Best of Springfield Bullies

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 5 ก.พ. 2025
  • Winner of our last poll, here is Jimbo, Dolph, & Kearney with the occasional Nelson. Happy new year, hope you enjoy!
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  • @MooMooFutch
    @MooMooFutch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    I absolutely love how totally genuine Jimbo was when giving acting advice to James Woods.

    • @lowhp_comic
      @lowhp_comic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      and then has an existential crisis
      _i'm...me?_

    • @toby099
      @toby099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simp

    • @virg0_lem0nade
      @virg0_lem0nade หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      i'm not surprised, since after all, he does love watching soap operas with his mom!

  • @conr1633
    @conr1633 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1037

    I still don’t understand how 3 grown women can voice teenage boys so perfectly. Gotta love the power of voice acting.

    • @iresco3924
      @iresco3924 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @BabyJoker 899 Wym? He's just giving a compliment

    • @TheDrag0nSlayer
      @TheDrag0nSlayer 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @BabyJoker 899 lol, no one was saying it was deep. It's called admiration. You aren't special.

    • @BluuDemon
      @BluuDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Teenage boys?? One of them was married… and is 27 years old… and has children… that ain’t no teenager

    • @c.syde65
      @c.syde65 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@BluuDemon I think Kearney's overall age varies between episodes. In some episodes he's portrayed as a teenager, while in others he's portrayed as an adult. His age is ambiguous on all counts though, since he's the size of a teenager, but with the voice of a child.

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @conr1633: Because our vocal chords are different, we can change the pitch of our voices - an adult man cannot do that because his voice has already "broken" so he cannot sound like a pre-teen or teenage boy anymore, but a women can change to sound like any age. Tress McNeille can sound like an old woman [ Cat throwing woman/Agnes Skinner ] and also sound like a teenage boy [ Dolph ].

  • @Daevicus
    @Daevicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    Hey dude, he's raggin' on your cord!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Get him!

    • @nothingcankilldagrimace
      @nothingcankilldagrimace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      That’s one of my favorite lines in the series!!!

    • @Daevicus
      @Daevicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@nothingcankilldagrimace lol same! The whole scene is classic!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@striking304 (runs anyway)

    • @HazardousEnviroments
      @HazardousEnviroments 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Hey! He’s turning left!

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1435

    Kearney has so much lore its amazing

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Yeah, well Dolph has a remarkable voice. When I first heard it, I became infatuated with Tress MacNeille. She does a remarkable job voicing him and nobody can replace her to save their lives.

    • @ProgrammedForDamage
      @ProgrammedForDamage 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      He's amazingly a teenager and a parent of a teenager. I guess he could be dating an older woman.

    • @mvader7188
      @mvader7188 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was around for the bicentennial.

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@ProgrammedForDamage I think Kearney isn't a teenager and is in fact an adult [ he is old enough to drive but not drink yet well not in the US anyway, here in the UK you can drink when you are 18 ] that has been held back and still in Elementary School because he is basically "thick" . He is often seen shaving in class and he smokes so he is old enough to do those things he could be between 19 and 21.

    • @toby099
      @toby099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simp

  • @louis3587
    @louis3587 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    “I say that as a teenager and a parent of a teenager”
    I realized about ten seconds later that this joke makes no sense I started laughing hysterically

    • @EstherHulst-Artist
      @EstherHulst-Artist 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      He must have been 9 years old

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@EstherHulst-Artist8, and that's when the kid was born.

    • @user-qb3yp9dm4y
      @user-qb3yp9dm4y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheBcoolGuy 6

    • @TheBcoolGuy
      @TheBcoolGuy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@user-qb3yp9dm4y I guess if a teenager has to be under 18 and not just have an age that ends with 'teen'.

    • @user-qb3yp9dm4y
      @user-qb3yp9dm4y 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@TheBcoolGuy at the most extreme:
      his son is 13, he is 19
      19-13=6
      kearney had to be 6 at the tie of his son's birth. q.e.d.

