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I like how Dende changed from a innocent logical sensitive child to a sarcastic rude jerk in a few episodes.
After his time with the Z warriors he learned to be more cynical
With feelings for Goku’s half Saiyan son.
wintertheAmpharos those were established a while ago
And then a little bit after he becomes half sadistic and cynical and half closeted gay
War changes you.
Anyone noticed Guru's power up basically unlocked Dende's smug personality
True!!! xD
lol ! i never realized that !
That was probably his true intention, unlike the cannon one, all this Guru does is mess with everyone for fun.
So making Dende essentially the same as him was his final laugh.
With the exception of dying on porpoise while the Dragon Ball's were being used.
It's like he left a little guru In him
@@dragonanimekid8662gross.
He is DEFINITELY going to hate Videl. 😅
Oh boy, do I have news for you...
There is no Videl
@@ERM25
Episode 59 :3
My boy...
Bartek but they don’t get together. Cell saga is the end of DBZ Abridged
Dende would have absolutely HATED Videl. Shame we won't get an Abridged Buu Saga.
it would make Popo seems Weak
and that goes against the Pecking Order
@@gavinswag2876 pretty sure Mr. Popo and Dende would made a fantastic Drip duo
I’m ok with that
Why would she ever hate her.... she's cool though, and actually smart. That's never a bad combo
- seriously, you r comment is troubling me -
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 The problem is Videl would develop a relationship with Gohan. And there is NO way in Hell Dende would approve of that.
"That's right. I'm your White Mage. And nobody f**ks with the White Mage." - Dende
*immediately gets fucked with*
Well, not the white mage that's on YOUR side... The enemy's white mage is (in this case) fair game...
Out of mana!
That's why Friezza killed him first... he was better than an RPG boss lol
@@justinransburg5560 😢
I like how Dende went from “My name is Dende” in a soft tone to “YOU WILL CALL ME DENDE. DENDE” when Krillin calls him Little green. He had enough of Krillin LOL
No
Super Kami Dende
@@Taygon45 "Well I'm going to call him Little Green."
@@arutka2000 "Your funeral"
@@charlescourtwright2229 _horrific and unnatural grinding noise_ *I like you.*
His whole personality changed after Guru gave him the 'power up'
Shenran calling Dende "Big Green" is awesome lol
when was that
Didnt he call himself "Bigger Green" too? lol
@@Manpigeon The real homies prop each other up
that a name of their dicks except for namekians they don't their dendes
“Bigger green ooooouuuuttttt”
15:03
"Well, I'm going to call you Little Green."
"Your funeral."
*soul-shattering crack*
"I like you."
The intimidating smile
That's pushing it calling him Super Kami Dende lol!😆
@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight the only thing you'd be pushing if you called him anything else is daisies, lol
Yeah i forgot how could Dende hate someone that save his life(Krillin)and how could someone be stupid to forget they heard his name is Dende(Krillin,TFS Where do y'all come up with this stuff!🤣🤣🤣)
Dont feel bad Mr Popo, Im his best friend so only I can call him little green right Little Gree- (gets hit in the face) OW!
I like how Kami and Dende are the only ones who can shit talk back to Mr. Popo with no repercussions.
dende is dick name because dende doesn't have any dendes
They stand up to him in a way that makes him respect them.
Not Kami
They are higher on the pecking order
@@alexaspencer232 You forgot the pecking order, maggot. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, THEN Popo.
13:17 that call back, I like the continuity. Namekians hate high pitched noises like whistles, based on when Goku fought Slug. Piccolo says “ow”, and Dende says “that hurt me more than it hurt you”. Never noticed that.
...Hah! Thank you! :)
I actually didn’t notice that
TFS attention to details like that was always amazing.
Thank god someone else had the same realization. I literally just watched this and realised so.
I didn't either, ty for pointing that out
Gohan: Which do you prefer, Kami, God or Dende?
Dende: Oh Gohan, you can call me whatever you like.
