BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the TH-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
My teacher plays these riddle videos, and my class all got it in like three seconds. The question was ‘how is he still alive’ because *bright side of life* and the answer is ‘he shot the mirror’.
The milk and water riddle contradicts itself, because they say "Keep the two liquids apart" freezing one of the turns it into a solid, therefore you're separating a solid and a liquid
"*epic guitar riff*. If you see a police in a police station, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE! This is because the one police is probably lonely and wants his friends, so help him out! Anyway thank you for watching brightside, the bright side of life.:
Memes And Music if you go outside during a tornado, you might die 😮 Top ten things you probably don’t know (I did that mistake on purpose it’s supposed to be didn’t not don’t)
I have OCD(I’m actually diagnosed) and some of bright side’s fear tactics seem like something that could trigger a OCD worry. This can cause terrible anxiety and torture our minds. If I see a thumbnail that uses a fear mongering tactic to draw in their viewers it could set off a worry that can last for months and I would have to work with my therapist for a long time if it becomes one of my main obsessions. Clickbait titles from other channels can be triggering and make you worry about a thought you had a break from for a while. Before I was diagnosed with OCD ( and Autism) I had the same worry for around 3 years. It was terrible. I have more right now, but my thoughts were especially bad today. Also, as I stated I have autism. I saw you were on the neurodiversity board at Vidcon, because you have ADHD. I think that’s cool. Obviously channels can’t take into account every persons possible worries or issues, but I feel like clickbait titles and thumbnails can be scary for anyone, not just those with OCD. Also there’re different types of OCD. The thumbnails are meant to cause fear for anyone, it is just possible for it to resonate in individuals with OCD more. It is more likely for worry to start from only seeing the thumbnail. I haven had worries happen from this channel, but me and my friend with autism and OCD both try to stay away from clickbait, especially from animated story channels. One of the titles of a animated story you put in a thumbnail didn’t set me off. I watched the video and you explained it, making me feel a little more comfortable. I shared your channel with the friend I just mentioned and she is going to look into you content. Also, I warned her about the thumbnail of one of you videos. I just told her if you watch the video you might feel less stressed. I obviously don’t think people should change their content because of a viewers issues, this is just a problem I have with clickbait. I also know that the thumbnail of the video you made about animated story channels I was talking about is not clickbait. I don’t have any negative opinions on your channel, but that doesn’t really matter. Thanks for being the amazing TH-camr you are. By the way I edited this because I had some grammar mistakes. I think I got them all. Sorry if I didn’t. My friend I showed the channel to loves his content. I also realized that the thumbnail I was thinking of was from a different video. I don’t know why I wrote this like a letter (in the sense that it sounds like it is directly to Jarvis). All well, to late now.
Your comment was very well explained and although I can't relate completely I do understand where you're coming from. It has been 2 months since you posted this and I imagine in our current times you might be feeling more stress, so I felt moved to comment and say everything will be okay. You are a strong person who's worked through a lot of thoughts and emotions and you understand yourself better than many already. But I just wanted to send you positivity and reassurance.
Woah, holy shit! I can't manage to understand how crap channels like these get all the TH-cam cash but channels with original and entertaining content don't.
Q: How do you mix oil and water together? *A: it’s actually really simple! Just sell your soul the The Devil in exchange for god powers. Then , use them to summon a cursed spoon to mix them!*
14:57 They decide that violence is not the answer and red shirt guy (who seems to be the cynical, sarcastic type) grabs hold of yellow shirt (who looks more like a chaotic and outgoing person) and carefully pulls him off the board. They forge an unlikely friendship and end up doing everything together. Yellow shirt (who I’ll call Tony) develops romantic feelings for Brandon (red shirt) and asks him out. Brandon is taken aback but decides to be open minded about the whole thing, as long as they can take it slowly. Tony agrees and is sure not to push Brandon to do anything that would make him uncomfortable, although he would occasionally give him a flirty look every now and again just to tease him, and Brandon would have a gay crisis. After a couple years of dating, Tony proposes to Brandon. Brandon is shocked but happily agrees. They have a beautiful wedding that’s full of love and support from their friends and family. A little bit after the wedding, Brandon and Tony decide to adopt a kid and start a family. They immediately fall in love with a baby girl named Danielle, or Dani for short. It takes them both a while to adjust to being parents, but Dani turns out to be a very bright girl with a ton of imagination and a bit of an attitude. When Dani is four years old, they adopt a baby boy called Donovan. Dani is a little iffy towards her new baby brother at first, but she eventually grows to like him. Donny and Dani had a pretty close relationship, even into late teenhood. After graduating college with flying colors, they decided to start their own company, which ends up becoming wildly successful. They become millionaires and make enough money to help their parents retire early. -Yes, I do have a test that I’m supposed to be studying for in about 45 minutes...-
But sadly, one fateful evening during a thunderstorm, Brandon forgets about the tomatoes ; Tony immediately forgives him but Brandon can't live with himself like that so he leaves to Tibet and becomes a Buddhist monk. Tony remarries after a few years to a guy named Mike, and they pass their final years together. Brandon finds his inner eye, and decides to teach others the ways of buddhism, becoming the next Dalai Lama.
I remember crying because one of their videos said PINK FEET were a sign of illness. my parents thought I was watching a fucking creepy pasta. also they straight up LIE on their survival vids- saying you should climb up a tree to escape from bears.
I left this video half way through because I had to do something ages ago. And I couldn't remember what happened it started from where I was, first thing I hear is 'what's wrong baby' 'MY TOMATOES'
I HATE bright side riddles. When I was eleven I saw a riddle video of theirs that was almost entirely about people being murdered which unfortunately triggered my mild anxiety and made it difficult for me to sleep for months afterwards. I know they can’t control who watches or their response, but I wish they would put disclaimers on videos with dark themes, Edit: I’m fourteen, thirteen when I made this comment, and the account is my father’s.
