The HORRIFIC ALIEN In Sting Explained

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  • You hate this. I hate things. All of Humanity hates this. Humans are hardwired to react to things that scuttle and brother this thing is S C U T T L I N G. But given this creatures origins and its propensity to hunt, where exactly did it come from? Lets explain that in todays episode!
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  • @RoanokeGaming
    @RoanokeGaming  3 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    Thanks for watching guys! I am currently doing a tough mudder as this drops so If you are in Nashville TN, Ill see you there lol
    Otherwise, if you want to support the channel! www.roanokemerch.com
    Gaming Channel: www.youtube.com/@roanokegames2979

    • @DjCleric
      @DjCleric 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      FIRST reply.
      LOLX

    • @newbornviking9721
      @newbornviking9721 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Roanoke Gaming Could you Please make a video on The Centaurs From mortal Kombat

    • @JJmike36-50
      @JJmike36-50 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      finally papa Roanoke noticed me typing pls do a breakdown on the movie called STING for the fourth time ☠️👍

    • @calebbrown6735
      @calebbrown6735 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I actively have been shivering at every time I see this spider doing shit that it.... Well, it is inexplicably creepy. But I get it. I love sharks and how docile they can be. The same could be said for spiders. However. This is spiders we are talking about... Too many eyes and legs. Without the taste of crab.

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Can we change gaming to lore on this channel.

  • @ConRHD
    @ConRHD 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1213

    "If spiders were the size of a small dog they would be a legitimate threat" Spiders in Australia are the size of a pea but are legitimate threats

    • @hedonistic_goblin7390
      @hedonistic_goblin7390 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      I'm religious and ive always said Australia is why God decided to take a break

    • @primexample8912
      @primexample8912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      They were about the size of a human head eons and eons ago...

    • @overlord1676
      @overlord1676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

      ​@@hernehaugen6878the australian Funnel spider can kill a human in 15 minutes with just one bite

    • @housewilma4904
      @housewilma4904 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hernehaugen6878 uh black widows? brown recluses? ring any bells? one of the most common posions people actually die from a animal source nowdays?

    • @hernehaugen6878
      @hernehaugen6878 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@overlord1676Fucking how, cardiac arrest?

  • @IchigoKurosaki_
    @IchigoKurosaki_ 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +701

    (Giant spider devouring a person)
    Ronoke with flamethrower: "Starting with the feet, we see that they're still suseptible to fire"

    • @foxglow6798
      @foxglow6798 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

      Nah Roanoke would go long range like with a fucking hellfire missile or something lol

    • @photomasterstudios9495
      @photomasterstudios9495 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      @@foxglow6798 that and bunker busters for good measure

    • @sssssssshhhhhhh
      @sssssssshhhhhhh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      If it's small, kill it. If it's big, burn it. If it's as big as your forearm, the house is his now.

    • @photomasterstudios9495
      @photomasterstudios9495 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@sssssssshhhhhhh neither termninid, tyranid, nor arachnid shall ever know the sweet taste of victory in this house.

    • @sssssssshhhhhhh
      @sssssssshhhhhhh 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@photomasterstudios9495 FOR THE EMPEROR!!!

  • @Rhizeku
    @Rhizeku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1014

    I will never get tired of the angler fish slander. Fun fact: the largest Angler Fish ever caught was 6ft and 130 pounds. Absolute nightmare fuel.

    • @Docnomania
      @Docnomania 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Omg 😳
      I had no idea they could get that big... wtaf...

    • @erikwilliams1562
      @erikwilliams1562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      It's not slander if it's true

    • @H3avy_1
      @H3avy_1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      I could have gone my whole life without knowing that info.

    • @Necrotron
      @Necrotron 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I need pictures

    • @Docnomania
      @Docnomania 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Necrotron 😂😂 i dont

  • @Unitedtribute
    @Unitedtribute 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +452

    "Mommy wide thighs" is one of the best lines ever.

    • @blankman4725
      @blankman4725 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Im pretty sure it was wide thighs

    • @Docnomania
      @Docnomania 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@blankman4725 you are correct, but it is still one of the best lines. I loved it lol

    • @HashknightGaming
      @HashknightGaming 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Wide*

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Absolutely what got my instalike today. I legit had to pause the video and get over my laughing fit before I could keep going. 10/5, beyond perfect.

