Fun fact: the gory, goofy pong game around the end was developed by the same guys that made NESticle, the first really popular NES emulator for DOS/Win95 back in 1997.
The ending screen btw says (in the last game): "Because you won the olympics, you now get out of jail." That was the only thing i found worth translating, since most of the finnish language in that game seemed kinda broken.
fyi the playable characters in that amazing bowling game are: -Bruce Lee -Madonna (complete with Bowling Pin Tits) -Napoleon -Hitler (obviously, what's a bowling game without Hitler?) -Rie Miyazawa (the one with her Whole Ass Out) -Sherlock Holmes
Wow, this brings back memories! I had the Russian game at 3:07 as a kid and never expected it to show up on Vinesauce. I couldn't get the music to play and I had no idea about some of the controls. In this level Space + Right = punch, Space + Down = kick, Up = block. For anyone wondering, the game is Crow (Ворона) by Nikita/ONP from 1992, the two guys on screen are Russian fairy tale characters Ivan the Fool (the player on the left) and Yemelya, and the fish is Yemelya's magical pike that grants wishes, seen here granting its master's wish to slap Vinny in the face.
Gonna be honest, that Claymation chestburster grub at 6:14 was pretty damn cool, I like what they did for the attack animations. Would of loved to see the backstory for that friggin' thing.
These DOS games are basically a summation of your average middle-schooler's sense of humor: big boobs, gratuitous blood and gore, random uses of well-known fictional characters, and Hitler; all drawn in either an anime style or a needlessly grotesque one.
@@sam4gaming135 Oh, TH-cam made it so ads always play on every video, even if not monetized or age restricted. It's just the creator that doesn't get any money from them.
The first game is clearly based on the Israeli snack called "Bamba" (peanut butter snacks). The baby is its mascot and the text is in Hebrew. Honestly I'm surprised that this even exists.
I am suprised that there is even עברית localization. You'd have to create a custom game engine and all for the right-to-left text. -an Israeli living in תלפיות
I went to a summer camp as a kid that had a poster with that mascot on it for some reason. I haven’t seen that character in a decade probably and thought I’d never see it again, but it showed up in pretty much the last place I’d expect it.
Finland used to have a really prominent shareware scene back in the DOS days which gave us gems like Liero, so glad Vinny was able to show off some of the more insane, black metal & warm beer fueled 'classics'
ramonestefano You should follow it up with Rick Dangerous, just so you have to stop and think which one was which any time somebody mentions one of them.
1:52 이소룡=bruce lee 마돈나=madonna 나폴레옹=napoleon 2:03 히틀러=hitler 미와 자와리=rie miyazawa 셜록홈즈 = sherlock hormes 2:21 동경 볼링장 = tokyo bowling club 2:31 심했다 = too bad
Oh my god I recognize the baby chips from the 1st part, it's some Israeli brand we saw on our trip to Israel. I didn't even know they would've made a game off of that character because it looks so weird
The baby in the first game is the mascot for an Israeli snack called Bamba, which are pretty much just Cheetos puffs but peanut instead of cheese flavored. They kind of taste like packing peanuts coated in peanut butter, but I still like them for some reason...
Also the "world history" we know is centered around western history. Europeans and Americans freak out over what nazi germany did, but they don't give a shit, or are not aware of how imperial japan killed, raped and fucked over nearby nations like the Chinese and Koreans.
Oh God, the monster fighting game with the ostrich and eyeball I played back in the Windows 95 days, it was so mesmerizing to see these things beat each other up. As a young child, anyway. I didn't think I'd ever see gameplay of it.
12:52 *distorted mumbling that devolves into windy mic mouthbreathing and then horriblely distorted and amusingly fake choking sounds complete with gurgles and “BLEH”s and at least one squeal*
Knogginknockers 2 is a classic. I could play it in two player mode for hours with my friends when I first discovered it... Very unbalanced though as some characters have ultra special attacks while others are basically Pichu. Also: Ann player! Duu player! Aptioons!
0:31 (source from wikipedia) " Bamba is made from peanut-butter-flavored puffed maize. Bamba contains no preservatives or food coloring, is enriched with several vitamins, and contains high amounts of fat and salt. The energy content is 160 calories per 28 grams. Bamba is certified Kosher by Badatz Jerusalem. Some describe it as "Cheez Doodles without the cheese." " so no, they are not potato chips. they are peanut butter puffs.
Gotta love the classic characters emerging in those DOS streams. I too want to play my bowling game as Chibi Sherlock Holmes, crushing Chubby Hitler and his Nazi emporium.