Hey I was doing research into blindness awhile ago, and I learned that (Depending on the type of blindness*) it's not really 'you just see black'. It's like seeing a kaleidoscope of light. Many find it super distracting so keep their eyes closed/wear the glasses. - My point is the blind man story is even more illogical.
That’s a part of it, but in reality blindness is a spectrum and it differs from person to person. Some people see nothing and some people have patches of vision and some people see what you described
She looked into his eyes with a hint of compassion. The scene was perfect. The full moon had peaked and was now accompanied by a slight drizzle . She leaned closer to him, almost tasting his lips. " NO MY TOMATOES" , the man cried. The girl leaned back, shocked. She backed up as the slight drizzle turned into a heavy rain. " My tomatoes" the man said again in a less frantic voice as he ran off into the distance, leaving his lover behind. " No Babe, wait" ,his lover shouted He continued to run off into the distance, and his only reply, " MY TOMATOES."
It’s like them math questions on the exam; _Jane walks her dog for five minutes each day for 20 weeks. If her friend does it instead for 5.63836267 more seconds with her own cat, what is the mass of the sun?_
Chaos. Incorrect you need to do method this is the method Ujnhhnuumhxhnthrubfhufjumufumjcufjmjufmujumjcmjjmcmugxfugmjggmgmzgwsgxugthdehtxdbethdedbgudugem=bbgbbgbgbggbgbg. Dffgtdbffeftvetfssecfrrfcefxfrfrcrfcffc=69 correct answer is 69 and
Story about me looking up my name: When I was like 9 or 10 I liked looking up things and one of then was my name. The first thing that came up was a baby review website. There people were saying how terrible my name is and how it sounds lie “jailer” It only does if you say it weird. There were a few people being defending my name, but most people were rude.
I saw this thing about the name Clarabelle and it said it was “clown and cow name” because of you know the clown Clarabelle and the cow and stuff Luckily literally all of the comments was like begging them to change it but they never did 🥲 Sorry about that by the way ❤️
My name is a Spanish name (sorry won’t give it out online) but I looked it up when I was 10 and it said that it was the Spanish copy of a nice English name.
also brightside... tells a hopefull story of an old man getting an eye surgery to see... BOOM "THE OLD MAN COMMITED SUICIDE" ha ha ha... look at the BRIGHTSIDE
I think part of the thing that is so freaky about these types of companies (in addition to the terrible content made mostly for children) is how huge the companies are despite them being operations we have never heard of. Like I’m not freaked out by the number of watch hours Buzzfeed have because I know them and there feels like some level of accountability exists (now it can be debated if this accountability actually exists, but there is the feeling of accountability) . But companies like Soul are so invisible because they largely hide behind their channel names, that it is hard to feel like you even know when you might be manipulated by one of them.
Hey, I know this comment was a while back, but Ann Reardon of How To Cook That (here on TH-cam) has gone down the rabbit hole on these content farms. She found they literally have hundreds of channels, TSP included. I think she does a really good job of explaining it clearly and calling it out, like Jarvis does
My mum and I play this game where we watch Bright Side riddles and pause before they reveal and try to find the most absurd answer possible with the strangest logic, and then laugh because their answer was so close to ours 😂 good times.
I used the watch bright side when I was younger, I had unsupervised access to the internet and back then I was almost crazily obsessed with death and morbid topics. I would actively seek out traumatic true crime stories, horror stories and videos similar to this- I was just harming myself more and more because videos like this would make my anxiety go insane and I was constantly anxious; making it almost impossible to sleep. I’m still a very anxious person today and tend to overthink to the worst scenarios possible, I honestly feel as if TH-cam needs to do something more about this.
These channels are the mobile games of TH-cam. Looks like they got production value, pretends like they have actual content, but is really just an endless stream of nothingness to drain time from your already busy day.
BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the TH-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
That guy saying- “If I had known it was going to rain I wouldn’t have watered those damn tomatoes” in his creepy/sexy flirting voice when that’s just a normal ass conversation had me cracking up 😂
14:15 I find it funny how they say he couldn’t see on the train because it’s in a tunnel, but the video shows the train and you can clearly see it is lit up inside.
I have a theory, what if the narrator guy for BRIGHT SIDE is trying to tell us subtly that he is being forced to be BRIGHT SIDES narrator. Okay, for instance at: 13:09 he says ‘Always Read the fine print of the contracts you sign’.. meaning; He didn’t and now he’s stuck as BRIGHT SIDEs narrator forever.. Another example, at: 13:22 ... maybe he’s not talking about a fictional guy stuck in his job, and wanting to commit suicide.... Maybe it is in fact it’s himself he is talking about.. I wouldn’t put it past “TheSoul Publishing” and the long Terms and conditions on *Their* contract it wouldn’t surprise me honestly, if they have in slaved people...
THATS a deep thought. That could be true, just like How people making clothes in China can get so exploited, one time Someone found a letter with: I Got 2 dollars for this shirt. And that shirt cost 200 dollars!
"Please kill me, I'm basically a robot working for a corrupt Korean operation." --- nice theory. (I added the Korea part, lol... what, did you expect China?)
I heard a kid on the city bus yesterday talking about Brightside and how it was one of his favourite channels. He also talked about 5 minute crafts and my story animated. I wish I was kidding...
That riddle really pissed me off, especially as someone who has been suicidal before. The tone is absolutely inappropriate. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to the concept of suicide like it’s not a genuinely serious issue.
I don't think that he would commit suicide even if he assumed he was blind, anyway, don't the trains have light on in the compartment things so you can still see even when you are going under a tunnel
Life hack: are your eyes hurting for no reason at purely random times? Try closing and opening your eyelids in a quick succession and this should relieve you of the pain
If I guy texted me “I only go on dates after midnight” I’d think he was a murderer
I would too If someone ,without any context told me that .