  • @ShinRyojin
    @ShinRyojin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3134

    “This is for wasting teacher’s valuable time!”
    Nelson really is lawful evil.

    • @edgarneil
      @edgarneil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Haha

    • @cordyceps7531
      @cordyceps7531 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Also when he punched Bart for pretending to be with Lovejoy’s daughter

    • @TheSuperSpud
      @TheSuperSpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      i would've thought chaotic good

    • @Pikashockdragon
      @Pikashockdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@TheSuperSpud I'm pretty sure Barts' the one who's chaotic good.

    • @TheSuperSpud
      @TheSuperSpud 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@Pikashockdragon chaotic good to chaotic neutral

  • @sinister1007
    @sinister1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2183

    “My divorce was tough on my kid, but he got over it” “I sleep in a drawer” One if the best lines of the Simpsons in my opinion

    • @bobbobby1987
      @bobbobby1987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      That's the stupidest opinion I've ever heard. Stop posing as a Simpsons fan.

    • @erwinlopez8368
      @erwinlopez8368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Super nintendo chalmers was better

    • @sinister1007
      @sinister1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@bobbobby1987 wth? I have watched literally every episode at least 3 times if not more. You’re the poser here

    • @kingjulian7045
      @kingjulian7045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@bobbobby1987 jackass

    • @kevinlveng7007
      @kevinlveng7007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@bobbobby1987 The Internet in a nutshell

  • @jayluck8047
    @jayluck8047 4 ปีที่แล้ว +943

    “I didn’t say stop.”, is one of Matt Groening’s best running gags ever. Bender uses it in Futurama as well.

    • @Zimisce85
      @Zimisce85 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      In the Simpsons, Kathy Perry used it too... That scene kind of haunted my early twenties.

    • @BlackBoxOnlineRadio
      @BlackBoxOnlineRadio 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      And the animals that gave Homer a massage in the garden of eden.

    • @AogNubJoshh
      @AogNubJoshh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      The jug hoedown too

    • @b1646717
      @b1646717 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That is also a great cover of My Sharona.

    • @blob5907
      @blob5907 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Zimisce85 I saw that special with my whole family on christmas sooo awkward

  • @matthewpennell9694
    @matthewpennell9694 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1650

    Who else here loves how even though they are the bullies, they are also some of the softest characters in the show too.

    • @bigboyjohnny5720
      @bigboyjohnny5720 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Yeah 100%

    • @sinister1007
      @sinister1007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Lol so true though

    • @cryosapien4607
      @cryosapien4607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Just like real bullies

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Neslon watching Andy williams confirms this

    • @trevor8649
      @trevor8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Could anyone watch my animations and tell me what you think thanks! (Ps. Im not a bot lol)

  • @johnnymcblaze
    @johnnymcblaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +734

    "I hardly ever let mother fight for me any more" spinners laugh killed me.

    • @punga6102
      @punga6102 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Spinners?

    • @SWEGTA
      @SWEGTA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      SPIIIINNEEEEEEEER

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If you are going to use a character's name, at least look up how to spell it.
      Skinner not Spinner.

    • @user-qf6uu8kr4w
      @user-qf6uu8kr4w 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@diggydiggyhole-fan
      His autocorrect did this smartass

    • @acatte1
      @acatte1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      “boaking accident”

  • @atlasking6110
    @atlasking6110 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1009

    "I don't believe it - now my pants are chafing me" - smooth, man!

    • @mkultra2456
      @mkultra2456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Aye Jimbo's a player.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @MK Ultra But Young Dolph is a little nigga.

    • @casualcooks1735
      @casualcooks1735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@dannythomas417 wow you said the n-word you must be _sooo cool_

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@casualcooks1735 Just like Young Dolph as well as his voice actress, Tress Macneille. She does a remarkable job voicing him. He's one of the greatest characters she's ever voiced.

    • @casemods
      @casemods 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The way he said it compared to his normal voice too.

