Depending on your ancestors' standing on traditions and whatnot, some of them are impressed by the rice cooker, some of them are condemning you for using a rice cooker and not a pot like IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS, and the rest are happy that you are keeping the tradition alive. Addendum: My ancestors have commended me for receiving a heart.
"Gods! What magic, that _ricecooker_ is" "HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TRADITION! MAY YOU BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY-" "guys can we just appreciate that she's still making rice?"
i just have to say i am SO proud of faline coming out as asian!! its a very hard and nerve racking thing to do and i am just so proud of faline for coming out to us and i hope everyone feels the same, we support you faline !!!!!!
@@doveamor he said he prefers he/him but is okay w other pronouns, in his twitter bio it says he/they/she are all okay (also from my experience i think ppl usually list the pronouns in order of preference like that?? but im sure not everyone does that idk)
I have some food tips as someone who started living alone a couple years ago!! my biggest tip is to think of every dinner as carb + protein + vegetable (frozen is great bc produce spoils so fast and I never pay close enough attention to it) so like my easiest combo is rice or noodles + egg + spinach or broccoli etc. I also sometimes make like 3 servings of food at once then don't have to think about dinner for a few days. Good luck with your journey toward adulting!
"rice from my COLONIZERS" "but am I edamame's favourite" "It's like my second coming out, I'm actually Asian" "And if that's your thing...... dooooon't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️" Lmaooooo
I desperately want Uncle Roger to react to this - less because of any Asian conflation, and more because I want to see these two variations on comedy blend.
As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚 You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.
As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)
I still can’t get over the beginning of the video where he’s like “Today we’re saying goodbye to something important, something that has been with us for a long time…my hair.” and pictures of queen Elizabeth flashing by.
@@wilh3lmmusic Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy.
its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀
@@melzzxxz Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy
Honestly love the fact we got a intense warning of having to wash our rice before cooking, but then themselves proceed to eat it RAW and UNCLEANED haha. That’s what I do too though haha
She probably won't see that message but ty sm faline for illuminating my poor life for like 10 min you help me so much with life struggle and make me jiggle, tysm
The pink slowly fading away from the hair was such a long process so when I saw that it's completely gone I felt as though I was sent 20 million light years away
My mom looked really concerned while I was watching this video, but then✨rice✨ came and she was like, "Oh! You're finally learning something. I'm proud of you"
Tip when putting water: idk how to explain this so I'll just set examples Imagine you're cooking 4 cups of rice When adding water, put 4 cups of water and then add 1/2 of the cup Same thing for any amount, 5 cups of rice means 5 cups of water and a half In your case, you put 1/2 cup of rice Fill the whole cup with water and put it in, that's it (I have no idea how to explain)
Man, I was so ready to be angry about shark fin soup until you said it was imitation. Also, gotta love that salt face at the end when you figured out that garlic salt is *definitely* not the same as garlic powder.
The finger method of measuring water is only for beginners. I channel my inner Asian as I pour the water and stop when the voice of my Asian ancestral spirits whisper in my ear: "It is enough, child" everytime I cook rice
I've eaten plain tofu as a meal before... As well as cottage cheese... Another time was a bowl of egg whites with just salt and pepper... And after coming to college my saddest was probably a can of sardines with mustard and mayo and nothing else because I did not have any biscuits or bread in my room 🥲 We have a mess subscription too in our hostels and when I came here I couldn't find ANY fruit or vegetable (that wasn't cooked to unrecognisable in a curry) that wasn't the banana they served in breakfast or cucumber they called "salad" at lunch and dinner. And EVERYTHING had potato in it. I am not used to eating potato that frequently. And like, virtually 90% of the meals were just carbs and my body is kinda intolerant to carbs. And I HATE bananas. I legit almost cried with happiness when I found out they sell more varieties of fruit right outside campus. When I went home for vacation I went to the mall and saw their salad bar with all the good veggies and fruits and almost cried there too 🥲
I just wanted to say congratulations on your coming out and the way you look and your aesthetic recently is like my dream I just want to say thank you for inspiring me❤
0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃
faline and ranboo are like opposites of the same spectrum and i hope one day we see them doing like a cooking stream or something. cooking streams are the most chaotic format and often also give us more reasons to bully the steamer for being incompetent. all round great time
Can I have a rice 🍚 in the chat pls
Rice moment
Edit: 100 likes!
