Final Fantasy 15 "Review" | BTS Adventures™
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0:00 Intro
1:12 The Saga of Silly Names
4:05 Some Crimes Can Never Be Forgiven
5:31 Noctis Goes Grave Robbing for 20 Hours
8:22 Noctis vs. God
10:34 The Game has Stopped Being Coherent
12:12 How to Break the Entire Game
14:57 Conclusion - เกม
"Hey, hun."
"Yes sweetie?"
"Lookit my turtle."
aaaahahahahahahhh🤣
haha tortle go brrr
🤣🤣🤣
This blastoise is my work
Hate me Job
Hate me wife
Hate me mates
Love me turtle
Imagine marrying the king with god powers, only for him to show you a picture of a giant turtle at the wedding and being like „this is my most memorable moment in my entire life“
"I shoved this stupid reptile into a big ball of hyper-condensed mass. Greatest time of my life."
I didn't play the game, but the giant turtle was very cool indeed. I'd be proud to have a photo like that.
I mean to be fair, the moment of your ascension to godhood definitely trumps all that cheesy romantic stuff like "first seeing you" or "me and my fwiends camping :3"
My friend (who has already played it and knew what was coming) chose a nice picture of Ignus. I wanted to go with the one of the behemoth looking like it was orgasming but the ignus one was way funnier
I kept a picture of Prompto getting hit by a crab
As a Korean, I am confused of how much he is needlessly detailed and precise about Korean politics
He knows that his audience is largely American and we’re taught approximately jack shit about world politics. This video is basically our education on the subject
is easy to know and understand other countries politics , for example most people know about the politics of China and Russia
It was the strangest part about this video for sure, and that's saying something.
Is your name literally "Name" or am I dumb
@@chazzreinhold5008 juche gang juche gang juche gang juche gang
"If you know any latin, this game is fucking insulting"
Oh my god, each time I heard my friends say the names of the characters I was dying laughing.
I don't know any Latin but man the names are fuckin funny
Gladiolus is very close to a flower (for Spanish speakers)
Gladiola
XD
@Ramsey276one also known as sword lily.
so as far as I can understand, the only way to beat this game is talk to a dog to get sent back in time to Venice and enjoy a nice lasagna, then you ask the same dog to send you to new vegas to compress a mountain sized turtle into a black hole then taking a nap back in the future
Not really, I just played the open world for a while, not even completing half of the quests, and already has enough stats to beat the game.
@@qiang2884 True, but they implemented a new Insomnia after the first release, installing the Kings of Yore, three kings you have to fight and are twenty times harder than Ardyn. Which is normal for FF honestly. They also put Omega Weapon in as an optional boss.
But still, there are people who complete the game without ever going past Level 1. I can't, but there are people who have--then go on to complain that a game never designed for Level 1 runs isn't built for Level 1 runs.
btw he didn't mention the black hole trick doesn't work every time. You'd do better sapping it progressively with the same ring, just a different skill. That takes longer but works every time.
@@sudanemamimikiki1527 I do absolutely think Comrades was the intended combat, but because the new creative director was given only 3 years to fix the mess Nomura left behind after 7 years, they had to water down the main game's combat. It got much better with free updates and the royal edition, but Comrades is still a lot more fun. There are just random installations through the world that makes me think Cid being the upgrading method by just handing him the weapons and materials and waiting a while wasn't the original plan.
@@nachgebenthe ring success rate seems tied to your level compared to enemy level, from what I briefly gathered in the last area
11:17 And the worst part is, Max0r isn't joking.
To actually experience the full game and understand the story you have to:
- Play the mobile game (King's Tale)
- Play the Platinum demo.
- Watch the Kingsglaive movie (50% of the plot happened here)
- Watch the 5 episodes of the exclusive TH-cam anime series.
- Buy 6 DLC (Some of the DLC were cancelled leaving the story incomplete)
*Edit*
According to the comments below, apparently you have to buy a book to get the canon ending... I am speechless.
Eh, I would argue the story is complete. Whether or not you think the story is good is a different deal.
It's Rong rong! never played the game but the movie is just such an eyecandy
Platinum the original game and turtle should I go back and play more dlc?
@@potatochobit I got every achievement on steam and have played all of the dlc. The dlc are just nice additions to the story, I don't think they are mandatory, Prompto's is the best imo.
Lmao RONG RONG!! aaaa
Ardyn: “Hello there. I’m actually the chancellor of an evil empire. You can trust me.”
Noctis: “Okay I believe you.”
I see that you have *also* seen the Kingdom Hearts videos 😂
I understood this reference!!!!
Man of culture indeed
*son, take my luxurious cars*
*SUPERSAYIANBLUEGODSUPERSAYIANTHIRTHEENPATHSSAGEMODE*
Fun fact: the motion capture actor for King Regis at 1:16 is literally my next door neighbour Jon Campling. He also acted as one of the Death Eaters in Harry Potter. Living next to him is surreal, but he’s a really awesome guy, very grounded and down to earth.
Also Jesus Duck this is one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen. It appeals to my humour in every way possible. Easy subscription, fantastic work!
Dang, how is it living next to King King Light Heaven
Man I love the internet
@@idontknowyet2875 Hahaha - the funny thing is he couldn’t be further from the characters he plays. He’s the most grounded, down to earth, friendly guy I’ve lived next to. He’s played quite a few big roles, but the ones he’s always excited about are the smaller local projects he gets to be a part of, and every weekend without fail he’s rehearsing and performing at local venues as a musician. Now I can’t see his characters as anything more than suppressed hippies 🤷🏻♀️
That's pretty cool
"He might try to steal the platinum chip."
I fucking died.