  • @catata4544
    @catata4544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    4:43 “shoplifting is a victimless crime like punching someone in the dark”

    • @ryananchors1967
      @ryananchors1967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That made me laugh. Although shoplifting from large corporations is a victimless crime. Or rather the victim deserves it, anyway. Especially if the person is just stealing food or similar essentials.

    • @EdgyVidyaGeneral
      @EdgyVidyaGeneral 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@ryananchors1967 You don't know anything about ethics or philosophy, so you should honestly keep quiet.

    • @tatotaytoman5934
      @tatotaytoman5934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@EdgyVidyaGeneral let the fool continue to shoplift

    • @sagesarrazine6270
      @sagesarrazine6270 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@EdgyVidyaGeneral I agree with you that there are more nuanced subtle consequences to crimes without direct individual victims, but its odd for me to agree with a dude named chode wrangler on a philosophical topic

    • @Djorgal
      @Djorgal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sagesarrazine6270 That's not philosophy, that's socioeconomic!

  • @snakey934Snakeybakey
    @snakey934Snakeybakey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

    Homer's reaction to Jimbo quitting vigilantism and going to law school is the best XD

  • @anna98_ck
    @anna98_ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

    I like the episode where Bart and co go on a road trip and Nelson starts crying cause Andy Williams sings 'Moon River' at the concert

    • @heyman6507
      @heyman6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bart on the road

    • @snaveevans8784
      @snaveevans8784 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that’s one of my favourite episodes

    • @anna98_ck
      @anna98_ck 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The grammar rodeo

    • @5280PolotheKid
      @5280PolotheKid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@anna98_ck lol the grammar rodeo

    • @ukar69
      @ukar69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Who can forget the 'Wigsphere'

  • @leramar
    @leramar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +295

    "He's ragging on your chord" is still one of the best lines in the whole show.

    • @San-cs6lk
      @San-cs6lk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      chord?

    • @leramar
      @leramar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@San-cs6lk lol, cord*

    • @ianlaswick9505
      @ianlaswick9505 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@San-cs6lk he's probably a musician

    • @trashmammal5757
      @trashmammal5757 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The fact that they acknowledge that's it's indeed a cord and not a belt
      XD

  • @ThisCanNotBTheFuture
    @ThisCanNotBTheFuture 3 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like PUNCHING someone in the dark!"
    Love hearing Nelson wax philosophical.

    • @gyozakeynsianism
      @gyozakeynsianism 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gotta nuke something.

    • @toby099
      @toby099 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Simp

  • @jdubya7
    @jdubya7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +215

    "Eat Up Martha" and "Hey dude he's raggin on your cord" kill me every time

  • @antoniobanderas7810
    @antoniobanderas7810 2 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    "Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we've ever had!"
    The simpsons really did predict the future! 😂🤣😂

  • @scorchx3000
    @scorchx3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    I love how when Jimbo, Nelson and Dolph are beating up Kearny how Bart just shrugs and joins in.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I hate Kearney so much. Jimbo and Nelson are alright. But Dolph is not only my favorite character in the show, but my favorite character ever to be voiced by the legendary Tress MacNeille. Her voice is always the first thing on my mind. I’ll be crushed if she dies or at least she steps down from voicing Dolph.

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Bart is always on the negative end of the bullies. That's his only chance to "fit in".

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@diggydiggyhole-fan I see. Anyways, Kearney is full of shit.

  • @Maxplosives
    @Maxplosives 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    As a kid I always thought it was weird in the shoplifting bit how Jimbo was keeping his voice hushed to avoid getting caught, but then Nelson goes screaming "LOOK WHAT I GOT".

  • @xilencered7788
    @xilencered7788 4 ปีที่แล้ว +194

    Skinner trying to steal the Hyundai H is the best scene. Classic Simpsons

    • @13thvarebel16
      @13thvarebel16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And I love how when they get busted by the owner (one of their students) they run for it!

    • @mrbrianandrewsmith
      @mrbrianandrewsmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Especially since he made it sound like he had a Lexus or something.