  • @DarkcIoud1111.
    @DarkcIoud1111. 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +310

    I loved the intro to this movie, having the old woman hire a string of exterminators when they die because she forgot.

    • @sinjin8576
      @sinjin8576 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

      It is some naked gun tier comedy out of nowhere. Its wonderful

    • @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus
      @RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      I’d love for this to be in a movie, after a certain point it just looks like someone is hosting an exterminator convention at the building with all the pest control trucks outside.

    • @Skunkfan76
      @Skunkfan76 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      no shit its the funniest thing ive ever seen

    • @Paradox_Incognito
      @Paradox_Incognito หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Actually made me gasp out loud. A wonderful use of the character for storytelling!

  • @primexample8912
    @primexample8912 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +629

    Not Even One Minute In And Roanoke is Already lnsulting The Anglerfish 💀

    • @kathleenb7031
      @kathleenb7031 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm surprised that their s**ual parasitism has never come up in the anglerfish hatefest.

    • @Kingzeeop
      @Kingzeeop 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🤣🤣

    • @Burnam36
      @Burnam36 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Classic.

    • @andyMutale
      @andyMutale 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      The content im here for

    • @kyze8284
      @kyze8284 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      A prime example of why he is a gigachad

  • @Vazik05
    @Vazik05 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +178

    "forest fires would ignite for no reason"
    "giant bugs because more oxygen"
    I think that's the reason. Even the planet was like "wtf have I done?"

    • @crazytalk8120
      @crazytalk8120 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      God saw the error of his ways

    • @vla1ne
      @vla1ne 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      If enough giant spiders congregate, mother nature decides to delete the area.

    • @KABLAMMATS
      @KABLAMMATS 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      ​@@crazytalk8120 no, we still here

  • @MultiKeto
    @MultiKeto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +402

    we need a movie like this called "light" about a land going anglerfish. just for roanoke

    • @justinbotkin
      @justinbotkin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Ooh or maybe "Mangler"

    • @burtemis1
      @burtemis1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      I’ve got $50 for the crowdfund.

    • @InVinoVeratas
      @InVinoVeratas 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      And the light used, somehow only attracts him towards the Angler fish, this is a personified horror, just for him 🐟

    • @Bryan-uw1ny
      @Bryan-uw1ny 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      😂

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      What if a mad AI in a pharmaceutical lab crossed the DNA of an anglerfish with a goliath bird eater tarantula?

  • @mairimelodies
    @mairimelodies 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    ‘How the chihuahua survives all of this is beyond me’, even alien spiders aren’t ballsy enough to go after a chihuahua. There’s a reason the Aztecs used those vicious lil buggers to guard against snakes 🐍

    • @sirith9157
      @sirith9157 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      What's even funnier is... Where did they even come from? Like literally. We're they just roaming around in huge packs? How the F did they hunt? They have a fighting capacity of a toddler with foam noddle

    • @NerdAlert42
      @NerdAlert42 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      ​​@@sirith9157bro clearly you've never faced a class of children wielding pool noodles 😂😂
      Every last one of them gets possessed by bloodlust lmao

    • @katiejuby
      @katiejuby 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      i thought maybe its sweater smelled like moth balls

    • @mairimelodies
      @mairimelodies 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@katiejuby that is also a possibility

    • @AlejandroGonzalez-wy4mv
      @AlejandroGonzalez-wy4mv 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      Yeah it was the mothball smell guessing why grandma doesn’t get got is because she smells/is near the smell as she makes sweaters

  • @-Luna-tic.exe-
    @-Luna-tic.exe- 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    "Hes just spider-ing....MENACINGLY"

  • @Kosta_Man
    @Kosta_Man 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    11:01 "the spider continues being the spider" is such an amazing quote lmao

  • @shadeofimpurity7515
    @shadeofimpurity7515 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +93

    I'm killing it in Roanoke bingo today, we are 10ish minutes in and I've already got anglerfish, Amy, and obscure southern slang.

