Sephiroth the mommy boy be like : Play my theme song Cloud ! Cloud the soon orphan be like : No, it's my piano you big bully ! Sephiroth : Estuans interius, Ira vehementis ... Cloud : NOOOOOOOO !
it is remarkable that dunkey is able to understand this game fully with no gaps in his knowledge without knowing the pivotal plot points of final fantasy episode denzel.
I remember when dunkey said in the remake that its a serious game with funny moments and that it should be a funny game with serious moments, this one is exactly that.
when sephiroth said "we're gonna burn down the village and kill everybody" i was shocked that he would actually say something that kind and loving to cloud
@@aaronvasseur6559 Hey, if Sephiroph doesn't intervene what's he going to do? A man needs to have some purpose in life, right? Long, long into the future they will tell the story of the Interventionist, not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
I gotta give Dunkey credit for not spoiling too much of the vacuum gameplay in this video. I think it’s something that each player should experience for themselves.
This remind me one of the interview for the game. The interviewer ask the director who is sephiroth best friend in smash, he answered "cloud and sephiroth is actually bestie" He also asked who is cloud closest to which he answered "cloud is closest to Mario" 😂😂 So that's why in the remake we have so many sephiroth intervention. The director ship it.
@@SliderFury1 No he's not, you just don't understand what Sephiroth is doing in this game. These games are a SEQUEL to the original FF7. This Sephiroth is the Advent Children Sephiroth who knows how this story plays out for himself, so he's trying to change it. It's why he did everything he could to get Cloud and Co. to fight and defeat the whispers (who were trying to keep the original timeline intact)
I just imagine the more Ned goes into a manic fit of tears, the more powerful he gradually becomes. Like at some point, he could bend the universe if he's sad enough,
Then follow it up with some Chocobo Racing followed by some Chocobo GP followed by Chocobo's Dungeon followed by some Chocobo's Dungeon 2 and then some Dice de Chocobo Chocobo Land: A Game of Dice followed by Chocobo Stallion followed by some Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales followed by Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon EVERY BUDDY! and then some Hataraku Chokobo followed by some Chocobo and the Magic Book: The Witch, The Girl and the Five Heroes. Skip Chocobo's Crystal Tower and instead play Chocobo Panic followed by some Chocobo World for the Pocket Station. You should now be ready to fully appreciate the epic tale that is Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
6:55 “Even if they die, they’ll just magically come back to life in the next cutscene.” It’s hilarious how accurate that statement is at the end of the game lol.
2:54 there was definitely paper on those sandwiches but cloud didn’t let it prevent him from eating the whole sandwich in three bites like a sandwich eating man
Dunkey did really well in that last scene for someone who didn't play the Fall Guys event in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn: Endwalker 6.51 but I guess that's the best gamer to ever exist ever for real for you.
@@Arras01 Nomura did not write Remake or Rebirth, in fact Nomura was one of the people on the team who tried to push for a legit one to one remake of FFVII instead of these weird quasi-remakes/quasi-sequels that we got.
I'm not sure i can trust you to offer accurate and unbiased gaming journalism if you haven't even played Final Fantasy Snowboarding. I expect better of you.
@@SyndicateOperativeyou haven’t seen much of the internet if this is the only video where you’ve seen praise for the game that’s getting a 9/10 across the board
To be fair the plot of the original game wasn't the most coherent either (and Cloud being an unreliable narrator/having false memories certainly doesn't help)
@kingsmerte3629 No quite literally this guy was correct. Cloud being an unreliable source for knowledge and literally tweaking was a big deal in the original. They just making it more obvious and exaggerated here
It’s funny, as I’ve been playing through this game, I kept thinking, “this game is so goofy that Dunkey would actually enjoy it.” FF7 has always been deeply weird, but they really went for it with Rebirth.
I'm actually turned off by all the minigames and goofy stuff. I was expecting ff7 to be more serious and focused with it's story. Also I'm aware that the original ff7 is being split Into 3 games for the remakes, which sounds like money grubbing if you ask me. It also seems like they just Inflated all that extra unnecessary game time with mini games. Wouldn't be surprised if the original has a much more focused and better executed story. Unfortunately it is dated as all hell and old games don't hold enough charm for me to put up with their shit unless I love the series they're a part of (like the DrakenNieR series, I'll put up with shit like NieR gestalt and drakengard 1 because I love the series so much). Just seems like way too much bloat and goofiness for me.