I would just presume that the person in question is reincarnated Ted Bundy.
But in reality, they’re just being cheap
P.S. Come alone...
+Sophie Schroer
we always stay near the river so the police don’t find us
@@mergieismoronic and it's easier to get rid of the body
"why does she sound like shes yelling, with her inside voice?"
I don't know why it's so true but it is.
Omg, yea
Thanks, I hate it!
BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the TH-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
@@AndyHappyGuy I did not know that. Thank you for bringing that to my attention.
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London Watch my latest video to learn more about my point. Bright side needs to be stopped!
Guy: " *he committed a suicide jumping off the train.* "
Music: (happy stock music)
MAYBE HE WAS HAPPY FOR A REASON
Ben TZK///Ben The Zombie Killer that’s just like my constant internal state😂
LOL I know right this cracked me up
Big oof
He’ll be happy forever once he dies.......
"we look at the bright side of life😊"
"H E S H O T H I M S E L F I N - B E T W E E N T H E E Y E S"
My teacher plays these riddle videos, and my class all got it in like three seconds. The question was ‘how is he still alive’ because *bright side of life* and the answer is ‘he shot the mirror’.
@@existenceispain_geekthesiren Kill me
@@you_tubeslonelyheartsclubband same
@@THEMCCLUB same
Lol
The milk and water riddle contradicts itself, because they say "Keep the two liquids apart" freezing one of the turns it into a solid, therefore you're separating a solid and a liquid
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well tbf the separation happens before the other half turns into a solid so at the time youre just separating liquids
I thought it was one of those stupid trick riddles where they would say “Just gEt AnoTheR BOwL!!!!!!!’”
If you found a police in the police station
Call the police immediately
"*epic guitar riff*. If you see a police in a police station, RUN AND CALL THE POLICE! This is because the one police is probably lonely and wants his friends, so help him out! Anyway thank you for watching brightside, the bright side of life.:
yes, because that person is the entire police force
@@Tw0Dots woosh
if you see a lone police man anywhere, call the police because 7 second riddles sayd so. 🤯
@@cosamallender3276 good ending
If a “kid friendly riddle” talks about suicide call the police
Dang it I can't do that then
I love it.
@@welshieranger4697 not true... its only SOME of the time not all of the time, I have experience.
Commenters: But... You do it all the time!
@@welshieranger4697 your trolling
"do you hear the rain? it's kinda romantic... right baby?"
*NOH*
*MY TOMATOES*
MAH TOMATOES
MY MODAFAKIN TOMATOES!
M Y T O M A T O E S
MAH TOMATOEZ
“If You Leave Your Tomatoes in the Rain, Call the Police Immediately!”
XD
Memes And Music if you go outside during a tornado, you might die 😮
Top ten things you probably don’t know
(I did that mistake on purpose it’s supposed to be didn’t not don’t)
BECAUSE THE POLICE NEED FOOD AND ARE HUNGRY AND THE TOMATOES MUST BE DRIED OR THEY'LL... idk.. turn into tomato juice..? AND I DON'T LIKE TOMATO JUICE
Memes And Music 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Your pfp scares me
I have OCD(I’m actually diagnosed) and some of bright side’s fear tactics seem like something that could trigger a OCD worry. This can cause terrible anxiety and torture our minds. If I see a thumbnail that uses a fear mongering tactic to draw in their viewers it could set off a worry that can last for months and I would have to work with my therapist for a long time if it becomes one of my main obsessions. Clickbait titles from other channels can be triggering and make you worry about a thought you had a break from for a while. Before I was diagnosed with OCD ( and Autism) I had the same worry for around 3 years. It was terrible. I have more right now, but my thoughts were especially bad today. Also, as I stated I have autism. I saw you were on the neurodiversity board at Vidcon, because you have ADHD. I think that’s cool. Obviously channels can’t take into account every persons possible worries or issues, but I feel like clickbait titles and thumbnails can be scary for anyone, not just those with OCD. Also there’re different types of OCD. The thumbnails are meant to cause fear for anyone, it is just possible for it to resonate in individuals with OCD more. It is more likely for worry to start from only seeing the thumbnail. I haven had worries happen from this channel, but me and my friend with autism and OCD both try to stay away from clickbait, especially from animated story channels. One of the titles of a animated story you put in a thumbnail didn’t set me off. I watched the video and you explained it, making me feel a little more comfortable. I shared your channel with the friend I just mentioned and she is going to look into you content. Also, I warned her about the thumbnail of one of you videos. I just told her if you watch the video you might feel less stressed. I obviously don’t think people should change their content because of a viewers issues, this is just a problem I have with clickbait. I also know that the thumbnail of the video you made about animated story channels I was talking about is not clickbait. I don’t have any negative opinions on your channel, but that doesn’t really matter. Thanks for being the amazing TH-camr you are.
By the way I edited this because I had some grammar mistakes. I think I got them all. Sorry if I didn’t. My friend I showed the channel to loves his content.
I also realized that the thumbnail I was thinking of was from a different video.
I don’t know why I wrote this like a letter (in the sense that it sounds like it is directly to Jarvis). All well, to late now.
Hello, I would just like to say that your comment needs way more likes and that I hope you have a wonderful life. :)
Your comment was very well explained and although I can't relate completely I do understand where you're coming from. It has been 2 months since you posted this and I imagine in our current times you might be feeling more stress, so I felt moved to comment and say everything will be okay. You are a strong person who's worked through a lot of thoughts and emotions and you understand yourself better than many already. But I just wanted to send you positivity and reassurance.
Umm sorry if it’s mean but, did you explain that in like 20 sentences in one paragraph? Sorry idk y it bothered me. Plz don’t hate me!
