Ikr? I recently read the Odyssey, and this is basically what Odysseus does. He insults polyphemus, then tells him where he lives, his name, and everything. Like, are you really a warrior of the mind, Odysseus?
"I'm not ready for this conversation rn, so we're gonna wait until act 2" yesss! That pretty much confirms that one of the unrevealed Thunder saga songs will contain that conversation! My bet is that one will be that and the other will be about the sirens
I think the conversation will potentially end up being in Mutiny? But your theory works too! I honestly can't wait to see what those two unrevealed songs look like haha.
@@justClaya I also think the men eating the cattle will be in Mutiny, because right after is ThunderBringer and in that song it says "Since hunger was far to great"
3:08 "Alright, that was pretty good but you're still gonna die." 😂 4:49 Odysseus in 'Luck Runs Out': "What the hell is wrong with you? :3" Ah, yes. Poseidon...the mighty John Cena. >:) 6:16 "Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-" I mean, yeah, he's not wrong. 😂
@@Dndloverbutalsobooks yesss EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THE CIRCE SAGA AND THAT PART COMES THAT TwElVe LoNg YeArS Keeps coming in my head OVER AND OVER AGAINNN 😆😭
"I think instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address and my social security number" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love your explanation 😂😂😂😂 CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UNDERWORLD SAGA!!! ✨✨✨✨✨
Also: "I keep thinking of the infant from that night, I keep thinking of the infant from that night" "AND IF I HAVE TO DROP ANOTHER INFANT FROM A WALL IN AN INSTANT-"
@@Inniz In the song “Underworld”, you can hear it play in the chorus “Nothing’s what it seems, and here in the Underworld the past seems close behind…” It plays on church bells
"So the winds of the storm take Odysseus and his fleet far away from Ithaca and straight to the lair of John Cen-" There's way too many funny moments in this, thank you so much for the laughs!
Quote from Jorge "Hermes appears and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-" bro this honestly caught me off guard 6:17 Edit: that's a lot of frickin likes
"Athena is like 'yo, you should really, you know, end the Cyclops,' but then Odysseus is like, 'no, I think instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address, and my social security number.'" lmao I actually wheezed cause that's 100% exactly what happened. Also, "Poseidon sings the tagline of the show for a few minutes and then destroys Odysseus' fleet." I'm in love with this summary
Broo on god, Odysseus like "I'm not gonna give this cyclops my real name, could be super dangerous." (two songs later) "[here's my name, address, SSN,]"
I'm just imagining how he would word this at the family reunion and it's.…. Odysseus: “penelope! Im back with the milk!” Penelope: “it's been 10 long years, what took you so long?” Odysseus: “wait wasn't it 12?” Penelope: -_- Odysseus: “so much has happened! My god left me, Poseidon wants his… (hooves?? Hands? Idk i wasn't paying attention he's scary) on my severed head. my best friends are both dead because of me, my crew is also dead because of me, one fell off of a roof-- I don't know how much of my fault that one was. I've killed a bunch of people including an infant but zeus told me to do it so don't give me none of that. I never was able to teach my son how to ride a bike-” Telemechus: “what's a bike?” Odysseus: *cries* Also Odysseus: “I am also now the monster rawr rawr rawr”
Jorge dropping this recap that he knows people will watch even though most plan on just listening to the entire beginning again anyway. (Or have it so engrained in their memory they already know what your thinking before you think it)
Okay three things 1. That was one of the most wonderful, hilarious recaps I've seen. I loved it. Thank you. 2. 3:40 That is EXACTLY how I've always described that actual scene in the Odyssey 3. I really appreciate you for, among the changes you've made to the story in this adaptation, making Odysseus faithful to his wife. Big shoutout for that.
