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you mean Gargantuan Master, Giant Motherfucker or dare I say Massive Executive? Because it's obviously not Big Boss, his VA isn't David Hayter and so much so that even the plot doesn't think it's Big Boss
I love the Quiet scene at the beginning. They send in an assassin to kill a guy that just woke up from a 9 year coma. They wait 5 minutes and then see their assassin fly out the window on fire.
Imagine being a soldier sent to take out a dude in coma, and then you just see one of your top agents on fire fly out of the window of his room. It's no wonder Big Boss grew a bit of a reputation.
I checked the opening act and counted that 24 soldiers died along with an amored vehicle and 2 helicopters. Sheesh, all that to take out one guy that just woke from a long coma and still failed spectacularly.
17:15 Fun fact: the sword mentioned here is made out of prehistoric bacteria that eat metal. These bacteria also enable the Metal Gear to perform a nuclear self-destruct by re-enriching its own depleted uranium armor plating back into uranium-235.
His fulton recovery system just fucking launches you into the stratosphere, and is eventually replaced by a warp kit. He knows he doesn't use real science, and he is proud to present his own.
@@kumat0ra672 or you don't. "Enrichment" just means increasing the % of U235 atoms in the material, relative to the more common U238. If the bacteria does something to release neutrons from U238, you could conceivably enrich the uranium to make a weapon
@@pizzatime4700 I'm not even gonna bother doing the total stealth or OSP missions and it's probably gonna be another few years until i touch MGSV at all again if I'm being honest
I mean who's insane enough to turn that very traumatic moment into a joke? Most of people who played the game(including me) is traumatized by this. Then there's DSP who laughs his ass off while doing that mission, smfh. Sorry for the offensive tone, but idk how to explain it, really
@@thedeadweight5726 Fuck "traumatized". I did like one of the _Battlestar Galactica_ series and had the names of the 22 you dropped as a list I held onto for like a fuckin *_YEAR_* after that
his second wife didnt like him enough that she decided itd be a good idea to cheat on him with the son he had with the first wife he stuffed into a tube, could you imagine being such a garbage excuse for a human being your son doesnt even think twice about banging your wife? thats some next level savage shit right there and he deserved all of it
16:55 I hadn't noticed until someone else pointed it out, but the _third child_ has an arm band like Eli rather than being on fire, indicating he's under Eli's influence rather than that of the _man on fire._
The Man Who Knew Too Little: The Game. Starting memorable characters like Not David Hayter, Moby Dick, a leper, The Russian With No Name, and guest band appearance by The Whoooooooo?!?!?! .
@@bobono Or the DLC starring Sharpened metal usually used to damage people via direct horizontal contact with skin combined with the primal canine usually used as pets by the common masses or drug searchers by the police?
That vocal parasite outbreak on Mother Base is still one of the best sequences I've ever played in a game. For such an insane game with what feels like zero direction it really manages some incredible scenes. also help me this game just makes me listen to the man who sold the world on repeat dear god help
That mission had me going from Concerned to legit craping myself in fear to bawling my eyes out because all of my favorite field operatives drew the short straw and were on the quarantine platform. [Staff member has died -50 heroism]
"You're going to Brazil" *guy gets dragged off screaming* I don't know why I find this meme so funny, but I laughed so hard I choked on my food at that point
2:39 they hold their gun sideways because the guns are extracting the casing from the top, this gun is supposed to be a VZ 61 Skorpion and it was actually the way the troops were trained to use them!
I never even thought of that until he mentioned it, but... that's kind of a powerful commentary on the folly of single-minded revenge quests, among other things. Or just on the importance of paying attention? Eh, that's the trouble with moral-of-the-story stuff, unless they're insultingly blatantly spelled out (and thus ignored out of spite), people tend to just read into things whatever they want to believe is there.
@@hazukichanx408 I think thats one of the reasons that makes this game so frustrating their are some genuinely brilliant and impactful themes and moments in it but they are buried deep in a very unfocused ynfun narrative on top of the mediocre to bad gameplay.. It turned out to be grim foreshadowing to Death's Stranding..
In all honesty, the scene at 21:41 is heartbreaking. The soldiers saying, "We live, and die, by your order, Boss." They salute, and stay saluting even as they are being executed by you. They know that they can't leave the Base or they'll destroy the world, so they willingly let you shoot them in the face. They sacrifice themselves so you can take down whoever it was that hurt them.
Dude, the cleansing of V-tubers told by Jim Carrey with Sins of The Father in the background is the most epic, and most absurd thing I've ever had to write.
"He then accidentally throws himself into the ocean and is unfortunately exposed to the horrors of having to learn how to run the Mother Base again." Bro you can't just use my gameplay like that.
@@nuttybuddy1762 Same. I was nodding, thinking yeah, I get it makes sense... Tuning out the music and other distraction, I was enthralled as I was learning this revelation, then I woke up from the trance by the soviet driver asking The Mask to stfu lol. Genius in so many ways 👍
I wonder how many people thought that Skullface killing everybody who speaks Japanese was a joke, only not to know that this would be a more effective plan than what he actually did.
All honesty I’m more curious as to how following max0r’s silly plan makes more sense than that of the swollen gray testicle, anybody able to explain for a brainlet as myself?