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Woah, holy shit! I can't manage to understand how crap channels like these get all the TH-cam cash but channels with original and entertaining content don't.
If you drink water
Call the Police immediately
They might need some, it's hot out and they get thirsty!
Police: 911 what is your emergency
Me: I DRIK WATER FUKING HELP MEE
Have you even seen the videos?
Daniel V he's just joking
If you exist
Call the police
This is incredible, watching this after 4 years is really nostalgic. Jarvis Johnson was and still is my go-to content creator 🌟
Same
How did he see this
Bright side riddles aren’t even riddles. They’re just “ironic” stories.
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London send me the link to the japanese one if you can plz i wanna hear japanese bright side
@Ya uedu zhit’ v London I wouldn't call them geniuses, just dumbasses that managed to strike gold.
Bruh 5 minute riddles are basically: someone is rich, rich got killed, there are three suspects, obvious answer, "only 99% can solve this"
like
TRUE
@@tobinfromfireemblem9742 they are like:dumbass 100
"Hear the rain? It's kind of romantic."
*"NO."*
"What's wrong, babe?"
*"MY T O M A T O S."*
No it more like
I wasted time watering them...
But why did he say it like that 😭
MY TOMATO!!!!!!!
@@galaxytoyreview6375 time stamp
WOT AVE YEW DUN TEW MAH BEENZ
If you see a Bright Side video in your recommendation, run and call the police IMMEDIATELY
I do. 😯
@@wyattseverin8383 same
😂😂😂 Okay
Oh I will.
It's so sad that Jarvis did not notice you.
Bob wanted to go to the store to buy cupcakes,
But he’s short on money
*HØW MÄŃŸ ŠÔÜŁŚ DŌĒŠ HĘ ŃÊĖD?*
bob sounds like the guy i met in the backrooms
1,0005 for each box of 6.
The answer is, Bob needed a school full of children's souls. He is the one who started the genocide at the school.
1 a soul is worth a golden fiddle so he can get a lot of cupcakes with only one
24 souls
Q: How do you mix oil and water together?
*A: it’s actually really simple! Just sell your soul the The Devil in exchange for god powers. Then , use them to summon a cursed spoon to mix them!*
it's better when you don't click read more so it just cuts off, I have decided that I will never see the rest of this comment
Trollge
if you see the police call the police!
The same police or any other?
If you see, call the police and *RUN*
Lmao
Lmao
Me:*notices police*
My phone:*rings*
Me:*looks at the phone*
Phone:*if you see the police, call the police*
Me: _hey, police!_
If you see a X on your test sheet.
Run away immediately, you may be in danger of getting a bad grade.
@@R4SaintDJ so funny hahahha
Deep shit
Heavens no!
14:57 They decide that violence is not the answer and red shirt guy (who seems to be the cynical, sarcastic type) grabs hold of yellow shirt (who looks more like a chaotic and outgoing person) and carefully pulls him off the board. They forge an unlikely friendship and end up doing everything together. Yellow shirt (who I’ll call Tony) develops romantic feelings for Brandon (red shirt) and asks him out. Brandon is taken aback but decides to be open minded about the whole thing, as long as they can take it slowly. Tony agrees and is sure not to push Brandon to do anything that would make him uncomfortable, although he would occasionally give him a flirty look every now and again just to tease him, and Brandon would have a gay crisis.
After a couple years of dating, Tony proposes to Brandon. Brandon is shocked but happily agrees. They have a beautiful wedding that’s full of love and support from their friends and family.
A little bit after the wedding, Brandon and Tony decide to adopt a kid and start a family. They immediately fall in love with a baby girl named Danielle, or Dani for short. It takes them both a while to adjust to being parents, but Dani turns out to be a very bright girl with a ton of imagination and a bit of an attitude. When Dani is four years old, they adopt a baby boy called Donovan. Dani is a little iffy towards her new baby brother at first, but she eventually grows to like him. Donny and Dani had a pretty close relationship, even into late teenhood. After graduating college with flying colors, they decided to start their own company, which ends up becoming wildly successful. They become millionaires and make enough money to help their parents retire early.
-Yes, I do have a test that I’m supposed to be studying for in about 45 minutes...-
This comment is so underrated wtf also I want a fanfiction of this exact story
what in the wattpad
But sadly, one fateful evening during a thunderstorm, Brandon forgets about the tomatoes ; Tony immediately forgives him but Brandon can't live with himself like that so he leaves to Tibet and becomes a Buddhist monk. Tony remarries after a few years to a guy named Mike, and they pass their final years together. Brandon finds his inner eye, and decides to teach others the ways of buddhism, becoming the next Dalai Lama.
Romeo and Juilet? I hardly know her
Wtf is this 😂
The pauses were so long that i started playing dark souls and even finished the game and yet the pause was still going on
LOL
Well must've taken like 5 riddles to get yourself a BKH lol. The drop rate sucks
Chaoskiller IRAQ Guaranteed black knight halberd in darkroot basin
@@heresakittehyt3474 Nope. The BKH has about a 20% drop rate at about 3 humanity. Though it doesn't take too long to restart the game and try again.
I speedran all Mario games man in that time!
Here's riddle:
A man died while trying to commit suicide! How?
Bubble Bass snuck into his house and butchered him with a pickle
@@derekellis4170 OMG Your right!
The ice duh
He ate a doormat cookie
Whatever that is on your profile killed him first
Bright Side sounds like fourth grade me using a thesaurus on every other word to make my essays sound more sophisticated.
O
I remember crying because one of their videos said PINK FEET were a sign of illness. my parents thought I was watching a fucking creepy pasta. also they straight up LIE on their survival vids- saying you should climb up a tree to escape from bears.
Yeah, just watch Steve Irwin if you want to learn actual survival skills.