By the way... my 5 year old son absolutely loves the songs Open Arms and Full Speed Ahead. I am thrilled everyt8me were in the car and out of nowhere he starts to sing 🎶 "We're up We're off and away we go! 600 men....Ithaca's waiting...Full speed AHEAD! Captain... Eurylocous!!" 🎶
I LOVE YOU JAY AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS NEXT SAGA!!!! ❤❤❤ “What did I just say about open arms??” I can picture Polites slapping his forehead as hard as possible as Odysseus rolls his eyes 😂😂
The fact that we've all added this to our required listening alongside the first four Sagas says everything about Mr. Jalapeño's charm and wit. Well done, sir. ^_-
“Nah I think I’ll just share my name, my home address and my social security number” Yeah, because that obviously the logical thing to do in this situation, it’s not like Polyphemus is gonna tattle tale to his dad or anything
What I love about Zeus’s exchange with Odysseus in “The Horse and the Infant” is that it’s really like… Zeus: Hey! I need you to kill someone…He is the Most Dangerous foe you will ever face in your entire life! Odysseus: Nah! Say Less! Who am I Killing? I’m fucking READY!! Zeus: Lol no you’re not… Odysseus: *Kicks down Nursery Door* …..Uhhh Zeus?…wtf? 🤨 Zeus: THAT my friend is prince Hector’s Son…😏 Odysseus: This is a Baby…😕 Zeus: HE IS EVIL!! Odysseus: BUT IT’S A BABY!!
I CANT WAIT FOR THE UNDERWORLD SAGA!!! This is going to be my favorite I cannot wait for the song. I love the recap, we get to see how much you’ve grown!! How much this fandom has supported you!! AHHHHH I CANT WAIT
"No, instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address, and my social security number" XD having me in stitches. Also -- I thought the 12 years thing was a clever way of working around how in the original myth, Odysseus spends a year porking Circe, but if he's just gonna save his men and bounce, that time had to be eaten up somewhere else. Seriously, it never even crossed my mind that it was an error XD
Mr. Jalapeño, thank you so much for a little overview of all the songs and for explaining the songs! You're just a miracle! I wish I could see a lot of content related to the last Saga in the first arc!! And I especially want to see more Tiresias 🎉
Ah, I was wondering when this would come out! Edit: Also, I don't know if this is just really different from the other summaries or what, but I just couldn't stop laughing at the way you described everything. I legit broke out laughing at a bunch of the jokes. Just...good comedy, dude.
"I'm going to reveal the name, my home address, and social security number"
That should not have been as funny as it was🤣
Ikr? I recently read the Odyssey, and this is basically what Odysseus does. He insults polyphemus, then tells him where he lives, his name, and everything. Like, are you really a warrior of the mind, Odysseus?
Odysseus to Polyphemus- Catch me outside, how about that?
Poseidon- *catches Odysseus outside*
The hard truth of this is the fact that it's 100% true 😂
I made that joke a lot. At the very least, he's asking to be a victim of identity theft. 😂
It was so accurate to the actual source material too
“Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-”
Unbelievably accurate.
Hermes was high and wanted to get Oddy to join him 😂😂😂
@@malindagrant8797 Imagine him and Dionysus. Hangover: Mount Olympus.
This line is even funnier when you remember than Hermes is Odysseus's great grandfather
LOL
@@claricechua3885LMAO
"Odyseuss and Athena break up... platonically"
Have to make sure that the audience doesn't ship them
Hermes gives him some dru... flowers
Honestly when I first listened to it, I thought he and Athena were a thing ngl xD
@@InnizJay has a weird habit of giving songs between friends romantic overtones.
@@zegpath81 yeah that’s true- like “let me be your light”?
"I think instead, I'm going to reveal my name, my home address, and my social security numb--"
absolutely hilarious, but also absolutely true
YESSS 😭
"nah man sorry you gotta do it. i dont make the rules.
I mean i do
but-"
Odysseus - 🎵...make sure his past is never know...🎵
Zeus - 🎵the gods will make him know🎵
Odysseus - But you could, you know, *not* do that...?
@@AnonEMouse-ls7fp Zeus: nah, i want to. I crave for drama! Now go, make your choice... Which is not actually a choice, but you get what i mean
@@eloisebarbosa2649
Odysseus - ...
See? This is why nobody likes you.
