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this play? completely missed the opportunity to have jefferson come on stage and announce 'i met god. she's black'
My first pin, kudos
wouldn't have saved the show, but it'd at least give me a laugh
I... I hate you for this
It would only count if he wore *it*
thank you i really wish i could unread this
I don't struggle with being homosexual, I'm actually very good at it.
PFFFFFFFT
@@Personnnnnn611 not tryna brag or anythin tho- 😎
Real
You MUST teach me your ways
@@LexLuxray it's a natural talent, what can I say? ✨✨
Church: Hamilton’s son died because he didn’t put faith in Jesus and he was cheating on his wife
Meanwhile Eliza: Puts faith in Jesus and has her husband cheat on her and then both her husband and son die.
eliza, a *Christian*, seeing this:
but consider this: she is a woman, so in the eyes of the church she might as well be a paper weight. As my crazy biblethumping grandmother once said, without a hint of irony, “only one woman matters in the eyes of the church, the rest are all sinners”
shhhh the church doesnt like it when you point out the plot holes in their religion shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It’s because the church sees women as objects to their husbands, silly!
shh, silly! obviously women don’t matter! 😊
Eliza: I introduced hundreds of kids to Jesus
YOU KillED THEM
Underrated
Truly underrated
IJBOL
“I forced hundreds of children to convert to my religion,”. There, I fixed it.
@@TheMedicatedArtistthat would definitely fit 👍
"Maybe you struggle with homosexuality" no i'm quite good at it actually
Exactly! I'm quite good at it ✨
I struggle with it! I still don't have a partner!
@@panizshariat7892 Rotting for ya
@@panizshariat7892same 🤣
I hope you know I'm stealing this
"CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!", bootleg Hamilton said calmly
“HAMILTON DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?!?!?!?!?”
@@yellobanana6456 "N-No sir!"
@@yellobanana6456 said calmly
I SHOULDNT HAVE LAUGHED AS HARD AS I DID
@@yellobanana6456 washington said calmly
Damn, I love when they put homosexuality in the same vein as drugs and alcoholism 😂😂 Yeah, are you addicted to alcohol? Drugs? DICK?!
What about lesbians tho? Not very addicted to dick XP
COCAINE AND COCK??
Using this
I repent my sins of dick. I'm sorry, i was too addicted to dick, it's taken over my life!!😭😭
Ah yes I am addicted to this new drug called "men"
I can only assume "CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME" came from the Hamilton actor having legitimate problems with his father IRL there is no other explanation for how purely and inconsolably furious he sounded
LMAOO fr
"Maverick" PFP spotted
And/or rage at the pastor doing that, or the whole idea of being one of God's children..... The possibilities are endless 😂
i bet hes gay and the pastor hates him for it and also calls him son while trying to convert him
I can confirm, everyone I know who has daddy issues does that, no one who doesn't have daddy issues has the power to "CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME."
They really said at the end “Hamilton cheated on his wife so God killed his son, revealed the affair, and killed Hamilton”. What a lesson from a benevolent god
They really trying to portray god as good and proceed to make him look petty vengeful and evil 😂
No way 💀
It's honestly a miss interpretation of the text.
They read the Bible and put 2 instances of God doing 1 of those things (twice) and decided "Yep he just does that to be petty"
All imma say about the church adding those lines is they don’t represent all Christians they were trying to send a message about why you should follow God but they went about it the wrong way yak what I mean
Also are we gonna talk about how Eliza accepted Jesus and had faith in god and yet what she gets in return is her husband cheating on her and then her child and her husband dying
My biggest question is why they choose Hamilton? A show about love triangles, cheating, wars and guns
Shoulda gone with La Cage Aux Folles
exactly. they must've been like "let's illegally make a show with anti gay and Christian messaging, but let's make it about a gay man who cheated on his wife"
yes, Hamilton was bisexual ♥💜💙
My best guess is they're not smart
its cause of the popularity and how much Hamilton is recognized in broadway and beyond
Christians are obsessed with the most profane of things and then "purifying" them
Can't wait to see them put on Heathers where JD and Veronica turn to Jesus and repent for their sins and then convert the whole school to Jesus.
I still can't believe this show happened how did they think this was a good idea
I can see that happening.
How would they do Dead Girl Walking? They just can’t cut it.
Oh god no
For Our Love Is God they'd just simply switch it around to 'Our God Is Love'
As someone who has lost a child, the scene with the priest talking about how it's his fault his child died is sick.
I’m so sorry
As a bisexual Christian, Scamilton just makes me sad. Sad to be included with these kind of people
Scamilton is so clever wtf!! I LOVE that name! *kisses your brain*
@@sriv2167 You made my day
@@madikuebler as you’ve made mine
This is a wholesome interaction
This is a cringe interaction
that poor kid playing Burr probably WAS fighting back the tears. I can only imagine the horrendous anxiety of having to perform in front of a huge audience with little preparation AND without the vocal skills to do your own numbers! I hope he's ok...
