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If she thought it stunk before, wait until it's been rotting in a floating tent under tropical sun for a couple of days. "When I get back home I'm taking a creative writing course to improve my goddamned vocabulary".
If this creature was the last of its kind and was going to eat me, it would be filleted and dried and the head would be a money maker. If they want to clone it to see what it was then fine. Just let me move to North Dakota first.
My mom watched this with me with some wine as we intended to get drunk. Throughout the movie she was so annoyed by these character's inhuman reactions that half way through she said "You know, I thought it would be fun to just get wasted by the end of this movie, and I've gotten so angry at these people I'm actually sober now"
The least believable human reaction was the scummy BF deciding to passive aggressively nag Jen while she's tied to the tree bc she told him they were over while on vaca, b4 they wrecked. Which he didn't accept, I guess? But somehow to this dweeb- THAT'S the convo that is so urgent, rn?! While the reality of their situation is that even if he does NOT believe in Jen's monster, they're still trapped there! Stranded! Very possibly ALL going to die!!! 💀💀💀 What they need to do is use their GD heads!! Brainstorm! Prepare, & make an escape plan & work together NOT act out his 84 IQ, sick revenge fantasy to "get even" with his ex- who he'd thought was dead for days.... just discovered her alive... & THIS is how he treats her? Hell, Man! I can see why she was done w/ that loser! Also... 🤔 ... ...just a thought ... Perhaps he shouldn't be pissing her off further? Ya know... in case they actually DO somehow survive? They return to civilization, & then... ? Tell their friends' parents WHAT exactly?!😄🤣 Bc he wouldn't do very well, doing life in prison. But, unfortunately fir him... Cannibalism may not be illegal in legit survivor/ starvation scenarios... (like in ALIVE!) But💀 MURDER 💀IS NOT LEGAL!! 😂 & HOMEBOY HERE in cold blood & completely unnecessarily killed another survivor - one of their friends! - to EAT his 🦵🦵 🤯😖🤢!!! like...WTF?! 😄😂 This & Whiney - Ass Mofo, & his annoying new GF, were apparently just THAT starving... after like 2.5- 3 days- tops!! - in that raft!! 😂🤦🏼♀️
@@Inferno144 for good reason imagine having to fist fight a Angler Fish on Land that would not go over very well. Nightmare scenario water world happens Angler's everywhere ☠️
It's always interesting when the people designing monsters for lower budget movies do so much research to make it believable even though they could just not bother and nobody'd notice.
Also more willing to show the monster letting you know what is hunting you making it more terrifying as you need to figure out watch it so that you can figure out how to kill it.
I saw this movie when it first came out and I have to say the fact that those 2 resorted to cannibalism after 3-4 days, ate him raw, didn’t even attempt to clean the blood, and then just set his body adrift with the life jacket still on with no care if he was found kinda make me choose the monster over them
Couldn't have been me. No way I'd leave him sitting out for 3 days going bad. Gotta cook him all up while he's fresh and make jerky out of the leftovers so it can last
i had a dream once that many of the stars we see in the sky are not stars, but are in fact the lights from giant space angler fish. Can thank the Outer Wilds for that one.
honestly the hole to it’s lair looked so perfectly symmetrical i had assumed it was the entrance of a spaceship and it was a creature from a water world that’s either stuck here or just enjoys our planet.
I have been an ocean lifeguard for nearly 20 years. Going into the ocean with a lifevest on where there is shore/sandbar/reef break is more dangerous than going in with out. Usually when you want to get past a wave you should go under or through the wave. With a lifevest on you are forced to go over the wave. If you are in a bad position when the wave breaks it will pick you up and slam you down onto the shore/sandbar/reef. This can and will result in broken bones around the head, neck, and shoulders as those are the parts of the body the lifevest is intended to keep above water. If you are near breaking waves do not wear a lifevest, if you do not know how to swim well, simply do not go into any water especially the ocean. You also end up more prone to rip currents when you are forced to float and can not keep your feet down. It becomes harder to get back into shallow water and back to shore if you are limited in your movement. Wearing a lifevest in this situation may not save you calories, and will 100% increase your chances of getting injured if you are not a strong swimmer.
^ this is 100% correct. Also another tip: Do NOT try to fight against a rip current. You will tire yourself almost immediately out and still be dragged away to drown. You have to swim with the current while slightly aiming towards the beach and using any wave's momentum to your advantage. You'll probably have a long walk back to your spot... Learn to float on your back to rest, too. Happened to me when I was about 11. And I was a teeny kid (I'm 31 now, 5'3" and 118lbs). Luckily, I had been training for/competing in competitive swimming for 5 yrs by that time, so I had an advantage and knew the rules to escape such a current. I WAS stupid and swam out to see what a floating thing was (never saw what it was, I realized a bit too late that it was way bigger and further than I thought) but once I looked back to the beach, I realized I was already half a mile down from our spot and moving rapidly further away and out to sea. It happened quick. One minute I was not too far from shore, aiming for the 'thing' and next I know 'thing' is still in front of me a little closer (it was also in the current), but I am NOWHERE near anyone else. My body felt like melting jelly by the time I got to my towel and flopped down. I didn't want to admit I was that stupid (I did know better), so I never told my family how terrifying and dangerous it really was. I just told them I got distracted chasing fish down the beach in the shallows and ended up down the shore. Also, to preempt anyone asking why no one was looking for me, it's the curse/blessing of the middle child - they kinda forgot about me lol. Also at that time, there were cars on the beach and it was pretty busy, so line of sight was easy to break.
@@fyre9123 I am glad you got out of the rip current. Always swim infront of a lifeguard, always listen to a lifeguard, and always do as a lifeguard instructs. We are there to keep you safe and keep you alive. We are almost always happy to explain why we want you to be in specific sections of the beach and why we want you to move to different ones... unless rescues are popping off and we are actively saving people. Public health is always our number one goal and concern.
‘There is a saying that exists amongst our species that is totally and one hundred percent factually correct, “don’t trust a big butt and a smile” and for good reason, have you ever taken a look at what’s down there?’
@5:20 The coconut that guy drank was on his kitchen counter for months, wasn't it? Like it was rotten in the core from all that time and he just was like 'o yeah, I should probably drink that finally'
@@comradecameron3726, I just don't understand the guys reasoning. "Hey, I've had this here coconut on my countertop for months now guess I should finally drink it."
Then there was that newer one that came out about the entire family who died from eating fermented corn noodles, where he was saying the same thing can happen with fermented coconut. Basically, just don't leave a corn- or coconut-based food sitting around at room temperature for long periods, and then attempt to eat it. God that was horrifying
Goddddd I freaking hate it when characters are as vague as possible about the threat. It's like they don't want everyone to know what they're dealing with but wants everyone to die
The reason you don't say "zombie" is because they person immediately assumes you are crazy. This though, she could just say some kind of large animal that comes from the water.