The mini games are from the original except for the card game. They actually get bashed so hard by the fans for excluding the snowboarding game when this game first announced. The reason they had like 3 games is cuz they want to cram in all the story from the other games and make it the complete series so you don't have to play the other 20 sides old games/movie/anime. You don't have to play the crisis core(Zack in this game), dirge of Cerberus (Vincent in this game), anime/movie(it's in the Nibleheim part) the dead online game (child sephiroth yup), racing/sports games(it's in there) its a pretty good bargain playing only 3 game for ff7 experience 🤣. Just No SNOWBOARDING 🤣. Maybe they wanna remake that for part 3.
the dolphin, the mini games and so on (all the "bloat") are in the original. they just made the mini games actually good in this game. the mini games in the og were actually p lame
@@trevorveillette8415I mean, Final Fantasy in general has always been pretty goofy. Especially original FF7. imo it’s nice to have a fantasy game that both takes itself seriously and doesn’t take itself too seriously at the same time. And the mini games for me are a nice change of pace from the action, having it spliced here and there, but I understand that not being your thing
That's gonna be the biggest twist of all at the end of the third part (Reunion? Ressurection? Something with re), when Sephiroth turns out actually be frogs all along.
when dunkey started to play final fantasy 7 part 1, segment 2, the snowboard edition, rebirth, remade, remaster, console port edition, digital edition, directors cut, exclusive edition the game is started to cry in tears cause sephiroth said its gaming time and everyone started gaming everywhere 😞
@@caseyhastings9219 Hilariously it was reported that Nomura wanted a more faithful remake (with some changes) and some meta references, but the other two directors and old writers of the OG wanted more zaniness. Nomura is the sanest of the writers on this project, which means ... I'm going to grab some popcorn.
@@tahunuva4254 nah bro we still need KingdomFantasy: AfterBirth final jersey club mix featuring Dante from the devil may cry franchise melody of sephiroth intervenes
This game has everything. It has a card game, a board game, a fighting game, a racing game, everything except for a jrpg. It even has an "off the dolphin" moment
It’s amazing that Dunkey was able to enjoy playing as Sephiroth despite the fact that we still don’t know who Sephiroth is.
Yeah we do, he's fortnite
All we know about Sephiroth is that he's always intervene.
Is that a reference to the trailer for the mobile game?
He’s three Goombas in a trenchcoat
Who is Sephiroth?
Dunkey was really good at piano for a bit there...
Yet Sephiroth once again intervened.
i forgot i was watching Dunkey and thought he was really gonna play the song for a sec Jbaited me
@@simjimmy99 Same. I'm like "wait what the fuck Dunkey knows how to play piano?"
Sephiroth the mommy boy be like : Play my theme song Cloud !
Cloud the soon orphan be like : No, it's my piano you big bully !
Sephiroth : Estuans interius, Ira vehementis ...
Cloud : NOOOOOOOO !
LMFAO
what song was he playing?
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth really makes you feel like you're helping to employ hundreds of musicians.
Fr
This one made my day 🤣🤣
The orchestras touring soon💪💪
Yet Sephiroth once again intervened.
Dunkey almost changed his mind on JRPG's, then Sephiroth intervened
Nomura began working his devil magic
This is an ARPG. Aren't JRPG's turn based?
@@jesseRya not necessarily, JRPG's are just RPGs made in Japan, they don't have to be turn based
fr
@@jesseRyaits an old term that makes no sense anymore
it is remarkable that dunkey is able to understand this game fully with no gaps in his knowledge without knowing the pivotal plot points of final fantasy episode denzel.
and Final Fantasy VII snowboarding
Wouldn't expect less from the guy who made mario
Dunkey too smart
You forgot Ehrgeiz, the one game everyone has heard of
my farts are better than dunkeys
Sephiroth intervening in his own intervention is some next level storytelling.
