Blade - Nostalgia Critic

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  • @LeePresson
    @LeePresson 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1499

    I kinda like that weird fist pump in the opening sequence. It shows that he isn't just a vampire-killing machine, he's also having fun.

    • @vixonvontrollington4529
      @vixonvontrollington4529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Lee Presson
      What if Blade is basically just the Lo Wang of the Marvel Universe?

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      Not to mention when he whips out his not-Batarang and mugs to the camera before throwing it.
      It's like, "Hey kids! Check this out."

    • @JustSomeRandomIdiot
      @JustSomeRandomIdiot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I agree. Moments like that help you connect with a character as weird as that might sound. The viewers are meant to enjoy a moment like that, so when the hero enjoys it too, it's like you get to share the moment with the character, you're there with them in a way.

    • @supastar25
      @supastar25 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@JustSomeRandomIdiot That's exactly how I always saw it

    • @NoahDaArk
      @NoahDaArk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Lee Presson It’s like when someone has fun killing Nazi’s. It’s something we all universally love to do

  • @dadeleemurphy85
    @dadeleemurphy85 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1914

    "people are going to overlook me when they say Black Panther was the first Black superhero movie"

    • @afrog2666
      @afrog2666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Overlook is one word..

    • @Raptor3698
      @Raptor3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      It was not. It was the first Black movie to portray our ancestral and West snd Sub-Saharan African traditions and culture on the big screen and in a positive light. Not the fact they were dark skinned.

    • @Raptor3698
      @Raptor3698 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      But Blade is really cool too. I love both of them. And let’s agree. Black Panther and Blade are better than Spawn

    • @dr4c0blade
      @dr4c0blade 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Meteor Man: "Hey, what about..."
      Blade: "NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOU!"

    • @hughmungus661
      @hughmungus661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Raptor 3698 it was the first to show our ancestors in a... boo boo bee boo.... shut the fuck up. that movie wasn't anything special

  • @cyrisssmith8830
    @cyrisssmith8830 3 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate up hill" is something Wesley Snipes said behind the scenes on the phone and a producer heard it. It was so badass that it had to be put in the movie. Its a great line

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      And it still made 0 sense

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@andrewcarlson3486 yeah, that's Wesley Snipes for you i guess, considering where his career went

    • @andrewcarlson3486
      @andrewcarlson3486 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 🚽

    • @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075
      @professorbaxtercarelessdre1075 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@andrewcarlson3486 lol

    • @serenitymoon825
      @serenitymoon825 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@andrewcarlson3486 Well obviously one cannot ice-skate uphill so I'm not sure what part doesn't make sense. "Some idiot is always trying to achieve the impossible" What's hard to understand?

  • @minimags6720
    @minimags6720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

    Wesley Snipes actually uses that quote, "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill", in his REAL life....WAY before he starred in Blade. It's just a more awesome way of saying, "Pick your battles wisely....your consequences might outweigh your rewards."

  • @zangetsu134
    @zangetsu134 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    "What are our Plans for comics?"
    "Who gives a Sh*t?"
    Somewhere, A Minnesotan Geek in a Hat just started weeping and he doesn't know why

    • @gro_skunk
      @gro_skunk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      who?

    • @jordandouglas507
      @jordandouglas507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      HA

    • @deathlegionair
      @deathlegionair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      +zangetsu134 More like everyone of the guys I play heroclix with... we have two comicshops in my town.

    • @brandontriplin5447
      @brandontriplin5447 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Let's be honest no one who goes to see the movies knows a thing about comics.they don't care enough to buy them

    • @deathlegionair
      @deathlegionair 8 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Rbdn T I don't buy them cause I ain't got the money to.. but I do know about the comics and their storyline when I go to watch comic movies.

  • @jpmrblood
    @jpmrblood 6 ปีที่แล้ว +594

    I think why Blade didn't cry is a normal thing. I mean, he was raised without parents by a gunslinger that hunt vampires. He also was different from everyone else so that I could imagine how his childhood like. I find that person like this kind of hard to express his condolence.

    • @shelliblossom8953
      @shelliblossom8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      he does show his feeling but remember he was on the street most of his life you dont show emotions there plus being a kinda vampire

    • @AgentFlea
      @AgentFlea 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Real men don't cry.

    • @ssjwes
      @ssjwes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Pro Jey96 He's not trying though. He is.

    • @aaronmorrison8050
      @aaronmorrison8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@AgentFlea Real Men do cry mate its a human emotion.

    • @Salik96
      @Salik96 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@AgentFlea It's a human emotion tho you can't help it or try to get rid of it.

  • @Nananki
    @Nananki 6 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    The introduction of Blade was so visually perfect. Where all the standard vampires are filthy Blade is clean, so god damned clean. They're very animated "dancing" but Blade's movements are all very precise. The contrast is stark and always stuck with me.

  • @jasonphoenix292
    @jasonphoenix292 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Hey nobody mocks Wesley Snipes and his fist pump. It has the same legendary status as Chuck Norris and his beard.

  • @MegaSoulHero
    @MegaSoulHero 8 ปีที่แล้ว +852

    Better vampire movie than Twilight

    • @selder_7
      @selder_7 8 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Don't think you're going to get any flack for that opinion around here

    • @Dtraincity945
      @Dtraincity945 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This guy was first

    • @awesomeinspector5270
      @awesomeinspector5270 8 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      +MegaSoulhero Dude, a pile of crap wearing a Dracula cape is a better vampire product than Twilight.

    • @johnnyflamevlogz8203
      @johnnyflamevlogz8203 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      No shit

    • @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092
      @yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo4092 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL

  • @ItDaBiz
    @ItDaBiz 8 ปีที่แล้ว +254

    You know what I find super weird? Not only do the male and female lead not get together at the end of the film, but that they're two BLACK main leads, and the only two back characters besides Blade's mother, and they STILL don't hook up. That's some major 90's Hollywood rule breaking right there.

    • @RedDingo777
      @RedDingo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Fun fact, they were supposed to have a sex scene but it just didn’t jive with the film.

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@RedDingo777 Always gotta bring some silly race shit into everything. i'm blck and i could care less, didnt even think of that when i saw the movie. Blade is about hunting down bad vampires, that's it. SMdh!

    • @RedDingo777
      @RedDingo777 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Renee Moore I really wasn’t replying to the race part but the male and female leads not hooking up thing.