@@Blasted2Oblivion I mean, you don't want to tell people it's a croc because then they'll think they're safe if they're far enough from the water. You don't want people thinking they're safe in a survival situation when they are in fact in extreme danger. Danger is very motivating. Be honest, tell them it's something you can't identify in terms of species, and it may be a new species (an entirely rational possibility to anyone who knows anything about ocean life), but it is very large, fast, dangerous, predatory and capable of moving on land. If they don't believe you, start making more improvised weapons and select the most defensible position on the island to move the camp to. Play it cool with your fellow survivors and don't antagonize them, and once they actually see for themselves that you're not lying, they'll likely be willing to pick up a spear and help you defend against this thing. People in bad movies like these are just written to have IQ's of like 80 and zero intuition/social skills whenever the plot needs the tension to be upped.
fun fact: human eyes don’t reflect light the same way dogs & cats do: so if you shine a light or take a picture & see bright eyes shining back, that thing is not human:
The water doesn't block UV, at least at the depth the majority of this movie takes place. Being an underwater photographer, I have to make sure I'm wearing at least a rash guard in tropical water, a head cover of some kind to keep my scalp from being cooked, and either gloves or sun screen to protect my hands from sunburn. You'd have to go below 30ft to start seeing reduced UV, depending on water quality and clarity
The reason we haven't fully explored the ocean is because the governments of the world are hiding a treasure from an ancient pirate that could threaten there rule if found
I have a theory, The fish on the beach. Just like how she caught and crushed up small fish as bait for the bigger fish, is it possible the creature left fish on the beach as bait for human prey?
@@paulysmallz8095yeah they were vampires with a large worm like tongue they used to drain blood and infect others. And they infect people with parasitic worms.
@RoanokeGaming regarding the Aquatic Ape Theory... The person who brought forth the theory actually regrets calling it that, and it has nothing to do with mermaids, like many people believe. The theory states that apes began developing bipedalism as a result of living on the coast or in/near swamps. Through the need to carry objects while moving in these spaces, they began adopting an upright posture, freeing up the arms for carrying instead of supporting weight. It does not, and never did, have anything to do with apes returning to the ocean to become mermaids. Which absolutely did not stop the conspiracy theorists, or the History Channel, from running with their new head canon.
Humanity coming from an aquatic ancestor was an idea I had as a kid to explain why there are people everywhere including all those weird isolated islands or cave societies.
My favorite scene in this movie is when she shoots the flare and reveals the monster just how the scene is shot looks so good to me. Also Roanoke you should cover the virus in uncharted 1 and the Amber in uncharted 2 and the mutations they cause to humans.
Depends on the species, there are over 800. One of the more common species in the pet trade, the Ecuadorian hermit crab, regularly lives to over 30 years in captivity and only lives to 3 or 4 in the wild, excluding the 90% that never make it past the fry stage.
Yeah, this is very misleading as a comment lol. There are so many types of hermit crab, from the teeny tiny little marine hermit crabs, to the truly giant. Heck, the coconut crab is, I am pretty sure, very closely related to a regular old land dwelling pet hermit crab.
Sooo, she set up a trap for 2 days, and also on separate occassions made a spear and dug a hole. Why then, didn't she make a spike trap? She's clearly capable of digging a hole, and so close to the sea she should be capable of digging a deep enough pit, fill it with sharp sticks, and make a somewhat solid cover.
I don't make a hobby out of digging spike traps so I can't give you any proper answer but I can think of a few reasons: 1 - The hole would have to be too deep as the creature is quite tall 2 - The creature is probably quite heavy so there may not be anything strong enough 3 - She has to deal with sand and I imagine she hates sand because it's rough and it's coarse and it gets everywhere... and it probably doesn't provide stability for the spikes
@@justsomeguyinouterspace8623 1. it just needs to be like 1-3 feet deep. Just enough to hide spikes that will cripple it when it steps on them. . 2. Strong enough for what? We saw her stab it with a stick, if the spikes penetrate and then break that is even better because it will fester. 3. have you walked on sand? Only the top really moves. Unless it is an earthquake or flood most of it doesn’t go anywhere.
@@justsomeguyinouterspace8623 points 1 and 2 I grant you, though from what the movie showed with how much wood she had access to, I would say there should be enough sticks similar to the one she used for the spear that she could make a plaform from them. Some clever binding should also make it so that when it breaks, it would tip the creature forward, since I don't think whatever platform she made would hold up the creature long enough. But maybe it would hold for it to get over the pit to fall into it? And it doesn't need to be too deep, it should be possible for her to dig it to be around 1m deep, enough that she would be able to climb out and actually dig it, though if she hid somehow and continued digging on the following day. Just needs to be wide enough to be able to catch it. Honestly the most reliable part here is the stability of the pit. This close to the beach the sand would be wet deeper in, and she should be able to reinforce the sides with wet sand for long enough to set the trap up.
Goblin Shark! It has ejecting teeth and is FUUUUUUUGLY Or to keep the theme Gulper Eel, a creature that looks like not eating something was an afterthought.
we conquered the world with pointy stick and fire if you can make something better make something better but at the very minimum pointy stick force multiplier better than no force multiplier
The vacuum of space is easy to build around if there's a leak and if the shell is strong enough you can just patch the hole compared to the crushing pressure of the ocean where if there's a small weak point the whole section at least will warp leading to it crushing.
I think angle fish's existence itself psyops anyone i to having no reapect for those abominations. The more you learn about them (and their related species), the more you want to believe there are no gods. Because the idea of living in a universe where one or more super powerful creator chose to create this things is quite frankly terrifying.
I feel like there's water dwelling creatures that deserve far more disdain than the poor angler fish. Bobbit worms for one. The Candiru in the Amazon for another. You will never have an issue with an angler fish. A small fish that swims up your urethra on the other hand is way scarier to me.
I remember watching this movie a few years ago. I thought it would just be am island survival thriller, i didn't really read anything about it. But i remember just how fast my heart sank when she saw that thing standing in the water. I love a good creature-feature.
Seeing as you mentioned the Wolf eel I have something else I want to share Staying on the topic of eels did you know that Moray Eels have a secondary jaw at the base of their throat kinda like Xenomorph just minus the tongue part
It's an actual evolution that helps them catch their prey. No real idea why only one type of animal has it, but it helps them get a better grip on fish they catch, since they're mainly ambush predators.