The irony is that's kinda what he's doing.
Im glad dunkey is giving these smaller games a fair shot, even if their not quadruple A titles
This is a 9 A title
@@Justachamp772not even comparable to Skull and bones.
@@lorenzopiscosi9566 oh fr tho, 3 Part 3 AAA games give it a 9A game, also they all in total will take 500GB for sure
They're*
(*no their not)
I remember when dunkey said in the remake that its a serious game with funny moments and that it should be a funny game with serious moments, this one is exactly that.
I like to imagine square enix brought everyone into the office for a mandatory meeting and just showed dunkey videos on the projector for three hours
@ngwoo if they were geniuses they would have
That's exactly what I thought of too. Spot on.
Some of the jokes and moments in Rebirth feel straight out of Yakuza, Dio is my new god
@@oldsaddad7274 The Gold Saucer intro cutscene comes to mind. I think it’s weird, but this is a Japanese game, the same country that gave us Pepsiman.
All of these unique, bespoke vehicles and items and environments, and the helicopters are just 45 year old real-world black hawks...
As somebody that knows NOTHING about this franchise that really got me while watching this video 😂
Time travel shenanigans got so bad that now Sikorsky is here.
It's because that's what they used in Advent Children for some reason.
There’s helicopters in the original, and it’s never for anything good.
And sepiroth once again intervened
when sephiroth said "we're gonna burn down the village and kill everybody" i was shocked that he would actually say something that kind and loving to cloud
But sephiroth once again intervened
The Mayor
@@aaronvasseur6559
Hey, if Sephiroph doesn't intervene what's he going to do? A man needs to have some purpose in life, right?
Long, long into the future they will tell the story of the Interventionist, not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed.
@@bjgray7954 You owe me a pizza
"T-together??!"
What’s funny is that one insane fight scene almost got me to buy the game, but then sephiroth intervened
I was seeing the video but then sephiroth intervened.
LOL
I was going to write a funnier reply but then Sephiroth intervened.
ye he made it a ps5 exclusive, what a monster
@@AkuraTheAwesome Well played
The voice actor for Crybaby Ned put his whole ass into his lines and I'm completely here for it.
That would be Nick Wolfhard, the older brother of Finn Wolfhard from Stranger Things.
@@VulpeRenard putting that nepo older brother card to work, i see. you've heard sing for your dinner, now introducing hysterically crying for it.
VA in rebirth is just stellar across the board
@@SmedZeppelinits cringe.
@@xaby996 no ur cringe
I like how Sephiroth intervened with his own introduction of himself to the other characters. That is a sign of a very powerful character.
It’s called foreshadowing liberal.
Yea
From your comment, I thought that actually happened
I was going to say the same thing, but then Sephiroth intervened.
I am laughing so hard at this IDK why😂
I gotta give Dunkey credit for not spoiling too much of the vacuum gameplay in this video. I think it’s something that each player should experience for themselves.
Hi sorry if this is a dumb question but what does vacuum gameplay mean :)?
@@kourioji check 5:33.
@@sharif47 OHH TY! I thought it was a term for some kind of filler gameplay or something :)!
Godamn i got spoiled in de first 30 swc. Shouldn't have pressed on this
@Michael_Lochlann The vacuuming lasts like 20 seconds and never comes back, plus the original had plenty of irritating bullshit.
I'm so glad Sephiroth and Cloud could put away their differences and become best pals, name a more iconic friendship
This remind me one of the interview for the game. The interviewer ask the director who is sephiroth best friend in smash, he answered "cloud and sephiroth is actually bestie"
He also asked who is cloud closest to which he answered "cloud is closest to Mario"
😂😂
So that's why in the remake we have so many sephiroth intervention. The director ship it.
water and oil
skittles and fish
So is sephiroth retconned for this game or was he always an ally who betrays you or something?
Cloud and The Mayor
Tetsuya Nomura was gonna make a faithful FF7 Remake with no time travel nonsense
*_Yet Sephiroth once again intervened_*
He's so overused in these remakes, he's basically a bad punchline at this point.
