hey everyone, if you're coming from part 3 or from future videos, you might notice that part 1 and part 2 seem quite different. at the time, i had a worse sound setup, different editing, and generally timing and narration that was very different. over the course of just a single year, i improved greatly. and one day, i want to be able to recreate parts 1 and 2 of this series to be a cohesive whole, when everything is said and done. in the meantime, please do not let these videos be your judgement of my content style, and I urge you to check out part 3: th-cam.com/video/jqINW3rU6eU/w-d-xo.html
fun thing is the bedtimes story at 21:09 is actually mixed from two real german bedtime stories into a horrorstory. the first is about a cook starving to death and the second about a tailor removing bodyparts of childreen with a scissor, there is nothing more relaxing to german kids than a good bedtime story before sleeping.
It's not all that terrible. If you actually use the Baldichan's Blessing she gives you it removes the debuff, and simultaneously boosts your poise by a substantial margin for a bit. Very good if you're having trouble with an enemy that attacks multiple times in rapid succession.
The fact this video is simultaneously utterly incomprehensible while still being easy to understand and follow what's going on is a testament to Maxor's growth as an editor and writer.
Or that Max0r has made us (the audience) ascend to where this is our normal. Like when someone is used to earrape and everyone tells them they're just losing hearing.
Max0r deserves a phd in filmmaking. His story telling, attention grabbing and humor are superior to almost all netflix, he should be the CEO of Disney.
I love how due to the lore they couldn't put a lot of dragons in the Souls games so with Elden Ring they were like "FINALLY WE CAN USE DRAGONS" and put like 50 in the game
@@crash-testproductions9341 Considering how much the game stutters when Greyoll is given the ability properly move and just crashes when she tries to fly, Gransax would just cause the game to break.
@@en-men-lu-ana6870 Well, keep in mind Greyoll wasn't _designed_ to have such things applied to her - she just _can_ be made to use them due to having the basic dragon skeleton.
26:20 _This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it _*_from the hospice._*_ Radahn is an absolute god among chads and this fight’s intensity lives up to that and _*_then some._*_ And that is just phase one. Phase two starts when he, um.. uh.. jumps. Into the upper atmosphere._ 26:40 [Punishing: Gray Raven OST - HIKARI, Kowloong Central]
@@markomega8719 No problem, man! I suggest checking out Punishing: Gray Raven if you like Action and Hack & Slash games. It has both a mobile and PC client!
The Elden Ring video review market is oversaturated, yet Maxor through sheer force of will, ADHD medication, Tesla microchips in his frontal lobe and a few sacrifices to the dark powers. Is able to ascend into a new plain of epileptic and cardiac arrest inducing levels of content. Also, he absolutely nails the feel of each boss through editing that could be considered as a deadly weapon against anyone over 30.
I can imagine Maxor sitting in front of his screen and recording equipment, reading out the script as he tries to not die from hysterical laughter every time he has to joke. 10/10
My favorite part of this game was that it made my teeth feel tingly My second favorite part of this game was this video which also made my teeth feel tingly
I translated all the German names in Google translate so you wouldn’t have to: 21:00 The workers compensation act and the red doesn’t translate correctly (the friendship relationship) 21:02 The Bird 21:02 The Declaration of Independence 21:04 The face that needs a slap (rough translation) 21:06 can’t read it but it’s in German 21:07 “The Child Shredder”
I'm from Germany - I can help with that :D 21:00 - "The Workspace Accident Compensation Law/Act" and the red one's "The Friend-Relation" 21:02 - The Bird 21:02 - The Declaration of Independence 21:04 - Close, but it's more like "A Face in need of a Fist" or "A face in need of a good Hook" 21:06 - That the German Wiki page for "House dog" 21:07 “The Children Shredder” or more likely "Child / Children Mauler"
"And one is just really attracted to his younger brother." His younger brother who is perpetually cursed to remain a child, by the way. Thank you, George R. R. Miyazaki.
@@humanwreckage4563 There are so many bosses in the From Soft games library that you feel bad for killing. Often times they are lonely, sad, or defeated already. Not Mohg. Fuck that guy.
@@humanwreckage4563 I've murdered him only for his cape. I've killed all the bosses in the game for one single reaon : Do their clothes look good on me ?
“A bug” is definitely the most charitable way I’ve ever heard describe “you accidentally tripped either the WrongSpeak or Spam AI” (lol betting this comment gets eaten too)
Fun fact. As a German i can approve that there is indeed a story close to "Das Kindershredder". It's called "Max und Moriz" and it's about two mischievous boys that get shredded to chicken food in the end. What a fun little story. Always helped me to get a good sleep afterwards.
@@tandemdwarf745 Yes, it was everywhere. You go to the dentist office and it just sits there among the other books and magazines. Even in the kindergarten - or elementary school library.
Ich vergesse immerwieder wie schlimm Max und Moritz war… Struwwelpeter ist einfach krank… wen ihr mich nun entschuldigt, ich will gerne meine Lieblings Gute-Nachtgeschichte aus meiner Kinderheit hören: ES
Fun fact: the coordinates at 9:13 are pointing to the Town Hall of Sus, a city in France, which is right next to the "Amogus Tower", which is a butcher shop and also the "Embassy of Bobuxland". I wish I was making this shit up.
My favorite part about Starscourge Radahn is that you can summon Patches into the fight, but he takes one look at Radahn and immediately disconnects because even he knows that kicking that boy down a hole isn't going to go well.
To be fair, Lovecraft has absorbed at least ONE Sumerian god into his mythos, so it kind of makes sense. As for the Germans, well. Considering what they consider to be "children's bedtime stories", I think eldritch is an understatement.
@@0riginal_zer030 Speaking as a person from Denmark (the tiny country just above Germany), I can confirm that those darn Southerners are indeed the closest we'll probably ever get to Elder God patrons. Also, it doesn't get better when you leave Germany. Just different. Edit: To clarify, the Nordics and Eastern Europe fall under this umbrella of "Different Flavours of German Nightmares". At least to my knowledge.
I stumbled across Max0r's work after somebody linked the source of the "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" short on TH-cam... All I can say is this guy's content is a brutal assault on all my senses simultaneously... and I cannot stop watching it.
Meanwhile, I think I first learned about him in bits and pieces while hanging around my fellow VTuber fans, and then a certain hololive fan animation by Harutimu gave me the final push to watch a Max0r vid, specifically this one, in full, which then led to my mindbroken subscription to this channel. And another addition to the hilarity is how both that fan animation and this vid feature Fauna.
@@doctorhealsgood5456 wait a minute: If Maxor is a small and blonde anime loli, and Tsunomaki Watame is a small and blonde anime loli, Then that means that Maxor is actually Tsunomaki Watame. My god, you’re a genius.
The fact that Max went into Caelid with a Godskin Peeler means that he either A: got so scared of The Red Area that he didn't come back until after exploring most or all of the Altus Plateau or 2: he recorded this footage in New Game+. Naturally, I'm going to just internalize the former as my personal Max0r headcanon because it's funnier.
Well you can only fight Radahn during the festival(normally),and that's triggered either by going to the Altus Plateau or by doing Ranni's quest and since we didn't hear about her during the video,your theory is probably correct.
Stopped for a quick silly vid to see during lunch Ended up with the most magnificently beautiful brain overloading seizure provoking comically random giggle inducing morbin time in my entire journey throughout this platform and I love you for this. This will now be stored in my core memory lane for the next 17 and a half seconds
these videos are the peak definition of 21st century humor. Hyper fast pace, references every few seconds, a barrage of sound effects hitting you so fast it's like an episode of hazbin hotel, its the equivalent of jangling keys infront of your audience for several seconds, but in this case its the most finely crafted keys you have ever seen and occasionally you get shot by a real ass gun, only to be bamboozled when you getting shot was a set up for an entirely different joke that will now become a running gag for all of 3 minutes which will feel like both 30 minutes and 30 seconds.
At least Sseth puts in relevant references for his jokes for his frenetic pacing.. not just random 'key jingling" shit. It's like rick and morty without the substance and gives me a fcking headache. How many 13 year old crack addicts are there in the world for this to find an audience.
