Turning Titanium: Trials and Tribulations

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  • Long video for a small project in titanium c/o Aaron @ 6061.com
    Aaron @ 6061.com: / aaronmlarsen
    Abom @ Abom: / abom79
    Stefan @ Gotteswinter: / syyl
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  • @SEKCobra
    @SEKCobra 4 ปีที่แล้ว +508

    The way you keep coming up with visual jokes is absolutely amazing.

  • @TonyFleetwood
    @TonyFleetwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +838

    I stopped turning something at work to watch this in the bathrooms

    • @inund8
      @inund8 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      But was it titanium?

    • @TonyFleetwood
      @TonyFleetwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@inund8 6al4v

    • @aviationic8145
      @aviationic8145 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I guess no one said anything about a near 20 minute bathroom break.

    • @macf4426
      @macf4426 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      If you get any complaints, just tell HR that you have put yourself through some extra training, and that you needed to go and refer to 'STFUs Tele-correspondence remote training's tape 21 before completing the job. You've just gone from slacking off to being a go-getter. Now just sit back and wait for the promotion 😉👍

    • @TonyFleetwood
      @TonyFleetwood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@aviationic8145 it's a big place thankfully!

  • @LateralThinkerer
    @LateralThinkerer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +678

    That's one of the best tutorials on vernier scales I've ever seen - and I've seen a lot of them (I teach that stuff).

    • @cursedcliff7562
      @cursedcliff7562 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LateralThinkerer weird to think people dont know that, i had them growing up and learned that at home

    • @GregBadabinski
      @GregBadabinski 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Agreed, this video is the reason I know how to read vernier scales.

    • @sajinkahnalt
      @sajinkahnalt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Add this to the curriculum

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I love Verniers. The concept is just so cool. I generally won't have a dial or electronic one because of this, though there's a cool tear-down vid showing why the electronic calipers are _in fact_ actually Vernier (internally).

    • @Igotknobblies
      @Igotknobblies ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've used a vernier caliper for years....its flown around the workshop a few times (butter fingers) and I don't trust its accuracy. Cue Mitutoyo 12" unused gift. Back in action....I just wish my sight was better!

  • @MattFowlerBTR
    @MattFowlerBTR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    As a non-precision 3d-printing sort of guy with a lazy set of digital calipers, verniers had always been a mystery to me - but now I have been educated. Thanks, STFU!

    • @blazer6248
      @blazer6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I have some here that I have no idea how to use. It's in 1/1000" and 1/20mm and not marked in inches, either. It's odd, to say the least.
      Edit: OK maybe it is in inches lol. I just didn't know how to read them. Thanks, Tony!

    • @n1663r
      @n1663r 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There is digital and analog calipers?

    • @janhendrikfranke
      @janhendrikfranke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      learned that at the age of eight, its great to help your dad building stuff as a kid ;P

    • @thegoldenatlas753
      @thegoldenatlas753 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@n1663rdigital, vernier, and dial calipers exist. I prefer digital for speed, vernier for accuracy and dial for mix between them.

    • @cybrdave
      @cybrdave 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Get a CAD package that supports background imaging for a quick dimensional ipiphany.

  • @jasonstahl73
    @jasonstahl73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2155

    Holy cow, I just learned how to use calipers. (not sarcastic)

    • @jasonstahl73
      @jasonstahl73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      @Shambles1980TRealOne I've been a pro this whole time!??! :)

    • @mattmanyam
      @mattmanyam 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@jasonstahl73 lol! Well done!

    • @69pilon
      @69pilon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Or do as I do and use digital ones when no one is looking then get out a tape measure and say that’s *** and surprise every one with how accurate I am with a crappy 20year old Stanley 30meter tape.

    • @Sadowsky46
      @Sadowsky46 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Jason Stahl yeah, and next level pros even use them to scratch mark the workpieces and save lots of time 😉👍

    • @marka9292
      @marka9292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me too, but I just forgot.

  • @Dug6666666
    @Dug6666666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    In all seriousness you should make videos for trade schools.
    The work you put into these videos to be informative in the clearest possible way and their comedic timing comes across as effortless.
    That is a testament to how good you are at it.

    • @roadkill5333
      @roadkill5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      C'MON MAN!! Why would he want to do that?? He has it nice and easy, making flower stands, out of precious metal, and big piles of chips out of small piles of whole metal!!

    • @robowens3030
      @robowens3030 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Also, you could make videos about how to make videos.

    • @tylerh7647
      @tylerh7647 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He does kinda. Awhile back I asked a buddy currently in machining school how many ToT videos he'd watched. He said his first one was the day before, shown to him in class by his instructor.