Apparently he was pushed to do what we now have lol
@@juanaragon6112yup, ruining yet more nostalgic
@@SliderFury1 No he's not, you just don't understand what Sephiroth is doing in this game. These games are a SEQUEL to the original FF7. This Sephiroth is the Advent Children Sephiroth who knows how this story plays out for himself, so he's trying to change it. It's why he did everything he could to get Cloud and Co. to fight and defeat the whispers (who were trying to keep the original timeline intact)
Lollll
I tried to watch the new dunkey video, yet Sephiroth once again intervened...
I tried commenting on the video yet sepheroth once again intervened
fr
@@booba2141 I tried replying to this comment, yet Sephiroth once again intervened.
I just imagine the more Ned goes into a manic fit of tears, the more powerful he gradually becomes. Like at some point, he could bend the universe if he's sad enough,
The Incredible Sulk
@@Dizerfullpoweryou my friend just won the internet
Tears Up!
Ultra Instinct Goku
Cloud: Sephiroth!! Whadda ya want?!
Sephiroth: Thank you for coming, Cloud. Please, sit down. This is an intervention.
this is more accurate than it should be lol
"Go ahead, intervene, intervene. I'm just afraid you'll be interfering while we're intervening."
This will unironically happen in part 3 and I can’t wait for it
Oney has conditioned me to instantly think 'Whdda ya want!?' every time Sepiroth is mentioned
Knack 3 was close to being made. Yet sephiroth once again intervened.
He saved us 😭
fr
The Mayor
'bowowow' is legit the best new song of the game. I want a 12 hour video of just bowowow.
I fucking love bowowow
@@breguera77 I don't know how far you're into the game, but you get the song a second time later in the game. Fucking jamming.
@@jasonschad5379 just beat it a couple days ago. And I was so happy to hear it again.
The Salmon Battle Theme and the Mt. Corel Hike theme are just... Mwah. Fucking Chef's kiss.
@@IrisCorven I haven't heard a song yet that I dislike
This video was good, but then sephiroth intervened.
fr
Was gonna comment the same thing, but then sephiroth intervened
@@RordanGamsay😂😂😂 😅😅
He really makes you FEEL like he intervened
Bro how TF you.get 14 hundred likes in 2hr? 😂 your phone must be melting 🫠
"Where should I even start?"
"Start at the Snowboarding one." I second this.
Then follow it up with some Chocobo Racing followed by some Chocobo GP followed by Chocobo's Dungeon followed by some Chocobo's Dungeon 2 and then some Dice de Chocobo
Chocobo Land: A Game of Dice followed by Chocobo Stallion followed by some Final Fantasy Fables: Chocobo Tales followed by Chocobo's Mystery Dungeon EVERY BUDDY! and then some Hataraku Chokobo followed by some Chocobo and the Magic Book: The Witch, The Girl and the Five Heroes. Skip Chocobo's Crystal Tower and instead play Chocobo Panic followed by some Chocobo World for the Pocket Station.
You should now be ready to fully appreciate the epic tale that is Final Fantasy VII Rebirth.
I Googled it and it's a real game, wtf?
@@PropaneWP I shill for Chocobo's Dungeon 2 unironically. Shiroma, my beloved.
6:48 “If he cries 3 more times he’ll become stronger than Sephiroth” had me in tears
Just like ned
If you watch it 3 more times, you'll become stronger than Sephiroth.
It's only called rebirth because Dunkey actually created the first birth type game when he became a dad
until Sephiroth once again intervened.
😲😂😂👊🏼👌🛎
How are you do sure he's not the mother?
That was actually advent children
You just self outed yourself for not playing pregnant Elsa games.
"Yet Sephiroth intervened." is giving me a strong case of, "Somehow, Palpatine returned."
Idk they fucking got high on their own farts and forgot what makes this game good, and luckily some people will buy and enjoy just about anything.
@@mikeanthony773 It’s because people know who Sephiroth is now.
@@mikeanthony773 How dare they enjoy this fun sequel.
@@Jared_Is_Near You probably thought Resident Evil 6 was a fun sequel too.
