I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.
Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.
Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep. For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.
I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer. I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.
@@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?
@@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.
“You will only type positive things after this!” That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens
At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.
We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”
As generic as this sounds Exercising is a great way to release stress Breathing in fresh air from outside feeling the sun against your skin Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk It all just helps Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work
Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.
as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway
@@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.
“Time to get rid of bad thoughts!” Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.
8:35 I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why: "In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.
Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'
@Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago. That, or their neck fell asleep.
At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow
That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk. And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.
@@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe
Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism
Ok that head whisk thing, is an actual product. Except for that it’s three times bigger and it’s made out of flexible copper. Also it’s called the “Head Wizard”.
There are also cheaper non-branded ones. It's a useful product - though an actual version will have soft ends, not the jagged wire ends leftover from cutting up a whisk.
I love how one of them goes an extra mile to take mouse with her, while the other goes an extra mile to bring her own mouse (obviously expecting the mouse will be taken, I mean, why else) To snoop on a friend While it's a laptop :D
Is your friend studying for finals? Does she keep on saying, "If I don't finish this, I'll lose EVERYTHING"? Well your in luck! *Just buy this pillow, and she will never finish her work, and she will fail, EVERYTHING. She will lose what she has been waiting for, because of you.* Now she will always talk to you!
Introducing the Jarvis Johnson cinematic universe: Trying my best Dying my best Crying my best Flying my best Lying my best Denying my best Frying my best Spying my best Qualifying my best Justifying my best Identifying my best
Vasyok Na Traktore New York: flashy key board Detroit: key board from 1967 London: so many buses and taxis Detroit: roads just as bad as north korea Hotel: trivago Detroit: homeless
It really works guys! I recently had a bad thought about those crazy rumors of 100 years war and then the Dai Li took me to have a vacation under Lake Laogai! It was totally awesome! My bad thoughts cleared up in no time! The Dai Li are so nice and I am so grateful of them for preserving our tradition. We are so lucky to have our walls to create orders. Remember, there is no war in Ba Sing Se! :)
Life Hacks Devolution: -Useful Life Hacks -Weird but useful Life Hacks -Useless Life Hacks -Weird Useless Life Hacks -Sweetie don't go near that man -Baby call the police -Honey get the gun. NOW
8:49 is the most racist thing ever. **Only white keyboards can make you type happy thoughts** I’m sorry if I’m taking this too literally but it just crossed my mind and it hurt 🤣
The "colorful patterns" part is actually stereograms, the one she's holding in the beginning is a camel (upside down), the one with a Mickey pattern is Winnie the Pooh (I think)... the way they talk about it is, indeed, super weird o.o'... but the patterns are actually something, not just simple patterns.
@@arandomuser9459 It's a 3D image that you can see by slightly crossing your eyes (not exactly that, but almost that). They were very popular in the 90s, specially with the release of the Magic Eye books. You can find some examples and how to see the hidden image by searching for stereogram on Google, or here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostereogram. Seinfeld has a whole episode about this (and how Elaine can't see the 3D image in a stereogram, but everyone else can).
i think this video is just about how to stay in front of your computer forever watching their videos and not get tired of it, for example: "DOnT Go outSiDE"
Life hacks actually used to be a pretty legit genre. People would share things they picked up or figured out themselves to solve common issues and/or be more efficient. But they really evolved into garbage as they started trying to tap into algorithms. In fact, I wouldn't even call most of them life hacks nowadays as they are useless and basically just use that term for the algorithms. Even the very feel of them doesn't seem like something a human would make because of how nonsensical they are from the title down to the content itself. But I guess when you are humans just making videos in the way a bot wants to see them made, maybe you lose that sort of thinking or just don't care as long as it rakes in the money.
For instance: A good lifehack is how to coil your phone charger into a hammock if it doesn't reach the floor. A bad lifehack is sticking a FRIGGIN' PEN INSIDE LITERALLY ANYTHING!
There are still channels with great life hacks, but the bogus ones are kind of drowning them out, which really sucks for people who don't know better. I feel like someone, anyone, should help draw attention to the people who are doing it right.
New Video where I try Troom Troom - th-cam.com/video/HOUJyYaDDhw/w-d-xo.html
I try troom troom.The subject?
