WooHoo: It’s Troom Troom, but worse

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  • Troom Troom has a secret second channel and it is somehow worse.
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  • @fedos
    @fedos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7040

    "I don't know what woohoo is."
    Someone doesn't play The Sims.

    • @paprikaa117
      @paprikaa117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      Smh everybodies saying this and I don't get it-
      Please explain

    • @fedos
      @fedos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +343

      @@paprikaa117 Somebody doesn...
      Just kidding. In The Sims "woohoo" means sex. sims.fandom.com/wiki/WooHoo

    • @themilkman7664
      @themilkman7664 4 ปีที่แล้ว +242

      @@fedos I didn't expect you to be so blatant

    • @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062
      @naturescorruptedinfactorie8062 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

      person lol
      Gotta say facts when you gotta say facts.

    • @fedos
      @fedos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      @@themilkman7664 No point in not being blunt. If someone doesn't legitimately doesn't know then not telling the truth outright is doing them a disservice.

  • @brycemw
    @brycemw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4952

    “Will it be a problem that we only have one voice actor?”
    “No, making one person sounds like two is _super easy, barely an inconvenience_ ”

  • @thatandreamusic
    @thatandreamusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2903

    We actually have a club in Glasgow, Scotland called 'Flat 0/1' that's supposed to look like someone's flat (or apartment as you say) with jumbled furniture, a bed, a swing made of a bathtub and it only serves the terrible kind of drinks you'd get at a house party as a teenager... It's good fun! They even have a 'to rent' sign out the front

    • @thatsdisco
      @thatsdisco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      oh wow, now I wanna visit that place it sounds dope!! A swing made of a bathtub?? That's crazy

    • @davidbosy4275
      @davidbosy4275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Sounds like a dope place tho

    • @Eli-mn5cq
      @Eli-mn5cq 3 ปีที่แล้ว +111

      From what I know, the roof caved in and it has been permanently closed.

    • @thatandreamusic
      @thatandreamusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@Eli-mn5cq Oh my god how did I not know about this happening 2 years ago? I swore I was there not long before lockdown but it must have been longer than I thought!

    • @RettMikhal
      @RettMikhal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I prefer Lebowskis.

  • @ayan1170
    @ayan1170 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7579

    “What do WooHoo even mean??”
    Sims Players: *DON’T*

    • @intaze
      @intaze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      I- LMAO

    • @ripoeditz9171
      @ripoeditz9171 3 ปีที่แล้ว +224

      I had to search this up
      Thanks for ruining my childhood

    • @dylic2251
      @dylic2251 3 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      I thought more people would know what that means

    • @crossplayed
      @crossplayed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      M H M

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@dylic2251 yea

  • @icycheese950
    @icycheese950 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2160

    Worse than Troom Troom? At that point that’s actually impressive

    • @cornybram845
      @cornybram845 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      What do you mean? Troom Troom is amazing!

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@cornybram845 Is that Sarcasm? I mean, I hope so.

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      They need some sort of medal or something

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah especially since jarvis said troom troom is the worst channel on youtube

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kaledrone I think they meant amazingly bad

  • @godofallpotatoes1614
    @godofallpotatoes1614 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5577

    Welcome to Jarvis Johnson gold, where things are a little less scripted, a little less edited, and he drinks la croix

    • @anonomysanonomys3533
      @anonomysanonomys3533 3 ปีที่แล้ว +665

      Maybe even a little wacky

    • @theonabailey7646
      @theonabailey7646 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      Hey it's that Danny 👀

    • @savi_kay
      @savi_kay 3 ปีที่แล้ว +606

      Ah! A reference to Kurtis's second channel. What's up, fellow little stinker?

    • @siviou
      @siviou 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      oh god 😂

    • @floralnoodle
      @floralnoodle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      That sounds awfully familiar...

  • @mallosteric
    @mallosteric 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5423

    I really appreciate that Jarvis uses a backup mic. The responsibility is real

    • @kdjets
      @kdjets 4 ปีที่แล้ว +384

      Well that's the kind of premium service you get with Jarvis Johnson Gold

    • @lobdooks
      @lobdooks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@blvvlb6830 haha fort time kinda sounds like fortnite LOL! Two thumbs way up

    • @Reilvrsstarzx
      @Reilvrsstarzx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@lobdooks are you okay

    • @Knapperoni
      @Knapperoni 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@kdjets (GOLD!)