2:41 not sure if anyone's said this, but because they're all wearing gas masks, holding their guns that way is actually viable as it let's them see the gunsights. If they were just holding them single handedly that's just foolish.
@ascended chairman of the lemurian worker's party I love how Metal Gear styles itself with a lot of military trappings, then demonstrates it has no idea how guns work. Also, they’re not even holding the sights in front of their eyes.
Do you know why I quit my job as a succsessful Hollywood actor to run the Illuminati, Boss? Because I think I'll be forced to tell you. Think about your base, Snake. The people you've taken or the methods you've used (anime prison in the sea, their anime rations, big fucking boobs, nightcore, anime prison, weeaboos, "sending him to your anime prison to be indoctrinated"). There's one commonality between all of these things: your obsession with anime has created all of this. And it's up to the Illuminati to destroy it! Look at the top super-chatted channels on TH-cam, Snake! They're all virtual youtubers! Anime, which must be cleansed from this Earth if we are to know peace! And for that Snake I have my language virus. I will wipe all of those who speak japanese off of the face of this Earth! Cleansing it in a holy fire! The filth of which... (Hey can you two shut the fuck up back there I'm tryna drive.) ...untold evil will spring forth like a flowing waterfall if I do not silence their high voices and their whore streams for the rest of time! I hope you understand Snake, what I must do, and what you must watch. We still have 3 hours of this car ride... I'm at McDonalds, do you want anything?
You know, the villain lost me when he experimented on people and children to develop a supervirus, but now that I know he did it to remove anime from this world, I am entirely on board. Where is the nearest Illuminati recruitment station? Is it the carpet store? I never see anybody go in there, it has to be the carpet store, right?
Person in charge of the organization, have me receive your signal. Person in charge of the organization? PEEERRRSSOOONNN IN CHARGE OF THE ORGANIZATIOOOOON!!!
2:37 While wearing a gas mask (or SCBA mask in this case), you hold your rifle slightly sideways to let you look down your sights. But they were holding them 90 degrees sideways, and not even trying to look down the sights. What kind of gangster shit is that? LOL
the filter is on the same side so it'd have to be sideways. if it was on the left side it would be fine at a lesser angle. They're also basically point shooting in hallways against unarmed people. they don't need perfect sight picture. More fov when you're already blocking a large amount with a mask (old snake in MGS4 holds it sideways for this reason). Kojima has it in with a few SWAT/Tactical instructors over the years.
This whole video is amazing, but I've gone back and listened to the few minutes after 13:40 so many times. I love the never saying "big boss" and replacing it with some other synonymous phrase, it's absolutely genius.
*Me and the boys:* Skullface is evil, we must do everything we can to stop him. *Skullface:* _Explains his plan to destroy Vtubers._ *Me and the boys:* 14:30
I remember loving this game. I remember having fun and playing it through to the finish line. I did not remember a single plot point until I watched this video. The game is like a dream. The next morning you know you had an amazing dream, but you dont remember what it was about and cant put the stuff into context.
I just bought the game to run around punching people in Afghanistan and stopped paying attention. I’ve done this for years and only recently got to the quiet fight by accident
@@Dja05 he did, he wanted to eliminate English as a language in retaliation for having his own language and culture ripped from him in his childhood, causing the deterioration of the uniting language making it so none could communicate except through violence, thus he proliferates the world with nukes he can deactivate whenever he wants, he also wanted to kill Zero too
"And then you get an astonishing four seconds of game-play before the next cutscene." You couldn't write a shorter, more accurate review of any Metal Gear game.
If Hideo Kojima managed to finish the game, then Max0r would have had to cover Mission 51, in which Big Boss napalm bombs a bunch of child soldiers (I am not kidding)
Hell, he kills Strangelove by locking her inside the Mammal Pod, because she sent Hal to America to stop Huey trying to use him to pilot Sahelanthropus.
@@MisterHalt Not only that, but during his trial, where they play the audio of her desperately begging Huey to let her out...he STILL has the gal to look at everybody and say "I didn't do anything. She ended her own life. It's not my fault..." while her begging still plays in the background. Which basically was the moment that made me completely and utterly hate Huey, if his modified language virus didn't...
@@tippy4674 Believe me I know you guys get the green willy more then your fair share, but I and I assume the other guy are the Air Force, the spoiled children of the military, granted I'm CE so im a BIT closer to the normal military then most of the rest of the AF but still leaps and bounds over most when it comes to not getting the green willy.
You know what’s funny? The “filler” missions all explain shit in the story and slowly build up the conspiracy, especially if you snoop on guard conversations and prisoner interrogations.
@@NiclasLoof I agree with you wholeheartedly, man, i’m just trying to present an impetus to investigate more into the minutia of the missions for those who may not be aware how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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monkey balls senpai, please make one for mgs peacewalker or mgs sons of liberty
Don't care. Gonna keep rewatching this until you remove it from your channel.
Tough shit this is one of your best summary videos. I will love whatever you put out, but this will hold a special place in my heart.
