Facts Verse is a Very Bad YouTube Channel

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  • Facts verse is a channel that seemingly just copies the content of others and wraps it inside of low-effort videos for profit. There seems to be no editorializing, sourcing, or transformation of the original content whatsoever. Astonishingly, it still gets the facts wrong. Hopefully this video “edutains”; that is, educates and entertains.
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  • @cabbagehead3893
    @cabbagehead3893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9008

    "The coolest thing about Bulbasaur is that he has travelled to Mario Smash Bros."
    This is the worst sentence.

    • @soulsapper2559
      @soulsapper2559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +526

      Luigi squish sisters

    • @StormheartOfficial
      @StormheartOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

      Part of me died when I heard that

    • @thechubster3423
      @thechubster3423 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      super smash bros?

    • @felixroux
      @felixroux 4 ปีที่แล้ว +232

      @@thechubster3423 The video said 'Mario Smash Bros.'
      His comment literally says 'This is the worst sentence'.
      Come on.

    • @flubbedhydra8082
      @flubbedhydra8082 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@thechubster3423
      r/woooosh

  • @Ejiro__Kirishima
    @Ejiro__Kirishima 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2564

    I like to think the voice actor just knows how dumb the
    scripts are.

    • @yumikodazaiswaifu
      @yumikodazaiswaifu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Ur right kiri, that's probably what's happening

    • @macydunbar4506
      @macydunbar4506 3 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      I’d hope so, it wouldn’t be manly if they didn’t

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@macydunbar4506 what does that even mean

    • @yesnt4614
      @yesnt4614 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      fr i feel so bad for them
      also hi-

    • @Nicolas-sd4yk
      @Nicolas-sd4yk 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wait really? Huh, I didn’t know that. That’s cool :0

  • @dinosaurpolitician3663
    @dinosaurpolitician3663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6562

    I love that narrator. I know he doesn’t write the scripts but the way he was reading about Pokémon reminds me so much of somebody’s dad trying to be cool

    • @existenceisrelative
      @existenceisrelative 4 ปีที่แล้ว +361

      Darren Marlar is his name, and he does a half decent paranormal themed podcast called Weird Darkness.
      It verges on the incoherent on a semi-regular basis too, but that's part of the charm.

    • @lelandlabe5880
      @lelandlabe5880 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      You and your damn pokemans lol

    • @arandomseal4793
      @arandomseal4793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Simple Father well your farther from your birth and closer to your GRAVE

    • @nebulablob113
      @nebulablob113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      You know it’s some Pokémon kid’s parent when they pronounce caterpie like it’s spelled.

    • @therun9449
      @therun9449 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Excuse me, are you Aaron Burr, sir?
      Edit: Thanks for that lol

  • @sealogic4552
    @sealogic4552 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1098

    “Have you ever noticed USB drives embedded into walls and curbs?”
    No? What the fuck? I think I’m having a stroke.

    • @ahuffandapuff
      @ahuffandapuff 2 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      You’re not alone. I just want you to know that.

    • @aimmelee
      @aimmelee 2 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      that's actually a thing, they were used (or still are idk) to storage some shady softwares such as spyware, ransomware etc.
      so yeah, a really bad idea to connect your device to these lol

    • @Jchhocchiioc
      @Jchhocchiioc 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@aimmelee yea I think that it’s common sense that you’ll get a trojan from those lol

    • @G.A.C_Preserve
      @G.A.C_Preserve ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Jchhocchiiocand then you will get trolljan after that

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen wall plugs coming out of walls and really seriously debated charging my phone in them (it doesn't work, for those similarly curious)

  • @ThemeParkCrazy
    @ThemeParkCrazy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6515

    Well done Jarvis. Facts Verse is a truly disgusting channel. They made a goofy Top 10 video about "youngest mothers" where they do not take the subject seriously at all.

    • @Clay3613
      @Clay3613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      Wow, did not expect you guys here!

    • @jacksonplaysgames4612
      @jacksonplaysgames4612 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Love all your videos

    • @michaelwright1295
      @michaelwright1295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Wait you are here too. Well I'll be damned

    • @malewife6287
      @malewife6287 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      Michael Wright well I’ll be daaaaamned- Hamilton’s on your side

    • @ghostix.
      @ghostix. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      I watched that video and I thought they would have a more serious tone but nada,just the usual.

  • @glumibear
    @glumibear 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4135

    Are we sure facts verse isn’t just a big meme that’s been going on for years

    • @yellothemello7152
      @yellothemello7152 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Like your profile picture?

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Michael Jackson & Knuckles u mean urs?

    • @shaggiel3099
      @shaggiel3099 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Michael Jackson & Knuckles ok boomer

    • @yiohan9574
      @yiohan9574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@shaggiel3099 damn Bro get roasted mom jokes are always the best get roasted

  • @LaoonCow
    @LaoonCow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2351

    “They are very angry and always watchful”
    “They have a normal happiness level,”
    **Confused screaming**

    • @s_spiritstar
      @s_spiritstar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      “Their normal source of happiness comes from them being angry and always watchful”
      Yeah, sure.

    • @Oh_liv_ee_AY
      @Oh_liv_ee_AY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      THATS WHAT I SAID

    • @stephaniethebatter7975
      @stephaniethebatter7975 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      I think they meant that the Victreebel has the same happiness stat when caught as other Pokemon.

    • @AzharaSophie
      @AzharaSophie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Angry, happy and confused? I think that describes most people

    • @Slykie
      @Slykie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      As a Pokémon fan, I found that part insulting.

  • @H12457
    @H12457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2394

    Lets all try to have a normal happiness level...

  • @rafaelcervantes6201
    @rafaelcervantes6201 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3233

    Five things you didn’t know about pants:
    1 they were originally used as headwear
    2 they are the source of all evil
    3 they harbor souls
    4 they are Red Sox fans
    5 the FBI has hidden cameras in them to look at your crotch

    • @Vixxy_v
      @Vixxy_v 4 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      :0 ah yes now I shall use shorts

    • @endmysuffering7903
      @endmysuffering7903 4 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      wow I didn't know the FBI was so thirsty

    • @mixedexplosion3114
      @mixedexplosion3114 4 ปีที่แล้ว +87

      And now, the weather

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      The last one got me. Why am I laughing it isn't even that funny

    • @agents1738
      @agents1738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Theres nothing to see in my pants since my lil buddy is so small

  • @the_doorkno2237
    @the_doorkno2237 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3461

    So... I’m confused
    In one video, if you see a usb in a wall, you can use it to charge your computer but in another video, they say that if you see a usb in the wall, you should call the police

    • @Kakashkai
      @Kakashkai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

      Don't plug your computer in. It's a USB Killer or an instant virus.