If you look at the new “stylish” keyboard there are Russian keys
They advertised bright side when the one with the key bord
Troom troom is the worst channel?
Noooo...what?
Jarvis Johnson have you seen LHUGENY
If your neck “ falls asleep” I think that’s called a stroke
it’s called a broken spine
@•goldfish brain• It's called forever sleep
It’s called AVADA KEDAVRA
It’s called bye-bye medication
*s n a p p*
I have the answer for all you guys confused with the “black black city ...”. In Russia it’s a common beginning of scary stories for kids like “once upon a time” in fairytales except for the black black theme can go on through the whole story and in the end it’s usually something like “ and she opened the black black box and there was a RED shoe” and you are supposed to shout it as loud as possible.
Wow. That's actually more interesting and informative than anything in the Troom Troom video was! Seems like they could have changed it to be a little more relevant to an English speaking audience, though :) glad you cleared it up.
Oh thanks! I knew there was a method like this but it hit me only now. And yeah troom troom could've done a better job
In England we say DARK DARK rather than BLACK BLACK
it was a dark and stormy night...
@@ocinidolegna OH that's a good parallel lmao
Here’s a life hack : If someones bothering you just make their neck fall asleep.
For this Life hack you’ll need some strong hands, a lawyer and a 30 second head start.
OH MY GOD
😐
😂
Good job agant 0
I think this is a justified approach to dealing with "friends" who lurk around your home waiting to sneak on your computer.
I mean, there are other solutions, like oh I dunno password protected screen lock, maybe locking your door, not having sociopathic friends.... But I think your idea is more in the spirit of Troom Troom.
Rule of thumb: If you can't explain why something is popular, chances are that the answer is children.
Lmao
Sound like the person that i shall not mention
And view bots.
hey i watch troom trom
@@cinnabonbon bruuuhhhh
It’s called 5 minute crafts, and it takes 4 days to discolor soda...
and they have nearly 60m subs wtf
That’s just how mafia works
Yeah that’s really stupid
4 day crafts!
Dogski28 yeah, that’s really dumb.
Troom troom be like
"Dont have paper to write on? By multiple plane tickets and hot glue them together!"
LOL
You can skip that step and use $100 bills and a 12-day chemical process to remove the ink. It's not only a handy life hack, it's also very durable!!
@@LunarEleven Wow, thanks for the tip! Will use 😊
Google should make a definition for Troom Troom and this should be it
@@LunarEleven lmao
I have red hair and I can confirm that every one of us is named "redhead"
Rangas
Yea I have black hair but it is kinda racist
Madura Gunasekara you do realize that hair color isn’t a race right?😂😂😂. No shade but lmao
Hahahah
Kaylea_is_me are you slow?
Jarvis: "I don't have any millet lying around"
Me: laughs In bird owner
im confused in eastern european or sth, is that not a normal thing to have around for yourself lol
@@hannah.montana2194 I had never even heard of millet before this video, but I've definitely only ever seen it in bird feeders. Do people eat this where you're from?
@@NotMe-ej9yz Although I don't know where Hanna is from, I do know that most eastern Europeans have a wide range of grains for themselves (Being an eastern European myself), mostly because we rely on agriculture to both feed and make us money.
@@hannah.montana2194 NO!
That made me lauf in russian
“I’m not monetizing FEELINGS JIMMY”
This hit harder than anything I’ve ever heard
Indeed :(
Watch time
10 Minute videos
Ads
Monetization
Marco Brines indeed. 🙁
Not that they monetize facts, either...
RianeBane so true though
A whisk can’t only whip eggs it can also
*_WHIP REDHEAD_*
noahislucifer
Redhead wants to know:
Your location
Your joke was great once I reached that part of the video.
👌top shelf
lol
That’s chill
Interesting...
“You will only type positive things after this!”
That and the “happy thoughts” message before was enough to convince that Troom Troom is an authoritarian state trying to control the happiness of its citizens
And the stress ball
If you stay happy, you think happy.
More like 123 Go with Zeffo...