@Max0r as a wise man once said "I like bad things"
Max0r’s editing is improving just so he can prove himself worthy for the Watame collab
This entire video is just him showing of how many ways he can say big boss.
you mean Gargantuan Master, Giant Motherfucker or dare I say Massive Executive? Because it's obviously not Big Boss, his VA isn't David Hayter and so much so that even the plot doesn't think it's Big Boss
@@Shinransa there was also the chief of considerable size.
@@wulfleyn6498 and Swole Sergeant which is probably my favorite because of the mental image
You mean the Sizeable Jefe.
@@davixx1995 Humongus Honcho
I love the Quiet scene at the beginning. They send in an assassin to kill a guy that just woke up from a 9 year coma. They wait 5 minutes and then see their assassin fly out the window on fire.
That's why you don't cheap out on the assassin budget
And so they decided to trash the entire place, LOL that makes sense
What's the music that plays at 10:27?
@@krystina662 “….”
“…”
“…well fuck going into THAT place! Burn it down.”
Ah fuck... Send in the fire ghost then... And turn the assasin into a plant fiend or some shit...
You can tell that isn't the actual Big Boss because Ocelot didn't ask him anything about capitalist America
You can tell that this is not the real big boss because of his hair
You can tell its not the chunky manager because he didn't bring up his mum
You can tell this isn't the real big boss because he isn't making out with Kaz
you can tell it’s not the actual massive manager bc he doesn’t nearly N U T over a gun
What's the music that plays at 10:27?
Imagine being a soldier sent to take out a dude in coma, and then you just see one of your top agents on fire fly out of the window of his room. It's no wonder Big Boss grew a bit of a reputation.
Fuck, I never thought of it that way
Funny how later on, Big Boss himself would get set on fire
I checked the opening act and counted that 24 soldiers died along with an amored vehicle and 2 helicopters. Sheesh, all that to take out one guy that just woke from a long coma and still failed spectacularly.
@@HaloNoble1 to be fair, both big bosses only killed a few people and most of the casualties including the vehicles were volgin
@@mercury2157 The soldiers don't know that.
Well, those that knew, died.
I can't believe Jim Carrey himself is the true antagonist of the entire metal gear series.
What
Kind of, he did make zero a vegetable which prevented him and big boss to reconcile
That's not Jim Carrey you dum dum, that's the mask
That would make a lot of sense.
fun fact it’s actually the blonde white kid and revolver ocelot’s combined brain
17:15 Fun fact: the sword mentioned here is made out of prehistoric bacteria that eat metal. These bacteria also enable the Metal Gear to perform a nuclear self-destruct by re-enriching its own depleted uranium armor plating back into uranium-235.
Methinks Kojima doesn't know how uranium enrichment works.
@@kumat0ra672 Kojima makes his own science
His fulton recovery system just fucking launches you into the stratosphere, and is eventually replaced by a warp kit.
He knows he doesn't use real science, and he is proud to present his own.
"I reject your reality and substitute my own."
-Hideo Kojima, probably
@@kumat0ra672 or you don't.
"Enrichment" just means increasing the % of U235 atoms in the material, relative to the more common U238. If the bacteria does something to release neutrons from U238, you could conceivably enrich the uranium to make a weapon
"Like the developers, I did not finish the game all the way."
*looks at my 41 percent completed file that i have over 500 hours on* yeah
Over 3000 hours and 100% after a long long time
@@pizzatime4700 I'm not even gonna bother doing the total stealth or OSP missions and it's probably gonna be another few years until i touch MGSV at all again if I'm being honest
@@mercury2157 fair I mean I played it just as a sandbox for the most part anyways testing out all of the guns and mods I could use
Is it weird I played this on the PS3 and finished it through only 30%
Oh im at 100%
The best thing is, Kojima is so crazy everything seems normal.
@@0uttaS1TE he's the alex Jones of the video game industry.
*his day old coat jim mom
Metal Gear Acid 2's ending. No other person could make any of this seem normal ,🤣
1:50 That’s the funniest caption I’ve ever seen
Now you have 3k of likes. You're welcome.
21:26 not even Max0r could turn this scene into a joke. It gets me everytime
I mean who's insane enough to turn that very traumatic moment into a joke? Most of people who played the game(including me) is traumatized by this. Then there's DSP who laughs his ass off while doing that mission, smfh.
Sorry for the offensive tone, but idk how to explain it, really
@@thedeadweight5726 expecting manchildren to understand the tone of a situation is like being sisyphus
@@thedeadweight5726 Fuck "traumatized". I did like one of the _Battlestar Galactica_ series and had the names of the 22 you dropped as a list I held onto for like a fuckin *_YEAR_* after that
@@thedeadweight5726traumatic? that’s a very strong word to use with a harmless video game
@@c0mplex_AlePeople get traumatized by movies, books so why not video games?
"It seems like everyone hates Emmerich, including God (who designed his legs)."
Thank you for returning a smile to my face.
I was wheezing for minutes from that one.
Don't tear a muscle
1,9k likes, 2 comments
What the hell!?
