local genius fails to make a simple smoothie for 17 minutes straight
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 13 ต.ค. 2024
- Alivia D'andrea's video: / @aliviadandrea
Creator of the amogus vid: @screechyaurora on twitter
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hello assolots
Now I know you thought I'd reached my maximum power when I opened a hair salon, but you would be wrong. I have ventured into the land of cooking, the land of chef and culinary. Today I make a smoothie, or a milkshake, I honestly don't know the difference. Tomorrow, another cult
Critical thinking skills were definitely in play here, crushing chocolate bars and freezing frozen bananas- come with me as I show the world my true potential.
Gordon Ramsay shut down the infamous show Hell’s Kitchen because he knew the potential I had. He could smell it light years away. He saw the passion in my eyes all the way from London. That’s right mr Ramsay, I’m coming for your Michelin stars, I’m bringing the world my food and shakes and drinks and no one can stop me
Edit: nevermind so apparently Hell’s Kitchen is still ongoing
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Yes I do the cooking yes I do the cleaning
Call me Gordon because I am Ramsay
What’s y’all’s fav smoothie flavour
Edit: I just realised this was supposed to take 2 minutes. I spent an hour and 12 minutes on this
Yuh
BAHHAHAHAHAHA
ok
YES MOTHER GORDEN
i also hate every smoothie bc milk is... bleh.
Yes
Faline: You could EASILY replace this banana with a toddler.
Me: Stares at my brother
Not a bad ideo tho
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@@redwave4738 This is actually not bad. Thought it was going to be another SoundCloud rapper or Rick Roll.
@@redwave4738 Bro I thought this was a rick roll in the comments 💀 this sounds amazing
@@redwave4738 I literally never click random links but ngl I’m kinda glad I clicked this one
Faline: *grinding dark chocolate*
“People are trying to study here!”
Failne: so anyways, I started to make this louder.
Looks like someone is not gonna pass-
@Atlantix_Carity🍀 1.8 and 3 comments including me now
2k likes and 4 comments LoL
Hey guys, lets all play a game
A game called "locate the funny" i think i lost on this comment tho.
Faline is the only person capable of burning herself trying to thaw bananas.
My breed is faline San
i m p o s s i b l e
@@flyable_4316 so asian
@@deaddinosaurjuice5507 really thought you did something didn’t you?
@@aanya2493 their brain is as dead as their dinosaur juice
I've never seen someone make something so simple look so difficult. Good job.
🤣🤣
I did, every workday… teacher, this Era is done like in 10 yr, when this kids overcome by percentage workfor…, ummm, on second trought, it would be not called that anymore 😅. Maybe barely survive smoothie proces force?
Her brother honestly cares for her, it's heartwarming.
@Maham its brotherly love, my brother doesnt give a shit about me unless he needs something
yea my brother's kinda like that
@@Antorion 🤣
Yea my brother annoys me so much but he really cares about me a lot c:
My brother slaps me whenever I go near him tho I don't even do anything >:'(
She's an artist, she's a gamer, she's a barber, she's a painter, and now she's a chef. If on the next day she would lead an army of tanks I wouldn't even be surprised with the talents Faline can do.
Yes. She truly is one-of-a-kind.
Faline coming for Barbie's job
@@juanitaparpandacute3511 Damn, you beat me to it. 😂
What would we call her? Barline? Farbie? NONE OF THESE ARE WORKING WE NEED A PROPER NAME!
@@GoVocaloider hahahaha farbie........kinda reminds of furbie idk why
She's also a cleaner
The fact that her mother knows how to fix her strange problems all the time should be an award.
thats what mothers are for ✊😔
And her brother!
That's what Malaysian mothers are like, they know the answers to all problems in the universe but would want their kids to try first
i wish i have a mother like that lol
@Ramen Lover Its Chinese
Faline: i dont have cocoa powder
Also Faline in the same minute: open cabinet and there is milo cocoa powder
Frfr
"You could easily use a toddler to replace this!" Well, there are blenders big enough for that although ethics are kinda in the way smh.
Just kinda, yk XD
lmao
smh my head
Fuck ethics. If the blender wants to eat toddlers, it shall eat toddlers 😤
Ethics aren’t real
“You could easily use a toddler to replace this!”
Everyone with a sibling: *I consider this a win*
LETS GO NO MORE ANNOYING PERSON YAY!!!