@@hypersonicspeedgrov it's all connected
Troom Troom be like, “Want to have a phone holder but do not have a phone holder? Carve out a eggplant and place your phone inside!”
they actually did this but with a banana.
i think five minute crafts did this with paper clips
Vicky! Dolly! Daisy and Redhead!
YOU FORGOT BLUE-EYED GIRL
And blondie
Sakura -Chan and Curly Sue
And M i c k e y
Smith
Ms Smith
Thank you for spreading the word about Troom Troom
(also I saw in a different vid that you went to Georgia Tech so did I woooo)
yooo the world is small. i just learned this too! go jackets and also greg
Go greg and also troom is the worst
Jarvis is officially Greg
Hi danny i subscribed to your channel a month ago haha
Danny Gonzalez OMG danny?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Here’s a bag of money” yes, how I do all of my transactions of money
I never go to the grocery store without my bag of money.
Yep same
“Here you go, Mrs. Mavilda. Here’s the two bags.”
Also doubles as a weapon if you have enough coins in it 😂
mr youtube is never wrong
At 8:35, I think this is a reference to a Russian страшилка or пугалка, which are like scary children's rhymes, an example of which "В черном, черном городе есть черный, черный переулок" or "In the black, black city, there is a black, black alleyway", this kind of format is used in a lot of them. Usually, the last line is said loudly with the intent of scaring the other person, kind of like the original скример. Not a native speaker, so feel free to correct me.
We also do have those in America. At least I did when I was growing up. Usually at the end there was a ghost or a man with long teeth. But on the playground sometimes it was just a jellybean in the “dark dark box.”
Why do i just imagine the narrator in troom troom saying “daisy just cheated on her boyfriend!”
Lol
Same
*DAISY JUST CHEATED ON HER BOYFRIEND*
*oh no what r we gonna do? Let’s stick a fork in his phone! That’ll help him get a girl/man!*
Luigi is sad
Im pretty sure that they have said that
9:40 "do your legs tend to fall asleep while sitting IN a computer?" try our simple life hack called a chair.
"....Sitting AT a computer...."
xD that s what they said!?! im dyinggg
5:24
Sim problems, am I right?
They're Ukrainian, and these videos get translated horribly to English. That's why it says that.
YoU nEvEr KnOw WhO wAnDeRs ArOuNd HeRe
This is ur house
Best line of 2019
Aww man
When was that
I replayed that part many times. It was hilarious
Wdym are saying it’s not normal for random ppl to be walking around ur house?!?!
As generic as this sounds
Exercising is a great way to release stress
Breathing in fresh air from outside
feeling the sun against your skin
Getting your blood pumping with a brisk walk
It all just helps
Or you get attacked by mosquitoes will inspire you to stay inside and work
Or the neighbor who hates you spits on you in the middle of coronavirus
,
In a BLACK BLACK city... "what the hell is going on?" I'm confused too Jarvis
Right? My monitors have a black border, my phone is black, my ear piece is black, my headset is black, my laptop is black, my keyboards are black, my mouse is black. Bitch be hating on a popular peripheral color.
as a russian i knew immediately what that was, its a start to a spooky story for scaring kids that everyone knows, it only makes sense in russian lol, they really didnt care though and put it in anyway
Uh oh segregation
Well we all agree. Anything black is bad. If you want something that makes you happy and cheerful, be white.
@NonLegit Nation a girl with black black hair
"Do your legs get tired from sitting in the computer?"
Yes, I am sitting *inside* the computer. Not only are my legs tired, but they're G o n e. :)
😂😂😂 Im dying 😂😂😂
is nobody going to talk about troom troom being racist
@@jack_productionz6079 how
*i am the computer*
*i had no legs in the first place*
JACKATTACKproductionZ Z how
i said this before, i'll say it again:
troom troom couldn't make any room room for a brain brain
*broom broom
wow! this is the best comment i`ve ever seen
Troom troom is going to go boom boom
HAA!
Oh god lmfao
With everything going on in Ukraine, I genuinely hope everyone involved in Troom Troom is doing ok. They're still uploading (I checked) so I guess so.
I hoped for the opposite
@@mariotron8718 Yes, they make shitty, clickbait content, but that doesn't mean they deserve to horribly die or be held as prisoners of war by the Russians.