    • @bryguy1750
      @bryguy1750 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@13thvarebel16 lmao XD 🤣😂

    • @oldtwinsna8347
      @oldtwinsna8347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It was more funny back in the day of airing since Hyundai was still pretty mediocre for a car company, being twenty years behind their Japanese rivals. They've caught up big time since then, arguably even surpassed.

    • @elementalb3m957
      @elementalb3m957 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@oldtwinsna8347 No they just steal ideas off all the other companies badly

  • @Малэволензэ
    @Малэволензэ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +575

    Theory: Kerney is the only Simpsons character to break out of the time anomaly everyone in Springfield is trapped in. He tried to get everyone out by disrupting the system via causing chaos and mayhem before giving up, having a kid and sadly watch everyone else, even his best friends, trapped forever in a timeloop.

    • @numnaut1314
      @numnaut1314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      My new head cannon now.

    • @WalnutAnimations
      @WalnutAnimations 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      hmmm

    • @OklahomaBoomer
      @OklahomaBoomer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      I was thinking he may be a fourth dimensional being who’s capable of being a teenager, kid, and adult at differing times depending, and wanted his son to see his childhood

    • @analothor
      @analothor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      its less of a time loop and more of an immortality bubble

    • @jacobr5627
      @jacobr5627 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Jamshed (Sanjay’s son) & Mary Spuckler (One of Cletus’ kids) age.

  • @naturallyartificial4090
    @naturallyartificial4090 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    I love how inconsistent the age of Kearney is in the show. One episode hes shaving in the auditorium and talking about his divorce, the next hes using a fake ID to buy some beer.

  • @d.b.cooper1292
    @d.b.cooper1292 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Good evening young man, furthermore to this beer I’d like three of your finest, cheapest cigars, this will prove my adultivity” 🤣 too funny

  • @katabeats
    @katabeats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    Kearnie is divorced with a kid, attends elementary school so he's in 8th grade and failed it several times and he bullies and punches 4th graders lmao 🤣

  • @daglemj
    @daglemj 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    "four finger discount" is such a great meta joke.

  • @jameshowland9690
    @jameshowland9690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    My favorite Jimbo moment is when the school was closed and he got hooked on daytime soaps

    • @Sixstringman
      @Sixstringman 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Mine is when he sends the Mummy on its mystical journey

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Encounter with Moe😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ZIGZAG12345
    @ZIGZAG12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    "It's a lucky coincidence you happen to be your sister's brother!" - LOL! 🤣

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

    Little Jamshed: I have waited for this day... **shotgun**

  • @bushidotestu1997
    @bushidotestu1997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

    2:34 what’s funny is that more then likely Kearney could’ve just bought the beers and cigarettes legally since nobody seems to know how old he actually is

    • @silentopinion
      @silentopinion 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      According to the Simpson's wiki, he's around 16 or something like that.

    • @Teaformusic
      @Teaformusic 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@silentopinion yeah but for him to have either of his kids he has to be at least 19

  • @Kn0wM1ndFlowAndMusic
    @Kn0wM1ndFlowAndMusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    Nelson’s poster : Nuke the whales
    Lisa : “nuke the whales?”
    Nelson: “gotta nuke something”

  • @assortedpov
    @assortedpov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    Kearney: Take a memo on your Newton - "Beat up Martin"
    Newton: Eat up Martha

    • @greenraider44
      @greenraider44 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The Simpson’s predicted good ol autotype

    • @assortedpov
      @assortedpov 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ​@@greenraider44 Back at that time, tech companies were interested in trying to sell PDAs, which were pocket sized tablet computers. Apple Netwon's USP was meant to be handwriting recognition, but it was notoriously shit at it. PDAs never took off but eventually Apple managed to find use for their work on Newton when it contributed to developing the first iPhone. Now smartphones and tablet computers are everywhere! My uncle was working for HP and showed us a PDA around 2001ish, I remember thinking it was pointless - turned out 11 year old me was wrong. Still don't see the point of iPads though, when most of us have a laptop and a smartphone

    • @ianfinrir8724
      @ianfinrir8724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@assortedpov I was 15 when the iPad came out. I remember watching a review of them on Attack Of The Show. I thought they were neat but wouldn't be much more than a novelty as smartphones were already starting to be commonplace. I was wrong

    • @imjoesan
      @imjoesan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Banaananananananaman Ow!