I love that Max0r is giving me an opportunity to practice my Japanese 0:11 Gaijin 外人 ( がいじん ) - A foreigner. 外 ( がい) outside 人 (じん) person 0:31 Nihongo 日本語 ( にほんご ) This _does_ mean "Japanese" but refers to the language [ 語 ( ご ) language/speech] not the _people_ Nihonjin 日本人 ( にほんじん ). That's Japan 日本 ( にほん) and people 人 (じん). 0:54 ?? 助 help/assistant 1:19 I think this is just a Jojo reference but those are katakana characters, they all say "go" ゴ , which doesn't mean anything, it's just a sound effect. Fun fact: Japanese write onomatopoeias in katakana, which is usually used for foreign words or sometimes for emphasis. Like using *BOLD* or _italics_ but instead they invented a whole other alphabet -just to irritate me.- Hiragana: ご Katakana: ゴ 1:57 Weeaboo - Comes from the old term "wapanese" which is a combination of "white" and "Japanese". On 4chan this word used to get filtered so they started replacing it with the term "Weeaboo" which was a made up word from a comic that didn't mean anything. Now it's stuck. Weeaboo is an insult which refers to a person who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and a poor idea of Japanese culture based on said anime. 2:02 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 3:17 I still don't know Kanji but the third one has the radical for 1 trillion in it. Google says it means "escape now" which is terrifying and possibly inaccurate. 4:00 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 4:24 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 4:24 ほう? 向かってくるのか ? Hō ? Mukatte kuru noka? Oh? You’re approaching me? (You're never gonna believe this...but this is a Jojo reference.) 6:44 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 7:33 それを殺します Sore o koroshimasu I will kill it (respectful) 8:55 Google says this means "painful death" 痛 いた ouch/pain 苦 くる trial/suffering 地 ち earth/soil 死 し death 去 きょ eliminate This doesn't have any kana so I'm pretty sure it's actually Chinese but they both use Kanji, so close enough. If so it's actually more like "die in pain". 10:07 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 10:59 This is Chinese again...but I can read it! *Top left:* Chinese: 中国 Zhōngguó Japanese: 中国 ちゅうごく Chūgoku Both mean "China" *Bottom text:* Too tired to type that all out but it says "I like ice-cream" *Bottom right:* 化 change/becoming 工 factory worker 廠 workshop _Chemical plant_ 11:21 "get out or else" 趕緊 quickly 出去 get out 不然 or else (Thank you, NightSnackCatMeat) 13:47 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 13:54 16:37 There is some Japanese in there but I'm starting to get sleepy I'll do it later 16:46 17:27 19:35 Goku 21:50 Doki Doki Literature club. ドキドキ an onomatopoeia for "thump thump" or the sound of a heartbeat 24:01 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ 26:37 "leap" 跳 jump/dance/skip 躍 leap/jump That was way more than I was anticipating
just to correct something 7:33 それを殺します it means more "I will (respectfully) kill it", isntead of just "kill it" edit: for people interested, if you wanted to tell someone that you were gonna kill him, you'd say something like ぶっ殺すぞ (Read as "bukkorosuzo"), for extra shock and violence you can add こらぁ (KORAAA) at the end. To say "Kill it", it'd go something like "殺せ” (Read as "korose"), there's no need to add the それを cuz it's implied, if you add that then it's unatural
Looks like 5 hour prep time involving drugs, memes, gaming, and a little too much internet. then another 5 hours of putting all of that into this game somehow.
I've seen so many of maxor's videos that I can predict every beat of the video the chaos has become predictable I have reached a new level of shit post enjoyment
So basically like when Bobobo said an infinitely long and complex mathematical proof within a finite amount of time that proves that 3+3=8, causing the number 6 to die.
Man this collabmegeddon is one of the greatest collabs ever. It all feels like an insane fever dream that overloads my brain with dopamine as I get slammed back to back by videos from everyone featuring everyone.
Dude ikr??? I got so taken aback by the fact that he used LR team turles ost in the beginning it made me fanboy a little because I never knew that maxor was into dokkan battle 0:43
You've just inspired me so damn hard man. The way you've constructed this masterpiece, from the jokes to the hype, it's just beautiful. That Radahn edit made me feel so many emotions at once, and by the end I was like "damn, this is what it's all about."
As a Brazilian I can 100% confirm that Max0r was absolutely right about the Brasil part... In fact my favorite part of playing the game was when I got to Caelid and just casually walked by all my friends and relatives heading to the Boss Area, feels good to be home indeed.
5:48 So I was not aware I was supposed to fuck off and come back later, so I just sat there for like 40 minutes dying over and over before I somehow fumbled my way through the fight.
On that note, isn't it funny how both Radhan and Malenia kick your ass with severe handicaps? Radhan is as mentioned fighting you from the hospice and Malenia has lost all her limbs and uses prosthetics, making that fight by definition you getting your ass beat by a cripple 😁
I like how Caelid was described as several different places in a row, such as Brazil, Germany, Detroit, Ohio, Florida and several other american places
21:00, for anyone wondering “das arbeiterunfallverischerungsgesetz” means “the workers compensation insurance act” Edit: Also das kindershredder is the child shredder.
DENKT NICHT AN HUNGER ODER ERSCHOPFUNG! DENRT NUR AN DAS GROSSARTIGE DEUTSCHE REICH DAS PREUSSISCHE VOLK ERWARNET Einen UNVERGLEICHLICHEN SIEG! FÜR DEN KAISER! Translated : DO NOT THINK ABOUT HUNGER OR EXHAUSTION! ONLY THINK ABOUT THAT GREAT GERMAN REICH THE PRUSSIAN PEOPLE EXPECT ONE UNPARALLELED VICTORY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
For some reason it just hit me how intimidating a quest it would be to be given "Go kill every Demigod on the planet", assuming the scale of The Lands Between is anything to go off of. _Thats a lot of Demigods_
The amount of dedication you have to your craft is truly scary, max0r. I almost feel guilty enjoying days worth of edits and masterfully executed memes in mere seconds
I refuse to believe that this guy isn't our world's version of ultron who instead of going for mass human extinction after browsing the internet for a few minutes, chooses to embrace it and make a youtube channel.
They saw the internet's insanity and decided to, for the fun of it, add further to it with gloriously ridiculous meme-stuffed videos, just because they're curious as to how bonkers they can make things.
Honestly, your section about Radahn is one of my favorite pieces of video on this whole platform. Full on meme-ery and humor while still capturing how crazy intense and badass this boss fight is.
Compilation of all the music time stamps I could find 0:40 LR Turtles Army OST; DBZ Dokkan Battle 2:30 CC#5 Spectrum Lobby Theme; Arknight 4:12 Iwatodai Dorm; Persona 3 4:59 Wiping All Out; Persona 3 Portable 5:34 Dust; Punishing Gray Raven 6:19 The Cyber Grind; Ultrakill 8:51 Humans Are Such Easy Prey; Pretubator 12:00 LR Great Ape Vegeta's Active Skill DBZ Dokkan Battle 13:11 Smell of the Game; Guilty Gear Strive 19:06 Sie Liebten Sich Beide; Punishing Gray Raven 26:36 HIKARI; Punishing Gray Raven 27:20 Solar Sea; Girls Frontline
Gotta go help 1:25 Spolier by Hyper 1:26 Kirby Mass Attack - Skull Gang 1:45 Jingle Jangle Jingle by Kay Kyser 2:02 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Awaken 2:17 Dark Souls 3 - Vordt of Boreal Valley 2:19 Bloodborne - Ludwig, the Holy Blade 2:43 Metal Gear Solid 2 - "Metal Gear Solid" Main Theme 3:14 Ace Combat 04 - Megalith (Agnus Dei) 3:37 Elden Ring - Main Theme 5:13 Lightnin by Krump Kings 6:32 Metal Gear Solid V - Sins of the Father 6:34 The Elder Scrolls IV - Harvest Dawn 8:07 Persona 5 - Price 8:26 Genshin Impact - Raiden Shogun Battle Theme - Phase 1 8:56 Honkai Impact 3rd - Invasion 9:51 Dark Souls - The Ancient Dragon 11:22 Doom Eternal - Gladiator 11:32 Big Bang Theory intro 14:21 Persona 5 - Life Will Change (instrumental) 15:58 Arknights - Boiling Blood 16:40 Arknights - Heart of Surging Flame 20:23 Persona 3 - During the Test 20:55 Blue Archive - Unwelcome School 21:29 Caramelldansen by Caramell 21:38 Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle - AGL LR Future Gohan and Trunks 21:51 Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme 23:00 DuckTales - Moon Theme 24:19 Halo: Combat Evolved - Main Theme 24:41 Minecraft - Sweden
Me on my first Elden Ring playthrough: "I can't understand shit of the story." Me after watching hundreds of lore video: "I see..." Me after watching the amazing psychedelic editing of this video: "I see no more."
Calling Raya Lucaria linear is funny. There’s a pathway over the rooftops full of items, spells, and spastic children that I only discovered on my 3rd playthrough
@@Genesis-fc8we From the elevator up to Queen Moon, turn back and walk the path on the right that would open a shortcut back to the previous grace. Then look for a roof to jump onto right before the door that opens that shortcut.
