even attacks criticism and critics
The village was a great idea but the twist ruins it and was poorly executed,
The happening is ridiculous and should have ended his entire career
So, he kinda sorta put Christian faith into...one film
That sex change went really well for Rufio.
Also, it looks like Britney Spears changed her race to Korean.
Now _that's_ a microtransagression!
They removed his bangerrang!
RUFIO!
*CROWS LOUDLY LIKE A ROOSTER*
*BANGARANG!*
anxietydown I
i absolutely hate when directors feel the need to put themselves into their movies, cool a cameo or in the background sure, but dude fuckin' direct the movie.
Edit: I should have said, Actors who become directors aren't bad. Directors who think they will be good at acting because they direct are usually not great. i.e. Tarantino, M. Night etc.
I disagree that it always is the case that a director being in his own film is necessarily bad, just look at Orson Welles
Or Quintin Tarantino
What about Clint Eastwood?
raham mz I watch Woody Allen movies for Woody Allen :)
so you dislike Tarantino's most famous films?
I have seen this movie ONE time. I was sick with a fever, and accidentally OD'd on painkillers. Most of the movie turned into a hallucinogenic fever dream.
Whats so funny is that the premise of this movie isn't bad. Its actually kind of awesome. A group of characters find a girl from a lost civilization that was only part of a legend and they are all reincarnations of the character roles in that story! And the rest of the movie is them trying to figure out who fits which character role while fighting to save the girls life! Thats an awesome premise!
M. Night reminds me of my unmedicated ADHD self: great at coming up with creative ideas, but bad at follow-through and execution.
That's fine if I have other people to help me or enough self-awareness and motivation to double-check my own work.
But if you have a massive ego and are surrounded by yes-men, you think your messy first draft is a masterpiece.
@@janeeyre1990 Right? Yes-men are terrible. And having an uncontrolled ego is terrible for writing.
Sometimes people work best with others, and this guy def. needs someone to help him structurize his stories better. It kinda seems he's so caught up on them that he forgets other people are in a different mind set than he is.
3:12
“What are you one of those single tear people?”
-JK Simmons
7:37 is that eyeroll a sign that the actor hated the line?
I hope so.
@@cryptid5040 I do too
So much tension. Another masterpiece by mister M. Night Shamalamadingdong.
LaChancla your name is scarier than the movie
You're not gonna talk about the cereal boxes?
They probably did in the full version. This is a heavily abridged version of their full riff.
The scene that broke the Nostalgia Critic.
"A classic bedtime story for the new generation"
Lullaby.
A clueless one
@@Nesty9 Parent Trap 2
And good fright.
yes, a new retarded generation
"You're being a scrunt without the s and r"
Never stop these videos.
I feel like M Night might be David Cage's favourite film maker
m night and gaspar noe
Something I find strangely compelling about Shamalan's work is that any of his stories could easily be great or at least decent if handled by...well, other people. The basic ideas and characters are solid for a first draft. C.J. Cherryh said It is perfectly okay to write garbage as long as you edit brilliantly, and Shamalan is a terrible editor.
You're right, the premise of his stories is truly incredible. He is, unfortunately, cursed with the George Lucas touch wherein he creates amazing stories but ends up destroying them entirely by taking too much control over them.
Um, what's Bryce Dallas Howard pointing at while she's being carried by Paul Giamatti? The water? Because it's clearly not the grass dog, because that thing is to the left of them.
The water, it looks like
"Bazooper" made me laugh exponentially more than it should have.
Do you think if they had dumped the adult content and made it a kids movie the plot would work better
It wouldn't, but it's still a better idea, than dropping the plot and making it an adult movie.
It would have to take itself waaaaaaay less seriously first. And the names just don't roll of the tongue like..at all. Scrunts? Narfs? Bleh.
The Bleh were a third faction of sidewalk concrete penguins that had to be cut for time and budget.
the entire concept is flawed because it only serves as ego-christian allegory piece by Shamalyan
M night loves to make jesus and christian allegory plots in his work
and in this case he makes himself the chosen one who will inspire the future president but be murdered for mankind sins
and of course his hatred of critics who slam him ,so he makes the critic the literal main/secondary villain of the film.
The only reason for this film is an ego piece for the director.
It coulda been a mermaid movie, like Little Mermaid from the perspective of the prince but it takes place in modern day and stuff.
