The Worst Animated Stories On Youtube (My Story Animated)

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  • @jarvis
    @jarvis  5 ปีที่แล้ว +29529

    whats up coolvampires

    • @WhiteOut-
      @WhiteOut- 5 ปีที่แล้ว +468

      *Helli Jarvis!*

    • @subzero.5725
      @subzero.5725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      hey jaravis you big stink haaha

    • @rebeccal9234
      @rebeccal9234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      Hi Jarvis!!

    • @junoc3263
      @junoc3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +453

      Please don't call unnamed fanbase that

    • @nbabackcourtmedia
      @nbabackcourtmedia 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Jarvis Johnson wassup G

  • @alexbennet4195
    @alexbennet4195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3493

    STEP 1: Set up secret fake vampire cult
    STEP 2: Force new recruits to sleep in a coffin
    STEP 3: ???
    STEP 4: PROFIT

    • @raccoon3271
      @raccoon3271 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Like the Underpants Gnomes from South Park.

    • @catwetterau8273
      @catwetterau8273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Make them hand over their wallets before they let you out

    • @CaliCosmicGal
      @CaliCosmicGal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Isn’t this Call me Kevin’s Sims 4 series?

    • @Lucifersfursona
      @Lucifersfursona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Me forcing myself to meditate by making it fun like

    • @mollykircher3104
      @mollykircher3104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sleeping in a coffin is the best dude

  • @spudtasticsalad3668
    @spudtasticsalad3668 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9698

    "I am embarrassingly rich" "i am TOO pretty" *DJ KHALED suffering from success*

  • @proffesionalbusiness3743
    @proffesionalbusiness3743 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3374

    'I have slightly pointy teeth'
    They're called your canines hun

  • @inkystars19
    @inkystars19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2009

    That girl who tells the "truth" was literally a bully and spread lies, her mom had every right to stop her as a kid.

    • @cinnabonbon
      @cinnabonbon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      I mean i can understand her telling someone else their hat looks like a nest if she was like 5 and couldn’t tell she was being mad, but her lying about someone cheating is just straight up bully material

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@cinnabonbon exactly

    • @mangrovian1109
      @mangrovian1109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Yeah and they teaching these lessons to kids 😬

    • @Bobo-Nose
      @Bobo-Nose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mangrovian1109 Didn't they say in the beginning that the story is based on people learning the wrong lessons, pretty sure they *want* them to know the moral is wrong.

    • @rattersworld1016
      @rattersworld1016 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. WTF.

  • @ardosplays3584
    @ardosplays3584 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3865

    i love how the moral of the story is like " dont tell anybody your secrets because there's a chance they could be an honest person and tell everyone your crime for you to face what you deserve"

  • @rpgkingx3629
    @rpgkingx3629 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3238

    Zara: “I do have pointy teeth.”
    Also Zara: *shows flat teeth on the drawing*

    • @hongxiuquan69
      @hongxiuquan69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Animators.

    • @tristasayers1516
      @tristasayers1516 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      “I have slightly pointy teeth”
      Me: yeah they’re called canines

    • @idontposthereanymore5881
      @idontposthereanymore5881 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @Dew Vulpeus i hate the fact i know exactly what this is referring to

    • @ПаніФевросія-л5н
      @ПаніФевросія-л5н 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@idontposthereanymore5881
      why are you don't post here anymore?

    • @underfan7713
      @underfan7713 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @Pink Lemonade Dewdrops Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way?

  • @pastabiscuit
    @pastabiscuit 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3846

    Goth wannabe: These people are really secret!
    Their password: "cOoL vAmPiRe"

    • @blazer3756
      @blazer3756 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      LOL

    • @alabamaslammer3921
      @alabamaslammer3921 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Quality pfp

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      If she really wanted to find some goth kids just join your school's theatre club
      Source:am goth theatre kid

    • @NameLoading...PleaseWait
      @NameLoading...PleaseWait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Watch South Park: The Ungroundable season 12 episode 14 they explain that goths are different than vamp kids ..... go to this link of the goth kids speech stating the difference
      th-cam.com/video/Co9rV6YlxkM/w-d-xo.html

    • @ellacarbery1488
      @ellacarbery1488 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Omfg that pfp

  • @superoriginalusername.
    @superoriginalusername. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +453

    there was a point where I couldn't afford food but honestly this girl getting bullied for her gucci bag has things soo much worse :(

  • @keelymassar6139
    @keelymassar6139 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2817

    "I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing.."
    Me: *drowning in student debt* Sure Jan.

    • @blacklightredlight2945
      @blacklightredlight2945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Q . Q
      Don't pin this on me.

    • @NameName-yj7lp
      @NameName-yj7lp 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Exactly
      It’s a privilege. Fucking-

    • @moonxliqht
      @moonxliqht 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      marcia, marcia, marcia!

    • @hellgirl5000
      @hellgirl5000 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ok I just wanna say I’m happy to see someone else uses the phrase sure Jan lol 😂

  • @mehmew7425
    @mehmew7425 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3869

    I love how the bullies look like 69-year-old men

  • @melissasmurphy4572
    @melissasmurphy4572 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2058

    The girl in the I'm embarrassingly rich looks like a half peeled orange

    • @awkwardotter13
      @awkwardotter13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Melissa S Murphy your comment made me cry XD

    • @imk2007
      @imk2007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      This is a rare insult

    • @janejanebobanebananafannaf2522
      @janejanebobanebananafannaf2522 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      She also looks like this 👁👄👁

    • @juniebunnz
      @juniebunnz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That was an amazing roast, thank you

    • @Leftijirox
      @Leftijirox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      R/rareinsults

  • @dead_byte
    @dead_byte 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    I love the fact that Jarvis made a 2-minute long animated storytime about his bullying kink

  • @max.cr33p
    @max.cr33p 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3182

    Next Up:
    "I'm a healthy person. I wish I didn't have arms or legs."

