Jason X - The Cinema Snob

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  • @kelleygirl1976
    @kelleygirl1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Jason does everything the Muppets do. Takes Manhattan, goes to space.

    • @KeybladeMasterAndy
      @KeybladeMasterAndy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      kelleygirl1976 Jason's Christmas Carol. He really does a number on The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I would watch Freddy vs Kermit

    • @kelleygirl1976
      @kelleygirl1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      wstine79 Jason in a gulag would be awesome.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jason in a gulag with Danny Trejo would be awesome

    • @blixer8384
      @blixer8384 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      It’s time to meet your maker on the muppets show to night

  • @LaNoLaCola
    @LaNoLaCola 6 ปีที่แล้ว +514

    Jason Goes to Space: The Final Friday Frontier.

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jason is going to bloodly kill where no serial killer has gone before

    • @phantomzone2725
      @phantomzone2725 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +richard booz I would overuse the "kill" variations and the joke would be wasted. But I'll do it next time when Snob will review another Freddy Krueger movie (I hope)

    • @3pdepravity79
      @3pdepravity79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AnonJl1 c

  • @MrPeaTearGryfin
    @MrPeaTearGryfin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    The title Jason X just makes me think that Jason gives up killing teenagers who go to a camp and takes up a career as a civil rights leader instead.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Actually the comic Black Panther showed but before the Black Panther party

    • @themysteriouscrumpet
      @themysteriouscrumpet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      "We didn't land on Crystal Lake! Crystal Lake landed on us!"

    • @merrittanimation7721
      @merrittanimation7721 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I suppose Freddy Krueger would be his more moderate counterpart?
      Now that's a comparison I never thought I'd make.

    • @bul13ts
      @bul13ts 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Presenter: And now to speak on behalf of disenfranchised people all over the United States, all over the planet Earth, and all across the known galaxy, a truly great human being, and one who I am proud to call a friend and colleague, Jason X.
      Jason: *Pant... *Pant... *Low growl... *Pant...
      *The crowd applauds

    • @cammymc1982
      @cammymc1982 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Salute to this comment!!

  • @steveross2868
    @steveross2868 6 ปีที่แล้ว +520

    It's JASOOOOOOOON INNNNNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE!!!!

    • @EarFarce4
      @EarFarce4 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      SPESS

    • @rowantritton8659
      @rowantritton8659 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’d prefer if it were Pigs

    • @missnotsocool96
      @missnotsocool96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What I said as I clicked the video.

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How’d did you do that ?
      Clean throat.
      Ohh

    • @JL0ndon
      @JL0ndon 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’d be down for a Jason X Muppet crossover film 😂 mostly i want to see a muppet Jason lol

  • @the-NightStar
    @the-NightStar 6 ปีที่แล้ว +77

    Critics when Part 6 came out: "This movie is darkly humorous and self aware! Yay! This movie is great!!"
    Critics when Jason X came out: "This movie is darkly humorous and self aware! Boo! What a piece of crap!!"
    To this day, that reception to Jason X pisses me off. While Jason Lives will always be my personal favorite, this movie is way up there, as well. And for much the same reason. Imagine that. I don't want to hear anyone tell me this movie is "too silly" when Part 6 began with a James Bond opening parody.

    • @jasonvoorheesthethird
      @jasonvoorheesthethird 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      ᵗʰᵉNight★Star you should not care about what people say or think about this amazing franchise, we live in a society that loves to hate, its “cool” to hate things nowadays, so do like i do, enjoy the Friday the 13th franchise and dont even listen to what the haters have to say

    • @55bueller
      @55bueller 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      ᵗʰᵉNight★Star I agree!

    • @tatawbr
      @tatawbr 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Word

    • @jesusramirezromo2037
      @jesusramirezromo2037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Its cause this movie is just INSANE

    • @aarondavis8943
      @aarondavis8943 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's almost as if reviewers believe 2 movies attempting the same thing can vary in quality.
      But the critics were wrong: Part 6 also sucked.

  • @khif13
    @khif13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The frozen face smash kill makes up for the rest of this movie. Plus it's Jason in SPACE, that's so ridiculous you gotta give it credit.