@LoganChristianson they're only up to 4
6:55 “Even if they die, they’ll just magically come back to life in the next cutscene.”
It’s hilarious how accurate that statement is at the end of the game lol.
Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
But then Sephiroth once again intervened.
Fire Lord Sephiroth
"This is like 250 soundtrack"
FF7 Rebirth actually has 400 OST 😂
EXCUSE MEE
Yeah it’s pretty insane
@@kazmizi8024they recorded 400 tracks, and they're gonna use all 400
@@kazmizi8024 Not a joke.
Lmao the fuck? Making music man put in some fucking over time and a half.
Seeing Red XIII riding on that Chocobo is the most funniest thing ever in this game. I mean how's he manage to ride this bird with just two legs.
@@Michael_Lochlann*blessed
@@Michael_LochlannEven with the saddle, it looks so uncomfortable for him even though I guess he's put up with worse.
Whats crazy is that red 13 is a talking lion dog but the most ridiculous part is him riding a chocobo
It’s even funnier if you know the context from final fantasy VII snowboarding
Oh there are so many hilarious cursed moments in Rebirth
2:54 there was definitely paper on those sandwiches but cloud didn’t let it prevent him from eating the whole sandwich in three bites like a sandwich eating man
Sephiroth wasn’t there to intervene
Cloud has "bites-own-hand" energy.
He needed some extra fiber in his diet
Mako powers
"Life is like a box of Materia, you just don't know whatcha gonna get..." - Forest Strife
Jenny dies
@liammcnicholas918 of mako poisoning
They really said "fuck numbered titles, we're making 10 Final Fantasy 7s" 💀💀💀💀💀
I mean, in a way, that's what the ending implies.
They should stick to Roman numerals. FF VII-I, Ff VII-II, Ff VII-III etc
The best will be FF VII-VI, because Vivi
I loved the part when Cloud said "The only fantasy here is yours. And we shall be its final witnesses", truly a masterpiece.
Truly Makes you feel like a final
But then Sephiroth intervened
Oh I must have misheard it I thought he said "The only fantasy here is that you think you'll be the final one standing."
Didn't Clive say that in ff16? Gotta love the title drop lmao
It was ok the first time, but having him say that exact quote 7 times throughout the game was a bit much.
Sephiroth is the kind of guy who would intervene at his own intervention.
"Hit him with the Mystic Mongus" is such a callback to your first FF7 video, I love it
Dunkey almost topped his "did someone order a fuckin' pizza?" joke but then Sephiroth intervened..
Nifilheim's on fire: "Circus in town?"
Which ep is that from? I'm new here
@@byronbroughten Check his video on FFVII Remake
Dunkey did really well in that last scene for someone who didn't play the Fall Guys event in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn: Endwalker 6.51 but I guess that's the best gamer to ever exist ever for real for you.
I thought you were speaking utter gibberish but no this is real.
Average Square Enix moment
do not invoke that crossover it reduced me to tears over latency in a way i haven't experienced since i still played fps games
And I thought the crossover with Apex Legends was weird
You know what, all jokes aside, hearing Dunkey's pure, unadulterated reaction at 8:09 has to be my favorite part of the entire video
It’s like a dad with his baby
Glad to see you playing the second ever Mayor-type game
The mayor is the best!
The mayor
@@whitetpoisonThe mayor
Wait. What was the first one? _Final Fight_ ?
Psycho Mantis?
When Cloud said "I can't imagine anything after this, it really is the final fantasy 7" I cried. A masterpiece.
"It really is the final Fanta™, see Seven?"
And then he rebirthed Sephiroth around
"Thats the feather from Forrest Gump" Thank you dunkmaster that was a real good one. got me reallllly good.
I wanted to leave a comment, yet Sephiroth once again intervened
Square: “we have a really well received, but pretty convoluted game, let’s add like 4 layers of abstraction and make it MEGA confusing”
It's nomura, the writer of kingdom hearts, this is like his signature
skill issue tbh
Its ff7 it just has to be
It's really not that confusing if you've played ff7 og and crisis core (and maybe advent children but not super neccessary )
@@Arras01 Nomura did not write Remake or Rebirth, in fact Nomura was one of the people on the team who tried to push for a legit one to one remake of FFVII instead of these weird quasi-remakes/quasi-sequels that we got.