    • @RogerBarraud
      @RogerBarraud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@tylerh7647 Commercial Use!
      Tell 'em to Pay Up!
      :-)

    • @Raven-fu1zz
      @Raven-fu1zz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      With the good jokes in editing, i would be glued to them in school

  • @Justforfun-ek7et
    @Justforfun-ek7et 2 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    The sheer amount of jokes and education packed into your movies is astounding! Thanks for all the hard work you do!

  • @lukerobichaud6926
    @lukerobichaud6926 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    This Old Tony I've been sanding on my high speed steel since you released this video and I'm happy to report the cutting tool is finally done.

  • @StefanGotteswinter
    @StefanGotteswinter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1272

    I love machining titanium! And please stop overwriting those rental VHS.

    • @negativesaucer
      @negativesaucer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I was impressed by your video showing you machining various small screws from titanium.

    • @beastboy0078
      @beastboy0078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I miss VHS. ah the 90"s.

    • @TrailRat2000
      @TrailRat2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      What is this VHS that you speak of?

    • @EngineersWorkshop
      @EngineersWorkshop 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Beta was the way to go...

    • @davidcolwill860
      @davidcolwill860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@TrailRat2000 VHS = Very High Speed.... Loads better than HSS :)

  • @loberd09
    @loberd09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    I watched old cartoons so i know that ICBM nose cones use ACME threads

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      My mother-in-law has titanium knee joint replacements. But she didn’t make them herself, despite all the potential cost savings.

    • @pennise
      @pennise 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I had a comp sci teacher in high school whose former occupation was designing ICBM nose cones. They actually do use ACME threads.

    • @michaelpiotrowicz6100
      @michaelpiotrowicz6100 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Earth shattering KABOOM surely ;)

    • @unclebobsbees4899
      @unclebobsbees4899 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Of course Acme threads, was not the manufacturer the ACME rocket company?

  • @LarryisControversial3000
    @LarryisControversial3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

    "12 of those thready things"
    I sure wish you would cut down on the technical terms, my edumacation didn't cover this

    • @DNulrammah
      @DNulrammah 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      ..He did not include the required DEPTH of the threads. Is there a standard depth for 12 TPI ? it would of been nice if he had mentioned it.

    • @LarryisControversial3000
      @LarryisControversial3000 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DNulrammah while my comment was a joke about tots joke, the answer to your question is yes.
      No, I am not trying to be a jerk. Please read...
      I have not watched the video in a year and only vaguely remember the subject matter of said video, but I can give you some answers on this.
      The depth of the cut is wholly dependent on....
      1. the diameter of the part
      2. the type/profile of the thread pattern
      3. the material being used
      This is not the exact answer you were looking for, but there is an engineering specification manual that's constantly referred to by tot that can provide you the information needed.
      Also, quite often tot flashes the page of specifications he is using from that manual. It's quick and easily missed but often it is there.
      Hope this helps somewhat.
      There is also a separate video(s) on cutting threads.

  • @ThatBum42
    @ThatBum42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    Upon closer _closer_ inspection...
    Upon closer _closer_ *_closer_* inspection...
    _continues on until vernier scale is in planck lengths_

    • @eastcoastandy2905
      @eastcoastandy2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Just call it a 'very near scale' like in the 70's or let it slide and jump to digital physics...

  • @jawadibrahim2367
    @jawadibrahim2367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +188

    I honestly much appreciate the vernier calipers reading guide, thanks TOT!

    • @williamdickson8215
      @williamdickson8215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      As someone who had to figure out how to read Vernier calipers on his own, this video showcases it in such a straightforward and easy way it seems like nothing, if all you have is a set of calipers and a part, it takes some time to figure out why all those lines don't match up.

    • @andyZ3500s
      @andyZ3500s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      He did do a great job explaining how to read them. Kept it as simple as they really are.

    • @idontwantachannelimjustcom7745
      @idontwantachannelimjustcom7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I forwarded this to my college teacher. This may get shown to several years worth of students, in one of the top schools for machining, in the state.

    • @Varasalvi2
      @Varasalvi2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I have to admit, I've owned and used one of those for a long time, never paid attention to the second measurement. This just blew my mind, this changes everything.... or rather this changes nothing because I've never needed this much precision but this is still awesome to know just in case.

  • @NomadUniverse
    @NomadUniverse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1079

    I accidentally mailed back the WRONG TAPE!! DO NOT OPEN IT!! I know it will say Lord of the Rings but it's not what you think!!!

    • @fuqin9462
      @fuqin9462 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Four midgets covered in thousand island dressing... Is that love too?

    • @gamemeister27
      @gamemeister27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Backdoor Sluts 9!?

    • @incognitotorpedo42
      @incognitotorpedo42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fuqin9462 Love is Love.