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      But she was the hottest woman of the space crew! 😍 😮

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No

    • @nathancena8012
      @nathancena8012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @khif Plus, the liquid nitrogen kill won the Golden Chainsaw award for best kill on Dead Meat’s Jason X Kill Count Recount. The Dull Machete for worst kill, on the other hand, went to the guy who got his neck snapped. Other than the liquid nitrogen kill, this movie sucks. Just saying.

    • @nathancena8012
      @nathancena8012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @khif Plus, the liquid nitrogen kill won the Golden Chainsaw award for best kill on Dead Meat’s Jason X Kill Count Recount. The Dull Machete for worst kill, on the other hand, went to the guy who got his neck snapped. Other than the liquid nitrogen kill, this movie sucks. Just saying.

    • @nathancena8012
      @nathancena8012 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @khif Plus, the liquid nitrogen kill won the Golden Chainsaw award for best kill on Dead Meat’s Jason X Kill Count Recount. The Dull Machete for worst kill, on the other hand, went to the guy who got his neck snapped. Other than the liquid nitrogen kill, this movie sucks. Just saying.

  • @ferzum7290
    @ferzum7290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
    Jason in space
    Set controls to outer space now
    Flying Higher than Ever Before
    Jason in Space

    • @MrEmpoleon2010
      @MrEmpoleon2010 6 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Go Jason Voorhees, Go Jason Voorhees
      Go Jason Voorhees, go go go kill!
      Go Jason Voorhess, Go Jason Voorhees
      Go Jason Voorhees, In Space!

    • @ferzum7290
      @ferzum7290 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      wstine79 jason has more power than a group of teenagers with attitude

    • @thehorrorhound6575
      @thehorrorhound6575 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This just made my entire week and it’s only Monday. Thank you

    • @zachtheinsomniac5
      @zachtheinsomniac5 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I honestly think this is referencing the Wiggles tho

    • @joelgordon7814
      @joelgordon7814 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fer Zum I would have never thought to make that reference, and that’s one of my favorite seasons!

  • @theactualTVB
    @theactualTVB 6 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    I'm gonna call it, the next Friday the 13th movie will be Neon Jason Evangelion.

    • @OnDavidsBrain
      @OnDavidsBrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      PUT ON THE FUCKING HOCKEY MASK SHINJI!!!!

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Baka Jason cannot into Third Impact.

    • @andrewdunn5568
      @andrewdunn5568 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      3rd Impact is just Jason killing everyone in the world.

    • @dragonmaster613
      @dragonmaster613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait, as in he becomes a giant Alien mech?

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason vs Godzilla!

  • @danmount9462
    @danmount9462 6 ปีที่แล้ว +243

    At least it isn’t Jason XXX: A Porn Parody.

    • @Christian39521
      @Christian39521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dan Mount LOL.

    • @kelleygirl1976
      @kelleygirl1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      I’m sure that one’s coming. No pun intended.

    • @itsyaboiChubbs
      @itsyaboiChubbs 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      kelleygirl1976 already a thing, I think Asa Akira is in it

    • @Christian39521
      @Christian39521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      kelleygirl1976 there's two porn parodies already.

    • @kelleygirl1976
      @kelleygirl1976 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christian Garcia I figured as much. I meant coming to Snob’s channel.

  • @grahamcracking5056
    @grahamcracking5056 6 ปีที่แล้ว +64

    his slow clapping is so soft it sounds like two slices of wonder bread being slapped together

  • @Dr.GmcGee2099
    @Dr.GmcGee2099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    Funny that MAD TV did it first. plus this movie was one of the first movies shot in HD Digital.

    • @curtisesters1297
      @curtisesters1297 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Garrett Wittenburg I thought I was the only person who remembered that skit

    • @Dr.GmcGee2099
      @Dr.GmcGee2099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Nope. You are not alone. lol

    • @themarkiscookin
      @themarkiscookin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Jason takes NASA

    • @cretinousjester3475
      @cretinousjester3475 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Garrett Wittenburg: Houston we have a problem. Wonder how Tom Hanks would do in a F:13th film?

    • @CatLives9
      @CatLives9 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Apollo the 13th

  • @DarkmanPoe
    @DarkmanPoe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Christ, I’ve laughed more times in the first four minutes of this than I have in the entirely of all the videos I’ve watched this morning. You’ve outdone yourself, Snob. Bravo!