"They are Koreans...they were yelling at each other"
I was just watching your group reaction of the Neil Breen films😂
spagoot you're right, my bad
“Lullaby and goodFRIGHT” sounds like the tagline for a Goosebumps book.
I get why M Knight shoots most of his movies in Philly since that's where he's from. But that type of apartment complex COULD exist in Philadelphia, like in the Center City area where all the rich people live.
If it does why he didn't he shoot there?
@@jacobs2099 maybe he didn't want to?
I've genuinely had a pretty shitty stutter all my life so this made Paul's performance even more hilarious...
Yay! It's a Christmas miracle!!! Thank you Adam!
hearing Adam go "this is wrong" quietly while Gael and Scoot are screaming at paul giamatti "NO BE THE ADULT" is so fucking funny
Omg it's a YMS Xmas miracle
I think you mean YMXmas. Really rolls off the tongue
♪My name is Cleveland Heep♪
♪And I'm not proud to be♪
♪In this sit-u-a-tion♪
♪In this stu-pid mo-vie♪
A man, A plan, Madam Narf, Pamana
Can you hear that, that's the soft sound of Shamalan's creativity shooting itself in the head
..
😂😂😂
Rest in peace big cat
Naughty kids get YMS videos
Purple Girl Worth It!
I wanna be naughty every day then.
Don’t threaten me with a good time
I think this movie could work pretty well as an anime. A lot of the unusual fantasy elements definitely would definitely feel more natural in such a format and I think an audience would be more inclined to accept it for what it is. I think it's a very interesting concept and I love the fact that Shamalan went out of his way to make this creation despite the opinion of others. It's what I can admire most about the director--he marches to the beat of his own drum. :)
2:43
WTF, HIS CLOTHES WERE DRY 5 SECONDS BEFORE!
Shyamalan needs to just accept that he wants to make a slightly more adult version of Goosebumps
I can’t believe m night wasted his budget building an apartment complex....
I can't believe that I actually watched this shit in cinema. I almost walked out...
The Black Baron you poor bastard
Even after this shitpile of a movie, it was all better at the end thanks to Chris P. Bacon.
I’m stuck on the adorable cottage the *apartment building caretaker* lives in. Why is this apartment building only on three sides of the pool and the caretaker’s cottage gets the whole 4th side? THAT’S VALUABLE SPACE!
inb4 Grass Dog™ furry rule 34
Surge
I'm 100% sure there's gotta be at least 20 pics of those things, and ten times more of unrelated furries that resemble them.
At least something good came out of this movie.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, buckle your seat belts because it's time for MONDAY NIGHT SHYAMALANNNNNNNN
"Ah yes, the story of Story and Cleveland Heep. This got a theatrical release"
I had a teacher once who tried to defend every Shyamalan film, including Avatar, After Earth, and the Happening.
He wrote, directed and produced UNBREAKABLE.
I can't help but forgive him for every piece of shit he made after that.
I never understood the concept of a movie making you angry until I saw this garbage.
All of that, and what made me laugh was Chris P. Bacon
"Narf" sounds like a fake slur made up for an afterschool special on why slurs are bad.
I feel sad that there was so much talent on the set (e.g. many of the actors, amazing cinematographer Christopher Doyle, etc.), so much money invested, and yet, Shyamalamadingdong turned lead into.... even lower-quality lead.
Hope they made back the money by turning that complex into a five-star hotel.
The only good thing about this movie is Bryce Dallas Howard's legs.
J.G. Scrunt 😎
Rip Merp
you know that there are people who actually defend this movie and say, unironically, that it is a masterpiece
A girl I know and really respect for her film knowledge has it among her favorites. I never push the subject, I just assume she watched it when she was a kid and has some sort of other happy memory attached to it, like she spent the whole time eating ice cream with dad or something. When I watched it my teeth were clenched with cringe literally the entire time.
This is shitty 5th Element
"Lullaby. And good fright." More like Goodbye and Good Night amirite
Imagine if Shamayalan made a pinky and the brain movie
They were cats the whole time
As a guy with a sometimes pretty annoying stutter, the film’s depiction of that is the funniest thing to me. I’ll admit, in this compilation I saw a few points where it looks and sounds somewhat realistic, but most of the time I don’t cough up a hairball when I get stuck on a vowel.