FUCK YEAHHH
Bro, I got 6 siblings. Any of yall need a smoothie?
@@biggieb.4843 ooooh I’d love one 🥺🔪
👀
*“Welcome to THE FALINE COOKING SHOW”*
Brings all the tools possible for the protection of a human being from every serious thing possible that could happen in Faline's kitchen
Hell's kitchen
Absolutely love Faline saying the recipe only had 4 ingredients and then revealing she only had 1 of the 4 😭
Don't take this the wrong way: I love how you struggle with absolutely everything lol it's honestly charming and unfortunately relatable
Watching them BOTH struggle with blender 😅
excuse me how is it unfortunate to relate to this kween
@Spiky Ramen it was a joke wtf
WAY too relatable XD My sis too got the genius idea to make souffle one midnight, and we've both never set foot in the kitchen.......... What we did in the kitchen the following day was literally the same as in the video XDD Except the dish also came out bad for us :p
@Spiky Ramen ok
I thought it would be pretty easy to understand
but anyways
Faline: "I am a master chef."
*Proceeds to fail at using a mortar and pestle*
Ethan: *explains that the chocolate isn`t enough*
Faline: "I HAVE TO BLEND MORE" *resumes blending*
Just a tip: when making smoothies with toddlers, make sure to use the inside of their leg, not including the skin and bone. Also, I find it easier to blend after the muscle is removed, frozen, and chopped into about 1x1inch little cubes. (Make sure to use the flesh behind their shin, I’m not sure what it’s called.) Of course bananas also works, just tastes a bit better.
This is far too specific to not be from experience
i am traumatised
@@midnightanon same bro.. same
Thank you for the information that i will definitely not be using
I think that the flesh was called dermal layers of skin, i would have loved the taste of the smoothie unfortunately toddlers are not exported very fresh so i settle for bananas
"there are four of these socket things"
"..."
"but only one of them works"
honestly, this is the most asian household thing ever.
Exactly what I think about it
huh, when you put it that way, you aren't wrong actually-
and, for some reason, Latino household too. Tons of those socket strips, one one *socket* works, good luck finding which one.
Same, but with chargers and headphones here
Yes very relate
"I don't have cocoa powder"
**Opens cabinet with milo**
Whats Milo ;-;
@@Carloslife4ever it’s like powder you put in milk to make stuff like hot chocolate
@@Carloslife4ever Coco powder
@@lilasayers9298 people use milk to make milo?
@@ghost35789 yEs!
“Going to bound this chocolate into powder bc I don’t have cocoa powder”
*while reaching for the maple syrup in the cabinet, completely ignores the perfectly good Milo which is basically cocoa powder and sugar*
Yup. Poor Milo.
but milo has malt in it
@@kysafe who cares it's extra flavor
Milo is basically asian cocoa powder
Ikr that's what I thought 💀
The way she jumped over that wire while saying “HeEllOo
0:14
"so we have to swap some of the ingredients cause we don't have the ingredients" is the most relatable thing I heard today
Same
I didn't want to edit cause its cringe so anways
YAAAAAAAAAAY
I GOT HEARTED BY THE QUEEN HERSELF
eheheheheheehee
(weird evil laugh for no reason)
"Faline Cooking Show"
"Fal Cooking Show"
"Fooking Sho-"
"No."
THAT GOT ME DEAD LMAO
Yay I'm 69th like
SAMEE HAHAHAHHAA
FoOkInG ShOw
@cemeterish AYO?
@cemeterish 😭✋
“You can EASILY replace this banana with a toddler”
Yeah, but toddlers aren’t as ripe as bananas
That's why humans invented cooking
@@sanjivdas2066 SHUHDIISOHED
@@sanjivdas2066 PFFT BEST RESPONSE LMFAOLMFAIDGAJVA
@@sanjivdas2066 That is called cannibalism my dear children and is in fact frowned upon many societies..
@@meghnanatarajan9823 And that's called a fucking a joke.
r/whoosh
i love how he says bananas, i would listen to a 5 hour video of them just saying bananas over and over and over
*La gasp* Someone who actually knows and respects Falines preffered pronouns? i must be dreaming 😨
Faline: "We can easily use a toddler to replace this."
Ethan: "A frozen toddler."