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Woah I'm the first person to comment 🍚 lol
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RICEE
Faline San getting that speedrun record for disappointing their ancestors by coming out and not being able to cook rice
Lmfao
A legend 😂
I’ll be honest, im younger than him and im STILL disappointed.
Rice is the ONLY thing i can make.
Cant even make eggs.
Weren't the Han dynasty emporers Bi.
@@jordankuo6662 we talkin boutthe ever so disappointing rice… i cried
Depending on your ancestors' standing on traditions and whatnot, some of them are impressed by the rice cooker, some of them are condemning you for using a rice cooker and not a pot like IN THE GOOD OL' DAYS, and the rest are happy that you are keeping the tradition alive.
Addendum: My ancestors have commended me for receiving a heart.
true
There is also a category that thinks that she is a total dunce who can't cook even with the rice cooker
She already disappointed her abcestors
yep! as a west asian, we are astounded by the rice cooker
"Gods! What magic, that _ricecooker_ is"
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN OUR TRADITION! MAY YOU BE PUNISHED FOR ETERNITY-"
"guys can we just appreciate that she's still making rice?"
i just have to say i am SO proud of faline coming out as asian!! its a very hard and nerve racking thing to do and i am just so proud of faline for coming out to us and i hope everyone feels the same, we support you faline !!!!!!
@@kpopgirlys what😭/gen
@@kpopgirlys it was joke man 🙁 sarcasm!!
CHUUYA PFP
@@Th3_WiseWolf 😼😼
Faline: wash your rice.
also faline: eats rice raws without washing it
Faline being afraid of his roommates is my new comfort thing to watch
I don't wanna seem pushy but Falines prefered pronouns are He/Him :)
@@stduupie She did say on twitter she goes by all pronouns - but prefers he/him. So the comment isn't wrong 🤔
@@Ann4nnnnaaa That is why I said his Prefered pronouns. but I understand what u are trying to say.
same lmfao
@@stduupie I want to seem pushy, give me your bank details so I can donate to charity
I'm so proud of faline for coming out as Asian its not easy
Edit: I don't want to be that person but THANKS FOR THE LIKES!!
I am also an asian. It was hard for me to come out to my friends. But I DID IT it was hard, but Idon't regret a thing
@@Mary.sLb3 I hope they’re willing to celebrate Asian month with you 💕💕
Pls I used that pfp on everything until kazoo betrayed me ;-;
HELP the way you say that is like when people on tiktok identify as transracial
💀
The Asian community is proud of faline and her rice cooking skills ✨️(totally not sarcastic)
Its "his" actually
@@mementoghosty oh yeah I'm sorry I don't have Twitter :/
Totally 😂
@@mementoghosty Actually I believe he very much more prefers he/him
@@doveamor he said he prefers he/him but is okay w other pronouns, in his twitter bio it says he/they/she are all okay (also from my experience i think ppl usually list the pronouns in order of preference like that?? but im sure not everyone does that idk)
As a Asian,
Our blood does flow through rice 😌💅
*Rice for all my Asians*
🍚
THANK U BB 😻😻😻💪💪💪
@@rennchi 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
thanks
Thanks girlll
@@RRRonan 🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚🍚
I have some food tips as someone who started living alone a couple years ago!! my biggest tip is to think of every dinner as carb + protein + vegetable (frozen is great bc produce spoils so fast and I never pay close enough attention to it) so like my easiest combo is rice or noodles + egg + spinach or broccoli etc. I also sometimes make like 3 servings of food at once then don't have to think about dinner for a few days. Good luck with your journey toward adulting!
Ah yes, the asian instinct of eating rice with almost every meal we eat. And I know other asians eat rice with every meal aswell.
I salute you, Fal.
yes. the asian instinct.
fellow asian here, indeed
😂😂
more like indoctrination
rice is for asians what pasta is for italians
omggg YOU CAME OUT ABOUT BEING ASIAN! GOD I DIDNT KNOW- I WILL ALWAYS SUPPORT YOU AND IM SO PROUD OF YOU
OMG i just realised that!!
I've always known ❤️❤️❤️ something about his vibes is just-
Pfft all these new ethnicities woke bullshit 🤦♂️ ffs
I’m so proud of him it takes a lot of courage to do this.
@@yasminat6006 exactly! Many people are still in the closet about this
Faline can make anything hilarious. He could literally do commentary over elizabeth's funeral and I would cry laugh
He?