@@RibblesMcSnoo BRO WHAT?????
@@RibblesMcSnoowoah there
Me too, No one deserves death threats, unless you made an unforgivable crime
"If you have a black keyboard, get a white one"
HmMmMmMmMmMmMmmm
That doesn’t sound right. I wonder...
I wonder what the sounds like. Oh wait, that’s right.
*TROOM TROOM IS RACIST CONFIRMED*
@@AbsoluteRatBastard I don't who you are but its so right!!!!
Racist much
did anyone else notice the keyboard has the Russian alphabet on it? no, just me?
when I rewatch this and hear Vicky, all I think of is the phrase, “nothing better then a fresh set of nails Vicky.”
i admit that every two weeks or so, i pry my nails off my fingers and toes with pliers and replace them with a fresh pair.
REUSE THEM VICKY
Same 🤣🤣
The reverse shot is a Victorian ghost
These are forbidden by Zeffo!
" iTs nOT a PrObLeM aNy MoRe "
this video
" ITs NoT a MOuSe AnY mOrE "
Unicorn queen I was about to say
Holo are you talking to me
Omg i watch her too btw simplynailogical
I thought that too!😂
Holo
"A black keyboard won't do, get a white one"
Cinemasins: That's racist!
**ding!**
TH-cam deep cross 😂
+1000 sins
*ding* One million sins gets added to the sin counter
I was like No. 69
Tired of a *black black* keyboard?????
GET AN RGB ONE!
Gaming keyboard nowadays smh
@@sonoda944 Maybe in the future there will be RGB office keyboard.
Riah Veal LOL same
@@Matthew.211 okay, THAT was racist lol (i hate racism and any type of intolerance, May it be homophobia, sexism, racism, transphobia etc.)
Aaron Heych she has plus her profile is a white readhead lol
"In a black, black city..."
Me: **jazz music stops**
CJ stops followin the damn train
Juice Wrld stops seeing shadows in his room
* Trades black for white *
HOL UP
"In a black, black neighborhood..."
Michael Bay narration, "In a world where everything's black."
“Time to get rid of bad thoughts!”
Screw emotional support animals, therapists, antidepressants, or anything else like that, just make a massage tool out of the whisk you got off Amazon one time when you were drunk.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ikr screw actual helpful stuff. How could that stuff ever help you
Oddly specific incident of buying the whisk but that makes it better😂😂
Lol
8:35
I think russians are behind this Troom Troom thingy, i'll explain why:
"In a black black ____ there is a black black ____ with a black black ___ and etc." is a template beggining of an average cliche horror story for kids. This "template" (if i can call it like that) is very popular in russian folklore and often used ironically. That means russians made this video and translated it in english without knowing that "black black horror story" meme is not a thing in other countries.
Nailed it!
@Da Frog Cyrillic is not unique to Russia.
ive heard it in sweden aswell
Oh in my country theres a different version and its in english,instead of black black its dark dark i remember it going 'in a dark dark house there is a dark dark room,in that dark dark room blah blah'
Troom troom is based in ukraine
5 Minutes Crafts has to be sponsored by Coca-Cola. Nobody has this many Coke bottles and cans just laying around
Makes sense.
And hot glue. And toothpaste. And baking soda.
Undeclared sponsorships? WAIT, THAT’S ILLEGAL...
.... I did
Possible sponsors : Coca cola and Colgate.
me: accidentally clicks on bright side video
TH-cam: gives me thirteen different troom troom and five minute crafts vids
TH-cam algorithm in a nutshell
Ik it’s so annoying
TH-cam: Oh you like crafts, don’t you?
itS nOt A pRoBLeM anYmORe
Bright Side is bad
Dear god
"maybe I'm uncultured, but I don't have any millet lying around" *laughs in bird trainer*
"You never know who wanders around here"
"Its your house"
just use toothpaste idiot
“I don’t know if I’m uncultured, but I don’t have any MiLlEt lying around”
miLLeT
I'm a bird guy I have the mIlLEt
@@casual_ice_consumer4148 me too lol. My finches love it!
th-cam.com/video/muq0TNB3FAI/w-d-xo.html
"Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button"
"*sigh* He smashed it?"