After following this video through all the progress updates, I can not be more excited Edit: Max I cannot stress this enough - this is the best video you have made yet. I usually giggle a lot during the videos but this summary had me literally rolling with some of the jokes in it. The wait was worth it. Fantastic work Max
Dear God, Max0r made Radahn's boss fight go from badass, to absolute epic with his choice of music. For all the comedy he's making some absolutely amazing stuff here that's just breathtaking.
I fucking love 25:45. He legit made some pics of it looking like video game events. In the right pic, he made it look like the other festival members are game contestants.
The brilliance of Max0r’s genre(?) of video is that you can watch it 5 times over and still find content you missed from the other times. This boosts his view count remarkably, allowing his influence to skyrocket.
Back when this first came out it, I only just discovered Max0r. Now a year later I still keep rewatching it. These videos are master pieces and just keep getting better everytime he releases a new one.
I love Gianni in this video. He managed to vomit almost all of his memes without fail. I love how he got caught up on the Melatonin joke, and not dying at "Crazy Caca Consumer."
It amazes me that even after jump starting the MGR meme economy, bringing in some of my favorite youtubers like Rimmy and Sseth, and putting in ridiculous amounts of work into videos; this MadLad is under 1million Subs. That needs to change ASAP
As someone who just recently got the game and started playing, I’ve been using this video as a guide, and I agree wholeheartedly that CAELID FUCKING SUCKS.
This is a pretty bad guide. I intentionally do things out of order or in ways that are not totally possible without inferring more stuff because I want it to be my telling of the game’s events.
@@Max0r I'm not going to be touching this game because i couldn't even make it past the first dragon bridge in Dark Souls 1... but my god do i look forward to Part 2 through X of this incorrect summary. As a German i was bawling at DAS KINDERSHREDDER because that is *not* how you spell Schredder in German :D
@@Jukantos It's the easiest Souls game and in my opinion the best one. Once you beat the first boss you won't be able to put it down. The Dopamine is addicting. Give it a try
The guest voices absolutely killed it with this one. I am so glad you left gianni snickering while saying "melatonin" in the final cut. Another certified Max0r banger. I have ADHD and this editing style is literally heaven for me.
The German stuff translates to: Der Vogel = The Bird (pretty average fable stuff) Das Backpfeifengesicht = The Slap Face (as in 'a face thats so smug or ugly you just want to slap it.) Der Kinderschredder = The Children Shredder (That one sound made-up but out fairytales are pretty messed up, that could be real) And the written stuff translates to: Die Arbeitsunfallsversicherung = Work accident insurance (basically healthcare for cases in which your health issues occured because of accidents at work) Die Freundschaftsbeziehung = The friendship relationship (means basically just... friendship)
0:40 Opening montage (Lr Turles Army OST, Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle) 2:30 Tree Sentinel montage (CC#5 Spectrum OST, Arknight) 5:34 Margit montage (Dust, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal) 8:51 Leonen Misbegotten montage (Humans Are Such Easy Prey, Perturbator) 13:11 Godrick montage (Smell of the game, Guilty Gear Strive, Daisuke Ishiwatari) 19:06 Rennala montage (Sie liebten sich beide, Punishing: Gray Raven, LCC) 26:36 Radahn montage (HIKARI, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal) Other 27:20 End Credit (Solar Sea, Girls Frontline, GhostFinal) This is a repost in case my old comment get drowned is sea of comment.
Ich liebe das Kinderschredder. It was my favorite bedtime story. Especially the part where the child gets ripped to a bazillion little pieces by some fucked up tyrannosaurus dog. In all seriousness tho. I hate those dog things.
As a Brazilian i can confirm that when we go outside, we have to survive the zombies horde, the giant birds and the not so friendly dogs trying to kill us.
That conversation with Blaidd made me realize that 1-2 seconds of silence is considered an "uncomfortably long silence" in the bizarre world of Max0r's editing, where senses you didn't know you had are being bombarded with memes.
There’s so much going on that my brain can’t physically comprehend it all at once so I’m just kind of dumbfounded at the experience unfolding in front of me
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling all those videos. You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos. You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
It's a testament to the greatness and ingenuity of Max0r as a creator that you can experience his content in three different ways, first by looking at it, then by listening to it and finally by combining the two into the ultimate experience.
YES 🙌 it took me 45 minutes to watch this video because I had to keep pausing it so my baby brain could keep up. What’s even more impressive is more than half of his visual memes are fully original in execution. Not only does he expertly utilize existing formats; Max0r evolves them into their purest form. This is our renaissance and he is our Da-Vinki.
I absolutely love this video, and a big part of that is the superb editing, but I think my favorite parts are how you represent the boss fights. I've never played the other souls games, but from my experience in Elden Ring, the main story boss fights are all about having a true fight with a worthy opponent. Most of the two phase fights involve pushing the boss into a corner and forcing them to go all in trying to defeat you, and I think you really captured that feeling in your representation. My favorite is the Rennala fight, because at first, she barely acknowledges your existence, only half-heartedly attacking you, but then when you whittle down her first health bar, she is forced to use the power of her great rune and rebirth herself into a more powerful opponent. I think that your representation of this was great, as once her second phase begins, you give her another title card, and changing from "Queen of Caria", which is just her title, to "Queen of the Full Moon", which shows that she is now using her full power against you. Basically, I don't think you get enough credit for not just how funny and creative your editing is, but also how it is able to convey a story that really matches the feelings and themes portrayed in the original game.
He really shows love for his videos and the games themselves. Both fans and outsiders can love his work, which is something everyone should get to enjoy.
@@nothere5378 I see you haven't gotten to HER yet... Otherwise, Radan would have seemed like a miserable kitten to you. I also call her "I'll shred you into a salad, pathetic casual"
Rennala's phase 2 isn't even her bro, Ranni was so embarrassed by how crazy and depressed her mom is to the point she can't even properly fight she conjured an illusion to show you how it should've gone down. I can tell you played the game but it's kinda confusing as to whether you watched the cutscenes or paid attention to the story.
Despite how batshit your editing is, you also create one of the coolest edits of the fight against Radahn at the end. How you go from side splitting hilarious to genuinely awesome is fantastic.
I have been following your progress through your posts, and now that the real thing has manifested itself I cannot stress enough: This is by far the best video I have ever seen, the amount of memes and chaotic wild editing in this is unrivaled, and to think this is only part 1! I cannot wait for what madness you will bring for part 2! Also I see you have discovered the amazing fighting music from Punishing Gray Raven
The moment I heard dust at the start of the video my brain was like "wait... WAIT THATS DUST!!! HOLY SHIT MAX0R FOUND PGR!!!" I think its super awsome hes using the music because the ost is godly.
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hey everyone, if you're coming from part 3 or from future videos, you might notice that part 1 and part 2 seem quite different. at the time, i had a worse sound setup, different editing, and generally timing and narration that was very different. over the course of just a single year, i improved greatly. and one day, i want to be able to recreate parts 1 and 2 of this series to be a cohesive whole, when everything is said and done. in the meantime, please do not let these videos be your judgement of my content style, and I urge you to check out part 3: th-cam.com/video/jqINW3rU6eU/w-d-xo.html
When the 2 videos you are not satisfied with anymore are still better than 90% of the content out there
I actually prefer your old style over the new tbh
i feel like your orginal style was amazing. not sure why you switched up.
I remember your stream of getting footage for pt 3, the content's been gold mate. Cheers
@5uperM his videos got more views as well with the old style so not really sure of the benefits of his new style
"Made of German bedtime stories" is probably the best way to succinctly get across the idea that something is utterly horrifying that I've ever heard
BTW what id the ending song
@@shovelmaniac7475 Girls Frontline OST Fixed Point Event Ending Song - Solar Sea
I think made of Russian bedtime stories would work just as well.
fun thing is the bedtimes story at 21:09 is actually mixed from two real german bedtime stories into a horrorstory. the first is about a cook starving to death and the second about a tailor removing bodyparts of childreen with a scissor, there is nothing more relaxing to german kids than a good bedtime story before sleeping.
@@ajanis95 nope. Russians have pretty neat fairytales.
I can vouch that this is indeed, a 100% correct summary of elden ring.
Technically only a 50% summary, since there's a part 2
Not if you play with portals and "balanced" mechanics.
Even the Blade of miquella part? i don't think i heard her say this in the Boss fight
@@onilink134 YOU THINK I'M STOPPING AT 2 PARTS?
@@Max0r THE MADMAN!
“Because sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, And your an unstolen car”
*Max0r’s quote of the day*
21:35 for anyone interested
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You're*
@@thatguyintherain3168 You are*
@@Franz0818 thou art*
21:03 "Der backpfeifengesicht" roughly translates to "the face in need of a fist"
I was told it was "the workers union".