@@Alliswell-b3i yea they go by he/they/she apparently
@@daychild_ I see... Thanks for letting me know mate!
not a good example, that's easy
@@Alliswell-b3i they go by he/they/she! 💗
"rice from my COLONIZERS"
"but am I edamame's favourite"
"It's like my second coming out, I'm actually Asian"
"And if that's your thing......
dooooon't ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️"
Lmaooooo
Grape
Me:just watching this video
Faline San:WE GET TO CELEBRATE OUR DIFFERENTS
I got jumpscared when that happened
She’s got hand motions like she’s translating what she’s saying into ASL 💖💖💖💖 Truly the best TH-camr
😂😂😂
He* hes*
@@aylinnega no they go by any pronouns.
@@aylinnega no she’s female
@@wilh3lmmusic no he is ALPHA
I desperately want Uncle Roger to react to this - less because of any Asian conflation, and more because I want to see these two variations on comedy blend.
Same
Oh my god yes
Fuyooo
"ah they measure rice with finger *finger* very good very good"
maaan, auntie helen is going downhill without uncle roger
10:46 as an australian i can accept this, that is a real, ricestralia moment
Ricestralia > Australia?
As a fellow Aussie, I'm not nationalistic but 🌾r i c e s t r a l i a 🍚
You know what else other than that rice is white? Australia's preference of who to allow into the country.
yeah im not australian, im ricestralian actually🙄🙄
yeah as a ricestralian which is ethnically filipino i can confirm its actually called ricestralia, the government just hides our identity
@@someoldytaccount LMAO
As someone who literally just moved into uni and is freaking terrified of interacting with roommates (and even more terrified of cooking Infront of them!) this is genuinely the most calming thing I've seen this whole time. Just knowing someone I think is cool has the exact same awkwardness is so comforting. Thank you for making me feel less alone :)
I still can’t get over the beginning of the video where he’s like “Today we’re saying goodbye to something important, something that has been with us for a long time…my hair.” and pictures of queen Elizabeth flashing by.
faline and his cooking abilities never cease to bring a smile on my face.. a very worried and concerned smile but smile nonetheless
his? isnt faline a woman
@@mon0de293 they use all pronouns
@@ghostingsoap wait where did she say that?? genuinely asking
✨The rice✨is a skill every asian is required to know, so as one myself I am very proud of your skills
your*
@• alii nekoii • use a rice cooker???
✨The grammar✨ is a skill that every asian isn't required to know, but as one myself i am not very proud of your skills.
@• alii nekoii • your rice cooker has a skill issue
Ok faline just because you are going to college doesn't mean you have to get this hot
Yo you have the exact same profile as someone else i replied to
@Corny trust me, there’s way more of them out there
@@dsaid20817 it's a cult
Honestly I preferred when she had long hair like in the cyberbullying video
@@wilh3lmmusic
Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy.
"i have like roommates cooking outside right now" what came to my mind was him cooking his roommates 💀lmaoooo
wouldn't be a stretch
im convinced every asian parent has their own way of cooking rice
its cool how the process of making rice is so different from what my desi household does, we use those loud pressure cookers which always scare the shit out of me💀
fellow desi here and I'm proud to say that i have finally learned how to cook rice in pressure cookers after BURNING my rice twice... hehe
I’m desi and we just use a rice cooker cause we don’t have stove space 😭😭
I once tried making rice but it became daliya or gila chawal or wet chawal whatever you call it
IKRRR LMAOOO💀
Desi here, we just use a big ass pot👽
10:31 "we gotta celebrate our differences" i find that video hilarious and you referencing it suddenly like that killed me 😂
He made a strange choice
Can we take a moment to appreciate Faline's gorgeous rainbow socks?
Yes. They look amazing.
I love how Faline made it harder to get the rice in the cup even though Faline could've scoop from the rice bag
“They hate mayalysions” made me laugh so hard and I was in an Uber😢😢
As an asian i can feel our ancestors smiling at us for using chopsticks and eating do-
🤔
d o g
i see our mother axolot has discovered and grown up to succesfully MAKE RICE
i love this comment
Father****
@@Mary.sLb3 🤝
@@Mary.sLb3 they use he/they/she so technically itd be okay for them to say that :)
Here I am again, watching my favorite asian boy trying to cook food and laughing while knowing damn well that I couldn't do better
Boy?