"Yeah"
@Lewis Fisher most people don't comment until the end of the video and by then their brains are too fried to even remember what was said 14+ minutes ago.
That, or their neck fell asleep.
Who’s brain was fried I think it’s a lil extreme for a 14 min video lol
@@beatbox3620 its troom troom
@Lewis Fisher shouldve said it was a plate
That was an amazing start to the video
"your neck fell asleep!"
That's called a strokea
Strok ea games
@@minecrafter2646 *it's in the neck*
1:47 "my mom is a dog and my dad is a banana. Who am I?"
A freak of nature?
Imagine walking into your bedroom and your dog is sitting there with the banana next to it whispering 'I'm pregnant with our banana child'
A person with banana peels as skin and the head and legs of a dog
@NoobPlayZ 245 like so brody can see
A mistake?
@@lennyluvr it's a penis
"I convinced Logan Paul that the door was a like button, and then he smashed it."
I died.
No, it really isn't...
Rest in peace djthecoolman1121
Jarvis “the door is a like button”
Logan Paul *smashes door*
Door *OW THAT HURT DUSHEBAG*
lol
XD
Tired of a black keyboard?
Then buy a black Wii remote!
(Yes i know, I'm *really* late)
I am too.
Last
Giddylevi no I’m last
Last?
I'm last
as much as you can say the channel is cringe, i hope the production crew and actors are doing okay and are in a safe area
I second this, however it seems the actors/actresses are ok, judging by their Instagram posts. I do not know about Mr. Miroshnykov however.
What's their Instagram?
The keyboard just naturally turned white when she put the stickers on it.
Yeah
Oh shit
And it magically grew the Cyrillic alphabet... :/ That video is weird
@@emilygoogle6520 those are fking hieroglyphics
*magically
Jarvis' hoodie is the best: "Clickbait"
As someone whos in the dream team fandom, your profile scares me.
Yousef Mohamed Ghanem no, I only watch dreams videos lol
He put on the wrong hoodie
No as someone also from the dream team fandom, I totally agree XD
Yeah
The real question is *why* does Red Head have a notebook?
BWAAHAHAHAHAAHA
because
KIR B
LUCAzade -she’s drawing nudes- she’s coming up with click bait titles and thumbnails
Idk
Because she’s a ginger
jarvis: i dont have any millet laying around
Me: wtf is millet
I think it’s like a type of grain
@@mirandathepandakitty1630 It is, you're correct : )
I’m screaming as a bird owner
Can confirm - I work for TH-cam and Logan Paul smashes our doors constantly.
😂😂😂
Arya Boudaie I’m an air traffic controller and Shit hits the fam really quickly.
you work for youtube? can you give super mario logan his monitization back plz?
ye
Can confirm am door
*God damn it. My neck fell asleep again*
@@jukson8105🤨
@@jukson8105 ur friend is a natiz then 🤯
@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 he was joking bro, he's doing the same thing. Just a meme yknow
@@xxfirebladegamingxx1807 "natiz"
Pedro Pias I subbed
"wHo LeT yOu In HeRe!?"
"Logan Paul, I convinced him the door was a like button so he... He..."
"Smashed it?"
Midoriya: SMAAAAASH...!
Logan Paul: SMAAAAAAAAAASH........!
*Smashed it*
Sorry not sorry
@@can0cringe that sssniperwolf picture though 😂😂😂
tough luck123 :
As soon as she made the face I knew it was meant to be XD
@@can0cringe XD
At 5:00, im pretty sure when your body parts "falls asleep" its due to lack of circulation so if your neck "falls asleep" you'll like die or come close to it due to lack of blood flow
Troom Troom vs Morgz
Top 10 anime battles
FBI, I’m sure there are better things to do with your time. Heard the Area 51 raid needs a helping hand...
Top 10 anime : who called me?
FBI I see u on almost all the comment sections
nobody knows who will win...
this is gonna be endgame 2
Morgz copies other youtubers
you don't have to describe them
'cause your shirt has already done the job
*C L I C K B A I T*
It's a hoodie put ...
Ikr thats what I was thinking
Itt nőt a szúrt itt ahoodie bit your right
😂
Mom:Your head hurts?