I almost did but then this securitron showed up...
And so did the courier.
I liked this quote- because he played Fallout New Vegas before to put that quote in.
@@Justifier925 Except he didn't.
I'd love to see a Maxor's video about FNV honestly, I can't even imagine the insanity he can pull out of that game
I must thank Cup Noodles, Square Enix, and the Korean governments for funding the creation of this masterclass in visual storytelling and entertainment. Their generosity truly knows no bounds.
Indeed... Cup Noodles
The Sseth vibes are strong with this one
cup noodle
1kth like
By Cup Noodles
Ironically, Noctis has better chemistry with the girls of the mobile crossovers than his actual wife you're supposed to care.
Motherfuck was better character in alchemist code
A mobile game
Wait, who?
@@ShatteredGlass916 I think he's talking about that Mistwalker mobile game, it had a crossover DLC in FFXV.
Can confirm. He's instantly besties with the Warrior of Light in FFXIV.
look if they wanted us to care abotu Lunafreya maybe thy could've had her DO SOMETHING. Even fucking PRINCESS PEACH in PAPER MARIO did SOMETHING.
Congrats Square Enix. Your damsel in distres is more useless than PRINCESS FUCKING PEACH.
I remember when I was watching my friend play this on their birthday, we actually did the math on how much the Cup Noodle costs in-game compared to real life and with how much fuel costs in-game and in real life and do a comparison with each other. From what I remember, gas is very abundant in the world of Final Fantasy XV that it costs basically 50 cents to fill up your car's tank full while a single Cup Noodle costs about the same as gas prices were back in 2017 per gallon. Cup Noodle is treated more of a luxury than gas is in Final Fantasy XV.
There's monsters everywhere so travel (even by car) is VERY rare. Not to mention to sudden drop in population. Food would be more in demand, enabling food retailers to hike their prices up exponentially.
@@sweeety969 “Hey! We can triple our revenue with the influx of refugees from Insomnia! Come oooon, they’re good for it!” -random Lucian capitalist
wouldn't expect anything less of my ultimate flavor experience
"their"
Other games: For infinite xp, you must use this specific item while pressing your controller against the wall, duplicating it and giving you the experience.
FFXV: Travel back in time, murder a Turtle Demigod by throwing a black hole at it, travel back to the future, eat Lasagna and sleep in a hotel.
He doesn't even realize it can be better than that. Enter: Moogle Charms. I think you get one per playthrough, but pretend you're me and played this on NG+ too much:
1. Equip three Moogle Charms for XP boost
2. Eat Lasagna
3. Craft magic that both damages and gives an XP boost.
4. Kill the giant turtle and other super bosses repeatedly
5. Return to Altissia and find the SPECIFIC CLERK that offers a 3.0 boost (because there are two, and only one offers it)
6. Jump to level 119 because life sucks and you'll need to work harder than ever before to max at 120
@Marco Zepeda Then watch as your EXP increase for a seemingly endless amount of time when you get to a resting spot.
FFXV is actually a Disgaea game change my mind.
@@m.huseinaqilah1717 nah, there would be five quintillion times more levels to grind
"Then have a nice cold pint, and wait for all this to blow over." -Noctis
I love how the Cup Noodles thing isn't even forced product placement bt a shout out to the stuff that kept the square bois alive while making this game on 28h shifts.
It's beyond shout out, it's literally cannon that Cup Noodle exports to whatever country Noctis is in
Wait, it wasn’t an advertisement?!
Nah it was a blatant product placement, like Coleman and everything else in the game.
if that is true it proofes the saying: sometimes you gotta know when to hold'em and when to Fold'em
and damn the ff15 univers . . .it's just bad
game development 101: if you expect the player to visit an outside medium for the ingame story to make sense . . . that is just a bad game in the making
@@squallofthedai it wasn't paid for by Nissin meaning it is definitionaly not product placement
product placement
noun
a practice in which manufacturers of goods or providers of a service gain exposure for their products by paying for them to be featured in movies and television programs.
The best part of this game is when during the Cup Noodle quest, depending on your choice, they each lead you to a different Royal Weapon…
They linked the fuckin’ super move to a Cup Noodles quest
I didn't see one on my quest for steak were is it
But... You did get the ultimate flavor experience...
And then there's the free cup noodle dlc that give you a cup noodle hat that is literally a cup noodle.
It gives passive hp regen.
@@DamnDaimen ...truly a result of the squared workdaxs at the square enix insane asylum i see
My photo at the end of the game was one of the like 40 Prompto took of blind Ignis fallen over mid battle.
Noctis showing that to Lunafreya and them both smiling and laughing was one of the most surreal and unexpected gaming moments I've ever had.
"ah yeah, this is when my best friend was blinded and fell over while trying to fight and prove he was still useful."
@@sidneyrobinson18 I'm pretty sure he was also blackened from standing in water I hit with thundaga
Better than mine. It was a cute picture of Noctis and Iris on their date. I don't imagine Luna was very happy.
Mine was when we were all miarachi my chemical romance.
"It took us awhile to find our genre"
I spent like 30 minutes trying to hear all the voicelines
I am a firm believer that one day we will be able to finally see the epic collab between the cracked editor maxor and tsunomaki watame
PLEASE
We. Must. Believe. One day😤😭
if we dont believe, no one else will, so WE MUST CONTINUE WITH STRONG FAITH!!!
WE MUST KEEP GOING. FOR ONE DAY IT WILL HAPPEN
Yes~ may the best girl let them collab~
Im glad to see the Watame simping is taking back the control over Max0r from Genshin impact
Gacha is temporary but Watame is eternal. Also there's a image of Watame wearing Ganyu's outfit.