    • @scottmartin7717
      @scottmartin7717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Great episode

    • @Pone.Malone
      @Pone.Malone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@gamemeister27 I heard it makes Crotch Capers 3 look like Naughty Nurses 2

  • @invertedpolarity6890
    @invertedpolarity6890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    If I ever get stranded in the wilderness, I am going to use T O T instead of S O S.

    • @tauvid9798
      @tauvid9798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Tot in German means dead , hehe

    • @GunFunZS
      @GunFunZS 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I assume it is because you ran out of gas, and he will rescue you just as soon as he gets done fabricating a Jerry can.

  • @pjhalchemy
    @pjhalchemy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    T-Riffic TOTi. Outstanding graphics on the Vernier class and the Retro was spot on with the all the aliasing and color work. Brilliant and no fires! Better and better Mr. T! Thanks for all that work and fun....only one abnormal espresso aspiration from the tool room guy, but a good cough with it. ;-P

  • @gamerboss13
    @gamerboss13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +227

    "The shop foreman will already have reamed your bung."
    Don't threaten me with a good time.

    • @roadkill5333
      @roadkill5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @ mereth: lol, he said as safe spaces filled up everywhere!

    • @pauldunkley494
      @pauldunkley494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Totally lost my shit, brill

    • @andyhowey7351
      @andyhowey7351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@pauldunkley494 Of course you did. Your bung was reamed.

    • @tommypetraglia4688
      @tommypetraglia4688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Had to rewind twice to be sure I heard what I thought I heard lol (imma on phone don't have computer cuz I was homeless 3 years in my car and now Im not)

    • @BMikeAD
      @BMikeAD 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @अल्ली X well a bung hole is slang for a bum so yeah he kinda did

  • @JC_Young
    @JC_Young 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1614

    I’m going to be very upset if we don’t get a “building your own surface gauge” video...

    • @Kaysler
      @Kaysler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Surface gauge or RIOT!

    • @MMitchellMarmel
      @MMitchellMarmel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      "Meatball and her Kittens Build A Surface Gauge!"

    • @Oberkaptain
      @Oberkaptain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      yeah those are the kinds of declarations that need to happen

    • @C2welder
      @C2welder 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yes that video has been a long time coming.

    • @priitmolder6475
      @priitmolder6475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      We are still waiting on that Eminem song "My Salsa"

  • @Hondapromachine
    @Hondapromachine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The drill bit in the tailstock to catch the parted pieces is genius.

  • @saslumpff
    @saslumpff หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Your comedy always makes me forget about my long day. Thanks Tony.

  • @sweetpeaz61
    @sweetpeaz61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Hi Tony, hint from across the pond (UK) ..if you get a hard spot in a drill hole in any material and just want to remove it without having to buy a carbide drill or chance ruining one, then use a cheap masonary bit. Just grind the edge as a normal drill on a green wheel BUT also grind the flute face flat (so it presents an almost square edge to the work) this makes the cutting edge incredibly strong and robust. Once youve cleared the hard spot you can return to normal drills again. I always keep a good selection of masonary drills in the workshop for this purpose as its quick and saves a fortune :)

  • @DaveOyooSnr
    @DaveOyooSnr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    I watched these videos religiously even have a ritual for it even though I never thought I'd ever touch a lathe...until I did. I now work at a powdered metal place and I owe that decision a lot to ThisOldTony channel for making those machines now look less scary and less intimidating.

    • @giacatollo
      @giacatollo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Thats how a youtube education is supposed to work. Congratulations man. I'm a qualified machinist who watches these videos to remember all the little tips and tricks on jobs that only pop up once a year or so. When I say remember, it's quite often learning for the first time.

    • @captcarlos
      @captcarlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Way to go Dave. There is sooo much to learn and the joy of it is you will never stop finding new things to do, see, learn.
      Welcome to the fraternity.

    • @HanstheTraffer
      @HanstheTraffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now THAT is one for Tony to hang on the wall!

  • @C_HILL_OUT
    @C_HILL_OUT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    I’ve always found titanium pretty nice to machine. It’s also a volatile metal. If you have very thin, stringy chips you can light it on fire with a lighter. Has a very bright white flame.

    • @GFTP100
      @GFTP100 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Me thinks you're referring to another 'ium' metal, Magnesium...

    • @ndog1234765
      @ndog1234765 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@GFTP100 Titanium is combustible and has a silver-white flame color.