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But no car. He even managed to work a truck into a more recent video where there weren't any vehicles at all. *Because* there weren't any vehicles. Could've at least told us how much pressure the garbage compactor would have had and compared it to the crushing force of being hit with a really nice truck had someone managed to get a truck into the building to fight the spider with. ... *takes notes for future movie*

  • @TheDigitalApple
    @TheDigitalApple 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +531

    Took this long for Roanoke to cover Sting due to the lack of feet to start with.

  • @ifrgt2stdy
    @ifrgt2stdy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +77

    Quick fact about the Goliath Bird Eater: they actually don’t actively hunt birds, but they are opportunistic. People speculated that when this specie was found eating a bird, the bird was either already dead or was injured.

  • @Core-1948
    @Core-1948 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +99

    Jumping spider: we vibe
    any other type of spider: WAR, DEATH, FIRE, BURN!!!!

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      What about the "black lab of tarantulas:" the Brazilian black tarantula?

    • @InanisNihil
      @InanisNihil 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Unlike non jumping spiders.. jumping spiders actually are by far the most intelligent spider.. not even close... they are amoung if not the most intelligent arachnids... they display high awareness of their surroundings AND other awareness of other animals... it was said that they might possess the intelligent of say a 1 year old human... as we know jumping are absolutely extremely curious animals... which makes sense as 1year humans are highly curious aswell... no other spiders actively stare u down and move/turn with ur movements... they don't freeze and hope u ain't notice.. they just keep u in their sight 😆

    • @SlenderWolf109
      @SlenderWolf109 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I like all spiders (I just think they're neat! I did my undergrad research on and am super into creepy crawly critters) But I think the generally more chill vibes toward jumping spiders might, in part, have to do with their fuzziness and their almost catlike behaviors. They kind of act like funny little cats, and even chase laser pointers.
      That, and they've got a LOT of positive press- Lucas, peacock jumping spider mating dance video edits, the cute little pictures and videos of them with water drops on their heads. There isn't a Lucas equivalent for other medically insignificant spiders like wolf spiders, huntsmen, house spiders, orbweavers... You get the point.

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *KILL MAIM BURN OUR KIN SHALL CONSUME YOU

    • @depressedTrent
      @depressedTrent 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@SlenderWolf109 they're also really tiny. I can guarantee you that if jumping spider was at size of any of the other spiders, no one would vibe with them even for money. :D

  • @therandm1-621
    @therandm1-621 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +156

    0:24 At least we have the option to kill spiders with fire. That strategy doesn’t work so well with the anglerfish

    • @joshuamillins5389
      @joshuamillins5389 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Plasma burns just as well underwater as in the air.

    • @phecto
      @phecto 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      If you failed, you used insufficient fire

    • @joshuamillins5389
      @joshuamillins5389 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@phecto I recommend Phosphex. Good stuff so much so the Mechanicus deliberately lost the formula.

    • @obi1kenobidog88
      @obi1kenobidog88 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Purification by fire!
      Anglerfish might need molten lava, or electrical damage.

    • @thelonelywhale219
      @thelonelywhale219 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      You have not tried hard enough

  • @coltclassic45
    @coltclassic45 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +89

    I was browsing through Amazon looking at Halloween costumes and found an anglerfish. I immediately thought of Roanoke. Lol

    • @AgentNintaku
      @AgentNintaku 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Was it "Sexy Anglerfish"?

  • @ivanvelazquez1783
    @ivanvelazquez1783 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    9:48 anyone else love the parts where he makes references to past videos and things he’s said like they’re our own inside jokes because I sure do

  • @Stallion-EC
    @Stallion-EC 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    I have an army of jumping spiders. I saved a preggo one, and 4 generations they have stopped the constant ant invasion and terminate most bugs. Also low key cute and curious

    • @poiuytrewq11422
      @poiuytrewq11422 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Bro you literally became spider yahweh

  • @GenderFluidDragonKing
    @GenderFluidDragonKing 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +46

    Spiders eat my enemies so I'm chill them being in the corner of my room, wear droplets of water as hats, their eyes are basically telescopes, webs are ridiculously strong, some look like they have paws, and shake ass to attract mates (male peacock spiders).
    So overall I have a special place in my heart for them.

    • @davidarredondo2017
      @davidarredondo2017 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nice try eight leg-ed FREAK!