Gacha games sunk cost fallacy is temporary. Parasocial relationship with Virtual TH-camr Tsunomaki Watame is eternal.
I dunno, my boy Tartaglia is really rocking that keyboard...
All is right in the world
Nature is healing.
13:05 if you talk to the other receptionist to sleep at the hotel, the exp multiplier is 3x instead of 1.5
So you could have gotten the exp of 6 turtles if you really really wanted
Does it multiply the lasagna multiplier? If so you could get nine giant turtles of exp.
"this product is not worth any of your money, it will NEVER be; but holy shit, maybe it was worth my time."
every once in a while your videos have these shockingly touching and deep lines such as this, and they blindside me every single time.
hopefully nobody did a triple backflip on you
"Presumably with enough nukes to make Belka look like clown college."
As a fan of Ace Combat, I really appreciated that.
Ace Combat and Project Wingman's insanity is just one of the running jokes of this channel now.
...is what I would say, but this game makes Ace Combat 7's tone look like Ace Combat 3's. Project Aces seems kinda quaint now in comparison to the mighty ADHD of modern Square.
Ace Combat is just part of Max0r's lore now.
everything is Ace Combat
we are in Ace Combat
But Belka *is* Clown College
Some submarine Captain wants to talk to you
You’re the reason why I had to explain to my grandfather why I giggled when a Taco Bell ad came on the radio in the car
A thousand and a half likes but no reply’s? Is the simulation glitched
yes
@@the_king_of_kings_3413 simulation is most certainly glitched. you didt even reply to my comment
@@imrunningoutofnames2413 bro trying to reply to a TH-cam comment on a phone is a NIGHTMARE!!!!!
@@the_king_of_kings_3413 my brother in Christ it’s two button clicks
For those curious, the ending song is called "Paper Boats" from the game "Transistor" made by Supergiant, the same company that made Hades. Its a linear storyline and isn't a rougelite and is very emotional
Play it instead of FF 15. You will have a much better time with genuinely tight combat and a story that is also kinda batshit but is also comprehensive and .. you know. Good.
Thank you my guy, been scouring around since earlier trying to find the song 🙏🙏🙏
Yeah, kinda surprised me when I first heard that familiar melody. Max0r's got some good ass taste in music imo. He's used music from GGST, Arknights, Genshin, MGR, PGR, and other stuff too. I wonder if he's into the Hotline Miami soundtrack at all, because then our music taste will actually 100% line up
*Noctis passing Luna Freya a picture of particulary interesting fish he caught once years ago.*
Luna: Thank you Noct I will cherish this memory forever.
Considering they have both been separated for far too long, even just letting Lunafreya know about a particular fishing session would be a thing she cherishes simply because she knows Noctis did so.
Nearly passed out laughing when noctis showed his dead wife the cat pic I chose at the end
LMAO 😭💀 I know this comment is six months old but when Noctis showed Luna the photo prompto snapped of Ignis slamming his head into the car seat because I stopped on the breaks I laughed so hard and long that I threw up
@@allisonfields3108 bruh
@@allisonfields3108 I picked a photo with that woman you fight. Lets just say the marriage got awkward after that.
That's what I would've done
@@allisonfields3108 thats fucking awesome lmao
>final fantasy 15 gets the least votes in both polls
>makes a final fantasy 15 video anyway
Yeah, I'm thinking based.
Based on what?
@@petshop5941 on this
@@petshop5941 The will of Lygma.
@@CheeseOfMasters what’s lygma
@@superizillian957 LyGmA nUtz
I found XV to be a relaxing little puff of nothing exactly when I needed it. Covid turned my work into a total hellscape for about four months. I needed a game I didn't have to take seriously. This gorgeous but obviously broken Hot Topic bromance road trip was perfect. I don't think I've ever played anything that seemed so polished in some areas but such an incomprehensible hackjob in others.
i honestly loved everything about this game. its definitely not the best but its fun enjoying has a great story and characters ignoring the person who noctis is supposed marry but this game was a fantastic experience for the most part
Sometimes it just comes down to, "can I dive into this and disappear from the world", and the experience feeling great. If it feels good to me in the moment, I don't care that it doesn't work other times. If it feels good to me in the moment, I'm not focused on the overall plot I'm just enjoying seeing shit happen, etc. All the things described as bad are true, but also, they're not what I"m there to have fun with in the first place.
@@aceknight6622 what great story it all happens off screen
@@OfficialDjTalksick not everything has to directly be told,a great story can tell things off screen as well as on screen
@@aceknight6622 yea not everything has to be told or implied but it was told never shown in any way other form until the dlcs
Like Ravus was robbed
Luna freya Was robbed
And the other party members were robbed
Of any story that would of made the game much better
I got the game at launch and have been a series veteran since ffx came out and played every existing square game before that
None of the other games felt the same type of empty that 15 felt it’s 20 hours of pretty much side missions until you time skip non of the plot matters until Ardyn make ignis blind when he uses the ring
And even then we aren’t filled in until a dlc
The story was trash in its vanilla form even with the dlcs it doesn’t fix that
Yea Ardyns motivations make more sense in his dlc but we shouldn’t have to look to other media to fill in those details ff1-12 didn’t have those issues you got your complete stories even if not all of it made sense or was good
Ff13 and 15 have you watching anime movies and reading web pages to justify a good plot
Can't believe I completely skipped the part where I can return to the past at the end and fought all of the remaining enemies, including the final boss while doing BARELY. ANY. FUCKING. DAMAGE!
Beat it in 2018 and started replaying for the past month and I love.
I did that once
WHICH game
Can't tell.
Must be repressing it real hard...