  • @cteal2018
    @cteal2018 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

    Apu's kid with a shotty?? Are we not gonna talk about that?

    • @carlstirling103
      @carlstirling103 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      No

    • @markfryer9880
      @markfryer9880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      With trump in the White House and his spawn wanting to follow him, I say good call by Apu.

    • @corpsemachine6949
      @corpsemachine6949 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@markfryer9880 damn y'all really let that nigga live in your brain. Must be tough thinking about a man you don't know all the time.

    • @FerretCuddles
      @FerretCuddles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@markfryer9880 Lol trump living rent free between those ears. Get yourself some more soylent, xir.

    • @diggydiggyhole-fan
      @diggydiggyhole-fan 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I read your comment in Apu's voice. Besides, if he didn't have the shotty, they would of robbed the store.

  • @LaiLai-2111
    @LaiLai-2111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    Something about the Bullies makes me feel like they’d be main characters in a different show I’m not sure what

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Because in most shows the main characters aren't even as fleshed out or interesting as the side characters in early simpsons

    • @morbster6520
      @morbster6520 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Nah cause simpsons is meant to be a stereotypical show which makes nearly everyone seem like the main character.

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Ed edd n eddy

  • @Boo.....
    @Boo..... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Barts relationship with the bullies is a pretty complicated one.

    • @gyozakeynsianism
      @gyozakeynsianism 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      About as complicated as his relationship with Milhouse.

    • @jurisfootrag
      @jurisfootrag 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If he were taller, he'd totally be a bully lol

    • @ciarangleeson2880
      @ciarangleeson2880 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yeah, I guess he would be.

  • @sougotokiwa8439
    @sougotokiwa8439 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    Jimbo: I'm goin to law school...
    Homer: NOOO!!!!
    🤣

  • @thomaspfeil7084
    @thomaspfeil7084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    The Bullies have their moments of pure intelligence, I will give them that.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      And Dolph has his moments of entertaining us. Of course he’s voiced by none other than the legendary Tress MacNeille. I became infatuated with her the first time I heard Dolph’s sexy voice.

  • @Daevicus
    @Daevicus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    If you had just the audio from Kearney's son saying "I sleep in a drawer" you could swear it might be Ralph. Nancy Cartwright's the shit. That scene is even more funny because she's talking to herself in it, which happens quite often in The Simpsons, n I'm here for it.
    Absolutely legendary voice-actor.
    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Cartwright

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nancy is good, but not as good as Tress MacNeille(Dolph)

  • @colecopete
    @colecopete 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    “Okay, you’re you, I’m me.” “I’m me??” Fucking awesome lol

  • @SUEDUCE
    @SUEDUCE 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    “You let me down man, now I don’t believe in nothing I’m goin to law school”!
    “NOOOOOOOOO”!!!! Lol 😂

  • @montypeno1495
    @montypeno1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Nice P.J.s, Simpson. Did your mommy buy em for ya? Of course she did... Who else would? Alright Simpson you win this round.

  • @DOSRetroGamer
    @DOSRetroGamer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I say this as a teenager and parent of a teenager!
    This raises a few questions

  • @benitoswagolini3410
    @benitoswagolini3410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    'i have waited for this day',pulls out shotgun.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      (Kearney drops cereal)

    • @gosha7492
      @gosha7492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      i read this right as i was watching it

    • @scottland8698
      @scottland8698 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He may have an Indian Accent but he is 110% Murican

    • @ethang3997
      @ethang3997 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@scottland8698 anyone who lives in the US is American. 100% nonmatter the race we still guns blazin

    • @streeterville773
      @streeterville773 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@gosha7492 Same

  • @mercer982
    @mercer982 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    The clip on the thumbnail was right where it should be! Thank you :)

  • @dante4ever563
    @dante4ever563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    3:24 The way moe is humpin the window!😆💗

  • @angryferb1079
    @angryferb1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    “Hey Milhouse, cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed!”