That’s a bit exaggerated
@@ricky.t.1658 No its not. Its a completely valid statement
@@ricky.t.1658
Are you in theatre? It's stressful as is, and he was casted for a role he wasn't experienced enough for.
If he's anything at all like I was growing up in this kind of church, he's severely traumatized by stuff that doesn't have anything to do with stage fright or vocal skills. When I was roped into a similarly disgraceful production as a kid, my abusers were in the audience.
Yall this is so true. He has a voice with potential but no good teachers... i can totally understand why hes like this.
Illegal Hamilton doesn't even feel real, this feels like a morphed version of Hamilton that my brain would create in a fever dream, only for me to wake up and immediately forget 90% of it.
It's that kind of nightmare you have that isn't scary just because it's too weird for that to be the case.
Illegal Heathers 2: electric Boogaloo.
Wait….it’s not a fever dream???
@@Punzil0-0 im extremely high so idk if this video was real or a fever dream
#DontDoDrgs #StayInSchool
@@absoluteterror4045 It wasn't. It's real.
The fact that they’re so homophobic and performing Hamilton is very ironic considering that Hamilton was bi, as he wrote a love letter to John Laurence
Cap
@@SherloxProLiteral fact he wrote a letter to John Laurence and I quote “why dost thou steal my affections?” He was not straight
I'm very glad someone pointed that out, because nobody ever believes me when i tell them
cap, he wrote SEVERAL love letters
wasn't one of those specifically like hamilton asking laurens to be his wingman by having him guarantee ham had a big dick? like as if no one would think to ask "how would he know"
As a Christian who had to do like 12 Christmas story plays in my lifetime, I’ve played sheep with more personality then this.
😂
Me playing a lion in the 3rd grade had more personality then this
Me as the sound guy had more acting personality then this
I played an angel back in 1st grade with more personality than this
My sister’s classmates played furniture in 5th grade with more personality than this
Bible: "Thou shall not steal."
Them: *Proceeds to recreate the show illegally*
"B-but we have god on our side"
@@charcoaltortoise Hamilton's legal team: B-but we dont care
Life must be easier for these brainwashed people. I mean imagine instead of having to take accountability and responsibility for your bad actions that you can automatically say some dude that doesn't really exist in the sky forgives you and claims you no longer need to process your horrible choices.
THIS. and what makes this worse is that when they got notification from LMM’s lawyers who were like “you’re walking on thin ice, bud but you can keep going so long as you don’t record it and publish it anywhere” they twisted it into “They have given us blessing to continue our show guys!!!”
So not only did they steal they lied through their damn teeth. Multiple times!!!!
@@charcoaltortoise "it must be nice, it must be nice..."
If anything, this convinced me that the real star of Hamilton is the rotating stage.
Nah the real star is the skill of the actors ON the spinning stage. That is disorienting as hell
@DeathnoteBB nah the real star is the ability to understand jokes
@@legojarjarbinks2564 I got the joke, I just wanted to spread awareness of how hard it is to walk on a spinning stage, damn
@@DeathnoteBB yes but the original comment itself was a joke, so by adding your own actual opinion makes it seem like you just don’t understand the joke
Yeah this show really makes you miss the rotating stage and golden lights
The “she lets us know by doing her best impression of a monkey getting circumcised” “AAAAAAUUGHH” got me crying laughing -
Me too honestly
The "throwing hands at the ambassador of France" made me lose it. Combine it with Hamilton's "while you were off, getting high with the French" in Cabinet Battle 1, and now I'm imagining Jafferson high af trying to beat the shit out of himself, while Lafayette is just rolling on the floor from laughter.
Jefferson: **Slamming his head against the guillotine, bleeding profusely**
Lafayette: **Laughing his ass off**
Wait but Lafayette is Jefferson 👀👀👀
Is he laughing while beating himself up???? 👀👀👀👀👀 it just makes it funnier
“Sir, do you want me to run the treasury or state department?”
“ᵀʳᵉᵃˢᵘʳʸ”
just wanted to say that this reply section is beautiful
*let’s go*
*Alexander.*
*I HAVE TO LEAVE*
*ALEXANDER.*
*Look around, look around at how lucky we are to be alive right now*
They missed a real opportunity to get Mary on stage for "The Womb Where It Happens".
I hate you.
You're hired.
Omg that's perfect 😭 💅
Weird AL, where u at??
“i wanna be in the womb where it happens” what..