  • @thatradkid
    @thatradkid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I always bring enthusiasm to my projects! working on bringing skills next

  • @hdl454154
    @hdl454154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    It is actually VERY easy to anodize TiAl6V4 properly. All you need is a bench power supply going up to approximately 60V DC and you can just use Coke as an Electrolyte because it contains phosphoric acid. Hang a strip of stainless steel or even titanium into a container filled with Coke and your titanium workpiece too. Connect the strip of metal to the negative terminal of your power supply and the workpiece to the positive. Apply around 30V for a nice blue finish, a little less will result in a nice golden finish. (Don't drink the Coke afterwards because it now contains dangerous stuff!). Also, if you need bigger titanium cutoffs, just send me an address where to ship them😉. Greetings from Germany

    • @TotesCray
      @TotesCray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      If you're just sending out titanium cutoffs...... :)

  • @sparkiekosten5902
    @sparkiekosten5902 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

    One part "H" Two parts"S"..........That was brilliant! Now to find something to clean tea of my monitor!
    Keep up the good work!

    • @orijimi
      @orijimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Man, that shit gave me life.

    • @Timberwolf69
      @Timberwolf69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know why I usually don't eat and/or drink while watching TOT videos...^^

    • @MrM1CHA3L
      @MrM1CHA3L 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yeah I lost it too 😂

    • @SebastianSchaub
      @SebastianSchaub 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does tea of monitor taste like? ;) jk
      That part had me laughing as well!

    • @ohammouda
      @ohammouda 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I once gave my cat a juice shower while he was chilling right besides me. He stays away from me when he hears TOT's voice ever since.

  • @skylerbowerbank5847
    @skylerbowerbank5847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    "That one's pretty"
    That was hilarious

  • @Ateesh6782
    @Ateesh6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    OK, so the combination of the actual usefulness of the content (100 out of 100) and the quality of the stand-up (or sit-down) comedy that content comes packaged in is out of this world. Huge respect!

  • @techedfireman4981
    @techedfireman4981 4 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    I thought I was the only one who had that picture of Abom... :-D :-D

    • @ukp42
      @ukp42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Some of us paid plenty for that photo. I got mine signed!

    • @aussiebloke609
      @aussiebloke609 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He's really slimming down these days. :-)

    • @longshot7601
      @longshot7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was in his calendar for the month of June to coincide with some kind of pride month.

    • @isaacclark6749
      @isaacclark6749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha

    • @oldflatbeder3218
      @oldflatbeder3218 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He better be a good friend. I've seen that big wrench on his warning sign.

  • @ZakuNuva
    @ZakuNuva 4 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    Step one. Swap out the titanium for aluminum when nobody is looking.

  • @adamthethird4753
    @adamthethird4753 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This comment coming to you on 1/17/2020. I came back to re-learn how to read a caliper. I've looked everywhere, but this video set the standard for how I can learn it.
    And I completely am writing this comment in the tone of voice used in the video. Amazing.

  • @someotherdude
    @someotherdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love this guy's modesty and sense of humour..... it tells me the frustrating limits I've come up against in the workshop are happening to other guys, too.

  • @jfw93
    @jfw93 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    During my apprenticeship, we used to call the vernier calipers „Schätzeisen“ which roughly translates to „Guessing Iron“... it drove our foreman/instructor (?!) insane :D

    • @j-man72b72
      @j-man72b72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      lol awesome.

    • @prdoohan
      @prdoohan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I tell my machining students their vernier calipers is the equivalent of a fabricators tape measure. Good for rough measuring.
      Real measurements are done with Micrometers.

    • @allaussietraveller9879
      @allaussietraveller9879 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      We called them shifting spanners 😂

    • @eastcoastandy2905
      @eastcoastandy2905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Our nickname was 'very near gauge' . Schätzeisen kommt da im Sinne sehr nah...

    • @charadremur333
      @charadremur333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@notcrediblesolipsism3851 lol

  • @yqwgjsg
    @yqwgjsg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Damn man! I spit my coffee across the room with that Abom job shop cutoffs picture. No thanks for that memory😏

    • @pomonabill220
      @pomonabill220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah... and i can't UNsee that either!

  • @marcus_w0
    @marcus_w0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The editing makes is great! I know what kind of effort went into this - thank you very much. You've done the extra mile for us.

  • @wills.9807
    @wills.9807 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    This is by far one of the most entertaining videos on the whole of TH-cam. Seriously, I've watched it 3 times now and it cracks me up every time.
    Before I started watching your videos I knew next to nada about the basic principles of machining. I've learned so much about a subject that I never knew I was interested in. So, thank you?

  • @joelkton1
    @joelkton1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    Loved the 70's graphics with the tracking issues.

    • @fredygump5578
      @fredygump5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      '70's? I took a video based chemistry class in 2000...that looked exactly like this. Yes, it was on VHS tapes.