    • @blakethememe3840
      @blakethememe3840 5 ปีที่แล้ว +396

      Charge your laptop, then call the police. Can't have anyone else taking up that extra power.

    • @jackkhaidav9811
      @jackkhaidav9811 5 ปีที่แล้ว +211

      Charge your computer while calling the police, duh

    • @leov4404
      @leov4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Your computer is dead, so you charge it with the usb and then you can Skype call the police

    • @gregmcgregginton574
      @gregmcgregginton574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Plug your computer first and then call the police.

  • @itslorn4400
    @itslorn4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5266

    If you find a loop on the back of your shirt RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

    • @notbismarck4181
      @notbismarck4181 5 ปีที่แล้ว +141

      AHHH NO MADER HOW FAST OR HOW LONG I RUN IT FOLLOWS ME!!!!!!

    • @toastiost
      @toastiost 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      'Hello police, yes there is a loop on the back of my shirt... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT AN EMERGENCY?! NO YOU CALM DOWN!!............ frik they hug up'

    • @itslorn4400
      @itslorn4400 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      @@toastiost 911: "Ma'am... 911 is for emergencies only... 🤨"
      CALLER: "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??!! THERE'S A FREAKING LOOP ON THE INSIDE OF MY SHIRT!!!" 😧😧😧😱

    • @trentonujig7453
      @trentonujig7453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      If you find air CALL THE POLICE

    • @maxdidathing1716
      @maxdidathing1716 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      *G O N E S E X U A L!*

  • @TheAlphaTeamPlays
    @TheAlphaTeamPlays 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3028

    Jarvis-Man: into the Facts-Verse

    • @Bananacatboi
      @Bananacatboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      😂

    • @aquagem4066
      @aquagem4066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yes

    • @nyxs_time_alone
      @nyxs_time_alone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      omg I would pay to see this movie 😂

    • @SonOfSaintDumas
      @SonOfSaintDumas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ironman

    • @phaeste
      @phaeste 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@SonOfSaintDumas it’s literally spider-man but k

  • @skylar4602
    @skylar4602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1469

    If you’re a criminal, call the police immediately!

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      A cannot call de police they are afta me
      What do a do

    • @magead
      @magead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@PieGrip call the army

    • @exammole4545
      @exammole4545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Dwi Susanta
      I heard that comment

    • @PieGrip
      @PieGrip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@magead a cannot call the armee they ar aftah mee too
      Wat do ah do

    • @doodledevore4374
      @doodledevore4374 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@PieGrip Call Nasa

  • @WebFloor
    @WebFloor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1528

    if someone calls the police RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

    • @claireborcherding2381
      @claireborcherding2381 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      then this turns in to an infinite loop

    • @jacobp.2024
      @jacobp.2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @moi. akin lagent so he'll pay me 90 dollars for returning you?

    • @ahmedmehri4618
      @ahmedmehri4618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol😂😂😂

    • @moskie6487
      @moskie6487 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Infine loop more lik onfinite list

    • @mmmmm4932
      @mmmmm4932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      shit, i called the police now i have they have to call them again

  • @sheridannagley7257
    @sheridannagley7257 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1139

    "The best part about Bulbasaur is that he traveled to Mario Smash Brothers and you can see him there."
    Who is getting paid to write this non sequitur garbage? No one at Facts Verse has ever picked up a copy of Pokemon OR Smash Bros.

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      BULBASAUR ISN'T EVEN PLAYABLE IN SMASH- *wheeze*

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spacebiker69420 what? Since when? What about Pokemon trainer?

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Facts verse didn’t even get the Pokémon right.
      It’s ivysaur in smash
      Not bulbasaur.

    • @spacebiker69420
      @spacebiker69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@chipskylark5500 He uses Ivysaur.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@spacebiker69420 I see.. thanks

  • @cheesyvin8078
    @cheesyvin8078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +672

    Everyone knows that the loop on the back of the shirt is for keeping your tiny katana in case you wanna role play.

  • @maloryna
    @maloryna 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3793

    10 Illegal Things You Do Everyday:
    -#1. Hanging your shirt up by the loop

    • @paro8215
      @paro8215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +163

      #2. Breathing.

    • @billieelishstan2208
      @billieelishstan2208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +144

      #4: going to school without an id

    • @lfctommy
      @lfctommy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +134

      #5 Wearing airpods for less than 10 minutes

    • @ultsppi9262
      @ultsppi9262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      #6 Going to the gym

    • @emmylewolf293
      @emmylewolf293 5 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      #7 commenting on videos

  • @Carolina-mh1nn
    @Carolina-mh1nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2763

    "you tie a tie. that's why it's called a tie"
    - Jarvis, 2018

    • @nickynekoon7559
      @nickynekoon7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      You can also tie a noose but it's not called a tie... ~even if both are made for the neck~

    • @Carolina-mh1nn
      @Carolina-mh1nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      yeah, but it still sounds funny
      and, anyway, a tie only can be tied...

    • @nickynekoon7559
      @nickynekoon7559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Carolina-mh1nn hm... Congrads brave soldier, you've defeaten me...

    • @dying_inside9827
      @dying_inside9827 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@nickynekoon7559 Very true

    • @Katragine
      @Katragine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@Carolina-mh1nn if you're persistent enough, a tie can be eaten 👍

  • @iluvchess14736
    @iluvchess14736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1847

    "Bulbasaur is not a frog!"
    Bulbapedia: Bulbasaur is based on a frog. In particular, its build and ears resemble the Beelzebufo, a large prehistoric frog.

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      His mistake was trusting the English name.

    • @jeremyheath9299
      @jeremyheath9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Leviathan oh...

    • @jeremyheath9299
      @jeremyheath9299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Leviathan I thought you did not know what is was. Sorry about that

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@jeremyheath9299 It was probably a joke about how the topic is about Bulbasaur and the website just so happens to be named after it.