The hero not only double tapping the baddie, but taking its head as proof is such a refreshing change of pace! About time someone did this! How many movie heroes get back only to be called mad or otherwise disbelieved? Not this gal, she has its friggin head as proof! Metal as heck!
Schizophrenic guy final days Schizophrenic guy: (Look at the monster hunting sharks in the water) Holy fuck, did you see that!? Friend: (shake their head) Schizophrenic guy: Oh. Gosh.. I am gonna need some stronger med, these pills aren't working. *S I X D A Y S L A T E R* Blue hole monster: (Sneak close to the crazy person) Schizophrenic guy: (Leave a sigh as he walk toward the looming entity) Look, fish person. I know you aren't real, I mean bipedal landshark. Really? I might not be all there, but this is too much even for me. So, why don't you go back to that dark corner of my mind you emerged from, and hangout with all the repressed memories from my childhood. Ok? (Gently tap the monster on the shoulder) Blue hole monster: (Slowly turns his head at the guy) *F O U R S E C O N D S L A T E R* Schizophrenic guy being torn apart: Oh my god, this isn't an hallucination. I am being eaten alive! Somebody help that monster is about to kill me! (Extend arm toward his friend) Friend looking at him from behind a rock: (Vanish into tin air) Schizophrenic guy: FUCKING SUGAR PILLS! HAARRRGHHH- (Get dragged into the deep)
Honestly taking it's head has gotta be the smartest move she made. Nobody in these movies ever has the brains to bring back proof of the monster they killed, if she makes it home she's gonna be famous.
Horror movies where people are vague genuinely piss me off so much, she could have easily said “hey there’s some kind of large animal that comes out to hunt at night,I’m going to make you some spears and please keep them on you, it’s cool if you think I’m going crazy or whatever but just carry the spear with you” reminds me of like the dreams you have where you’re trying to tell someone something but you completely lose the ability to speak
This is one of my favorite creature flicks. It kind of reminds me of Animal where the concept was simple, but through the performance of the actors, the final product turned out thoroughly entertaining. Kiersey absolutely nailed this role!
I would like to point out the fire she lit at the end of the movie for fighting the monster was more a weapon then a trap since she was using it to not only dry out its gills but also poison it with the smoke which is why it's having such a hard time breathing and is bleeding from them towards the end.
Tinfoil hat time! Im going with military project. Those weren't search planes. They were surveillance planes. Thats why they ignored the flare. Crashing where they did was not a coincidence either.
Really enjoyed this. You actually provide interesting insight and analysis as opposed to other channels that just go through a movie describing each scene and adding nothing of value.
Wolf eels may be hideous, but I've seen videos and such showing how nice they often are. Pretty much been called the "old folks" of the sea because of how they look and generally docile they are.
I haven't watched the video but am so excited to do so, I love this movie so much and think it deserves more attention than it gets. It was a fun creature feature.
Did you mean mollusks and/or cephalopods every time you say brachiopods, because octopus are not brachiopods, they're cephalopods, a class of mollusks. Also, I'm not sure if living in water lodged sand counts as "existing on land for extended periods of time" but there are terrestrial mollusks, snails. Lastly, many people don't know what the difference between bivalves and brachiopods is and so think they are the same thing, the difference is where the axis of symmetry on the shells is and whether they use their muscles to keep their shells closed or to open them.
Him mentioning the field days channel is a shout out I didn't know I needed, love the guy over there his videos are sick and it's cool to see Roanoke mention him
I can see why she wanted to break up with him during vacation. He took control of a situation without considering the knowledge of the person who survived on the island for an extended period of time. He didn't even consider beleieving his gf, or ex gf, when she was obviously afraid and said something dangerous was there. He also decided to talk about the beeakup attempt while she was tued up to a tree. He should have untied her first at least. She can't steal the raft if they keep an eye on her.
I’ve said this before, but I still cannot get over how common sense Roanoke’s ways of fighting back are. A lot of “how to beat” channels (I know this isn’t one of them, but still) either have incredibly convoluted ideas or just go with the edgy “yeah I’m the lone wolf who would sacrifice everyone to get out, I’m so cool” move. Meanwhile, Roanoke just says the most obvious solution.
Hey I love your content. I'm a marine biologist so I always feel sad when you make fun of the ocean, but that's a separate issue. Quick clarification, while both brachiopods and mollusks have hemocyanin octopus are in the phylum mollusca along with bivalves, which include clams and all snails and terrestrial slugs. Brachiopods while they look clam like they are a distinct group.
Could you do a video where you create a fictional zombie scenario and virus. Mainly focusing on the virus aspect using some generic zombie. On how a realistic virus would work and what kind of real viruses could turn zombified, like if rabies or the flu could? Also what would happen to the zombie and it's body? How would the virus affect the brain, blood? How well would the human immune system work against it? Just a really detailed look into the possibility of zombies.
Coconuts were used as IVs a few times in history where supplies were desperately needed (like in WWII). My Mom and Dad are retired Corpsmen (Dad spent most of his time with the Marines and Mom did a lot in medical research) when my Dad was sent to Vietnam his training included using them he said the way they phrased it was "This will be an important tool WHEN you run out of supply to start making your own." They boiled the coconut 'juice' first them allowed it to cool when there's time to stock up and prepare for when it is needed but if there's not enough time then risk using it raw since it gave an option better than nothing.
aquatic ape is a hypothesis and not a theory. a hypothesis means it hasn't stood up to rigorous testing. Clint's Reptiles explained the difference between hypothesis/theory/law in his recent evolution videos. which he got flak for because he believes in God, which is unfortunate, because he did a good job.
20:05 😂I work with 200 dogs and I 100% walk like this because I AM the pack lead in that yard and every single one of those dogs knows it , that hands behind the back walk is what I do when I’m walking the yard watching them play and watching them behave , and I know all I have to do is call a dogs name and give him my “upset dad” look and he will behave 😂
The Aquatic Ape theory isn't so much about our swimming abilities but about how eating fatty fish might have boosted our brain size and cognitive capabilities.
I've always been a really strong swimmer, I can essentially tread water indefinitely. I've always found that swimming with a life jacket slows me down and actually makes me more tired as I have to use a larger range of motion per stroke. I've only ever seen a life jacket as something that will keep me from sinking and drowning if I'm unconscious in the water.
The space and ocean comparison is "totally and 100% correct"... No! Not even in the slightest. We know more about the surface of the moon and even mars than the ocean floor, but that's it. But space... wtf man.
The main problem with just ripping coral out of your body is that if even a tiny piece of coral remains, *it will grow*. It will take root and start growing inside of your wound.