@@melzzxxz the hair makes her look like one
@@melzzxxz
Fal uses any pronouns but he prefers he/him. At the end when Faline was saying I look like a little schoolboy then he said at least I look like a boy implying that fal would rather be seen as a guy
@@the.only.livxoxo it’s she/they/he
@@the.only.livxoxo nooo just when a girl breaks the "women aren't funny" stereotype, then this happened :(
you having rice in yo fridge is the least surprising thing i'll ever have known of in my short a** life, respectfully.
i was watching this on the tv and my mom walked in and saw the way you were making it and said that your ancestors are disappointed in you
THE 8:40 CAUGHT ME OFF-GUARD 💀
On a sidenote, Fal, even if your ancestors will be disappointed in you, we will have faith in you and your creations 🤗
I'm now released from the curse of seeing Faline's head everytime I make strawberry milkshake .
lmaooooo
Yey
Ah yes I awake my few moments of life to the sound of faline struggling to make rice 🧍♀️
6:26 Very soothing
I fell asleep listening to that 😊 so soothing
I literally read the title as 'local asian (me) tries to eat two men in my badroom'
😭🙏
I will play soothing music as it's cooking.
*proceeds to not play music but dance around silently with the rice cooker and a spoon*
"I just broomed the floor"
- Faline San, 2022
9:25
you should put the cup inside the rice bag and scoop the rice out with the cup
it's more efficient and you can pour extra rice back in
"its gone my pink streaks are gone-"
*starts opening a portal*
YOURE SO GENDER IM SO JEALOUS
RIP Faline's room. It was nice seeing you getting messy all this time.
Me: Watching Faline struggling to pour in rice
Also me: Why didn’t she use the cup to scoop the rice and if you have too much just put some back in
I was screaming this. scoop the rice goddammit
Yes omg
You have to admit she's not a very professional asian
@@Ghost-ce9tw lv 2 asian
Faline actually prefers using he/him pronouns, so please use them for him :)
10:15 the way she said “i don’t have that” was so funny 😂 😂😂
ionhafftat
the talent required to make a rice making vlog so funny is astronomical, i was feeling bad but i feel better after watching this :)) ily
I was waiting for a jump scare of the silver fish. Every time she showed me the bowl.
I like how aggressive Faline is about washing the rice haha especially after seeing a lot of cooking tutorial where people dont wash the rice
"I look like a middle school boy TT I mean, at least I look like a boy... But I look like a middle school boy! TT"
Most relatable sentence ever!
1:11 i actually snorted in the exact same way when faline said this
the way my jaw *dropped* when i started hearing 'we've got to celebrate our differences'
lmao I was waiting for you to whip out the chopstick
rice makes me strong rice gets me a girlfriend rice buys me a nice car rice builds me a 27 feet building
Honestly love the fact we got a intense warning of having to wash our rice before cooking, but then themselves proceed to eat it RAW and UNCLEANED haha. That’s what I do too though haha
2:12 me everytime I see a spider in my room
She probably won't see that message but ty sm faline for illuminating my poor life for like 10 min you help me so much with life struggle and make me jiggle, tysm
Faline using sign language for the first 30 seconds 😂 🍚
it's our friendly neighbourhood asian boy
I just subscribed and I don’t know what’s happening but here’s a like
thank u for the like somefries
@@Faline_San 🍚
5:32 correct, this is the sacred rice measuring ritual.
Faline, as an asian myself, you are the very first asian I've seen that struggled this much to cook rice to the point where I almost cried
the hand movements at the beginning got me
The pink slowly fading away from the hair was such a long process so when I saw that it's completely gone I felt as though I was sent 20 million light years away
10:06 WTF I WAS EATING FROM THAT EXACT BOWL WHILE WATCHING THIS I-
Naw that’s crazy
feline you cooked that soup with the same confused expression I expected from a teenage gamer boy who never cooked in their life before
My mom looked really concerned while I was watching this video, but then✨rice✨ came and she was like, "Oh! You're finally learning something. I'm proud of you"
NAAAAH DUDE tomato sardines are part of the Asian experience, 10/10, W tomato sardines.
Someone stop Faline- He's gonna set the dorm on fire watch someone call the cops
ok unrelated to the vid but- *is that a fellow moa*
@@zrielle YES IT IS WHY HELLOOO >;))
OMF I FOUND MY FELLOW KPOP STANS
she slays
she may be gay
but most importantly she post today
Faline is that one friend that we all love
0:10 i thought you would say my rice cooker. My rice cooker is older than myself and my grandmother bought it in her mid thirties in south korea.
oh wtf, does every asian have like an ancient rice cooker?