    • @MsDesiree39
      @MsDesiree39 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RedDingo777 they couldn't and I was fine with that, she was to be Whistler's replacement so they'd have a working relationship only.

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      RedDingo777 What about that weird atmosphere to the scene where Blade has to drink her blood because of reasons, that scene felt oddly...charged with emotion.

  • @real-lifeanimeghost3911
    @real-lifeanimeghost3911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    "DC with bright and playful"
    Justice League dark apocalypse war: allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @TriceRiel
      @TriceRiel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah, that's the intention of the joke. Modern marvel movies are often colorful, while DC movies have been dark and gritty.

    • @AB-xd5gx
      @AB-xd5gx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Xlg that's why the DCEU movies aren't that good, because its too dark and gritty. I mean they take it overboard and use it to much.

  • @fangchick93
    @fangchick93 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    Even badasses fistpump when they succeed at something difficult

  • @JayStCloud
    @JayStCloud 6 ปีที่แล้ว +637

    And now, people overlook "Blade" for being the first Black superhero movie than the recent "Black Panther" flick.

    • @wannup
      @wannup 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I don't see him like that and I am a rather racist
      The reason why people "hate" black Panter is because it came out during an era of PC pushing agendas

    • @willthomas2310
      @willthomas2310 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Or maybe it came out over 20 years ago, and Black panther was more fresh in people's minds.

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Connor Kennway you hate blacks then

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@willthomas2310 or maybe it's because of all the annoying identity politics marketing that always brings pubblicity and is fun for everyone, you couldn't even make a negative review without being crucified, the movie is not even good, it's another Antman like mediocre movie that exists only to get money when they're not releasing Avengers or a solo movie of a character people actually like.

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@willthomas2310 also that CGI fight at the climax of the movie was dogshit, so much care and effort for the super important black superhero movie.

  • @kulbrez4884
    @kulbrez4884 6 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    That club theme is dope, I don't even care

    • @Cerby9
      @Cerby9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      th-cam.com/video/cNOP2t9FObw/w-d-xo.html Enjoy the full thing then.

    • @davecam4863
      @davecam4863 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Easily one of my favorite action scenes of all time.

    • @hughmungus661
      @hughmungus661 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      one of the best things from this movie

    • @rubberwoody
      @rubberwoody 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it was a popular choice for early newgrounds sprite flash videos

    • @MsMelyjean
      @MsMelyjean 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Right?!?!?

  • @ryankelly8428
    @ryankelly8428 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Blade is never late to provide help, nor is he early; Blade arrives precisely when he means to.

  • @deadrock1678
    @deadrock1678 5 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Such an underrated marvel movie.
    Blade is way more badass then the modern marvel main charachters combined lmao.

    • @joelz5382
      @joelz5382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @Captain Delicious Pants black panther aint rlly badass

    • @zoidberghernandez860
      @zoidberghernandez860 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Blade and The Punisher

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Coochie Monster why u forgot about Spider-Man he beats everyone black panther don’t deserve to be on that list

    • @toren2099
      @toren2099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      jacobin endymion lobo is amazing

    • @deadrock1678
      @deadrock1678 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Coochie Monster Lol what? those guys are nothing but cosplayers, Deadpool and Punisher are good tho, but Black Panther? that movie is trash.

  • @JCOdrjones
    @JCOdrjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1227

    that first 2 minutes is filled to the brim with satire and jokes, I'm surprised that they kept it under 2 minutes.

    • @TheXcizer
      @TheXcizer 8 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, I love when they do that just spending the first few minutes giving background and jokes filled to the brim with satire.

    • @mattj2081
      @mattj2081 8 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      +Guypersonmanthing3 The best one was Arrow being bright and happy.

    • @brandonthompson8640
      @brandonthompson8640 8 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      +Guypersonmanthing3 right?! let's be honest though, lately Marvel is dominating movies and DC is killing in the animated division. hopefully DC gets some REALLY good movies though, i am a big fan of both

    • @JCOdrjones
      @JCOdrjones 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      +Matt J yeah, Doug once again messing up his research for a joke. It never gets not annoying...

    • @mattj2081
      @mattj2081 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Guypersonmanthing3 I know, right?

  • @9-bitfox
    @9-bitfox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +492

    Marvel: What are our plans in the terms of comics?
    Dc: Who gives a sh*t
    *Linkara Kicks in the door*

    • @zonilo1
      @zonilo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +ilyriandevil
      You're a misogynist it seems....

    • @zonilo1
      @zonilo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The reason why you call feminism a "poisonous ideology" is misogyny which ironically enough, toxic masculinity is the real poison here. This is how misogyny works unfortunately because if you're against feminism, then you automatically hate women along with it even if you're not aware of it and this has nothing to do with Mother/Father issues at all (although the only legitimate reason to have Daddy issues though if one had a Abusive one and plus he automatically benefits from Male Privilege) .
      Also misandry doesn't exist because misogyny in the other hand is institutionalized in our society which is why you can't be sexist towards men.

    • @zonilo1
      @zonilo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think you have reality backwards and insideout by regurgitating already debunked myths while remaining ignorant of reality around you due to your own male privilege showing.
      But there's no point reasoning with sexists/misogynists like you which is why you believe in them.

    • @zonilo1
      @zonilo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Even if I did rebuttal you, it probably would be a waste of time because from my previous experiences handling people like you, you'll probably come up with something out of thin air with no evidence to back it up like you did recently.
      My only advice to you is either educate yourself or remain willfully ignorant which I have a feeling you choose the latter so I guess we're done here.

    • @9-bitfox
      @9-bitfox 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      +ilyriandevil Fox: OK first off, I started this as a joke for one of my favorite reviewers. Not for a debate about being sexist.
      First off , people can be sexist both ways. Men are said to have to be strong and muscular and do sports etc. While women are said to be gentle creatures who are subservient to men and who must beautiful etc.
      These are could be considered the broadest of the sexist/ Sterotypes
      Both are sexist comments but the male one merely is accepted in society. People can still be sexist toward other genders, not just female.
      Second, what will fighting in a youtube comment section under a joke do for either argument?
      Three: I love both strong male and female characters, which many strong female characters are being shown the light many times now.
      Fourth: Also of you both are putting each other down because of gender, THAT'S BEING SEXIST.
      Not to mention both of you are both created from a similar amount of atomic elements and the only thing truly different about you both is a X and a Y chromosome.
      Or we could talk about how in the grand scheme of the universe, we all are on a spec of dust.
      In short, stop fighting and just enjoy the joke. If not, please continue on with this comment somewhere it could probably do something.