    • @janNowa
      @janNowa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's exactly what I thought lol

  • @saoirseoceallaigh3387
    @saoirseoceallaigh3387 4 ปีที่แล้ว +551

    FactsVerse: The victreebel is not quite as dangerous as the pitcher plant
    Victreebel: Can learn hyper beam, sunny day and solar beam, giga drain, giga impact, power whip, and leaf storm

    • @arcticdino1650
      @arcticdino1650 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Is also big enough to swallow a human

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      To be fair, it doesn’t exist so it’s not as dangerous as the pitcher plant by default.

    • @isprismreal
      @isprismreal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Aahaha
      I laughed too hard at that

    • @Weegeecloneguy
      @Weegeecloneguy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      sunny day and solar beam? oh no

    • @kai_maceration
      @kai_maceration 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Is the facts verse production team made up of various insects...? That would honestly be *way* more adorable than the disappointing reality of content farms.

  • @KoopaCoop0
    @KoopaCoop0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1785

    The facts verse narrator sounds like he’s being held hostage and needs to read scripts to things he knows nothing about

    • @PeriapsisStudios2000
      @PeriapsisStudios2000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Because the broken English looks like poorly translated Russian, this could actually be a very real possibility.

    • @AbsoluteGorbSupreme
      @AbsoluteGorbSupreme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@PeriapsisStudios2000 probably Eastern Europe

    • @sampuffer8099
      @sampuffer8099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      10 scripts you do not know what they are

    • @MetrixGD
      @MetrixGD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It sounds like they were using those bots that read what you type

    • @TheWagonroast
      @TheWagonroast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Maybe he’s doing that intentionally because it’s true :0

  • @LaurenT3G
    @LaurenT3G 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5153

    Facts Verse...
    Bright Side...
    Troom Troom...
    5-Minute Crafts...
    Long ago, the four channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Troom Troom attacked.

    • @wyldegi
      @wyldegi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +262

      Lauren C. it all changed once 123 Go! came along.... * veitnam flashbacks *

    • @squibble311
      @squibble311 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Ans thats a story that actually happened

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      But I believe, Jarvis Johnson can save the world

    • @rme62
      @rme62 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      So groom groom doesnt like the other 3?

    • @bruh-bf7tn
      @bruh-bf7tn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@rme62 They are the fire nation of craft channels

  • @yumm186
    @yumm186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2866

    Most people make a taco and put shredded lettuce on the top.
    T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I put the lettuce on the bottom of the taco. Works much better

    • @crazynachos4230
      @crazynachos4230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      Most people breathe with their lungs
      T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

    • @bunnybunnz
      @bunnybunnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      *Y O U A R E A M I S T A K E*

    • @possums154
      @possums154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      @@crazynachos4230 I breathe with my appendix

    • @hellobye9178
      @hellobye9178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Yumm Together, we can stop this.

  • @slideshowEmma
    @slideshowEmma 4 ปีที่แล้ว +326

    As a fashion student I am enraged by that one dumbass video The loop is literally called a locker loop because you hang it in your locker. I’m exploding

  • @khaotikrypt
    @khaotikrypt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2919

    if you exist, call the police immediately!

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Doge wow that’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

    • @FuliCuddlesFangirl
      @FuliCuddlesFangirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      If you exist, dont worry your not alone

    • @puppypie
      @puppypie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      If you breathe, it’s already too late

    • @rach101
      @rach101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I did, they hung up. What do I do now?

    • @khaotikrypt
      @khaotikrypt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      idk

  • @DangerNoodleReads
    @DangerNoodleReads 4 ปีที่แล้ว +831

    “On to a million I guess?”
    1 year later
    *my time has come to pass*

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2914

    When Jarvis doesn’t realize that “tyre” is just how they spell “tire” in Britain.

    • @sarahscott3906
      @sarahscott3906 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Leviathan maybe not, that’s just where I learned it from.

    • @sneha1469
      @sneha1469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      Why is no one else talking about this...

    • @stashapistachio
      @stashapistachio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +231

      Right? I was upset - TYRE IS VALID JARVIS.
      But the image writer can’t be a native English speaker, frequent nonsense

    • @Thedamped
      @Thedamped 4 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      I don't know about that word in particular, but general the rest of the world outside of America uses British spelling, including non-English speaking countries.

    • @MK-ok6yp
      @MK-ok6yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@stashapistachio tyre isn't valid

  • @manologamerss5801
    @manologamerss5801 3 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    15:08 Reddit says stupid lie, Buzzfeed turns it into an article, FactsVerse turns it into a video.

  • @peanut_butter_wizard1213
    @peanut_butter_wizard1213 4 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    That mouse hole one was extremely dumb. The mouse hole was one of the darkest things in the painting, instant eye-catcher.

  • @stitches768
    @stitches768 4 ปีที่แล้ว +189

    10:27 For those that don't know, Baku are Yokai in Japanese mythology. Known to eat the dreams of other people and looking like a tapir which was thought to be a chimera type creature at that point in history, whenever that was. Hence Drowsee is based off of Baku.

    • @zeallust8542
      @zeallust8542 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I like how hes saying Pokemon that exist in real life, and instead of comparing it to Tapirs which exist, he compared it to a mythological creature. Good stuff. Whoever writes that channels scripts is on another planet

  • @user-st6hf9lf6e
    @user-st6hf9lf6e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    *I'm below the average happiness level*

    • @joekorbalsr5334
      @joekorbalsr5334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I stoke it haha

    • @joekorbalsr5334
      @joekorbalsr5334 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stole

    • @bluebean8543
      @bluebean8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You need some Della Dollars!
      That's an inside joke that some people may understand. If anyone gets it, my user should give away who I am. I don't know when the joke was started, but it's used among the 6th graders in our school as of 2019.

    • @28stonescones33
      @28stonescones33 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bluebean8543 wh

    • @bluebean8543
      @bluebean8543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@28stonescones33 It's an inside joke at my school in my grade.

  • @attackmoose3344
    @attackmoose3344 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    Did anyone else hear the "We have to go back Kate" as a reference to Lost.
    Or maybe its not IDK

    • @AirLight1646
      @AirLight1646 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Oh damn he liked your comment

    • @yellobanana6456
      @yellobanana6456 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THE LEADER

    • @VocalFox
      @VocalFox 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What time did he say that?? I missed it! Haha

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VocalFox It's when the souls of his first 100,000 subscribers are talking at the beginning.