    • @nickieisknittingtoomuch
      @nickieisknittingtoomuch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Just gonna sit this right here th-cam.com/video/63W5Uj4bsp8/w-d-xo.html

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      They exist, they call themselves 'transabled'. Ya, I can't wait for the meteor either.

    • @evesey
      @evesey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @Leviathan for the most part most of the people who call themselves transabled don’t actually have BIID. most of them seem like they only want to be disabled because they for some reason hate being able bodied. the saddest thing about it is that them saying they are “transabled” takes away from people with actual BIID. and yeah of them may actually have BIID but from what i’ve read about BIID it’s rare and the people who have it go through great lengths to get rid of the body part they misidentify with. whereas most of these people just make “aesthetic” posts about how they want to be disabled. (sorry if this came off as angry, i’m not angry at you aha. this comment thread just reminded me of this and i’m just venting about how disrespectful I find people like this.)

    • @EvilRamin
      @EvilRamin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Next up: i wish i was pregnant

    • @evesey
      @evesey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @Leviathan oh it totally ok! i just want to inform people so that people with BIID know they someone who believes them and so that they aren’t associated with those people. (people who say that they’re transabled often are nasty people and i would hate for people with actual BIID to be associated with them.)

  • @HopeCasias10
    @HopeCasias10 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2860

    When a guy tells me hes into "real women" I scurry away because I'm really 3 owls in a raincoat and he musn't find out

    • @etps4444
      @etps4444 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      😂

    • @movedtoponko_official8706
      @movedtoponko_official8706 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      Me, a ton of treefrogs in a terrarium:

    • @Jwilhoftstg
      @Jwilhoftstg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @melodyhaviland9393
      @melodyhaviland9393 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Hope Sunshine i HATE when that happens

    • @amychi_
      @amychi_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      -shit- I'm a cat in disguise, I never encountered that situation before but it might happen

  • @nikorucupcake2499
    @nikorucupcake2499 5 ปีที่แล้ว +709

    “And i do have slightly pointed teeth”
    *left illustration closes up on the most curved/circular teeth ever*

  • @heavenlyjen
    @heavenlyjen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +292

    You actually finding the clip art of that coffin is hilarious

  • @jackwilly456
    @jackwilly456 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2191

    When you’re ego is so big you make a story called
    “I’m Too Pretty”

    • @darealtwenin
      @darealtwenin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      #Actually happened

    • @shypenguin9766
      @shypenguin9766 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      *yor

    • @darealtwenin
      @darealtwenin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      *your

    • @michaeltapia505
      @michaeltapia505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@shypenguin9766 Your*

    • @twystn2054
      @twystn2054 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WHY WOULD YOU CHECK HIS GRAMMAR.... “Your*” “your” and so forth...

  • @Paidnotspaid420
    @Paidnotspaid420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2313

    “THEY WERENT EVEN REAL VAMPIRES”
    Thats what your worried about. After you were almost buried alive your mad that they werent real vampires.

    • @balls6819
      @balls6819 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Burried? Lol

    • @Paidnotspaid420
      @Paidnotspaid420 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Imloth you know what i meant

    • @nyx2481
      @nyx2481 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Paidnotspaid420 Yes, Vampires are just.... Yeah

    • @vonfreakenstein
      @vonfreakenstein 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      did i just see your comment in a boyinaband video

    • @dreamingdodo2207
      @dreamingdodo2207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You're*
      You're**

  • @dansmileyface
    @dansmileyface 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3293

    Nobody:
    My story animated: I’m a millionaire, I wish I ate garbage instead.

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂

    • @lydias376
      @lydias376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @leksos gru that alrady is one of there videos

    • @Mayorfoxia82
      @Mayorfoxia82 4 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      ugh i have so much money and im able to live in a good house and take care of myself
      i wish i was a homeless person that could control rats

    • @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640
      @sonyathepeculiartreasure2640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lydia S are u serious 🙀

    • @ghostanimations3
      @ghostanimations3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      you can eat trash though...

  • @sidoniegabrielle269
    @sidoniegabrielle269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +331

    there was a girl in a mental hospital with me that did basically share a “i’m embarrassed bc i’m too rich” story. she talked about how her dad was the founder of a huge streaming site and she was like “i didn’t know on the east coast you’re not supposed to brag about being rich it’s cool to brag on the west coast i didn’t know :’(” and it was very weird to hear in group exposure therapy when everyone else had just shared a genuinely traumatic experience

    • @ChorusCory
      @ChorusCory ปีที่แล้ว +14

      wow. so glad nobody did that at the one i was in

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      West Coast problems

    • @thallium.81
      @thallium.81 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      West coastie here, she's lying, it's not cool to brag about how rich you are. She probably lived in a rich community or something.