    • @vanessa-tn2ls
      @vanessa-tn2ls 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@lobdooks Yes.$.$.$.

  • @brynnawill7475
    @brynnawill7475 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6223

    honestly pretty embarrassing not to be a gold subscriber at this point... those fools simply will not know the classic bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick

    • @zeffery101
      @zeffery101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      that dab was perfectly executed and held for an impressive amount of time- 10/10 performance 👏👏👏

    • @gemiguess
      @gemiguess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Yeah the class bottle-flip-trick-the-security-guard-into-dabbing trick is awesome!You’ve gotta be embarrassed to not be a GOLD subscriber!

    • @rosethealienboi6847
      @rosethealienboi6847 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Right? They are missing out on this premium content

    • @stonefree7973
      @stonefree7973 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      They're missing out on truly premium content

    • @Bombs-_-
      @Bombs-_- 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This sounds like a speedrun trick

  • @MrEmmi-
    @MrEmmi- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +884

    AFTER HE SAID “I HAVE TO GO SNEAK A FEW CHICKEN NUGGETS UP MY BUTT” IT CUT TO AN AD FOR CHICKEN NUGGETS AND I’M QUAKING

    • @lutalowilbert2998
      @lutalowilbert2998 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      AAAAAAAAAAA

    • @mftemi
      @mftemi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      HELPAHAHAH-

    • @maniacalclefable1354
      @maniacalclefable1354 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Shit stop please no no bad dog ew I haven’t seen it but I can visualize it and I hate it.

    • @Styxintheriver
      @Styxintheriver 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@maniacalclefable1354have you grown up yet

  • @supertc1111
    @supertc1111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1334

    This sounds like a story written by AI and acted by humans verbatim... like drunk history, but AI

    • @ragdoll747
      @ragdoll747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Al Gore?

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      AI Dungeon (2020)

    • @katiecat9353
      @katiecat9353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      It sounds like the story was written by AI and somehow acted by AI

    • @monarchgaming4106
      @monarchgaming4106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My illiterate a$$ read it like al no ai

    • @rosegem1112
      @rosegem1112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@ragdoll747 why did I think u meant the song verbatim

  • @christophermaldonado8893
    @christophermaldonado8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1349

    Stop trying to convince me to buy a Jean jacket it’s not gonna work.

    • @jetnagle8610
      @jetnagle8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Jokes on you, I already own a jean jacket

    • @drywyth
      @drywyth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      do it.

    • @fhpurcell5364
      @fhpurcell5364 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ikr I’m trying so very hard to resist the temptation

    • @rinnegankakashi
      @rinnegankakashi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bridget Nagle same !!!!!

    • @christophermaldonado8893
      @christophermaldonado8893 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I can’t I’m not stylish enough to pull it off.

  • @mysteryman4553
    @mysteryman4553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

    4:58
    "Last week, my friends and I came here 3 times. It's my first time coming"
    *Visible confusion*

    • @elithornton5217
      @elithornton5217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      They done it. I've gone full stoopid. Not stupid. Stoopid is worse.

    • @Liliana_the_ghost_cat
      @Liliana_the_ghost_cat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Maybe they mean something else with the words "coming" (😏)

    • @digitalharmony26
      @digitalharmony26 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      One was the guy talking the other was the woman responding I’m pretty sure. But honestly who knows 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

    • @StormgemThunder
      @StormgemThunder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Wait...
      I think the 3 times was fhe guy and first time was the girl?
      It switches who the camera is facing between those lines so thats my best guess

    • @iqlerxL
      @iqlerxL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I thought the girl said she came here 3 times-

  • @entity8353
    @entity8353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3016

    oh no I wasn't gold enough all I see is a black screen and the only sound is Jarvis berating my weakness

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Okay this is so underrated

    • @astralluna
      @astralluna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

      have you gotten gold enough yet? it’s been a while, i believe in you :^)

    • @Jackson_the_king66
      @Jackson_the_king66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Don’t give up! We believe in you! It’s worth it

    • @omnical6135
      @omnical6135 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      you'll be gold enough, soon

    • @toastandbutter7367
      @toastandbutter7367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Have you got gold yet?

  • @lizzlemmon6895
    @lizzlemmon6895 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2915

    Jarvis "The Rock" Johnson is back!

    • @dexenationgracey1979
      @dexenationgracey1979 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Does that make him The People's TH-camr?