Oh man I have loved this movie since I saw it on Netflix a few years ago and am so happy to see it getting some attention! Such a charming and strangely calming little creature feature. Love the idea of it being an aquatic primate. Also if you need an idea for another video I’ve wondered for quite a while what your thoughts on the Audrey II plant from ‘Little shop of Horrors’ are.
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Do a video on the Old Blood and the Great Ones from Bloodborne please?
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"Taking this thing's head with me, otherwise *no one* will believe me. I *suck* at describing this thing."
If she thought it stunk before, wait until it's been rotting in a floating tent under tropical sun for a couple of days.
"When I get back home I'm taking a creative writing course to improve my goddamned vocabulary".
If this creature was the last of its kind and was going to eat me, it would be filleted and dried and the head would be a money maker. If they want to clone it to see what it was then fine. Just let me move to North Dakota first.
What's worse is that there doesn't seem to be any food other then coconuts, so she's gonna be starving.
Only head ? I am skinning it, removing the flesh and packing its bones with me.
(Definitely bones because it can stand)
@@robotlobster2197 she doesn't have to say it's a sea monster, just tell people that something is killing people.
My mom watched this with me with some wine as we intended to get drunk. Throughout the movie she was so annoyed by these character's inhuman reactions that half way through she said "You know, I thought it would be fun to just get wasted by the end of this movie, and I've gotten so angry at these people I'm actually sober now"
I had a similar experience with moonfall. At least my buddy had a good time watching me devolve into just yelling at the screen.
Considering I dont drink this doesnt sound like a good movie to watch sober then either lol
The least believable human reaction was the scummy BF deciding to passive aggressively nag Jen while she's tied to the tree bc she told him they were over while on vaca, b4 they wrecked. Which he didn't accept, I guess? But somehow to this dweeb- THAT'S the convo that is so urgent, rn?! While the reality of their situation is that even if he does NOT believe in Jen's monster, they're still trapped there! Stranded! Very possibly ALL going to die!!! 💀💀💀
What they need to do is use their GD heads!! Brainstorm! Prepare, & make an escape plan & work together
NOT act out his 84 IQ, sick revenge fantasy to "get even" with his ex- who he'd thought was dead for days.... just discovered her alive... & THIS is how he treats her?
Hell, Man! I can see why she was done w/ that loser!
Also... 🤔 ...
...just a thought ...
Perhaps he shouldn't be pissing her off further? Ya know... in case they actually DO somehow survive? They return to civilization, & then... ?
Tell their friends' parents WHAT exactly?!😄🤣
Bc he wouldn't do very well, doing life in prison.
But, unfortunately fir him...
Cannibalism may not be illegal in legit survivor/ starvation scenarios... (like in ALIVE!)
But💀 MURDER 💀IS NOT LEGAL!! 😂
& HOMEBOY HERE in cold blood & completely unnecessarily killed another survivor -
one of their friends! -
to EAT his 🦵🦵
🤯😖🤢!!!
like...WTF?! 😄😂
This & Whiney - Ass Mofo, & his annoying new GF, were apparently just THAT starving... after like 2.5- 3 days- tops!! - in that raft!!
😂🤦🏼♀️
I was gonna like your comment but the number of likes is perfect right now 👌.
That didn’t take long 😑
Everytime the ocean is even REMOTELY mentioned around Roanoke, it gives him full excuse to dunk on the Angler Fish.
Ocean not required. He will find a way 😂
Sometimes he will forget in an ocean one and bring them up in a forest movie
@@kyze8284 'So anyway the Angler Fish is a PIECE OF-'
@@Inferno144 for good reason imagine having to fist fight a Angler Fish on Land that would not go over very well. Nightmare scenario water world happens Angler's everywhere ☠️
That think is ugly 😂
It's always interesting when the people designing monsters for lower budget movies do so much research to make it believable even though they could just not bother and nobody'd notice.
Lower budget=More effort in some cases.
Or it's more like the designers had alot fo passion.
Tremors did this too in spades.
Also more willing to show the monster letting you know what is hunting you making it more terrifying as you need to figure out watch it so that you can figure out how to kill it.
This is true....then you have movies like Zombie Beavers....well it was a nice theory while it lasted LOL
because they don't have the money to do something bad and fix it in post
Imagine how scary this movie could have been if it were an Angler Fish.
An even bigger Angler Fish? Roanoke would lose it and then have a heart attack when he see it walk on land.
i am literally imagining Ben 10's Ripjaws. 😭
😂😂😂
@@michaelj1729😂😂😂 man now that I think about, he'd be a terrifying motherfker in real life
funnily enough it would look just ike the angler from fallout 4 hahah.
I saw this movie when it first came out and I have to say the fact that those 2 resorted to cannibalism after 3-4 days, ate him raw, didn’t even attempt to clean the blood, and then just set his body adrift with the life jacket still on with no care if he was found kinda make me choose the monster over them
What's funny is that he still had meat on him, so they could've gotten 1, maybe 2 more meals out of him.
What’s funny is I can go a lot longer than 3-4 days.
Couldn't have been me. No way I'd leave him sitting out for 3 days going bad. Gotta cook him all up while he's fresh and make jerky out of the leftovers so it can last
@MsKJackson831 There is plenty of salt out in the ocean to preserve him with.
@@KillerChrono666 gotta boil it out if you want it usable. Raw is the only way when you're stuck on a raft like that pile of poo.
i had a dream once that many of the stars we see in the sky are not stars, but are in fact the lights from giant space angler fish. Can thank the Outer Wilds for that one.
Bro I remember the first time I went to that plant with the anglers I got eaten instantly because I was curious about those lights
@@arlinleedy4944prey activity
I will never play that game now thank you that is freaking terrifying to imagine
Thanks for the random spoilers...
@@goldengolem4670 the game has been out for forever now at this point, get over it and quit stalling on playing the game.
👮- "can you describe the killer for me?"
👩- "it's big and it stinks"
"Oh, and here's it's head"
I would have said it's big and it comes out of the water to hunt at night
👮♂️: "Well obviously not my p*nis... It's only one of those things.
...
I'll leave it to your imagination."
@@Landon-vx4bnlike Urkel!
"So he's a big French guy?"
honestly the hole to it’s lair looked so perfectly symmetrical i had assumed it was the entrance of a spaceship and it was a creature from a water world that’s either stuck here or just enjoys our planet.
I like that story, makes a lot of sense.
"why are you doing this!?"
"ArE yOu KiDdInG, tHiS iS mY vAcAtIoN"
I have a book series you might like.
@@chrisdufresne9359Oh?
@christopherclayton5500 It's a series set in the "future". It's called Starsea Invaders. The concept is neat enough.