@XxFireDudexX Your funeral.
Gohan: I'll call you daddy 0_~
Joseph Joestar WOAH-
Dende: Awww thank you gohan *kisses Gohans four head and hugs him* I love you Gohan
Popo: Well im gonna call u little green
"It's morning, douche"
Dende disrespected a mega villain just because of his sense of time.
and he could get away with it because Frieza didn't understand his language
Just cause yo are a mega villain doesn'r mean you won't get called out on being a duymbass or on being wrong
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 I'm pretty sure someone heckled Hitler at one point.
@Shanethefilmmaker I heckled Klaus Schwab yesterday, so...
The saddest part of DBZA ending is that we never saw Dende interact with Videl.
Leave it for the fanfic, I'm sure *someone* will write it in time
That man is going to hate Videl with the force of a thousand Freezas.
Or Vegeta sacrifice himself in the image of a hydrogen bomb explosion.
@@AlFish
Pls send the link if ever there is one.
@@multiverse_media2023 cc me
Your missing
Popo: “all you need is a little green”
Dende: “I told you not to call me that
Popo: *holding weed* “I’m not”
Dende: yo!
Yo
yo!
I'd say that's more of a Popo moment than a Dende one.
@@gurvmlk I’d argue it’s a dende moment because it seems like Popo is calling him Little Green at first which he knows Dende hates.
This man Dende got his potential unlocked and became the savage, but man he experienced a lot of life REAL fast.
dende means penis by the way and FYI Namekians doesn't have any dendes by the way
Kinda like Gohan. Since 5 he was on a lot of fights to the death.
@@bandito241 you arent wrong at all. Dende had much less prep by comparison. I think that's another reason they were so cool together. Wish it had been built on better.
Also death
Gohan is basically dende’s waifu
So basically ALL Dende's scenes are his best scenes. Got it
You know it
Except, for some reason, when Guru calls him batman
@@ilyashiz yeah why isn’t that here
you mean super kami dende?
left out the part where all he needs is a little green
I love that Gohan is basically oblivious to anything in Dende.
It's kinda the same of Krillin with Dende's name
And lime goku withe chichi
Technically, Dende *did* get his family back
So he was good enough.
Well yeah, we could get anything if Mystical Wishes Granting Balls would exist Irl, but we don't do we
The brilliant true point of the dialogue is that Karma doesn't really exist and this arc showed that savagely - Emperor wants something imprtant from you, and said emperor will just get it with enough force -. I also live in a country - that country below the US - in which cruelty of that kind is often a reality.
- sorry if i got savage on you, but i just don't like those kind of smart kid sarcastic comments trying to sound smart with a joke... so i look for reality to be respected. I'm also guessing you're smart so..... -
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 every party needs a pooper and that's why they called you. 🎶
@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962
Party pooopeeeer🎶
🎶Party Pooopeeer.
wrong! dende doesn't any dende! and yes dende is a dicks for them to use you know just use their dendes
9:53
Dende: May I hug you?
Piccolo/Nail: NO!!!
NAILICCOLO
Oh :(
Poor Dende
Kingbrodie fr
@@Lz-Quandale Pail
Dende: "Turns out we're all alive!" *Snickers* "Except Krillin. How unfortunate."
Lmao 😂
dende is dick to use on people except dende because he doesn't have any dendes
Jokes on you. He hated the bald one
@@tobi7588 so did he hated all the namekians ?
One scene is missed out:
Dense can’t focus on the cell games and popo offers ‘a little green.’
Yes
😏 Yo!
@@johnnycee9325 yo = me
“I told you not to call me that!”
they have right to him call that because Dende is name of their dicks except for namekians they don't have their dendes
“I am going to murder….that bastard” is one of the most underrated lines from DBZA. It gets me everytime.
“Wow thank God I am immortal” “actually I healed you🤖” “wait I could’ve died there”
@@unit3airbnb835 "Yeah, and unlike the runt and I, you don't get a power boost from it."