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I'm cool!(gets run over and his glasses fly into the road)

    • @angryferb1079
      @angryferb1079 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dannythomas417 I’m out of here, I got Hebrew school

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@angryferb1079 (walks away speaking Hebrew

    • @gaodaidezzla8625
      @gaodaidezzla8625 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@dannythomas417 I didn't know that Dolph was from the Jewish community😳😲🕍

    • @imjoesan
      @imjoesan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gaodaidezzla8625 Lol

  • @mebb_12
    @mebb_12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "We've been doing a lot of upper body work on bart, today lets pound his kidneys"

  • @13thvarebel16
    @13thvarebel16 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Announcer: "Welcome to the Bully Corner"
    Jimbo: "Good evening, dumbasses."

  • @WiFi-qj5kr
    @WiFi-qj5kr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    Apple actually used the eat up martha scene as an example what not to do

  • @08dguy
    @08dguy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    My favorite parts are when they beat up Kearny and Bart jumps in and they thought the fumigation tent was a circus tent.

  • @paulallen1539
    @paulallen1539 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    James Woods telling Jimbo hey get over here, Jimbo nearly shit himself

  • @lovebug9696
    @lovebug9696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "four-finger discount, dude"

  • @saidtoshimaru1832
    @saidtoshimaru1832 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "I'm going to law school"
    "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

  • @jerryloft3008
    @jerryloft3008 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    "4 finger discount" haha

  • @benjaminrankin417
    @benjaminrankin417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I still try to use ‘now my pants are chafing me’ at least once a week

  • @thomasschradle6183
    @thomasschradle6183 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    They forgot my favorite.
    "what's inside you?"
    "Guts. Black stuff. About 50 Slim Jims."

  • @goldensoul1842
    @goldensoul1842 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Gotta love Kearny. Still in elementary school, has a kid and drives a car lol

  • @BDUBZ49
    @BDUBZ49 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    When the Simpsons had the racehorse, and Nelson said "That horse don't take no guff from anyone!" and Jimbo and Kearney were like "GUFF?", and Nelson says' "No, I meant sh**..." but they started punching him already for saying "Guff". =D

  • @dannythomas417
    @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Every line that Young Dolph says is better than the last. Thank God Tress MacNeille voices him. If she stops, he’s gone forever.

  • @krisfrederick5001
    @krisfrederick5001 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "I'm...ME?" F***king die everytime. He really tried to wrap his head around that.

    • @ZeHoSmusician
      @ZeHoSmusician 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes--you're you, I'm me... 😂

  • @Quince61020
    @Quince61020 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    0:21 “I sleep In a drawer.”

  • @michaelhealey9538
    @michaelhealey9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I forget the name of that episode at 5:15, but it always gets me 🤣

    • @greatest_bumble_bee_dude
      @greatest_bumble_bee_dude 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Stuff it
      Now homer simpson let jumbo joker and now he doesn't believe in anything anymore.
      He's going to become a cop 👮 🚓 🚔 soon enough to progress to become an undercover cop 👳 - lol ☺

    • @heyman6507
      @heyman6507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Its from "helter shelter"

  • @devinchrishaun
    @devinchrishaun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Poor Martin lol
    *"LETS JUST GET HIM"*

  • @GuyIncognito_
    @GuyIncognito_ 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "Hey Milhouse, cool kids ride bikes with their eyes closed"
    I don't know why that's so funny.

  • @1boxingfan944
    @1boxingfan944 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    " Get a way from my car!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

  • @JuliusCaesar888
    @JuliusCaesar888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The James Woods gag was priceless.

    • @jane1975
      @jane1975 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @JuliusCaesar888: I liked the bit when he cursed at the Microwave.