    • @stephanybrown3226
      @stephanybrown3226 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      Jumping and peacock spiders are very cute as well

  • @TarossBlackburn
    @TarossBlackburn 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

    I've been getting CPR classes as part of emergency response training for the workspace and my trainers have said that doing one quick cardiac thump if you've seen the person go down moments earlier is a good effort to start with before proper CPR. If it works, great. If it doesn't then just keep doing the CPR until help shows up.

  • @yourdadadvice
    @yourdadadvice 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "Both exhausted but you've just got to keep going" - Parenting described in a sentence 😂

  • @Viperan8815
    @Viperan8815 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

    The anglerfish hatred has returned, I have been waiting XD
    (Love your work Roanoke, keep killing it bro)

    • @piotrekmadej6330
      @piotrekmadej6330 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The hatred was allways there and never left

  • @jebbus132
    @jebbus132 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +44

    0:54 hey Roanoke, I wouldn't, that's how you get godzilla.

    • @iconicusensign9624
      @iconicusensign9624 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Square cube law

    • @EricBoone-g4f
      @EricBoone-g4f 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      @@iconicusensign9624 Science be damned! Give us Godzilla!!!

    • @FierceDeity35
      @FierceDeity35 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@iconicusensign9624 silicone based bones.

  • @FunSizeSpamberguesa
    @FunSizeSpamberguesa 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Man "barking spiders" brings me back to camping trips as a kid, when my dad would inevitably get gas. Good times.

  • @BrokenEyes00
    @BrokenEyes00 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +85

    Based off of Roanoke’s comments over the years I believe his nightmare monster is:
    A cross between an Angler fish and a Black Widow with antibiotic resistant bacteria in the bite. To be fair that IS pretty terrifying.

    • @b3n9y74
      @b3n9y74 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      That sounds horrific lmao

    • @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem
      @ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Rabies. Add rabies, and we have it.

    • @adrenjones9301
      @adrenjones9301 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      And Prions.

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      And being parasitic

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Okay, I need an angler fish, a black widow, a DNA extraction kit, and a PCR machine. Anyone got something I can borrow?
      LOL

  • @nategarage
    @nategarage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +139

    Day 17 of asking Roanoke to face his fears and cover Subnautica.

    • @The_Ragequit_Cannon
      @The_Ragequit_Cannon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Day 1 of asking why the day counter you have seems to jump forward beyond what it should be, backwards before where it should be, and pause, remaining on the same day for several days then advances

    • @nategarage
      @nategarage 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@The_Ragequit_Cannon it’s based on days of me asking not waiting but I’m sure if you actually read instead of typing this comment that was supposed to”own me” you’d probably know that;)

    • @fistfullofglass
      @fistfullofglass 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      The counting days “asking” for something really only makes sense with daily uploads. Just had one of those pop up a couple months ago on MrSamuelStreamer’s channel from a guy asking for just over a year for a rimworld mod.

    • @The_Ragequit_Cannon
      @The_Ragequit_Cannon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@nategarage I'm fully aware of the purpose of comments like these. It does not disprove the reality of what I said however

    • @samm4158
      @samm4158 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      it would be ideal for him to cover Subnautica next bc the Subnautica 2 teaser dropped two days ago, so it’s trending

  • @bigpapadale4713
    @bigpapadale4713 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    Bro, I was watching this on my TV and my German wife is now giving me the stink eye from across the room. You owe me a beer or something now.

  • @adelina1045
    @adelina1045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    @RoanokeGaming Just wanted to say thanks for all the content! I binged watched a lot of this during my cancer treatment and now im cancer free! It was nice learning about cancer in tid bits from your videos....idk knowledge is personal power I guess. Good luck at Tough Mudder!

    • @flattmatt8367
      @flattmatt8367 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Rahhh as he says, know ur enemy, and HEY WELL DONE CURB STOMPING CANCER!!!!!!

    • @robertgriffin7389
      @robertgriffin7389 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🎉🙏

    • @Aedra101
      @Aedra101 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Congratulations on being cancer free! That's awesome! Idk if it was just cancer in general you learned about in these vids, or whichever specific type you had, but even that must have been a comfort, just to know how it works. I'm glad you're cancer free though. I hope your recovery goes well!