I have been an ocean lifeguard for nearly 20 years. Going into the ocean with a lifevest on where there is shore/sandbar/reef break is more dangerous than going in with out. Usually when you want to get past a wave you should go under or through the wave. With a lifevest on you are forced to go over the wave. If you are in a bad position when the wave breaks it will pick you up and slam you down onto the shore/sandbar/reef. This can and will result in broken bones around the head, neck, and shoulders as those are the parts of the body the lifevest is intended to keep above water. If you are near breaking waves do not wear a lifevest, if you do not know how to swim well, simply do not go into any water especially the ocean. You also end up more prone to rip currents when you are forced to float and can not keep your feet down. It becomes harder to get back into shallow water and back to shore if you are limited in your movement. Wearing a lifevest in this situation may not save you calories, and will 100% increase your chances of getting injured if you are not a strong swimmer.
^ this is 100% correct.
Also another tip: Do NOT try to fight against a rip current. You will tire yourself almost immediately out and still be dragged away to drown. You have to swim with the current while slightly aiming towards the beach and using any wave's momentum to your advantage. You'll probably have a long walk back to your spot... Learn to float on your back to rest, too.
Happened to me when I was about 11. And I was a teeny kid (I'm 31 now, 5'3" and 118lbs). Luckily, I had been training for/competing in competitive swimming for 5 yrs by that time, so I had an advantage and knew the rules to escape such a current. I WAS stupid and swam out to see what a floating thing was (never saw what it was, I realized a bit too late that it was way bigger and further than I thought) but once I looked back to the beach, I realized I was already half a mile down from our spot and moving rapidly further away and out to sea. It happened quick. One minute I was not too far from shore, aiming for the 'thing' and next I know 'thing' is still in front of me a little closer (it was also in the current), but I am NOWHERE near anyone else.
My body felt like melting jelly by the time I got to my towel and flopped down. I didn't want to admit I was that stupid (I did know better), so I never told my family how terrifying and dangerous it really was. I just told them I got distracted chasing fish down the beach in the shallows and ended up down the shore.
Also, to preempt anyone asking why no one was looking for me, it's the curse/blessing of the middle child - they kinda forgot about me lol. Also at that time, there were cars on the beach and it was pretty busy, so line of sight was easy to break.
@@fyre9123 I am glad you got out of the rip current. Always swim infront of a lifeguard, always listen to a lifeguard, and always do as a lifeguard instructs. We are there to keep you safe and keep you alive. We are almost always happy to explain why we want you to be in specific sections of the beach and why we want you to move to different ones... unless rescues are popping off and we are actively saving people. Public health is always our number one goal and concern.
This is why I stay firmly on land
‘There is a saying that exists amongst our species that is totally and one hundred percent factually correct, “don’t trust a big butt and a smile” and for good reason, have you ever taken a look at what’s down there?’
Truer words were never spoken
Which hole are we talking about again?
“Poison” taught us well.
If there's a big butt with a smile, I'll be absolutely terrified, that's for sure.
I love Bell biv Devo
The entire island is on fire at night and planes still can't spot her.
Oh they can spot her. They unlike her knew exactly why you don't land on that island.
@@qwefg3planes can't land on this island, but even so
It bleeds doesn't it, doesn't seem like this fish thing would be hard to kill
@@brandonfoley7519couple shotguns, rifles and NVGs and that problem goes away real quick
@5:20 The coconut that guy drank was on his kitchen counter for months, wasn't it? Like it was rotten in the core from all that time and he just was like 'o yeah, I should probably drink that finally'
Yeah, the guy had a sip realized it was rotten and then broke it open to reveal a slimy slurry inside. He was dead less than 24 hours later.
@@michaelkoukaras7515He ate an entire petri dish lmao.
@@comradecameron3726, I just don't understand the guys reasoning. "Hey, I've had this here coconut on my countertop for months now guess I should finally drink it."
@@michaelkoukaras7515Darwinism
Then there was that newer one that came out about the entire family who died from eating fermented corn noodles, where he was saying the same thing can happen with fermented coconut. Basically, just don't leave a corn- or coconut-based food sitting around at room temperature for long periods, and then attempt to eat it. God that was horrifying
Goddddd I freaking hate it when characters are as vague as possible about the threat. It's like they don't want everyone to know what they're dealing with but wants everyone to die
I mean, why not
The reason you don't say "zombie" is because they person immediately assumes you are crazy. This though, she could just say some kind of large animal that comes from the water.
Yeah that's what I was thinking, just say "some kind of creature that comes out at night"
Large carnivorous amphibian.
So a zombie, girl you crazy
@@sinned6usnothing about an animal being large or amphibious specifically would suggest anything to do with zombies
she could say, something like a saltwater crocodile. Crocodiles also are able to sprint pretty fast.
@@Blasted2Oblivion I mean, you don't want to tell people it's a croc because then they'll think they're safe if they're far enough from the water. You don't want people thinking they're safe in a survival situation when they are in fact in extreme danger. Danger is very motivating.
Be honest, tell them it's something you can't identify in terms of species, and it may be a new species (an entirely rational possibility to anyone who knows anything about ocean life), but it is very large, fast, dangerous, predatory and capable of moving on land. If they don't believe you, start making more improvised weapons and select the most defensible position on the island to move the camp to. Play it cool with your fellow survivors and don't antagonize them, and once they actually see for themselves that you're not lying, they'll likely be willing to pick up a spear and help you defend against this thing.
People in bad movies like these are just written to have IQ's of like 80 and zero intuition/social skills whenever the plot needs the tension to be upped.
fun fact: human eyes don’t reflect light the same way dogs & cats do: so if you shine a light or take a picture & see bright eyes shining back, that thing is not human:
Yea that’s pretty common knowledge & it’s due to a lens that canines/ felines possess that we don’t due to them being capable at hunting at night
blue hole monster was what they called me in uni
They called me Happy in Uni which was nice of them.
Ah, another Blitz fan
They call me “hey you behind the bushes!”
More courteous than "blue waffle"
Lucky. They called me "bitch"
The water doesn't block UV, at least at the depth the majority of this movie takes place. Being an underwater photographer, I have to make sure I'm wearing at least a rash guard in tropical water, a head cover of some kind to keep my scalp from being cooked, and either gloves or sun screen to protect my hands from sunburn. You'd have to go below 30ft to start seeing reduced UV, depending on water quality and clarity
Pretty sure he was referring to the blue hole that it lived in.