  • @jean-paulmichell8959
    @jean-paulmichell8959 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    Rewatched this recently and it's still an impressive movie. I think it's One of the best action movies of the 90s.

  • @PantherJaguar
    @PantherJaguar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    This episode has one of my all time favorite intros/skits ever.

  • @ShawndaPrawn
    @ShawndaPrawn 8 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    I'd watch Twilight if it had Blade...just to see him kill everything!!

    • @Thebossstage1
      @Thebossstage1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That'd be awesome

    • @agentprime2179
      @agentprime2179 8 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Blade vs Edward Cullen while Bella watches in the corner crying and helpless. Total awesomeness

    • @scitechian
      @scitechian 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You do have a point. It is very effective mommy porn. It fails on all other accounts though.

    • @sandernielsen8018
      @sandernielsen8018 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Is it only me that have a problem with Frost being only the vamp who actually is behaving like a vampire in a vampire movie. All of the others just sit around doing nothing

    • @Reaper-ii8ou
      @Reaper-ii8ou 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      lmafo

  • @chpdip94
    @chpdip94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    The Critic needs to review The Punisher (2004).

    • @aliveNChristgal220
      @aliveNChristgal220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      YES

    • @hendrikmaus3575
      @hendrikmaus3575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +That guy You did just come over from Cinema Sins, right?

    • @chpdip94
      @chpdip94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Hendrik Maus Yeah. I didn't like how Cinema Sins just nitpicked the whole thing. I know the critic might do the same,but it would be a hell of alot better than Cinema Sins.

    • @hendrikmaus3575
      @hendrikmaus3575 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +That guy To be fair Nitpicking Movies movies is kinda their thing
      Its more about how much there is to nitpick

    • @MrSportsadam
      @MrSportsadam 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes one of my favorite punisher movie

  • @RedHood410
    @RedHood410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    " I heard you were Black. So you're under arrest for something." 😂😂😂😂😂 I'm done! His quips are priceless!

  • @TheVideoGameManiac
    @TheVideoGameManiac 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    Who came back to watch this before watching Nostalgia Critic's Blade II video?

    • @Rogue.Rainbow
      @Rogue.Rainbow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me

    • @davidgreen1484
      @davidgreen1484 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

    • @gregorymirabella1423
      @gregorymirabella1423 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did the same with balto

    • @theruoc147
      @theruoc147 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Rogue Rainbow this is my first time watching this one. After watching Blade 2 review.

    • @squarerootof2
      @squarerootof2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How about a huwhite guy playing Blade?

  • @miaria2049
    @miaria2049 7 ปีที่แล้ว +919

    "Wait a minute....I love Oreos." Best line ever.

  • @geoffreysorkin5774
    @geoffreysorkin5774 6 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Remember everyone, this was the film that resurrected Marvel and the comic book genre. Without Blade there is no Iron Man, there is no Dark Knight, and there is no Catwoman, okay the first two make up for the third.

    • @jplegend98
      @jplegend98 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Geoffrey Sorkin x-men and spiderman kinda did that. Tho blade has its place.

    • @crono276
      @crono276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Blade came out in '98, and X-Men & Spiderman came out in 2001 and 2002 respectively

    • @gliocchiali6075
      @gliocchiali6075 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I'm pretty sure 90% of people that saw this movie didn't even know that it's from Marvel.

    • @robertm3951
      @robertm3951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@crono276 X-Men was licensed to Fox and Spiderman was licensed to Sony. Blade was the first independent Marvel Studios film. Iron man was 2nd

    • @alfa01spotivo
      @alfa01spotivo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@gliocchiali6075 umm you do know the marvel logo appears at the start right?

  • @ShirotoraGodsbane
    @ShirotoraGodsbane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    2016 Critic: There aren't 20 sexual identities? Make them up!
    2020: Only 20?

    • @ezravizcarra9555
      @ezravizcarra9555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I question if this joke was made better or worse today for the people who’d identify with that

    • @bobbyrayvictory6905
      @bobbyrayvictory6905 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@ezravizcarra9555 o please. Anyone who identifies with that is REEEing to the sky and reporting the channel for hate speech

    • @__-kb9no
      @__-kb9no 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😤😠😡🗣”REEEEEEEEE!!!!”

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ezravizcarra9555 why not both?

    • @lindylou538
      @lindylou538 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      HAHAHAHA homophobia is funny

  • @flashfunk0373
    @flashfunk0373 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    18:22 MJF’s theme💀

    • @realjohnathanholiday
      @realjohnathanholiday 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      "im better than you and you know it" 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @ZTisHim
      @ZTisHim 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I thought I was the only one who noticed 💀

  • @megamangman
    @megamangman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    i think the "ice skating up hill" line was supposed to mean that Blade is at the top of the food chain, so its stupid for inferior creature to try and reach him. It would be outside of his character type, but thats the only logical reason i can find for the line.

    • @mikejohn29mj
      @mikejohn29mj 8 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Especially due to the fact they drained most of his blood to become "Gods" using HIS blood because it was special.

    • @JayyPrime1
      @JayyPrime1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      alot of people don't get it

    • @TheDragonman104
      @TheDragonman104 7 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I think it's more as in that people would try to do anything to prove that their superior.

    • @ReelNinja1
      @ReelNinja1 7 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      +Jayy Prime I'm surprised people don't get that line. I understood it the first time I seen the movie... I was 12. Lol

    • @DrDingleDangle
      @DrDingleDangle 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same. I don't get the confusion.

  • @freman007
    @freman007 6 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Wesley Snipes made the character his own. I can't really see another actor playing Blade.

    • @theitfactorjameswheezer2852
      @theitfactorjameswheezer2852 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      They literally changed the character to match the movie version cause the og version was just an immune human

    • @ultimateslinger9857
      @ultimateslinger9857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The new guy might actually do pretty great.

    • @denverarnold6210
      @denverarnold6210 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ultimateslinger9857 be a great reference to have Snipes as the man in the chair, or the big bad, though.

    • @ultimateslinger9857
      @ultimateslinger9857 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@denverarnold6210 For sure. I’m sure he’d be great as either those too

  • @JariahxSynn
    @JariahxSynn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    *Security officers open fire on Blade, bullets strike blades vest*
    "Are you out of your damn mind?!"
    *Security runs away*
    Shame on you for not mentioning this hilarious bit Critic.