Hahahahaha
Not gonna lie, I respect the living shit out of them for realizing they couldn't come up with any sort of change for "Southern Mother Fucking Democratic Republkcans" and just deciding "ya'know what, let's just give a meaningful pause to show everyone how bad this line is", this is ironically the funniest censorship I've ever seen in my life
I wish they had gone the route of TV airings of Die Hard sequels and say "Southern Mister Falcon Democratic-Republicans"
Why did you spell republicans so badly 💀
The pastor really said, "Struggle with gay? Repent today!"
which is even funnier considering laurens and hamilton ACTUALLY sent each other love notes in real life. "hey there laurens, do you struggle with gay? read all my letters and improve today 😏"
"Eliza, God is not who I need right now, I'm fine on my own" is gonna be my senior quote
Do it.
Lol I wish I could use that too
I think I would put to school and then put a time stamp on burn that goes “ I hope that you BUUUUUURRRRNNN”
Yess
I wish I could use that quote. The only problem is I am going to be going to a Catholic high school.
They cut Ten Duel Commandments. This is officially war. I am going to listen to real Hamilton now because I need to clean my brain
It’s time to name a time and place
one does not simply cut the room where it happens, probably the most significant Hamilton song
"Sir do you want me to run the treasury or state Department"
"ᵗʳᵉᵃˢᵘʳʸ"
The girl playing Eliza is DEFINITELY, the pastor's daughter.
apparently, she's married irl to the one who played hamilton
I think she did a decent job compared to the other girls
@@kiyotan1048MARRIED?? THEY LOOK 14
@@literal-legend19 PLSS I HAD THE SAME REACTION 😭😭 THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THEY'VE BARELY GONE THROUGH PUBERTY
For sure
Washington's mic not working in the end and him basically yelling "SHE TELLS MY STOOOORYYYY" off screen is absolutely hilarious to me
Same
And in nonstop
He needs her to tell his story 😂 he physically can’t, his mic doesn’t work…
It's because he's in HELL for all of the slaves teeth he stole. Thou shan't forget to floss.
I saw this like, 20 mins before I watched that bit, and I remember this comment and started rolling of laughter
"he's been throwing hands with the ambassador of france" LITERALLY TOOK ME OUT i am actually wheezing bro. i love hamilton and probably know 90% of the dialogue and basically all the lyrics when i tell you this entire performance had me on the floor. also the music bro yikes lmfao they should have called me i couldve done the whole play ALONE
At school, I go to after school care since my parents work late, and my friend and I listen to it and sing Hamilton. We probably have like the first act memorized
@@myththefrog 😭😭😭 me too omg literally the script, everything i love it so much. i have always been a sucker for a good musical 🫣
Self harm now has a whole new meaning
@@monoduck if you don’t enjoy things just say that 😭😭 i’ve never been ashamed of loving a good musical baby 😫😍
@lelanii04 no it's a joke because they're the same person! I like the musical lmao
As a student of choir, the amount of flats and sharps they hit both made me laugh, while also extremely annoying me.
As a band student and theatre kid who's also in a musical, this frustrates me to no end
I have perfect pitch and I couldn't tell you what half those notes were
@@coyotixThat’s because they invented an unidentified amount of new notes, including the rest of the alphabet and possibly even completely new letters.
The diction is what killed me as well. I turned on subtitles and it just said “Washington: Mumbles”
Pastor: "You struggle with homosexuality-"
Hamilton: A bi man and the letters he wrote to John Lorence were so sexual that they were censored when released to the public
he relished in it.
“I do not ‘struggle’ with homosexuality, Im actually very good at it”
Yeah, thank John Church Hamilton
where could one go about reading that, hypothetically, for research (school paper) purposes?
@@Wil_does_stuff founders.archives.gov/documents/Hamilton/01-02-02-0100 this is one of my favs especially the first paragraph.
Im waiting for this church to do illegal heathers and be like
"I lOvE mY dEaD sTrAiGhT SoN"
JD of course turns to Jesus who forgives him for his sins
And they absolutely didn't have sex, they just played some uno
@@just_a_butterfly then JD gets crucified
@@user-xr4nw3pt2v the J is JD stands for Jesus
@@just_a_butterfly Jesus dead =jd [btw I'm Christian don't get mad I can make this joke]
@@just_a_butterflyJD is short for Jesus Dhrist
The reason the leads were cast the way they were was because they didn’t want non married boys and girls touching. (Yes, the one playing Eliza is 19 and married…)
Illegal King George looks like every single "a day in the life of a true brexit geezer" energy and i am not gonna fuck with that at akk
The reason Eliza and Maria are played by the same actress is because she's married to the actor that plays Hamilton in real life (they're young, but not minors). According to a girl on TikTok that knows them the church is super strict about dating, to the point where they don't allow handholding in a romantic sense before marriage. That's why they had her play the two women Hamilton is romantic with.
W H A T 😭I swear they look like teens
omg that’s wild but checks out
@@novemberninth4392 You think they waited long to get married? They’re definitely the YOUNGEST age they can be to be married
Religion was a mistake. 🤦♂
Oh that's. That's feel bad
I absolutely died when they changed the line “kicking ass as the ambassador of France” to “throwing hands at the ambassador of France” 😭💀
i wonder who’s gonna win
@@wren_. daveed diggs
I thought it was “throwing HATS at the ambassador of France”!