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why's this have me sleep

    • @zeusrulez
      @zeusrulez 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Jarvis “The Jock” Johnson

    • @LonelyMinnesotan1
      @LonelyMinnesotan1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@zeusrulez cursed

    • @SmokyVirus1486
      @SmokyVirus1486 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I just got the joke after like 5 seconds

  • @sophiepollak9514
    @sophiepollak9514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +284

    If WooHoo turned out to be satire, I think I'd be the most creative and hilarious experiment ever

  • @elsie8757
    @elsie8757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1133

    Oh dear God, when the narrator said "maybe you'll find the guy of your dreams at this party" I thought he was talking to Jake, and I was taken aback by how inclusive WooHoo was being

  • @ayhuz
    @ayhuz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1080

    **Insert sims joke here**

    • @ew8550
      @ew8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      i woohooed with bella goth and Judith Ward this morning. PLUS, i can watch some ✨p r e m i u m✨ content that Jarvis has provided😌

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I will woohoo later

    • @kaavyakumar1683
      @kaavyakumar1683 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@ew8550 Who is Judith Ward

    • @mouthwaterin
      @mouthwaterin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@kaavyakumar1683 like madonna or marilyn monroe (i forgot which one) but in sims

    • @kaijahharrell7792
      @kaijahharrell7792 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lol I was looking for this comment 😂

  • @kaciepallan6332
    @kaciepallan6332 3 ปีที่แล้ว +684

    I believe SimplyNailogical figured out that Troom Troom/WooHoo is a content farm situation from Russia and localized (badly) to English which is why the voiceovers sound so alien

    • @acandybar283
      @acandybar283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ah. makes sense

    • @ThexDynastxQueen
      @ThexDynastxQueen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      I'm still trying to figure out why they add so many more steps as less would give you more time to make more videos. I know you wanna hit the 10 min mark but make it make sense. Like why did we need the club part? Who was that for? What is going on in Russia?!!

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Can’t you tell that just from looking at the videos?

    • @gardenthefermentingsound6218
      @gardenthefermentingsound6218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Ann reardon from How to Cook That exposed 5 minute crafts

    • @aslilyum
      @aslilyum 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@gardenthefermentingsound6218 Ann Reardon is an international treasure

  • @minaisfab17
    @minaisfab17 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2037

    I wonder if these people are ever ashamed to be in these annoying, horrible skits

    • @electr_icity4613
      @electr_icity4613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +165

      It would surprise you what lengths people would go to get a check.

    • @dumbyoshi1519
      @dumbyoshi1519 4 ปีที่แล้ว +155

      this reminded me of the tiktok audio where someone says “tururruru, yes i did that, and you’d do it too for a check, i was an employee, and i was going to get employee of the month”💀

    • @funkykongreal
      @funkykongreal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      They are not people

    • @TotallyNotSkylerVT
      @TotallyNotSkylerVT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      I don't think they speak English and/or probably don't care enough to watch the videos

    • @unfortunatelyiamsane
      @unfortunatelyiamsane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@TotallyNotSkylerVT oh they watch the videos. hahahah. but, the bag 💰

  • @oliverfulayter5515
    @oliverfulayter5515 4 ปีที่แล้ว +673

    I think i shit my pants laughing at, "Emotional Support Microwave."

  • @froggydraws_24
    @froggydraws_24 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    “the sound of snack wrappers is more relaxing than meditation!”
    well maybe i’ll just quit therapy and use ~snack wrappers~ to cure my anxiety great idea thanks WooHoo for saving me money on therapy-

    • @chloenaidoo6817
      @chloenaidoo6817 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      If you have anxiety... Then just stop being anxious
      Easy peasy

  • @SM-vx6bu
    @SM-vx6bu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2998

    I’ve been buying popcorn at the concession stand this whole time like an IDIOT instead of bringing my emotional support microwave with me to cook my own

    • @SupportMensMentalHealth
      @SupportMensMentalHealth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      Heres me with an emotional support dog when I could have a microwave...see ya Freddie, a microwave wont cost me a fortune in doggy treats

    • @lulusobel8643
      @lulusobel8643 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@SupportMensMentalHealth @S M What were you two thinking, going about your lives without an emotion support microwave?