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laugh at this every time. 😂👏

  • @shelliblossom8953
    @shelliblossom8953 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    blade reaction to whisters dreath i liked yes it wasnt what normal people would react but blade isnt normal he suppose to stunted

  • @Xylarxcode
    @Xylarxcode 8 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Huh, I thought for sure he'd mention the fact that Blade is in various scenes where blood is literally spurting all over the place but not a single drop touches Blade or his armor.

    • @touofthehighplains
      @touofthehighplains 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably because Wesley snipes was being a drama queen during filming.
      th-cam.com/video/HdWQ5Tf1CkI/w-d-xo.html

    • @alexrowland
      @alexrowland 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Haha thanks for the link. I think my favorite part was @ 5:20. He refused to open his eyes for the scene so they had to do it with CG? Seriously? And only communicating with the director via post-it notes.. I can't even imagine what it would be like to work with someone like that. I'm sure him and Ryan Reynolds are still best buddies...

    • @plasmaoctopus1728
      @plasmaoctopus1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      so..... ironically the Blade series would've been at least 35% better if Blade was a different actor? That's a shame.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Plasma Octopus I really can’t believe that. Snipe’s is iconic for Blade, and it’s hard to imagine anyone else in the role.

    • @Theinen84
      @Theinen84 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@touofthehighplains To be fair... he wasn't just being a drama queen. The first two movies were awesome. He had input for the action scenes, worked with choreography and everything. They listened his input, as well as the other actors, and it was a big group project. You can tell there was a team behind it. By the time Trinity hit, Blade was too much of a beast to really be challenged. I mean first movie, he killed a god. Second he took out a super vampire. So that was like "let's do Dracula". He was a bit against that, but went with it. Then they started scripting the action scenes without him, ignoring his input and everything. Let's not forget that they were trying to shoehorn in a multitude of characters to see how many spinoffs they could generate. Patton seems like a decent enough guy. By all means, seems no one has had anything bad to say about him, but he leaves out what led up to Snipes' craziness.
      The movie was gonna be garbage because they were shifting away from Blade and a more serious tone. You gotta admit, Ryan's humor was grating with the tone of the movie. They killed off Whistler... AGAIN, just to bring in someone and we get a line about her being his daughter. She could've just as well been some rando since there's no connection at all. They even forced HHH in there trying to ride the wave that The Rock created. It was treated like a vehicle for so many up and comers instead of an epic we should've gotten. So he was like "Fuck it". The tone has shifted to trying to blame him, but it was a very different narrative at first, with many saying he was trying to get fired so he still get paid.
      .....I do hate that we didn't get the alternate story though. Where Frost wins and it becomes an apocalyptic world, ending with him gaining some power or weapon to finally kill him at the end of the trilogy. Would've been awesome!

  • @aarondavidson907
    @aarondavidson907 6 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Blade's closing line about ice skating uphill is actually amazingly clever, here's why. Think about every awesome movie quote. If you were ever in that situation, you could never come up with a sick quote, you could only think "Damn I had something for this" and you'd come up with something ridiculous and completely off the wall. Blade's line is amazing because it's relatable.

  • @David-zu5kz
    @David-zu5kz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    *In School*
    "Critic, What country is above the USA?" 24:41

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    9:56 My theory is that he keeps leaving SOME survivors so they can hopefuly run towards Frost and he can follow them.

  • @kuntmunt5453
    @kuntmunt5453 7 ปีที่แล้ว +291

    "What are our plans with comics"
    "Who gives a shit"
    yea pretty much marvels state of mind right now

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      GENDERBEND EVERYONE!

    • @vicentenavarro1190
      @vicentenavarro1190 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@thesandwich5321 I can't stop laughing

    • @thesandwich5321
      @thesandwich5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Hey, they did it with Thor and Wolverine. Heck, even Iron Man for a while. Who's next, Nova?

    • @nm6577
      @nm6577 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      ​@@thesandwich5321 Well Tony was in coma and Riri in the end ended as "ironheart" so I guess it's not that bad

    • @Piledriver86
      @Piledriver86 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, the comics barely break even these days, while the movies make, what, infinity billion dollars? I can see why they're not focusing on them.

  • @alexanderjoy6060
    @alexanderjoy6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    the quote: "some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill" is commenting on the main villains arrogance him thinking that he could "ice skate uphill"

    • @alexanderjoy6060
      @alexanderjoy6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Also the "unnecessary" love interest was added as a way to shock you with the bite. That's why in the actual film the scene is long boring and drawn out for contrast. Was this the best idea? Not really but the first time you saw it don't tell me you weren't surprised.

    • @alexanderjoy6060
      @alexanderjoy6060 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      The "blown up news paper factory" is to emulate the comics which came out in a time that New York didn't look a whole lot better than the movie shows.

  • @tgebuilds
    @tgebuilds 5 ปีที่แล้ว +84

    Who would've thought Blade would be apart of the MCU now, the MCU is full of surprises!

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vision Bricks now that we have “access” to the multiverse, making any kind of movie fit in the overall MCU is easy.
      Not everything has to be inside earth 616 anymore. Dr.Strange and Wanda’s movement throughout the multiverse can even open up a (hopefully) separate X-Men universe; just to keep the larger story more manageable than the comics. You can ignore characters existing in the comics, but trying to explain why the movie Avengers don’t help against freaking vampires would be a tough sell.

    • @naymanmod1992
      @naymanmod1992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@cjwrench07 it doesn't matter man even in comics most characters are very separate. Just look at X-Men in general. Bad things happen all the time yet The Avengers even having Wolverine in the team don't give a s**h at all. Or look at Daredevil too. That's kinda why i ''don't'' like Marvel putting every character into the same city. BTW MCU is not Earth-616.

    • @jalenikezeue4114
      @jalenikezeue4114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vision Bricks I am very Happy that blade is in the MCU And who Knows maybe will see more supernatural Heroes on The Big screen

    • @_Zephster
      @_Zephster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@naymanmod1992 yeah

    • @_Zephster
      @_Zephster ปีที่แล้ว

      @@jalenikezeue4114 i feel like it's gonna be pg13 with no gore which is why I think dc is more suited for supernatural gorey characters

  • @aerial11
    @aerial11 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    5:37 I bet the director asked snipes to stop laughing his ass off in many of the scenes of this movie, but can you really blame him? He must have had a ball during the shooting of stuff like this.