    • @the_roman_emperor_fisheater
      @the_roman_emperor_fisheater 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thank god i wasnt there

  • @keke.the.maggot
    @keke.the.maggot 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4977

    No one:
    Animated story titles:
    My boyfriend murdered me and put me in the freezer but I am still alive because I got pregnant

    • @Jensenrobinb
      @Jensenrobinb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +246

      🤩😋😟😩😳😳😱*i ate five pounds of salt and now I eat bee larvae and I am a bŁúë whâłê*😀🤯

    • @zonahs5821
      @zonahs5821 5 ปีที่แล้ว +204

      I tried to kill my dad but then gained 2000 million pounds but I became pregnant because I'm actually *GAY* GONE SCARY

    • @iderbatbayar7479
      @iderbatbayar7479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      The Netflix original

    • @foxiki387
      @foxiki387 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The unborn child was the horcrux

    • @maxiball
      @maxiball 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      😛😛😃😂😚🙂OMG I died and got pregnant when dead and when my baby was born I lived!!!!!😵😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😯😯😯

  • @jankkhvej434
    @jankkhvej434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2409

    "My Mom's Boyfriend Is Gay And Didn't Regret It"
    -title generator

    • @eucleiss-kfpspy9241
      @eucleiss-kfpspy9241 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @butter BUG what?

    • @dedusmuln
      @dedusmuln 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      wow relatable

    • @Thor-Orion
      @Thor-Orion 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Seems legit.

    • @leg4ci242
      @leg4ci242 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Animated Story Title Generator
      I Was Not Ready For What I Saw A UFO And My Dad Found Me On Dating App
      Generate
      Instagram | Twitter | TH-cam
      made with 🤠by jarvis

    • @veggietale7207
      @veggietale7207 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      This suggests that they had sexual relations with their moms boyfriend I’m intrigued

  • @coinwater8511
    @coinwater8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +231

    Weirdly enough, my school actually did have a a helicopter come once. There was a big field by my school. One kid had an uncle with a helicopter, so he got permission to bring it one day and teach us about helicopters.
    But there's no way the school would let him do that every day. It actually caused a bit of a ruckus, but it was fun for me and the other kids who had never seen a helicopter up close before!

    • @daydream5120
      @daydream5120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      That sounds so cool!

    • @coinwater8511
      @coinwater8511 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@daydream5120 it was cool and educational. Not gonna lie, I don't remember the educational stuff.... But maybe it sparked another kid's interest in being a pilot or engeneer or something idk.

    • @jennifervillalobos1505
      @jennifervillalobos1505 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      One time In PE, someone passed out and broke their leg so a helicopter had to come n pick them up to take them to the ER

    • @lavinialadlass9432
      @lavinialadlass9432 ปีที่แล้ว

      Neat!

    • @chillitheconqueror3567
      @chillitheconqueror3567 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That's so cool, my Helicopter had a school once!

  • @HighCaliberGarbage
    @HighCaliberGarbage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1906

    Pixar better step up their game.
    First story had 10/10 lip syncing.

    • @Katiedid2040
      @Katiedid2040 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Pac Man turned into a ghost then possessed a wannabe vampire I guess

    • @m_e_nere
      @m_e_nere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh it's you :0

    • @GlassesnMouthplates
      @GlassesnMouthplates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Look at those expressions and fluid animated gestures too! Walt Disney wished he was this good before he kicked the bucket!

    • @idekxd6332
      @idekxd6332 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol wasn't expecting you to be here high calabier

  • @banniebunnie1276
    @banniebunnie1276 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2262

    “I am the richest person at school and it’s-
    OUR FAMOUS MEAT LOVERS AT PIZZA HUT
    embarrassing”
    the ad’s timing is top notch

    • @raiden168
      @raiden168 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      IM DYING 😂

    • @baguettetete984
      @baguettetete984 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sksksk yesh

    • @rodeogirl135473
      @rodeogirl135473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I’m deceased 😂

    • @NameLoading...PleaseWait
      @NameLoading...PleaseWait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Nasty ass greasy pizza how do they manage to make it that greasy...some may say the meat some may say the cheese that may make it more greasy but I have gotten a veggie pizza no meat no cheese just veggies greasy as fuck it is like they infuse oil into the dough

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      @@NameLoading...PleaseWait be careful what you say.
      Remember
      You can't out pizza the hut

  • @artificiallightk
    @artificiallightk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +702

    "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    Oh, yup. Tots believe you, no problem there !

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      More like „I‘m a relatable american teenager with a medical conditions that causes my hand to both point to the right side and I totally exist.“

    • @turyabhatkar
      @turyabhatkar 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Totes*

  • @marucalawrence2802
    @marucalawrence2802 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    Me living in Romania like: “DRACULA AIN’T HERE GET USED TO IT”

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      👉👈 when will he be home?

    • @kingbidoof7619
      @kingbidoof7619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@sas.tronaut5055 well you see he is a famous hollywood actor being in as many movies as he is it's hard for him to get free time.

    • @HouseplantFish
      @HouseplantFish 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@sas.tronaut5055 he has been dead for a long time now... If you don't know what I'm talking about I'm talking about Vlad Tepes.

    • @terra_the_nightingale135
      @terra_the_nightingale135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sas.tronaut5055 that made me laugh way too hard

    • @-Ghostess
      @-Ghostess 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HouseplantFish You can still visit the grave site since many treat him as a national hero through

  • @LamWarp
    @LamWarp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1070

    12:05 Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the account name is "blurryface_mcstealyoman"

  • @NeighborSenpai
    @NeighborSenpai 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11616

    I'm the richest girl at school and it's embarrassing
    Weird flex but ok

    • @-maya-6498
      @-maya-6498 5 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Cielitos El Azulito chill sis

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 nah b, already have B)

    • @rafalswiniarski3866
      @rafalswiniarski3866 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I FORGOT TO CH-

    • @azulhidalgoherrera2845
      @azulhidalgoherrera2845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@cheesyquokka oh ok, forget what i just said. Veins are too important for being cut

    • @cheesyquokka
      @cheesyquokka 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@azulhidalgoherrera2845 I was making a little joke, sorry if that was rude. But yeah, I agree, I've seen some people who are legit going through stuff like that, but gladly they're alright now. Thanks for the concern tho, I was just stressed and I thought a joke like that would releave some of that.