@@gageshippy2256 Google translate it
@@sirspoof7354 you right but mines better.
I learned it from John Oliver
@@Sonichero151
dementia moment
“Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian and you are an unstolen car”
As a Bulgarian I feel insulted…
Why only one car?
that's just a start
It takes TIME and time is MONEI
LMFAO
As a bulgarian absolutely true why not steal more cars for the homies?
The Romanians took the rest
Max0r’s editing software must have become sentient, there’s no way the human brain alone can come up with all this
Bold of you to assume Max0r is human
Max0r IS the editing software
He is NEO!
Who said Max0r is human?
So bold of you to assume Max0r's Brain is a Human brain
The Editing on this video should be added to the list of wonders of the world.
The Rhadan with this editing and Maxor's voice over made it 200% more awesome.
honestly
The fact that this was the video that told me that Fia debuffs your health
Same
Still worth It
It's not all that terrible. If you actually use the Baldichan's Blessing she gives you it removes the debuff, and simultaneously boosts your poise by a substantial margin for a bit. Very good if you're having trouble with an enemy that attacks multiple times in rapid succession.
@@digiquo8143 thanks I didn't know that. I'll be sure to use it to get rid of it. Question tho, does it nerf your capacity your increase damage taken?
@@teomcnasty Last I checked, no it does not nerf your capacity or increase damage taken. it simply boosts poise when used.
Me too
The fact that Maxor can still speak in coherent sentences after editing this masterpiece proves he is truly a god among men
The man himself.
A video so good that it gets caught by THE Justin Y
Well, if it isn't Justin Y.
He finally got the verification
Ball
My god the amount of memes and cameos are absolutely god tier! Worth the wait and can't wait for Part 2
Patron spotted. Thank you for supporting this insane lunatic of an editor. I can't wait for part 2.
420th like
Are the views broken cause there's only 718
This video was released an hour ago. Why tf does it say this comment was wrote yesterday.
@heavy weapons guy same wtf....
Sseth really went from making fun of the lore "people" to becoming one himself
To make as much money as possible you must know the lore of the land
@@Noah-nk5og The many members of the merchants' guild have taught him well.
I have high hopes for THE bossfight.
The many members of the merchants guild sponsored this cameo and it made me leave this video to watch his
Looking forward too the boss fight lmao
Holy shit. "MASS GRAVE EVANGELION". Godrick doesn't deserve to be described in such a metal way.
Ff
Fuck yeah he does, he cut off his own arm and attached a Dragon to it. Say what you will, but I'd say that earns him a "Certified Metal Award"
@@Yougotcaged102 I mean you say he cut off his own arm but I don't think any of Godrick's limbs are "his own" lol
@@Toffeehammer Ok yes, technically you're probably right.
But…Dragon hand
Maxor 3 months after making this masterpiece:
"I am not proud of this, it is not my best work."
Yep
Right? I'm still pissy about him saying the dmc5 video wasn't his best work
At the rate he is going, his standards are only going to jump with every video. God bless this man for what he brings.
Tbh the voice acting has improved quite a bit with more involvement of other people
Yeah,he said the same with the Bloodborne video, which is a freaking masterpiece.
The fact this video is simultaneously utterly incomprehensible while still being easy to understand and follow what's going on is a testament to Maxor's growth as an editor and writer.
Bro he writes his script with no spaces or full stops
Or that Max0r has made us (the audience) ascend to where this is our normal. Like when someone is used to earrape and everyone tells them they're just losing hearing.
Max0r deserves a phd in filmmaking. His story telling, attention grabbing and humor are superior to almost all netflix, he should be the CEO of Disney.
I love how due to the lore they couldn't put a lot of dragons in the Souls games so with Elden Ring they were like "FINALLY WE CAN USE DRAGONS" and put like 50 in the game
Sadly I don't think that number is an exaggeration lmao!
@@TheeLZ what do you mean sadly. I love dragon fights
And maybe we will fight Gransax in the DLC !
@@crash-testproductions9341 Considering how much the game stutters when Greyoll is given the ability properly move and just crashes when she tries to fly, Gransax would just cause the game to break.
@@en-men-lu-ana6870 Well, keep in mind Greyoll wasn't _designed_ to have such things applied to her - she just _can_ be made to use them due to having the basic dragon skeleton.
In honor of Elden Ring being the winner of Game of the Year in The Game Awards, let's rewatch this masterpiece billions of times.
Agreed i shall follow you in your madness!
I'm sure the rabbi Bill Clinton would approve.
@@PK_Scratch if bill clinton is a rabbi I guess the Jews did do 911
@@PK_Scratch_reformed orthodox_ rabbi bill clinton, mind you
Really? I mean, I'm all for rewatching this mad masterpiece, but do you really need a reason?
"Sometimes life is just a Bulgarian, and you are an unstolen car" is one of my new favorite quotes
As a Bulgarian,I agree.
Im convinced that Max0r has merged himself with his Editing Software lmao
He has uploaded his conciousness into his gaming setup, just like Jetstream Sam.
@@hk-4738 Even in death he's still on crack..
So he has essentially become Richard Grey?
HE IS ONE WITH THE EDITING SOFTWARE
HE IS THE EDITING SOFTWARE
2:32 Arknights CC#5 Spectrum Lobby Theme
4:12 Persona 3 OST - Iwatodai Dorm
4:59 Persona 3 Portable: Wiping All Out
5:23 Dust Punishing Gray Raven OST
6:19 meganeko - The Cyber Grind (Ultrakill Soundtrack)
13:22 Guilty Gear Strive - Smell Of The Game
25:05 HIKARI Punishing: Gray Raven OST
27:22 Solar Sea - Girls Frontline OST
That Arknights ost is fire
King, you dropped this 👑.
15:58 Arknights - Boiling Blood
Thank you so much for this!
Punishing Gray Raven music slaps
26:20
_This man is skateboarding a horse and holding back the stars while killing everyone he comes into contact with, and he does it _*_from the hospice._*_ Radahn is an absolute god among chads and this fight’s intensity lives up to that and _*_then some._*_ And that is just phase one. Phase two starts when he, um.. uh.. jumps. Into the upper atmosphere._ 26:40
[Punishing: Gray Raven OST - HIKARI, Kowloong Central]
thank you so much
Thank you SO MUCH for the music.
@@markomega8719 No problem, man! I suggest checking out Punishing: Gray Raven if you like Action and Hack & Slash games. It has both a mobile and PC client!
Consort Radahn and Oathblaze Lucia both being revealed around the same time.
Crazy...
The Elden Ring video review market is oversaturated, yet Maxor through sheer force of will, ADHD medication, Tesla microchips in his frontal lobe and a few sacrifices to the dark powers. Is able to ascend into a new plain of epileptic and cardiac arrest inducing levels of content.
Also, he absolutely nails the feel of each boss through editing that could be considered as a deadly weapon against anyone over 30.
He's becoming more proficient with every video. It was anyone over 40 last I checked.
You watch this man's videos and you think he's medicated?
@@Jackson_dot_exe thats what i was gonna say lol
@@Jackson_dot_exe .the fact you can actually see anything in the video should be proof the medication exists
I can imagine Maxor sitting in front of his screen and recording equipment, reading out the script as he tries to not die from hysterical laughter every time he has to joke. 10/10
You mean trying not to die from body wide carpal tunnel as he contemplates opening his editing software.
My favorite part of this game was that it made my teeth feel tingly
My second favorite part of this game was this video which also made my teeth feel tingly
Never thought Id find trib here,
I agree, the game makes everything tingly
you should probably see a dentist about that
Weird, this video only made my teeth taste like metal
Glad to see my uncle in an interesting locale
Maybe you should eat more oranges mate
I translated all the German names in Google translate so you wouldn’t have to:
21:00 The workers compensation act and the red doesn’t translate correctly (the friendship relationship)
21:02 The Bird
21:02 The Declaration of Independence
21:04 The face that needs a slap (rough translation)
21:06 can’t read it but it’s in German
21:07 “The Child Shredder”
I think it's an article about house dogs straight from Wikipedia. (21:06)
I'm from Germany - I can help with that :D
21:00 - "The Workspace Accident Compensation Law/Act" and the red one's "The Friend-Relation"
21:02 - The Bird
21:02 - The Declaration of Independence
21:04 - Close, but it's more like "A Face in need of a Fist" or "A face in need of a good Hook"
21:06 - That the German Wiki page for "House dog"
21:07 “The Children Shredder” or more likely "Child / Children Mauler"
21:09 are we just going to ignore 'Das Hodenverstümmelung' which um well... nvm.
@@Bananen_999 Yes, we are going to ignore das hodenverstümmelung
also not to mention his almost perfect pronunciation of Friedrich at 12:17
"And one is just really attracted to his younger brother."