    • @aaronwatkins8973
      @aaronwatkins8973 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      VHS wasn't popular til the 80s

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    This episode was so good that I got my calipers to understand them and got a feeling of immersion, suddenly I was measuring the same cap that ToT was holding in his hands!

  • @deeranfoxworthy6069
    @deeranfoxworthy6069 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I loved the shorts on going into more detail about the parts and the how to's. I've never needed the accuracy need with the vernier calipers and never bothered to learn how to read the Vernier scale part of the calipers. That was awesomely helpful! thank you!

  • @GravityKnightFlying
    @GravityKnightFlying 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Your content is so freakin great Tony... glad I found your channel. My dad has run his small machine shop since long before I showed up, I am by no means a machinist, but can weld and run a lathe/mill enough to build stuff for my plane... but because I grew up in this environment it will always mean something extra to me. I have worked with some Ti and drilled it etc... it was nearly a nightmare! Really enjoyed this! You sir know your stuff, thanks for the great content and not just the learning aspect, but the humor.... it absolutely takes it to the next level.

  • @ohnoitisnt
    @ohnoitisnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Adam spitting out coffee though a barely stifled shout laugh in 3...2..1...

  • @uzairp
    @uzairp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    'If you've watched enough looney tunes, you'll know that ICBM nosecones are screwed on too' 🤣🤣

  • @10-4CodyWade
    @10-4CodyWade 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The "job shop cutoffs" joke was amazing 🤣🤣🤣 I think Abom should do a fundraiser video with those exact shorts.

  • @patrickroeill8746
    @patrickroeill8746 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Always fun to watch,thanks Tony

  • @HanstheTraffer
    @HanstheTraffer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    I'm glad to hear you machined your own titanium hip replacements. I bought mine "off the shelf" and they are just awful.

    • @TristanJCumpole
      @TristanJCumpole 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I'm a wood worker in shipbuilding, so all I get is a peg.

    • @mikematthaus6531
      @mikematthaus6531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just put a nice weld in there for mine, you wouldn´t believe all the money i´ve saved on chairs since then.

    • @rdtaguestudios
      @rdtaguestudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You think off the shelf are awful? Try eBay hip replacements! :-0

    • @schnaps1790
      @schnaps1790 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      At work i see tons of them, but they are all used and slightly burned

    • @christopherpappas7474
      @christopherpappas7474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I can no longer get replacement parts for mine... What a cash cow!

  • @abpsd73
    @abpsd73 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    "In the interest of saving time, the shop foreman has already reamed your bung."
    OMG, I'm dying laughing...

    • @2whl4re
      @2whl4re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There is nothing funny about saving time!

  • @melody3741
    @melody3741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I always absolutely loved those super duper clear training videos that explain every bit of what you are doing and i know you did it as a joke but that was incredibly helpful. Thank you.

  • @witzed1
    @witzed1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I managed an implantable pump project some years ago. It included a Ti bulkhead with complex machined spaces that provided mounting surfaces for electronics, a peristaltic pump head, a stepper motor, and valves. It was CMC machined on a large block with 32 blanks on each of its 4 sides in a lights out facility. The tool speeds and pressures we so high that the metal was almost liquified ahead of the tool The CNC machine was a large as a single car garage and the process was amazing to watch. The tool magazine contained various configurations of formed tools and relatively standard cutters. The machine knew the longevity of each tools and replaced them in the library with new ones when necessary. This started my interest in machining.

  • @chris15252
    @chris15252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

    I’ve actually never used a vernier caliper, I’ve always been a dial caliper kind of guy. But I gotta say, that quick primer on vernier caliper use was darn insightful. Thank you for that!

    • @desmofan1864
      @desmofan1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ugh. The only times I touched a vernier was for re-qual. Not a fan...

    • @chris15252
      @chris15252 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      DesmoFan I’m not a machinist myself so a dial caliper has served all my purposes in the past. But I still consider it fairly useful info if I’m ever forced to use them.

    • @desmofan1864
      @desmofan1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@chris15252 oh, totally. dial calipers are great :)

    • @whiskeytangofoxtrot4363
      @whiskeytangofoxtrot4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      My 6”,8"’, and 12” calipers are dial. But I have a 12” and 24" vernier. They are accurate if you know how to use them.

    • @desmofan1864
      @desmofan1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@whiskeytangofoxtrot4363 6" dial, and my scale, everything else was micrometer. Calipers are certainly handy! I often wish I had one at home. I've just never bothered to pick one up xD

  • @shenipsitforgecjm430
    @shenipsitforgecjm430 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

    Like many others, I appreciate you showing us how to read Vernier calipers. Thanks!

    • @absalomdraconis
      @absalomdraconis 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      As someone who _has_ read verniers before, I'm glad he showed us how! Half the time I've had to use a _ruler_ to get the course measurement!