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"WHY AM I ABLE TO BOWL IN NAZI GERMANY"
Vinny's streams never cease to amaze.
Fun fact: the gory, goofy pong game around the end was developed by the same guys that made NESticle, the first really popular NES emulator for DOS/Win95 back in 1997.
Thanks Shitman!
that makes way too much sense
Explains the name and the bloody hand cursor
Well that explains literally everything.
BOW TO THE FECAL LORD
*M A N S L A V E*
"I wanna see Sherlock Homes in like a bondage outfit, celebrating."
~Vinesauce 2018
"I don't wanna see it, but I'm predicting it!"
In the Mario bros Cartoon
Bowser ties up Sherlock Homes so i guess thats close enough
It's my headcanon that the Manslave is Sherlock Holmes.
"HIS LEG IS STILL ON FIRE! THEY JUST EXPLODE INTO LEGS!"
- Unidentified US Army Private, Vietnam, 1970
The ending screen btw says (in the last game): "Because you won the olympics, you now get out of jail."
That was the only thing i found worth translating, since most of the finnish language in that game seemed kinda broken.
As a Finnish boy, I must ask, "mitä helvettiä" was that game?
fyi the playable characters in that amazing bowling game are:
-Bruce Lee
-Madonna (complete with Bowling Pin Tits)
-Napoleon
-Hitler (obviously, what's a bowling game without Hitler?)
-Rie Miyazawa (the one with her Whole Ass Out)
-Sherlock Holmes
Why is Napoleon a bullfighter?
Wow, this brings back memories! I had the Russian game at 3:07 as a kid and never expected it to show up on Vinesauce. I couldn't get the music to play and I had no idea about some of the controls. In this level Space + Right = punch, Space + Down = kick, Up = block. For anyone wondering, the game is Crow (Ворона) by Nikita/ONP from 1992, the two guys on screen are Russian fairy tale characters Ivan the Fool (the player on the left) and Yemelya, and the fish is Yemelya's magical pike that grants wishes, seen here granting its master's wish to slap Vinny in the face.
the music sounds like a bad midi of Katyusha
@@Actual-Knight i think that's what that is
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Gonna be honest, that Claymation chestburster grub at 6:14 was pretty damn cool, I like what they did for the attack animations. Would of loved to see the backstory for that friggin' thing.
The Backstory: The games Animators got lazy, and animated a worm instead of the Minotaur character. I wish i was kidding.
@@BroomPusher2024 i mean I can't blame them, I would do the same really.
These DOS games are basically a summation of your average middle-schooler's sense of humor: big boobs, gratuitous blood and gore, random uses of well-known fictional characters, and Hitler; all drawn in either an anime style or a needlessly grotesque one.
This is literally a description of flash games in the early to mid 2000s. Humanity does not change.
6:46
Today the part of Badass Future Cyborg will be played by a 14-year-old who really doesn't want to be a part of Class Picture Day.
TheBrianJ hah
Triceratops evolved to wear clothes
Why plae babbie?
Vinesauce Congrats on a fantastic charity stream this year! :)
That reminds me of an episode of Star Trek: Voyager
This is Vinny, not Joel. They're two entirely different streamers.
Triceratons from TMNT?
*[MANSLAVING INTENSIFIES]*
I am genuinely surprised to scroll down here and find that all the comments are NOT just "MANSLAVE"
*Sees Hitler*
Aaaand, there goes Vinny’s ad revenue.
lol XD
i mean fuck ads, these are the worst ads like imagine a game ripoff ad with ninja and tfue but they get names like michael or dick
@@Davidpoland2005 GKYS.
There's still ads
@@sam4gaming135
Oh, TH-cam made it so ads always play on every video, even if not monetized or age restricted.
It's just the creator that doesn't get any money from them.
The first game is clearly based on the Israeli snack called "Bamba" (peanut butter snacks). The baby is its mascot and the text is in Hebrew. Honestly I'm surprised that this even exists.
I am suprised that there is even עברית localization.
You'd have to create a custom game engine and all for the right-to-left text.
-an Israeli living in תלפיות
I went to a summer camp as a kid that had a poster with that mascot on it for some reason. I haven’t seen that character in a decade probably and thought I’d never see it again, but it showed up in pretty much the last place I’d expect it.
S A B A M B A
5:39 I like how the game only put in that one death sound effect.
6:48 Vinny evolved into Joel for a second there.
Joerl
Jorgel
Stop watching porn
ekmad
What does that have to do with this?