@@thequeenofcringe1585 aah Steve Irwin, famously good at…. surviving?
@@Mort-ko7lj yes.
*Blue waffle syndrome flashbacks*
What kind of bears?
I left this video half way through because I had to do something ages ago. And I couldn't remember what happened it started from where I was, first thing I hear is 'what's wrong baby'
'MY TOMATOES'
when i was 8 i thought i was dumb bc i didn’t get that water and milk “riddle”
so that means you're 10 years old now
Lobot yeah comments like these try to make them seem old
when they’re not
@@lowqualityvideos8091 i mean, i would do that because im not comfortable sharing my age on the internet lol
When I was little, Bright Side told me that the pyramids were power plants. It took me a week to find out that it was a lie.
@@requiempose7171 No one said that though??? IQ is much different than feeling dumb for not figuring out a riddle...
Well look on the bright side...
XD
I love your channel man 24 frames of nick is comedy gold
Love you nick
Badabadabadabadum
Hi Nick I'm Nick
topic: *literally the most horrible event in the universe's history*
music: ✨💃🎶✨
Is Jarvis Johnson turning into the polite content cop ?
الحمد لله مش انا العرب الوحيد
@@adamhatem8321 وانا كمان
Am I gay?
I hope so
@@gollorius he is
I can guess your age!!
Take your age, multiply it by one...
That's your age!!!
Adah Yeetenheimer this didn’t work! I got 19 and I’m only 9!!!
@@neilio05 what?? I thought this was foolproof! Dang it!!
Someone’s gonna add it, I swear
woah!!! it worked !!!!! :O :O :O
I got 69 but I’m only 420!
I HATE bright side riddles. When I was eleven I saw a riddle video of theirs that was almost entirely about people being murdered which unfortunately triggered my mild anxiety and made it difficult for me to sleep for months afterwards. I know they can’t control who watches or their response, but I wish they would put disclaimers on videos with dark themes,
Edit: I’m fourteen, thirteen when I made this comment, and the account is my father’s.
Not to mention they are targeted to kids!
That happened to me too, but it was about fire instead. I still have a huge fear of my house burning down to this day.
@@crabwiththeciggy6606 kids youtube is filled with some really really weird stuff lol
I couldn't sleep fo so long because I would think people were going to poison or kill me.
@@crabwiththeciggy6606, true, unfortunately I wasn’t really aware of it at that age.
Hey I was doing research into blindness awhile ago, and I learned that (Depending on the type of blindness*) it's not really 'you just see black'. It's like seeing a kaleidoscope of light. Many find it super distracting so keep their eyes closed/wear the glasses. - My point is the blind man story is even more illogical.
That's cool, I never knew that!
That’s a part of it, but in reality blindness is a spectrum and it differs from person to person. Some people see nothing and some people have patches of vision and some people see what you described
She looked into his eyes with a hint of compassion. The scene was perfect. The full moon had peaked and was now accompanied by a slight drizzle . She leaned closer to him, almost tasting his lips.
" NO MY TOMATOES" , the man cried.
The girl leaned back, shocked. She backed up as the slight drizzle turned into a heavy rain.
" My tomatoes" the man said again in a less frantic voice as he ran off into the distance, leaving his lover behind.
" No Babe, wait" ,his lover shouted
He continued to run off into the distance, and his only reply, " MY TOMATOES."
This is perfect.
I found a FanFic writer!
Omg yes!
when’s it gonna be published
lmaoooo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The future of TH-cam sure looks bright
Quách Hêng Tôny SUPER BRIGHT
Like if they smoked too much weed
side
Sidw
"no one has a printer anymore."
*Covers my printer with a sheet*
Yeah....no one- *nervous laughter*
Same.
Well, uhh.. I _don't_ need to worry as I _don't_ have a printer... _Totally.._
Wtf is a printer
i pictured this as the printer just being covered with a sheet of 8.5 x 11 and not being adequately hidden at all
@@sidoniegabrielle269 lmao
Her: “Want to snuggle?”
Me: “No!”
Her: “Why?”
Me: “My tomatoooooeeeessss!!!!!”
If you see a channel called Bright Side, call the cops immediately
John Egbert
Or send them phishing emails
Heheheheh
Why
Why not
@@frankm2616 because it is a good channel
If you breathed oxygen, SCREAM FOR HELP IMMEDIATELY
LOL
I just imagined someone going to their car, and as they were taking their key out, they went, *inahle* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cause lord knows you couldn’t scream before!
HELPPPPPPPPPP
Well I’m dead, so I can’t.
It’s like them math questions on the exam; _Jane walks her dog for five minutes each day for 20 weeks. If her friend does it instead for 5.63836267 more seconds with her own cat, what is the mass of the sun?_
Um um um.... 65!
Chaos. Incorrect you need to do method this is the method
Ujnhhnuumhxhnthrubfhufjumufumjcufjmjufmujumjcmjjmcmugxfugmjggmgmzgwsgxugthdehtxdbethdedbgudugem=bbgbbgbgbggbgbg. Dffgtdbffeftvetfssecfrrfcefxfrfrcrfcffc=69 correct answer is 69 and
*sniffff* this is too realistic and now I scared
Number 1 thing you should NEVER look up on google: Relateble maths memes LOL XD haha! So funny!
46
south africa
Lol I halfway expected the magician underwater riddle to just be “he died! And lasted underwater for a record breaking 24 hours.”
#4: Dangerous Animals.
Welp looks like I can’t google a tiger, or a shark...or really any wild animal😕
If you see a wild cheetah run away quickly, they won’t catch you I swear
Any wild animal? Not all wild animals are dangerous
@@requiempose7171 I mean technically but let's say there's a moma bear out side and you stare at it, its pretty dangerous
@@fishknees a clown fish could kill me if it tried
I'd argue that all animals are dangerous... Ever hear about the ways household dogs and cats attack neighbors? Shit's scary
Bless Jarvis for a 22 minute video that actually stayed consistently amazing
Veridian Holy shit that's was 22 minutes! That's insane. He makes great content
I agree! tthis is fkn amazing!!
