_>That feel when you birth stellar bodies after careening full tilt into a wrecked sedan in your Peterbilt._ Sounds like just another day at Vinesauce.
At this point I'm tempted to suspect devs are doing this on purpose. Wild physics, janky collision models, out of touch control schemes, it's intentional, right? To cash in on the "brokedick 'simulator' game" novelty factor and spread by streamers and word of mouth? I love it all, regardless; keep it coming!
2:49 I drive these fairly frequently, and I can confirm, that is their intended purpose. Flip it, then wiggle around on the ground. That is how you construction.
Is it some kind of written law of the universe that all games that are entirely about driving trucks must be glitchy enough to rend the fabric of space and time?
Gosh, I haven't laughed this much from one of your videos in a while. My favorite was the ATV Simulator as is reminded me of a similar bad simulator game I had as a kid, but with dirt bikes.
A game where you can look at your truck from the outside, while still being INSIDE your truck, and another game where you can dismount your ATV, and sit on the ground still driving your ATV, but then end up controlling another ATV while your body still sits on the ground somewhere else, your own ATV now stuck in a quantum-locked existence. .. Did c'thulu design these games?!
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"Coffee, donuts, go fuck yourself" As a person who works in construction, i can validate that this is how everyone who works in construction speaks.
Aleksi Wallenius I'm walkin here
Hey its me, Cousin Niki, I'm walkin' here!
Aleksi Wallenius COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN
whats "cofee"
eyyyy badda bing badda boom
_>That feel when you birth stellar bodies after careening full tilt into a wrecked sedan in your Peterbilt._
Sounds like just another day at Vinesauce.
I don't think I understand ATVs
FIRST
vinesauce WORLD OF TANKS! PLAY FREE ONLINE TODAY!
vinesauce i like amvs
Oh jeez, I haven't seen the video yet and I wonder what the context is going to be?
vinesauce ATV's are like life, you can ride them, but you can never master them.
If we cant make the truck go to space...
bring the space to the truck and make a miniature sun
At this point I'm tempted to suspect devs are doing this on purpose. Wild physics, janky collision models, out of touch control schemes, it's intentional, right? To cash in on the "brokedick 'simulator' game" novelty factor and spread by streamers and word of mouth? I love it all, regardless; keep it coming!
"Hang on a minute, let me see if I can kill someone."
*Commits suicide*
... close enough, I guess. 5:58
Personally, I find glitchy "simulators" to be the best ones. They're the most entertaining!
*_JOHN TANK_*
*_LAND MARINE_*
That's the whole point of goat simulation
ALL YOU HAD TO DO, WAS STAY ON THE DAMN QUAD, VINNY.
I honestly don't think there's ever been a vinesauce video where I've not cried with laughter
Talk about being easily amused.
brutal
Corruptions, Vinny's laugh, Glitch-Life, various weird mods and some of the simulator streams. Still fun. Or good games having fun moments as well.
Bad. Good. Doesn't matter. Vinny's gonna have to deal with it.
4:57
*Flashbacks to Vinny getting angry over a tractor in a Halloween Hl2 mod.*
(Two seconds in) This is gonna be a good video
Anthony Chabot I genuinely enjoy watching Vinny lost his shit.
Anthony Chabot *WRONG WAY*
That Simulator in the beginning looks amazing
you look at the chicken
you ASTRAL PROJECT YESELF
(i guess you were never meant to see why the chicken crossed the road)
At 11:09 that ghost ATV still had the shadow of a person.
holy shit spooky
Simulator Simulator about simuating
King Kradily simulator simulator simulator
King Kradily simulation simulator
Wouldn’t that just be a video game adaptation of The Matrix?
5:45 "You are too high to pull the rope."
Don't you fucking judge me, game.
>"Australian road train"
>Miles per hour, not Kilometers
Ya dun goofed
What about the fact the games uses Euros for currency, and not Australian Dollars?
Australian Road Trains gave me Big Rigs flashbacks the moment Vinny glitched outside the world
also, that fucking ATV game, wow
ATV GP glitched so much that it became a completely different kind of game
I know this is early, but this might be the best first 10 seconds of any Vinesauce video ever.
Oh god its the fucking truck music from Yogscast help me god
JediWilli Good ol' Diesel.ogg
Just about to comment that
I remember that episode that was fucking awesome XD
you've awakened a repressed memory
Same devs it seems. Gotta love games that flip assets.
7:55 That song is such a throwback to Truckin' Tuesday
DIESEL DOT OGG BAYBEEEEEE
Bad Simulators = Job Simulators
LOL
Kamijou 仧 Twitch Streamer Simulator
Smoke Pudding Is that how Vinny's mind look like? lmao xD
Kamijou 仧 Yup lol
Kamijou 仧 bad simulator = youtube revenue simulator
"I'm under the fucking world...looking at myself! While in myself!" dude that's deep.
2:49
I drive these fairly frequently, and I can confirm, that is their intended purpose. Flip it, then wiggle around on the ground. That is how you construction.
I didn't know trucks can supernova
MooshroomGames have u ever been outside?
6:40 Physics.
7:02 So that's how stars are born.
DIESEL.OGG
it's not even tuesday
Shame you didn't play much of the Forklift Simulator because it gets WEIRD. At one point, you fight zombies.
Da hell
Jacob Hewett whatt?????