This basically sums up Zeus in every myth he's in 😂
Plot twist: Hera is mad at Zeus so she be making rules rn
"Im still pretty early on my character arc so I'm not really ready to have this conversation"
gonna use this from now on
Lolll
Same lol
"I'm not ready for this conversation rn, so we're gonna wait until act 2" yesss! That pretty much confirms that one of the unrevealed Thunder saga songs will contain that conversation! My bet is that one will be that and the other will be about the sirens
I think the conversation will potentially end up being in Mutiny? But your theory works too! I honestly can't wait to see what those two unrevealed songs look like haha.
Sorry, he confirmed no sirens in epic
@@justClaya yea i also think that lol
@@justClaya I also think the men eating the cattle will be in Mutiny, because right after is ThunderBringer and in that song it says "Since hunger was far to great"
Very close guess I guess!
3:08 "Alright, that was pretty good but you're still gonna die." 😂
4:49 Odysseus in 'Luck Runs Out': "What the hell is wrong with you? :3"
Ah, yes. Poseidon...the mighty John Cena. >:)
6:16 "Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-" I mean, yeah, he's not wrong. 😂
0:57 "Nah man sorry you gotta do it, I don't make the rules. I mean I do but-"
so true🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WE'RE SO CLOSE :D
YEEEEE
NEW FAV MUSICAL
Here
Woooo whoooo!!!! Can’t wait!!!!🤩🥳🎉
I'm SOO EXCITED GHHHGHHGHG!!!!
"tWeLvE lOnG yEaRs"
😂😂 I love that moment so much everytime it comes up I say it just like that
bro is being haunted by it
@@risha-mehanse4082 I always sing it one too many times on the actual song because of the one video he made with just that repeating lol
He's never living that down 😂
@@Dndloverbutalsobooks yesss
EVERYTIME I LISTEN TO THE CIRCE SAGA AND THAT PART COMES THAT
TwElVe LoNg YeArS
Keeps coming in my head OVER AND OVER AGAINNN 😆😭
"Hermes convinces Odysseus to take some dru-*audio cuts* Hermes convinces Odysseus to eat this magical flower!"
HAHAHAH YESSS
😂😮😢
📜
" MY NAME, ADDRESS... " 💳
because physics isn't a real thing !
“Anime physics”😂😂😂
I died of laughter at that part 🤣🤣
"But you're still gonna die-
Song 7. Survive."
My sense of humour is broken
AHAHABA YESSSS
"I think instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address and my social security number" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love your explanation 😂😂😂😂
CAN'T WAIT FOR THE UNDERWORLD SAGA!!! ✨✨✨✨✨
SAMEEEJASJSJSJDJAKWKS
1:12 Ambiguous? Nah lol, the infant’s theme is in the Underworld. I’m onto you, Mr. Jalapeño. Awesome recap 👍🤣
"And if I gotta drop another infant from a wall in an instant, so we all don't die? Then I'll become the MONSTER (rawr rawr rawr)"
WAIT IT IS?! WHEN AND WHERE
Also:
"I keep thinking of the infant from that night, I keep thinking of the infant from that night"
"AND IF I HAVE TO DROP ANOTHER INFANT FROM A WALL IN AN INSTANT-"
@@izurukamukura6653 oh yeah, I forgot about that part
@@Inniz In the song “Underworld”, you can hear it play in the chorus “Nothing’s what it seems, and here in the Underworld the past seems close behind…” It plays on church bells
"Sorry, I dont make the rules... I mean, i do, but-" is probably the best sum up of zeus (besides the lust) that ive ever heard
Recap? I've been listening to 1 through 4 on repeat. I'm ready (to be emotionally destroyed.)
Bro im ready to ascend to the gods then come right back down to listen to it again
I don't think you're ready!
@@iamverycoolyes-gb4fr It's just an infant :'( (great reference!)
TRUE! I listen to these songs everyday!
@@GarnetHalo It's just a boy
5:48 Noooo not Odysseus's sheep!! That was my favorite sheep!
That ONE who has name. 😢
“ what gives you the right to deal the pain so deep”
Dont you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?
A recap.