That Line is Fire!
his second wife didnt like him enough that she decided itd be a good idea to cheat on him with the son he had with the first wife he stuffed into a tube, could you imagine being such a garbage excuse for a human being your son doesnt even think twice about banging your wife? thats some next level savage shit right there and he deserved all of it
The bosses *proper* code names
1. Large Manager
2. Chief of considerable size
3. Hefty Captain
4. Giant General
5. Enormous Executive
6. Huge Honcho
8. Massive Master
9. Oversized Overseer
10. Substantial Administrator
11. T̷h̸e̸ ̴S̷w̵o̵l̶l̵ ̵S̷e̴a̸r̵g̸a̸n̴t̶
Colossal Commodore of Comraderie counts as well.
Why didn't he say substantial supervisor
Large Superior Officer
Huge Honcho😭
Large Sarge
16:55 I hadn't noticed until someone else pointed it out, but the _third child_ has an arm band like Eli rather than being on fire, indicating he's under Eli's influence rather than that of the _man on fire._
He'll also have more slanted eyes when interacting with Skull Face (his mask) and a shrapnel horn with Snake
The Man Who Knew Too Little: The Game.
Starting memorable characters like Not David Hayter, Moby Dick, a leper, The Russian With No Name, and guest band appearance by The Whoooooooo?!?!?! .
And Punching Vulture.
And the *_FIDDDDDDDDDLE!_*
Eh, never liked Hayter's voice acting in the first place.
I almost choked lmao
Another wonderful game in the Metals Are Solid at Room Temperature series from my favorite writer Hideous Godzilla.
did you play the spinoff: stainless steel gear altitude rising: vengenge?
It was ok
@@judgement_kazzy68 you mean "Memes: The Game"?
@@bobono Or the DLC starring Sharpened metal usually used to damage people via direct horizontal contact with skin combined with the primal canine usually used as pets by the common masses or drug searchers by the police?
Mercury must not exist in this franchise
"Please collaborate with me, Watame"
One day, Max0r. One day. And what a day it'd be
Alright, in order to make Max's wish come true, we shall now set off to eradicate all mega idol culture simps
@@IceeFish lets send them to Brazil
She will file a restraining order after the stream
@@inkjoestar5683 Detroit instead.
*Guys, I'm starting to think he really likes Tsunomaki Watame...*
Hmmm.. I think Your right
What gives you the impression?
Not picking koko smh
Huh???!?
Elaborate!
*points gun*
Mmm... Naah, that's pretty far fetched
15:46 "aye can you two shut the f*ck up back there I'm tryna drive" my favorite line
It’s the man Max0r himself doin bald head reveal
@@brominete9 Is he?
@@AlexandeRSciswoR yupieee
Imagine if max0r played Metal Gear Rising
Just...picture it
I sense a lot of anime being put into that if he ever does upload another metal gear solid video.
Hey Alpha!
doctor turn off my cringe inhibitors
@@0uttaS1TE
*_"YOUR MEMES END HERE!"_*
That vocal parasite outbreak on Mother Base is still one of the best sequences I've ever played in a game. For such an insane game with what feels like zero direction it really manages some incredible scenes.
also help me this game just makes me listen to the man who sold the world on repeat dear god help
david bowie, nirvana or midge ure?
@@SamsulSamsul-uz1jz it forces you to listen to the Midgre Ure version but if I had to personally choose Nirvana
@@guiltytrinity6016 i see
I'm kinda bowie man myself tho
@@SamsulSamsul-uz1jz respect
That mission had me going from Concerned to legit craping myself in fear to bawling my eyes out because all of my favorite field operatives drew the short straw and were on the quarantine platform.
[Staff member has died -50 heroism]
21:00 glad to see you gave that mission some respect, honestly made me cry
What's the music that plays at 21:47 ?
@@ShadowHunter-jb3il Red Dead Redemption 2 - Blood Feuds, Ancient and Modern
Ambulance is still the most powerful JoJo character even in Metal Gear
Sure
Everything is a JoJo reference.
You say that...
But it still can't beat deadweight.
@@tromboneman4517 I'm pretty sure there are actual Jojo poses in the multiplayer as well. Can't remember fully, might be wrong
brother?
"You're going to Brazil" *guy gets dragged off screaming*
I don't know why I find this meme so funny, but I laughed so hard I choked on my food at that point
"If you won't come to Brazil, Brazil Will Come to You!!"
@@voidcastfam "please no! OH GOD NO!"
@@voidcastfam
"Anything but Brazil! I'll even take Detroit over it!"
I live here, and i have to say, you would be terrified by coming here
@@nexuzed7429 i'm sorry to hear that. I've heard that there's rampant corruption, but can't say I'm overly familiar with the situation down there
2:39 they hold their gun sideways because the guns are extracting the casing from the top, this gun is supposed to be a VZ 61 Skorpion and it was actually the way the troops were trained to use them!
And the gas masks, can't see through the irons with one on
@@tankhead2645
Not impossiple, but it's very hard to take aim with them, yes!
...no those are Mac -11s. They are holding them sideways so they can use the sights with their gas masks
@@BigBossTussBall those are VZ61's, compared to the Mac 11 they look nothing alike besides them having the magazine in the pistol grip
21:36 The most heartbreaking part is how some of them realize exactly what's happening and give that final salute.
What song plays during this part? I'm doing my best to find it, but can't.
@@Exodia0715 I would also like to know.