    • @ciarangleeson2880
      @ciarangleeson2880 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How did he go from a tightly wound convenience store clerk to a jittery Eskimo firefighter?

  • @ZonnexNecton
    @ZonnexNecton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Alright! The mummy is ready for his mystical journey."

    • @leociresi4292
      @leociresi4292 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Milhouse:”Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh! What’s happening!”😂

  • @virg0_lem0nade
    @virg0_lem0nade หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "here is my ID which confirms my adultivity"
    Honestly still me whenever i have to be carded, and i'm 30, lol

  • @spacepeep4850
    @spacepeep4850 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    2:28 my brother letting me play a m rated game as a kid

  • @NikkiBrewster-z2f
    @NikkiBrewster-z2f 29 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Kernys son is absolutely adorable as heck 😇👍

  • @lordbottaro4549
    @lordbottaro4549 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “I sleep in a drawer.”

  • @BuckyDStickman
    @BuckyDStickman 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    6:45 How Homer managed to squeeze 3 contradictory, but appropriate, reactions in a span of a few seconds is beyond me.

  • @hotrodgt66scarbuildsandmor46
    @hotrodgt66scarbuildsandmor46 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "Little chumshit, this store is in your hands" *SHOTGUN PUMP*

  • @davidk7212
    @davidk7212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Kearneys fake ID proves it: the Simpsons Springfield is in Utah

    • @BlueWhale544
      @BlueWhale544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Springfield,Oregon

    • @BlueWhale544
      @BlueWhale544 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Matt Groaning is from Portland,Oregon

  • @bisquit56
    @bisquit56 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I laughed out loud so hard at “shred my ‘nards!”

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Cause Tress MacNeille(Dolph) knows how to entertain people. 69 years old and she’s still a knockout!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Cause Tress MacNeille(Dolph) knows how to entertain people. 69 years old and she’s still a knockout!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Cause Tress MacNeille(Dolph) knows how to entertain people. 69 years old and she’s still a knockout!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Cause Tress MacNeille(Dolph) knows how to entertain people. 69 years old and she’s still a knockout!

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      ‘Cause Tress MacNeille(Dolph) knows how to entertain people. 69 years old and she’s still a knockout!

  • @odinvik7821
    @odinvik7821 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I love how when Skinner is trying to pry the H of Kearny's car chalmers is just hunched over watching him

  • @Mattitude23
    @Mattitude23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    ok ok...Now you're you i'm me
    Jimbo: I'm me??
    best interaction ever

    • @erik_gerhard
      @erik_gerhard 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Don’t...jerk me around, fella.”

  • @shaneinkster4775
    @shaneinkster4775 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    They’re never gonna change their ways

  • @karldaly9799
    @karldaly9799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “I don’t believe it now my pants are chafing me” hahaha I don’t care the guys a legend.

  • @stewartlynch1284
    @stewartlynch1284 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney with the occasional help from Nelson is similar to Crosby, Stills and Nash with the occasional help from Neil Young.

  • @dannythomas417
    @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Not only is Young Dolph my favorite character on the show, he is also my favorite character ever to be voiced by the legendary Tress MacNeille. Her voice is always the first thing on my mind every day. I just can't live without her. If she dies, EVERY character that she's EVER done in her career is gone forever.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BxxDxx Hoodoo I’ll admit I’m a freak. But hearing Dolph made me fall in love with Tress MacNeille instantly. I watch cartoons that she’s worked on every day after school. Just like kids from the 90s.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @BxxDxx Hoodoo I do, indeed. But many kids in the 90s grew up watching cartoons that Tress MacNeille worked on. And they liked it. Anyone who did that would be sad if she died.

    • @tamsuemomwife
      @tamsuemomwife 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      0:20 arrrr

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tamsuemomwife What the hell does that mean?

  • @jrussellcase
    @jrussellcase 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "Look fellas...the first snapdragon of the season" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Povilaz
    @Povilaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    1:54 wait a second. Is that... Is that Mike Toreno from San Andreas? Nice.