Thomas Jefferson vs * checks notes * Jomson Thefferas
@@juanignaciolopeztellechea9401 NAWWWWW THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE
I really just feel bad for these kids. I've also been forced to play an uncomfortable role in a show just because I wanted to perform and it was terrible on my mental health and my confidence as a performer.
When he said “CALL ME SON ONE MORE TIME!!” He released all the anger he had when they said “harum”
I guarantee you that king George and Washington are the pastors that wanted to do this show in the first place
Interesting take, at the very least they’re high donors to the church
Am I crazy, or is James Madison played by the same guy as King George in this version?
They're 100% the youth pastors
They DEFINITELY are because there’s no way anybody with an actual, true passion for theater would walk onto stage with gum in their mouth. That part especially offended me, right along with forgetting his lines.
@@MorningDusk7734 im 99% sure that it is the same guy. unless were both crazy
i’ve done better performances of hamilton in my car singing all the parts than this church did lol
HA I’m sure a lot of us have…
Same
Honestly, same
Honestly same.
Honestly, same
"We have knowingly acted against Federal Law, but don't worry, we will use this as a learning oppurtunity"
had me giggling
As a Christian myself, I feel SICKENED by this production. Just, it rubs me SUCH the wrong way...
Someone I agree with
It's really fucking funny to me how far away Washington sounds in Eliza's final song. It sounds shes singing in her room and he's hiding in her closet or something
Well didn't his mic break down earlier? I think he genuinely is just shout-singing that into the void since he has no working mic anymore by that point 😅
@@sleepysera I guess so, but you'd think such an important character they could have swapped his for one of the background performers mics, since it was the end and they wouldn't be needing it again-
Bruh it sounded like someone was trying really hard to keep him off the stage and he just desperately managed to yell his last line towards it 💀
@tomaandkile It's not that simple. The mic would need to be re-mixed for his voice. If the batteries died, that is a quick fix. But anything else is a little more complicated.
@@10Raccoon ohhhh alright. That makes sense then. I've never worked with anything more complex than a Kareoke mic so I wasn't aware
Bless your heart for putting "actual Hamilton" when showing footage from the actual show, idk how we would've been able to tell otherwise
Lmao
Ikr, it’s just so amazing
i really couldn't tell the different the title really helped /sarc
Jail. No, prison, Honey. Prison.
@@pembrokelove what-?
i've rewatched this video like 4 different times and each time i thought here 25:40 it said:
" Hamilton is left alone to do the worst thing a christian person can do: *SING* " 😭
“Her hand is on mine and I don’t say No.”
“NOOoOooOooO”
26:42
Omg the vocals are so bad in this😭
Is just....... Fucked up and perfect
"sir do you want me to run the treasury or state department?"
...
"ᵗʳᵉᵃˢᵘʳʸ"
"Let's go."
Kind of like he was yelled at by Hamilton and just kind of answered like a sad toddler
time stamp!
21:17
Wouldn’t it be lit af if Hamilton answered with, “Okurrrrrrrt!”
Somewhere I read that the actors playing Eliza and Hamilton are actually a couple off stage, which could explain why she was also recast as Maria. Can't have romantic interactions with actors that aren't romantic with each other already :x
Somehow… I knew……….
Wait Maria Reynolds is also Eliza-
They’re married, I believe!
@@melodytheatre2887 THEY'RE MARRIED?!?! WHAT?!
@@w1ccaphobia I have heard the same thing.
That " Call me son one more time" was that actor working some shit out live on stage.
The deep breath to compose himself, hunching himself over slightly to try and avoid a breakdown, the unbridled and legitimate rage in his voice; I dunno what his dad did to him but i hope he's come to the realization that he needs help.
The actors for Alexander and Eliza were chosen for the roles because they were married irl. And they’d be able to hold hands and kiss.
As someone who has struggled with being homosexual my entire life, bootleg Hamilton truly opened my eyes. I’m more gay than ever!
I still struggle with homosexuality. No matter how hard I try, I remain straight!
@@mirandabee2323 oh
Isn’t it funny how the things that tell you not to be gay make you more gay?
@@mirandabee2323 what truly counts is that you don't stop trying, and you don't lose hope!
I believe you can be gay🏳️🌈
Oh for me this just made me more bisexual! :D
As a theater kid I genuinely felt bad when he forgot his lines until I heard the gum thing 😭
HIS teacher clearly never made him stick it on his nose when he got caught chewing it in class 🤭
That's literally one of the most important rules in theatre: *don't chew gum on stage-* 😭
He probably remembered but like he decided NO I MUST NOT SAY MY LINES I MUST CHEW GUM👹
@@mafuyume I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY PEOPLE WANT TO LIKE OS THAT NOT STRESSFUL?