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bababooey

  • @suttonavery8723
    @suttonavery8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +436

    As a long-time Pokemon fan, that video about, "Pokemon That Exist in Real Life" hurt me like lying on a bed of nails.

    • @cinnacakeart
      @cinnacakeart 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I feel you pal

    • @calicoCatkind
      @calicoCatkind 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I've layed on a bed of nails. It would hurt more to lay on one.

    • @OneAndOnlyDanky
      @OneAndOnlyDanky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Sutton Avery As a long time Smash fan, that "Mario Smash Brothers" scene hurt like a brick being smashed over my head

    • @dapepo7407
      @dapepo7407 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      same 😔

    • @Wormy2005
      @Wormy2005 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @lifeasanobodytheworstanima2880
    @lifeasanobodytheworstanima2880 5 ปีที่แล้ว +516

    Tyres is the British spelling of tires
    But I know Jarvis is trying his best
    Love your vids

    • @t-shades7148
      @t-shades7148 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was going to comment this, but then I decided to make sure no one else had either

    • @millie649
      @millie649 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      As someone British, I just spell it tires

    • @hollyhartwick3832
      @hollyhartwick3832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      True on both counts. Amusing videos and about the spelling of tyres. As a native Brit, I always get a bit put out when Americans say our spellings are wrong. Yeah... we only invented the English language. It’s in the name.

    • @HerHollyness
      @HerHollyness 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ahem. Not just ‘British’ but ‘every other English-speaking country that is not America’.

    • @oxfordcommaisthegreatest
      @oxfordcommaisthegreatest 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HerHollyness
      We spell it "tires" in Canada.

  • @gaysquirrel5486
    @gaysquirrel5486 5 ปีที่แล้ว +538

    do you notice how in the pokemon video, factsverse just steals a bunch of art off of google 👌

    • @cowboyanxiety
      @cowboyanxiety 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ikr do they even credit the artists in the description?? like. ok facts verse. cool

    • @colorbar.s
      @colorbar.s 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Luckily we have the copyright email even though they definitely won't do anything lmao

    • @TemmiePlays
      @TemmiePlays 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bootlegscarce0844 but if you don't upload using the creative commons attribution it's...🤔

    • @ignoremelol2576
      @ignoremelol2576 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikr

  • @MF-R
    @MF-R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    Jarvis, I'm totally feeling your rage over that blatant ignorance towards Pokémon. It was painful and offensive.

  • @HeadlessPizza37
    @HeadlessPizza37 4 ปีที่แล้ว +814

    When he said “Billioin” I lost it

  • @AngTheHunter
    @AngTheHunter 6 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    When u plug your computer into a USB on the wall u get computer hacks not life hacks

  • @thegovenor6166
    @thegovenor6166 5 ปีที่แล้ว +753

    If you find oxygen in the atmosphere, run and call the police!

    • @jimoanscrumb
      @jimoanscrumb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      O no

    • @sillycatgaming1234
      @sillycatgaming1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The Govenor once I found oxygen in the atmosphere

    • @johnnycage14
      @johnnycage14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh shit

    • @RBatman5000
      @RBatman5000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@sillycatgaming1234, did you call the police?

    • @sillycatgaming1234
      @sillycatgaming1234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      RedAwesomeBatman 5000 yeh but THEY DIDNT EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Baconator96
    @Baconator96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    The idea that youtube plaques are made out of the compressed souls of the people that had subbed to that point is an absolute chef kiss from me.

  • @carlyhamilton7167
    @carlyhamilton7167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

    "If you want a Magikarp to evolve into something useful, you will have to catch thousands" ... when did that video come out again? Was Pokemon Go already a thing?

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Carly Hamilton call me an uncultured swine but how exactly do you evolve a level 10 Magikarp?

    • @frostycarrot1803
      @frostycarrot1803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Raul Philip Goco you switch train it until level 20 when it evolves

    • @raulphilipgoco403
      @raulphilipgoco403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Just A Dead Meme, Floating In The Cosmos aight, thanks man

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@frostycarrot1803 level 21*

    • @underscorekay
      @underscorekay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s not even right in Pokémon go. You need less than 200 magikarps, since you get 3 candies per magikarp.

  • @mellowfellow2434
    @mellowfellow2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    2:38 That's a USB dead drop. Plug your laptop in at your own risk. It's a way for the public to share files, _and viruses._

    • @Nicord79
      @Nicord79 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      And maybe a USB killer...

    • @nesssssssaaah
      @nesssssssaaah 6 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@Nicord79 Imma get my engineering degree just for this

    • @Uzumachii
      @Uzumachii 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I actually learned it from The Bright Side lol

    • @jackvonduck
      @jackvonduck 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Or *porn*

    • @mellowfellow2434
      @mellowfellow2434 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      *RedNovaPlayz* haha...
      _No._
      I learnt it from the internet itself.

  • @fletcher4098
    @fletcher4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    Who else noticed that in the thumbnail the “bulb” on that fake frog is just a green onion.

    • @vidols1718
      @vidols1718 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      GetUrKidsVaxxed
      it’s supposed to be a Bulbasaur

    • @fletcher4098
      @fletcher4098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Post Malone uhh yeah that was the point.... but it turned out bad

    • @Anestheticcritera
      @Anestheticcritera 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah

    • @limin4839
      @limin4839 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GetUrKidsVaxxed omfg that’s a FUCKING GARLIC BULB I can’t believe you’ve done this

    • @tanjesus420
      @tanjesus420 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vidols1718 wooosh

  • @MaddyBlu9724
    @MaddyBlu9724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    They removed the loop on the back of their shirts when they started dating a girl exclusively? ... So if they ever broke up they would just have to replace all their shirts?

  • @crabsapple8173
    @crabsapple8173 5 ปีที่แล้ว +463

    “The victreebel isn’t as dangerous as the real plant”
    *are you sure about that*

    • @TheFuri0uswc
      @TheFuri0uswc 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean it's a 5 feet tall plant than can move around on it's own.