Mom: *looks over at computer*
Mom: I T S B E C A U S E O F T H A T -
Me: Get the fuck out of my room i am 26 years old
@@olivre9872 AHAHAAHAAHAHA omg this happened to me
@@olivre9872 Im 26 and had exactly that conv with my mom some days ago
Mom: *Neck falls asleep* WHAT THE FU-
ctrrl adeq good for you are still living at home
Love content like this because I get to laugh at content farms while having the satisfaction of never giving them a single click!
Troom troom: "Can we copyright strike this guy? "
TH-cam: "Yeah sure, why not. "
Please do
@Matthew Margetan underrated comment 🤣
It makes life... *Slow motion* A WHOLE LOT EASIER.
Matthew Margetan 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😹👌😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
*My* *NeCK* *HaS* *FALLen* *asLeeP*
Don't worry, just *put toothpaste on it*
RedFired Dragon 02 Wow thanks I didn’t know how to fix it!
And It cant get up
"But it can't whip eggs anymore" 😂😂😂
That's just a minor side effect. Please use a fork or go to your local store to buy another whisk.
And don't even think about buying an actual headmassager spider that will probably work better AND last you longer, which costs JUST AS MUCH as a new whisk does.
You know it was a good bit when you laugh out loud by yourself
RIP
@@Endercurse really? I just use a spoon handle if I can't find a whisk.
Matt Eldon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
" this keyboard only makes you want to type positive words!"
keyboard: IN RUSSIAN
We only speak good thing in russia comrade!
It's a Ukrainian keyboard
It's a Cyrillic keyboard.
@@commscan314 here is difference between cyrillic keyboards of russian and ukrainian. Both of it has specific letters. On this keyboard you can see і and є beside to enter. This ones have only Ukrainian alphabet ehe
Regardless of which language it's in, why is it being a non-English keyboard even an issue??? Not everyone in the world speaks English? Other cultures and languages exist?? Am I missing something or is this yet another example of weird Anglocentrism
Chef: how do you like your cringe
Me: life hack channel
Troom troom: Say no more
Splatoon is gae
Raul Gomez no it aint
*bet*
*B E T*
BeSt LyF hEk Is SuIcIdE
Ok that head whisk thing, is an actual product. Except for that it’s three times bigger and it’s made out of flexible copper. Also it’s called the “Head Wizard”.
There are also cheaper non-branded ones. It's a useful product - though an actual version will have soft ends, not the jagged wire ends leftover from cutting up a whisk.
@@Randoplants Don't worry! They put craft store hot glue on the tips so you totally won't scar your scalp or anything
@@plumeria1985 oh thank goodness. I don't know how well that works, but better than jagged metal
Seen 'em in an asian store
1:47
“My moms a dog, my dads a banana, who am I?”
One fucked up kid
your a microwave
a dirty one
I don't want to know how that would even work
@Spoono Mode This is beyond science
@@hobbit._hoodieboi1345 MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm amazed how Troom Troom hasn't stopped producing videos despite Ukraine being invaded.
either they are blinded by their desire to exploit the YT algorithm, or working for Troom Troom is the only job they have.
"Redhead has stockpiled 5.56 under her bed. She loads it into her AR-12 and fires into the Russian invaders."
i think with all their youtube money the channel owner moved somewhere europe or usa long before the war started
take the mouse to avoid her using it
*L A P T O P*
I love how one of them goes an extra mile to take mouse with her, while the other goes an extra mile to bring her own mouse (obviously expecting the mouse will be taken, I mean, why else)
To snoop on a friend
While it's a laptop :D
*she protecc*
*she attacc*
*but most importantly, she make stupid life haccs*
I love these memes
why,
lol 😂
Most importantly her hair blacc blacc
@@andersonritter1389 as blacc as my
Cat
Ah, yes my favorite web series character,
*R E D H E A D*
*ah yes, cultured people*
*N I C E*
I dunno Scared Blondie seems to be a good character too
*SAME*
The best waifu,right in front of hatsune
“We can’t have black keyboards! They are not white!” -Troom Troom, 2018
"5 minute crafts"
" Leave for *4 Days* "
:thinking:
*e x p o s e d*
🤔
XD
👍👍👍👍
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X
P
O
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YOU FORGOT THE BLUE EYED GIRL!!!!!! 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂
Christian L and blondie
Oh frick dang it
You mean Blue Eyes White Girl?