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Idiot

    • @grim1044
      @grim1044 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@lulusobel8643 ikr what a moron

    • @cynthiaxwangcomedy
      @cynthiaxwangcomedy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      you mean to put flyers into that will inexplicably turn into chips, snacks and a beverage

  • @gavriellarutigliano2356
    @gavriellarutigliano2356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1174

    making one video into two. now that's the kinda magic you get with Jarvis Johnson! GOLD

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    14:42 don't you hate when you're trying to watch a movie and the chick who brought the microwave to the theater is just filling the room with *_MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM-_*

  • @shrunk5872
    @shrunk5872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9206

    I'm gonna be honest, it's refreshing to hear a male narrator in one of these "DIY" channels

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1132

      Yes. Unfortunately his voice is still irritating lmao

    • @alinafodorean5107
      @alinafodorean5107 4 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      WaOw

    • @BlurpleKoolaid
      @BlurpleKoolaid 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      I thought that was sexist when I read it but then I heard it

    • @roguevmaster4570
      @roguevmaster4570 4 ปีที่แล้ว +241

      Yeah 😂 Usually a female narrator is voicing the guys too

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Yea

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1772

    Theater: has Anti-Jake signs on the wall
    Jake: *Huh, I wonder what's that for*

    • @isaacs8783
      @isaacs8783 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      this sigh cant affect me cause I cant read

    • @mahsofabishweenie1866
      @mahsofabishweenie1866 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      It's because they are trying to catch the FakeJake

    • @MegaraTheUnwise
      @MegaraTheUnwise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He just wants to sell you great insurance

    • @shadowdecidueye
      @shadowdecidueye 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Where did you get jake? His names Ryan, but anyways.... yeah, I would also be confused if there was a anti me sign for some reason🤣

    • @AestheticWannabe
      @AestheticWannabe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jake: *”That sign can’t stop me, cause I can’t read!”*

  • @MLPRainySky02312
    @MLPRainySky02312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +817

    So NOBODY is gonna talk about how she literally said "My friends and I came here three times last week...its my first time coming!" with no break whatsoever

    • @HeyItsQuayshawn
      @HeyItsQuayshawn 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Jarvis addressed it directly, so why would we in the comments?

    • @MLPRainySky02312
      @MLPRainySky02312 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@HeyItsQuayshawn 4:40 nah, he didnt lmao, he was talking about the voices and completely ignored that part, but it was just too funny 🤣

    • @elis.4922
      @elis.4922 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      @@MLPRainySky02312 the first part was the girl and the second part was supposed to be the guy. You can't tell by the audio at all but I think the camera change was supposed to show the change in speaker

    • @pulatelephonics
      @pulatelephonics 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      @@MLPRainySky02312 he did though? He said since they don’t switch voices it can be hard to follow. That covered the weird sentences

    • @laganjaestranja2202
      @laganjaestranja2202 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I mean...it can make sense if you look at it another way lmao

  • @pauloleodrakon
    @pauloleodrakon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1105

    Can we just admire that is written "Puerto Mexico" on the shirt of Adam Biggs from the movie poster?

    • @Lu4455
      @Lu4455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      “Puerto Mexico” is probably a Countryhumans ship

    • @KnaveSmig
      @KnaveSmig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@Lu4455 You just reminded me of shit I didn't even know I had buried

    • @uncl0wncasuale413
      @uncl0wncasuale413 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Lu4455 why did you remind me of those things?

    • @snakewithapen5489
      @snakewithapen5489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@Lu4455 It's thankfully really not, as an ambassador from the community I can say that generally Spain is seen as the collective parent of them and we really don't accept incest xd. Puerto Rico is very underrepresented in the community too tbh

    • @shutup7768
      @shutup7768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@snakewithapen5489 Making a colonizing country the parent of the countries that it colonized isn’t the *best* move...

  • @Dogy0909
    @Dogy0909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2248

    “Crushing” is a type of fetish video on TH-cam where women step on random objects in high heels. It sounds like they knew that was popular, but thought it was a satisfying thing instead of a fetish.

    • @justanothercommenterwithan9089
      @justanothercommenterwithan9089 4 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      um thats interesting

    • @dottyContrarian
      @dottyContrarian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      is this different from ball busting?

    • @SisyZhou
      @SisyZhou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      cod pockets it is. ballbusting is squeezing and torturing a guys balls. crushing can be stepping on anything in heels

    • @nobodyspecial7759
      @nobodyspecial7759 4 ปีที่แล้ว +173

      omg i didnt know it was a fetish video lmao wtff 😭

    • @nobodyspecial7759
      @nobodyspecial7759 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@zombiesRcool90 KITTENS??