  • @adr.marius5636
    @adr.marius5636 6 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    * sees David Cronenberg *
    HOLY SHIT that's David Lynch XDDD

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Meh, close enough

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He Conenberg everything

  • @MrTBoneSF
    @MrTBoneSF 6 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    "God's Not Dead" in space? Now that an idea for a mashup I could get behind- "God's Not Dead Space". I mean, we haven't heard the Dead Space story from the point of view of the Unitologists yet.

    • @Theladywiththeblackdress
      @Theladywiththeblackdress 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      MrTBoneSF believe it or not but the dead space mobile game actually has you playing as a person from the church

    • @heathkaarvakian7263
      @heathkaarvakian7263 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      how did you post this comment 5 days ago???

    • @chrisnutt2135
      @chrisnutt2135 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Adam Christopher patreon early access.

    • @jonathansefcik473
      @jonathansefcik473 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      In space, no one can hear you pray.

    • @FFKonoko
      @FFKonoko 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wonder if they'll work in some flat earth support.

  • @tenkaistern5549
    @tenkaistern5549 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    "I was frozen today!" So nostalgic from this Hulk Hogon movie.

  • @0lAllan
    @0lAllan 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    9:35 The Snob has solved the Jason problem. Just blow him to bits and slap a Mr. Yuck sticker on his still beating heart. Time to go to Forest Green and party like it's 1980!

  • @katsuro76e
    @katsuro76e 6 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Jason X ? So it’s about Jason getting his mutant gene? Dammit marvel!

  • @hpdre7437
    @hpdre7437 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    The holodeck diversion scene is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series.
    It's also my 4th favorite film in the series, after the very first, one, the remake, and Freddy vs Jason.

  • @SuperDevolution
    @SuperDevolution 6 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    They're heading to Earth 2? They're in the DC universe? Good luck getting there before you get rebooted.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      SuperDevolution Of course, don’t you know anything about science?

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And then things go awry due to the destructive rampage of... Jason versus Superboy Prime.

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      French Paul 1988 To be fair I would want Jason to be the unsung hero of that fight.

    • @blakemcwilliams9028
      @blakemcwilliams9028 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jason did get his reboot lol

    • @MegaManXPoweredUp
      @MegaManXPoweredUp 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It wouldn't be that much of a stretch. Jason was in Mortal Kombat X, Mortal Kombat crossed over with DC in MK Vs DCU and both Injustice games. Plus, I think Superman fought the Alien which, like Jason, was also in Mortal Kombat X. So it all comes full circle.

  • @jamesauburn
    @jamesauburn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    2:23 - "...in outer space, breathing the same air as Stanley Kubrick's '2001: A Space Odyssey'..."
    "Dave... without your space helmet... you're going to find that difficult."

  • @noirtreize2713
    @noirtreize2713 6 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Jason in space? You know what this mean... *SPACE JAAIL*

    • @squirrelguy2195
      @squirrelguy2195 6 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He's Back! The Man Behind the Mask!

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why is that song not in Friday the 13th The Game

  • @EmpireGuy91
    @EmpireGuy91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I've ignored The Cinema Snob's F13 reviews until recently. Having watched them all now? BRILLIANT! Subscribed.

  • @SeanCurrier
    @SeanCurrier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    Cinema Snob is hands down the best reviewer. Every time every episode I laugh my ass off. Bravo!

    • @JanetStarChild
      @JanetStarChild 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      The best by far. Of all the reviewers I'm subscribed to, Brad Jones is my favorite.

    • @SeanCurrier
      @SeanCurrier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      JanetFunkYeah absolutely.

    • @SeanCurrier
      @SeanCurrier 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stone Gasman I will have to check ‘em out! Always on the look for new channels

    • @SeanCurrier
      @SeanCurrier 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stone Gasman damn. I need to step up my YT game. Thanks !

    • @cyborgparrot1996
      @cyborgparrot1996 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      To be fair I think he's way better than Nostalgia Critic.

  • @FellS3raph
    @FellS3raph 6 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    Press X to Jason?
    Did I do that right?

  • @OnDavidsBrain
    @OnDavidsBrain 6 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    6:40 NANO-MACHINES SON!!!

    • @tata1232484
      @tata1232484 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      VIOLENCE BREEDS VIOLENCE!

    • @vistea1
      @vistea1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      "There's no oner I'd rather have in a fox hole than you."