    • @giran4914
      @giran4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      TheFuriouswc that can spit acid at will

    • @haha-lj5sq
      @haha-lj5sq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      victreebel literally secretes ACID

    • @ouuugghhh...
      @ouuugghhh... 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *Flashbacks to My Water Pokémon Dying*

    • @suttonavery8723
      @suttonavery8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      It can yeet razor-sharp leaves in your direction, is big enough for a child to fit into its maw, is filled with gastrointestinal acid, can move from place to place with ease, can splash toxins onto you and your Pokemon's faces, and, above all else, is widely distributed throughout many regions.
      Yeah, I'd give Victreebell a hug, but the REAL pitcher plant? *Burn It Into Cinders.*

  • @wokesloth
    @wokesloth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +944

    Pokemon fans are dying inside at this very moment.

    • @ozioni2553
      @ozioni2553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      because Jarvis is wrong T-T

    • @giran4914
      @giran4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      dude, I’m dying inside _at any moment._

    • @Cronclers
      @Cronclers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Is your profile pic a shiny?

    • @Etlis
      @Etlis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BurntSun idk why but I’m laughing so hard

    • @bkachu98
      @bkachu98 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same

  • @brett6816
    @brett6816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +524

    I'm sorry. I have no clue why "even the train is suspect" killed me

    • @farateq
      @farateq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ngl train sus

    • @crimzy4375
      @crimzy4375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      tRAiN sUs

    • @laramohammed9642
      @laramohammed9642 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When the train is sus

    • @thetruejohnny3409
      @thetruejohnny3409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@laramohammed9642 sussy!

    • @lilalovesu3373
      @lilalovesu3373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@laramohammed9642 like the imposter from amangus

  • @diamondsx87
    @diamondsx87 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    Jarvis: "How did you misspell tires?"
    British people: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

    • @quetzowood8287
      @quetzowood8287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@lorettadunne210 THEYRE STILL TYRES

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      british people: Tally ho pip pip and bernard's your uncle

    • @ussinussinongawd516
      @ussinussinongawd516 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial americans: sorry im overweight and choking to death.

    • @SieMiezekatze
      @SieMiezekatze 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Isn't it Tires just in American English pretty sure is Tyres everywhere else

  • @epiczombieslayer4444
    @epiczombieslayer4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    If you call the police, Call the police immediately!

    • @mostercat1375
      @mostercat1375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      if you see a copied comment, run and call the police immediately!

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Makes sense

    • @octolxly7796
      @octolxly7796 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't steal meh potaties called a joke

    • @samirag7515
      @samirag7515 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Joslyn Fox and Adore Delano Fan 4 your LIFE/LEGACY I liked your comment because of your name

  • @0views679
    @0views679 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

    The usb sticking put of walls are computer glory holes filled

  • @anonymous21yearsago88
    @anonymous21yearsago88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +576

    Nobody:
    Facts Verse: Plug your laptop into a USB drive embedded inside a wall!

    • @lucid_kms
      @lucid_kms 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Anonymous • 21 years ago Facts Verse : ThAt SeEmS lIkE sUcH a GrEaT wAy To AvOiD vIrUsEs!

    • @mafic3351
      @mafic3351 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      The 21 years ago caught my eye.

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Chris Lynch Apparently you don't know how to use a keyboard or a unicode table either.
      Typing =\= "Hacks"

    • @mergieismoronic
      @mergieismoronic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's an amazing idea! I plugged my laptop into a usb stick imbedded into the wall and it installed Mario Smash Bros for free!!!

    • @BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz
      @BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm really stupid I actually thought he found a way to make it say 21 years ago

  • @shadowscribbles9078
    @shadowscribbles9078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

    Yes, take your computer and walk to the nearest coffee shop. Then plug in that computer into a random USB that you found in the wall. This is TOTALLY not a dumb idea!

  • @Isabella-bq4ut
    @Isabella-bq4ut 4 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    The narrator sounds like the fitness gram pacer guy lol

    • @horse_stan6007
      @horse_stan6007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      This brought back memories.

    • @kerrybarneyiii1202
      @kerrybarneyiii1202 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Fitnessgram could absolutely hire that guy for his voice; that might make the pacer more interesting just because it would be funny

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      *T H E F I T N E S S G R A M P A C E R T E S T-*

    • @rain8412
      @rain8412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Aha! A lead! I’m still hunting that bastard for his crimes against humanity.

    • @acek2016
      @acek2016 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      DJgamerX 11 *ptsd*

  • @officerspider7996
    @officerspider7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +704

    If you have Teeth...
    *CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY*

    • @SK1ES0
      @SK1ES0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      GentlemanSpider 😂

    • @officerspider7996
      @officerspider7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      TimAlmo Hey listen man it is scientifically known that Teeth cause Death!

    • @peepeepoopoo2219
      @peepeepoopoo2219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      *what if i don’t have teeth?*

    • @officerspider7996
      @officerspider7996 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pee pee Poo poo then it’s too late

    • @user-sw1qw9yi5e
      @user-sw1qw9yi5e 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      **calling 112**

  • @LuxuriantPerception
    @LuxuriantPerception 5 ปีที่แล้ว +364

    5:43 "Tyre" is a British colloquial way of spelling "tire" as to be distinct from other meanings of the word, much like check/cheque or story/storey.

    • @vasileny.6374
      @vasileny.6374 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      It's not colloquial at all, it's the standard spelling in British English.

    • @kirin1230
      @kirin1230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@vasileny.6374 In basically every version of English except American.

    • @hexakiro5623
      @hexakiro5623 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean they could be originally in Britain but I can’t find find any proof against or with your statement

    • @fredisgay3660
      @fredisgay3660 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      This is why I wish I lived in Canada or something bc spelling makes fucking sense

    • @giran4914
      @giran4914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Cookie ‘MERICA HECK YEAAAAHHHHH

  • @ellacarbery1488
    @ellacarbery1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    That Pokémon video sounds like the how a video sounds when you’re falling asleep

  • @gunter3543
    @gunter3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +374

    If you fall asleep
    RUN AWAY AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

    • @margaretrodgers5076
      @margaretrodgers5076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @gunter3543
      @gunter3543 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      um hi please stop reading this nie no no no don’t call the police NOW

    • @yeminine348
      @yeminine348 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Are you sure you have energy? AP? Stamina?

    • @roadrollarequiem8560
      @roadrollarequiem8560 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      how do you call the po po if you've fallen asleep?