As if I haven't been playing all of the songs on repeat for the last two years
Lol as if I didn't just listen to the songs three times already today-
Having the lyrics in a Google Docs is such a mood
Lolll
ikr
Wasn’t expecting such a thorough recap! Thanks, Mr Jalapeño! ALSO WHO’S EXCITED FOR THE 26TH??? 🖤🖤🖤
You have no idea i put it on my calendar as soon as i knew.. this week cant go any slower
@@thatone7845literally 😭
“Alright, that was pretty good.
But you’re still gonna di-“
-Polyphemus
but then Polites dies
Then they come into the lair of John Cena
@@annablaze4577 Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take dr...
Hahahaha
@@SayukiSuzukiMizunobruh why is that funny
Comment here if you are excited for EPIC: The Musical The Underworld Saga.🎶
I'm ecstatic about the underworld saga!!!!
"So the winds of the storm take Odysseus and his fleet far away from Ithaca and straight to the lair of John Cen-" There's way too many funny moments in this, thank you so much for the laughs!
Quote from Jorge "Hermes appears and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-" bro this honestly caught me off guard 6:17
Edit: that's a lot of frickin likes
My favorite part of the recap) Especially, considering this is Hermes we are talking about)
Same man
I chose that exact moment to take a drink of soda and almost choked
He saw the jokes about how he transliterated "moly" as "molly" multiple times and ran with it. And I honestly love him for that
SAME 😭
"Athena is like 'yo, you should really, you know, end the Cyclops,' but then Odysseus is like, 'no, I think instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address, and my social security number.'" lmao I actually wheezed cause that's 100% exactly what happened.
Also, "Poseidon sings the tagline of the show for a few minutes and then destroys Odysseus' fleet." I'm in love with this summary
The "anime physics" line took me out 😭😭
love the idea of odysseus being high when fighting circe and winning
never doubt the strength of a crackhead
Nothing beats snorting lotus seeds before fighting a sorceress goddess
Broo on god, Odysseus like "I'm not gonna give this cyclops my real name, could be super dangerous." (two songs later) "[here's my name, address, SSN,]"
"Sorry man, you gotta do it. I don't make the rules."
"I mean I do, but-"
-Zues
"And that is why you dont give out personal information" - probably Athena to Telemachus after the Cyclops....incident
« Poseidon sings the tagline of the show for a few minutes » 😂
I love watching him get so happy talking about EPIC!!
"Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take some dru-"
That caught me so off guard-
Somehow he has made the perfect satire of his own content and it is beautiful and informative
I'm super grateful for these recaps, especially when the songs themselves don't exactly give all the information. Thanks!
I'm just imagining how he would word this at the family reunion and it's.….
Odysseus: “penelope! Im back with the milk!”
Penelope: “it's been 10 long years, what took you so long?”
Odysseus: “wait wasn't it 12?”
Penelope: -_-
Odysseus: “so much has happened! My god left me, Poseidon wants his… (hooves?? Hands? Idk i wasn't paying attention he's scary) on my severed head. my best friends are both dead because of me, my crew is also dead because of me, one fell off of a roof-- I don't know how much of my fault that one was. I've killed a bunch of people including an infant but zeus told me to do it so don't give me none of that. I never was able to teach my son how to ride a bike-”
Telemechus: “what's a bike?”
Odysseus: *cries*
Also Odysseus: “I am also now the monster rawr rawr rawr”
YAS!
This is phenomenal
RAWR RAWR RAWR🦖
Nah, Antinous taught him how to ride a bike
“I’ll teach you all the lessons your daddy never could”
@@Azziyaisalwaysonline Antinous proceeds to host a birthday party for Telemachus and becomes the father Odysseus couldn't be for him :)
"she had us in two words" "Come inside".