    • @TheFlyingJew13
      @TheFlyingJew13 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      1TrulyMad I was waiting for a Senator Armstrong reference. Thank you

    • @willarrington3188
      @willarrington3188 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lol you fools. Screw it. "The 2nd floor basement of the Tank Hanger!?!?! I have to go all the way back there!!!???? (Well.... Yeah) Otacon! What's wrong with you??!!!" 😂✌️✌️🐍

    • @Deathlygunn
      @Deathlygunn 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Used to play college ball.

  • @Dwayne_MitchellYT
    @Dwayne_MitchellYT 6 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    Does anybody else though the title ”Jason X” sounds like Jason is going to fight in a wrestling match in WWF. Undertaker vs Jason.

    • @snukastyle
      @snukastyle 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      There was an episode of the Poltergeist TV show with Undertaker as a supernatural hunter-I could see a crossover.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was more thinking of something along the lines of "Jason X: this is NOT a porn parody". :p

    • @shis1988
      @shis1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Dude, that would be the shit.

    • @FrancisXLord
      @FrancisXLord 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      When I first heard the title I thought Jason had taken up the civil rights movement.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The "sitting up" move was adopted by the Undertaker and Kane from horror movies, I think - specifically Michael Myers at the end of the first Halloween.

  • @culwin
    @culwin 6 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    This channel is awesome.

  • @BobbyDrake2000
    @BobbyDrake2000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Can't wait for Madea X.

    • @teddymoulin906
      @teddymoulin906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tobias Christopher it would take place in a small room in a space ship and only show the rest of the ship at the ending.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Her inevitable crossover with Fat Grandma

    • @randalgraves6979
      @randalgraves6979 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      👀 did they do Madea goes to Hell first?

    • @BobbyDrake2000
      @BobbyDrake2000 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@randalgraves6979 That's literally every movie they've done.

  • @jumbo4billion
    @jumbo4billion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I loved this film. It's like they had the freedom to make absolutely anything they wanted and did what any of us would do in that situation, just go nuts with it. Must have been a blast making this film.

  • @JP317
    @JP317 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Jason X-2: Jason becomes a popstar.

    • @ssbbdudes
      @ssbbdudes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JP317 Jason X3- The Last Stand

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      JP317 “what can i do for you?”🎵🎶

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lightning Returns: Jason XIII

    • @petarmitar2227
      @petarmitar2227 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jason X 2 jason takes the moon would be a beter movie

  • @TheMediaRaptor
    @TheMediaRaptor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    Honestly, I really like this one. It's stupid and cheesy, but who cares? It's stupidly fun.

  • @XanKreigor
    @XanKreigor 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    This was one of my favorite Friday the 13th movies. Simply because of how much everyone had fun with it. And some of the deaths were pretty cool.
    Also it was WAY better than Jason goes to Hell.

  • @johnsmithy9850
    @johnsmithy9850 6 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Friday the 13th directed by Andrei Tarkovsky... I don’t think it could ever work, but dammit I’m curious

    • @afterceasetoexist
      @afterceasetoexist 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I mean... Part 7 was almost directed by Fellini...

  • @bqw2094
    @bqw2094 6 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I hope cinema snob reviews the 2009 remake of Friday the 13th

    • @Christian39521
      @Christian39521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      BQ W i'm sure he'll do that after Freddy vs. Jason. I wonder if he'll do that porn parody that was made.

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Either way, we're waiting until July for that. That's when the next Friday the 13th is unless Freddy vs. Jason is getting its own date since it has Freddy in it. Which I wouldn't mind, really.

    • @Jar0fMay0
      @Jar0fMay0 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Christian Garcia Friday the 13th: A Nude beginning? Brad did a review on it 2 or 3 years ago

    • @Christian39521
      @Christian39521 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Jar of Mayo no, i know he did that one. I'm talking about another porn parody that was made. Official Friday the 13th Parody (2010) it has the same actor that played Han Solo in that Axel Braun Star Wars porn parody.

    • @royalfoil5413
      @royalfoil5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Christian Garcia There's a porn of that version? What's the point?

  • @connorwood9211
    @connorwood9211 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I consider this film a guilty pleasure.

    • @thejawgz6719
      @thejawgz6719 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      It's actually one of the best Friday films. The concept is stupid, but unlike JGTH, it's executed well. It's pure campy cheesiness at its best. There's barely a dull moment in it and most of the deaths are good.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And that's okay.