@@Illuminat-ve5uelmao! Yeah I suppose. My rice cooker is younger than me but still VERY old 😂
Tip when putting water: idk how to explain this so I'll just set examples
Imagine you're cooking 4 cups of rice
When adding water, put 4 cups of water and then add 1/2 of the cup
Same thing for any amount, 5 cups of rice means 5 cups of water and a half
In your case, you put 1/2 cup of rice
Fill the whole cup with water and put it in, that's it
(I have no idea how to explain)
11:13 rest in pieces smiley face
also 🍚
10:40 that's not enough rice😭
there is no rice in your rice 😭
Man, I was so ready to be angry about shark fin soup until you said it was imitation. Also, gotta love that salt face at the end when you figured out that garlic salt is *definitely* not the same as garlic powder.
1:02 we have the same culture man😭
The finger method of measuring water is only for beginners. I channel my inner Asian as I pour the water and stop when the voice of my Asian ancestral spirits whisper in my ear: "It is enough, child" everytime I cook rice
"For every cup of rice, two cups of water"
- My Mexican Grandmas
6:02 no promises 🙃
SEUNGMIN IN THE BUILDING
I would say this is the saddest meal I’ve ever seen but I’ve eaten salad crackers and chocolate milk during a depressive episode
I don't know what salad crackers are, but I feel you
Yeah...
I'd say that too but I've eaten kd without the cheese sauce cuz I lost it.
I've eaten plain tofu as a meal before... As well as cottage cheese... Another time was a bowl of egg whites with just salt and pepper... And after coming to college my saddest was probably a can of sardines with mustard and mayo and nothing else because I did not have any biscuits or bread in my room 🥲
We have a mess subscription too in our hostels and when I came here I couldn't find ANY fruit or vegetable (that wasn't cooked to unrecognisable in a curry) that wasn't the banana they served in breakfast or cucumber they called "salad" at lunch and dinner. And EVERYTHING had potato in it. I am not used to eating potato that frequently. And like, virtually 90% of the meals were just carbs and my body is kinda intolerant to carbs. And I HATE bananas. I legit almost cried with happiness when I found out they sell more varieties of fruit right outside campus. When I went home for vacation I went to the mall and saw their salad bar with all the good veggies and fruits and almost cried there too 🥲
0:59
Faline:So today we are going to be embracing our culture and when I say "our culture" I mean by my culture-
Me:OI,IM ASIAN TOO-
*i just BROOMED the floor*
“I just broomed the floor-“
-Faline San 2022
I just wanted to say congratulations on your coming out and the way you look and your aesthetic recently is like my dream I just want to say thank you for inspiring me❤
We asians come together to make the legendary, almighty rice 🍚🍚✨
I love faline's hair! Her personality is very calming as well. She pops up on my homepage a few times
5:37 relatable
3:06 sweeped
it's giving me trying to remember how to cook rice as my dad shouts at me bc this is the 300th time he's taught me
Watching this during class lol.
Thanks Faline for entertaining me during the worst of my life.
0:40 yesterday i also got a haircut!! But they cut too much. My hair was 15 cm over my shoulder, i asked her to only cut like 5 cm. Guess what she did? She CUT 15CMMM so now i have shoulder lenght hair. Also she cut my hair while it was dry and didn’t even detangle it (i have curly hair) never going for a haircut again, i will simply just cut it myself or let my mom do it🙃
0:15 bro was so devasted over his pink hair he turned into doctor strange💀
Yes, it is normal to eat rice with the sardines bathed in tomato soup for months as a meal
Alternative title: faline talks about racism and semi teaching-learning how to make rice
faline and ranboo are like opposites of the same spectrum and i hope one day we see them doing like a cooking stream or something. cooking streams are the most chaotic format and often also give us more reasons to bully the steamer for being incompetent. all round great time
OMG I WOULD LOVE TO WATCH THIS
i would love to see this
4:35 faline... WASH YOUR GODDAMN HANDS FIRST YOU JUST TOUCH THE FLOOR FOR GOD SAKE
you became my fav youtuber in like 2 days also your videos are so funny , that they make me question my life choices :)