Me : 👁👄👁 💀🔪
Let's beat children 😠☠️
a FROZEN toddler
don’t forget to peel the skin first :3
@@yourannoyinglittlebrother8595 WHAT AHHWJWNSSJSB
@@sugarqbs WH
Faline: this is a murder weapon
Also Faline: brings out an actual murder weapon to peel murder weapon
I used the stones to destroy the stones
@@firstname811 Yes
@ray agreed lol
“cocoa powder has a larger surface area therefore you can blend more evenly”
see, mum, TH-cam can be educational. Science + Faline = me + 1 brain cell :D
I love how she doesn't have most of the ingredients but she improvised to get them, I would never, just sit in a corner and remind myself I'm a failure🥰
Same :') I would be seeing like peanut butter and I'm like "this shit is too advanced for my household" and go watch cat videos instead
call urself a failure, but Steven He would still approve. So either way, ur winning :)
She’s so smart yet lacks so much common sense, i can relate too much
ahaha same, like I'm starting to think the two things are mutually exclusive XD
Sameee
Same
same-
*This is astounding...*
“Can’t be that hard making a 2 minute smoothie right?”
Faline san: wanna bet
The protagonist, whilst conversation with the one she calls brother, falcooks, falbakes, and faltakes-- the bones of the weak children whom of which Don the color green upon their tiny child bodies.
Faline violently thrusted her blade, hilt glistening in the pale moonlight, slicing into the hardened flesh of the discoloured banana’s, when her efforts proved nary effective, she decided to use a bowl filled with seething water to thaw the banana’s, only to burn herself in the process, her brother cringed and stared in shame at his sister failing to concoct a basic smoothie.
@@bun37yearsago61 damn.
As someone who gets good grades yet almost burned down the kitchen trying to make bacon in the microwave I really felt this
Same. One time a friend asked me to stir the food on the stove while she had to step out for a few minutes, and I set off the smoke alarm because it never occurred to me that I could turn off the stove - I just kept stirring.
_"Now to get rid of the dead bodies."_ :]
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"Coca powder has a larger total surface area. Therefore, it can blend more evenly." (Big brain moment)
*"So I just have to blend more."*
"What- no? _You need more coca powder!!"_
*_"I CAN'T HEAR YOU."_*
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**unreasonable struggle**
Somehow his voice is capturing😂he should consider being a teacher🤣
Google: “humans share 60% of dna with bananas”
Me: isn’t eating bananas technically cannibalism, isn’t that illegal?
cannibalism isn't illegal, it's the murder part that's illegal :)
@keep rollin شكرًا على السورة، سورة النجمه 💜 هل انت مسلم ؟
@@HopeIsADrug11037 canabalism is also illigal in many countries
So now understand the trend of eating banana in a✨ different ✨way ✨
cannibalism is not illegal that's the first issue
Why does faline make everything in her life so entertaining? It's the best thing ever.
Ikr
i love that Faline’s reasoning for choosing the dark chocolate isn’t because it has a more concentrated (i think that’s the right word) amount of cocoa powder and less milk than milk chocolate but because she heard cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter and dark chocolate is bitter
Let admit it:
We all have this period of times during our teenage year and its RELATABLE
@its fine shut up
@Not RickRoll 😭👇 shut up
Not even in my teenage years yet 🌚
Phrase?-
@@shana_denn phase
This was the most put together I have ever seen Faline and Ethan act together.
That's not really saying much XD
She is like doofenshmirts. Finding an extremely complicated solution (grounding chocolate and not being able to do so) to an extremely simple problem (using Milo).
When this video appeared on my recommended, I got up to make a smoothie. It took less than two minutes. I am now watching someone suffer for what was probably over an hour to accomplish a basic task. 10/10 content
"Faline cooking show"
"Fal cooking show"
"Fooking show"
*"no"*
~Faline san 2021
Your pfp is everything. PERIODT
@@vanessadmitrivosco5631 AYYEEE THANKS
XD
Also I l0v3 your pfp :D
LKMOA
Also pfp Yes yes good they men
I was looking for this comment
Faline: "You could easily use a toddler to replace this!"
Me: *looks at my brother, chuckling*
Me who is the youngest: I hope my bro doesn't watch this video
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 you’re a toddler?!
@@elation.e no. But I am the youngest......... but not a toddler. No
@@abhiswarakumbhare5468 Would you like to join the mix of my 2 other siblings
@@ruienjoyer are they younger than you?