  • @riftshredder5438
    @riftshredder5438 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    This movie was R, it stars a black super hero, and it came out before X-Men and Spider-Man, this movie deserves more attention, if only Stan Lee cameoed in it

    • @riftshredder5438
      @riftshredder5438 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wait, Blade had a tv show?

    • @johngun7418
      @johngun7418 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rift Shredder (TJbro9) ya but Wesley snipes wasn't in it

    • @dude37
      @dude37 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rift Shredder (TJbro9) Yeah. It lasted about as long as Firefly did.

    • @DrLynch2009
      @DrLynch2009 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rift Shredder (TJbro9) He didn't create Blade.

    • @likenem
      @likenem 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Rift Shredder (TJbro9) He said he didn't because he didn't create the Character. He ignores this rule for latter movies though.

  • @tntalchemist
    @tntalchemist 6 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    I never noticed this before, but Doug comes up with some of the absolute best funny names for things."...turns some vampire's head into Bob the Tomato... or Bob the Ketchup.""...giant Macintosh Cigarette Case..."

  • @peeweeherman9411
    @peeweeherman9411 6 ปีที่แล้ว +238

    What do you call a knife walking fast
    Blade runner

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    i gotta admit, Snipes really looks the part, i mean when i see him in that costume, i dont see the same guy who Stallone was chasing in demolition man, i see Blade, i guess its fitting that when i see him in other media they try to make Blade look like Snipes

    • @sean8102
      @sean8102 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was just thinking the same thing. Shame he never got another chance as a action star (as far as I know off the top of my head).

    • @ellnats
      @ellnats ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sean8102 wasn't he in one of the expendables movies?

  • @Heavenlyhounds96
    @Heavenlyhounds96 8 ปีที่แล้ว +265

    So...Blade was Underworld before Underworld was a thing?

    • @AgentRedgrave
      @AgentRedgrave 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      +Heavenlyhounds96 Blade is better then all the Underworld movies combined. And Blade 2 is even better

    • @battlion507
      @battlion507 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      +AgentRedgrave Hey, Underworld was cool... WAS though until that 4th film came by...

    • @AgentRedgrave
      @AgentRedgrave 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Tony Davis
      Not saying it wasn't (Third's my favorite).....Blade's just better

    • @darkservantofheaven
      @darkservantofheaven 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Heavenlyhounds96 yes....but wouldnt that make for one hell of a crossover flick?

    • @onethousandlostsouls
      @onethousandlostsouls 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      +AgentRedgrave Blade 2 was the shit!!! And one of the first villain's that was given an amazing back story and depth and you gave a shit about .

  • @redwolf1015
    @redwolf1015 7 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    "The city, we're just kinda there" -Nostalgia Critic
    No truer words have ever been said lol

  • @curticcarmichael3580
    @curticcarmichael3580 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    I came back to this after your Blade II review, such nostalgia!
    Go ahead, punish me...

  • @chaseendricks2981
    @chaseendricks2981 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    18:21 These oreos are better than you and you know it

  • @IndigoPhoenix21
    @IndigoPhoenix21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +283

    The nerd rage I have for people who say that Black Panther is the first superhero film with a black protagonist. I know that Marvel didn't really promote this movie, but how is Blade this overlooked? So many people have seen it, but fail to understand its importance. I'm not saying Black Panther isn't an important film. It is, but not necessarily for the reasons some people think.

    • @IndigoPhoenix21
      @IndigoPhoenix21 6 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Dauda András Hey, I'm with you. As a Marvel fan, I would rather just enjoy the films for what they are, all I'm saying is that if people are going to hype a film for what they feel it represents, they should at least do so with the knowledge that other films have made similar and earlier achievements.

    • @Poever
      @Poever 6 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      There was no Marvel Studios branding in 1998

    • @rorylumley4727
      @rorylumley4727 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Metor man was the first black superhero movie.

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      IndigoPhoenix21 those people consider Black Panther more important because it's kid friendly,Blade isn't

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Dauda Andrias it was also made political by the equal amount of alt-right fucks who dismissed it and came up with legends about the screenings just because the cast is black

  • @RyanLBrown9396
    @RyanLBrown9396 7 ปีที่แล้ว +398

    This movie REALLY needs to start getting more credit

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Even just Snipes alone. He’s the iconic Blade, way more than Cage is the iconic Ghostrider. I can see Ghostrider as someone else easily, but Blade will always be Westley Snipes.
      This could have easily been have been as big a Financial bomb as Constantine or Dredd.

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@cjwrench07 I mostly see Norman Reedus as a Ghost Rider.

    • @robertm3951
      @robertm3951 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I knew what it meant for Marvel, but I had not realized what it meant for DC. The same writer wrote Nolan and Snyder's DC movies.

    • @frostreaper1607
      @frostreaper1607 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      After the planned remake bombs, it will.

  • @TheBoxingCannabyte
    @TheBoxingCannabyte 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    What's kinda funny is both Buffy and Blade did the fat vampire at the same time, or within a few months after Blade's release (Buffy S3)

  • @mormonfreegan4986
    @mormonfreegan4986 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    23:45 i actully think that line is smarter than most people realise. frost is trying to become a god, therfore skating uphill. what he dosent understand is the fact is that you cant skate UPHILL. you can only skate down.

  • @Dane_Youssef
    @Dane_Youssef 7 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    At the club... It's supposed to be a "Blood Rain." In the Bible, one of the signs of Judgement Day is blood raining from the sky. It's symbolic. And a foreshadowing of things to come. What Frost's sinister plan is.

    • @agonleed3841
      @agonleed3841 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @Hey Zeus no. It was cool BECAUSE it's a vampires ultimate idea..Frosts idea. And he rallied a good many vamps for that idea. Which translated to the blood shower as a way to mock what you read about judgement day. Which is cool..in teenager and vampire society lol.
      So ultimately, the guy a year prior was correct

    • @Calthir
      @Calthir 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      There's a Bloodrayne joke there, but I don't know how to make it.

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That's a really cool concept, but since it wasn't more apparent, it kiiinda smells more of a fan theory than an intentional story beat.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It just looked cool. That’s it. That’s the reason for most of the weird/cool stuff in this movie. Looks cool = in the movie

    • @yetiornot5726
      @yetiornot5726 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      In most movies, that's just how things lie: They may have been written to be symbolic, ominous symbols for things to come... But unless they're properly announced/displayed, they just seem like coincidences that accidentally seemed intentional.
      It's the movie equivalent of slopping an eight ball into an unintentional pocket on the last move of billiards: accidents lose you the game.