Varg?
3:28 Robert Cop
Furniture of Law Enforcement
"Oh yes, to the magnificent bovine."
"Moooo."
*Eats him*
"Hehe... hehehehe -- no."
"NOGGINDE NOCKYURS... 2."
Vinny: "I am no longer of this Earth."
i am no longer of this earth
man plane
*high-quality and family friendly gaming*
Holmes vs. Hitler
BATTLE OF THE MILLENNIUM
Marvel or DC? Whatever, I buy it!
Aristotle vs. MASHY SPIKE PLATE
1:59 Oh. Okay, /pol/ and /vr/ made a game one day.
Damn, Vinny has played so many terrible Finnish DOS games so far. I love it.
3:13 do I hear katyusha????!!!!
Mr. Andrew yes
The characters seem to be the heroes of Russian fairytales
Yes
"yep video games were a mistake" *bowling pin noise*
Don't know why this made me laugh
12:53 best game of bowling 2018
Torilla tavataan, Suomi mainittu.
ChipDaMunkh 👍
Tortilla avataan
The only Finnish phrase I understand is "Leave me alone, I know what I'm doing".
The baby is frightenly similar to that of the disembodied floating head of the Phineas and Ferb series
Finland used to have a really prominent shareware scene back in the DOS days which gave us gems like Liero, so glad Vinny was able to show off some of the more insane, black metal & warm beer fueled 'classics'
I used to play a lot of "Dangerous Dave" in my time. Give it a go sometime.
dangerous dave is pretty nice. i think it was made by carmack and romero which is why it's such a solid game
Yeah, you are right on that. It was a pretty cool game, but it controlled like a nightmare when you were falling.
ramonestefano You should follow it up with Rick Dangerous, just so you have to stop and think which one was which any time somebody mentions one of them.
Oh my god that game
It made computer class a lot more enjoyable back in my elementary school years
Top quality, Finnish DOS games.
1:52 이소룡=bruce lee 마돈나=madonna 나폴레옹=napoleon
2:03 히틀러=hitler 미와 자와리=rie miyazawa 셜록홈즈 = sherlock hormes
2:21 동경 볼링장 = tokyo bowling club
2:31 심했다 = too bad
3:07 Mother Russia Intensifies
I have no idea why that game had Katyusha playing, but I'll take it.
I think it is because is a russian game
katyusha
I first learned that song as a finnish sauna song
Oh my god I recognize the baby chips from the 1st part, it's some Israeli brand we saw on our trip to Israel. I didn't even know they would've made a game off of that character because it looks so weird
>didn't play as Hitler
Weak
Anybody have a list of these games? I'm legitimately interested in noodley 4:09 and whatever kind of game has both beat-em-up mechanics and an RPG HUD
PYC128 oh that awesome game is called Darkside Story which is a South Korean exclusive DOS game
MrDmoney156 Darkside Story actually looks pretty good, I might play it sometime
The baby in the first game is the mascot for an Israeli snack called Bamba, which are pretty much just Cheetos puffs but peanut instead of cheese flavored. They kind of taste like packing peanuts coated in peanut butter, but I still like them for some reason...
The 90s sure were an amazing time for PC gaming...
"it didn't choose Hitler."
Well, that's a relief, isn't it?
6:56 I actually like how threatening, and intense this battle music is tho! >w
9:05 I actually remember playing that game when I was a kid o.o it was on one of those 1000 games on one cd
Man I hate it when I get pisteet in the middle of bowling.
pisteet means "points" in finnish, also youre the only furry artist i like
Petit pisteet
Oh hey I know where your pfp comes from now
_good taste_
Kilo he makes that art tho 🤔 I mean I guess an artist’s own work _is_ their taste???
woah i didnt expect to see you here
4:27 All hail t-pose menu man
12:43 TRUE AESTHETIC
7:56 Too little, too late, talking leg.
Only in Korea
This video is already banned in Germany.
No it isn't
JohnnyStyle300 r/woosh
After watching those Rumble Roses corruptions, I finally know where the 'Man Slave' soundbite came from
the cutscene and following game at 11:50 gave me a fight or flight response. and my body chose fight
Its always a good day when a new Highlight video comes out
1:02
Babu Shits Himself
*Bad End*
So many Finnish games.
Neroxen you mean un-finnished games
MrDmoney156 give this guy a medal ^
11:15 The character sprites look like Megaman Sprite Game
is it korea that's so detached from world history that hitler is some kind of quirky silly character? I feel like that's korea
Romantic Outlaw I guess since they never experienced Hitler and his atrocities first hand they thought this would be okay.