  • @jesschillin8270
    @jesschillin8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1072

    "I am disgustingly rich"
    Boy you have no idea how much I want to be the daughter of Tony Stark

    • @Mossprite21
      @Mossprite21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Do you want your dad to be dead?

    • @chichi9905
      @chichi9905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@Mossprite21 think about the will he left behind

    • @dhananjayvasudeva7628
      @dhananjayvasudeva7628 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@chichi9905 bit dark isn't it

    • @chillitheconqueror3567
      @chillitheconqueror3567 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I love money 3000

    • @gwest3644
      @gwest3644 ปีที่แล้ว

      He honestly seems like he’d be a super shitty dad tbh

  • @fishknees
    @fishknees 4 ปีที่แล้ว +647

    “I’m embarrassingly rich”
    Hmmm, I can help you with that. *Just pay me all your money and I’ll tell you how to fix it*

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      You said you wish you had a regular amount of money?
      Give the riches to me!
      Done!

    • @arthurthemikyu1586
      @arthurthemikyu1586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @Anamosité oh yeah that too

    • @NameLoading...PleaseWait
      @NameLoading...PleaseWait 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      But she is not rich her parents are it is not her money

  • @esthermacky8067
    @esthermacky8067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    15:44
    *talking*
    *helicopter sound*
    “.. Jessica’s here”😂😂

    • @helenalvizou2826
      @helenalvizou2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I was laughing for a solid 30 minutes after that

    • @helenalvizou2826
      @helenalvizou2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @Romner_set Well yeah...

    • @tatomexuslight2495
      @tatomexuslight2495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      😂😂😂 WHO RAPED MY DAD 😂😂😂

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 5 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    19:19 "I'm a relatable american teenager who totally exists"
    seems legit

    • @MrGummybearmurderer
      @MrGummybearmurderer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Too relatable

    • @basilzoubi1290
      @basilzoubi1290 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Step one to passing an American airport with out a passport

  • @Gabby-wn7tr
    @Gabby-wn7tr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    4:13
    Wait, so she believes being pale is a vampire requirement? How would she react if a black person wanted to be a vampire?

    • @kittycatlover8000
      @kittycatlover8000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Dude shush before she reads this comment, I'm disguised as the blonde dude that got arrested..... She didn't like the idea of a black vampire chick, so I did what had to be done.....🤣

    • @Rei-ul4gv
      @Rei-ul4gv 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      THIS IS KINDA RASCIST

    • @mhopeless
      @mhopeless 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      bercy is back :3 that’s not racist, the person who wrote the comment is just asking...

    • @deez747
      @deez747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It isn’t though

  • @enbyspock
    @enbyspock 2 ปีที่แล้ว +85

    I love how Zara is speaking her story out while we're viewing it, like she's just sitting at her computer narrating what is happening in real time. imagine walking into a room and seeing that lmao

  • @svnnyday
    @svnnyday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1972

    I dated my brother to pretend i was straight
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @adelaida5019
      @adelaida5019 5 ปีที่แล้ว +112

      Sounds like something they'll post one day

    • @lechienjade7946
      @lechienjade7946 5 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      SWEEET HOME ALABAMA

    • @adam3545
      @adam3545 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Wtf

    • @unicornfun3399
      @unicornfun3399 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Dayum Alabama calm down

    • @svnnyday
      @svnnyday 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I'd like to just clarify for anyone who thinks I was serious: I don't even have a brother lol

  • @upupupuh3178
    @upupupuh3178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1723

    i woke up at the wrong time, i died and now I'm an angel
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @willowsparks8965
      @willowsparks8965 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Hyen Gemeniano wHAT a nICE sToRy

    • @nycto-gamingandstuff3230
      @nycto-gamingandstuff3230 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hyen Gemeniano
      That’s pretty good

    • @yellowmello1223
      @yellowmello1223 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I died before I was born and reincarnated as the same person again.
      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @hugokool8423
      @hugokool8423 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyen Gemeniano @ you

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      WAITTTTT STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!!!!

  • @yuhgetintoit6043
    @yuhgetintoit6043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4050

    my birthday is the day i was born
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    Hey Jessica, if your parents are rich, they could afford to get you a new haircut

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      or some better clothes lmao, a neon green scarf, purple belt and brown shirt and shorts is not a look, i guess all the money in the world can't buy fashion sense

  • @9annax
    @9annax 5 ปีที่แล้ว +799

    I sold my soul to cheesecake factory and now I'm slowly turning into a cheesecake
    Actually happened!!!

    • @ratmannnnn
      @ratmannnnn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it's fitting that your profile picture is Ariel

    • @chrismclain2097
      @chrismclain2097 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      555 likes

    • @ddgarza2112
      @ddgarza2112 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ah dude as soon as I saw the word cheesecake my cravings just ahh.

    • @funnpunn_xox6969
      @funnpunn_xox6969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Woah This comment has 666 likes

    • @bagoflesh
      @bagoflesh 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      i'd do this

  • @kaylees1908
    @kaylees1908 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    My dad went out for milk 7 years ago and never came back
    ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @snoyuu046
      @snoyuu046 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Wow, that's amazing! My dad also left me but he went out to get cigarettes at the gas station instead of milk.