  • @christianbargeon759
    @christianbargeon759 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    Blade has inhumen strengh so he doesnt have to do much to keep her down

  • @ethanlynch6918
    @ethanlynch6918 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Are we going to ignore that Blade's name is Eric.

  • @TonyHill2335
    @TonyHill2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Movie:gives exposition
    Critic:Show don't tell
    Movie:shows instead of telling
    Critic:tell don't show
    1.Blade's reaction to Whistler being bitten corresponds with his character since you know he's build up as the toughest there is
    2.The story is also told from the female lead's perspective and she,just like anyone else wouldn't want to be a vampire especially after seeing how Blade feels about it which is why the cure matters
    3.And that is exactly why the scene with his mother isn't "boring filler" - it's meant to prove his point that vampires are morally deprived

  • @joeywomer
    @joeywomer 6 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Blade: "Some mother**kers are always trying to ice skate uphill."
    Me: "What does that have anything to do with killing vampires?"

    • @lukedeakin7124
      @lukedeakin7124 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Joseph Womer What does it even mean

    • @marin0the0magus
      @marin0the0magus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      I think it means that some people always want to take the easy road to power (even if it's literally impossible)
      like, when you ice skate downhill it's pretty easy and effortless, "uphill" would implying wanting to climb a hierarchy or something, but ice skating uphill is impossible.

    • @JackTheRipper4ever
      @JackTheRipper4ever 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Attempting something foolish for the sake of ego and pride.

    • @bouttreefiddy6163
      @bouttreefiddy6163 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Doing the impossible. But it just sounds cool before killing a guy.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well, you see in the original Mary Shelley Dracula, the vampires are known for inventing the game of hockey hundreds of years before we think, so they invented ice skates. That’s why we link vampires and hockey skates.
      Or, that’s all bullshit, and the line was purely included because Westley Snipes thought it sounded pretty cool, and he was a little dictator on set. Snipes only used post-it notes to talk to the director.

  • @KitsuneRokaku
    @KitsuneRokaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    1:55 Somewhere Linkara felt that and said "Assholes!"

    • @KitsuneRokaku
      @KitsuneRokaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Then he says "Well, you're not wrong though"

    • @alterperversersackkk
      @alterperversersackkk 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Lydia Cebreros linkara is a fat idiot noone gives a shit about

    • @ryguy1483
      @ryguy1483 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +alterperversersackkk I would make a blood sacrifice to Linkara... Just saiyan :D

    • @KitsuneRokaku
      @KitsuneRokaku 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      +Ryan Seneczko (Helios619) I respect that

  • @jazzhea3660
    @jazzhea3660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Those skeleton scenes looked so real when I was a kid. This was my favorite movie in 4th grade. Wow... explains so much.

  • @PuggleshroomProductions
    @PuggleshroomProductions 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Years Of People Watching This Video
    2016: I remember this movie
    2019: I remember this movie but can't wait for him to be in the MCU
    2050: I don't remember any of this in the movie

  • @thedesklauncher
    @thedesklauncher 6 ปีที่แล้ว +141

    1994's The Crow was the first R rated graphic novel movie

    • @brenthutchinson9435
      @brenthutchinson9435 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      thedesklauncher 1989’s The punisher was the first

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Fritz the Cat 1972

    • @rosehearttoxic1691
      @rosehearttoxic1691 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      There are a lot of R rated comic book light novel and manga movies

    • @MacheteEnima
      @MacheteEnima 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Fritz the Cat was rated X.

    • @geoffreysorkin5774
      @geoffreysorkin5774 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Wes Craven's Swamp Thing was made in 1982.

  • @BossFatguy94
    @BossFatguy94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    24:41 That Akira reference though.

    • @robbieking4070
      @robbieking4070 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      KANEDAAAA!!!

    • @BossFatguy94
      @BossFatguy94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TETSUOOOO!!!

    • @xxpowerswithinxx316
      @xxpowerswithinxx316 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +nejifan62 I died laughing on that part XD

    • @CaptainCJ97
      @CaptainCJ97 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +nejifan62 that disturbed pic tho

    • @ohdeer60
      @ohdeer60 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I loved it, can`t stop laughing. The best thing is, like 10% of people are going to get this at first.

  • @Bendetoma
    @Bendetoma 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I kind of wondered how Blade recognized his Mother, wasnt he just born the last time he saw her?

  • @enlightenednormie242
    @enlightenednormie242 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This was and still is my favorite R-rated action movie!!

  • @CMontgomeryBurns09
    @CMontgomeryBurns09 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I was under the impression that Blade rejecting the cure at the end was his "arc," so to speak, coming to terms with what he was as human-vamp hybrid. Kinda silly, but it worked enough.

  • @Ljcutie118
    @Ljcutie118 7 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I LOVED blade as a kid (my dad was a really big Wesley snipes fan) This brought me back

  • @amandapike2477
    @amandapike2477 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That little plastic bat was actually an accessory in the Marvel Toy Biz Spider-Man vampire Wars line from just a few years before Blade came out, which made it more surreal. That bat came with the Morbius and Blade figures.

  • @extremecentrism9796
    @extremecentrism9796 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I know I'm late to this party. But this is way better than CinemaSins.

  • @derptomistic
    @derptomistic 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    It still amazes me that people will get Little Caesar's and won't get crazy bread. WHAT THE HELL PEOPLE?

  • @kertesz4177
    @kertesz4177 6 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Brenda Song was that little girl lol I didn't know she was in Blade.

    • @TonyHill2335
      @TonyHill2335 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      how did you even get this information

    • @Abel-Alvarez
      @Abel-Alvarez 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      The internet. Sad part is she was uncredited in the movie.

    • @RickyUzumaki993
      @RickyUzumaki993 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CURTIS ANYTHING
      WOW!

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      CURTIS ANYTHING Which part???

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Who is she? I don’t recognize the name.

  • @bradensorensen966
    @bradensorensen966 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Blade was the first good comic book films for adult audiences, not just the first R rated one!

  • @jessemastro
    @jessemastro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    25:17
    Disney explaining the kiss in The Rise of Skywalker to Adam Driver and Daisy Ridley.

  • @TrumpCardMAGA
    @TrumpCardMAGA 7 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    I hate that there are channels with millions and millions of subs that don't work near as hard or supply this level of content. Then you see that Channel Awesome and Red Letter Media together barely crest one million. Just another thing I can throw on the list of things people do I don't understand.