@@LlamaLlamaMamaJama real..
What's more ironic in this whole illegal mess, is that Hamilton did went to Jesus to find some sort of grievance by himself, which is a stronger message, although not intended, to Christianity, instead of someone FUCKING FORCING IT DOWN YOUR THROAT
Let's just forget how Eliza managed to find forgiveness to Hamilton so they could share grief, nah nah, it was Jesus who forced her to forgive him, how in the fuck is that supposed to convince me to be a Christian?
fun fact!!! when you license a show!!!!! you're not allowed to change!!!!!! anything in the script!!!
the way you can barely hear ˢʰᵉ ᵗᵉˡˡˢ ᵐʸ ˢᵗᵒᵒᵒʳʸʸʸʸʸ at 42:45 is way too fucking funny to me
Yeah it killed me. Its like he was in the other room and heard her sing that and was like “oh crap that’s my cue” and sang that. 😂
WAIT-
He was chilling in Bethels Kitchen
If ykyk
(But don't worry, it's still Scamilton related)
*gasp* *she TELL MY STORY*
nobody can hear him so she has to say it
I didn't think it'd be that funny but it definitely was 😂
Honestly, I think Burr-kid's lack of enthusiasm is actually terror. As a baby drama kid, a lot of my friends who were having their first roles had similar stage presence-- wasn't that they didn't care, they were just *literally* shaking.
I feel bad for all of these children. I don't think any of them could have known that their church was being extremely underhanded by putting on this show, and this is in no way their fault. I hope these kids are okay.
Yes which is why I'm glad this commenter isn't being hard on them and I wouldn't want to watch someone who was
Yes, you could here the tremble in his voice
Not gonna like Arron burr kid also kinda looks gay being a person in the lgbtq+ community whose father is a pastor knows when there’s a closeted gay
man i feel so bad now :(
My Guess is King George is the director standing in as a last minute replacement.
Burr flubbing the word "Inimitable" is one of the most ironically symbolic things i've ever seen
As a theater kid I feel physical pain watching scamilton, every time they censor something out I need to sing the songs properly to help me calm down.
Real
I’m personally not Christian, but I do feel bad for all the rational Christians out there who are having their religion represented in this awful way.
Should speak up against the ridiculousness then 😂
There are none.
*Look to the inquisition* Oh yeah, poor Christians image
I’m inclined to think that the rational Christians are fine. They just do their thing and don’t bother about anyone else.
@@Cons-CatYeah, thanks 😒
"unfiltered christian rage" is now my new favourite phrase
no bc SAME
LMAOOO
I know people that have been cured of Christianity, and they still have that rage sometimes.
@@dinterdos “Hamilton” said calmly
@@moreblack To be fair, you're told that you suck, you're a "dumb worthless sinner" unless you give your entire life and everything you care about over to a god, who doesn't show himself, gives no proof that they exist or did exist and tells you that if you don't believe, you're going to hell. You will never be good enough, even though Jesus died on the cross, you still absolutely suck, remember that worm because you're a weak sinner who is nothing with out god.
Oh and if you're LGBTQ+ or support it, you're in direct violation over over half a dozen pretty easy to understand excepts from a text written by past humans who were supposedly actually just puppets, because God was writing through them.
Be fruitful and multiply with your sisters, your daughters and your wife, but not your son, because that would be gay (Polygamy wasn't considered bad, neither was incest, it's right there in Genesis. But being gay is referenced as absolutely sin in various passages and anyone who says wrong is just denying how anti-LGBTQ the Abrahamic religions all are), be fruitful and multiply. God knows all, sees all and knows what will happen, but you still have free will, so it's still your fault.
Even if you do everything right you might still end up in hell because you didn't believe enough and everyone you like and love that isn't Christian like you is doomed.
Of course they're angry. That entire mindset is a nervous break down with psychosis waiting to happen. Being told and made to feel like you're worthless with out an invisible being to tell you that you have worth. let alone all the other confusing, contradictory and generally just nasty things the bible says and has stories about. Like, it's not a pleasant or heart warming read in the slightest.
4:14 Fun fact! My school is Beauty and the Beast, there were many children in it.
I was a candle stick and did gymnastics.
Guess what the boys where…
CARPETS AND A (I KID YOU NOT).. A BRICK WALL
I call them
Scamilton
Illegally Blonde
And Skethers
I feel like the reason they keep the harem joke is because it has always been a theme to villanize women, to show them as overly sexualized/sexually deviant/more prone to sin
Jezebel!
Yep, also these kind of Christians (not all through, just a decent amount) don’t like women too so it fits for them to keep it.
Made me wonder if this was an Evangelical church.