    • @tirefish
      @tirefish 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Good work Battle Sister. The Emperor protects

    • @adelina1045
      @adelina1045 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Aedra101 A lot of it was general but it helped me come to terms with what was going on and helped me get started on doing my own research. I was in so much denial at first I just stayed in my room watching youtube not making or going to appointments. After a while I told myself I couldn't let this anglerfish of cancer win. Recovery has been good, got my last surgery for reconstruction (I had a double masect.) in March so I'm so close to being done!

  • @robertjensen1438
    @robertjensen1438 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

    A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting.
    Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is too wide.”

  • @rapterslayer
    @rapterslayer 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    @RoanokeGaming, can you look into doing a video on the cryptids from cod ghost extincion mode? I'd love to hear your thoughts on what they could possibly be

  • @Ryoufriggingserious
    @Ryoufriggingserious 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Someone definitely needs to make a horror film with a giant angler fish, just for Roanoke 😂

  • @Drakonslayer777
    @Drakonslayer777 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

    2:49 okay dude you’re use of memes has exploded in recent years and I love it!😂

  • @miserablechildlesskatlady
    @miserablechildlesskatlady 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    lol i am furiously knitting as i watch this. that better be where the similarities end.

  • @eduardoazevedo4514
    @eduardoazevedo4514 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    35 seconds and he is already shitting on the angler fish

    • @Geathsrighthand
      @Geathsrighthand 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I mean I don't blame him they are the ugliest women in the sea (if you don't know all the big angler fish are all female)

  • @Smokasaurus
    @Smokasaurus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    My man stepped through some seaweed once in the ocean and now angler fish get a bad wrap.

  • @darkakiyama0
    @darkakiyama0 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

    "...it also caused intelligence to never really crop up beyond pure survival in the arachnid class."
    No one tell him about jumping spiders.

    • @discordiacreates6669
      @discordiacreates6669 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      No one tell him a jumping spider watched half of this video with me

    • @LunarCatKan
      @LunarCatKan 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Lmaoo true. Jumping spiders r awesome

    • @nihili4196
      @nihili4196 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      A lot of spiders are surprisingly smart for their size, just in different ways. Some are pretty social, some can be domesticated to some extent and even taught some easy tricks.
      If spiders were bigger, some would most likely be capable of outsmarting most housepets and maybe even becoming fully domesticated.
      Which is both adorable and terrifying though

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nobody tell him that he used a photo of a jumping spider in this video.

  • @be1withthewater
    @be1withthewater 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Those Alabama barking spiders are especially dangerous this time of year

    • @jackalope2302
      @jackalope2302 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Especially if chili has been served

  • @EEEEEEEEEK
    @EEEEEEEEEK 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "That's me squatting with a coffee cup" never fails to make me actually laugh out loud.

  • @theironworks6797
    @theironworks6797 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

    Roanoke every time he sees an angler: *vox sfx* "Xenos..."

  • @talomox
    @talomox 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The hatred of angler fish reminds me that in the newest WoW xpac, there are new humanoid like angler fish mobs that some will literally be stealthed with a clickable "cowering human" coming off their head light bulb antennae thing. lol

  • @Acguarnica
    @Acguarnica 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:23. Have to give you kudos for that. That was an amazing dissertation. One that man only knows tooooo well.

  • @reighzhor1058
    @reighzhor1058 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    "Our brains recognize that a spider is a pretty fantastic hunter." What can I say, game recognizes game...

  • @admiralekul8303
    @admiralekul8303 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Stellar video Roanoke easily a solid 9/10 (would be a 10/10 but due to the film being entirely indoors there was no car talk)

  • @FreelancerM4A1
    @FreelancerM4A1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

    The Angler Fish Mafia send their regards

  • @ShadowDaPk
    @ShadowDaPk 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    2:00 Roanoke trying to convince us that he *doesn't* just scream into the void about anglerfish

  • @alexs1972
    @alexs1972 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Okay the "mommy wide thighs" joke absolutely sent me. Ive had the video paused while i wheeze my lungs out for a minute now

  • @Quake210
    @Quake210 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    As an entomologist I was always uninterested in spiders. I mean as far as arachnids go they're pretty much omegas to the gigachads that are the ticks. FUN FACT! Bird-Eater spiders don't eat birds. The artist who illustrated them for the scientific community way back then drew them like that to show their size. Like most spiders they'll eat whatever they think they can catch, which might include a *very* small bird, their usual diet is insects.