Xd
Sounds like you need to conpress more turtles
12:54 Actually, fun fact about that. On release, it did NOT work on the turtle. The devs UPDATED THE GAME to MAKE IT work on the turtle. But the thing is, Max0r didn't actually cover this properly, because it doesn't ALWAYS work on the turtle. It has a very small chance to. So the most efficient leveling method is to eat Lasagne, buy like 50 Hi-Elixirs, Try the ring, if it fails, take a Hi-Elixir and try again, rinse and repeat until it works, and then sleep at a specific room in the hotel in *Venezuela*
Most efficient leveling method is Cactaur timed quest. Adamantoise is far too inconsistent, and slower nonetheless.
@@munchvtec978 cactussy
do we have to eat the lazagner?
Precisely what I did on my second play through because I wasn’t having this games bs any longer. I was tired of being spin to win’d by a robot. 6 times in a row without any window to leave
The thing that not alot of people know is that the ring's life drain thing does eventually insta kill the turtle once enough of the mass has been stripped off his body and pops like a balloon, it takes about...30 minutes? but doing the blackhole can also take 30 minutes or longer due to the chances or it could happen first try.
One day he's going to destroy his computer because of these edits. Either that or his computer was made to fight god and win.
Or his computer is God
It already fought 6 Gods, what's one more?
His computer is fully prepared to kill god
Or become him
max0r's computer was created to fight god, win, replace him, and enter an eternal paradox timeloop that kills itself and repeats the cycle.
this implies that his computer is actively fighting god every time.
Honestly, I liked playing the game.
My last photo that summed up my experience was a picture I took of Noctis and the gang crowding around a baby chocobo, and I must admit that it made the last moments pretty special for me. It was one of the photos I took after talking to that teleporting dog with the letters for the first time, and it made the scene a lot more wholesome because the baby was so cute.
The summons work on how bad you're doing. The lower that Noctis'susses health goes, the higher the chance of summons.
This raises a real question: why does random wildlife electrocute me to summons while the Empire is free levels?
The whole Empire was a joke anyway regarding gameplay.
What are they doing? They send these transporters after, which per se you can also just ignore and when you get there, everone is already dead anyway.
But Squares loves to do this, same in FF14, biggest antagonits is a continent sized high tech empire, while your side does not even have god powers or whatever, but they do shit all the time and just fall apart off screen.
Obviously Square is simply too lazy...
noctis susses🈷️
@@miriamweller812 That's the tragedy of Garlamald, that it once was a nation created to defend itself then got corrupted by Ascian meddling into an invasive nation that despite all it's gloating and pride, they ultimately fell under their own weight.
For the final picture I made Noctis take to the eternal afterlife, I chose a picture where Noctis was warp striking a Rhino's ass and it was one hell of an experience. 10/10
My siblings and I always gave Luna photos of Ravus LMAO
i want to see that image
Please tell me you still have that photo, or at least a screenshot
i love this feature everyone had such a funny unique experience
@@colleennewholy9026 I picked a photo of Aranea, not awkward at all.
You know, when you translate their names out of Latin and sum up the story as a journey of friendship and love overcoming all it sounds like a My Little Pony fanfiction.
Goddammit, I want a FFXV/MLP fanfic and I haven't watched anything MLP since I was a little girl, far too long ago
This just me me burst out laughing 😂
We figured out what V was reading in the DMC5 review!
@@nachgeben MLP r34 is also a valid option
@@aimilize3518 Stop! You violated the law.
I unironically love this game. It's incredibly stupid and jank, but it has an undeniable charm to it and some points of the game make me cry like a little bitch.
I love it.
also it's just funny getting to the point where you can eat a steak and roll up to a demi god and flick it in the eye and almost instantly kill it
Same, absolutely loved the game.
Besides 14 this is the only ff i played and enjoyed
when i first booted the game up i let the opening menu song play completely and i cried. great music. then when u beat the game and the title artwork changes to noctis and luna holding each other. aw man i cried.
Yes, it just has something. But it could've been SO much more 😭
Also, Cindy being the on the final photo will always be hilarious to me.
Max0r’s style of ADHD, violent colours and sounds assaulting me mentally, visually, audibly and somehow physically suits me immensely as a fan of bdsm
Reminds me of Sseth, but I love Max0r's editing too
his style is sseth, except nonobscure games
Couple of days ago I rewatched ac7 review and his style only got more intense since then
that went from 0 to 69 real quick
this comment wins
Ardyn is an example of a trope I hate _soooo_ much, where a mortal does something that pisses off a god so the god curses them with immortality... but somehow doesn't expect the now immortal to spend their now infinite time trying to get back at the god and/or wreck everything that god made?
true, the trope generally only works if there is a secondary punishment that is enhanced by immortality, like exile
@@coca_0146 I mean, in episode Ardyn he was literally locked inside a rock or sth for eternity until the evil empire busted him out. He got cucked by his brother who also stole his throne because the gods said so. He had the audacity to get angry about this so he attacks his brother and thus was imprisoned by the gods. His entire plan was to get back at Bahamut because Bahamut is a piece of shit and the reason why Noctis had to kill himself at the end of the game. The cancelled DLC was supposed to be about Noctis and everyone else banding together to kick Bahamut's ass. Atleast that is how I assume things were supposed to go, I never bothered to buy the book.
@Otto Lilja ardyn was also set up to be the bad guy as he could absorb others starscourge without any noticeable changes to himself. Thus believing he was doing what the gods wanted.
When in actuality it was slowly corrupting him making him unworthy of the crystal.
Which was all part of the plan.
That's the whole fucking plot for Rwby...
@@thesymbiotenation.4552 YEP. And it was even WORSE there given the circumstances of the immortality curse.