@@Exodia0715 OOP found it:
Red Dead Redemption 2 - Blood Feuds, Ancient And Modern Mission Music
@@cobaltroguex I am very grateful for that. I've been looking forever but couldn't find it. I salute you
Guys, what song plays in 19:48
I see Max0r’s editing skillz have risen to level 33.
He's abducted more Russians and put them on the Editing Platform
@@infernosgaming8942 That's just how war is these days
He must have power levelled story and comedy
Should help increase the proficiency of the motherbase meme unit
One more level and we’ll get some spicy pictures
"Practice his speech for 9 years and gave it to the wrong guy" That quote would forever be in my head everytime I play MGS5
23:27 I don't know why, but Jim "Skullface" Carrey wasting 9 years of his life to deliver a speech to the wrong person Is funny as hell to me.
It's like if Inigo Montoya went and took his vengeance on the wrong guy.
I never even thought of that until he mentioned it, but... that's kind of a powerful commentary on the folly of single-minded revenge quests, among other things. Or just on the importance of paying attention? Eh, that's the trouble with moral-of-the-story stuff, unless they're insultingly blatantly spelled out (and thus ignored out of spite), people tend to just read into things whatever they want to believe is there.
@@hazukichanx408 I think thats one of the reasons that makes this game so frustrating their are some genuinely brilliant and impactful themes and moments in it but they are buried deep in a very unfocused ynfun narrative on top of the mediocre to bad gameplay.. It turned out to be grim foreshadowing to Death's Stranding..
@@viraltang no I'd argue this game is more so a foreshadowing of Metal Gear Survive
@@wellshit9489 I was thinking about a product Kojima was involved with all of his creative quirks.
In all honesty, the scene at 21:41 is heartbreaking. The soldiers saying, "We live, and die, by your order, Boss." They salute, and stay saluting even as they are being executed by you. They know that they can't leave the Base or they'll destroy the world, so they willingly let you shoot them in the face. They sacrifice themselves so you can take down whoever it was that hurt them.
It is truly both heartbreaking and heartwarming
and if you play the game you can hear them humming the peace walker theme
And then you go tbag them after
@@spencerbajer8836 Yeah with the context of the video I can see why someone would assume that
@@spencerbajer8836 He taught his soldiers well.
Imagine being so good at your job in the military, and then you get a code name, and it's "Fire Kangaroo" or "Roaring Mastiff" 🤦
I have one Diamond Dogs soldier at my Mother Base. His codename: Dark Bear.
There is the fastest runner in the world named Running Man in MG2.
Imagine being taken in by the legendary soldier Big Boss only for him to give you the codename "Machinegun Kid"
@@fooooshthat’s a raw name though
Big Boss Other Titles
0:11 Large Manager
0:21 Chief of Considerable Size
0:29 Hefty Captain
4:12 Giant General
4:48 Enormous Executive
6:51 Huge Honcho
9:53 Massive Master
11:02 Oversized Overseer
11:40 Substantial Administrator
19:21 Swole Sergeant
These are the only names that “snake” can go by
CHONKY Leader
@@Terraqueo22 large leader
my favourite of all the names I forgot and decided to make up was Massive Major and Large Lieutenant
COLOSSAL COLONEL
Dude, the cleansing of V-tubers told by Jim Carrey with Sins of The Father in the background is the most epic, and most absurd thing I've ever had to write.
It unironically goes so hard
2 years later and it's still so amazing
19:06
"Kill me..."
"Can do!"
**M134-Minigun morphed into a 1887**
CEO of massive size saves V-tuber industry while riding Watame helicopter.
What is the ceo is large joseph
MGS Players : "You can't kill people! Nonlethal is the true way to play!"
Everybody else : "So anyways I started blastin'..."
You get a bit bloody after a while and are apparently a demon or something, so I just play as members of the combat unit so I can continue to kill.
“Haha SMG goes brrrr”
I just can’t bring myself to kill anyone so I just Fulton extract the entire Soviet army
@@Depressedwhale14
You've out communist'd the communists.
The game gave me a tank, so I used the tank...
I love this game so much because there was more backlash about Quiet being nearly naked than the fact there's child soldiers in the game
Well it is in Africa so historically accurate
Totally True and Honest Description of said Events.
Nah, i'm sorry but it can't be 100% accurate without damn fiddles
Jesus Christ this entire plot is just hololive, and Yagoo’s altar ego.
I really wanted Jim Carey to hear about HoloEN while he was monologuing about how he needed to destroy the Japanese language to stop Vtubers.
Punished “Venom” YAGOO
@@ajbolt7 The VTuber parasite has mutated an english strain
@@tiredmann The cringe parasite.
quiet was his answer to the english vtubers
3:39 That Kira Yoshikage reference is so subtle yet genius
"He then accidentally throws himself into the ocean and is unfortunately exposed to the horrors of having to learn how to run the Mother Base again."
Bro you can't just use my gameplay like that.
so you're telling me the mask is captain torres' arch nemesis?
1 millon lives
@@Miguel-gj3ml 1 million lives but with bio warfare and ethnic cleansing characteristics
The MCU
Max0R Cinematic Universe
I wanna see that fight now
Dude I ran the human torch off a cliff with a blazing car, it's crazy how different experiences people have with this game
Lol that was also my solution
I knocked him off the cliff too, I think with gernades or something.