    • @aircraftcarrierwo-class
      @aircraftcarrierwo-class 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      i love how this comment is like "Those don't eat birds, they eat whatever they can catch, which includes birds."

    • @Someone-lg6di
      @Someone-lg6di 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@aircraftcarrierwo-class them being called bird eater implies they predate on birds which they dont

    • @nathanboyle7573
      @nathanboyle7573 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Someone-lg6dino, what the other comment above you said is actually right, they will eat whatever they can catch and since they are ground hunters, they will not predate on birds. To per day on an animal means you are an act of predator of said animal and they are not active predators of birds as they are a ground fairing species. They do however eat a multitude of reptiles amphibians other large insects or arachnids and small mammals

  • @spindominusgod7743
    @spindominusgod7743 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    The animal I have an irrational hatred and disgust for are centipedes. I legitimately feel a shudder throughout my entire body and I get goosebumps whenever I see one.

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If its any help, house centipedes are the bane of any pests in your house. And they're 100% harmless to people.

    • @korshmeezy4974
      @korshmeezy4974 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah fuck centipedes Im sure pain summoned one to attack the leaf village

  • @bobertdankton4015
    @bobertdankton4015 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Damn i keep forgetting how jacked Roanoke is

  • @AmaroqStarwind
    @AmaroqStarwind 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I got an addition to your famous “The brain is the most important organ in the body, according to the brain,” and that addition is “but the appendix, an organ with nothing left to lose, would beg to differ!”

  • @thomasrose4523
    @thomasrose4523 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    I hold the same level of ire that Papa Roanoke has to the Anglerfish, to flying stinging insects.
    I've come to tolerate them now, but the hatred is still there. Wasps, hornets and yellow jackets can go sting themselves!

    • @ryanpayne7707
      @ryanpayne7707 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I ticked off a hornets nest at work one day (it had built a nest under the stairs we used to access one of our fuel tanks at the airport I worked at.) I ran to Walmart, bought a can of raid, and did a legit drive by of the nest.

    • @thomasrose4523
      @thomasrose4523 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @ryanpayne7707 that's the way to do it!

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    Again, a Portia spider is smart enough to problem solve trapping and killing other spiders in their own webs. They don’t appear to have a long term memory though.

    • @nameoftheedgyvariety4988
      @nameoftheedgyvariety4988 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Ah, one of the very few spiders I tolerate, if only because it stays the fuck away from people and removes other demons.

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's what makes it so cool, it tailors its attack to each situation.

  • @charleswetzel1250
    @charleswetzel1250 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    How the hell is this fart joke reference being brought to my attention by possibly one of the smartest people I watch on TH-cam.

  • @Roger-v9p
    @Roger-v9p 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    5:58 Top tier pun and baby costume. Well done.

  • @2Syndras1Cup
    @2Syndras1Cup 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "Are we there yet, Vegeta?"

  • @Kaza_Novik
    @Kaza_Novik 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Roanoke: thanks for listening to my nonsense.
    Me: bro that's not nonsense, it's intelligent rambling and I am here for it.

  • @LightingbladeShen
    @LightingbladeShen 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Roanoke did not dissapoint!
    18:05 *angry scuttling spider Roanoke noise*

  • @Sarkose
    @Sarkose หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    That insurance bit hit's a little harder right now x.D

  • @erikwilliams1562
    @erikwilliams1562 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    2:33
    Roanoke is truly a man of culture

  • @spoofymon
    @spoofymon 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    that "little strange" joke legit got me, and i hate you for it 💜

  • @TeethSkylark
    @TeethSkylark 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Externinator sees green fluid coming from the vent? He should have gone to the rooftop radiator to replace its antifreeze

  • @LAURENT1710
    @LAURENT1710 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Every time i hear you talk about "angler fish" im just like "this guy broooooo....." LMAO

  • @blade10000
    @blade10000 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Loved the video, Roanoke. Hope you try tackling Ben 10 one day out of sheer ridiculousness. The anatomy of the aliens, the way a human boy's body is changed into various aliens. It'd be fun XD

  • @selencia7312
    @selencia7312 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    It's always a good day when Roanoke posts, this is my favorite channel on youtube.