@@makaylarae1000"Hax! I call Hax!"
Because of this character, my boyfriend has been addressed as “Dende” for the past 7 years. The name Andrew is a fake name now.
Not little peen?
Him too? Everyone calls me dende too
@@dontejones3314 hey, it's better than little green
@@dontejones3314 Little green
How would you have a lover?
Dende's crush on Gohan is my favorite part of his character
He is just adorable isn't he hahaha awwww.....Meow
@@meghansmith7884 *(Extremely confused noises)* 😭???
@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil- Oh basket 🤣Don't worry abt it....Hissssss
@@meghansmith7884 BROLY LOOK! NIGGAS BE WILDIN!
@@meghansmith7884😦
I like how Piccolo just gives up on trying to tell Dende he's not Nail. Makes you wonder how many times Dende called him that.
Or perhaps Dende is speaking to Nail specifically and ignoring Piccolo outright.
It funny how someone who hates to be call something that's not his name. But has no problem calling someone else by a different name
@@theinsurance2450 Granted, Dende doesn't realize that's not Nail, and Piccolo hasn't really... explained... well, more like he "Piccolo'd" the situation further.
Krillin: Little green why!!!
Dende: Because my name is dende
Best line
"...unlike the runt and I, you don't get a power boost from it" this is a good line for accuracy
"It's sad you don't have saiyan phisiology, by this point you would be unstoppable" -Future Trunks.
"I know right?" - The bald one.
Hacks I call hacks
I like how the name "little green" makes a reference to that infamous "big green" overseas voice acting
I found that out just now lol
and then there's also Nail, or Big Green
Big green?
@@johannesvonmalos7505 Before the dubbing that everyone will grow up, there had been an English dubbing made by a different production. One of the problems was that dubbing took the characters and gave them the wrong names, for example: Piccolo got renamed Big Green
Also, Mr. Satan calls Dende Little Green when asking him to heal Buu in the Funimation dub
15:05 popo has his first bit of true happiness in his life
Ashley Walker I wouldn’t say happiness. More amusement at dende’s threat
@@giovannigonzalez6349 he feels happiness when watching innocent life fading bye his hand
@@giovannigonzalez6349 He's finally found an equal, not in power, but in energy
The sound when he smiles... I lose it every time.
or since Kami died
At 14:04 , the way he says "Get you *LIFE* together" puts me in stitches
Your*
@@zanderlimberakis403 youar*
@@kingkitty026 yuroe
@@maximusquezada4189 yorue
@@DingusDummy yo
Dende's slap to Krillin is worthy of an Oscar
“Keep your nickname for me out your fucking mouth!!”
Keep my name in your mothafukn mouth
@@balrighty3523 lmaoo
*You will call me Dende! DENDE! Say it! Say my name!!!!*
@@KameWeeb ok lil green.
I love how at 11:52 Goku just pops out of reality and NO ONE seems to notice or care XD
I mean they're used to it at this point.
Gotta love the balloon pop sound effect too.
it's because goku has his dende
"Okay Shenron, wakey wakey, eggs and...dead people" still fucking kills me
"HEY DRAGON WAKE THE F**K UP! ITS ALREADY PAST NOON! GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER!" Got me lol
“What plan? I just wanted to screw over Freeza.”
“You really screwing with people huh”
The Natrix 101 hmm
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no
no no no no no ɴᴏ ɴᴏ ɴᴏ
ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ
𝗡𝗢
And Krillin
.... you are correct........it is time for me to unlock your hidden power ........
*Dende*
**Power Unlocks**
OW WHAT THE HELL!
*And now your power has been awakened.*
*I noticed!*
Sir I was referring to me-!
T H A T S L U T!
And _I_ noticed that Dende's sarcastic side came out after Guru awakened him.
I love how Piccolo’s the one to say a blunt “ow” at 13:20 due to both Namekians having an intolerance to high-pitched noises & the “subtle” flirting
Dende’s “that hurt me more than it hurt you” leaning towards the former as well
"Okay, so I'm God now?"