    • @septicsoldier2589
      @septicsoldier2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Have you checked the milk and cigarette isle? He probably just got stuck in a bear trap.

    • @Floompy939
      @Floompy939 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I’m surprised that there is no triggered feminists in the reply section😂

    • @whoever3441
      @whoever3441 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      but that actually happened

    • @TheWeasel813
      @TheWeasel813 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      “YOU SAID DAD WENT OUT TO GET MILK 42 YEARS AGO! HE COULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE NOW

  • @bob8mybobbob
    @bob8mybobbob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "you see, I have this problem where I always tell the truth"
    *spreads lies*
    "And that is how my always telling the truth ruined my life"

  • @AnthroFox99
    @AnthroFox99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Watch out Jarvis. My story animated has been starting shit with other content creators reacting to their videos.

    • @inkystars19
      @inkystars19 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Really?

    • @sas.tronaut5055
      @sas.tronaut5055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I know this is old but I need the tea, where do I find it

    • @michigangarnet3804
      @michigangarnet3804 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Jarvis made a video a while ago on Jarvis Johnson Gold about how they made a video about him drinking breast milk

    • @AnthroFox99
      @AnthroFox99 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michigangarnet3804 it wasn't them that was starting crap. It was actually happened but they're gone now.

  • @idioticpigeon2823
    @idioticpigeon2823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2460

    My grandpa is actually my son.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @bruhbruh210
      @bruhbruh210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oof

    • @itsdalion6612
      @itsdalion6612 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Big oofs

    • @gloomboyszn
      @gloomboyszn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Easy, he was your and your great grandfather/mother's son.

    • @MusabNaveed
      @MusabNaveed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      What Time Machine did you Use?

    • @Cnut_the_grape
      @Cnut_the_grape 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I'M MY OWN GRANDPA!

  • @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    @placeholderrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +562

    "My Father Forced Me To Revenge My Dad
    " -Generator
    bro what-

    • @ShadowWolf-rd1cs
      @ShadowWolf-rd1cs 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Whats the site?

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Obviously her stepfather convinced her to take revenge on her biological dad

    • @GrazoSmurf6400
      @GrazoSmurf6400 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@vanelly5652 r/woooooooooooosh

    • @vanelly5652
      @vanelly5652 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Grazoninja 6400 I was trying to be s a r c a s t i c

  • @nel_mp4
    @nel_mp4 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6102

    *I’m rich and hate it*
    BOI IF YOU DONT-

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +355

      I’m too pretty and rich **sigh**

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว +325

      @@dryb0nesz My parents love me and I can't deal with it 😢

    • @dryb0nesz
      @dryb0nesz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Vincisomething omg I’m so sorry! 😪

    • @himinecraftbois395
      @himinecraftbois395 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ha

    • @yup4021
      @yup4021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I’m so Quirky a tragedy

  • @gnashattack1
    @gnashattack1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    "i learned the hard way, guys!"
    *runs away from all of her problems which she caused for no reason and never faced any consequence*

  • @cloudsiies
    @cloudsiies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1708

    I am mentally stable!
    *ACTUALLY DIDN’T HAPPEN*

    • @jenergy8725
      @jenergy8725 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      LMAO IM LAUGHING SO HARD!!
      my dad just walked in and goes, "ComE oN, iT CaNT Be tHat fUNnY..."
      I told him and he's laughing his head off.
      Its been three minutes and he's still going strong.
      Lol thank you for making him laugh he was in a funk

    • @cloudsiies
      @cloudsiies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Cray-Cray Potato aw thanks :3

    • @jasem1016
      @jasem1016 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      IvyPool AJ dumb furry

    • @cloudsiies
      @cloudsiies 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SLEEK GAMER lol I’m not a furry XD

    • @discontinuedchannel4544
      @discontinuedchannel4544 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SLEEK GAMER Shut up, fortniter.

  • @FinnValentineB
    @FinnValentineB 5 ปีที่แล้ว +482

    6:20 *LOOKS LIKE YOU MISSED YOUR VAMPIRE MEETING TODAY. YOUR FAMILY IS ON THE LINE*

    • @venxomi
      @venxomi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Duolingo much xd

    • @pixelaim17
      @pixelaim17 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      forgot my lessons for doulingo
      help
      Oh no he’s co-

    • @staycalmstarz8113
      @staycalmstarz8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Duolingo bird is mad😠

    • @tf2gamingenjoyer388
      @tf2gamingenjoyer388 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Duolingo has copyright striked this.

    • @essay2111
      @essay2111 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Goth duolingo

  • @grazielly-te2pf
    @grazielly-te2pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1937

    My mom is the one who gave *BIRTH* to me!!!
    ACTYALAU HAPPENSHS

    • @coldrogue5234
      @coldrogue5234 5 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      I had it worse, I found out that I was born from a human and not hatched from the egg of my neighbours pet chicken :(

    • @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91
      @30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @@coldrogue5234 ok this made me laugh at 3am wtf xD

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@coldrogue5234 i'm cri 😔

    • @grazielly-te2pf
      @grazielly-te2pf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Sophie r u demon friend?

    • @noahslone4022
      @noahslone4022 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@30ratsstackedinatrenchcoat91 for me it was 4 am

  • @letitiapogaceanu8248
    @letitiapogaceanu8248 4 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    4:51 if I hear one more person talk about "vampires in Romania" i-
    It's just a myth and a lie and it's all because of a dictator in the 1450's...
    (I am Romanian)

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      La fel si eu. Vlad nu e faimos din cauza luptelor sale impotriva otomanilor, ci pentru asta. Din cauza unui autor irlandez.