His younger brother who is perpetually cursed to remain a child, by the way. Thank you, George R. R. Miyazaki.
On the plus side I had a reason to McMurder the living hell out of Mohg
@@humanwreckage4563 There are so many bosses in the From Soft games library that you feel bad for killing. Often times they are lonely, sad, or defeated already.
Not Mohg. Fuck that guy.
mmmm legal shota
@@humanwreckage4563 I've murdered him only for his cape. I've killed all the bosses in the game for one single reaon : Do their clothes look good on me ?
@@crash-testproductions9341 legit
“I am also homophobic. And you are looking pretty gay right now.”
The writing in these videos never fails to make me laugh.
I hadn't put it together before your comment, but I just realized he called his character 'Elden John'.
@tenjek Your comment isn't showing up for some reason so I can't reply to it directly. I don't know if you'll see this, but it's at 0:17.
@@geneericname7138 oh that bug is so annoying, I've had that happen 3 times already
@@GaminCatto No it's not a bug, it's YT censoring comments.
“A bug” is definitely the most charitable way I’ve ever heard describe “you accidentally tripped either the WrongSpeak or Spam AI” (lol betting this comment gets eaten too)
Fun fact.
As a German i can approve that there is indeed a story close to "Das Kindershredder".
It's called "Max und Moriz" and it's about two mischievous boys that get shredded to chicken food in the end.
What a fun little story. Always helped me to get a good sleep afterwards.
wtf
My German teacher literally had that shit stapled on the walls of her classroom.
@@tandemdwarf745 Yes, it was everywhere.
You go to the dentist office and it just sits there among the other books and magazines.
Even in the kindergarten - or elementary school library.
Wat
Ich vergesse immerwieder wie schlimm Max und Moritz war… Struwwelpeter ist einfach krank… wen ihr mich nun entschuldigt, ich will gerne meine Lieblings Gute-Nachtgeschichte aus meiner Kinderheit hören: ES
Fun fact: the coordinates at 9:13 are pointing to the Town Hall of Sus, a city in France, which is right next to the "Amogus Tower", which is a butcher shop and also the "Embassy of Bobuxland".
I wish I was making this shit up.
man this dude srlsly adds up layers upon layers, of dumbshit, when I come back, there is always something I missed, goddammit
fr??? 💀
@@UH-60_Blackhawkon god
My favorite part about Starscourge Radahn is that you can summon Patches into the fight, but he takes one look at Radahn and immediately disconnects because even he knows that kicking that boy down a hole isn't going to go well.
Yeah lmaooo
Tbh, I would piss out too if was asked to kill a man who can accuratly cosplay a nuclear warhead
Patches: "I'm out. Y'all got that."
Well, he’s been called “Patches the Coward(ly)” since his introduction to the series for several reasons.
To be fair that is a perfectly reasonable reaction to being called into a battle with the dude holding back the fucking STARS
Gianni losing his shit while reading his lines never get old
The schizo entity known as max0r is the only thing that can cause the normally straightfaced Gianna to crack up
my name is m e l a t o n i n
@@CsQ_RandomRepository I'm in looking for a quirked up hwite boy who can bust it down sexual style. So that I can make him goated with the sauce.
Probably my favourite part of the video xD
Best VA in the history of VA
Using German and ancient Sumerian interchangeably as terrifying eldritch script is much, much funnier then it should be
To be fair, Lovecraft has absorbed at least ONE Sumerian god into his mythos, so it kind of makes sense. As for the Germans, well. Considering what they consider to be "children's bedtime stories", I think eldritch is an understatement.
@@0riginal_zer030
Speaking as a person from Denmark (the tiny country just above Germany), I can confirm that those darn Southerners are indeed the closest we'll probably ever get to Elder God patrons.
Also, it doesn't get better when you leave Germany. Just different.
Edit: To clarify, the Nordics and Eastern Europe fall under this umbrella of "Different Flavours of German Nightmares". At least to my knowledge.
@@0riginal_zer030 Iä Iä Angela Merkel fhtagn!
@@cmdAHYT dead on. Polish have their own folklore, lady midday for example. nice to know us germans are not the only fucked up ones
It hurt me from laughing
I stumbled across Max0r's work after somebody linked the source of the "That's a nice argument, senator. Why don't you back it up with a source?" short on TH-cam... All I can say is this guy's content is a brutal assault on all my senses simultaneously... and I cannot stop watching it.
Holy shit, are you kidding me?! That's how *I* found Max0r the Haxx0r!
Same. Also, at 9:13 in Ben Shapiro’s “reacting to woke TikToks #9” it uses the I made it the fuck up.
Meanwhile, I think I first learned about him in bits and pieces while hanging around my fellow VTuber fans, and then a certain hololive fan animation by Harutimu gave me the final push to watch a Max0r vid, specifically this one, in full, which then led to my mindbroken subscription to this channel. And another addition to the hilarity is how both that fan animation and this vid feature Fauna.
_MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP!_
@@theoverlordbear what fan animation?
I’m convinced that Maxor isn’t human anymore, he’s literally just an editing software with a human consciousness
Max0r.exe: I’m sorry. You require 1 TB of RAM to render “An Incorrect Summary of Bayonetta 1 2 & 3”
XD
Just like Skulker
The Sundowner Dream
Max0r is a small, blonde anime loli in real life. Max0r said so.
@@doctorhealsgood5456 wait a minute:
If Maxor is a small and blonde anime loli,
and Tsunomaki Watame is a small and blonde anime loli,
Then that means that Maxor is actually Tsunomaki Watame. My god, you’re a genius.
The fact that Max went into Caelid with a Godskin Peeler means that he either A: got so scared of The Red Area that he didn't come back until after exploring most or all of the Altus Plateau or 2: he recorded this footage in New Game+.
Naturally, I'm going to just internalize the former as my personal Max0r headcanon because it's funnier.
You have to go to Altus plateau to start the radahn festival
Well you can only fight Radahn during the festival(normally),and that's triggered either by going to the Altus Plateau or by doing Ranni's quest and since we didn't hear about her during the video,your theory is probably correct.
@@SirEggo2412 the festival is triggered by dialogue with blaidd and the jar
So the actual story is just that Radahn would be a better conclusion to the end of the video than Morgot so I rearranged the order I approach bosses
@@Max0r Makes sense, thank you
I promise that I won't steal your car Max0r.
Stopped for a quick silly vid to see during lunch
Ended up with the most magnificently beautiful brain overloading seizure provoking comically random giggle inducing morbin time in my entire journey throughout this platform and I love you for this.
This will now be stored in my core memory lane for the next 17 and a half seconds
it's been 10 months now, do you still remember this shit?
these videos are the peak definition of 21st century humor. Hyper fast pace, references every few seconds, a barrage of sound effects hitting you so fast it's like an episode of hazbin hotel, its the equivalent of jangling keys infront of your audience for several seconds, but in this case its the most finely crafted keys you have ever seen and occasionally you get shot by a real ass gun, only to be bamboozled when you getting shot was a set up for an entirely different joke that will now become a running gag for all of 3 minutes which will feel like both 30 minutes and 30 seconds.
This comment is nearly as funny as the video man wth XD
...
And also this anime girl.
At least Sseth puts in relevant references for his jokes for his frenetic pacing.. not just random 'key jingling" shit. It's like rick and morty without the substance and gives me a fcking headache. How many 13 year old crack addicts are there in the world for this to find an audience.
Yes.
bruhh the shade thrown at hazbin lmao
The best editor on youtube, what an effort put in
1k likes no replies? Ima change that
he isn't the editor he is the software itself
"You don't even get anything for killing it, just the guilt"
He says, while the ancestral spirit summon is on the screen. Never change, Max0r
the hooded lass giving the gift card is the Monsoon of this game
His source in this entire edit is that he made it the f*ck up
Like I said, nothing
@@Max0r Well that's part one Max0r.... what about part two- the self-regenerating Bambi from Hell?
@@Max0r Hello Editer
I love that Max0r is giving me an opportunity to practice my Japanese
0:11 Gaijin 外人 ( がいじん ) - A foreigner.
外 ( がい) outside
人 (じん) person
0:31 Nihongo 日本語 ( にほんご )
This _does_ mean "Japanese" but refers to the language [ 語 ( ご ) language/speech]
not the _people_ Nihonjin 日本人 ( にほんじん ). That's Japan 日本 ( にほん) and people 人 (じん).
0:54
??