"Bet."
"Sick."
Dende is what comes up from the ground when you plant a senzu bean
Damn idk if that's a compliment or insult 😂
Seeing as both work as a deus ex machina, yeah that is apt
I love how Dende went from a gentle, innocent little slug lad to this sassy little wise ass
15:05 no matter how many times I see it I always love this interaction between Dende and Mr Popo
Popo LITERALLY cracking a smile. One of my favorites - and then he and Dende are like buddy-buddy from that point on
penis is a dende for them to use by the way but sadly dende doesn't have his dende!
The sounds he made to make that smile...
Vegeta had a point, wtf *IS* he?
It's why I'm here.
You can just hear the screams of the damned wail in anguish as he cracks a smile.
Dende is the god we deserve.
@Anato
Dende : Thank you mortal, now can you show me the way to Gohan's house?
@@bartek8309 unfortunately, i do not know the way to Gohan's house. Perhaps you should ask Piccolo?
No, dende is the god we NEED
Thank you
I don't want to agree with you about the deserving part, but given that he's sarcastic and people are (mostly) terrible, I can't deny it...
Why do all Namekian guardians turn into monsters? First Kami then Guru and now Super Kami Dende
It’s the power
Technically piccolo Riverted
I think it's the power high they get. Also let's face it: if any mortal got godly powers they'd begin acting like an asswhole thanks to the power high.
Kami turns into a dickhead in this series?
@@agentr107 yeah Kami was actually pretty good. He didn’t care about dying if it meant keeping the earth safe from what was thought to be the biggest threat, Piccolo.
"No one fucks with the White Mage"
Me as a White Mage: "Damn right!"
And a black mage
@@nolanhewitt2563 Just stay away from the floor humpers. (Lancers)
8:07 Come back... Magic man..
Bruh
SUPER KAMI DENDE
SUPER MOORI GURU KAMI PICCOLO NAIL DENDE!
@@Lz-Quandale
That would be Gast from Dragon Ball Multiverse
Nail:o no... NOT AGAIN!!!
14:20 favorite dialogue from TFS Dende 😂👌🏾💯
Just the way he prounounced "Frieza shit" gets me crackin' every time.
He sounds like blitz from helluva boss😂
Really wish they had kept going so you could see dende get jealous of videl.
“The better question is: why did I tell him he was immortal 🌚”
*Crackling noise* "I like you..."
Would you use your infinite power to ressurect tfs?
I love the usage of Klingon for the Namekian speech. Good usage of an alien language with a full dictionary and nerd shenanigans
Vegeta: You... Green thing... Heal me
Dende: Oh i'm sorry i'm having a hard time hearing you over the smell of my people's blood in your hands
That part crack me up lol
Oh do NOT be "that guy" right now
@@steampunkguy2036 Dende: I'm going to be that guy right now...
*It would've been so nice to see Dende and vedale fighting about their love for gohan*
ChiChi wins
''holy crap your dragons on steriods'' that got me 😂
Best way to remember Dende, HIS CATCHPHRASE: "MY-NAME-IS-DENDE" lol
Dende: "Say my name."
Vegeta: "... Little Green?"
He chose... Poorly.
He has chosen... death
12:45 The f*cks a god i mean the f*cks a dog i mean the f*ck
Bruh idk why but that is one of my favorite Dende moments
Dende's personality change happened after Guru unlocked his potential xD
All this time, as many times as I've seen these episodes, I always forgot that whistling hurts Namekian's ears. That moment always went over my head.
Dende is my favourite character in the abridged
Same here
Oh ho, Dende would've HATED Videl! XD
Edit: Correction we saw and he DID hate Videl. Thank you Totally Not Mark & Teamfourstar. Them Buu bits were bliss. XD
i find it funny how this is the best of dende compilation and it’s just every line he said in the series. amazing
He's always at his best 😤
@@AlFish He is just adorable lol 😽....Meow
@@GoofyaahhhhEDITZ on dende bro
Dende and Mr popo are gonna be the most powerful duo in all the 12 universes
9:24 he sounds so much like a gamer 😂
“because my name is dende......”