    • @alextelson4416
      @alextelson4416 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do we need to start singing

    • @jj80808
      @jj80808 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Man do I wish they did a sequel with no dialogue where Jason fights all kinds of aliens

  • @ryandowney8743
    @ryandowney8743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Sgt. Brodski is easily one of the best characters in the whole series.

    • @nathancena8012
      @nathancena8012 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @ryandowney8743 This is blasphemy! This is madness! Madness? THIS IS FRIDAY THE 13TH IN SPACE!

  • @TheRealNormanBates
    @TheRealNormanBates 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    4:42 could we please see that movie? I am imagine Jason Vorhees in a Captain America outfit and a boomerang shield.
    Awwww, you didn't have 300 Tony Todd clone do his bit!
    (gets stabbed through wall from Jason on the other side) "It's going to take more than that to kill me!"
    (gets stabbed through wall with second sharp, pointed object) "Yep... that'll do it"
    19:54 _there_ we go!
    It's a shame this didn't make more than it did. Like BRIDE OF CHUCKY I thought this was a lot of fun.

  • @lizzychrome7630
    @lizzychrome7630 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    "Still better than Enterprise." Round of applause for the Cinema Snob!

  • @MrStath1986
    @MrStath1986 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Automatically one of my faves thanks to that slow-clap after the ice death. Kudos, Snob.

  • @Thegr8MC
    @Thegr8MC 6 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I'm still waiting for that epic Freddy vs Jason vs Leatherface vs Ghostface vs Pinhead vs Michael crossover that was never promised.

    • @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373
      @dragonlordthekingofdragons6373 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      And Ash Williams

    • @Jordan-zk2wd
      @Jordan-zk2wd ปีที่แล้ว

      My brain will never forget reading excitedly about Freddy vs Jason vs Alien vs Predator vs Billy Crystal in Game Informer as a child.

  • @Launchpad05
    @Launchpad05 6 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    I WAS FROZEN TODAY! (I understood that reference.) Also, does this mean Jason can show up on 'Gilligan's Planet'?

    • @SunnysFilms
      @SunnysFilms 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Now this is the crossover I want to see.

  • @caffeineadvocate
    @caffeineadvocate 6 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    Do you really have the Dark Shadows coffin DVD?
    Nice.

    • @legaultrants
      @legaultrants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It's over $300 on Amazon. Honestly I wish that would have been an option a decade ago. I probably spent way more than that and took 5 years to get all 1,225 episodes O.o

    • @rolandofgilead43
      @rolandofgilead43 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      i still need 3 more to get than i'll have them all. i do wonder if he was joking or not on that cause i hope he wasn't. i do remember him hating the Tim Burton film which i can see why he did. i went in after i saw his review and thought of it as a comedy and enjoyed it better that way

    • @legaultrants
      @legaultrants 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was working at a movie theater when it came out. It remains the only movie I ever walked out of. I refused to even go in and clean that theater I kept trading off with co-workers. I just could not - admittedly I really dislike TIm Burton films to begin with so this was the last straw for me. lol. eh.

    • @billlupin8345
      @billlupin8345 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hey, as much as it was nothing like the original soap, it did bring a lot of young blood to the next DS con.
      The movie did have its moments. Actually, if they cut out all the "18th century vampire exploring the '70's," I would've called it good. (The Collins family was very conservative, there wasn't much 70's in or around their house.)

    • @codyburgett7962
      @codyburgett7962 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cas LeGault only the truest of babies would refuse to do there job because they didn’t like the movie that played where there job takes place... that’s not a brag

  • @christianstevenson7442
    @christianstevenson7442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m not going to lie, the title of the movie makes me imagine Jason having his own version of the Sonic X anime.

    • @royalfoil5413
      @royalfoil5413 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Christian Stevenson Jason Griffith?

    • @christianstevenson7442
      @christianstevenson7442 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tiger Robocop Surely you mean send them to the shadow realm.

  • @Valdagast
    @Valdagast 6 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Now I want a "God's Not Dead 4" set in space.

    • @razorburn645
      @razorburn645 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Space commander Jesus vs Mecha Satan?

  • @Headbanger142
    @Headbanger142 6 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    JAIL......IN SPACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @SorowFame
      @SorowFame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Headbanger142 never drop the space soap, zero g butt-rape is allegedly not pleasant.