Apostasy fr
@@amityislandchumprobably
This unironically is giving me a better insight on what makes Hamilton such a great musical. In seeing what they did wrong it’s way easier to see what OG Hamilton did right. It’s a great analysis
honestly same! i’ve spent many years in post-hamilton burnout/cynicism as a theatre kid that was all over it in 2016/17, and this video actually got me feeling nostalgic and wanting to watch the original again. considering how memed the og (and minecraft versions of the) songs are amongst my friends, that’s impressive for sure
@@HunterSlingbaum oh god as long as you weren’t spreading the cynicism all over the internet 😭
@@Sunny_dayz. lol nope! it was mostly just jokes with my other theatre kid friends from high school that were also wrapped up in the initial hamilton craze. though even at the best of times, i’ll admit that i do still have some complicated feelings with lin manuel miranda’s singing…
@@HunterSlingbaum that’s completely valid I love/hate his singing but I can never imagine a better person for the role. I’m glad he’s gotten better with time cuz I can’t take Hamilton vocals again lmao.
@@HunterSlingbaum same! I actually stopped midway through the video to re watch the original because I hadn’t seen/listened to it in years. I’ve spent years in Hamilton burnout and it was nice to be reminded why I used to love it
the funniest part of this whole thing is that a church steals the play, violating one of the ten commandments
9:00 I don't know... for all the crazy things happening in this play, person playing Washington here did quite well. He also seems like one of the few people that actually want to be there and are into the role.
I agree, It probably helped that he could just copy the original actor.
I personally think that with a bit of enthusiasm, Aaron Burr could have almost saved the show. Also- about the harem joke not being cut, as well as Burr mentioning how he keeps Theodosia's bed "warm," I find it funny to think they didn't know what it meant, so they just kept it in
That’s so on brand for this production, you might actually be right.
I mean also... there are harems in the bible....
@@justajumpingypsygirl True ig, but I'm assuming it's *those* kind of Churches, yk?
@@justajumpingypsygirl there are also abortions but they won’t talk about that
@@Morbidity100 where?
I dont even blame these kids. You can't encompass a character when you aren't portraying the story properly. And this is a HARD show to do, directors should've recognized that its not a show they were capable of doing.
The kids probably weren't even allowed to watch actual Hamilton 😂
The “director” was probably the pastor
The point isnt to make it a great performance. The point is to have fun and give entertainment to the audience.
This guy is taking church plays too seriously. Its a cover. Relax. its all kids just doing a church play after all. Churches dont have a full time actors group after all.
@MattH123 maybe they shouldn't do a two hour copy written play then ? They created a two story set, had multiple costumes, lav mics and lighting. This was a full production. There's a reason why yhey got sued. There are plenty of shows they could have done legally.
@@waltermh111 It wasn't their art to alter. They didn't ask permission and changed fundamental aspects of the show. Nobody's "taking it too seriously" we're just annoyed that the adults in the situation defaced someone else's art.
42:50 I just love how Washington yells from the back, like when you get called into a room that you're far away from
Fun fact!:alexander Hamilton never really healed from Philips death
Ten years out of high school and I still have nightmares of forgetting lines from musicals I never even performed in BUT TO SEE THE AUDACITY OF THAT MAN CHEWING GUM--
My Theatre teacher would have my head!
bro my drama teacher would be absolutely seething
I'm in high school doing plays... That guy straight up forgetting his line on stage... I felt it in my being.
@@agamerdoesthings9317 SAME 😭 like he didn’t even try to recover, just stood there not saying anything 😧
It helps him think
Something that is promoted within Christian churches is singing even if you're not good at it.
Plus you can't really expect a bunch of adverage teenagers going through puberty with no training to perform on the same level as a Broadway company. that's like telling a middle schooler to run a race against a Olympic runner.
@@BlazeDupree1525 The main characters are all adults…
@@obeliilebo3949 George and Washington are adults. Tone death adults, who clearly have never had any vocal training or anything. The rest of the cast are children.
@@BlazeDupree1525 the one who plays Eliza and the one who plays Alexander are married. So they might look young, and besides, they probably weren’t forced to do this
Ikr my church I'm being forced to go to has a choir that sounds like the literal muppets
38:13 The fact that the song after this has Hamilton taking his kids to church and saying "And I pray, I never used to do that before." Which can be read as him finding God through the tragedy and just completely removing all subtlety and agency from Hamilton's character and just having a priest convert him ham-fistedly is very ironic and funny.
Funniest part of this is that Hamilton was literally bisexual 💀
20:57 as a person who studied history and had to read all of the federalist papers, I also want to cry whenever I talk about the amount hamilton wrote
THIS COMMENT HAD ME CRYING
LMAO 😭
YOUR PFP😭😭😭 it fits the video tbh
LMAOOOOOOO fellow historian here I AM SO SORRY but theres at least one thing you liked didnt you
At first I thought it was just really funny, and kind of hoped that everyone who owns the copyrights to Hamilton (Lin-manual Miranda and Broadway) would just turn a blind eye, but as soon as I heard the word “homosexuality” come out of the pastors mouth, I wanted everything to go up in flames lol
Sending all the money to a pro lgbtq charity is so brilliant and satisfying
Specially since Hamilton was possibly bisexual (LMM thinks of it as part of the character). Using a queer person's story to spout anti-queer propaganda is fucking disgusting.