  • @edgarsandoval6920
    @edgarsandoval6920 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Maaaan those vintage videos were pure gold....

  • @jerrymascorrojr.8319
    @jerrymascorrojr.8319 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Awesome video! Fantastic throwback inserts! The vernier caliper lesson was spot on!

  • @wkm001
    @wkm001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I actually didn't know how to read a set of calipers before today.

  • @DavidKutzler
    @DavidKutzler 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Loved the 60s vintage army training film look. It was like being transported to 1971, living in fear that Drill Sergeant Smith would play a "joke" on us again by lobbing a tear gas grenade at us as we stood in formation. Good times!

    • @j-man72b72
      @j-man72b72 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Those retro bits reminded me of a couple shop films(it was on Betamax I think)...
      One was how doctors will use a magnet to remove metal bits from your eyeball.
      The other was table saw safety showing what happens when a 2x2 is being ripped and is launched into and through your torso.
      Ahhh, Shop Class

  • @Nev36
    @Nev36 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man. I love this channel. I’m here because you left a comment on AvE’s channel! Currently watching you’re entire back catalogue. Great content Sir.

  • @lucianmaftei3630
    @lucianmaftei3630 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Your videos are great.... both informative and fun. Great work! I do no milling or machining myself but watching you turn metal chunks into finished products is oddly satisfying.... That's it... I am buying a lathe!

  • @anotheruser9876
    @anotheruser9876 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    On today's show, This Old Tony makes titanium tinsel for Christmas.

    • @roadkill5333
      @roadkill5333 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Tune in next month, when he teaches us all how to destroy brand new drills, quick and easy!!

    • @timmyisme22
      @timmyisme22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@roadkill5333 I don't know. You need a real pro for that kinda work. That's something you go to your local high school shop for. Those guys and gals know nothing more than destroying hundreds of dollars worth of tooling by looking at it wrong!

  • @beliot3077
    @beliot3077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    I'm not a machinist, but I love the editing style, the wit of your narration and the precision that goes into these things. Nice work.

  • @jamesmihalcik1310
    @jamesmihalcik1310 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was just reminded by Aaron of the flask occurrence! Not only are these Tony videos fantastic learning tools, but it reinforces Tony's ranking of "Master of Ink cap" within the writer's guild. Really great video!

  • @MrUberZombie
    @MrUberZombie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That primer on the calipers was awesome. Insightful and hilarious as always Tony. Thanks for the video.

  • @andrewplatt7795
    @andrewplatt7795 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Absolutely brilliant! One part H and two parts S!! Technically fascinating and comedically amazing!

  • @null_carrier
    @null_carrier 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Man, I really enjoy your videos. You earned the "Bell Icon" (and I don't give that thing lightly).
    Thank you.

    • @DreitTheDarkDragon
      @DreitTheDarkDragon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just set up follow on Patreon, works fine

    • @michaelm.1244
      @michaelm.1244 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same here - in fact only AVE and TOT does have this privilege :D

  • @SNYP-bo8my
    @SNYP-bo8my 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I’m only 16 years old I’ve been watching your videos non stop man I could watch this stuff for days you just have this way of explaining this so much better than other videos and other creators

  • @stevenkeeler269
    @stevenkeeler269 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Simply amazing video man. And honestly these videos you make are top notch

  • @gaz1967
    @gaz1967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    The worlds productivity must take a nosedive when TOT posts a new vid.

    • @cncwoodworxroc6881
      @cncwoodworxroc6881 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Followed only by increased laughter and greater productivity, that is after everyone returns from thier 20 minute bathroom break.

    • @davidsmart8594
      @davidsmart8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Tell my wife that...dinner still ain't ready and she'll be home in five minutes!

    • @thatguythatdoesstuff7448
      @thatguythatdoesstuff7448 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@davidsmart8594 How is your wife going to make dinner if she isn't home yet? I don't get it.

    • @davidsmart8594
      @davidsmart8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thatguythatdoesstuff7448 ^Applause!

  • @TC-bz9dz
    @TC-bz9dz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    OMG...this is the best yet video from TOT....I laughed till I cried..your editing skills are just as amazing as your millwork/lathework is!!!!! 10/10!!!!!

  • @fb1179
    @fb1179 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Impressive knowledge, and some serious comedic chops. For a while I had no idea what I was watching exactly but I was loving every second.

  • @cameronmccreary4758
    @cameronmccreary4758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Turning Titanium; this will be fun! Rule one on Titanium is get in and then out quickly. I use coolant hole drills for long holes in Titanium.

  • @donttouchthisatall
    @donttouchthisatall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    BRILLIANT OPENING! Your, dare i say cinematography, is on point!