    • @viktorriquelme3735
      @viktorriquelme3735 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Headbanger142 well there is one movie about that, with Guy Pearce and it's really bad

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    9:04
    " I WAS FROZEN TODAY "
    is
    CHRISTOPHER LLOYD
    from
    SUBURBAN COMMANDO

  • @queenfan45
    @queenfan45 6 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Apparently in the Jason X novelization, Jason is so bewildered by the holograms he thinks that they’re mentally disabled.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      ...that’s ironic

    • @MaraMcGuinnes
      @MaraMcGuinnes 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Brandon Spain why does he?? And what's the name of novelization?

    • @ivanakum61
      @ivanakum61 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Brandon Spain It was either that or bury him in that old Pet Sematary

    • @1Hol1Tiger
      @1Hol1Tiger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hello Pot, my name is Kettle.... You're black.

    • @AngelofMusic04
      @AngelofMusic04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @ #CancelJason ;-)

  • @gyromurphy
    @gyromurphy 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    You're content is consistently funny as fuck...I've watched almost all of your uploads and have never been disappointed. You as Mario whipping SantaChrist still to this day is one of the best things I've ever seen. Keep doing this until the zombies come... Thank you for the laughs dude...

  • @The_GhostWind
    @The_GhostWind 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    8:54 for 450 years I laid dormant, who has disturb my frozen slumber- oh wait it’s just some teens f**king each other, oh well time to kill.

  • @chrissysky01
    @chrissysky01 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Like Freddy vs Jason, I was able to see this in theater and being the age I was at the time, it never bothered me because I got what it said on the tin. Jason in Space. Jason was, indeed, in Space. Though I was never a huge fan of Andromeda so I entirely missed the actresses being from there.

  • @PapaTaurean
    @PapaTaurean 6 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Hmm God's Not Dead 4: In Space... perhaps an atheist alien has a near death experience and meets God??

    • @Youmama187
      @Youmama187 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Papa Taurean really if only Kevin Sorbo was in this it could have been God's not Dead 4

    • @SkyExplosion
      @SkyExplosion 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      No a Alien with a diffrent religion has a near death and realizes his space religion is wrong.

    • @GasmaskAvenger
      @GasmaskAvenger 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Guys, we already got a "alien find jesus" movie. It's called "Star Crystal".

    • @psycher7
      @psycher7 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why not? We already had that Neil Breen movie where the 'auteur' WAS space Jesus.

    • @redraideninthehood763
      @redraideninthehood763 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Don't forget "God's Not Dead in Tha Hood", we have to do things in the right order here

  • @horsemadeofhorses
    @horsemadeofhorses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Its cool to see so many reviewers giving this movie some positivity. I feel like 5 years ago, Jason x was a reviled punching bag, but more often I'm seeing people recognize how funny and different it is (in a good way)

  • @CinemaBiohazard
    @CinemaBiohazard 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Not only comics, but a book series featuring Jason X was made as well. Which is strange, to say the least.

    • @CinemaBiohazard
      @CinemaBiohazard 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      www.fridaythe13thfranchise.com/2012/06/black-flames-jason-x-novels.html

  • @Nightshift10000
    @Nightshift10000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:33 - 🎶You spin me right round, baby right round, like a record baby, right round, round, round🎶

  • @deltaprime3509
    @deltaprime3509 6 ปีที่แล้ว +125

    Guilty pleasure I love how dumb this movie is.

    • @thehitherto5348
      @thehitherto5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Me too. Say whatever you want about it, but it sure isn't boring.

    • @Boogie445
      @Boogie445 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Totally agree

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Same here. And probably my most watched movie of the series, other than Part 6.

    • @goufr3540
      @goufr3540 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same here, I just cant hate it.

    • @PaceBreaker
      @PaceBreaker 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm don't feel guilty at all for enjoying this crazy movie!

  • @akiraslayer7934
    @akiraslayer7934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oooo! I just recently rewatched all of these in prep for these. Thank you Brad a bit early in the week didn't expect it til friday haha! Thank you my dude.

  • @crosscontamination5990
    @crosscontamination5990 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Time to wake and bake with the snob

  • @MikePhalin
    @MikePhalin 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    11:45 Ha! I just interviewed Peter a couple weeks ago on the set of 'Midnight, Texas.' Great guy.