Also the "world history" we know is centered around western history. Europeans and Americans freak out over what nazi germany did, but they don't give a shit, or are not aware of how imperial japan killed, raped and fucked over nearby nations like the Chinese and Koreans.
Meanwhile, North korea is getting sh!t from either of those sides...
Apparently its a taiwanese game translated and imporred for korean arcade machines
Asian countries in general were kinda insensitive about Hitler or Nazi stuffs back then. I remember seeing a Nazi themed bar in a downtown as a kid.
Oh God, the monster fighting game with the ostrich and eyeball I played back in the Windows 95 days, it was so mesmerizing to see these things beat each other up. As a young child, anyway.
I didn't think I'd ever see gameplay of it.
12:52 *distorted mumbling that devolves into windy mic mouthbreathing and then horriblely distorted and amusingly fake choking sounds complete with gurgles and “BLEH”s and at least one squeal*
5:13 literally that mission from GTA:SA
The people who made that severed head pong game? They also made the NESticle emulator.
dark, empty void holes for eyes on babies are my faaaavorite
Knogginknockers 2 is a classic. I could play it in two player mode for hours with my friends when I first discovered it... Very unbalanced though as some characters have ultra special attacks while others are basically Pichu. Also: Ann player! Duu player! Aptioons!
1:39
*I GOT BROADS IN ATLANTA*
11:22
Bloodlust Software left us too soon.
6:14 My left ear loved that part.
9:05 the original Saltybet
Totally falls in line with Vinesauce quality standards, lol
5:42 worst part is the fact the train had a face. It was alive and now it's dead and the bear could of cared less...
07:37 - This game is literally a bootleg port of _NARC._ I've seen this, too! Huh.
11:12 - Aww, hell yes! Back to Bloodlust! Also. ＭＡＮＳＬＡＶＥ！
Vinny, definitely think about playing the "Pac Guy" games in the next DOS stream. Those were an absolute gem in my childhood.
12:47-13:17
This is the most accurate representation of the Winter War and Continuation War I've ever seen in a video game.
Is Vinny’s soul slowly ascending to another clone of Joel? The main question is... is he okay and what will happen next?
3:10
Why is a Russian song playing in the background
Nyeh shit
RedNarwhal *Nyet.
I didn't even _know_ that game had music.
South Korea DOS Games are the best Korea Gaem hands down
One of them happens to be 1996's *Dragon Tuka,* based on _(surprise surprise)_ the *Young-Goo* sci-fi action toku flick of the same name and year.
6:05 Someone should show Matt McMuscles this game! Maybe it’ll dethrone Expect No Mercy?
this whole video feels like a fever dream. espiecally the last game.
0:31 (source from wikipedia) " Bamba is made from peanut-butter-flavored puffed maize. Bamba contains no preservatives or food coloring, is enriched with several vitamins, and contains high amounts of fat and salt. The energy content is 160 calories per 28 grams. Bamba is certified Kosher by Badatz Jerusalem. Some describe it as "Cheez Doodles without the cheese." "
so no, they are not potato chips. they are peanut butter puffs.
12:53 Like something out of PilotRedSun.
3:09 isn't that like some old russian song?
I bet the bear thing was so smug because crashing the train was just a part of an insurance scam
"Oh man, a crash? What a bummer, right?"
3:12
Holy _shit_ that brings back memories.
12:15 Joel's throat impression for Vinny
Gotta love the classic characters emerging in those DOS streams. I too want to play my bowling game as Chibi Sherlock Holmes, crushing Chubby Hitler and his Nazi emporium.
8:05 "too little, too late, talking leg."
13:26 Psycho Mantis?
I hope Vinny will continue to cover more obscure and forgotten DOS and early Windows games.
6:18 Mr.Stark I don't feel so good
9:40 Funny Screaming Begin New Game Moment
5:28 ShowTime Pizza
8:14 well, of course, the blood and guts channel is the best
3:36 Doom Sound effect
4:24 he's asserting his dominance
10:52 has my favorite soundtrack of all time.
Ms dung, yeah ya got that right
some people made these games
I like this look into Ms dos bad library of games, thanks Vinny.
1:30 he's enjoying this
John Parker, Rasta Soldier, AKA John Schut Space Marine's brother.
Love that sick-ass Bamba remix in the first game. Ein c'mo Bamba indeed.
the way Vinny says 10:26 has me in stitches for some reason it's not even funny
5:29 when you touch the spaguetti