The piano part at 3:31 was exactly what you would expect from Dunkey but damnit it still got me.
havent played any ff games so can you tell me the name of this piece
@@Ghost-pb4ts it is ff7 main theme
It's the overworld theme.@@Ghost-pb4ts
I'm not sure i can trust you to offer accurate and unbiased gaming journalism if you haven't even played Final Fantasy Snowboarding. I expect better of you.
Agree 100%. Snowboard Children: Advent Kids is canon after all.
I’m dissapointed that he missed the most crucial ff 7 Denzel version. All the key points about rebirth was right in that game!
@@tommiyu It’s not even Denzel Washington, it’s a random child
I was going to play Final Fantasy Snowboarding then Sephiroth intervened
Alright Uematsu we're gonna need a sniffing the air song.
Nobuo: I will never do another full game soundtrack again.
Uematsu hasn't composed anything for the Remake trilogy besides the credits themes
@@thekiss2083He's referencing a recent article where Uematsu said exactly this. I'm dead.
Fantasian soundtrack was great
"maybe this is good games" coming from dunkey is probably the highest praise of this game ive seen yet
@@SyndicateOperativeyou haven’t seen much of the internet if this is the only video where you’ve seen praise for the game that’s getting a 9/10 across the board
@@SyndicateOperativemy guy the game has like a 93% on metacritic. Lots of people loved it lol
@@SyndicateOperative9.0 user score too
I've never played Yakuza 7 but this dunkey video inspired me to try it out, thank you for making great games dunkey.
10:37 The end music is the overworld theme from Final Fantasy 4 for those curious (aka FF 2 on SNES).
Amazing game, amazing song, amazing soundtrack
We weren't
Bump, amazing OST and dope ass game
@@garyman420looks like we were actually
@@garyman420 Please, speak for yourself and not for others. It is very rude. Thank you.
I love the fantasy vehicles they have in this game, like the Sikorsky UH-60 Black Hawk.
Dunkey: so I'm not gonna be able to play long games again I'll be too busy.
Also Dunkey: I'm playing every long game out there this year.
Seeing Dunkey (presumably) somewhat enjoying the game is heartwarming.
"Is somebody playing Tekken in here?" -I'm dead.
Cloud was almost felled by the death throes of that dragon beast. Good thing Sephiroth intervened.
this really makes you feel like Sephiroth once again intervened
It really makes me FEEL like it's my final fantasy
9:48 "I'm summoning the WetzelPretzel, probably like a little squirrel or something"...
*Huge dragon frickin appears*
4:37 mystic mungis mentioned, i'm crying, it's been so long since that legendary video
I realized i've been quoting that video for years without remembering where I'd heard it from. This is the greatest of timelines.
Classic
Which video was that again?
@@mysticmunguss no way...
he's back. Finally
This game really makes you feel like Cloud Strife, since he has trouble remembering the plot of his own life too.
Because of amnesiaaaaaaaa
Incredible that the FFVII Rebirth soundtrack came with a 100+ hour video game, what incredible value
I was going to say game really makes you feel like Cloud, yet Sephiroth once again intervened.
"Somehow, Sephiroth Intervened" - Final Fantasy VII, Episode 9, The Rise of Cloud Walker
You had one job
I am all the final fantasy
Yeah, I am Nobuo Uematsu...
I like that Zack warned the helicopter before destroying it.
that is very on brand for him
"Shut up, I'm WARNING YOU" 😂
I love the FFIV music in the end credits lol, its the small things like that that make these videos wonderful
Hell yeah FF4 is a fun as hell game and still stands up and has the one thing FF7 doesn't have, a village of mini people
I never played FFIV but I did play FFIV: After years, and the soundtrack will forever stay with me.
caught me off guard, i've been playing it for the first time and wasn't expecting to see any references lol
Yeah, the FFIV music was a big nostalgia hit. I about broke into tears.