  • @Llyander
    @Llyander 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    F'k yes. I love this movie, been waiting for this ever since you started doing these! Also "Don't molest the frozen women" is now my favourite of all your lines.

  • @OhsoLosoo
    @OhsoLosoo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have literally been waiting for you to review this since your first Jason review.

  • @smithwesson1896
    @smithwesson1896 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:39 That tree demon wasn't seen in Jason Goes to Hell. That's just a production still

  • @SteeleZack
    @SteeleZack 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I think at least this "in space" sequel of this series at least it tries to explain how Jason ends up in space. I don't recall "Leprechaun 4: In Space" explaining that.

  • @DoctorDex
    @DoctorDex 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie got me into slasher films back in the early 2000's.
    I loved it so much my dad ended up renting the entire series from the video store. Good times.

  • @LiveNiceness14
    @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    At 12:31 See the random hanging dice prop over the cockpit? Love how this was a unknown but known Star Wars reference.

  • @CEWThree
    @CEWThree 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    So if they destroyed Solaris, can we at least keep Stalker?

  • @LakesideAmusementPro
    @LakesideAmusementPro 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Snob threw some major shade at Alien Covenant with that Danny McBride joke. I love it!!!

  • @JarJarBinks4ever
    @JarJarBinks4ever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Freddy X vs Jason X vs Michael X

  • @trinidadbotello9906
    @trinidadbotello9906 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I haven't seen Jason X, but it's probably a better movie, than To Boldly Flee (which I also haven't seen).

  • @thehitherto5348
    @thehitherto5348 6 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I know I'm going to hell (or space) for it, but I unironically love this movie.

  • @_The_Worst_
    @_The_Worst_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Geesh dude...😬...Jason has been through some ish...💯✔️ I thought the ending of this flick was great, I liked the idea and potential possibilities of where the series could've went...🤘🏼 I would've loved❤️to seen a Jason X-2 and a Jason X-3...👍🏼

  • @casualkitty1381
    @casualkitty1381 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    DAMN IT! If this series hadn't ended we could of had a Jason vs Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Robocop movie.

  • @AxleTrade
    @AxleTrade 6 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Now all we need is a Friday the 13th Christmas special.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Would the early Silent Night Bloody Night movies count ? The series started out as slashers after all...

    • @bschuler6216
      @bschuler6216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Friday the 13th: Jason X-mas

  • @tinstrings6312
    @tinstrings6312 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This movie's soundtrack has a very Charles Band / Fullmoon Pictures sound to it

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Halloween comes early!!

  • @GregBlackmanMusic
    @GregBlackmanMusic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +300

    "Look at all these unpaid employees!"
    .....must ... not ..... make ...... Channel... Awesome.... joke....... must.... resist.... temptation....

    • @StonedGremlinProductions
      @StonedGremlinProductions  6 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      Greg Blackman We are not employees. Also some were paying gigs and some weren’t, and we always knew well ahead of time which ones were. Even the non paying roles, we still had travel expenses, hotel and food and drink covered for us. I could say the say the same thing about my own projects.

    • @mrcritical6751
      @mrcritical6751 6 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Can we just avoid the controversy Brad has nothing to do with it

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Greg Blackman Ok uncool man. If you are gonna talk about unpaid employees...Talk to Jake Paul and Team 10.

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Niceness_of_Gemini except this isn't a Jake Paul video...

    • @LiveNiceness14
      @LiveNiceness14 6 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Vilesentry I know. But Channel Awesome has likable geeks...Team 10 has privileged unlikeable douches.

  • @WebertHest
    @WebertHest 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    A Tarkovskij reference by the Cinema Snob? This makes me very happy and very confused.

  • @DrowningSorrows1
    @DrowningSorrows1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The funniest part for me was this:
    "I bet that worked."
    *a second later*
    "Oh no, that didn't work."

  • @nealmaxwell790
    @nealmaxwell790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Dude! You used Doug’s “I was frozen today!” Meme. Awesome

  • @nicklager1666
    @nicklager1666 6 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    Wonder if he brought a bag of ruffled crisps and an ant colony with him. Only the almighty carbon rod can save him.

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      "Ruffled crisps" sounds like a derogatory term for angry politically-active old people.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "Careful, they're ruffled !!"