@@Alkarston blondie
MS SMITH
*"ItS nOt a MoUsE aNymOrE"*
th-cam.com/video/muq0TNB3FAI/w-d-xo.html
“Maybe I’m uncultured but I don’t have any millet lying around”
Bird owners:
Troom troom: If u don't like a black keyboard buy a new keyboard
5 min crafts : buy something and use it
five minute crafts is better i guess
Is your friend studying for finals? Does she keep on saying, "If I don't finish this, I'll lose EVERYTHING"? Well your in luck!
*Just buy this pillow, and she will never finish her work, and she will fail, EVERYTHING. She will lose what she has been waiting for, because of you.*
Now she will always talk to you!
I like this hack
*aRe YoU aSsUmInG mY fRiEnD's GeNdEr??*
Advertising 101
You need to lead the thing.
When you are so needy that you might actually consider this. Being needy is a real pain , tho
I remember when my parents told me that my fingers were going to eat me if I kept singing The Finger Family song. Memories!
Introducing the Jarvis Johnson cinematic universe:
Trying my best
Dying my best
Crying my best
Flying my best
Lying my best
Denying my best
Frying my best
Spying my best
Qualifying my best
Justifying my best
Identifying my best
Styling My Best
Mining my best
Buying my best
Lying my best
Cracking on my best
6:08 ”my friend keeps telling me to stop doing demonic rituals outside of their house it’s so annoying”
Clicked on an got an AD.. Satan is here..
Lol
“make sure to blink a often as possible!”
**proceeds to have eye seizures**
_in a black black city_
_you never know who wanders around here_
_it seems the keyboard lives a life of their own_
Ryde Mk
Racist
Roommates
Your friends
Detroit: keyboard
Vasyok Na Traktore
New York: flashy key board
Detroit: key board from 1967
London: so many buses and taxis
Detroit: roads just as bad as north korea
Hotel: trivago
Detroit: homeless
yeah true
sibren gaming no you
"It's time to get rid of bad thoughts! There is no war in Ba Sing Se!"
Not what I expected but what I needed
😂😂
Avatar reference
You are now my friend
It really works guys! I recently had a bad thought about those crazy rumors of 100 years war and then the Dai Li took me to have a vacation under Lake Laogai! It was totally awesome! My bad thoughts cleared up in no time! The Dai Li are so nice and I am so grateful of them for preserving our tradition. We are so lucky to have our walls to create orders. Remember, there is no war in Ba Sing Se! :)
@@dhiahayu3253 yeah man there are some pretty rude people saying there is but they're lying
* casually eats keyboard *
*”delicious.”*
your profile pic explains it
Dee-lich-eee-ou-s
@random idiot" Readhead stole her dad's keyboard, she and her best friend Blondie are going to injest it in the park! "
"First, fill a sock with bird food..." 🥴
“stop squinting and straining your eyes”
me: well it would help of y’all didn’t have that bright a$s background and bright colors T-T
Life Hacks Devolution:
-Useful Life Hacks
-Weird but useful Life Hacks
-Useless Life Hacks
-Weird Useless Life Hacks
-Sweetie don't go near that man
-Baby call the police
-Honey get the gun. NOW
-FBI! OPEN UP!
And then there's: Hans... get ze flammemverfen
-Gotta throw the whole world away now.
Hans get ze wex.
nobody:
Troom Troom: so I heard you guys liked manipulating your friends
"I'll take the mouse so she doesn't spy on me"
Track pad: Am I a joke to you
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
5 minute craft thumbnails: let’s teach kids how to eat glue
Yeah so step one: get some glue.
Step two: eat it!
alayna farmer correction:
1: go 2 store
2: open the glue
3: get used to the taste
4: put in mouth
5: chew
6: yummy yummy time
Troom Troom: Let teach theM to eat. SHIT. Epic music in backround
@@foopthehoop3103 they eat glitter? shiiet
And trick them into thinking discolored means to remove the coloring! Let's make these kids as dumb as possible!