  • @TaranVH
    @TaranVH 6 ปีที่แล้ว +384

    when you punch in, try to maintain eye trace. That is, keep the part of the image that the viewer is looking at... in the same spot.
    If you really want for that thing to be in the center of the screen, you can still maintain eye trace by using an animated zoom. Eased, of course.

    • @jarvis
      @jarvis  6 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Yeah I should really think about this more, though sometime I don’t maintain the trace on purpose

    • @liamorm2436
      @liamorm2436 6 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Damn it Taran!

    • @nellelongfield9456
      @nellelongfield9456 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wat.

    • @localcrackhead2904
      @localcrackhead2904 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Taran stop watching TH-cam at work

    • @micahwagoner6114
      @micahwagoner6114 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Taren ! I'm a huge fan!!! Please respond! It would make my day!

  • @contentbot2.9
    @contentbot2.9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    Therapist: Jarvis, Chad Horse isn’t real, and he can’t hurt you.
    Chad Horse from the facts verse thumbnail:

    • @---ng7ke
      @---ng7ke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Pls help he’s coming to get me. He’s going to attack me, he’s tracking me.
      Help.

    • @nathankelly2218
      @nathankelly2218 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      NEIGH

    • @monolithsyndrome
      @monolithsyndrome 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      this is incredible because so many people know what you're talking about, it's great

  • @Vinegarrehottie
    @Vinegarrehottie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +258

    "Pokemon in real life"
    That's a frog with a an onion on it's back.

    • @kronosrogers1182
      @kronosrogers1182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I just got the best art idea anyone has ever had-

    • @rickib7075
      @rickib7075 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And what is bulbasaur ? Lol

    • @Vinegarrehottie
      @Vinegarrehottie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@rickib7075 congrats you just missed the joke

    • @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial
      @Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@rickib7075 bulbasaur is joe

    • @xunkempt
      @xunkempt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 🤨

  • @stoopiosproductions3130
    @stoopiosproductions3130 5 ปีที่แล้ว +221

    Jarvis: into the facts-verse

  • @neerjatripathi2889
    @neerjatripathi2889 6 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    The Pokemon descriptions sounded like me making my project at the last minute....

    • @RebuUber
      @RebuUber 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ahaahaahahaa

    • @mopbuckets4734
      @mopbuckets4734 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Frenxy ahahahaaha.

  • @Driver22845
    @Driver22845 6 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    Im concerned about his Bugatti veyron pronunciations

    • @brandonchan5387
      @brandonchan5387 6 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm worried about getting worried.
      Now I'm getting infinitely more worried by the second.

    • @ryuzaki7.62
      @ryuzaki7.62 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Gel Vincent What About Yours 😂👌

    • @penisman69420
      @penisman69420 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Brandon Chan when you have no anxiety but having no anxiety gives you anxiety

    • @minorex123
      @minorex123 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'm concerned that he didn't know that tyres is spelled differently in England.

    • @clementj
      @clementj 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm more concerned that he thought 'tyres' is misspelt (and yes, this is how we spell this word too).

  • @vesperfromtheinternet5588
    @vesperfromtheinternet5588 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    thank u so much for not even showing the gross thumbnails, i seriously appreciate that a lot

  • @shawnconway6009
    @shawnconway6009 4 ปีที่แล้ว +309

    Based on his reading, I'm imagining that these videos are scripted by someone who doesn't speak english as a first language and yet demands their scripts are read verbatim.

    • @sensarmy
      @sensarmy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr

    • @BlakeHall1
      @BlakeHall1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Like Troom Troom and 123 Go, but quite a bit worse.

    • @npola3713
      @npola3713 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Do you mean facts verse or Jarvis?

  • @tsusmildrides4937
    @tsusmildrides4937 5 ปีที่แล้ว +214

    Them: Victreebel is not as dangerous as the plant.
    Victreebel's pokedex entry: I would like to have a word.

  • @stopmotionstupidity2440
    @stopmotionstupidity2440 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When they were talking about Victribell's high attack and low defense level, I think they meant his base stats. I'm not going to look at a chart to find out if they are right, but I get what they were going for

    • @thatoneinternetguy9258
      @thatoneinternetguy9258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      They were kinda right, victreebel has 105 attack and 65 defense

  • @aromaladyellie
    @aromaladyellie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

    Bulbasaur is supposed to be a frog according to the creators, so he was actually correct. It is called Fushigidane in Japanese, and makes no reference to what it is based on except the bulb on its back.

    • @sugartea8929
      @sugartea8929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He might of meant that they were wrong in saying he was inspired by a frog which is an amphibian but saying bulbsaur is a reptile, since many people would assume a frog is a reptile.

    • @aromaladyellie
      @aromaladyellie 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      ArtDeku ArtDeku considering how many people think Bulbasaur is a dinosaur? I don’t think so. Bulbasaur being based on a frog isn’t that well known, even though it’s pretty obvious. You tell people and they go “no he’s a lizard. He’s called BulbaSAUR! He’s a dinosaur! All the grass starters are based on extinct animals!”

    • @sugartea8929
      @sugartea8929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aromaladyellie I honestly thought he was a dinosaur as well, I just meant he was correcting them in a frog being an Amphibian not a reptile ^^, but that's a cool fact and the frog actually looks pretty cool.

  • @weim1643
    @weim1643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    Facts Verse: low production quality, bad facts
    Bright Side: high protection quality, bad facts, awful things
    5-minute crafts: really bad crafts, stupidity
    Troom Troom: Narratives, voice over, bad life hacks

    • @jasminetran8308
      @jasminetran8308 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      weim1643 mix it all together and you got *TH-cam*

    • @lavashu1916
      @lavashu1916 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      weim1643 the only good ones are oversimplified and infographics show

    • @gummy7152
      @gummy7152 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jasminetran8308 how?

    • @sujadehlers8492
      @sujadehlers8492 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      #true

    • @thegeneralist5279
      @thegeneralist5279 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      weim1643 The four horsechannels of the TH-cam apocalypse.

  • @lolbit_epic
    @lolbit_epic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    Did they seriously call HP( health points) HAPPINESS

    • @Benseer
      @Benseer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Kinda reminds me of the undertale flowey "tutorial" but stupid.