    • @teddymoulin906
      @teddymoulin906 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      "Crisp" I believe that's the term in England for "Chips"!? Here "Chips" would be "French Fries", "Cookie" would be a "Biscuit"!?!?

    • @teedup8995
      @teedup8995 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Carbon rod!? Are we back to porno again?

  • @wellthatwaswierd4570
    @wellthatwaswierd4570 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Then Jason became Captain America. He doesn't really save the world, he mostly just kills fornicating teenagers"
    Well, one of those fornicating teens might have grown up to be a super evil supervillian or worse, so... Preemptive strikes? (that's the absolute best scenario/excuse that I can come up with, and it's not very good)

  • @GameingGooses
    @GameingGooses 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    16:50 Technically speaking it doesn't suck, it blows.

  • @Gootothesecond
    @Gootothesecond 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Keep pushin, Brad, man. You're still the best. You and itsreal85.

  • @JaycRam
    @JaycRam 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man am I bummed that we're coming to the end of the Friday the 13th series.
    Brad should run a poll for the next classic horror franchise to review.

  • @wolfwing1
    @wolfwing1 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That last scene in the video is my favorite moment period :> "Yup....that oughta do it."

    • @JnEricsonx
      @JnEricsonx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Peter Mensah-being a badass since 2001.

  • @blueblue930
    @blueblue930 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Great video! I've waited so long for this one :3

  • @Bluepalidamus
    @Bluepalidamus 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Me and my younger brother watched this when we were like 15 and had our dads movie gallery card. Great times!

  • @georgewilson7432
    @georgewilson7432 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The thing that separates Brad from other reviewers, he has a sense of humor.

  • @LBOOGIEDAMANN
    @LBOOGIEDAMANN 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I watched this crap so much as a kid. My Pops was a huge Friday The 13th fan and we had this on VHS. It was hilarious, watched it at least 10 times with my younger brother. Some of the best kills in the series.

  • @manferdbone4476
    @manferdbone4476 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Nano Machines??? Damn you Kojima!

  • @murderaddict2907
    @murderaddict2907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Good to see this series is still alive this Is the only thing I watch on his channel lol

  • @Darthvegeta8000
    @Darthvegeta8000 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I loved this one. Completely ridiculous and horrible yet so much cheesy fun!

  • @lucidexistance1
    @lucidexistance1 6 ปีที่แล้ว

    I forget the age I was when this movie came out. Oh, I was an adult so can't use the teenage excuse for actually liking this. But I'm a sucker for throwing classic horror villains into space. This was the movie that taught me how to love a movie ironically. Or to love the cheese. This and Six String Samurai, but I had to accept Jason X first. My first viewing of Six String was... (This seems intentionally over the top, that's stupid) which turned into (They went way over the top with the B movie thing, and it's awesome!) .... Hey, Brad!!!!!! When are you going to do Six String Samurai? That movie's perfect for him! In fact, this deserves it's own post.

  • @andrewblanchard2537
    @andrewblanchard2537 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    11:01
    JOKES ON HIM
    THIS MOVIES BETTER
    DUDE
    THAT KILLED
    😂

  • @FavioRiveros
    @FavioRiveros 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    8:57 to 9:16 My friends reaction when i introduce the cinema snob to them "Let guess, another lame youtube reviewer..." and after watching his videos give a similar slow clapping XD

  • @CineMasterDamian
    @CineMasterDamian 6 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I LOVE THIS MOVIE!!! So underrated!

  • @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds
    @RhymeswithSpecialNeeds 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    17:13 I forgot Stefan Karl was in this movie

  • @MissAshley42
    @MissAshley42 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Researching Jason? Hell, research that machete! It went through that thick, heavy door completely intact!

  • @bromodragone8405
    @bromodragone8405 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    13:00 OH YEAH! KOOL-AID X!

  • @darthnecrosis1705
    @darthnecrosis1705 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I went to the theaters to watch this movie, it was....ok. Not the best movie but at least it was set in space like it was promoted as opposed to VIII being in Manhatten.

    • @KingRandor82
      @KingRandor82 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Before Freddy Vs Jason, this was the first entry in the series I ever got to see in theaters (I'm 36, at the time of this message)...and I loved every minute of it, and the experience :)

  • @liliesrnice
    @liliesrnice 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    One of my favorite youtube videos ever.