  • @johannamarseille5305
    @johannamarseille5305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Love the futuristic look in the intro 🤪

  • @blazer6248
    @blazer6248 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing editing, Tony! Love how it looks like an 80s vcr tape ❤️❤️❤️

  • @McLaughlinca12
    @McLaughlinca12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I always learn a lot from your videos but this one has been by far the one that made the most sense.

  • @VeraTR909
    @VeraTR909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I still have my shop class surface gauge! found it in the attic with all my baroque oil paintings from kindergarten.

    • @eoinkenny3188
      @eoinkenny3188 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why arent they on display at the modern art museum?

    • @moth.monster
      @moth.monster 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@eoinkenny3188 Because he made them in kindergarden.

    • @eoinkenny3188
      @eoinkenny3188 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@moth.monster So they don't qualify as modern?

  • @thrownchance
    @thrownchance 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    8:36 for Titanium I always use HSS-E drills, after I burnt a normal HSS drill much like you did up. With the Cobalt you can easily use it up to 450°C without a lot of damage.
    Even though they cost about twice as much, they are certainly worth it. Especially when you want to drill everything with a single set of drills.

    • @therealstubot
      @therealstubot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Seriously? Twice the cost is still saving me money, since I go through 2 drill bits on each friggin hole. I'm going to find some good HSS-E bits and try them. Thank you sir.

    • @HaqqAttak
      @HaqqAttak 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't realise that anyone was insane enough to try using HSS on titanium in the first place.

    • @Shaun.Stephens
      @Shaun.Stephens 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I have a few HSS-E drills that I use with stainless steel, they're great. However I'm unable to get odd sizes locally, I currently need one for pre-drilling holes for cutting M5 threads.

    • @etheroar6312
      @etheroar6312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shaun.Stephens Try McMaster Carr. You can order almost anything from them

    • @Shaun.Stephens
      @Shaun.Stephens 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@etheroar6312 Thanks, I would but I'm not in North America and even if they deliver here the postage would likely be crazy. I dare say I can get one locally but haven't got around to it yet as the job's for me so isn't urgent.

  • @BarneySaysHi
    @BarneySaysHi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "It's a gas cap, for crying out loud, not an ICBM nosecone." *snort*

  • @sicksT6
    @sicksT6 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    “In the comfort of your own bathroom”, literally gold.

  • @zanpekosak2383
    @zanpekosak2383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Holy cow. I now know how to use calipers properly. Our teacher tried to show us how to use them with an ancient video from what looked like the 1990s that didnt have audio. That was the reason I bought an electronic calipers. Now I can finally use analogs too! Awesome.

    • @button-puncher
      @button-puncher 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ancient video from the 90's..LOL! I find that hilarious because when I was in school in the 90's, we watched telecine VHS tapes. Videos that were made from a camera pointed at a screen showing a film. The old army films were the best. Had that great narrator voice. Search YT for "how differential steering works". You'll see a similar film conversion with an excellent explanation of how something works.

  • @brucewilliams6292
    @brucewilliams6292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I didn't see Abomb in cut offs!! No I didn't LMAO. Thanks for the giggles and the great "Tape #21".

  • @evanmccormick4383
    @evanmccormick4383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I watched this video around the time it came out a few years ago and the “job shop cutoffs” joke has stuck with me ever since. Absolute gold. 👏

  • @gregoryclark8217
    @gregoryclark8217 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    We have to be able to read vernier scaled instruments for our A-level physics exams in the UK, some of my class mates don't understand them and your explanation is the best I've heard. I will be showing them this video.

  • @alexyoung6418
    @alexyoung6418 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    12:07 That sand paper made my girlfriend ask why I was rolling on the floor

  • @makkurotatsu
    @makkurotatsu 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    That noodled-out-videotape look was amazing, and the style and tone were spot-on for ye olde educational videos. It also reminds me that I have several large boxes full of VHS tapes which I have not used since I last moved house. More than 20 years ago, come to think of it. That actually makes me feel quite old, and a bit sad.

  • @scottwilliams895
    @scottwilliams895 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Loved this! One of my favorite This Old Tony videos ever

  • @Hopeless_and_Forlorn
    @Hopeless_and_Forlorn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Vermeer was a Dutch Baroque Period artist. Vernier is a method of subdividing linear increments invented by French mathematician Pierre Vernier. And the next thing we hear will be the sounds of TOT being fitted into Abom's Monarch 6-jaw and having his bung threaded.

    • @SuperAWaC
      @SuperAWaC 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      i believe the 6 jaw is on the victor lathe rather than the monarch

    • @lwilton
      @lwilton 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      And these days Vermeer is a company that makes tree chippers and hay balers. :-)

    • @captcarlos
      @captcarlos 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I think I know who will be the Victor!