@@aldranzam3456 it’s straight up vile.
No for real, that made me so happy. Justice and snark, my favorite combination
Hey, not rlly part of the musical threatre community. Cld I ask under what scenarios it's illegal to perform musicals? Is it illegal even if it's non-profit or a school production or something? I'm curious because my school has done things like hairspray, frankenstein, a mid summer night's dream, etc. Do they have to buy the rights for that?
@@aldranzam3456 plus the original cast also had a few LGBTQ members as well
The fact that that church is from the city I live in is so embarrassing
omg im so sorry
@@fnafsb_glamrockchica HAHA thanks for your condolences 😭
Eliza did have a really good voice. They just needed to help her hit the right notes. 😭
the burr kid definitely has potential and i feel so bad because its clear to me that whats holding him back here is his fear and anxiety but i cant even blame him for that because i know how it feels.
hope that kids doing well and if he continues to do musicals that it goes further for him.
Hamilton just needs to talk less smile less in this bootleg. Oh and burr could acc get on actual Hamilton with vocal work- he tried to fix everyone else’s screw ups and actually tried lmao
@@caitlyncarvalho7637 I mean yeah- they wouldn’t be getting in legal trouble 😂 but if they could make a good musical then they should
@@caitlyncarvalho7637 Uh- you’re asking the wrong person- I’m an atheist- but I don’t really know what I’d do-
But I mean it could give people a sense of hope? I don’t know..
@@caitlyncarvalho7637 I don’t know how to answer this- it sounds really dumb, i just don’t!
15:51 ngl when she started spewing her love for Jesus instead of her love for her husband my dogs started barking and only stopped when I paused the video 💀
Dogs always hate my videos :(
@@maxwellgreenee they actually loved your video, they just didn’t like the scare preaching in scamilton, or as I like to call it; screeching. They have a zero tolerance policy against screeching. We give all the love in the world to you and your videos ❤️ ❤️ ❤️
@@caitlyncarvalho7637better than plagiarising someone's play and stuffing a left field jesus reference into it that's nothing to do with the actual plot, is never explored, and doesn't say anything real about the christian faith other than this one character has it? Hmmmm very hard question lol.
What they could do is perhaps write their *own* play that's *about* that rather than steal and censor the hard work of someone else.
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This is probably what i sound like when i decide to sing the show while cleaning 😭
16:14 when Hamilton says the most based line of the entire play
Did they really have a priest go up to a man and tell him "hey have you ever considered that your child's death is your fault?" and thought that was a touching momeng
Biggest facepalm right there.
It felt so vile and predatory to me!
To that church, it probably is a normal thing to say to someone whose relative recently died. It's a disgusting thing to do, but pastor privilege, i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As someone who has experienced this behavior due to my family being religious, it's an awful feeling to hear someone tell an ACTUAL grieving person that maybe it's their own fault. I never spoke to my uncle after what he did
Aint no hate like christian love
You know something’s wrong when a high school drama club with an incredibly low budget, but passionate actors, can put on a better the show than mega churches that are rolling in cash.
I was just thinking a really talented high school drama class or community theater would love to have those expensive costumes and set pieces. Instead it’s wasted on this 😅
my high school drama club's production of a show we wrote ourselves is better than this even though we had no budget (we had to use what the school already had and pay out of pocket), people kept joining and quitting, and the club almost got terminated multiple times because administration thought we were goofing off. and to top it all off the director got fired a month before the show with no replacement because the school didn't care enough to get one. we did the best we could to advertise the show but the only people who came were family members and our former director. that was freshman year though, thankfully now they have a stable and successful theatre program. shit I got off topic again I swear I can't write a comment without turning it into an essay
Yep, name checks out.
My school choir could’ve pulled it off, they actually know how to sing 😭
12:21 my least favorite part is how they cut the part where the chorus sings "She'd be lying" with eliza because it feels like that verse is one of the most important parts of the song: Eliza is keeping quiet about who she loves so that angelica can be happy and having the chorus sing that small part adds impact to it and shows that it is the truth. Angelica wouldnt be fine and Eliza knows that, now it just feels weird, my brain expects to hear multiple voices sing "She'd be lying"
I think you got mixed up. Eliza is the one getting married. Even though Angelica wanted to marry Hamilton, she let Eliza have him so she would be happy "I would choose her happiness over mine anytime" (Reynolds pamphlet)
im not usually a subtitles person for youtube at least but the diction in this musical was so bad i kinda needed it
I have the absolute utmost respect for Hamilton production donating the money from the lawsuit to support LGBTQ+ organizations 🙌🙌
I hadn't heard that, that is really cool
Ah sick
literal smack in the face to the priest who listed homosexuality with drugs and alcohol. Amazing.