Faline : has one brain cell
Faline's brother: also has one brain cell,
what do they make together? TWO BRAIN CELLS
where faline's mom has infinite braincells
@@lagan318 falines mom stole not only her childrens braincells, but the braincells of our entire generation. /lh
@@bi_mothy4220 not true
She didn't steal it
We just weren't born with many braincells
She is a professional mother, which means she is the best and is very smart and also has infinite braincells
OMG U JUST SOLVED THE BIGGEST QUESTION THAT'S BEEN ROAMING FOR YEARS
UR A GENIUS
10:06 the rest of the world figuring out america's arbitrary measurement system
"So cup is actually a measurment?"
Everyone using the metric system looking at american recipes:
fr tho
Why can't they just use the metric system like the rest of the world
Honestly i just treat a american cup as any other cooking cup ever and it always worked for me in recipes
A philosopher once said: “What if they get too hot in the fridge.”
Wise indeed 😂😂😂
I laughed out loud at this :)
faline: uses math to make an alternative for the date
also faline: messes up how to freeze a banana
and ignores the milo in the cabinet, which is pretty much just cocoa powder and sugar
@@plushybones cocoa powder is supposed to be bitter.
@@Ndreau we don’t need bitterness
It’s ew lol
@@Ndreau she also added maple syrup, so i doubt it would end up bitter either way
@@popenieafantome9527 that's the point...? I think Milo would make it too sweet.
I NEED TO VENT:
I have no clue who this woman is. My little brother sent me this video just being like: this is extremely like you. Like this is you in a video. And it started off as just funny like lol yes I do change recipes and these are mistakes I would make. And then I realized it's a woman happily cooking in her kitchen while loudly making jokes with a brother nearby she constantly bothers and gets help from and a mom she once or twice goes to when she's rlly stuck and the realization I had that thats how my brother sees me is amazing. Like it is very much like me and my brother and I love that he saw this and thought of me? Just felt like sharing ig. Love my brother and loved this video seeing other people with this dynamic!❤
*“ Fooking show. “*
*“ No. “*
and my children , that was the moment of realisation.
E
LMFAO
When realization hits XD
@keep rollin youre not welcome
@@sara1eeee
YOUR NAME✨✨
I love how she called out to her brother and took his help in everything and then didn’t even put footage of him trying the smoothie
Honestly I never knew someone could fail at using pestle and mortar. Faline manages to scare and impress me at the same time.
well, hello. I fail at pestle and mortar, too.
8:06 using the frozen banana as an ice pack after hurting your hand trying to unfreeze it 😭
The duality of banana
Faline: we don’t have cocoa powder so im just gonna grind some chocolate
Milo powder: am I a joke to you?
But theres already something sweet and adding something sweet must be too sweet at that point. But then again, instead of maple syrup she couldve used that... My head hurts writing this😅
My mom: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Me: "A professional common sense
haver 😃👍"
4:57 *stomp stomp stomp*
,,people are trying to STUDY HEEREEEE!!,,
Man I love faline’s brother
he’s a vibe ✨
In conclusion : Faline is a *”very independent woman”*
verrrryy *cough cough*
Veryyy coughh coughh
*DIES* (from asthma)
@@shatakshisharma5240 I haev asthma well aa *chokes on breath while falling to the ground*
i love how she used a mortar and pestle to grind the chocolate into powder. when she literally had a blender right there.
Thats asian style u wont get it
But a blender will make it liquid and she want powder
@@LiraMel wha-
@@thefoodieknight-roblox9449 ?
@@LiraMel It will only be liquid if she puts chocolate + random liquid. And also I'm pretty sure that blenders don't make powder, at least mine doesn't lol.
The relationship between Faline and her brother is actually so wholesome.
"There is 16 grams in a date , I HAVE MAPLE SYRUP " - faline 1:17
Your brother is literally one of the best in the entire world
THAT PATIENCE
My brother would've smacked me and throw me out of the kitchen
I honestly LOVE how real she is like she isn't embarrassed of her errors she deals with them like a TRUE PRO like when she didn't have Coca Powder she LEGIT Turned Chocolate into Coca Powder that is TRUE DEDICATION and HIGH QUALITY CONTENT This the content I come on TH-cam for you go girl!!👁️👄👁️✨✋💜
The faline cooking show seems better than hecc’s kitchen. I wish for more episodes like these.