4:01 the day Maxor and Watame collab is the day my soul leaves my body
Noctis: *On a trek around the country side to reunite with his Fiancé after his Kingdom is burned to the ground and is being hunted by an Empire that wants him dead*
Gladiolus: “You know what I’m in the mood for? *Cup Noodles!* How could we improve on the perfection that is *Cup Noodles?* Let’s go get ingredients for *Cup Noodles* and enjoy a meal of *Cup Noodles!”*
specifically a giant monster only told in legends and hunted to near extinction for our main ingredients
i don't understand how it's possible to write 10 jokes into every 30 seconds of your video but you always do it and it never ceases to amaze.
Talent.
@@riseandshinemrfriman5925 talent is a insult this is all skill
@@augustuslunasol10thapostle In reference to your comment and not the video in particular: Talent is when someone does something amazing but that person never had to actually practice the skill to be amazing at whatever they're doing, whilst skill is simply something you learn by doing and improve upon it through repetition. Skill builds upon Talent. Someone with a talent for playing piano will be able to play piano without having ever practiced playing a piano, and in addition will always play much better than someone who has no talent yet also practices doing the same thing.
TLDR: Talent > "Skill" cuz talent is a natural gift you are born with that allows you to do something that others first have to obtain a skill for.
edit: rephrased/streamlined TLDR.
@@riseandshinemrfriman5925 no talent is not that no one is a master savant at the piano no matter how talented they are they still have to practice talent only makes it easier to learn things making it easier to master skills also how do you know max0r didn't practice? Or has had experience that makes it easy for him to do ten jokes every half a minute
Adhd and aderall are the only rational answers.
'We scratch his arm into respecting us and he McFuckin kills everyone' my God, this had me howling
Seeing the powerful king show his wife the queen a picture of a giant turtle has me in *TEARS.* 😂🤣😂
I often call this game "the worst game I've ever loved" and I always find it hard to explain what exactly I mean by that. This video sums up my feelings perfectly
Also yeah, they do have a reason as to why there are 114 kings (including Noctis) dispite there kingdom only being 2000 years old. Basically using the rings power literally takes years off of your life, so they have to breed like fucking rabbits to make sure their kingdom has a ruler. As far as I know this isn't stated in the actual game because fuck telling a simple story
Also, fuck tellimg the story in the game. We gotta put that in a separate movie and TH-cam anime specials
@@ShatteredGlass916 Kingdom Hearts fans: first time?
@@CidGuerreiro1234 Kingdom Hearts be like: "oh, you wanna know what happen? Pls play the mobile game, thank you"
@@ShatteredGlass916 "Check out this key plot point that refers back to something that happened in a previous game that is still locked on the PSP".
It boggles my mind that square enix, the company that spearheaded storytelling in games, now cannot tell a story to save their life.
1:57 Bri'Ish Simulator September 2021
(For context there is UK fuel shortage for like the last 5 days)
And knife crime?
M163 VADS video when
expectable , regrating brexit yet ? (hi from your neighbour france)
also this is alf a joke , dont take it to seriously
It's less that there's no fuel but rather that there's a shortage of drivers to deliver the fuel. Naebody wants to work 14 hours a day for only 12 quid an hour, when there's hundred of other driving jobs that pay more for fewer hours.
Can confirm
I'd say my favourite part of the game is the final cutscene where BTS is just chilling around the fire and noctis goes all appreciative for his boys. Seeing how at the beginning of the game he was super arrogant and didn't care about anyone really really shows a final bit of change.
I'm convinced the Cup Noodles questline was Gladio succumbing to sunstroke and everyone humoring him because they were worried he'd keel over dead in a few hours.
Thankfully, sunstroke needs you to have a brain to be all that affected, and Gladio's took that out to make room for more muscles.
O
M
G
XD
I love this game even if it's an actual house fire. Because it's my house fire damn it, and it's keeping me warm.
My opinion of spore
@@zegreatpumpkinani9161 based
honestly, i feel the same way dude. im glad you put it into words lmao
I concur
Exactly
6:51 my absolute favourite segment. King of the planet runs errands post his father dying and him needing to get to his own arranged marriage to save his people
Hey i need you to go find my mangoes
@@kfchero2 Your fucking WHAT?
@@michaelm3461 i left them in the truck when i killed my wife in a car crash
@@kfchero2 Idontthinkyourproblemismangoes!
@@michaelm3461 can you find my mangoes
I love how I can come back to watch this video, and actively notice red sun playing in the background and its beautiful
edit: I hear a lot of MGRR music and its getting beautifulerer
He then did two videos about MGRR later
Also yes mgrr goat ost
As someone who took four years of Latin in high school, yes, the names were infuriating but equally hilarious for their redundant grimdarkness. Won’t lie though, I actually really did like the movie adaptation.
Can't wait to see what wacky adventures John gets into this time
John kazuma
John kazuma
John Yakuza
john hitman
So garfield was XP farming by eating lasagna and then killing in a calculated path all the secondary characters.
Then he goes to sleep to max out his level, he hates mondays because thats when the server rollback happens
Deep lore
It all makes sense now...
Today I learned that Garfield is a secret xianxia protagonist
This game is like a project procrastinated by an extremely stressed 3rd year in high school that was turned in at 11:59 before the due date
And got a better grade than they deserved depending on the teacher. Lol. Good times.
It is what happened. The game was "developed for 10 years", but most work was done in the last 3 years. Barely anyone worked on this game during its first 7 years because of Square Enix's poor management that constantly shifted teams around to fix Final Fantasy XIII and XIV's game engine problem.
he then got an extention on it only for the teacher to yank the floor out from under them and they had to homeschool after.