I see what you did there 🤣💀
Jorge dropping this recap that he knows people will watch even though most plan on just listening to the entire beginning again anyway. (Or have it so engrained in their memory they already know what your thinking before you think it)
The change in facial expression as he said “ he’s dead” and “ now you have to go to the underworld “ killed me
"and now don't disappoint me-"
**Bombastic Side Eye**
Okay three things
1. That was one of the most wonderful, hilarious recaps I've seen. I loved it. Thank you.
2. 3:40 That is EXACTLY how I've always described that actual scene in the Odyssey
3. I really appreciate you for, among the changes you've made to the story in this adaptation, making Odysseus faithful to his wife. Big shoutout for that.
LMAO "he reveals his name, his home adress and his social security number" 😂
ANIME PHYSICS I'm actually crying😂
The lair of who now
😂😂😂 my goshhh yasss I was dyingggg
Love how this just gets more and more unhinged as the video progresses 😂
I've been re listening to the sagas in anticipation just to get a full recap and you know what, imma go listen again
This is why we don’t share our name, home address, and social security code with strangers 💀
"Hermes shows up and convinces Odysseus to take some dr- *eat a magic flower"*
6:17
Odysseus when the Lotus Eaters offer him strange plants: what no way
Odysseus when Hermes offers him strange plants: you son of a gun I’m in
By the way... my 5 year old son absolutely loves the songs Open Arms and Full Speed Ahead. I am thrilled everyt8me were in the car and out of nowhere he starts to sing 🎶 "We're up We're off and away we go! 600 men....Ithaca's waiting...Full speed AHEAD! Captain... Eurylocous!!" 🎶
The lair of JOHN CENA!!!!🤣🤣🤣
Jay you slay me!
ngl the acoustics in that booth are 🔥
they are, shall we say, the PamPam
I feel like I need the context….. What does pampam mean? 😭 I keep hearing it mentioned but I don't know how to use it because Google doesn't even know
Oh yeah where’s dad and Jorge build a booth part 3 at
@@GleamDrawzI think it’s a reference to one of his other videos.
@@watergem2004 so there's no definition of it?
@@GleamDrawz its just the PamPam
"Realize that physics isn't real"
This will be my answer in all my exam papers henceforth.
I want him to retell all of Greek mythology in his own words now bc this is hilarious😂
The social security number almost killed me
Odysseus in this musical: I cannot just yeet the baby that's just too evil
Odysseus in the Odyssey: let's YEET THIS BABY YALL
"Just talk to this prophet I know called Tiresias....but see he's dead so GO TO THE UNDERWORLD- *queues music*"
“Anime physics” that’s so funny-
I love watching these recaps get progressively longer and longer as more songs get released. It's so fun to see ^^
Yea sameee!!!
Petition for John Cena to play Poseidon when this inevitably becomes a movie
I LOVE YOU JAY AND I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS NEXT SAGA!!!! ❤❤❤
“What did I just say about open arms??” I can picture Polites slapping his forehead as hard as possible as Odysseus rolls his eyes 😂😂
5:24 you can't imagine how much I laughed at this 😂
I REALLY want to see a continuation of this style of recap when more sagas come out 😂😂😂 thank you for this master piece Jorge!!!
"that mother lover" 😂😂😂 oh my gosh Jay is so funny 😂
AAAA IM SO EXCITED FOR THE UNDERWORLD SAGA!!
I’m way too invested in this retelling lmao
when i tell you ive been looping all the current sagas for DAYS. my brain is hyperfixating on this musical because IT GOES SO HARD.
"Nah man, I don't make the rules...... except I kinda do." BRUH I CACKLED
For whatever its worth, the first time I heard "an island in the sky" we had just encountered a flying castle in D&D so I didn't even question it lmao
6:44 Hamilton could never
What
HES NON STOP WITH HIS WOMEN😂😂
@@whitekitties4224yes tho
The fact that we've all added this to our required listening alongside the first four Sagas says everything about Mr. Jalapeño's charm and wit.
Well done, sir. ^_-
Thank you Jay, for giving me the means to start a cult. So excited for the drop!