Said by the all mighty *Pussy* *DESTORYER*
Yo Southbird, if you see this, the editing on this one was fucking aces man. You did a fantastic job with it!
Leeroy Jenkins charged into battle 12 years ago today
R.I.P. in Popularity
TobiasWhisperwind still summons 2 whelps
6:10 "Dank angle, dank angle"
I'm dying
So disappointed you left out that glorious laugh when the ghost ATV did repeated stoppies though.
"Okay, so trees aren't terrain. Now we know."
ho it's me construction johnny. And i luve my job
2:32
4:10
The moonwalking construction worker, man!
That helicopter game actually doesn't look too terrible.
that's not even a forklift. it's a glorified electric pallet jack
Incorrect Game Title Simulator
Coffee, donuts, and "go fuck yourself." All part of a balanced New Yorker's breakfast!
7:25 3st person
All this laughing gave my core a good workout.
a wonderful video for Vinesauce's Birthday
6:06 that airplane was made by capcom
there was a tradition(or rumor)in Japan
・Airplane in game that made by capcom ALWAYS explode(no exception!)
Vinny highlight over 10 minutes 😩👌
1:32 Don't you just hate it when you're trying to work but someone walks through your forklift?
Getting Stuck Simulator
''Whats happening!?'' *Has violent seizure while bike repeatedly tries to kill rider*
7:03 Australian truck driver accidentally creates world's first viable nuclear fusion power plant
an average day in Australia
That ATV game went straight into PS2 game territory. Except that shit was actually good.
Thank god that kinda crap doesn't happen in Offroad Fury...
Is it some kind of written law of the universe that all games that are entirely about driving trucks must be glitchy enough to rend the fabric of space and time?
7:49 Oh fuck yeah! Diesel.ogg! THATS MY JAM!!!
o/' he tried to kill me with a forklift! o/'
Fill Florist Simulator
I'm a weeaboo because I play Fire Emblem. Cloud's favorite Simulator.
“IT’S ME CONSTRUCTION JHONNY, I LOVE MY JOB!” That reminded me so much of my old math teacher haha
I hope this means we'll get a Vine stream today.
10:50
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
If you can't go to space, bring space to you!
11:11 *IT DOESN'T HAVE A DRIVER BUT ITS SHADOW SAYS OTHERWISE.*
"What is this, now" is one of my favorite Vinny reactions.
Baby tanks should be called tanklets
Gosh, I haven't laughed this much from one of your videos in a while. My favorite was the ATV Simulator as is reminded me of a similar bad simulator game I had as a kid, but with dirt bikes.
In Poland ATVs are autonomous vehicles without drivers but with their shadows on it 😄😄😄
"YAY it finally compiled all the way! RELEASE."
is Construction Johnny related to Construction Bob in any way?
I don't think Bob the Builder can EVER fix this.
1:07 Absolutely attrocious. The game is supposed to be about forklifts but it makes you drive an electronic pallet jack instead. Genuinely disgusting.
B A N K A N G L E
"it's like one of those 1920s films" someone animate the construction sim bit like that please and thank you
What makes this australian- oh right, kangaroo.
*sorry, "wallaby"*
6:54 Ive created a sun！
11:08 There's the shadow of a person in the unmanned bike. This just turned eerie.
9:45 killer atvs simulator
The fun part about looking at these old videos is not remembering doing any of it
To give credit where credit is due, that tank had some REALLY fluid animation.
(That's where 99.5% of the budget went, of course)
The animations were probably preexisting assets, knowing the "shitty simulator" market.
Happy 7th anniversary, Vinjob
These games get existential way too easily. It's terrifying and wonderful.
You can tell by the beginning that this is gonna be good.
7:49 Oh my god, it's fucking diesel.ogg! I knew that design looked familiar.
That ATV game has better ragdoll physics than GTA 5.
"I'm under the world, looking at myself in myself"
whoa.... Australia is a wild place, people creating new stars and seeing themselves in both 1st and 3rd person view
I don't know why, but this feels like Vinny played everything here in 2013, even though he didn't.
4:16
S W O O D C R I M I N A L
That documentary narrator voice was perfect
11:07 you can se the rider's shadow with noone riding it...
I've been waiting for this.
Vinny, these are good simulators. I don't know what you have to be on to think these are bad.
I was here for this stream and ugly cried at all the cryptic humping and ＷＲＯＮＧ ＷＡＹ in the ATV game
DANK ANGLE
9:35 Rubber 2 is looking pretty good.
Construction Johnny is my favourite anime character.
6:58 He couldn't go to space, so the game brought space to him
The ATV still had the shadow of a person riding it even when it was vacant...
7:49 MY GOD, IT'S THAT DREADFUL SONG!
"Hang on, let me see if I can kill someone." ~~Vinny Vinesauce, 2017
9:35, it came back for sum fuck.
"How could you release a product this broken?"- Vinny before discovering Data Design and android shovelware
One of the funniest episodes to date
A game where you can look at your truck from the outside, while still being INSIDE your truck, and another game where you can dismount your ATV, and sit on the ground still driving your ATV, but then end up controlling another ATV while your body still sits on the ground somewhere else, your own ATV now stuck in a quantum-locked existence.
.. Did c'thulu design these games?!
Happy 7th Anniversary, Vinesauce!
7 years lead to this
that forklift game just couldn't let Vinny be happy even for a moment