  • @xoxo2008oxox
    @xoxo2008oxox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I learned ALOT from this! Now! The Future!! Abom does modeling on the side.

  • @kenurion1119
    @kenurion1119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    TOT. Thank You! Made a simple (very) titanium wedding band for my wife for 18 year anniversary. She's an active woman and keeps losing stones from the engagement and wedding band. She wanted something tough and streamlined. Watched this vid maybe 4-5-6 times before i chuckled the rod in the lathe. Kept having to rewind, i was laughing so hard. "Reamed your Bung". Classic. Thanks again for sharing your talent, humor, and expertise. Btw, she loved it. Bonus points for Hubby

  • @nitram_nosnibor
    @nitram_nosnibor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Jeeeeez! I actually felt my head hurting!! That calliper explanation was incredibly well explained. Good work Tony ol’ chap, good work!!!!!

  • @meetv7700
    @meetv7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hey Professor This Old Tony from STF University your lessons on internal thread, vernier calipers and high speed steel were amazing.
    And really liked that other type of job shop cutoff.

    • @meetv7700
      @meetv7700 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      OMG.... Love from TOT!!!!!!!

  • @Rapidpanda1st
    @Rapidpanda1st 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    Mate, it’s 5:00am in Australia and I’ve got work in 4 hours....what are you doing to me? I’ll only have time to watch this video a couple of times before I have to head off.

    • @RF-mx4vt
      @RF-mx4vt 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rapidpanda1st legit 😂👌

    • @Streetsy
      @Streetsy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same. But I can share with everyone on the bus. Ill be sure to turn up my volume, and laugh out loud at the appropriate times.
      Everyone deserves to listen to TOT.

    • @007isbond1
      @007isbond1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’ll do you one better: Western Australia :’)

    • @wedreamtogether
      @wedreamtogether 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Based on my limited inactions with other Australians, being that you are awake at 5:00am and have work in 4 hours you’re most likely drunk. Please understand my assumption is based on my high regard for Aussies. Cheers!

    • @codysett1
      @codysett1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol who tf goes to work at 9 am?

  • @macgyver77777
    @macgyver77777 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Love the closer.
    Especially the "colorful" ending.

  • @nebulae1992
    @nebulae1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    absolutely loved the theme of this video, keep up the good work tony

  • @perrylc8812
    @perrylc8812 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    There needs to be some type of an award for the best videos on TH-cam. TOT would definitely win in all categories.

    • @Mishn0
      @Mishn0 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Not if TH-cam has any say in the matter. That award is reserved for someone like Taylor Swift.

  • @johnpossum556
    @johnpossum556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Today I finally learned how to measure on calipers I already own 2 pairs of.

    • @JoseSilveira-newhandleforYT
      @JoseSilveira-newhandleforYT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      John Possum: Good! Now start marking out stuff with the tips of the calipers, so that you no longer need to pay attention to the vernier's markings.

    • @CactusforceX
      @CactusforceX 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I see a lot of people posting this suggestion.. surely thats a terrible idea as its a precision instrument? or has the joke gone over my head lol

    • @johnpossum556
      @johnpossum556 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@CactusforceX I believe it's considered caliper abuse. Wouldn't work with mine anyway as they are plastic. Turns out the joke is on them.

  • @artiet5982
    @artiet5982 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Literally the best videos on the internets. Tanks Tony!

  • @TheWiscoKid
    @TheWiscoKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude, your videos are hilarious and very educational. Keep up the good work. Love learning in this fashion.

  • @cojones8518
    @cojones8518 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Well Tony, it was nice knowing you. Once Adam sees this vid, I have the feeling a very large wrench is going to interface rather suddenly with your cranium.

    • @mtcruse
      @mtcruse 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ABOM torque on its' way!

    • @rennkafer13
      @rennkafer13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm putting my odds on a really large tap handle...

  • @jamesbarisitz4794
    @jamesbarisitz4794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I appreciated the style. Reminiscent of science instructional films from Welcome Back Kotter. Tell your buddy to weld his ti parts together, clean and anodize at 25-30 volts for a nice blue /purple ( blurple- for those in the anodizing biz) Nice work as usual TOT!😃👍

  • @Freytana
    @Freytana 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Having edited at least -two- videos in my life I appreciate all the effort you put into adding the little extra gags into your videos.

  • @fasteddie4107
    @fasteddie4107 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great video! Loved the Abom plug!

  • @maficstudios
    @maficstudios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I just want to say that your VHS tape makes for some seriously awesome shim material. And that's more than I got out of my master of engineering. :D