“Nah I think I’ll just share my name, my home address and my social security number”
Yeah, because that obviously the logical thing to do in this situation, it’s not like Polyphemus is gonna tattle tale to his dad or anything
You need to do a collab with voice play to have them do the Troy saga as a mashup
"the problem is that he is dead, and now you have to go to the underworld"😊😊
BOOM UNDERWORLD MUSIC AND SCREAMS 😱😰
What I love about Zeus’s exchange with Odysseus in “The Horse and the Infant” is that it’s really like…
Zeus: Hey! I need you to kill someone…He is the Most Dangerous foe you will ever face in your entire life!
Odysseus: Nah! Say Less! Who am I Killing? I’m fucking READY!!
Zeus: Lol no you’re not…
Odysseus: *Kicks down Nursery Door* …..Uhhh Zeus?…wtf? 🤨
Zeus: THAT my friend is prince Hector’s Son…😏
Odysseus: This is a Baby…😕
Zeus: HE IS EVIL!!
Odysseus: BUT IT’S A BABY!!
the fact how more passive aggresive he is towards the end😭😭
3:45 I'M CACKLING 😂🤣 THAT'S HOW I DESCRIBED IT TO MY SON!!!
Imagine how crazy these recaps videos are going to be once we get to the final saga.
You have know idea how much this made me laugh. I'm so excited for The Underworld Saga and Monster
rawr rawr rawr
So excited! I’ve converted so many people to EPIC lmao, can’t wait to see what comes next!
The way he cuts off his own sentences😂
Jay: gives elaborate explanations an walks us through all the songs thoroughly
Also Jay: Song 16: Odysseus fights Circe, and he wins 😊 6:30
Jorge, thank you; just thank you for being your amazing self all the time.
I adore you 💙
We already get plenty of comic relief from Epic itself, this is just bonus and will most likely be the death of me 😂😂
I CANT WAIT FOR THE UNDERWORLD SAGA!!! This is going to be my favorite I cannot wait for the song. I love the recap, we get to see how much you’ve grown!! How much this fandom has supported you!!
AHHHHH I CANT WAIT
"No, instead I'm going to reveal my name, my home address, and my social security number" XD having me in stitches.
Also -- I thought the 12 years thing was a clever way of working around how in the original myth, Odysseus spends a year porking Circe, but if he's just gonna save his men and bounce, that time had to be eaten up somewhere else. Seriously, it never even crossed my mind that it was an error XD
Odysseus no longer has the power of god (Athena) on his side, so he must make do with the power of Anime (4:22)
I was laughing way too hard at this recap! Why was this so funny!!😂 can’t wait for the new saga!!!!!
Mr. Jalapeño, thank you so much for a little overview of all the songs and for explaining the songs! You're just a miracle! I wish I could see a lot of content related to the last Saga in the first arc!! And I especially want to see more Tiresias 🎉
i love how passionate he is of the story and his work i laughed way too much
Ah, I was wondering when this would come out!
Edit: Also, I don't know if this is just really different from the other summaries or what, but I just couldn't stop laughing at the way you described everything. I legit broke out laughing at a bunch of the jokes. Just...good comedy, dude.
I have been here since day one and i am SO excited for the Underworld Saga and the rest of EPIC! (Also 7th)
IM SOOOOOOO EXCITED
"The lair of John Cena--" was the hardest line dropped in this video
I could've practised for my finals instead of rewatching all the videos on this channel. Could have. But I am at peace with my decision
I’m not going to lie, but THANK YOU FOR POSTING IT ON MY BIRTHDAY. I’m bout to cry literally
Oh Happy early Birthday! 🎉
OMIGOSH IS YOUR BIRTHDAY APRIL 26, TOO?!
@@adriana_rose26 OMGGG YAY!!! We twinning it!!!
@@pinkpanda8884 COOL LOL! I CANT WAIT FOR THE SONGS TO RELEASE
@@adriana_rose26 right?!
This whole saga from start to now is just so bloody amazing. This new saga is more then one could ever expect it's perfect
Best recap ever XD Entertaining while getting the job done, just like the musical 💙
this was very informative but so funny at the same time I'm so excited for the next saga
The cut offs have me rolling and launching onto mount Olympus
I’ve been binging so I didn’t need this but still watched the whole thing. IM SO EXCITED