    • @Devils_Lair_Comics
      @Devils_Lair_Comics 7 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      +Don Hernandez
      no way. nc is way better.

    • @jakobrogers625
      @jakobrogers625 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dream The Endless IKR!

    • @cheezdoodle96
      @cheezdoodle96 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'd subscribe if it was a "Nostalgia Critic" channel, but I'll not subscribe to Channel Awesome.

    • @Orange-hs6kx
      @Orange-hs6kx 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      walkingcubkid Plainly as plain as daylight plainly establishlied plain as night and day root and stem plain

    • @babyyoshi3099
      @babyyoshi3099 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +cheezdoodle96
      Why? You are not subscribing just because he calls his channel "Channel Awesome" instead of "Nostalgia Critic"?

  • @RideMyLighting
    @RideMyLighting 8 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Scooby Doo 2 and Yogi Bear need to be reviewed

    • @jessilynallendilla5433
      @jessilynallendilla5433 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RideMyLighting what about all the other scooby movies

    • @xgray2012
      @xgray2012 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RideMyLighting
      *YEEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!*

    • @RideMyLighting
      @RideMyLighting 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      jessilyn allen dilla Im talking about the live action ones

    • @binsoku6
      @binsoku6 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +RideMyLighting Honestly, that's what I was hoping when I saw the first Scooby Doo one. I mean, the CG want that bad for the time it was made in

    • @jessilynallendilla5433
      @jessilynallendilla5433 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      i just remembered all the horrible scooby doo spin off animated movies after zombie island

  • @vinitvsankhe
    @vinitvsankhe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Love this... This is cynical, satirical, sarcastic and plain pun. My kind of comedy.

  • @diuleifrontier6928
    @diuleifrontier6928 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    2019 here, and the part that makes me chuckle hard is 24:41
    KANEDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA XD

    • @hansruhlmann454
      @hansruhlmann454 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Diu Lei Frontier Don't understand the joke, but still find it funny.

    • @vulpix2001
      @vulpix2001 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@hansruhlmann454 watch the anime film Akira

  • @sammalkie1707
    @sammalkie1707 8 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    What the hell even was that Oreos bit?

    • @DigiRangerScott
      @DigiRangerScott 8 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      OREO HATER

    • @SundaysEnd
      @SundaysEnd 8 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      +Sam Malkie It was a BIG LIPPED ALLIGATOR MOMENT!!!

    • @activeoverlord
      @activeoverlord 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      +Sam Malkie
      i just decided not to think about it, its better that way

    • @2wingo
      @2wingo 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +Sam Malkie A joke that went on way longer than it should have. NC has a real problem with that.

    • @DivineBanana
      @DivineBanana 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      +Sam Malkie oreos endorsement, he got payed 50k for that message

  • @zackfp0
    @zackfp0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    14:17 the sad thing is, is that there are actually some people out there that would do something as dumb as that

  • @pjtheory
    @pjtheory 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    In the past few years, Blade has finally been given its due as a terrific comic book/action film, and it is clearly the template for all future films in the Marvel universe. The CGI is dated, but this is a better film than many of the Marvel films in the past 5-7 years. Wesley Snipes is also a far more convincing superhero than 99 percent of the actors who have played a Marvel comics character.

  • @__-dr5vm
    @__-dr5vm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Good god that opening couldn't have been more accurate.

  • @DeathssynProductions
    @DeathssynProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Its not called a zombie, its a ghoul...kind of like a zombie, but not. Ghouls in vampire lore are explained differently in different places, but essentially they are the state between a vampire and a human. It requires more than just being bitten to become a vampire, just being bitten makes you a ghoul. For example, in one fictional universes lore the infected human must drink vampire blood to complete the transformation, if not they become a ghoul. Often ghoul's lack intelligence and free will, not being ruled by an overwhelming need for brains, but by the vampire that bit them, like an undead slave. In other lore, ghouls can be minions summoned by necromancy, most often from the corpses of victims of the vampire. I will say though, that the blade movies play really fast and loose with vampire mythos and even its own mythos making it hard to get a read on what things are and how they really are meant to work.

    • @aliveNChristgal220
      @aliveNChristgal220 8 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Say it with me, a Ghoulpire

    • @DeathssynProductions
      @DeathssynProductions 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha

    • @zonilo1
      @zonilo1 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +DeathssynProductions
      In Vampire: The Masquerade and Requiem, Ghouls are created just by directly drinking the Vampire's blood if you're mortal but if you're a Vampire already, then you become blood bonded to the Vampire you drank your blood to especially if you drink their blood three times.

    • @katherinesanderson8990
      @katherinesanderson8990 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      In Hellsing you have to be a virgin to become a vampire, otherwise you become a ghoul

    • @ShawndaPrawn
      @ShawndaPrawn 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      I remember Skulduggery Pleasant had that whole Ghoul thing, except they were called "Infected" in those books. In that case, Humans bitten by a vampire enter a mindless zombie-like state in which they are completely obedient to the vampire that bit them for 2 days, and then they properly transform.

  • @alexanderstaples963
    @alexanderstaples963 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Did Nostalgia Critic put up all the R rated comic book movies before Deadpool and not include V for Vendetta? That was a comic book movie too, mate.

    • @ButterflyScarlet
      @ButterflyScarlet 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah but it wasn't written by Marvel or DC and he was focusing on the two big names

    • @CitrusRev
      @CitrusRev 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Zone Doll V for Vendetta is a DC comic

    • @jem2779
      @jem2779 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is no much blood in V for Vendetta really, it is hardly 'R'.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Allow me to bring up the point in five words "That was a comic book?"

    • @MelStaub
      @MelStaub 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      From memory it was (M)15+ but, if it was R rated it definitely didn't deserve it, considering they cut a majority of the disturbing stuff out, for example, in the intro when Evey goes for her walk after curfew she originally tries to whore herself to some undercover cops, mind you in the graphic novel she was fifteen years of age... to add to it though the cops begin to try and rape her before V comes to her rescue, another example is the doll burning scene between V and a man named Lewis who had a hand in the concentration camp, after which V brainwashes him to dress like a doll and talk like a baby, there are plenty more but those are two off the top of my head, lets also not forget the film only covers the first half of the novel with other part from further along in the story stiched in, we didn't even get to see Evey take on the personality of V to continue his Idea and philosophy, I just wish the film was never made.