    • @ElysianAura
      @ElysianAura 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I thought they were talking about the stat that some Pokemon evolve from, like Riolu or Pichu, granted it still would make absolutely no sense.

    • @rudymartin8583
      @rudymartin8583 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think you finally figured out what the hell they were talking about

    • @latishathefox
      @latishathefox 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i think they're talking about the pokemon stat happiness

    • @door-chan
      @door-chan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@latishathefox That's called friendship, but the sentence still makes no sense even if you say it like that

  • @TempestinBlue
    @TempestinBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    If you work in a restaurant, the loop on the back of a shirt is for your coworkers to prank you, by seeing how many spoons they can get into the loop and how long you’ll wear them around without noticing.

  • @veronicat3932
    @veronicat3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1071

    "tyre" is the UK spelling. "tire" is the spelling used primarily in Canada and US.

    • @igorujazdowski6914
      @igorujazdowski6914 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It Isn't Like That For The UK xD

    • @garin8529
      @garin8529 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@igorujazdowski6914 Yes it is

    • @halfestevan1
      @halfestevan1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      So like he said in the video, it was spelled wrong. Silly kid.

    • @veronicat3932
      @veronicat3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@halfestevan1 all you gotta do to verify is google it. I'm not from the UK but that spelling is littered through out British literature. It is a common British English spelling, whether everyone in 2019 uses it or not.

    • @veronicat3932
      @veronicat3932 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@igorujazdowski6914 all you gotta do to verify is google it. I'm not from the UK but that spelling is littered through out British literature. It is a common British English spelling, whether everyone in 2019 uses it or not.

  • @madeindame
    @madeindame 6 ปีที่แล้ว +686

    Thank you! I remember when facts verse was educational and really shared interesting facts, now it's just unoriginal content and stories.

    • @umt6429
      @umt6429 6 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Unfortunately TH-cam algorithm is such that content creators will get penalised for gaps in between content so people who take thier time and maybe don't put out less but higher quality content don't get popular.
      When they saw they could make more money making worse content that's probably where the change happens. It's why we have so many vloggers. Regular content

    • @mdjnuggett1098
      @mdjnuggett1098 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      me to I remember those times

    • @MonsterProblems
      @MonsterProblems 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When was it EVER educational

    • @gailhay5867
      @gailhay5867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Avocado Sauce I just realized facts verse was made on my birthday

    • @gailhay5867
      @gailhay5867 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Oh nvm it was made in sept 17

  • @amberleewoodhouse5817
    @amberleewoodhouse5817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +237

    I'm so glad I discovered your channel! I love it

  • @Vesryn215
    @Vesryn215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    “How do you misspell tyres tho?”
    But they didn’t... I’m so confused

    • @Vesryn215
      @Vesryn215 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Leviathan lol yep that’s 1am for you

    • @michaelgoldsmith6615
      @michaelgoldsmith6615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      In america, it's spelled 'tires' everywhere else, it's spelled 'tyres'
      Just some classic MURICAness

    • @Sheel443
      @Sheel443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@michaelgoldsmith6615 MURICAN lmao America is wierd

    • @asmrtpop2676
      @asmrtpop2676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelgoldsmith6615 canada spells it tire too. Canadian Tire.

    • @greenbeans9033
      @greenbeans9033 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wait it’s not spelt with an “i” everywhere??? Why wtf

  • @user-wk1bf3ni1c
    @user-wk1bf3ni1c 6 ปีที่แล้ว +391

    2:31 how to kill/torture viruses from your USB

  • @inafridge8573
    @inafridge8573 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    When he was a toddler, my younger cousin called Smash 64 "Mario Smash" because Mario is the focal point of the cartridge art

  • @TheGreekGeekMovieReviews
    @TheGreekGeekMovieReviews 6 ปีที่แล้ว +433

    The Pokemon video brought out a rage in me that I didn't know existed

    • @brianli6562
      @brianli6562 6 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Really? It only onbliterated half of my brain cells due to them explaining that victreebel is less dangerous in pokemon than in real life in a video where they were supposed to be focusing on the *reallife* aspect

    • @arytho2113
      @arytho2113 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Number -2 sunflora sunflora is based off of a fish called the koi

    • @edwardallen9919
      @edwardallen9919 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Pokemon video was just like shitpost central I've seen it it was just dumb to a u had to try point.

    • @hanak2798
      @hanak2798 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Top 10 RAGES you won't BELIEVE existed!!

    • @lizpicachuanimations7446
      @lizpicachuanimations7446 6 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Btw the catching 100s of magicarp only applies to pokemon go, they are so stupid.

  • @Saturnlock
    @Saturnlock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Literally the very next video in my recommended was a by factsverse, titled, "Remember Him This Is Why He's No Longer An Actor." Which, first of all, I don't, second of all, grammar and syntax.

  • @ali-jh7uh
    @ali-jh7uh 6 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    Why did you trap my soul in that box!? That's messed up!!!

  • @sarahfrench113
    @sarahfrench113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +542

    That Pokémon video sounds like when I'm trying to finish an essay at 3am, the night before it's due. 😂

  • @EveEvernight
    @EveEvernight 6 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    These vids are actually really funny to me, like the way you approach the roasting of these channels without actually hardcore roasting them is just so entertaining. I genuinely get a little excited each time one pops up and i wasnt expecting it.

    • @incap1ble893
      @incap1ble893 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      lol

    • @venomwolf8362
      @venomwolf8362 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      These vida are trah he is making money by making fun of people who so actual work so he should put himself on there

    • @whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096
      @whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@venomwolf8362 and plus this guy is way more entertaining than the channels he talks about!

    • @whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096
      @whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096 6 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@venomwolf8362 plus u need better English skills! u didn't even spell "trash" right!😂

    • @rinaharmeet
      @rinaharmeet 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@venomwolf8362 r/woooosh

  • @zachhenry1718
    @zachhenry1718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I'm here to say that I went to Tokyo because this video and the picture of the city was definitely not there. I asked my family and they all laughed.

  • @effeffiagonalick5078
    @effeffiagonalick5078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    Nobody:
    Facts Verse video titles: Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 😱😤😳

    • @splaychunk1495
      @splaychunk1495 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      No, I can actually understand this

    • @thecatapultdio4717
      @thecatapultdio4717 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can understand this.