  • @mr.beetusman420
    @mr.beetusman420 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    It's not just that if insulin pens become unavailable were screwed, if we run out of power were screwed. We need power to check our blood

  • @BobbyBaudoin
    @BobbyBaudoin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    30 seconds in, angler fish mentioned once more, I love this channel so much.

  • @GusMichaelisnotreal
    @GusMichaelisnotreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    "Alabama barking spider is a fart joke," I said, ruining the joke.

    • @GusMichaelisnotreal
      @GusMichaelisnotreal 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Oh and spiders are not insects: they have a closed circulatory system using hemolymph and a "book lung." It makes spiders really hard to fumigate out of a house.

  • @EggDog15Best
    @EggDog15Best 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    23:37 Man one of the main reasons I love this channel is the random nonsense

  • @danthemanno
    @danthemanno 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    1:13 So there is only one good type of spider then. Daddy Longlegs are actually not spiders at all! They are also called Harvestmen, and they are opiliones, different order of arachnids

  • @therizinosauruscheloniform9697
    @therizinosauruscheloniform9697 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I just have to acknowledge how wonderfully on brand having an anglerfish as a Halloween decoration is, it’s in the merch showcase. (1:40)

  • @Loveless2010A1
    @Loveless2010A1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    The dog had a mothball sweater on!

    • @fnvfan0145
      @fnvfan0145 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pretty sure Bonnie didn't make it past the climax 😢

  • @GutsBatman
    @GutsBatman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    The Tony Schiavone voiced clips never get old. One of things I remember from 90s television the clearest. "IT'S STING!!!" So goood.

  • @Smokasaurus
    @Smokasaurus 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Ah yes, the angler fish... The cuddly kitten of the deep sea

  • @thomasirick3531
    @thomasirick3531 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The start of this video was a such a fever dream to listen to. Love it!

  • @bladeliger8644
    @bladeliger8644 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Not Even a space mutant spider wants to mess with a Chihuahua xD

  • @megastrom2924
    @megastrom2924 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Honestly if Roanoke quit TH-cam, I don’t know what i would do when doing homework. Been listing to his voice for the past year and half when doing homework.

  • @anthonypra8899
    @anthonypra8899 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Spiders keep bugs in check. other bugs. Also, some small birds in some parts of the world.

  • @redXdorothy
    @redXdorothy 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love watching your vids when I'm hungover because I immediately start learning.

  • @ROXXAS55
    @ROXXAS55 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Goated Editor tbh 34:54

  • @mechaflood2247
    @mechaflood2247 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    My curiosity tells me to stay but my arachnophobia tells me to leave

  • @Tom_Cruise_Missile
    @Tom_Cruise_Missile 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I have some spiders in my house, but i live close to the woods. They're renters who pay me by eating the bugs that dont stay in the corner on a web. They're honestly kind of cool.

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yeah I tend to leave my spiders be unless I feel the population is getting out of control or they look dangerous. Sometimes I’ll catch them in jars if they’re somewhere inconvenient and have them hang out next to me while I do my chores in the dead of night while the rest of the family is asleep. They’re my little captive companions. I usually release them the next day in the front yard.

    • @CalamityM
      @CalamityM 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I grow vegetables and don't like using sprays where I can help it, spiders are fantastic for keeping down pest insects. They're a gardener's best pal.

  • @Jcarroz
    @Jcarroz 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Love this channel 😂 the flame thrower shot at the beginning is spot on with me feelings towed spiders.

  • @oscaraguirre4152
    @oscaraguirre4152 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    So you’re telling me , that if some mad lad had a really cool laboratory, with an enclosed environment, could technically experiment on insects, to make them bigger ?

    • @Bona_Tempora
      @Bona_Tempora 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Probably would only be able to make them a small degree larger, otherwise they’d just asphyxiate

    • @gogeta667
      @gogeta667 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Bona_TemporaI mean, you could enclose generations of spiders in higher oxygen rich environments. They wouldn't survive outside the lab, tho.