  • @samkresil6011
    @samkresil6011 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    23:29 "Its funny because it has cartoon sound effects"

  • @dragoninthewest1
    @dragoninthewest1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Wesley Snipes aka Phoenix!

  • @daric_
    @daric_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    I like the white board note: "IF MICKEY CALLS.....DON'T ANSWER!"
    Oh, god...what if Disney bought Marvel *and* DC?

    • @daric_
      @daric_ 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Explosion Productions
      That would be either the corniest flop...or the most badass film ever.

    • @LordMoonshadowGaGa
      @LordMoonshadowGaGa 8 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      +Daric It'd be better than anything Zack Snyder ever did or will do.

    • @Kaefer1973
      @Kaefer1973 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +Moonshadow Dark
      From what i've heard, Zack Snyder isn't bad as long as the studio gives him good people for plot and story telling that can overrule him. As long as he only does the visual part of the job, he's fine.

    • @Gammera2000
      @Gammera2000 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadpool vs Lobo, Batman and Iron Man, Blade and Deathstroke? (Yes I know that this wouldn't happen unless disney bought all the shares, and got full control)

    • @alfa1134
      @alfa1134 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then there would be more stuff for PHINEAS & FERB to use to exploit...

  • @mounne13
    @mounne13 8 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    "Some motherfuckers are always trying to skate uphill"
    I guess being a vampire god while blade existed was as stupid as trying to ice skate uphill? Since it is a task where the reward is not worth the effort?

  • @Ace2014Ace
    @Ace2014Ace 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    90's cheese. what a peculiar yet oh so memorable flavor.

  • @Eliezar18
    @Eliezar18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    "Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill." is Blade's way of saying "Some idiots are always trying to do things the most difficult way possible for very little reward, while thinking they are being awesome." It's actually a fairly accurate summary of Frost's plan, because he was basically attempting to make himself more powerful, in a very convoluted way, yet not only was the power gain not worth the effort, but it was very easy to knock his feet out from under him and completely fuck up all his efforts. Ancient prophecies are never a good guide to the future because you can't control all the variables, and they are vague as fuck, so they not only don't take into account scientific advancement, but they are incredibly easy to misinterpret, if even one thing is missed in the research, and how can you know for sure you haven't missed something?

  • @JustinAKABiff
    @JustinAKABiff 8 ปีที่แล้ว +151

    While Deadpool isn't the first R-rated comic book movie, it certainly is the first R-rated superhero movie in a long time - especially in this new era where literally everyone is afraid of the R-rating for fear of shrinking their market even a little bit. Even horror movies aim for PG-13 to ensure they can reach broader demographics.
    For Deadpool to come out brandishing that red banner and say "Fuck you, we know the demographic we want to please" it's just refreshing and ballsy. I'm not even a big Deadpool fan, but that just really impresses me.

    • @TheKeyser94
      @TheKeyser94 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That why audiences are going now to the Japanese Horror more now than in the past, apart that they are a thousand times much better.

    • @projectionreflection5475
      @projectionreflection5475 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uhhhhhh Watchmen and V For Vendetta were both R- rated

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Watchmen came out in 2009.That is about years before Deadpool.
      And I would hardly count V for Vendetta as a superhero movie but even if you did it came out in 2005 about a decade before Deadpool.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't Censor Super came out 2010 and is also R-rated

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Wasn't that more of a parody of super hero films?

  • @GaaraRules0
    @GaaraRules0 8 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    If you don't do Blade 2 & 3 we gonna fight.

    • @jareththegoblinking3191
      @jareththegoblinking3191 8 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I don't think u can stand up to his Micheal Bay magic

    • @FTZPLTC
      @FTZPLTC 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blade 3 is basically just the Parker Posey show with some intermittent man-ass. That's worse than it sounds.

    • @lucasbell4831
      @lucasbell4831 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      GaaraRules0 He'd kick your ass anyways...

    • @stevoridesagain
      @stevoridesagain 7 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Blade 2 was a pretty decent movie. More focus on horror than the first. Blade: Trinity was an abortion of a movie. Seriously, I love Dominic Purcell (Heatwave on The Flash and Legends of Tomorrow) but casting him as Dracula was a profoundly stupid move.
      Parker Posey was gratingly awful, and Triple H just showed why he should stick to being a wrestler.

    • @silentreactor97
      @silentreactor97 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I want him to do Blade 2 but oh god ... not Blade Trinity , that was a horrible movie.

  • @victorfinnigan3965
    @victorfinnigan3965 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Malcolm gives an awesome Blade impersonation in this one. Love it.

  • @Nutritious_N.U.T.
    @Nutritious_N.U.T. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    9:08 why the hell can we see the vampire's reflection!?!

    • @AriThecraftydragon
      @AriThecraftydragon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Different type of vampire.
      That's what I'm sticking with.

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    "if 20 sexual identities don't exist, Make them up, you're good at that" shots fired.

  • @andresarellano449
    @andresarellano449 8 ปีที่แล้ว +82

    Was the seed of Netflix around in '98?

    • @kjcaramel4547
      @kjcaramel4547 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @billhutchinson6462
      @billhutchinson6462 8 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      I think they were sending DVDs through the mail at that point.

    • @chinococoa6743
      @chinococoa6743 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +oddist Oh, okay. Thanks for the history lesson.

    • @DeathBringer769
      @DeathBringer769 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bill Hutchinson They still are; they've just expanded now.

    • @gilliganwilliams1993
      @gilliganwilliams1993 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      +Bill Hutchinson yeah they did not go online until around i think 2008 or later

  • @StevenNosferatu
    @StevenNosferatu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always loved the fact that they paid heavy homage to the vampire the masquerade game by having a few scenes near perfectly recreate some of the book art

  • @hisyamnct3845
    @hisyamnct3845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Deadpool : I'm the first superhero rated-r
    Blade : I'm joking you

  • @lonestarwolfentertainment7184
    @lonestarwolfentertainment7184 6 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    My Top 5 Vampire Media:
    1. Hellsing Ultimate
    2. 30 Days Of Night
    3. Blade
    4. UnderWorld
    5. Van Helsing

  • @MrTombombodil
    @MrTombombodil 8 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    You still got it Critic. "I'm only here because Chris Pine hasn't been invented yet" I almost died.

  • @leech525
    @leech525 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually really liked his reaction to whistlers death, he knew who was under the sheet and was disgusted with it and sad but he is completely repressed emotionally so it fits

  • @calebowens8146
    @calebowens8146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Starting at 5:53 you can now add Zemo dancing to this list.