助 help/assistant
1:19 I think this is just a Jojo reference but those are katakana characters, they all say "go" ゴ , which doesn't mean anything, it's just a sound effect. Fun fact: Japanese write onomatopoeias in katakana, which is usually used for foreign words or sometimes for emphasis. Like using *BOLD* or _italics_ but instead they invented a whole other alphabet -just to irritate me.-
Hiragana: ご Katakana: ゴ
1:57 Weeaboo - Comes from the old term "wapanese" which is a combination of "white" and "Japanese". On 4chan this word used to get filtered so they started replacing it with the term "Weeaboo" which was a made up word from a comic that didn't mean anything. Now it's stuck. Weeaboo is an insult which refers to a person who has an unhealthy obsession with anime and a poor idea of Japanese culture based on said anime.
2:02 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
3:17 I still don't know Kanji but the third one has the radical for 1 trillion in it. Google says it means "escape now" which is terrifying and possibly inaccurate.
4:00 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
4:24 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
4:24 ほう? 向かってくるのか ? Hō ? Mukatte kuru noka? Oh? You’re approaching me?
(You're never gonna believe this...but this is a Jojo reference.)
6:44 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
7:33 それを殺します Sore o koroshimasu I will kill it (respectful)
8:55 Google says this means "painful death"
痛 いた ouch/pain
苦 くる trial/suffering
地 ち earth/soil
死 し death
去 きょ eliminate
This doesn't have any kana so I'm pretty sure it's actually Chinese but they both use Kanji, so close enough. If so it's actually more like "die in pain".
10:07 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
10:59 This is Chinese again...but I can read it!
*Top left:*
Chinese: 中国 Zhōngguó
Japanese: 中国 ちゅうごく Chūgoku
Both mean "China"
*Bottom text:*
Too tired to type that all out but it says "I like ice-cream"
*Bottom right:*
化 change/becoming
工 factory worker
廠 workshop
_Chemical plant_
11:21 "get out or else"
趕緊 quickly
出去 get out
不然 or else
(Thank you, NightSnackCatMeat)
13:47 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
13:54
16:37 There is some Japanese in there but I'm starting to get sleepy I'll do it later
16:46
17:27
19:35 Goku
21:50 Doki Doki Literature club.
ドキドキ an onomatopoeia for "thump thump" or the sound of a heartbeat
24:01 ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ ゴ
26:37 "leap"
跳 jump/dance/skip
躍 leap/jump
That was way more than I was anticipating
just to correct something
7:33 それを殺します
it means more "I will (respectfully) kill it", isntead of just "kill it"
edit: for people interested, if you wanted to tell someone that you were gonna kill him, you'd say something like ぶっ殺すぞ (Read as "bukkorosuzo"), for extra shock and violence you can add こらぁ (KORAAA) at the end.
To say "Kill it", it'd go something like "殺せ” (Read as "korose"), there's no need to add the それを cuz it's implied, if you add that then it's unatural
woah
@@yep5700 thank you!
*So nihon and nihongo are actually the same word「日本語」?*
@@Elysia_bed
Nihon is 日本 (Japan)
Nihongo is 日本語 (Japanese language)
Go is 語 (language)
Sorry I didn’t make that clear, I’ll fix it
banger video also oh my lord your editing is insane I cannot imagine what your timeline looks like
Hey Stryxo 👋
Looks just like the Elden Ring time-line
YOU CAN LITERALLY SEE IT 4 TIMES IN THIS VIDEO ALONE
he lives in caelid
Looks like 5 hour prep time involving drugs, memes, gaming, and a little too much internet. then another 5 hours of putting all of that into this game somehow.
As a Bulgarian, i have to say i find the "bulgarians stealing cars" joke... extremely fucking funny along with the whole of the video, great job
the knife in the back jokes are funnier
as a swede this is offensive
продавам голф 3-ка на части.
Evil twitter be like:
posted while in a yet to be stolen toyota
"Welcome everyone to the open world RPG where I roleplay as The Victim"
Sent my sides into orbit.
25:12
Still my favorite meme in Elden Souls continuity.
"Gotta beat raid boss Radhan in World of Employee harassment" sends me flying
“into orbit” just like a certain someone when he… jumps? into the upper atmosphere
I've seen so many of maxor's videos that I can predict every beat of the video the chaos has become predictable I have reached a new level of shit post enjoyment
A collab between Sseth, Martin, Gianni, Uber and Jimothy is fucking amazing
I'm glad I'm not the only one who realised and I 100% agree
It is like avenger endgame.
It's like a fever dream come true and im loving it
This
@@user-gx6tu3mf4k that
I can imagine Maxor doing math. He doesn't calculate, he straight up just *edits* the fucking answer into being right
Thats a nice answer max0r, why dont you back it up with calculus
my calculus is that i made it the fuck up
So basically like when Bobobo said an infinitely long and complex mathematical proof within a finite amount of time that proves that 3+3=8, causing the number 6 to die.
When reading the first sentence, I thought you'd misspelled "meth". Both make sense, tbh.
Man this collabmegeddon is one of the greatest collabs ever.
It all feels like an insane fever dream that overloads my brain with dopamine as I get slammed back to back by videos from everyone featuring everyone.
Kind of the point my nigga, of course Max0r has to be entertaining too which he is, that’s why he gets so much love
Dude ikr??? I got so taken aback by the fact that he used LR team turles ost in the beginning it made me fanboy a little because I never knew that maxor was into dokkan battle 0:43
You've just inspired me so damn hard man. The way you've constructed this masterpiece, from the jokes to the hype, it's just beautiful. That Radahn edit made me feel so many emotions at once, and by the end I was like "damn, this is what it's all about."
Maxor casually inserting fucking sick ass AMVs in the middle of his videos gives me life
*GMV's but whatever
@@BadModder *PMVs
@@PunkZombie1300 brony much?
@@MonsieurMaskedMan Wat. PMVs stands for p*rn music videos, my dude.
It could also stands for 'pony music video' lol
I never knew a seizure could be this amazing XD
Is that what seizure feels like
This video was made by a sentient seizure
Ever had xanax?
Amazing to see you in these comments
I thought your name was sonichu.
As a Brazilian I can 100% confirm that Max0r was absolutely right about the Brasil part... In fact my favorite part of playing the game was when I got to Caelid and just casually walked by all my friends and relatives heading to the Boss Area, feels good to be home indeed.
Olá brasileiro
Eu não tankei o "A MIMIR" do nada no meio do vídeo KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
@@sexton_hale24verinaud66 A NÃO VÉI, EU NEM REPAREI
ELE METEU UM "A MIMIR" TOMANOCUKKKKKK
Mas tem brasileiro em todo lugar, mermo kkkkk
O “a mimir” me quebrou kkkkkkkk
5:48 So I was not aware I was supposed to fuck off and come back later, so I just sat there for like 40 minutes dying over and over before I somehow fumbled my way through the fight.
I mean its not really requireddddd
“Why is the entrance to the school a graveyard? Is this America?”
That joke gave my life purpose on this day.
Uhh purpose to what exactly?
@@charlesxii2660 to spread the architectural culture to his country
"Skateboarding a horse" is maybe the best thing I've ever heard, only rivaled by, "Omg my zodiac just killed itself"
On that note, isn't it funny how both Radhan and Malenia kick your ass with severe handicaps?
Radhan is as mentioned fighting you from the hospice and Malenia has lost all her limbs and uses prosthetics, making that fight by definition you getting your ass beat by a cripple 😁
My favorite is "My brother in Christ, they are misbegotten chimera and you're going to die".
BTW do u know the ending song name
@@shovelmaniac7475 Punishing Gray Raven Hikari
@@goldencookie6317 That's the final song used in battle, the ending is GFL OST - Solar Sea
I like how Caelid was described as several different places in a row, such as Brazil, Germany, Detroit, Ohio, Florida and several other american places
Most importantly, Gary Indiana
The fact you used "smell of the game" as a way to describe Godrick 2nd fase is a piece of art
Max0r is what Raiden couldn't be...
B A S E D
21:00, for anyone wondering “das arbeiterunfallverischerungsgesetz” means “the workers compensation insurance act”
Edit: Also das kindershredder is the child shredder.
Really? I just thought that they shredded kinder bueono’s for milkshakes
@@shinmalphur2734 Kinder means "child" in German.
What about der freundschaftsbeziehungen
And what the fuck is cheems saying at 23:45
@@historicflame972 "freundschaftsbeziehungen" is just friendship relationships
DENKT NICHT AN HUNGER ODER
ERSCHOPFUNG! DENRT NUR AN DAS
GROSSARTIGE DEUTSCHE REICH
DAS PREUSSISCHE VOLK ERWARNET Einen
UNVERGLEICHLICHEN SIEG! FÜR DEN KAISER!
Translated : DO NOT THINK ABOUT HUNGER OR EXHAUSTION! ONLY THINK ABOUT THAT GREAT GERMAN REICH THE PRUSSIAN PEOPLE EXPECT ONE UNPARALLELED VICTORY! FOR THE EMPEROR!