And this is BEFORE getting into how the original storywriters and such were screwed, GOD this game's development cycle was a mess and I can say that even without that much knowledge of its intricacies, it's that bad.
How the mighty have fallen. Time was, when square overworked their employees into oblivion to churn out barely functioning games with the most broken combat in existence, they created genre defining timeless classics every couple of years for a solid decade and a half.
The ending song is "Paper Boats" from the Transistor OST for anyone interested.
I love you
my man
its wild that people love the ost to this day
@@Michael-yy2vl Darren Korb is fucking legend.
Oh hell yes. I love Transistor
FFXV is baffling because it can be really emotional and engaging, or become an insane batshit experience depending on the playthrough. The fact that they let you put ANY photo for the final scene is baffling especially since the game itself likes taking goofy photos, but that kind of thing is what makes it endearing to me (Plus the DLC is actually pretty good).
See that right there is why it's one of my favourite games
I think they were relying on the aura of the moment having you go with a sentimental picture, but also probably recognized there would be people who chose the Cup Noodle picture.
They clearly understood part of the draw for this game would be the goofy parts, like having Noctis fight Ardyn, dressed as Altair Ibn-La'ahad, or in a sombrero.
I literally had my final photo be the one where noctis and Gladius's sister are laying on a bed together...the second luna pulled it out and looked at it with noctis was the funniest stuff that ever happened...only followed by figuring out at the end of the day...my final level was 69 over that photo...
Frankly this game is legendary to me for how ridiculous it unintentionally is...
I just wish they didn't cancel the added mod tools and other doc's but the people working on it left IIRC
Tbf, a goofy photo can be nostalgic or whatever. Unless you mean like in general I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and they put it in so people could have a laugh. Granted the whole scene is supposed to be kinda emotional so yet another instance of being inconsistent.
9:18 described the game really well
1:23 You left out pregnancy. Babies don't pop out on conception, there's a 9-month wait period! Sooo 16, leaving out all the other little complications.
OOFaga...
XD
"Break the entire games leveling system with lasagna."
Garfield approves.
And V
“Its as if the game has too much money” literally the perfect sentence to describe this game
Why is it so hard for them to make a stable game even with all this money
@@Breakaway-ic5gj Can't buy good management and creative lead
@@arison9876 ah classic Shrodinger's Game Studio, where the studio has both Too Much Money and Not enough money
Nomura is a hack and should have been taken off of this series long ago.
@@Breakaway-ic5gj It's not about money it's about talent and time. You could give a dumbass tons of money to make a game and it would be bad. It's about hte creative director
Honestly I really enjoyed the game, though maybe it's because I put like 99% ofy focus on the side quests since watching the party interact with eachother is probably the most fun part, hell I might even go as far to say that this party feels the most real when it comes to them being friends. The only parts of the main story I ever really paid attention to were when it involved the party as a whole and how it effected their friendship, and the post credits cutscene was such a perfect finish that it actually was able to make me cry since I came to care about those 4, even though I could give less of a fuck about the story itself.
totally agree. the friendship of the boys were the best part of the game so when we get to the depressing parts, it hits so much (i cared more about ignis getting blind and when prompto fell off the trai more than i cared about luna's death)
well, apparnetly, the game's story did SOMETHING right for you.
I also love that people hated the ball twisting dungeon so much that with the release of the DLC it lets you play the game through the perspective of the background singers of the boyband and it just teleports noctis to the end and says "oh yeah he did all of that and gained this much xp but we're not going to show you"
Aww, no mention of the 3 hour nightmare parkour dungeon only accessible by the flying car that instantly kills you if you don't have surgeon level precision? That was one of the most memorable parts of the game for me, and it was only surpassed when I realized that the item you get from it is absolutely useless.
The worst part about that reward is that the only thing between you and just yeeting it is a head-high wall that you, for some reason, can't just climb, jump or warp over.
Well, he also thinks there are zero side quests in Altissia, so he clearly didn't play a lot of aspects of the game.
The item's actually pretty cool for someone like me tho. I have a condition that makes gaming painful (which is real fun given I love the likes of Devil May Cry, and occasionally play Bloodborne), so being able to have Noctis auto-dodge things is great, even if it's only 50% of the time.
You know what I did when I completed it? I walked off the fucking ledge accidentally without picking up the fucking item, due in part to how fucking unceremoniously it was sitting there. What dogshit design to just plop it on the fucking ground without even a chest or something, as well as at a ledge you can not easily get back up to. Fuck that place. Fuck
Funnily enough I don’t remember it been that bad and well I can’t tell if that’s because it was fine for me or if I’ve repressed the memories and frankly it could go either way
the funniest part is how from an story design stand point, that shit is by far the most enviromental story telling dungeon in the whole fucking game.
try to see some videos dissecting it the amount of info that shit really has is something only people which dig throught a lot of info really can get its insane.
This game is like pouring Bud Light in a $200,000 diamond glass
holy shit XD
Laughed uncontrollably at the “showing picture to your wife” moment. You got me good, sir. I needed that. Take your damn likes and subscribes and see you in the next one, because a marathon is brewing here.
Oh god, it’s so rare to find a channel this hilarious and high quality, I’m so happy you exist thank you
This game has some of the most baffling decisions I’ve even seen and is broken beyond belief. It’s still one of my favorite games.
I feel that, and honestly I feel the relationship between the 4 carries the game, it felt like an 80's boy group adventure than a fantasy RPG lol
I felt like the dungeons were the hidden gems of the game, except Castlemark (bad game design), and the 4 usually made good dialogue for each specific dungeon. Layout and visuals were really good, even scary at times, wish it was all dungeon crawling.
same
Literally. Like I know there’s a ton of problems with it but it’s still one of my favorite games
Imagine how good it will be if Kingdom Hearts Verum Rex becomes a thing.