    • @cgt3704
      @cgt3704 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Leviathan 🤦‍♂️

  • @saamil637
    @saamil637 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1939

    MY DAD IS RICH
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
    No , really , my dad's name is Rich

  • @cupcakexlindsay
    @cupcakexlindsay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    6:41 is no one going to mention the “vampire” girl on the left just not wearing pants or shoes?! 😂

    • @macandcheese3592
      @macandcheese3592 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cupcakexlindsay Lmao.

    • @imacupcake
      @imacupcake 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      she is wearing pants but it’s hard to see it

    • @donutdog5326
      @donutdog5326 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There’s pants but it’s hard to see cause her skin colour is similar

    • @HarriWasHere
      @HarriWasHere 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's modern society. Get used to it

    • @ramboraph4life643
      @ramboraph4life643 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      cupcakexlindsay those are peach pants

  • @cyvader101
    @cyvader101 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1329

    I was killed but I survived
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @sherifflasso
    @sherifflasso 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    13:32 what I love about this story is that she didn't fool anyone with her IG account.
    Like, damn. She didn't pull the wool over anyone's eyes.

  • @HorrorGeek9
    @HorrorGeek9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    "I'm too rich.. it's embarrassing..." meanwhile people are facing actually real-life problems. Anyway, great video dude.

  • @thejummyjum6207
    @thejummyjum6207 5 ปีที่แล้ว +564

    I breathed oxygen and nitrogen
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I exhaled carbon dioxide and a plant breathed it in
      ACTUALLY HAPPENED

    • @mio3322
      @mio3322 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Omg did you survive?

    • @mattiemartini5212
      @mattiemartini5212 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude tell me more!

    • @salwa5394
      @salwa5394 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fake

    • @AnimeWhiteRose
      @AnimeWhiteRose 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Boo boo keys

  • @michaeltapia505
    @michaeltapia505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +478

    My mom took form of a potato and my dad accidentally ate her.
    A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D

    • @kn-jt9dj
      @kn-jt9dj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is top notch

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Don't give them ideas!

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PotatOS anyone?

    • @maggier4806
      @maggier4806 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Have you heard of that Roman story where someone’s wife turns into a fly and they eat her so that they can be more powerful than her?

    • @thelmd1347
      @thelmd1347 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@maggier4806 Palpatine is that you?

  • @alinaberry7000
    @alinaberry7000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    I like how she’s talking about how hard it is to be new and rich...Imagine being a 12 year old in a pandemic who’s dog died a week before her birthday and moved the day after her birthday, ignored being sad about moving, developed social anxiety and depression, have to PAY FOR COLLEGE BECAUSE IM NOT RICH, but still... being embarrassingly rich is awful too...

  • @Blueninja825
    @Blueninja825 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1302

    I found out my uncle was secretly the twin clone of Hitler leading an army of Nazi Cyborg Velociraptors that are trying to takeover the moon and kidnap Kevin Bacon's cousin.
    Actually Happened

  • @leoncrashed
    @leoncrashed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +306

    I was born as a carrot dolphin hybrid.
    *A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*

    • @subydyber4439
      @subydyber4439 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Aral Does Gacha I was born a bird snake hybrid
      *S N A G R E T H A P P E N E D*

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Rofl

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh that's the most of Gacha "Hated child becomes wolf phoenix bunny fairly god dog hybrid Princess" stories

    • @aikomaliako
      @aikomaliako 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Sounds like a Gacha story LMAO

    • @llcmr
      @llcmr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Aral Does Gacha hated stories be like

  • @fluffyeevee383
    @fluffyeevee383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

    "Oh yes. Being rich is *SO* difficult. Never mind the people unable to eat or be educated, nononono. I need everyone to know about MY problem that is being too rich in school"

  • @silent_one_of_06
    @silent_one_of_06 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    For the '' I told the truth to the wrong person'' video, she making herself look like she's innocent. How low can she stoop? Unacceptable!

  • @parsleytheherb7505
    @parsleytheherb7505 5 ปีที่แล้ว +296

    I can totally relate though like my dad takes me to school in his private jet everyday even when I tell him no. Like it’s so hard being rich NOBODY wants to be my friend even though I’m fraccin rich

    • @zekimse
      @zekimse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @a thing with legs r/whoosh

    • @Hannah-wn6pw
      @Hannah-wn6pw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@zekimse They said it was a joke. Clearly, the joke didn't go over their head

    • @Bethanywi
      @Bethanywi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@zekimse r/it'swooooshwith4o's

    • @moved.6963
      @moved.6963 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      zehra sivac 汚遺ど r/redditorsonyoutube

    • @icecreamsundd
      @icecreamsundd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I hate being that rich I wish I was poor

  • @greystudios333
    @greystudios333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    *"Got Eggs"* - *My new favourite pick-up line*

    • @1nthechmbr
      @1nthechmbr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Grey Studios omg-

    • @BubbleLolli
      @BubbleLolli 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Girl who is on her period: ...I mean-

    • @talontorres2911
      @talontorres2911 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Grey Studios your gonna get slapped

    • @Duckybacca
      @Duckybacca 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      _If you don't, I'll help ;)_

  • @graesce
    @graesce 5 ปีที่แล้ว +183

    when the sign in his backdrop says “my animated lies”

    • @lydiab3039
      @lydiab3039 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      This is so underrated.