For some reason it just hit me how intimidating a quest it would be to be given "Go kill every Demigod on the planet", assuming the scale of The Lands Between is anything to go off of.
_Thats a lot of Demigods_
And Lord knows how strong some of them might be
Better yet is the fact that we're probably the last ones standing. Limgrave alone may or may not have buried a few armies.
They already topped that thematic power difference concept in bloodborne so we might have become desensitized at this point.
In case you didn't know, Melatonin is voiced by the same guy that was Armstrong in Max's MGR:R video.
Feel so privileged to be a part of this bombastic masterpiece!
Replying here after finally finding your comment after scrolling through 2000 of them.
The amount of dedication you have to your craft is truly scary, max0r. I almost feel guilty enjoying days worth of edits and masterfully executed memes in mere seconds
"ascend the political compass until we have authority" is a GOAT-tier line
20:45 hey, from Brasil here and yeah can confirm that some parts look like that
"and one is just really attracted to his younger brother"
How to tell that George RR Martin wrote the lore
The fact that I heard Miyazaki is brocon kind of support that too
@@mitacestalia7532 Also feet enthusiast
When does he says that?
@@aleksiheija8170 based
At least compared to the brocon thing
BuT iT's PlaToNIc AtTRaCTioN
I refuse to believe that this guy isn't our world's version of ultron who instead of going for mass human extinction after browsing the internet for a few minutes, chooses to embrace it and make a youtube channel.
hahahahaha i thought the same
They saw the internet's insanity and decided to, for the fun of it, add further to it with gloriously ridiculous meme-stuffed videos, just because they're curious as to how bonkers they can make things.
This is my headcanon now
This dude fast tracking seizures in a big way. What an innovator.
This video cured my adhd but gave me autism.
2:30 - Operation Spectrum [Arknights]
5:25 - Dust [Punishing Gray Raven]
8:55 - Hacked theme [Honkai Impact 3rd]
13:22 - Smell of The Game [Guilty Gear Strive]
15:58 - Boiling Blood [Arknights]
16:40 - Heart of Surging Flame/fesedm [Arknights]
20:55 Unwelcome School [Blue Archive]
25:05 - 27:20 - Hikari [Punishing Gray Raven]
27:25 - Solar Sea [Girls Frontline]
you forgot the Rennala theme
th-cam.com/video/cuOae6-GA-g/w-d-xo.html - Rennalla / LCC - Sie liebten sich beide (Punishing:Gray Raven)
The irish memes' music is "Come Out Ye Black and Tans" if anyone wants to know
bro you're a god for this
Max0r knows gfl 😳
May god bless you
Honestly, your section about Radahn is one of my favorite pieces of video on this whole platform. Full on meme-ery and humor while still capturing how crazy intense and badass this boss fight is.
Compilation of all the music time stamps I could find
0:40 LR Turtles Army OST; DBZ Dokkan Battle
2:30 CC#5 Spectrum Lobby Theme; Arknight
4:12 Iwatodai Dorm; Persona 3
4:59 Wiping All Out; Persona 3 Portable
5:34 Dust; Punishing Gray Raven
6:19 The Cyber Grind; Ultrakill
8:51 Humans Are Such Easy Prey; Pretubator
12:00 LR Great Ape Vegeta's Active Skill DBZ Dokkan Battle
13:11 Smell of the Game; Guilty Gear Strive
19:06 Sie Liebten Sich Beide; Punishing Gray Raven
26:36 HIKARI; Punishing Gray Raven
27:20 Solar Sea; Girls Frontline
Gotta go help
1:25 Spolier by Hyper
1:26 Kirby Mass Attack - Skull Gang
1:45 Jingle Jangle Jingle by Kay Kyser
2:02 JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Awaken
2:17 Dark Souls 3 - Vordt of Boreal Valley
2:19 Bloodborne - Ludwig, the Holy Blade
2:43 Metal Gear Solid 2 - "Metal Gear Solid" Main Theme
3:14 Ace Combat 04 - Megalith (Agnus Dei)
3:37 Elden Ring - Main Theme
5:13 Lightnin by Krump Kings
6:32 Metal Gear Solid V - Sins of the Father
6:34 The Elder Scrolls IV - Harvest Dawn
8:07 Persona 5 - Price
8:26 Genshin Impact - Raiden Shogun Battle Theme - Phase 1
8:56 Honkai Impact 3rd - Invasion
9:51 Dark Souls - The Ancient Dragon
11:22 Doom Eternal - Gladiator
11:32 Big Bang Theory intro
14:21 Persona 5 - Life Will Change (instrumental)
15:58 Arknights - Boiling Blood
16:40 Arknights - Heart of Surging Flame
20:23 Persona 3 - During the Test
20:55 Blue Archive - Unwelcome School
21:29 Caramelldansen by Caramell
21:38 Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle - AGL LR Future Gohan and Trunks
21:51 Doki Doki Literature Club - Main Theme
23:00 DuckTales - Moon Theme
24:19 Halo: Combat Evolved - Main Theme
24:41 Minecraft - Sweden
huh, I thought the last 2 were the same song... same tempo and scale lol
well, now that I hear them, the last one is slightly slower
I did not realize there were 2 Dokkan ost’s in this video until seeing this comment and now I can’t unhear it lol
what about 26:11
@@metalgearexcelsus thanks bros
Me on my first Elden Ring playthrough: "I can't understand shit of the story."
Me after watching hundreds of lore video: "I see..."
Me after watching the amazing psychedelic editing of this video: "I see no more."
LOL I love your comment hahahah 🤣
"Like i said: kids are cruel, Tarnished. And I love minors"
-Rennala of the Red Lobster
*Mohg
Yes I know it’s a reference to his MGR vid
@@longphan7656 I am 100% expecting him to just recycle all of Sundowner's lines from that vid for Mohg
Very in touch with her inner crustacean
@@Meri637 lol
Calling Raya Lucaria linear is funny. There’s a pathway over the rooftops full of items, spells, and spastic children that I only discovered on my 3rd playthrough
How do you get there?
Something being off the beaten path does not make it not linear.
@@Genesis-fc8we From the elevator up to Queen Moon, turn back and walk the path on the right that would open a shortcut back to the previous grace. Then look for a roof to jump onto right before the door that opens that shortcut.
@@Arcessitor thanks :)
After following this video through all the progress updates, I can not be more excited
Edit: Max I cannot stress this enough - this is the best video you have made yet. I usually giggle a lot during the videos but this summary had me literally rolling with some of the jokes in it. The wait was worth it. Fantastic work Max
Every video has me in a fit of tears
And I can’t tell if it’s laughter or my brain being overloaded with information
It honestly is, just he editing is superb. And the guest voices are just an awesome surprise.
Me too. Normaly I may giggle but here I'm just laughing out loud.
@@thebulletkin8393, Both, both, both is good.
Sorry for off topic, but anyone know the song he uses at the end of the video? The credits?
Dear God, Max0r made Radahn's boss fight go from badass, to absolute epic with his choice of music. For all the comedy he's making some absolutely amazing stuff here that's just breathtaking.
It’s the OST of Punishing Gray Raven if you care. The track is named Hikari.
He'd better do Ranni's quest line though, or this video series will be forever less than it could have been.
@@CringeAnimePFP Thanks! I knew it sounded familiar!
@@ThePhiphler Indeed. Plenty of memes to uncover outta it too, so he's got little reason to do so.
Do you know what song he's using?
As a italian, I feel honored by the fact that you remembered we exist
I fucking love 25:45. He legit made some pics of it looking like video game events. In the right pic, he made it look like the other festival members are game contestants.
The brilliance of Max0r’s genre(?) of video is that you can watch it 5 times over and still find content you missed from the other times. This boosts his view count remarkably, allowing his influence to skyrocket.
Just like an actual Souls game
Deep.
Every minute Max0r edits is an entire condensed feature film.
I've never done drugs but I'm 100% sure this is what an acid trip looks like.
@@Vassilinia I wanna do both one time to see if I can survive.
@@Vassilinia You get used to it, hahaha
My favorite bits are when Maxor laughs at his own jokes, as well he should.
Back when this first came out it, I only just discovered Max0r. Now a year later I still keep rewatching it. These videos are master pieces and just keep getting better everytime he releases a new one.
I love Gianni in this video. He managed to vomit almost all of his memes without fail. I love how he got caught up on the Melatonin joke, and not dying at "Crazy Caca Consumer."
It amazes me that even after jump starting the MGR meme economy, bringing in some of my favorite youtubers like Rimmy and Sseth, and putting in ridiculous amounts of work into videos; this MadLad is under 1million Subs. That needs to change ASAP
This will be within 7 weeks
@@areboo5851 let's help him get there to make him intesify his crippling Vtuber addiction.