I love that, since max0r's editing and script force a constant physical, mental, emotional, and metaphysical assault on my quasi-present sentience, you can watch his videos over again and see something you missed the last time, every time. So despite his videos being 15 minutes, it's really like 45 minutes to an hour worth of content.
I've watched his Metal Gear Rising duology half a dozen times and am still finding jokes I totally missed the other 5 times
Hell, the videos are such goddamn fever dreams that they still feel fresh after watching since my brain is unable to comprehend the *Sony VFX.*
11:12 " If all this sounds confusing or stupid, don't worry I don't have time to explain," that's literally the game in a nutshell.
I adore this game. I think you're right about the charm it has in just committing so hard to such a strange incomprehensible bit. yet despite how dumb it all is, I found myself coming to love the BTS boys, and when the credits rolled and the photo was shown, I looked back on my time very fondly. Even something as dumb as that integration they had with that mobile game that never released, or the fact they added the ability to play as Prompto and whip out a rocket launcher, or the monster truck driving, or even the flying car, it all just seemed like something that had some real love put in, even if that love was a little misdirected. It's one of those rare B-movies with a true blockbuster budget; and I think I'll forever love the game for that.
My personal Break The Game experience actually involved going into a high-level dungeon after getting the ability to claim regalia and fighting a samurai monster that could annihilate the entire party instantly. Except me, because I knew how to dodge, parry, and riposte. So, the fight was basically me dropping three magic grenades on him, then parrying and avoiding the occasional AOE attack until I killed him, then complete the quest.
It's a level 50+ quest with a level 50+ boss you can clear at level 5-10 if you master the mechanics. You make enough experience off of it to elevate Noctis to godhood for the early game.
You: "What about the rest of the party?"
Me: "What *about* the rest of the party? I've just finished establishing that they're all kinda useless and I'm the only one who matters. They can wait until I can cheese the mountain turtle for their turn to ascend to godhood."
Bruh I remember this quest, the funny/awesome part for me was that in fighting so hard...I kept on having carbuncle (which was back when it popped up more if you played the demo) pop in and rez everyone. Out of all the ff15 summons carbuncle became my God in that moment as I basically level skipped to like 40-50 something from like 12-15
(Edit: I do stress how hilarious this was...I went down like 4-7 times, literally fighting knowing I was suposd to die...but literally the cute crystal dog REFUSED to let me die. In that moment carbuncle established itself as MORE useful, and more canonically helpful than ANY of the summons.)
@@thechangeling3851 tfw going against literal game design and refusing to die
@@reedman0780 seriously, I would praise carbuncle as the one true God of ff15, for they are the one who controls life and death...the other summons maybe more showey, but none of them came to aid me against the bullshit this game sometimes throws at you...carbuncle though always seemed to answer my prayers of aid.
@@thechangeling3851 wish I had that shit on mgrr too. I had to finish the two last boss on hard without any healing items.
@@thechangeling3851 Lol, it took me multiple tries to get this guy, but by the time I finally beat him, I did so without Carbuncle having to come out once. What always got me about the entire experience was that the enemies in the dungeon were level 5-10 goblins. But the boss was a level 50+ samurai murder machine. Max0r was right, this game's enemy and boss placement makes absolutely zero sense.
Back when me and my dad played it, on our 1st play throughs, we chose a picture of Cindy bending over. Made the cutscene SO much better.
I need a video of that xD
Your dad is so cultured
I have a hypothesis that after Sakaguchi stopped writing scenarios in 2000 and Kitase stopped directing in 2001, and after Nobuo Uematsu dropped the lead composer role around the same time, the entire franchise of mainline, single-player Final Fantasy games was dumped unceremoniously into the sweaty, unshaven pile of belts and zippers that calls itself Tetsuya Nomura. the guy whose own creative direction can't be followed without deeply upsetting himself on a fundamental level, allegedly.
Well, at least Final Fantasy XVI is under the supervision of Naoki Yoshida, the man who took Final Fantasy XIV from an unmitigated disaster to the best modern FF game with a story that rivals (and maybe even surpasses) the series’s best & actually has good project management skills (something sorely lacking in the games industry, as indicated by all the developmental disasters like FFXV that we get almost every year).
Actually, Nomura got kicked off the project and it was handed over to Hajime Tataba. And from what I'm reading, the script kept changing so much that others left out of frustration, if they didn't due to solidarity with Nomura.
The development of this game was just more chaotic than Maxor's editing. His 'as of this post' present editing.
My final photo was a Ignus glitched into spaghetti while riding a chocobo. I, too, burst out laughing for several minutes.
I would _kill_ to have this man cover Kingdom Hearts 3 with how the fandom received that game.
did the fandom think it was good or bad?
@@fumeister0992 Some liked it, but the rest… Let’s just say that after years of build up, it didn’t pay off for them.
@@liansmith4038 because they're morons expecting a full on ending when there wasn't and Nomura himself said it's the end of an arc
@@fumeister0992 mixed reception
@@liansmith4038 I mean my problem was I looked into what was happening in the mobile game and I realized none of this arc even matters before KH3 even came out. Getting proven right definitely sucked
"About as well planned as the Great Leap Forward"
As a Chinese dude you have just made my day with that phrase
The CPP are now knocking on your door.
apologies comrade, your social credit score has gone down
I guess these lads think that Chinese people only exist in China I guess
@@vintheguy lel, I mean I’m Korean, just that I live in America.
@@vintheguy Sorry to tell you, bro, but if you have been living your whole life in America or México or whatever, you're not Chinese, you're AMERICAN.