Me, fighting off roanoke to save myself from being eaten
(we are half an hour into the hour long kayaking trip)
"Starting With the Feet" almost 30 mins. It took almost thirty minutes for you to say the thing but boy was it worth it
but there is the feet frame at 15:20 :O
The reason we haven't fully explored the ocean is because the governments of the world are hiding a treasure from an ancient pirate that could threaten there rule if found
One Piece gang rise up
The kraken
So, the gold sunk in the ocean from the spanish conolization?
THE ONE PIECE IS REAL !!!!!!
El dorado is in the sea?
I have a theory, The fish on the beach. Just like how she caught and crushed up small fish as bait for the bigger fish, is it possible the creature left fish on the beach as bait for human prey?
Don't think I've forgotten about you covering the strigori from The Strain, Roanoke.
I remember that show from back in the day.
Wasn’t that the one with some worm thing
@@paulysmallz8095vampire/ worm parasite thing, yeah
@@josephstalin839after seeing what that baldy did in shameless I couldn't watch the show anymore or Billions 🤮
@@paulysmallz8095yeah they were vampires with a large worm like tongue they used to drain blood and infect others. And they infect people with parasitic worms.
@RoanokeGaming regarding the Aquatic Ape Theory... The person who brought forth the theory actually regrets calling it that, and it has nothing to do with mermaids, like many people believe. The theory states that apes began developing bipedalism as a result of living on the coast or in/near swamps. Through the need to carry objects while moving in these spaces, they began adopting an upright posture, freeing up the arms for carrying instead of supporting weight. It does not, and never did, have anything to do with apes returning to the ocean to become mermaids. Which absolutely did not stop the conspiracy theorists, or the History Channel, from running with their new head canon.
Humanity coming from an aquatic ancestor was an idea I had as a kid to explain why there are people everywhere including all those weird isolated islands or cave societies.
Fino-Korean Hyper War intensifies.
It's a mer-MAN, Dad!
"History" Channel
My favorite scene in this movie is when she shoots the flare and reveals the monster just how the scene is shot looks so good to me. Also Roanoke you should cover the virus in uncharted 1 and the Amber in uncharted 2 and the mutations they cause to humans.
18:08 Octopus are Cephalopods, Brachiopods are a totally different taxonomic group
As a paleo student, I confirm this statement
Fun fact hermit crabs live for 40 years in the wild and 15 in captivity
Depends on the species, there are over 800. One of the more common species in the pet trade, the Ecuadorian hermit crab, regularly lives to over 30 years in captivity and only lives to 3 or 4 in the wild, excluding the 90% that never make it past the fry stage.
@@benjaminsmith3843 Also depends on the quality of care of course, since hermit crabs, like all pets, do need a proper environment in order to thrive
@garg4531 true, but I would hope that properly caring for your pets would go without saying.
@@underwailer I had a hermit crab that didn't last 15 minutes.
Yeah, this is very misleading as a comment lol. There are so many types of hermit crab, from the teeny tiny little marine hermit crabs, to the truly giant. Heck, the coconut crab is, I am pretty sure, very closely related to a regular old land dwelling pet hermit crab.
Sooo, she set up a trap for 2 days, and also on separate occassions made a spear and dug a hole. Why then, didn't she make a spike trap? She's clearly capable of digging a hole, and so close to the sea she should be capable of digging a deep enough pit, fill it with sharp sticks, and make a somewhat solid cover.
I don't make a hobby out of digging spike traps so I can't give you any proper answer but I can think of a few reasons:
1 - The hole would have to be too deep as the creature is quite tall
2 - The creature is probably quite heavy so there may not be anything strong enough
3 - She has to deal with sand and I imagine she hates sand because it's rough and it's coarse and it gets everywhere... and it probably doesn't provide stability for the spikes
@@justsomeguyinouterspace8623
1. it just needs to be like 1-3 feet deep. Just enough to hide spikes that will cripple it when it steps on them.
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2. Strong enough for what?
We saw her stab it with a stick, if the spikes penetrate and then break that is even better because it will fester.
3. have you walked on sand? Only the top really moves. Unless it is an earthquake or flood most of it doesn’t go anywhere.
@@justsomeguyinouterspace8623 points 1 and 2 I grant you, though from what the movie showed with how much wood she had access to, I would say there should be enough sticks similar to the one she used for the spear that she could make a plaform from them. Some clever binding should also make it so that when it breaks, it would tip the creature forward, since I don't think whatever platform she made would hold up the creature long enough. But maybe it would hold for it to get over the pit to fall into it? And it doesn't need to be too deep, it should be possible for her to dig it to be around 1m deep, enough that she would be able to climb out and actually dig it, though if she hid somehow and continued digging on the following day. Just needs to be wide enough to be able to catch it.
Honestly the most reliable part here is the stability of the pit. This close to the beach the sand would be wet deeper in, and she should be able to reinforce the sides with wet sand for long enough to set the trap up.
With all these videos having to do with the ocean you know people will not stop until Roanoke covers Subnautica
I think he said "hell no" in one of his videos, but I doubt the "pls do subnautica" crowd will be deterred
@@insertedgynamehere___969 my thoughts exactly
@@insertedgynamehere___969 I don't know why, it's not like there's anglerfish in it 😇
The music in the background of this video IS the subnautica theme, I’m pretty sure.
@@InflammatoryCommentMakersounds like it
Woah woah woah. Are you telling me Dr Phil isn't a real doctor? But he checked my prostate all those times. "And how does that make you feel?"
I've got a one up on the Anglerfish. The Sarcastic Fringehead, a true abomination of the ocean.
Thing goes from derpy to the vampires from blade 2
Ah, the Yautja Eel
Goblin Shark! It has ejecting teeth and is FUUUUUUUGLY
Or to keep the theme Gulper Eel, a creature that looks like not eating something was an afterthought.
ill one up you as well, the bobbit worm.
@@badprofessional7309 Ti's but a mini Threasher Maw
The underlying wisdom I get from a lot of these videos is: always make a spear
Good wisdom. Range is what won humanity its spot at number 1.
@@AngryGerbils The "melee weapon" youtubers I've seen seem to agree as well lol.
we conquered the world with pointy stick and fire if you can make something better make something better but at the very minimum pointy stick force multiplier better than no force multiplier
@@Sarindanvelor Kinda like how we never got past throwing rocks. We just made better ways of throwing better rocks.
Pointy stick supremacy
The vacuum of space is easy to build around if there's a leak and if the shell is strong enough you can just patch the hole compared to the crushing pressure of the ocean where if there's a small weak point the whole section at least will warp leading to it crushing.
Because there is only 1 bar pressure vs 10 at 100m
“Insert Futurama reference”
I think Roanoke's absolute disdain for Angler Fish psyop'd me into have that same energy when acknowledging their existence.