That's awesome, you're pretty good!
14:50
I just gotta give a hand to maxor here, he managed to make skull faces speech more interesting then the original
i know, right?
That was the best speech I ever heard
I was actually so invested
Although a dead silence for like an hour would still be more interesting
@@nuttybuddy1762 Same. I was nodding, thinking yeah, I get it makes sense... Tuning out the music and other distraction, I was enthralled as I was learning this revelation, then I woke up from the trance by the soviet driver asking The Mask to stfu lol.
Genius in so many ways 👍
I thought this was supposed to be an _Incorrect_ summary of MGSV, not a perfectly accurate one.
Lol
It is 100% inaccurate
didn't really ride a horse across the sea, didn't really do all that anime stuff, but yeah mostly it's accurate
I watched the entire video and I’m still confused
@@spartanretro Good
23:09 Pretty much the only logical response to learning someone you know plays League of Legends
“Don’t let you memes be dreams, make them into games instead.” -Hideo “If you play me like a fiddle, I cut off your diddle.” Kojima
my sides
Video "Hideo Kojima" Gojira (Gideo Dojima)
@@gluttonousmaximus9048 ah yes Gideo Gojima, chief executive of human resource of the Tojo clan
What
Man on Fire appears
"Somehow, Palpatine has returned"
The rise of metal gear solid
Metal gear risin- oh wait
I wonder how many people thought that Skullface killing everybody who speaks Japanese was a joke, only not to know that this would be a more effective plan than what he actually did.
what he actually did?
@@coca_0146 He attempted to eradicate the English language
@@7thboss931is that a joke?
@@povotaknight2063No…
All honesty I’m more curious as to how following max0r’s silly plan makes more sense than that of the swollen gray testicle, anybody able to explain for a brainlet as myself?
Unironically the V-tuber Skull Face speech made me feel more emotion than the actual skull face dialogue
"It was a fucking pachinko machine!" Is probably the funniest out of context quote anyone could make ever.
And it's sadly the most accurate line
I love how whenever he has to say "Big boss", Maxor picks an alternative name for him
Bad video didn't even include Ocelot saying "meme" smh I thought you were better max0r
Can you give me the link bro? I need to research
@@0g0mogosepikworld31 th-cam.com/video/wwoLZS8-gCA/w-d-xo.html (timestamp)
@@lolmanor ah yes *may-may*
and here i was 5 minutes ago as i finished the game.... "did i hear that right?"
Wipe this meme from the face of the Earth.
2:41 not sure if anyone's said this, but because they're all wearing gas masks, holding their guns that way is actually viable as it let's them see the gunsights. If they were just holding them single handedly that's just foolish.
@ascended chairman of the lemurian worker's party physics
@ascended chairman of the lemurian worker's party I love how Metal Gear styles itself with a lot of military trappings, then demonstrates it has no idea how guns work. Also, they’re not even holding the sights in front of their eyes.
@@Logan55689 ah yes the recoil compensation of an C96 by EVA
@@alphaenterprise2232 That was, incidentally, a real shooting stance.
Taught to Chinese shooters.
@@hueghh3775 if that stance was taught to Chinese soldiers no wonder Japan wrecked them
11:42 I just like how they stopped shooting because it doesn't seem to work and start running instead
The random replacements of the original soundtrack with the Ace Combat 7 OST are such a good detail.
Did someone say *SALVATION?!*
@@BoredLion99 I thought I heard Salavation but ok *Lugs nuke back to the sub*
It's a shame you don't use "Sizeable Senchou" to replace Big Boss.
Especially when her butt, by her own admission, _is_ quite sizable
@@Lakhshamana Noel I think said it was thiccin their bath stream
So the Noel of oshiri for holojp at least is Marine, apparently
Massive manager too
@@keenanwest6969 there is already large manager and massive master though
Huge honcho?
"Is a game that premiered in theaters" might be the most concise roast of a Kojima game I have ever seen.
Jim Carrey: "Anime must be cleansed from the Earth if we are to know peace!"
*Matias Torres would like to know your location*
Jim I'm only here to bring you salvation
Torres vs The Mask. I’d watch that fight
WHY IS THE OCEAN SINGING LATIN AGAIN?!
@@benjaminokonski9186 AND WHY IS THERE AN OCEAN IN THE MIDDLE OF AFGHANISTAN?!
Same end goal, different reasons
14:56 Timestamp for the truck ride where Emo The Mask tells Large Manager about his plan to delete anime. Because this scene is just too goo.
“Aye can you two shut the f*ck up back there I’m tryin’ to drive”
*„WE LIVE AND DIE BY YOUR ORDER BOSS“*
fucking saddest moment in gaming history
14:48 - 16:16 If this was Skullface's actual plan, this game story would have become sooooooooo much better.
Also I would love a copy-pasta of the entire speech.
Do you know why I quit my job as a succsessful Hollywood actor to run the Illuminati, Boss? Because I think I'll be forced to tell you. Think about your base, Snake. The people you've taken or the methods you've used (anime prison in the sea, their anime rations, big fucking boobs, nightcore, anime prison, weeaboos, "sending him to your anime prison to be indoctrinated"). There's one commonality between all of these things: your obsession with anime has created all of this. And it's up to the Illuminati to destroy it! Look at the top super-chatted channels on TH-cam, Snake! They're all virtual youtubers! Anime, which must be cleansed from this Earth if we are to know peace! And for that Snake I have my language virus.