  • @catherineb196
    @catherineb196 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    “Know what? You look like a nest. Got eggs?”
    BARS

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Since when was being rich considered embarrassing??
    It's hard to sympathise that 'struggle' when you literally grew up wearing handme-downs

    • @sof7298
      @sof7298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Star Cherry my friend’s family donated a lot of money to my school and their name is on a building. They are really embarrassed about it because they don’t like the attention I guess. I don’t really understand stand it.

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I get it. I’m not rich by any means, but the kids in my class make fun of me for having a large house on a farm and other amenities. They call me things like “Rich kid” or tell me that I don’t have anything to be sad about even when I broke my fucking ankle. Even when my parents we halfway to divorce. I hate it.

    • @alias4795
      @alias4795 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      If the story is actually real then they're just ungrateful or even unaware about how gifted they are

    • @etoatoummhmm6391
      @etoatoummhmm6391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Alexys0706 dude at least you don't have to wear trash and eat shit, just ignore them and own your wealth.

    • @eamartig
      @eamartig 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Star Cherry It’s not

  • @cpariona1
    @cpariona1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    Thank God, you posted. I was having a bad day.

  • @redacted3013
    @redacted3013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +696

    "She could read me like a book."
    Jarvis: Must be an audio book.
    ENDED

  • @skiingiphonebro119
    @skiingiphonebro119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +108

    “I went back in time and killed hitler but the copyright police said that I ripped off doctor who so I joined MI6 and took down the government and created a paradox so the world was destroyed”

  • @feverdream392
    @feverdream392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4461

    I pretended to be gay to hide the fact I was actually gay
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*
    edit: thanks for the likes m8s, gonna go buy a sans body pillow 🧀😩

    • @abby1924
      @abby1924 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      I feel slightly attacked

    • @feverdream392
      @feverdream392 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@abby1924 f...?

    • @muaythaiisfun4404
      @muaythaiisfun4404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Sounds like something they’d do....

    • @DelusionalMoron
      @DelusionalMoron 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      cough... Eugene Lee Yang

    • @nonah8076
      @nonah8076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Just @ me next time

  • @yiselsilva-alvarado3528
    @yiselsilva-alvarado3528 5 ปีที่แล้ว +276

    I can't be a vampire because I'm Latina and we put garlic on just about everything.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That's vampire discrimination for ya, people in eastern europe are like that

    • @leahballard9255
      @leahballard9255 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lol

    • @owo-ky9rz
      @owo-ky9rz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      dude HOW I can't even think about garlic without gagging

    • @GrilledCheese_Master
      @GrilledCheese_Master 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I’m only half and I know it’s true

    • @theunicorn1167
      @theunicorn1167 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      I‘m 100% vampire because I don‘t like garlic.
      After this vid I‘ve seen the clues.

  • @leafboy3269
    @leafboy3269 5 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    “Zara’s been bamboozled by the worlds most adorable gang!”

  • @brookesdaze
    @brookesdaze 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    I'm so glad that the adventures of Gary can be my new obsession. Such a creative story, and it's even written by someone that's not transphobic! What content

    • @2nian
      @2nian ปีที่แล้ว

      Perouz Haroutunian Jerry Michaud23

  • @frkn3856
    @frkn3856 5 ปีที่แล้ว +302

    My Story:
    "I dropped a Potato on the floor and it made me Pregnant"

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      FRKN CHCKN
      *A woman dropped a potato on the floor. This is what happened to her womb.*

    • @myDickbiG
      @myDickbiG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      too accurate

  • @yoltsvalter
    @yoltsvalter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    My mom loves me and i hate it 😭
    So that's how rich kids choose.

  • @sidh1135
    @sidh1135 5 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    My husband left me for another man and I was finally free to openly date my lesbian gym trainer
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @gwest3644
    @gwest3644 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Imagine if the “vampire” group was actually just like a Twilight fan club or a group playing Vampire: the Masquerade or something, and this insane girl shows up actually thinking she’s a vampire

  • @ninalovesandybiersack5321
    @ninalovesandybiersack5321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +529

    My mom told me that grandma is her mother!
    Actually Happened

  • @jacknation1141
    @jacknation1141 5 ปีที่แล้ว +336

    12:47
    Can we just admire
    how they’re just awkwardly
    feeling each other?
    -

    • @sach1460
      @sach1460 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That made me laugh so hard omg
      They're just- *f e e l y f e e l y*

    • @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871
      @kingpablothe1stoverlordoft871 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah, i thought she was gonna talk about how she feel in love with this chick lol.

    • @puffyayaan
      @puffyayaan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      why does this message keeps changing because whenever i look at this comment its different

  • @randomcringeyyoutuber6750
    @randomcringeyyoutuber6750 5 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    Also, she created an anonymous Instagram account, she photoshopped herself into pictures she took, WHILST THEY WEREN'T LOOKING, THEN blurred her face so they wouldn't know its her... WHY DID SHE DO ALL THAT? SHE COULD HAVE JUST BLURRED THE FACE AND SET THE GIRL UP!

  • @GrayYeonWannabe
    @GrayYeonWannabe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    jarvis' story is so fucking funny. the animator did a gr8 job making it even funnier

  • @WoodsAreBeautiful
    @WoodsAreBeautiful 5 ปีที่แล้ว +532

    I picked up a stick and became Harry potter
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @LostProxyNevermore
    @LostProxyNevermore 5 ปีที่แล้ว +670

    “Every 60 seconds I’m alive, a MINUTE PASSES”
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @ahumanperson8192
      @ahumanperson8192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes, together we can stop this

    • @vanessacoriaconsani6403
      @vanessacoriaconsani6403 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I like your. Pic

    • @idi0t832
      @idi0t832 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@ahumanperson8192 cha cha real smooth

    • @Green.Star_ks
      @Green.Star_ks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hum, yes, the floor is made of floor

    • @elbunko_
      @elbunko_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Your a copy of a meme.