I genuinely really enjoyed ff15 and the the dynamic of the boys they were a super fun group and the ending did get me emotional. The primals designs are awesome. The boys in the time skip are gigachads especially noctis. And Aranea is really cool I’m happy she joins the party for a bit
I was NOT expecting to hear the transistor soundtrack at the end of this video! Good stuff!
5:40 was the biggest problem with the game for me. We get this depressing ass first couple chapters finding out our dad is dead and. Everything we have ever known is gone and then we go on a cross country road trip with the boys having all sort of fun and happiness only to then get hit with depression in the last 20%.
Pretty much everything seem forced or is it another word I’m looking for
@@mistahj4144
The Tone is whack
@@kjj26k nahhh something else ur close tho
@@mistahj4144 The term to use here is 'Tonal Whiplash'
Tbh it's not like you will always be in grief after some grim shit.
Another entry into the saga of "Maxor's Descent Into Madness As Watame Refuses to Collab"
I've rewatched these videos way too many times. You're amazing.
1:23 You forgot to account for the pregnancy time, it’d be closer to 16.95 years old.
So essentially... Being a Final Fantasy fan that wants to experience and understand the entire story is equivalent of being a cock n ball torture fan?
Not exacly but for 15 yes
Yes
X/X2 were already kinda painful if you wanted the full story, XIII made me want to hurt someone at Square and XV is basically just one big middle finger if you actually wanna understand what's going on. I feel nothing but disdain for big budget studios that demand you consume supplementary material for stuff that should've been in the goddamn game in the first place.
Or the same as being a KH fan literally everything about the story is all over the place but its funny how mindnumbingly complex and stupid but also simple some how it is and 15 kinda made me feel that in a way
@@jerokalko8653 honestly im just gonna say it, nomura is not a good story teller
Just Spite? How about Sprite, Ardyn can't have his favorite brand of soda for the final time without getting shaken up in combat with Noctis worse than a paint shaker shaking up a soda can by a son doing a little trolling upon his unsuspecting suburban nuclear power plant working father who consistently returns home after work to have a little drink of his favorite beverage Duff Beer unaware that this seemingly normal Duff Bear soda can shaken up is soon is to be unleashed upon the entire household and family consisting of 1 wife, 3 kids (one named Bart who is initiating this little trolling incident on neck strangling father Homer), and a dog with said soda can now unleashing this unspeakable force consisting of an atomic bomb-
This went from sprite to the simpsons real quick
8:34 I was waiting for the RULES OF NATUREEEEE
you forgot to mention how your car being destroyed is a far more impactful story moment than your wife dying
I’m going to be completely honest with you. I’ve completed this game, beginning to end, seven different times, because it’s my personal number one. I’ve also bought and finished every DLC besides Ardyn’s. I have absolutely no fucking idea what it’s about.
way to support garbage devs selling unfinished product. You are the reason AAA dirty devs exist
@@cropathfinder wow, what an unwarranted, aggressively bitchy response.
@@cropathfinder The Game is a hot mess but people can still enjoy a hot mess
@@erismason3441 no it's warranted. You can't bitch about how shitty AAA games are but still give the devs shittons on money. I'd post the Eric Andre meme but....you know
@@Kai555100 just don't call it good, because then we'll have words
As someone who loves Final Fantasy XV, I can attest to everything this man says. This game is 3 episodic DLC from being complete.
Same hear 15 means alot to me for reasons so he is right on the outlook maybe the dlc's that got cut would have done it but its so true no matter if you like 15 or not it was far from strait fowerd or done
the game would have more dlcs, but they cut that out and compressed it into a book
it was
supposed to have a dlc to explain each forgotten character, like lunafreya
is it as bad as MGS5's missing an entire third?
if the true ending and the explanation on what happened while noctis was sleeping count as a third of the game...
Watching this after appendix removal is like playing try not to laugh imposible edition, with a gun pointed to your head.
I need to touch some grass cuz my idiot brain was like "What dlc is appendix removal?"
There’s something really funny about ending with the end credits song from Transistor, an actually good and emotional game, after that rollercoaster of a video
The Latin names are easier to tolerate when you consider other FF games have people named:
Lightning
Snow
Cloud
Squall
Tidus
But I’ll give this game credit, it made me appreciate my friends
I thought of another:
A man with a gun for a hand named Barrett
and Zack like wtf who names their kid Zack
In my current playthough, tidus is called shitboot. I'm 30 hours in and do not regret it.
@@JMonty0100 don't forget that his name is actually a surname and his surname...a name (Barret Wallace actual name, but sounds way better Wallace Barret)
How about in IX where Garnet wanted her incognito name to be Dagger
You can tell what game he’s reviewing based off of what soundtracks he puts in his videos.
Or the fact that MGRR music really is just that good, that it fits any game
@@reedman0780 Same for the Persona tracks
@@fernandorivera4719 haven't heard them yet, games look good tho
Loved the transistor music at the end!
name?
@@davilhunter2667 it appears to be the instrumental version of Paper Boats from Transistor.
Great video,
Been binging your videos. I don't think I've laughed as hard for a "review" ever. Made my day! and its only 8:40 am.
Best you've done by the moment. Take a break, Max - ya can burn out with such a temper
i'd sat Genshin is the best so far, but this one strikes close
"Noctis showed the massive turtle to his wife". I lost it when you put it like that.
0:12. Ketchup picture explains his character the better than other two
Using General Videla as an example of rising a country to try and pick a fight with gods is just pure gold, la argentinidad al palo
Funny thing that Argentina wasn't exactly rising in that moment
Max0r: “And of course, you have 9 days to live.”
Me: “Oh…”