13:15 I love the detail they put in dende's whistle that it hurts piccolo's ears
I love how Dende only spends like 5 minutes with Nail but he just loves him like a brother from that point on. Then again it’s kind of the same story with Gohan. He just sort of started to love him at some point. I’m starting to think he’s got some kind of reactive attachment disorder.
I almost hope him and Gohan have a relationship during the Buu time-skip.
@the phillster harris I think they could handle that dynamic well.
You are proof liberalism is a mental disorder.
@@lastswordfighter Huh?
lastswordfighter none nigga what?
lastswordfighter none even DBZ isn’t safe from petty political insults
"If I'm good enough, then I can have my family back" , technically he did get his family back after they were teleported back to earth, so karma worked (except the namekians who vegeta killed).
But wasn’t Vegeta still an agent of Frieza?
Gohan: "what do you want to be called?"
Dende: "oh Gohan, you can call me whatever you like!"
Mr. P: "I'll call you 'little green.;
Dende: "Your funeral."
Mr P smiles; "Oh I like you."
Holy shit that almost killed me xD laughing so hard and totally didn't expect it xD Haven't had an almost black-out laugh in a while. My god, or Dende! ROFLMAO!
dende is dick name but he really got mad because he doesn't have any dendes!
Hilarious how Dende just absolutely loves to mess with people even Frieza 😆
Just makes me happy how well Dende and Popo get along.
Dende: *Whistles*
Piccolo: 'Ow!'
Dende: 'That hurt me more than it hurt you.'
Always loved that moment. Nice funny little reference.
“First immortality, then the b*****s...”
The only thing more terrifying than hearing popo laugh, is hearing him say "I like you" with a smile
'because youre all a cavalcade of f..k ups'.
'the f..k's a god?!
i mean, who the f..k's a dog?!
i mean, what the f..k?!'
Lmao, Dende is one of TFS' best characters with Cell e Mr. Popo.
I love that dende hates being called little green but insists on calling piccolo nail
Hahahaha love the fact that dende seems to be gay in this
The call back to nemekians hating high pitched noises is great
Your funeral
Namekians are genderless. So if we apply the gay, if one loves his own gender, then ALL namekians are gay by default. Dende loving Gohan is an anomaly, because Gohan is male. So you could say, that Dende is the only straight namek. Though if we consider gay as loving a gender different from what naturally intended, then yeah. Dende is gay.
@@akuladoctor7355 well technically if they’re closely related to slugs as is mentioned a couple of times in both the series and in abridged they’re hermaphrodites so they have both male AND female genitalia which would make them either gay or straight depending on who their partner is and which part they chose to use with said partner. The ironic thing is while namekians are gender less they have the appearance of males and we don’t see any differences between any of the nemekian characters they all essentially have the same build
@@torakunoichi It is stated, that Namekians have no penis. At least in tfs.. So no herm style.
@@torakunoichi i think the term you’re looking for would probably just be non-binary
It exists on spectrum after all, and isn’t just “the third gender” it can lean towards male, female, be somewhere in the middle, be somewhere in the middle but lean towards male etc, be both, be neither etc
Also I don’t even think a lot of the namekians (specifically ones like kid dende) even look male or female at all. I think that just comes down to a deeper topic about human society. Essentially, how due to societal standards on gender roles; anything inherently leaning more towards gender neutral just gets defaulted to “b o y” for some reason (I technically know the reason, its just irrelevant to the convo) as if theres even such a thing as a “default gender” literally anywhere.
A lot of people definitely see anything as gender neutral as boy by default. But i’d be lying if i said i could show a thousand people young dende and they’d all immediately guess “boy”. If anything, they’d probably have difficulty leaning towards either cause a lot of namekian designs like him tend to lack literally all if any of the physical traits society even associates with either gender to begin with.