  • @JacobiusNH80
    @JacobiusNH80 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    lol James Woods ''Hey, don't jerk me around, fella'' lol

  • @kyerinbennett8391
    @kyerinbennett8391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    0:16 seconds in LOL “BAH!”

  • @cloud8317
    @cloud8317 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for including mostly classic clips.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      No offense, but I kinda like the modern ones better. At least Dolph talks more now, not like then. And Tress MacNeille does nail that sexy voice. Can’t even tell if it’s a woman.

  • @Mr_Bunk
    @Mr_Bunk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    5:47 Me and the boys preparing to go to the store during the pandemic

  • @Will.Flavell
    @Will.Flavell หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    4:27 Hey get away from my car 😂😂😂

  • @ciaranmcloughlin7165
    @ciaranmcloughlin7165 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:16 - 5:18 When I was a kid, I thought they were singing the show's theme song.

  • @SilentShadow269
    @SilentShadow269 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    How did Nelson go from being an intimidating bully for Bart to the but of every joke. It's funny, but at the cost of his character.

  • @19torento
    @19torento 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Not going to lie. This video is giving me that old familiar buzz on the back of my neck again.

    • @concars1234
      @concars1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's a gill

    • @19torento
      @19torento 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@concars1234 One or two of them? o_0

    • @concars1234
      @concars1234 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@19torento I went to highschool with a guy who would grow one fingernail out super long so he could draw blood when he gilled people

    • @19torento
      @19torento 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@concars1234 Super long finger, huh? I could see multiple uses for that.

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      There's a cream for that

  • @israelhernandez145
    @israelhernandez145 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had. Self snitching before it was an actual thing. Goons beyond their times.

  • @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
    @MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "My old man can't get a beer cause his old man wont give a beer to another old man, let's get him"

    • @ciarangleeson2880
      @ciarangleeson2880 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Wait, why are we getting him?”

  • @Rubysoho907
    @Rubysoho907 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Dolph is my favorite character in the Simpsons. I wish they'd do an episode with his background story.

    • @dannythomas417
      @dannythomas417 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Me too. But if his voice actress, Tress MacNeille stops voicing him, no Dolph episode. She’s the only person who can do him right. His voice made me fall in love with Ol’ Tressie.

  • @ErikaBell_Z
    @ErikaBell_Z 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Kearney is the only one who's aged, when the series started he was 10 like Bart for the first few seasons, he's now like 13 or 14 (but in 4th grade still) and himself has a kid. That stuff he ingested that Snake gave him must have broken him out of the Springfield Groundhog's Day loop.

  • @lukekiely2450
    @lukekiely2450 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I like how before Nelson was part of the group of bullies. Now he is his own force of nature 😂😂😂

  • @princessmarlena1359
    @princessmarlena1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    3:13 I love it when Bart joins in on the attack.

  • @AlvaroLopez-yu5nz
    @AlvaroLopez-yu5nz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    U know I really liked it when Nelson was still part of the bully gang!

  • @theswapmeetflea
    @theswapmeetflea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Aww, I was hoping for the scene when Bart and Lisa are helping Mayor Quimby get relected by handing out bumper stickers, Jimbo asks Bart, umm, yeah , I love _Grimby_ , can I have some more bumper stickers, dude?
    Bart hands him some , then literally the next scene , they got milhouse in a shopping cart covered in them , followed by Jimbo slapping the last sticker on his face and goes
    Alright, the mummy is ready for it's mystical journey! Then they push him down the hill 😂

    • @stefanfilipovits21
      @stefanfilipovits21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      “Yeah,yeah, I love Grimby! Can I have some more bumperstickers please dude?”
      “Alright! The mummy’s ready for his mystical journey!”
      😅😂🤣💀

    • @ciarangleeson2880
      @ciarangleeson2880 หลายเดือนก่อน

      “Aaaaahhh! What’s happening?!”

  • @entityarif8404
    @entityarif8404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I was also hoping to see the bullies chasing Ned Flanders to exhaustion.