I think angle fish's existence itself psyops anyone i to having no reapect for those abominations. The more you learn about them (and their related species), the more you want to believe there are no gods. Because the idea of living in a universe where one or more super powerful creator chose to create this things is quite frankly terrifying.
I feel like there's water dwelling creatures that deserve far more disdain than the poor angler fish. Bobbit worms for one. The Candiru in the Amazon for another. You will never have an issue with an angler fish. A small fish that swims up your urethra on the other hand is way scarier to me.
I didn't expect the "He didn't make A recovery" 🤣
I remember watching this movie a few years ago. I thought it would just be am island survival thriller, i didn't really read anything about it. But i remember just how fast my heart sank when she saw that thing standing in the water. I love a good creature-feature.
Seeing as you mentioned the Wolf eel I have something else I want to share
Staying on the topic of eels did you know that Moray Eels have a secondary jaw at the base of their throat kinda like Xenomorph just minus the tongue part
It's an actual evolution that helps them catch their prey. No real idea why only one type of animal has it, but it helps them get a better grip on fish they catch, since they're mainly ambush predators.
@@randomscottishchick9132 When it bites your thigh and you bleed and die, that's a moray!
The hero not only double tapping the baddie, but taking its head as proof is such a refreshing change of pace! About time someone did this!
How many movie heroes get back only to be called mad or otherwise disbelieved? Not this gal, she has its friggin head as proof! Metal as heck!
Schizophrenic guy final days
Schizophrenic guy: (Look at the monster hunting sharks in the water) Holy fuck, did you see that!?
Friend: (shake their head)
Schizophrenic guy: Oh. Gosh.. I am gonna need some stronger med, these pills aren't working.
*S I X D A Y S L A T E R*
Blue hole monster: (Sneak close to the crazy person)
Schizophrenic guy: (Leave a sigh as he walk toward the looming entity) Look, fish person. I know you aren't real, I mean bipedal landshark. Really? I might not be all there, but this is too much even for me. So, why don't you go back to that dark corner of my mind you emerged from, and hangout with all the repressed memories from my childhood. Ok? (Gently tap the monster on the shoulder)
Blue hole monster: (Slowly turns his head at the guy)
*F O U R S E C O N D S L A T E R*
Schizophrenic guy being torn apart: Oh my god, this isn't an hallucination. I am being eaten alive! Somebody help that monster is about to kill me! (Extend arm toward his friend)
Friend looking at him from behind a rock: (Vanish into tin air)
Schizophrenic guy: FUCKING SUGAR PILLS! HAARRRGHHH- (Get dragged into the deep)
I think that's a new record for how quickly you can rip into the angler fish for existing in a video. 15 seconds.
I only saw this movie once like 7 years ago and was never able to find it again. I saw this notification and I clicked so damn fast.
It's actually a decent creature feature
@@bbwayne11 Definitely. I had it downloaded and watched it at night next to a lake. Definitely felt a little creeped out but really enjoyed it.
@@spyguy888 That's awesome!! Makes the movie more immersive.
Yeah, Netflix had it but it's not on there anymore.
@@max666tall yep that’s what I had it downloaded on. Watched it and that movie Power about the pills that gave people animal based superpowers.
Honestly taking it's head has gotta be the smartest move she made. Nobody in these movies ever has the brains to bring back proof of the monster they killed, if she makes it home she's gonna be famous.
No, it was a snack in case she gets hungry. Fresh sushi!
@@aGORILLA-g7l parasites go brr
She's been playing too much Witcher smh
Government: H E L L O
One day, Roanoke or one of us is going to find a horror movie about angler fish
I just checked and there is a movie called Angler fish but it doesn't have a good rating.
@@ahardworker2154 doesn't matter. Piranaconda was trash too
@@Flt.Hawkeye true
All I've found for that was the awful trailer... and reminded there was a literal island size anglerfish in Sinbad
Leviathan I believe had a creature that was a mutated angler fish. Or genetically engineered. I don't recall which.
The funniest thing in the movie was her little observation bunker on the beach. It was so obvious, it was just silly.
It staggers the mind to see Roanoke so afraid of Angler Fish in a world where Hag fish and Lampreys exist
Or viperfish for that matter. Or ticks, or giant isopods
Or the purely evil SOBs known as.... Dolphins. If you know, you know.
@@ericlamb4501shut up giant isopods are just deep sea puppies
Or bobbit worms...
cuttlefish
16:35 saw the movie awhile back and I had the same complaints. Like lady, you saw this thing, stop describing it like you're a 5-year old.
Horror movies where people are vague genuinely piss me off so much, she could have easily said “hey there’s some kind of large animal that comes out to hunt at night,I’m going to make you some spears and please keep them on you, it’s cool if you think I’m going crazy or whatever but just carry the spear with you” reminds me of like the dreams you have where you’re trying to tell someone something but you completely lose the ability to speak
Or, ya know, shown them the footprints it clearly would have left all over the beach lol
@@mikemurphy5898 that too!
This is one of my favorite creature flicks. It kind of reminds me of Animal where the concept was simple, but through the performance of the actors, the final product turned out thoroughly entertaining. Kiersey absolutely nailed this role!
Roanoke talking about monsters in holes? Now this is a good time.
You know you're watching a Roanoke video, if an Anglerfish gets insulted after 15sec flat. I just love this channel!
Imagine the goddamn struggle to sit down in your couch with back facing knees.
The previous group had a member who was implied to have schizophrenia. My thought is that she saw it and they didn't believe her🥺
I would like to point out the fire she lit at the end of the movie for fighting the monster was more a weapon then a trap since she was using it to not only dry out its gills but also poison it with the smoke which is why it's having such a hard time breathing and is bleeding from them towards the end.
"This our planet, and it can catch these hands at any point in time." Was the hardest fact I've heard you spit.
Grant us feet Roanoke
Tf did I stumble onto
Take your sexual fantasies elsewhere
I miss when that was the bigger joke than the Angler Fish
What?
Starting with the feet.
Yep. I'm a part of the long-standing beef with coral. Took a slice out of my butt cheek. Very upsetting.
Tinfoil hat time!
Im going with military project. Those weren't search planes. They were surveillance planes. Thats why they ignored the flare. Crashing where they did was not a coincidence either.
Really enjoyed this. You actually provide interesting insight and analysis as opposed to other channels that just go through a movie describing each scene and adding nothing of value.
i want to see how Roanoke will fit a Angler Fish slander on a desert based movie, straight up
i never get tired of the amazing theories.. this is definitely one of the cooler ones you came up with
Awesome video dude! Ive been wanting to see a video on this one for a while! Thanks bro
Wolf eels may be hideous, but I've seen videos and such showing how nice they often are. Pretty much been called the "old folks" of the sea because of how they look and generally docile they are.