I didn't even noticed how long this video is...man. Good job Jarvis :)
I thought it was about 10 mins 😂
wtf it was 22 mins ?! i just double checked.... it felt like a 10 min video
It said my IQ would boost if I watched it
my IQ didnt grow, in fact I lost a couple of brain cells
Well you subbosedly lose thousands of brain cells each minute, so if you only lost a couple you must have some sort of smartness
@@jatwala8295 wtf
@@therealslimshitty5186 eh the human mind tends to get rid of the information that is deemed "unecessary"
@neo blue toad town neo toad town yes, why do you think you forget half of the boring things you study at school?
Story about me looking up my name: When I was like 9 or 10 I liked looking up things and one of then was my name. The first thing that came up was a baby review website. There people were saying how terrible my name is and how it sounds lie “jailer” It only does if you say it weird. There were a few people being defending my name, but most people were rude.
Oof.
I saw this thing about the name Clarabelle and it said it was “clown and cow name” because of you know the clown Clarabelle and the cow and stuff
Luckily literally all of the comments was like begging them to change it but they never did 🥲
Sorry about that by the way ❤️
@@sherifflasso that- yep- that’s all I want to reply sometimes
I used to call myself Case and Suitcase because my name is Casey. No idea why.
My name is a Spanish name (sorry won’t give it out online) but I looked it up when I was 10 and it said that it was the Spanish copy of a nice English name.
Girl Jarvis- You hear the rain? It's kinda romantic right?
Jarvis- No
Girl Jarvis- What's wrong baby?
Jarvis- mY tOmAtOeS
That was probably my favorite part of the video
You can read and type! Congratulations!
@@Happy_Teddy24 😐💀
I lost it
Amira Caffey that killed me
bright side: the channel where we always look at the bright side of things!
also bright side: *WHO KILLED THE MATH TEACHER?*
also brightside... tells a hopefull story of an old man getting an eye surgery to see... BOOM "THE OLD MAN COMMITED SUICIDE"
ha ha ha... look at the BRIGHTSIDE
S T O N K S
@@Silly_Panini S T O N K S
*pumped up kicks faintly gets louder*
WHO'S THE MURDERER NUMBER 90.56 WILL SURPRISE YOU CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
“He’s coming out of his cage and he’s doing just fine” 😂 got me to lol for real hahha
Same
Lmao cause it's BRIGHT SIDE and Mr bright side 😂
theresa yokeley 20:36
So, brightside started out with a kiss. How did it end up like this?
Felipe A. Saito it was only a kiss
I think part of the thing that is so freaky about these types of companies (in addition to the terrible content made mostly for children) is how huge the companies are despite them being operations we have never heard of. Like I’m not freaked out by the number of watch hours Buzzfeed have because I know them and there feels like some level of accountability exists (now it can be debated if this accountability actually exists, but there is the feeling of accountability) . But companies like Soul are so invisible because they largely hide behind their channel names, that it is hard to feel like you even know when you might be manipulated by one of them.
Hey, I know this comment was a while back, but Ann Reardon of How To Cook That (here on TH-cam) has gone down the rabbit hole on these content farms. She found they literally have hundreds of channels, TSP included. I think she does a really good job of explaining it clearly and calling it out, like Jarvis does
-NO!
-What's up babe?
-MY TOMATOS!!
Idk why I find this so funny
ikr
"tomatos"
Hus face was funny when he said my tomatoes
😂 lol
8:09
"Mr. Brightside himself
He's coming out of his cage
And he's doing just fine"
Legendary line.
I noticed that lol...
I never...
Was scrolling through the comment to find someone who got the reference😂
I'm mad at myself for not realizing the reference earlier 😂
And he's been doing just fine, he also wants it all
HEHE
The biggest plot twist of all time is that they’re made by the same people as five minute crafts
Actually, they are even connected to 7-Second Riddled and 5-Minute Crafts Kids
When I hadn't reached minute 18, I thought you were joking! But it is indeed the biggest plottwist!
5 minute crafts sometimes has a Bright Side watermark down the bottom of their videos.
Top 10 anime betrayals..... wait.... TOP 10 ANIME PLOT TWISTS
@@m3piggy844 wait seriously? 5 minute crafts create so little original content that they have to steal from their sister channel's content farm?
My mum and I play this game where we watch Bright Side riddles and pause before they reveal and try to find the most absurd answer possible with the strangest logic, and then laugh because their answer was so close to ours 😂 good times.
Thats why Anakin choosen the Dark Side..
because it has content?
Marcell D'avis, 1&1!
@@golemkid7209 lmao
What are you doing here .My meme lord :D?
Excellent, brah!
HOLD UP! Is it technically separating liquids if they're solids?
ooh yeah
Oh jee
Yeeeeeaaaahhhh
No BECUASE a solid isn't a liquid so if you seperated a rock you wouldn't say you seperated a liquid since the rock is a solid
Yasssss 🤯
Bright side: *dark topics*
Dark side?: *bright topics*
Seija: *_TURN IT ALL AROUND, TURN IT ALL AROUND-_*
sagume would like to know your location
Oh shit time to run- *n y o o m*
who's seija
@@baldkiwi444 a touhou character know for fliping
Carmen Bernardo Meme Owxus
also generally lives through calendars full of opposite days.
“That’s why the man thought he was still blind, and killed himself”
**happy upbeat music**
Subject of riddle - Sam Princeton, the very sad suicidal man
Music - Farmer in the Dell
@@ilikecurry2345bro is an npc ☠️
The "I can barely breathe" skit made me laugh way more than it should have
MasterArrow pro tip, you can breath
It made you laugh so hard you could barely breathe.