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh... no, 23

    • @BirbBoiYT
      @BirbBoiYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What's a stroke

    • @porkquad
      @porkquad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@BirbBoiYT you asking for a real answer or are you just joking

  • @Benr0415
    @Benr0415 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    Shirt vs pen who will win
    You guessed it! It’s the shirt

    •  5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Flip Flap I guessed pen but then okay

    • @neobro234
      @neobro234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      RandomMan _ pen could puncture the shirt short looses

    • @doorbladder5735
      @doorbladder5735 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What? I thought the number 5 would win! This is rigged!

    • @darceyfran8272
      @darceyfran8272 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      you fools, the answer is my boyfriend is my dad

    • @AZ-bc7wd
      @AZ-bc7wd 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      The shirt can suffocate the pen.

  • @winterkrash
    @winterkrash 5 ปีที่แล้ว +107

    Tyre is how they spell it mostly outside North America.

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i.e the right way

    • @SpeedyJohnson27
      @SpeedyJohnson27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ha, 69 likes nice

    • @SpeedyJohnson27
      @SpeedyJohnson27 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I was the 70th, ha

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@airqx2808 There is no right way. Its called dialect.

    • @slow_hunter_
      @slow_hunter_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@therealslimshitty5186 no there *is* a right way to spell it. It is changed in America because............. exactly. No fucking reason.

  • @mossytime349
    @mossytime349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    "Billioin" I'm still laughing

  • @8bitadamantium306
    @8bitadamantium306 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

    Tyre is how you spell it in Australia

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait hello I'm an Australian I've always spelled it tires
      My LiFe iS a LiE

    • @innateclue
      @innateclue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes

    • @mythicalviletz6666
      @mythicalviletz6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bonllora ! What state are you :p?

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mythicãl Viøletz
      Victoria how about you? (sorry I’m assuming your Australian)

    • @mythicalviletz6666
      @mythicalviletz6666 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bonllora ! Weird, I live in Victoria but I say “tyre”

  • @sqsu
    @sqsu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +263

    What flavor would you like your pie?
    Caterpie

  • @zachcreighton954
    @zachcreighton954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1468

    “Tires” is actually spelled “tyres” in different places, JARVIS
    Edit:oke

    • @epicgamer4090
      @epicgamer4090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      Jarvis is trying his best

    • @Sunkgazelle
      @Sunkgazelle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      British english speakers:
      Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      @@Sunkgazelle everyone speaks proper English besides the Americans. That's why everyone says aluminium except for the Americans.

    • @voidofspaceandtime4684
      @voidofspaceandtime4684 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@HappyLarry. but literally the original word was aluminum. Someone thought that aluminium sounded more proper.

    • @HappyLarry.
      @HappyLarry. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@voidofspaceandtime4684 it was actually original named alumium, so why don't you use that hmm? If you're so focused on how it was originally spelt, you should use it that way. You know how long it was called aluminum? Less than 4 years. It was amended for the second time to aluminium because it made sense when considering other elements like helium, lithium, beryllium, magnesium, potassium, sodium, need I go on?

  • @ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount
    @ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    As a huge Pokémon nerd that one video was painful to watch

  • @VegasLounge
    @VegasLounge 5 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    The narrator is giving me strong Dan Aykroyd vibes. I halfway expected him to start going on about crystal skulls.

    • @ChetnaSuthar
      @ChetnaSuthar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      VegasLounge vodka!!!!!!! Dan

  • @ate-leftnocrums
    @ate-leftnocrums 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    If you call the police, CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      KAZUMA-SAN!!!

  • @moneyaccount9775
    @moneyaccount9775 6 ปีที่แล้ว +67

    At 7:00 its written "10 things you did not know WHAT THEY ARE" and he said "10 things you did not know THE USE OF"

    • @masomirmanic3771
      @masomirmanic3771 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Crush "what it is" and "what the use is" is completely different.
      Take this for example:
      What it is: That's a hole on a pen
      What the use is: the hole on the pen is to make sure it doesn't explode in your pocket

  • @fatesinker
    @fatesinker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    oh god i can still remember watching this
    i remember seeing that pepsi one, commenting about it on another fact verse video, and got really scared about the possibility that people hate me now because i posted a 'fact' from another video

  • @kaywantsfood
    @kaywantsfood 5 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Mario smash brothers"
    Me: *is now in p h y s i c a l pain*

    • @mariobros2169
      @mariobros2169 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Luigi: *confused screaming*

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    The Pokémon video gave me a heart attack out of frustration, holy shit
    *Mario Smash Brothers*

    • @JozlynMoon
      @JozlynMoon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Karatesan :v *i n h a l e s*
      N o b a d

    • @ayyimyou546
      @ayyimyou546 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      As a Nintendo fan, that hurt me.

    • @ashwinsarma1272
      @ashwinsarma1272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ivysaur is in the game not bulbasaur, right?

    • @ayyimyou546
      @ayyimyou546 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ashwin Sarma correct. And even then he’s been in only two ssb titles!

    • @cesargonzalez40
      @cesargonzalez40 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yo wanna go to my house and play mario smash brothers my favorite is Bulbasaur

  • @MeredithMacArthur
    @MeredithMacArthur 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I have a whole new respect for the Fact Verse voice actor after watching this. The scripts he as to read have such poor gramer and childlike sentence structure that only a talented professional could make them sound anything close to natural, American English speaking! (I hope I expressed that well enough....)

  • @andrewollmann304
    @andrewollmann304 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    10:20 I can kinda explain this one. A lotta pokémon are based on yōkai, supernatural beings in Japanese folklore. One such yōkai is the baku (BAH-koo, not bah-KOO). In turn, this yōkai was based on the tapirs of South America. The baku had a habit of eating people’s dreams, which is why “Dream Eater” is one of Drowzee’s attacks.

  • @actuallystuff
    @actuallystuff 6 ปีที่แล้ว +135

    *You have joined the game*
    *Facts Verse has joined the game*
    Facts Verse: You can download your house by putting your usb in a power outlet and you can also copy it wherever you want!
    *You have left the game*

    • @betterert
      @betterert 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      can you tell me how to get more ram?

    • @hopegoat35
      @hopegoat35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shove a sheep into your laptop to gain more ram

    • @hopegoat35
      @hopegoat35 6 ปีที่แล้ว

      betterert ert Shove a sheep into your laptop to gain more ram