This would become one of the greatest Dunkey videos of all time.. YET SEPHIROTH ONCE AGAIN INTERVENED
Nobody:
Sephiroth at any given moment:
"YEAH I'M RIGHT HERE"
As someone who has never played Final Fantasy this is incomprehensible to me
To be fair the plot of the original game wasn't the most coherent either (and Cloud being an unreliable narrator/having false memories certainly doesn't help)
@@TheLamer5000you only played the remake didn't you
@@kingsmerte3629 I haven't played the remake at all, I've only played the original
Don't worry, we're all just pretending to understand
@kingsmerte3629 No quite literally this guy was correct. Cloud being an unreliable source for knowledge and literally tweaking was a big deal in the original. They just making it more obvious and exaggerated here
It’s funny, as I’ve been playing through this game, I kept thinking, “this game is so goofy that Dunkey would actually enjoy it.” FF7 has always been deeply weird, but they really went for it with Rebirth.
@@SyndicateOperative”a few goofy moments”
Sounds like someone needs to replay the original lol
5:16 lost moment to play "and then sephiroth intervened"
Playing as Sephiroth really makes you FEEL like you are intervening the game
This game really makes you feel like Sephiroth once again intervened
🥲 I almost shed a tear for the theme on the piano at 3:37, then Sephiroth intervened 😵
Wait this game actually looks fantastic wtf. I have never been interested in Final Fantasy, but with Dunkey here, I couldn't be MORE interested!
Final fantasy games are fire if you like rpgs
I'm actually turned off by all the minigames and goofy stuff.
I was expecting ff7 to be more serious and focused with it's story.
Also I'm aware that the original ff7 is being split Into 3 games for the remakes, which sounds like money grubbing if you ask me.
It also seems like they just Inflated all that extra unnecessary game time with mini games.
Wouldn't be surprised if the original has a much more focused and better executed story.
Unfortunately it is dated as all hell and old games don't hold enough charm for me to put up with their shit unless I love the series they're a part of (like the DrakenNieR series, I'll put up with shit like NieR gestalt and drakengard 1 because I love the series so much).
Just seems like way too much bloat and goofiness for me.
The mini games are from the original except for the card game. They actually get bashed so hard by the fans for excluding the snowboarding game when this game first announced. The reason they had like 3 games is cuz they want to cram in all the story from the other games and make it the complete series so you don't have to play the other 20 sides old games/movie/anime. You don't have to play the crisis core(Zack in this game), dirge of Cerberus (Vincent in this game), anime/movie(it's in the Nibleheim part) the dead online game (child sephiroth yup), racing/sports games(it's in there) its a pretty good bargain playing only 3 game for ff7 experience 🤣. Just No SNOWBOARDING 🤣. Maybe they wanna remake that for part 3.
the dolphin, the mini games and so on (all the "bloat") are in the original. they just made the mini games actually good in this game. the mini games in the og were actually p lame
@@trevorveillette8415I mean, Final Fantasy in general has always been pretty goofy. Especially original FF7. imo it’s nice to have a fantasy game that both takes itself seriously and doesn’t take itself too seriously at the same time. And the mini games for me are a nice change of pace from the action, having it spliced here and there, but I understand that not being your thing
2:20 *"that's the feather from Forest Gump"* spit my drink out! 😂💀
lol me too, caught me tf off guard 😂
Not Assassin's Creed feather. Disappointed.
Assassins creed is a good franchise@@gluttonousmaximus9048
bow wow wow is a musical masterpiece
So glad we got the dolphin game play I don't know if they could even call it a remaster without it
This game is actually insane. When Ubisoft mentioned AAAA they must have got a a chance to play-test this game and received brain damage right after.
This game might actually be deserving of the label AAAA, it’s insane.
"Incomprehensible piano noises"..."the actual theme to ff7"..."more Incomprehensible piano noises". Had me dying 😂
The way Cloud lurches his head forwards to take a bite of the sandwich is super unnerving to me.
There's one Final Fantasy VII game for every day of the week.
It has a little something for everyone
why do you think its called final fantasy *seven*
Well that's the point, it's FF7 so 7 games it is
VII?