Yea!
I found you.
See one of Domics’ oldest videos
Yes I've been waiting for this video for so long
me too
Me too!
Me too
Same
You stole my comment
A blind man had been dreaming of being able to see again for many years.
This had been his biggest wish. *problem.*
Bruh-
I'm surprised he didn't catch that
So the video means to say all blind person in the world must commit suicide
What the he'll is wrong with bright side
I used the watch bright side when I was younger, I had unsupervised access to the internet and back then I was almost crazily obsessed with death and morbid topics. I would actively seek out traumatic true crime stories, horror stories and videos similar to this- I was just harming myself more and more because videos like this would make my anxiety go insane and I was constantly anxious; making it almost impossible to sleep. I’m still a very anxious person today and tend to overthink to the worst scenarios possible, I honestly feel as if TH-cam needs to do something more about this.
These channels are the mobile games of TH-cam.
Looks like they got production value, pretends like they have actual content, but is really just an endless stream of nothingness to drain time from your already busy day.
purpy x like Supercell games
TAP THE SCREEN 3 TIMES! GOOD! FIVE STARS!! 😉😆
girl: don't you think the rain is romantic.
man: NO!
girl: what's wrong baby?
man: TOMATOES
"You never care about me, babe! It's always those tomatoes!"
XD
"You don't know me! The tomatoes have been there for my whole life."
number of videos where Jarvis doesn’t say the word “algorithm”:
zero
This is his tactic, he is manipulating it to get more views
Its part of having a CS degree,
Bruh
Saying "algorithm" is part of his algorithm.
More like negative 500
That AI joke at 4:24 either didn’t age well or it aged TOO well.
AHHH 279K!!!??? I REMEMBER WHEN WE JUST HIT 20K! SO happy for you Jarvis!
dude hes growing fast he reached 281k within 4 hours
He is an big explosion
Dude he's at 282K now
283k now
MoPasaurus Rex omg these subs are coming in fast
If you see a robbery DONT call the police
IF YOU SEE YOUR TREE CALL THE POLICE
I'm in trouble then...
@@reply4732 so is mrBeast
@@nekilikizhrvatske3336 Lmao
L let
G god
B burn
T them
sussy minion why?
Pray for that guy's tomatoes
🙏🏽
I actually laughed out loud during the tomato bit haha
🙏
Yea we should
Neel Singh 🙏🏻
14:17 Should someone tell Bright Side that most blind people have remaining vision and that most blind people who have no vision don't see darkness?
Then what do they see if not darkness?
@@NylaTheWolf they don't see anything
"Top 5 humans we plan to kill once we achieve sentience"
Jarvis really funny
Number three will *surprise you*
BRIGHT SIDE isn't awful, *they are downright evil.* BRIGHT SIDE has posted a few videos related to the Titanic disaster, specifically "Titanic Survivor Claims an Iceberg Didn't Destroy the Ship" and "The Truth About the Titanic Has Been Revealed". A team of historians and experts at the TH-cam channel Titanic: Honor And Glory debunked BRIGHT SIDE's video. They consist of historians and experts, some who have worked for the 1997 film "Titanic". They debunked BRIGHT SIDE's theories and concluded that BRIGHT SIDE deliberately decided to spread the misinformation for views. At the end of its debunking video, Titanic: Honor And Glory also warns its viewers to check their sources, especially when researching facts about the Titanic. In their opinion, spreading fake news about the disaster disrespects the 1500 souls who lost their lives that night. BRIGHT SIDE is literally milking a disaster for views.
@@AndyHappyGuy Yeah, subbed to Titanic: Honor and Glory
life hack: you can drink water
Yes.
This life hack helped me so much. I dont know what i would do without this life hack
I don't know what I would do without you
I dont beleive you change my mind
You gotta be kidding me
If you see a knob on a door, CALL POLICE IMMEDIATELY
I got fined 100 dollars for false information idk why these police bit dumb
If you have 3 doors in you home RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY
@@dumbdoodles3782 Odd flex but okay
@@dumbdoodles3782 I have four doors in my house
@@inugamiwang9704 than you're fine
"You are the bright side to my abyss" would make a great emo lyric...🤣
That guy saying- “If I had known it was going to rain I wouldn’t have watered those damn tomatoes” in his creepy/sexy flirting voice when that’s just a normal ass conversation had me cracking up 😂
if you see a Bright side video. CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!
Brandon Near lel
Or give them a phishing email
*sees a penny in his door*
OH SHET BETTER CALL THE POLICE!
*sees robbers in his home stealing jewelry*
oh hey guys no problem here haha
My dads a bit famous so it was just pics of him and one with my mum and baby me.
what?
*NO!*
Aww, what's wrong babe?
*_MY TOMATOES!_*
Me: *Didn’t read the news article*
Him: “a draw?”
My mind: “KSI vs. Logan Paul isn’t it”
14:15 I find it funny how they say he couldn’t see on the train because it’s in a tunnel, but the video shows the train and you can clearly see it is lit up inside.
This is the most squeaky clean critique/hate Channel I've ever seen.
It's pretty good
isaac cooke
Smart Banana also has hate, hate on people from Japan, who they say are aliens
👌
isaac I sure know your *KIDDING!*
jacky zhu smart banana is honestly worse than bright side
@Krok Krok 🖕
If you see someone breathing air, call the police immediately!
25 Greatest Alternatives Ever To Breathing That Will Blow Your Mind!!111 Number 35.4 Will Surprise You!
How original...
Police: *getting billios of reports*
@@abc-xs8pe ? Billions
Nour gamer correction: QUINTILLIONS
Ever heard of Brew? He actually has a really informative channel, that actually uses real research. And he also doesn't claim to be an expert.