8:12 HAHAHAHAHA “Is she not aware that every computer has a trackpad built into it?!” LMAO
Same!! How pathetic
I know! Troom troom is just terrible it needs logic to come to there place
*laptop
Notice the point of that clip was that her friend had her own stylish mouse to spy on her
woah no way mine is names daniel chang
And... Redhead.
"REDHEAD HAS A NOTEBOOK"
I have officially died of laughter.
everybody is invited to the funeral your welcome
We actually don't have names. That video is entirely accurate.
Gacha Brittany the blue eyed girl
Troom troom... has given a notebook to Redhead ! Redhead is free !
Am i invited to the funeral or nah?
RIP
12:03 why the f*** would you take your suitcase in the water lmfao
8:49 is the most racist thing ever. **Only white keyboards can make you type happy thoughts**
I’m sorry if I’m taking this too literally but it just crossed my mind and it hurt 🤣
Ireland yeah, I used to have a black keyboard, I could still type positive words. I now have a gaming keyboard because... why the heck not?
Thats what im thinking about
2:21 - You shouldn't plug LED without resistor into USB port. It will burn!
mmcblk05 studio finally a man of culture here.
220 ohm for that led on 5volts
WHAT SHE LEAVES WITH THE MOUSE AND TGE GIRL COMES OVER AND DECORATES AN ENTIRE NEW MOUSE INSTEAD OF USING THE KEYPAD WTH
1:47 “my mum is a dog, my dad is a banana, who am I?” Cracked me up 😂😂
8:30
troom troom :"Its a new computer fashion trend of 2018"
Me: "it will not be a trend ,sorry"
lau ra rgb
What
It's not a trend
It's racism
That could be my new shoe
Lol
Jarvis: What is Troom Troom?
I have a better question. *Why* is Troom Troom?
It a channel full of diy and life hack like 5-Minutes Craft they are similar channel
And how do I sit at a computer? Ahem, whatever happened to grammar, Troom-Troom?
When is troom troom
Aratrika Chakraborty where is troom troom?
where is troom troom?
I'll do you one better, who is troom troom?
I'll do you one better, WHY IS TROOM TROOM
(do you get it)
The "colorful patterns" part is actually stereograms, the one she's holding in the beginning is a camel (upside down), the one with a Mickey pattern is Winnie the Pooh (I think)... the way they talk about it is, indeed, super weird o.o'... but the patterns are actually something, not just simple patterns.
Humberto Oliveira
So it’s a code or something?
@@arandomuser9459 It's a 3D image that you can see by slightly crossing your eyes (not exactly that, but almost that). They were very popular in the 90s, specially with the release of the Magic Eye books. You can find some examples and how to see the hidden image by searching for stereogram on Google, or here: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Autostereogram. Seinfeld has a whole episode about this (and how Elaine can't see the 3D image in a stereogram, but everyone else can).
i think this video is just about how to stay in front of your computer forever watching their videos and not get tired of it, for example: "DOnT Go outSiDE"
Next thing you know 5-minute crafts is going to say your pencil is dull get a sharpener and sharpen it
Life hacks actually used to be a pretty legit genre. People would share things they picked up or figured out themselves to solve common issues and/or be more efficient. But they really evolved into garbage as they started trying to tap into algorithms. In fact, I wouldn't even call most of them life hacks nowadays as they are useless and basically just use that term for the algorithms. Even the very feel of them doesn't seem like something a human would make because of how nonsensical they are from the title down to the content itself. But I guess when you are humans just making videos in the way a bot wants to see them made, maybe you lose that sort of thinking or just don't care as long as it rakes in the money.
I watch your paper mario thousand year door series all the time. You are a good youtuber, keep it up!.
this is the best and most accurate comment on this video.
For instance: A good lifehack is how to coil your phone charger into a hammock if it doesn't reach the floor.
A bad lifehack is sticking a FRIGGIN' PEN INSIDE LITERALLY ANYTHING!
There are still channels with great life hacks, but the bogus ones are kind of drowning them out, which really sucks for people who don't know better.
I feel like someone, anyone, should help draw attention to the people who are doing it right.
PkGam crazy Russian hacker is the best life hacker