Happy to see you covering this creature. I been doing a lot of viewing on pre-historic eras and speculative biology so this fits right at home!
If I'm waiting and not moving, I literally always clasps my hands behind my back 😂
I knew I would be a good video because everytime the ocean brought up the hatred for angler fish isn’t far behind
I haven't watched the video but am so excited to do so, I love this movie so much and think it deserves more attention than it gets. It was a fun creature feature.
Did you mean mollusks and/or cephalopods every time you say brachiopods, because octopus are not brachiopods, they're cephalopods, a class of mollusks. Also, I'm not sure if living in water lodged sand counts as "existing on land for extended periods of time" but there are terrestrial mollusks, snails. Lastly, many people don't know what the difference between bivalves and brachiopods is and so think they are the same thing, the difference is where the axis of symmetry on the shells is and whether they use their muscles to keep their shells closed or to open them.
Him mentioning the field days channel is a shout out I didn't know I needed, love the guy over there his videos are sick and it's cool to see Roanoke mention him
the Anglerfish beef continues
Its on sight
@RoanokeGaming why are you even in a position to see the thing?
@@RoanokeGamingRoanoke, what’s your opinion on Monk Fish?
"Starting with the feet..." always gets me.
Man I love your videos so much 🤣
I haven't heard the term Long Pig in years.
Thank you for the childhood memories.
“Or you’re getting a taste for long pig at night and sleep eating” The long pork reference had my dying
I can see why she wanted to break up with him during vacation. He took control of a situation without considering the knowledge of the person who survived on the island for an extended period of time. He didn't even consider beleieving his gf, or ex gf, when she was obviously afraid and said something dangerous was there. He also decided to talk about the beeakup attempt while she was tued up to a tree. He should have untied her first at least. She can't steal the raft if they keep an eye on her.
I’ve said this before, but I still cannot get over how common sense Roanoke’s ways of fighting back are. A lot of “how to beat” channels (I know this isn’t one of them, but still) either have incredibly convoluted ideas or just go with the edgy “yeah I’m the lone wolf who would sacrifice everyone to get out, I’m so cool” move. Meanwhile, Roanoke just says the most obvious solution.
When I watched a recap of that movie, some people talked about the idea of that beeing a Water Wendigo because of the cannibalism stuff.
I love the videos. I have a weird idea. Could you do a video on the sharktapus movie? And how it could be a thing "hypothetically "
Thank you for finally covering this movie
was NOT expecting the Field Days shoutout
Roanoke revealing he watches two channels I also enjoy is just icing on the cake of a nice video
Can't wait to watch this one!
Hey I love your content. I'm a marine biologist so I always feel sad when you make fun of the ocean, but that's a separate issue. Quick clarification, while both brachiopods and mollusks have hemocyanin octopus are in the phylum mollusca along with bivalves, which include clams and all snails and terrestrial slugs. Brachiopods while they look clam like they are a distinct group.
14:09 being on the opposite side from the hole would probably be good at least
This was such a thorough video I am genuinely impressed. Great quality, I will recommend this to my friends.
Could you do a video where you create a fictional zombie scenario and virus. Mainly focusing on the virus aspect using some generic zombie. On how a realistic virus would work and what kind of real viruses could turn zombified, like if rabies or the flu could? Also what would happen to the zombie and it's body? How would the virus affect the brain, blood? How well would the human immune system work against it? Just a really detailed look into the possibility of zombies.
Coconuts were used as IVs a few times in history where supplies were desperately needed (like in WWII).
My Mom and Dad are retired Corpsmen (Dad spent most of his time with the Marines and Mom did a lot in medical research) when my Dad was sent to Vietnam his training included using them he said the way they phrased it was "This will be an important tool WHEN you run out of supply to start making your own." They boiled the coconut 'juice' first them allowed it to cool when there's time to stock up and prepare for when it is needed but if there's not enough time then risk using it raw since it gave an option better than nothing.
aquatic ape is a hypothesis and not a theory. a hypothesis means it hasn't stood up to rigorous testing. Clint's Reptiles explained the difference between hypothesis/theory/law in his recent evolution videos. which he got flak for because he believes in God, which is unfortunate, because he did a good job.
20:05 😂I work with 200 dogs and I 100% walk like this because I AM the pack lead in that yard and every single one of those dogs knows it , that hands behind the back walk is what I do when I’m walking the yard watching them play and watching them behave , and I know all I have to do is call a dogs name and give him my “upset dad” look and he will behave 😂
I love intelligence can be measured on whether you'd punch a fish or not 😂
The Aquatic Ape theory isn't so much about our swimming abilities but about how eating fatty fish might have boosted our brain size and cognitive capabilities.
I very much doubt the creator gave it as much thought as you did. They just went to for the carnivorous merman monster.
With a not-so-subtle Anti-White lens.
I mean, most movies don't put that much thought into their creatures, beyond the visual.
That's why this kind of speculation is so much fun imo
@@CorruptDemocratsJ6I am confused, what did you mean by this?
@@ThyFloorestFloor The creators made the monster a metaphor for trump.
@@CorruptDemocratsJ6 Awww do you need a hug? Are you feeling oppressed with all that power you have?
Another great Roanoke dive, and greeted with a dunking on my down the road neighboring lake Minnetonka
It's the guy with the shark head from the DC universe. He got fired and now is drunk all the time
Edit: He also is french
Ah, he’s French, that explains it
I've always been a really strong swimmer, I can essentially tread water indefinitely. I've always found that swimming with a life jacket slows me down and actually makes me more tired as I have to use a larger range of motion per stroke. I've only ever seen a life jacket as something that will keep me from sinking and drowning if I'm unconscious in the water.
The space and ocean comparison is "totally and 100% correct"... No! Not even in the slightest. We know more about the surface of the moon and even mars than the ocean floor, but that's it. But space... wtf man.
The main problem with just ripping coral out of your body is that if even a tiny piece of coral remains, *it will grow*. It will take root and start growing inside of your wound.
”Humanity number 1, stay strapped or get clapped”.
Oh man I have loved this movie since I saw it on Netflix a few years ago and am so happy to see it getting some attention! Such a charming and strangely calming little creature feature. Love the idea of it being an aquatic primate.
Also if you need an idea for another video I’ve wondered for quite a while what your thoughts on the Audrey II plant from ‘Little shop of Horrors’ are.
The word you were looking for was “Putrefying”
Watched this just a few days ago and was thinking "I would love to hear Roanoke's take on this" 😆