  • @eeeeeee212
    @eeeeeee212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Just so you know, WooHoo recently released a video for how to sneak into Troom Troom HQ, so we can go destroy their stuff now

  • @BreeSimulated
    @BreeSimulated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10642

    Jarvis: "IDK what WooHoo is.."
    Simmers: 😏💜

    • @neyo231
      @neyo231 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

      Simmers showing anything other than anger after the star wars expansion is a sight to behold

    • @BreeSimulated
      @BreeSimulated 4 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@neyo231 😂 I've found it to be pretty fun so far personally 💚

    • @daishoryujin95
      @daishoryujin95 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Blur fans: 😈😈

    • @kitkatboard
      @kitkatboard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      @@neyo231 You can't be angry after the Star Wars expansion if you're still playing The Sims 2 ;)

    • @xddpanda8171
      @xddpanda8171 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🥜

  • @callumkemp3807
    @callumkemp3807 4 ปีที่แล้ว +279

    Breaking news: Woman arrested for manslaughter after breaking neck of movie-goer

    • @cog8187
      @cog8187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I thought the same thing lol!

  • @thespyderdude
    @thespyderdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    The best part is that most of these foods are available AT THE MOVIE THEATER

    • @thespyderdude
      @thespyderdude 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Limitleast you have a point, but it’s not like anything is really worth trying to sneak in anymore because at least at one of the movie theaters near where I live the search some bags because people were smoking and stuff in the theater

    • @claranadine1086
      @claranadine1086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Yeah, for the price of your left arm LOL

    • @JogVodka
      @JogVodka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      yeah but theyre pretty pricey. i usually just buy a bunch of dollar store candy and put them in my pockets before going a theater

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      And probably cheaper than that wad of cash he gave the "smuggling expert". They didn't even get any snack worthy candy in exchange, looked like tic tac containers.

  • @janbonne
    @janbonne 4 ปีที่แล้ว +278

    I hate knowing that there’s an interconnected “cinematic” universe of troom troom channels making that much money

  • @tar1178
    @tar1178 4 ปีที่แล้ว +469

    Damn this was a long trip. Almost died on the way here.

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Same, a little rat almost melted me with a canon looking thing on my way here, my uncle saved me though.

    • @Ender-hm1dh
      @Ender-hm1dh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Kaledrone /\ alabama

    • @generalobiwankenobi8265
      @generalobiwankenobi8265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I took a detour. Just searched him up after bathing myself in Holy Water after seeing 10 seconds of Troom Troom.

    • @q-ott39
      @q-ott39 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Kaledrone That's crazy! Similar thing happened to me, I was on my way here and this super bizarre cat... plant... thing? Anyway, it kept shooting air pockets at me! Thankfully some dude with a real powerful hand ended up saving me.

    • @izanagi4108
      @izanagi4108 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Kaledrone That's cool i got shot on the forehead by some weird cowboy guy and i almost died

  • @sumdood8563
    @sumdood8563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    0:20 I was expecting him to say "I'm Jarvis, and this is my Johnson". It took me a second to realize how wrong that sounded.

  • @pavloverboy
    @pavloverboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +631

    Jarvis is the only person who looks completely normal with AND without his glasses.

    • @katharineball585
      @katharineball585 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      As someone with glasses, this is true

    • @alicine-sims8988
      @alicine-sims8988 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I also have glasses and yeah, 100% true. I forgot that I always seem him in glasses until you mentioned it.

  • @kirawantsaquietlife3596
    @kirawantsaquietlife3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1131

    “You might even meet the guy of your dreams on the dance floor” D-did they just make the main character gay?

    • @waitwaitwaitno3182
      @waitwaitwaitno3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      we love to see it

    • @tokyoyoongi5538
      @tokyoyoongi5538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      The whole story was about him trying to get a girl's phone number...

    • @kirawantsaquietlife3596
      @kirawantsaquietlife3596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      @@tokyoyoongi5538 if you watch the video you can clearly see he leaves before he gets her number, obviously gay.

    • @queer-ios3155
      @queer-ios3155 4 ปีที่แล้ว +104

      Or the narrator 😳

    • @ascendedcat260
      @ascendedcat260 4 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      @@queer-ios3155 What if the narrator is gay for Jake?? 😳😳😳

  • @stara6662
    @stara6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The narrator sounds like a mix between Sonic and Byakuya Togami

    • @karak962
      @karak962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      jesus you’re right

    • @sesamesoup
      @sesamesoup 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Oh my god?