@@someadorablebuffcat omg that wouldve been hilarious
Oh, they did? That makes me so happyyyy!!
I love the idea of two Thomas Jeffersons having a fist fight
It's like when you choose the same character in a fighting game and they have a different color. I just imagined that but with two Thomas Jeffersons fighting in France!
It was probably the scamilton Thomas vs the hamilton Thomas to see who's the true Jefferson
The mental image that this gave me is fantastic.
Miku Jefferson vs Bootleg Jefferson
I’ve had Miku binder Jefferson out of my head for a while. Why’d you have to remind me? :(
37:37 I’m sorry? No one said that some random person out of script would show up and tell Hamilton that he should believe in God. Like this is fine for them but I’m disgusted. Like he said, it’s despicable how they BLAMED poor Philips death over his SINS!! HIS SINS!
I've seen the original Hamilton twice and the amount of rage I felt throughout this video was immense. At one point I had to pause the video just to scream into a pillow.
guys i'm gonna be real right now, that line where hamilton goes "turn around, it's over, or i will leave your mouth toothless" actually had me laughing so hard that for a split second i thought it was genius.
yeah i thought it was a decent way to get around the actual line, much better than a lot of the other line changes
Kid's bop version of Hamilton 😂🤣
what song is that supposed to be?
@@patronafly5045 cabinet battle #1
@Sophie Arneson Its the “turn around and bend over i’ll show you where my shoe fits” line.
As a Christian I am officially terrified that they’ve ruined one of my favorite musicals- I don’t even think ruined is the best word choice for this disaster.
Edit: I didn't think this would start a comment war LMAO
As a Christian I’ve sadly accepted that we have two, count ‘em- 2, good musicals about our faith and that is Prince of Egypt from Dreamworks and Jesus Christ Superstar
As another Religious person, I too also was mortified when I knew this. Everything gave me second hand embarrassment from the singing, to the change in messages.
Like I get it, they make plays. It can be fun. But like, if you’re already going to change a lot until the storyline is no longer the same, then you might as well not pick Hamilton! It’s based off real history, and it’s why you don’t want to change things.
I’m sure there are other things to make plays off of. I just don’t get why they chose Hamilton 😅
@@miatortelllini4049 AMEN TO THAT!
ngl i am a Christian and i LOVEEEEE Hamilton, but geez they just set it on fire. its just. i have no words. i prefer the OG Hamilton over this.
SAME. this is making me feel so embarrassed as a christian
When they brought in that “preacher” after Phillip’s death I almost threw my coffee mug through my TV screen! 🤬
I'm tone deaf and I feel great about myself now
I felt so bad for the actress who played Eliza during Burn. It sounded like she was not only off on almost every note, but like she was straining to get there at all. The tension I imagined in her throat made my throat start hurting second-hand.
Yeah, and Burn only hits a D5. I have a low voice for an AFAB person and even I can reach that, especially with a good warm up. She sounds like she could be a good singer but badly needs lessons.
She seemed to have a fair amount of vocal talent earlier on, so I have no idea how she was failing so badly at the end. Poor kid.
These poor singers sound like actors on comedy who are singing off-key as a joke. Bravo for their bravery of attempting this … it’s not easy to sing or act in front of people. Where was the choir director?
@@dalailarose1596 probably just that eliza's actress had been singing all night, i wouldn't be surprised if she needed a break. obviously eliza doesn't have as many scenes as other characters, but she still has quite a bit, and it doesn't help that they're kinda big in a lot of cases.
obviously i know nothing about these kids, but just judging from the performance it feels like this is their first musical. they might not have a lot of training when it comes to singing, and therefore by the end are just straining to finish it out, eliza's actress included.
@@ashtonisvibing that makes sense, singing for hours on end is tiring and often requires some training. It's another reason why making her be Maria was dumb. That song probably helps act as a break for Eliza for both a rest and a costume change.
Not only does King George not have to dance or perform outside of his three songs, but all three songs are the exact same music and melody, just different lyrics. All he had to do is remember his lines.
Jonathon Groff was spectacular with his funny face expressions and the way he delivered it. Then there is that guy who looks 30 and just got thrown on stage.
I could do that easily and it would be so much better after only learning for a week
Per song
not to mention, this guy only had to remember two songs
guarantee without a doubt in my mind that this is the director of the musical
43:05 she needed Jesus's strength to steady her voice and relax her soft pallet, instead Jesus closed the door to heaven and put a pillow in the gap to block out her prayer.
I can't wait for the church version of Rent where the entire show is censored.
they would just add a preacher saying "the moral of this story is that if you don't support landlords then you'll get AIDS and die"