  • @jemgamerandfx6246
    @jemgamerandfx6246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1583

    I was never born
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

  • @jdtoaster9498
    @jdtoaster9498 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    “My brother chopped off my head rolled me up in a rug and set it on fire but he didn’t make sure I was dead”
    Actually Happened

  • @rydemk4168
    @rydemk4168 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

    I once told someone the truth and it ruined my life. Turns out that was a cop in disguise.

  • @robertriley8534
    @robertriley8534 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

    I photoshopped myself into a photo of me and you and the crew that makes actually happened videos but I blurred our arms Cruz I don't want them to know whose arm was whose

  • @mahasenwalid339
    @mahasenwalid339 5 ปีที่แล้ว +795

    I was born 8 times.
    *ACTUALLY* *HAPPENED*

    • @legionmaniac-9202
      @legionmaniac-9202 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Glenn quagmire

    • @maxjamon3915
      @maxjamon3915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That is nothing I have been born 47 times

    • @downwards_spiral
      @downwards_spiral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      EPIC by EPIC games

    • @andrea-ht8xz
      @andrea-ht8xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@maxjamon3915 srsly? Only 47? I've been born 900😂

    • @andrea-ht8xz
      @andrea-ht8xz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Times...oops

  • @minecraftgirl8733
    @minecraftgirl8733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    Clara:something absolutely terrifying happened
    Me: the headache your background is giving me?

  • @salt1272
    @salt1272 5 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I swallowed my iPad and my friend pushed me off a cliff
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @KentoBentoBox
      @KentoBentoBox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Huzzah! A man of quality!

    • @m00nian
      @m00nian 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Did it taste good?

    • @cmr6574
      @cmr6574 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m00nian probably tasted like memes

    • @dewannabe8845
      @dewannabe8845 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Rofl

    • @jaybird4975
      @jaybird4975 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 like = 1 prayer

  • @DevZen0
    @DevZen0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +566

    I died at 2 years old.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @rawrxD69
      @rawrxD69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I mean that could actually happen, just revival with the paddles

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      actually, **ANTIVAX HAPPENED**

    • @sarojarya2806
      @sarojarya2806 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Seriously
      Then how are u talking

    • @xenom3801
      @xenom3801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@sarojarya2806 r/wooosh

    • @carillon42
      @carillon42 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      anti vaxxers be like

  • @donnafields8276
    @donnafields8276 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1229

    My boyfriend is actually my girlfriend but also my long lost stepbrother.
    *ACTUALLY HAPPENED*

    • @squarehead6452
      @squarehead6452 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      which also was married to a girl

    • @nickpiler5057
      @nickpiler5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's right

    • @owenkorando9595
      @owenkorando9595 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Sweet jeebus

    • @ouaeyyyyyy
      @ouaeyyyyyy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He/she also went to jail but he was a really nice cop

    • @boiledegg6246
      @boiledegg6246 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Which is also a fat vegan

  • @completlynormalhypernova666
    @completlynormalhypernova666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I feel so embarrassed that i used to unironically watch these channel types. And i actually believed them 💀

    • @anniepohlman
      @anniepohlman ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Same. I kinda felt like some weren’t real, but definitely thought most were

  • @chhr-ef3ps
    @chhr-ef3ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    That last story was so relatable. I just hate it when I have to teleport to school.

    • @timur9564
      @timur9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I know right? It’s like so annoying

    • @timur9564
      @timur9564 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I know right? It’s like so annoying

    • @otterstarwarriorcats889
      @otterstarwarriorcats889 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I hate when that happens.

    • @staycalmstarz8113
      @staycalmstarz8113 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I know! So much traffic.

    • @chhr-ef3ps
      @chhr-ef3ps 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Carty i know! Its the worst

  • @IIXXXXII
    @IIXXXXII 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    "I do have slightly pointy teeth"
    Yes, it's called canine teeth snowflake.

    • @ajpeyton4824
      @ajpeyton4824 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Eᴛʜᴀɴ copy you just said that because the other comments has 1.5k likes 🙄🙄

    • @Sera-F1nn
      @Sera-F1nn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      The fact that you use the word "snowflake" honestly speaks volume.

  • @grammarpolice2714
    @grammarpolice2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Finally! Someone acknowledges this crap!
    There’s also another story channel called share my story and is lesser known but much more better than mY sToRy aNiMaTeD

    • @TheMedjed-k9n
      @TheMedjed-k9n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Delaney Tesmer it’s not I did some research and they actually used the Same voice actor for in multiple videos so don’t support them either.

    • @grammarpolice2714
      @grammarpolice2714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Dirty Barry: The stories may not be real but at least they try with the animation.

    • @nickpiler5057
      @nickpiler5057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Delaney Tesmer i Don't think so minutevideos is fake

    • @gaytrise
      @gaytrise 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Storybooth?

    • @abandoned---channel-o7b
      @abandoned---channel-o7b 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Minute videos and share my story aren't that bad.
      Heck, some of minute videos storys have youtubers speaking in them

  • @nomethodonlymadness9528
    @nomethodonlymadness9528 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Okay but coffins look mad comfy. You're telling me, all I need to do to join a vampire gang, is to take a nap in a dark box? Just toss in a water bottle and a blanket and I'll catch you in 8-12 hours