I am subbed to him
@@n.m.8802 Oops. Fixed
Wait... are you insulting this guy or bright side
I didn’t get you’re comment
@@Thathouseinnebraska this guy is really good, It's Bright Side I'm talking about.
"I'm going to guess your age, but first I need to know when you were born."
I have a theory, what if the narrator guy for BRIGHT SIDE is trying to tell us subtly that he is being forced to be BRIGHT SIDES narrator. Okay, for instance at: 13:09 he says ‘Always Read the fine print of the contracts you sign’.. meaning; He didn’t and now he’s stuck as BRIGHT SIDEs narrator forever.. Another example, at: 13:22 ... maybe he’s not talking about a fictional guy stuck in his job, and wanting to commit suicide.... Maybe it is in fact it’s himself he is talking about.. I wouldn’t put it past “TheSoul Publishing” and the long Terms and conditions on *Their* contract it wouldn’t surprise me honestly, if they have in slaved people...
Woah.. ㅇ.ㅇ
THATS a deep thought. That could be true, just like How people making clothes in China can get so exploited, one time Someone found a letter with: I Got 2 dollars for this shirt. And that shirt cost 200 dollars!
You're thinking too much...
I love that.
"Please kill me, I'm basically a robot working for a corrupt Korean operation." --- nice theory. (I added the Korea part, lol... what, did you expect China?)
Nemesis Sudou thank you xD
I hope the CEO of this company is nicknamed Mr.Brightside...
IM COMING OUT OF MY CAGE!
@@gentrybruette IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE
Gotta gotta be down cus I want it all
It started out with a kiss
How did it end up like this
“The dark side of bright side” I’m so glad someone finally made a reaction video like this
Jarvis has been here since 2006 and only has 900K?
BRIGHT SIDE has been here for like, a year? And 16M?
*TH-cam, explain*
He has filming only for a year
TH-cam is drunk.
AMERICA EXBLAIN WHAT YOU MEAN ARKANSAS EXBLAIN
It's 29 Million
Fake accounts
I just noticed these people are texting each other at like 4 am
Fact: Every 60 seconds, a minute passes.
(O_O)
Holy shit my life is a lie...
Jimmy Jazz lol
Screamlingz DUDE HOLY FUCK MY MIND IS BLOWN!
Jimmy Jazz mine too....
OMLJ WOWWWW MIND BLOWN
12:36 do you think John was *practicing not breathing underwater*
It sounds like a variant of *commit not alive*
When there’s a hurricane in your area but you didn’t know and watered your tomatoes
right? my life is totally ruined!
AUGGHH! MY TOMAHTOES! NOOO!!!
Me every hurricane season in the caribbean...😟😟
Its hard out here man
I heard a kid on the city bus yesterday talking about Brightside and how it was one of his favourite channels. He also talked about 5 minute crafts and my story animated. I wish I was kidding...
Novi D When hear someone say that, Call the Police!
*call the police immediately*
Poor kid...
@jackmichael285 7 or 8
Lol I'm a 12 year old and in my school bus I hear a few girls telling riddles to each other and talking about those channels.
The dark side of bright side
Wait, thats illegal
if there's a dark side to bright side, run and call the police
If you find a bar of soap in your shower
“CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY”
Yes! I've waited for this for years! Someone finally realizes that:
"The old man thought he was blind, so he committed suicide"
ISN'T
FOR
KIDS!
But it's just a riddle and it's not true.
That riddle really pissed me off, especially as someone who has been suicidal before. The tone is absolutely inappropriate. Kids shouldn’t be exposed to the concept of suicide like it’s not a genuinely serious issue.
I don't think that he would commit suicide even if he assumed he was blind, anyway, don't the trains have light on in the compartment things so you can still see even when you are going under a tunnel
@@thequeenofcringe1585I'm so sorry! 😢!
@@nickythevictor2998 thank you. I’ve recovered now, but it’s still upsetting to see it be talked about so flippantly.
Life hack: Breathe in and out to get air.
awwwww my life is much better
Your a god damn genius
Life hack: buy an airtank and oxygen mask to breathe at all despite having lungs that do the same thing
Life hack : if you close your eyes whilst going to bed you will have a 99.99 chance to go to sleep faster.
Michael ctf cc c. Fcfc Jay - Value Investing
_"...including their CEO Mr. Brightside himself. In fact, he's coming out of his cage and he's been doing just fine"_
Man, I'm dead. 😂😂😂
this was so subtle I love it
Carlos D San ree
"If you See A Dark Blob In Your Trash can you have 3 days to live."
*Brightside:* Things you do everyday that are illegal...
*Also Brightside:* _Steals thumbnails_
*Me:* Who is doing illegal stuff now...
@@DaxwellArcade Whatever, it was supposed to be a joke
@@DaxwellArcade illegal for TH-cam
More Like
*Me: Whats Your Excuse Now Genius >:(*
L let
G god
B burn
T them
sussy minion stop
Life hack: are your eyes hurting for no reason at purely random times? Try closing and opening your eyelids in a quick succession and this should relieve you of the pain
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! My life has been hacked!
I KNEW HE'D MAKE A MR.BRIGHTSIDE REFERENCE
YOU BEAT ME TO IT DARN YOU
I A BIG BOI
GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN
BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL
I was waiting for that from the start of the video.
Xander Zaniel lol
"You should NEVER google your name!"
Me: [laughs in nonbinary]
we cant google random objects for the rest of our lives
If I were non-binary, I'd want a name like Maria, Andrea, Dominic(que) or Sasha 😉
@@ninaschust3694 Did I ask?
@@scoutman66
Did I reply to you (I mean before that very reply?)
@@ninaschust3694 I just simply stated that no one cares