I did did NOT expect to find the persona 3 dorm theme here of all place.
A surprise for sure.
As someone who just recently got the game and started playing, I’ve been using this video as a guide, and I agree wholeheartedly that CAELID FUCKING SUCKS.
Gotta say though its a pretty accurate representation of Gary Indiana
This is a pretty bad guide. I intentionally do things out of order or in ways that are not totally possible without inferring more stuff because I want it to be my telling of the game’s events.
@@Max0r it’s still very accurate honestly
@@Max0r I'm not going to be touching this game because i couldn't even make it past the first dragon bridge in Dark Souls 1... but my god do i look forward to Part 2 through X of this incorrect summary. As a German i was bawling at DAS KINDERSHREDDER because that is *not* how you spell Schredder in German :D
@@Jukantos It's the easiest Souls game and in my opinion the best one. Once you beat the first boss you won't be able to put it down. The Dopamine is addicting. Give it a try
The guest voices absolutely killed it with this one. I am so glad you left gianni snickering while saying "melatonin" in the final cut.
Another certified Max0r banger. I have ADHD and this editing style is literally heaven for me.
The German stuff translates to:
Der Vogel = The Bird (pretty average fable stuff)
Das Backpfeifengesicht = The Slap Face (as in 'a face thats so smug or ugly you just want to slap it.)
Der Kinderschredder = The Children Shredder (That one sound made-up but out fairytales are pretty messed up, that could be real)
And the written stuff translates to:
Die Arbeitsunfallsversicherung = Work accident insurance (basically healthcare for cases in which your health issues occured because of accidents at work)
Die Freundschaftsbeziehung = The friendship relationship (means basically just... friendship)
“Der Kinderschredder” is probably a pit bull joke and how they must turn any nearby 5 year old into red paste
@@normanlabow7482 Did you know that despite being less than 6% of the US dog population, pitbulls are responsible for 75% of US dogs attacks ?
9:57 missed a Ravenholm reference with "We don't go to Caelid anymore."
21:17 The fact that you used the “a mimir” meme correctly is god-tier
Totally agree
eu ainda tô impressionado
sim, brasil
Surpresa
0:40 Opening montage (Lr Turles Army OST, Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle)
2:30 Tree Sentinel montage (CC#5 Spectrum OST, Arknight)
5:34 Margit montage (Dust, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal)
8:51 Leonen Misbegotten montage (Humans Are Such Easy Prey, Perturbator)
13:11 Godrick montage (Smell of the game, Guilty Gear Strive, Daisuke Ishiwatari)
19:06 Rennala montage (Sie liebten sich beide, Punishing: Gray Raven, LCC)
26:36 Radahn montage (HIKARI, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal)
Other
27:20 End Credit (Solar Sea, Girls Frontline, GhostFinal)
This is a repost in case my old comment get drowned is sea of comment.
also in godrick: LR great ape Vegeta ost
at 14:21 it´s probably Life will change (Persona 5 OST)
A true legend. Thank you so much I’ve been looking everywhere for these
Legend here
the champion we need
I'm very glad Maxor is bringing a spotlight to my people's greatest fairytales like "der Kinderschredder". A timeless classic every kid should read!
Ich liebe das Kinderschredder. It was my favorite bedtime story. Especially the part where the child gets ripped to a bazillion little pieces by some fucked up tyrannosaurus dog. In all seriousness tho. I hate those dog things.
@@moritzg3648 I hate them, I ate them.
@@DuckBall_ Like us germans do with our firstborn child. You will be missed Heinrich.
@@moritzg3648 Heinrich was schwach. His death will help the german Motor industry.
This is my first time ever watching a Max0r video and the intro alone made me laugh for 10 minutes straight.
subbed in half a second.
As a Brazilian i can confirm that when we go outside, we have to survive the zombies horde, the giant birds and the not so friendly dogs trying to kill us.
if only this was a lie
at least you can double jump
And as a Quebecer, I can confirm that we have to survive attacks from roided up smurfs on a daily basis
21:17 "A Mimir" ?????? como ele sabe disso?
Yeah, but you also got Radahn holding the stars up, so it evens out.
That conversation with Blaidd made me realize that 1-2 seconds of silence is considered an "uncomfortably long silence" in the bizarre world of Max0r's editing, where senses you didn't know you had are being bombarded with memes.
Time stamp?
@@longname6117 23:58
0:40 Opening montage (Lr Turles Army OST, Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle)
2:30 Tree Sentinel montage (CC#5 Spectrum OST, Arknight)
5:34 Margit montage (Dust, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal)
8:51 Leonen Misbegotten montage (Humans Are Such Easy Prey, Perturbator)
13:11 Godrick montage (Smell of the game, Guilty Gear Strive, Daisuke Ishiwatari)
19:06 Rennala montage (Sie liebten sich beide, Punishing: Gray Raven, LCC)
26:36 Radahn montage (HIKARI, Punishing: Gray Raven, GhostFinal)
Other
27:20 End Credit (Solar Sea, Girls Frontline, GhostFinal)
Can you also put the music that he use on those montage?
@@bruuuhhhh1111 If you're talking about the Opening montage I think its called Dragon Ball Z Dokkan Battle - LR Turles Army OST
End credit : Vanguard sound - Solar sea
absolute god amongst men you are
2:30 Tree Sentinel montage (Arknights #CC Spectrum OST)
There’s so much going on that my brain can’t physically comprehend it all at once so I’m just kind of dumbfounded at the experience unfolding in front of me
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling all those videos.
You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos.
You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
A warm thanks to the many members of the Merchants Guild, generously funding and bankrolling these videos.
You are all truly wonderful, have a good one.
Thanks, Gideon.
It's a testament to the greatness and ingenuity of Max0r as a creator that you can experience his content in three different ways, first by looking at it, then by listening to it and finally by combining the two into the ultimate experience.
YES 🙌
it took me 45 minutes to watch this video because I had to keep pausing it so my baby brain could keep up.
What’s even more impressive is more than half of his visual memes are fully original in execution. Not only does he expertly utilize existing formats;
Max0r evolves them into their purest form. This is our renaissance and he is our Da-Vinki.
"Da-Vinki" had me rollin' lmao
I absolutely love this video, and a big part of that is the superb editing, but I think my favorite parts are how you represent the boss fights. I've never played the other souls games, but from my experience in Elden Ring, the main story boss fights are all about having a true fight with a worthy opponent. Most of the two phase fights involve pushing the boss into a corner and forcing them to go all in trying to defeat you, and I think you really captured that feeling in your representation. My favorite is the Rennala fight, because at first, she barely acknowledges your existence, only half-heartedly attacking you, but then when you whittle down her first health bar, she is forced to use the power of her great rune and rebirth herself into a more powerful opponent. I think that your representation of this was great, as once her second phase begins, you give her another title card, and changing from "Queen of Caria", which is just her title, to "Queen of the Full Moon", which shows that she is now using her full power against you.
Basically, I don't think you get enough credit for not just how funny and creative your editing is, but also how it is able to convey a story that really matches the feelings and themes portrayed in the original game.
He really shows love for his videos and the games themselves. Both fans and outsiders can love his work, which is something everyone should get to enjoy.
"Starslayer Radahn" never fails to give me chills
@@nothere5378 I see you haven't gotten to HER yet... Otherwise, Radan would have seemed like a miserable kitten to you.
I also call her "I'll shred you into a salad, pathetic casual"
Worth mentioning Renalla doesn't do anything in phase 2. Ranni set up a failsafe that would create a copy of Renala in her prime
Rennala's phase 2 isn't even her bro, Ranni was so embarrassed by how crazy and depressed her mom is to the point she can't even properly fight she conjured an illusion to show you how it should've gone down.
I can tell you played the game but it's kinda confusing as to whether you watched the cutscenes or paid attention to the story.
I love how the coordinates at 9:14 end up being a place in france called sus
Despite how batshit your editing is, you also create one of the coolest edits of the fight against Radahn at the end. How you go from side splitting hilarious to genuinely awesome is fantastic.
His AMV game is stepping up
You should watch the Jetstream Sam and Sundowner edits on Metal gear rising part 2
I have been following your progress through your posts, and now that the real thing has manifested itself I cannot stress enough: This is by far the best video I have ever seen, the amount of memes and chaotic wild editing in this is unrivaled, and to think this is only part 1! I cannot wait for what madness you will bring for part 2!
Also I see you have discovered the amazing fighting music from Punishing Gray Raven
The moment I heard dust at the start of the video my brain was like "wait... WAIT THATS DUST!!! HOLY SHIT MAX0R FOUND PGR!!!" I think its super awsome hes using the music because the ost is godly.