    • @retsaMinnavoiG
      @retsaMinnavoiG 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gogeta667 it's possible that with targeted breeding you might be able to get them beyond what we think is possible.
      It might be possible for them to develop mutations (or change those genes to some extent) that enhance their ability to survive in less oxygen rich environments.
      E.g. breed thousands and slowly lower the oxygen, then out of the survivors breed only the largest and keep doing this for generations.
      Then breed thousands and turn up the oxygen, keep breeding only the largest for many generations.
      Then mix the two resulting groups together in a high oxygen environment as you slowly lower the oxygen down to regular levels over multiple generations.
      You might end up with spiders that are significantly larger and pushing the boundaries of their oxygen delivering system.

  • @Samsquanch6969
    @Samsquanch6969 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I came to watch this vid from your silent Hill episode, we love you papa Roanoke and your furballs

  • @TheFrenchmanCooks
    @TheFrenchmanCooks 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    The Chihuahua was wearing a sweater. That's how it survived.

  • @duaneflint11
    @duaneflint11 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    i got excited because i had this confused with the movie stung. now i'm going to have nightmares. thanks. good vid.

  • @stoney7833
    @stoney7833 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    the comment made at minute 18 about the new york taxes had me dying of laughter because of how true it is

  • @Scourge-of-God
    @Scourge-of-God 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    11:02 and that's why you don't just trap a spider, you purge the world from such evil

  • @gfighter897
    @gfighter897 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    “Nuke the Marina Trench”
    Put it on a shirt and I’m buying it😂

  • @TopsyTriceratops
    @TopsyTriceratops 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    This is extremely petty, but boy do I hate this film for multiple reasons. One, bashing the hard working dad like it's a sport, Heather, the absolute brutal killing of an innocent grieving mother, dissing of other animals (cats specifically, I mean they have even saved people from burning houses by waking up their owners in time), and killing off all other pets EXCEPT the super vulnerable and easily eaten dog. If you're going to kill all other pets, take the dog too or let them all get out somehow. I hate it when films favorite specific pets.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I hate how some people love dogs and just hate other animals. Like dogs are the only animals that are worth loving or getting attached to

  • @SkyeBerryJam
    @SkyeBerryJam 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    As someone who had zero idea of what this movie is about, did you HAVE to start the video like that lmao. Thank you for the jumpscare

  • @redcell9636
    @redcell9636 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    the only exception to my spider rule are Jumping Spiders, they have actual intelligence compared to other spider-style arachnids, they have potential. The others DO NOT.

    • @hawkalypse7329
      @hawkalypse7329 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      And they're pretty nice, honestly. I don't even mind when the wander into my house, they're cute.

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@hawkalypse7329
      They 100% know who we are and have been known to respond to names and can be trained.

    • @normalhuman9878
      @normalhuman9878 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hey, other spiders do have potential. I trained a grass spider to respond to my voice

  • @chucklytell
    @chucklytell 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ah yes, the elusive Alabama barking spider, despite many appearances by them around my dad Ive never quite been able to see one...which is probably a good thing because they have a particular aroma LOL

  • @sylviarohge4204
    @sylviarohge4204 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    16:29
    The discoverer of artificial insulin synthesis made his patent freely available so that insulin could be produced cheaply by anyone.
    Unfortunately, he did not take into account the greed of corporations that sell insulin at extortionate prices in some countries.
    Nor did he consider their creativity in inventing new "patents" to protect their insulin monopolies.

    • @ezhno7137
      @ezhno7137 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Lol just anonymously leak it if you want it free then. It will spread far and wide no matter how hard they try to stop it. Someone could surely steal the idea and patent it but it would be a useless move if it was public knowledge due to leaks.

  • @randomusernameCallin
    @randomusernameCallin 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    When I think alien lifeform, my default answer is someone sent it to be sneaky while hoping to remove a rival.

  • @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676
    @isaacthedestroyerofstuped7676 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "The best spider is a dead spider"
    You've obviously never interacted with a jumping spider.

  • @gfighter897
    @gfighter897 8 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Everyone: “Why does he hate you so much”
    Angler Fish: “I’m just existing and this man hurls insults-“
    Roanoke: “YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!”

  • @Leviathan_Art
    @Leviathan_Art 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Roaches>>> angler fish
    Especially in terms of disgust.