@ray famine cooking show.
Serving up nothin since 2021
young children are watching her oh no
Do you mean "fooking show"?
4:39 I'm doing a translation and I forgot what these appliances are called in English. But having watched faline's professional explanation, I remembered to come back here.
Faline radiates "Bold of you to assume I've reached my peak of dumbass" energy.
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Dang she's great
Yeah literally 😂
Faline: *Realizes the bananas must be peeled before putting in the freezer*
*Decides it's best to do everything else first*
Faline: *Puts unpeeled un-cut orange bananas back in the freezer*
That was the moment I liked the video 😂
Faline out of context: **looks at banana threateningly** we could easily use a toddler to replace this!
when faline struggled with everything i felt like i was watching a video of me trying to do literally anything
Faline :"Oh my god I almost killed you for a second"
Faline's Brother : "How is it my fault your phone overheated?"
Faline ignoring him: "OOH the knife was in really close reach"
Also Faline :"You wanna lick the peanut butter? cmere pspspps come lick the peanut butter boy"
lmao this was so funny
Siblings
Brother is the edible trash can
@@DenlixCutix Why would you eat a trash can? 🤣
@@MGmirkin ... You never know.....
Lets lose our sanity while making a smoothie
@@cutiechannie exactly
The poor brother was trying to study lmao and he kept on coming and helping her with every step😭
I’M CRYING OUT LOUD, POOR FALINE 14:02
you are very lucky to have a cool tempered mother. if i did that, my momma would probably put me in the freezer with the bananas
Haha fr
are you, by any chance, a frozen toddler?
Edit: Every single one of Faline's videos have such good quotes I can't list all of them-
"This ingredient only needs 4 ingredients-"
Faline San, 2021
“Actually I meant 6 ingredients.”
Recipe: has 5 ingredients.
The amount of struggle she went through is actually hilarious. Reminds me of those days when nothing works out for you lol
this is just every time I made food
14:06 I DRANK WATER AND NOW ITS IN MY NOSE LMAOOO
The way she went"HELLL" at the beginning while almost tripping down made me laugh so hard I think I replayed it almost 10 times
Faline : accidentally touching the hot water
“AHHHHHH”
The banana : 😵
Faline is cooking like a chef she's a 5 star Michelin
I like the reference
felix: who summoned me?
the fandoms unite
This is her tang tang tang tang✨
@lina God’s menu fit for the goddess faline 😌
I don't know why TH-cam randomly recommended this to me but you were actually entertaining enough that I kept watching 😂
I honestly love that her family is totally chill with the fact that she's just recording a TH-cam video in the middle of there kitchen
i love how you turn a simple task into a whole a$$ session of demonstrating insanity
I’m still in pain form laughing at the part where you ate banana skin thinking it was chocolate 😭😂😭😂
Me too😂
Same🤣🤣
I laughed so much while watching this video my dad thought I was possessed by a ghost
I almost choked on my tea while I was watching this.
That's what I call quality content-
Nice, I actually did choke on my coffee, it was great
The mom helplessly leaning on wall after tasting the smoothie had me in stitches
"this ingredient needed 4 ingredients!"
ancestors talking among themselves: at this point we should just shove her under the rug and forget about her existence. (jk)
"it looks like what I throw up after a good night of drinking"
great line 🤣💀
yay faline posted
the most relaxing yet somehow the most stressful part of my week
pls, I love how she’s literally a whole softie when she’s with her brother aaaa TT
The cooking show we didnt ask for yet still needed
this was no joke the funniest fucking thing i have ever watched.
i cried at the this milk smells like shit part.
" *SO* you could easily use a toddler to replace this." I- 😭💀
"Son, what is that show again?"
"What Show?"
*"The show where they fook"*
🤭
lmao i-
Fooking show
fooking show
*no.*
not sure i have ever seen someone struggle this much literally every single step of the way lol... the struggle is real
13:45 i was just waiting for her to knock down her smoothie
Can you imagine Faline when she turned 30s and looks back this digital recorder with hundred of thousand of viewers?
me thoughts :she can't have actually been failing for 17 mins..it's a smoothie... she's probably just exaggerating for comedic purposes....................SHE PUT WHOLE BANANAS IN THE FREEZER
Faline's everyday schedule: *lOsT sAnItY*
i love this chaotic kind of content