“Is somebody playing Tekken in here?” Has me ROLLING 😭😂
This video sold me on the game more than any trailer ever could
I’ve waited 27 years to see the Mystic Mungis remade. That was so worth the wait
That's gonna be the biggest twist of all at the end of the third part (Reunion? Ressurection? Something with re), when Sephiroth turns out actually be frogs all along.
5:42 when I played thru this I was like “this is the most dunkey video thing to happen in a game ever”
That dog mini game track should win a Grammy
"Yet Sephiroth once again intervened" is the "Somehow Palpatine has returned" of the FF7 compilation syndrome universe.
Okay, Dunkey playing that FF7 cutscene melody on the piano was low-key impressive af
finna low key AF on cap no god fam lit sheesh
@@Largentina.Ok, Boomer
@@MobikSaysStuff based ngl frfr?
@@Largentina. I fuckin love you
Low-key? I thought it sounded close to the original, maybe a bit higher but not lower key for sure.
God thank you for doing "The Mayor" bit
I was saying it every time someone said they were the mayor
The mayor?
The mayo
Psycho Mantis?
when dunkey started to play final fantasy 7 part 1, segment 2, the snowboard edition, rebirth, remade, remaster, console port edition, digital edition, directors cut, exclusive edition the game is started to cry in tears cause sephiroth said its gaming time and everyone started gaming everywhere 😞
Featuring Dante from the devil may cry series
And then Sephiroth intervened again, even though it was his idea in the first place.
@@pokechatter then sephiroth intervened
Dunkey truly is one of the Final Fantasies of all time.
However, sephiroth intervened
There's like a different battle theme for every enemy encounter. The music even changes when you're in the same location.
to this day i will never understand how final fantasy fans can even keep track of the story it's like an actual fever dream.
It's only really this game where it's REALLY confusing, unless you play the original in which it's quite simple.
@@pogethedoge Tetsuya Nomura has a gaslighting fetish and he keeps making it everybody else's problem.
Thanks to youtube. And square knows it
@@caseyhastings9219 Hilariously it was reported that Nomura wanted a more faithful remake (with some changes) and some meta references, but the other two directors and old writers of the OG wanted more zaniness. Nomura is the sanest of the writers on this project, which means ... I'm going to grab some popcorn.
Each game has a self contained story
10/10 toad Cloud has a tiny Toad Buster Sword. The game is perfect
Did in Remake too but there are more chances to see it in this one. It's cute.
They make several frog references. The quest says frogs. Dialogue says frogs. Actual status is toad. 0/10 worst game ever
Is anyone else having trouble watching this video? Every single time I try and watch it Sephiroth once again intervenes.
The Kingdomheartization of FFVII is complete.
Kingdom Fantasy: Afterbirth
People didn't like KH3 so they just attached it's sensibilities, story beats, character quirks, battle elements, etc etc.
Yet once again, Nomura intervened.
@@tahunuva4254 nah bro we still need KingdomFantasy: AfterBirth final jersey club mix featuring Dante from the devil may cry franchise melody of sephiroth intervenes
Kingdom farts
It's insane that they took a kingdom hearts side character, and gave him his own game trilogy, AND game in the 90s. 9.5/10, needs more Donald Duck
Gotta love the Old Dunkey Throwbacks with "hit 'em with the Mystic Mungus" and "Turn him into a frog"
"Yet Sephiroth once again intervened. This enraged his father, who punished him severely."
I've never played final fantasy and this video makes it seem like a game that is nothing but insanity
FF7 Remake is by far the best in the series.
@@SoulsLords Yeah I’m gonna have to disagree with you, FF7 is the most important but FF6 is the best one.
@@SoulsLords I disagree., it is bad fanfiction written by Tetsuya Nomura.
Tetsuya Nomura wrote the original FF7. I don’t think you know what fan-fiction means.
@@liammcnicholas918 Reasonable take. I've always found 6 to be more consistent but 7 has higher highs.
This game has everything. It has a card game, a board game, a fighting game, a racing game, everything except for a jrpg. It even has an "off the dolphin" moment
Never thought id see dunkey enjoy this game.