I will wipe all of those who speak japanese off of the face of this Earth! Cleansing it in a holy fire! The filth of which... (Hey can you two shut the fuck up back there I'm tryna drive.) ...untold evil will spring forth like a flowing waterfall if I do not silence their high voices and their whore streams for the rest of time! I hope you understand Snake, what I must do, and what you must watch. We still have 3 hours of this car ride...
I'm at McDonalds, do you want anything?
@@Sir_Steven what a legend
@@Sir_Steven Commonality*
@@Sir_Steven know peace*
14:57 Considering their are 2 anime posters at mother base I call this canon
both about paz
24:00 literally every metal gear fan after finding out why this game wasn't finished
The language virus plan fell apart in the exact moment, Hololive EN was announced.
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And this is how you know Maxor is knees deep in Vtuber hell
What are you talking about? He's found heaven.
@@benjaminokonski9186 so your in hell too hope you find peace soon
Balls deep, more like.
@@badasscrusader its a matter of perspective really
You know, the villain lost me when he experimented on people and children to develop a supervirus, but now that I know he did it to remove anime from this world, I am entirely on board. Where is the nearest Illuminati recruitment station? Is it the carpet store? I never see anybody go in there, it has to be the carpet store, right?
"Boss, are you sure we're the good guys?" - Kazuhira Miller (Probably)
i hope u are joking
"Manager, get down!
The antagonist sharpshooter"
"An unfriendly leadspitterboat, a single burst from it's apparatusleadspitter can tear a homosapien even-steven."
"FLUIIID!!"
"SERPENT!"
"That's an adversarial autogyro. A non-plural number of volleys from that firearm will hew a fellow in twain."
Person in charge of the organization, have me receive your signal. Person in charge of the organization? PEEERRRSSOOONNN IN CHARGE OF THE ORGANIZATIOOOOON!!!
2:37 While wearing a gas mask (or SCBA mask in this case), you hold your rifle slightly sideways to let you look down your sights. But they were holding them 90 degrees sideways, and not even trying to look down the sights. What kind of gangster shit is that? LOL
Recoil being used to sweep the muzzle sideways
To be fair they were engaging targets like 7 yards in
Or NVGs lol
the filter is on the same side so it'd have to be sideways. if it was on the left side it would be fine at a lesser angle.
They're also basically point shooting in hallways against unarmed people. they don't need perfect sight picture. More fov when you're already blocking a large amount with a mask (old snake in MGS4 holds it sideways for this reason).
Kojima has it in with a few SWAT/Tactical instructors over the years.
Apparently it's also a thing entry teams in some countries are taught to do so they don't end up ejecting hot brass into each other when they fire.
This whole video is amazing, but I've gone back and listened to the few minutes after 13:40 so many times. I love the never saying "big boss" and replacing it with some other synonymous phrase, it's absolutely genius.
*Me and the boys:* Skullface is evil, we must do everything we can to stop him.
*Skullface:* _Explains his plan to destroy Vtubers._
*Me and the boys:* 14:30
@@Vinleonardi no
@@Vinleonardi no
@@Vinleonardi no
@@Vinleonardi no.
@DunklerJägerZach yes
I remember loving this game. I remember having fun and playing it through to the finish line. I did not remember a single plot point until I watched this video. The game is like a dream. The next morning you know you had an amazing dream, but you dont remember what it was about and cant put the stuff into context.
Someone finally put it into words
the story of this game sucks balls
Lol 😆 I actually like the plot, though its execution isn't great. The gameplay though and actually going through it is brilliant
I just bought the game to run around punching people in Afghanistan and stopped paying attention. I’ve done this for years and only recently got to the quiet fight by accident
@@nfwrambo that is a shockingly valid way of playing the game.
I should try playing games like that sometime!
I just realized: Psycho Mantis controlling Sahelanthropus remotely while levitating in front of it is just like Kaworu and EVA unit 02.
3 seconds in and I’m already losing it at “the phantom poopy” what the hell is wrong with me
Nice pfp
Dont you love metalic gear sold V the phantom poopy? it a hit all aroudn the world!
Honestly, Skull's motivation in this video makes more sense than the original game.
I don't even remember if he had one :/.
@@Dja05 he did, he wanted to eliminate English as a language in retaliation for having his own language and culture ripped from him in his childhood, causing the deterioration of the uniting language making it so none could communicate except through violence, thus he proliferates the world with nukes he can deactivate whenever he wants, he also wanted to kill Zero too
He's not that evil, imagine how much good it would do to the world's population if we were all phisically uncapable of hearing v-tuber covers.
"And then you get an astonishing four seconds of game-play before the next cutscene." You couldn't write a shorter, more accurate review of any Metal Gear game.
Can we fire people at IGN and hire this guy for reviews?
We should just fire ign.
@@GamerGuy249 I can respect that
@@GamerGuy249 Did you say put their office on fire? I can stand behind that
Using AC7 music for the Afghanistan section.. clever..