And thats only visually!! Add his voice to the mix and he’s voiced mostly by women in literally most languages, or at least people who tend to identify as them.
One thing for sure, his feelings for gohan definitely exist somewhere in the LGBT spectrum, but i just call it gay for simplicity and cause its a evolved to be catch-all term, pansexual is probably a better one tho, but i’m no expert on these things.
There’s definitely no way his feelings are straight in literally any way.
Mainly cauae by definition; straight implies that there’s literally no room for ambiguity on either party. We could debate for hours on if gohan could be straight, gay whatever; Abridged OR canon
wise. But dende is literally a fucking alien, he’s nothing BUT ambiguity.💀
I appreciate that they didn't make all the Namekians ace.
my fav line "wakey wakey eggs and dead people" got me wheezing like a tea kettle
A life I live by: First Immortality, Then The Bitches.
Dende: *whistles
Piccolo in the background: oww!
Dende: That hurt me more than it hurt you.
@@shadowknight1121 so subtle and forgettable yet so funny
5:56 Why is there an Albino Namekian amongst you? I thought they were wiped out from the purge!
LMAO
Omfg that's wild🤣🤣🤣
15:27 this is honestly my favorite part
0:54 If this scene happened in 1984, Toriyama would definitely have made that joke.
I've never come across Dende/Gohan fanfiction before and yet now I crave it.
Awww. Its adorable hehhehe....Meow
There is a lot. Archive of our own got a lot
AO3 always commin in clutch
@@kanalithviper4744 are you serious?
I saw mostly Gohan/Piccolo but I'm not reading those,incest is not a kink I am into 🤣
@@lainhikaru5657why didn’t you just look for gohan/dende? Why didn’t you exclude gohan/piccolo from the search results?
8:14
Piccolo:Thank you magic man
Dende:Its Good to have you back Nail
Piccolo:I'm not Nail
Nail: Technically you kinda are
Piccolo:Shut Up Nail
Dende: Why are you talking to yourself
Piccolo:No reason, Now go heal Vegeta
Dende:Why would I do that
Freezer: *A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A*
Piccolo:Because that
Dende:Oh yeah,That's happening right now
According to the latest movie, the reason why Gohan looks like a teen despite being eleven is because Saiyan a gain a massive growth spurt twice in their life, once when they are in their early teens, and once when they are around 30ish. Case in point, Goten suddenly grew a couple feet, and Vegeta somehow became taller then bulma
Ah yes, my favorite Dende Moment, Frieza realizing the Ginyus are dead.
13:48
Piccolo: Seems like an awkward number..
Dende: It’s a magical wish granting dragon, Nail I don’t make the rules.
Me: 😂😂
He can feel his energy and knows he is almost nail
He had a “Boondocks” like smile when he said that too 😂😂😂
Poor Dende xD his crush on Gohan is one of my favorite things
oh i hope dende wanted gohan's dende sound like suspect to me
Dende:welcome back nail
Piccolo:where am i?
Dende:May i hug you 😃
Piccolo:NO!!!
Dende:Oh 🙁
What's the deal with Gohan being like namekian cat nip. Every namekian loves this prepubescent child
I noticed that most namekians in the series aren't that close with goku either
7:20 the most badass moment of dende
Veagtas face when he finds out that you can't kill some one how is emortol. Priceless
Your spelling is atrocious
man Dende became savage when he became the guardian of Earth.
He became a savage after guru unlocked his "hidden power"
“First get immortality, then the b*tches” -Vegeta
Dende: I don't think the healing is working i need to give him mouth to mouth.
Sus😳😳😳
(When he said that 15:40)
😂 Brrruuuuhhhhhhhh!!!!! 😂
"Come back magic man" "thanks magic man"
12:06 this is 100% something dbsuper Goku would do 🤣
People say the heart virus frued his brains🤣
I swear I fucking love that he's got a huge crush Gohan. It's super cute!! ☺️
15:10 my fav scene