Do you know the track is called?
Magic Spear I
@@omperial9870 It is indeed, Magic Spear I
Thank you good sirs, I very much appreciate your help
@@omperial9870
I also heard "Tail Man" when the Gamers showed up.
If Hideo Kojima managed to finish the game, then Max0r would have had to cover Mission 51, in which Big Boss napalm bombs a bunch of child soldiers (I am not kidding)
💀💀💀💀💀
MGS5 pulled no fucking punches
Only Max0r could turn a 50 hour long game into a comprehensive 24 minute video with 0% inaccuracies
I feel like a summary of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series would be hilarious.
Yes!
That would involve copious amounts of vodka to get in character
THIS
Just russian things
The REAL twist was that Human Torch was secretly PALPATINE THE ENTIRE TIME
The russian language: ya lubly sovetsky souz
Max: Yalulusovetous
Thay's why he was murdered seconds later
"You would have an arm, but there was like a famine 8 years back..."
So good
When the language virus is in the base the music Max0r is playing is called “Blood Feuds, Ancient and Modern” from red dead redemption 2
It's okay. Huey's used to being pushed down stairs. (Seriously, what's with Kojima and introducing Huey by having the antagonist push him down stairs)
Everyone should push huey down the stairs
I mean...considering all the terrible things he did before/does/will do after V, I guess everybody would want to push Huey down the stairs
@@sinko3811 I guess you could say the Diamond Dogs needed a fall guy.
Hell, he kills Strangelove by locking her inside the Mammal Pod, because she sent Hal to America to stop Huey trying to use him to pilot Sahelanthropus.
@@MisterHalt Not only that, but during his trial, where they play the audio of her desperately begging Huey to let her out...he STILL has the gal to look at everybody and say "I didn't do anything. She ended her own life. It's not my fault..." while her begging still plays in the background.
Which basically was the moment that made me completely and utterly hate Huey, if his modified language virus didn't...
You like MGS5, huh?
Name every variation of “Big Boss”.
Large Manager
Chief of Considerable Size
Hefty Captain
Giant General
Enormous Executive
Huge Honcho
Massive Master
Oversized Overseer
Substantial Administrator
Swole Sergeant
Wide Commander
Lack of masturbation
@@patch-fm He has quiet for that
@@starliner2498 I thought it was D-walker, or should say D-Wanka?
1:50 the man in his way to meet Sam
The weakest Brazilian male.
Man is gonna commit non-existence fr fr
15:39 would have been a great place to put Korones "If you speak Japanese, you will end" clip lol
i) Large Manager;
ii)Hefty Captain*
iii) Chief of Considerable Size;
iv) Giant General*;
v) Enormous Executive;
vi) Huge Honcho;
vii) Massive Master;
viii) Oversized Overseer;
ix) Substantial Administrator.
*now fixed
You missed Hefty Captain and Giant General
@@blzahz7633 Thanks, I think that's fixed now
You forgot Swole Sergeant at 19:20
@@simpai941 Nooooo how did *I* miss that?
8:13 imagine being crippled but also still feeling you legs
many crippled people can still walk for short time periods
Days when Max0r posts help me get through a tough day. Like a 4 mile Halloween run down the airstrip with the squadron. My day has been made.
Shit sorry you got the "Fun" run treatment my guy, always gotta make "appointments" to get out of them and mandatory fun days.
Random Airforce Pilot Yay! Congradulations on getting in and good luck on staying there!
Believe me, you guys have it good compared to the infantry lmao
Ha! My unit is just having a half day and a party
@@tippy4674 Believe me I know you guys get the green willy more then your fair share, but I and I assume the other guy are the Air Force, the spoiled children of the military, granted I'm CE so im a BIT closer to the normal military then most of the rest of the AF but still leaps and bounds over most when it comes to not getting the green willy.
You know what’s funny? The “filler” missions all explain shit in the story and slowly build up the conspiracy, especially if you snoop on guard conversations and prisoner interrogations.
@@NiclasLoof I agree with you wholeheartedly, man, i’m just trying to present an impetus to investigate more into the minutia of the missions for those who may not be aware how deep the rabbit hole goes.
@@2yoyoyo1Unplugged game bad
@@moisessoria4502 noice bait m8
@@moisessoria4502nuh uh the game good
15:20 unironically epic
11:24 Max, stop worshipping Watame, please, your family is worried
There jealous that there not as devoted as him
15:30 When the REVELATION HITS
this era of maxor voice sounds like he has something stuck in his throat
Gotta say: Jim Carey’s speech about anime and his motives is pretty solid. I’d follow him.
Me too
I'd nuke his base with a giant submarine that has a railgun on it and can launch aircraft.
You could say it's.... pretty good 👉👉
Cap torres is very angry
I wanna hear the insane ramblings of both...
"That means that Jim Carrey practiced the same speech for 9 years just to say it to the wrong guy" fuck this is hilarious
He didn’t even mention Quiet being forced to disappear after having to call giant general an ambulance when a snake bit him.
17:27 That part just cracks me up, the way the voice changer makes his voice sound xD
What's the music that plays at 21:47 ?
@@ShadowHunter-jb3il blood feuds, ancient and modern