    • @jeffbezoslover
      @jeffbezoslover 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      that’s how i’m gonna describe myself from now on 😭 /hj

    • @bigchungusstarscream7319
      @bigchungusstarscream7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LMFAO I can hear that though! Now that you mention it

    • @stara6662
      @stara6662 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@bigchungusstarscream7319 I LOVE YOUR NAME AND ICON

  • @alaiterg
    @alaiterg 4 ปีที่แล้ว +474

    That club has those weird classroom ceilings with the panels you can poke up with a pencil

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I think they're called drop ceilings?

    • @Doop28Rian
      @Doop28Rian 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Ohh, you mean the tiles that periodically fall from the ceiling and hit you in head?

    • @beautyandtheoffbeats
      @beautyandtheoffbeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@SheepUndefined I called them styrofoam ceilings.

    • @SheepUndefined
      @SheepUndefined 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@beautyandtheoffbeats I can see that. Those tiles are super light.

    • @yejiluvrr
      @yejiluvrr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Doop28Rian yes

  • @thenarrator6846
    @thenarrator6846 4 ปีที่แล้ว +834

    Using this time to let everyone know that if you sneak food in to the theatre and throw it into their trash cans, employees have a chance of getting fired so when sneaking food in, please wait until you get home before throwing the trash away. Thank you.

    • @crazygingerr3608
      @crazygingerr3608 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Ty

    • @annelee8397
      @annelee8397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Tysm I didn’t know this

    • @kandy_kvlt3799
      @kandy_kvlt3799 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Y'all have to sneak food into theatres?

    • @heyitsnias7551
      @heyitsnias7551 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Oh wow I didn't know that. Thanks! :)

    • @camii_g0t_famous680
      @camii_g0t_famous680 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@kandy_kvlt3799 Girlie I'm not about to pay $6.00 for a bag of chips at the movies that I can get for $1.00 at Family Dollar lmaoo. It's just overpriced when you buy it at the movies that's why people bring their own stuff. It just makes more sense (Not the troom troom way tho)

  • @sophisticatedPJs
    @sophisticatedPJs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +87

    why does woohoo's narrator sound like sour cream from steven universe I'm scared

    • @moved.3258
      @moved.3258 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Sour Cream's life took a bit of a dive after Steven Universe Future flopped, I see

  • @frecklesandfries9209
    @frecklesandfries9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5162

    “Troom Troom is STILL the worst channel on TH-cam”
    “WooHoo: it’s Troom Troom, but WORSE”
    WHICH IS IT JARVIS??
    ARE YOU SWINDLING US??
    AND WHY HAVNT YOU RESPONDED TO MY DM??

    • @stiw91
      @stiw91 4 ปีที่แล้ว +136

      Why did you do it?

    • @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq
      @SubswithNovideos-qj8mq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Ikr Jarvis needs to MAKE UP HIS DANM MIND!!! AGHHH

    • @royalblanket
      @royalblanket 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      He's confused

    • @frecklesandfries9209
      @frecklesandfries9209 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      pain you know what? We all are. Maybe I shouldn’t be so demanding of him.

    • @taiyealuko
      @taiyealuko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Right he need to make up his mind 🙄

  • @amanim1400
    @amanim1400 4 ปีที่แล้ว +511

    The perks of this channel: you see him without a Jean jacket 😮

  • @crat420
    @crat420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The second I heard woohoo the sims 4 music played in the back of my head and lemme tell u it was like being hit by a train.

    • @ohherbie
      @ohherbie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Fr i thought of wickedwhims

  • @nyxiescribbles
    @nyxiescribbles 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

    i love being on the jarvis johnson: GOLD! channel where i get the premium jarvis johnson content

    • @xdsand420
      @xdsand420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Who kwite chill dont shoot me

    • @1nsgnfgnt
      @1nsgnfgnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      kwite put that gun down i'm scared

    • @lesbianage9538
      @lesbianage9538 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Keith is on Jarvis’s payroll

  • @jennyonthespectrum4581
    @jennyonthespectrum4581 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    When I was in my 20s, people used to check my bag all the time for food. Now, no one checks bags. It's not a thing anymore. Maybe certain places do, but I noticed people stopped caring. Theatre are just happy people still go.

  • @Saikzay
    @Saikzay 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

    That texting woman looks like she probably really likes Japanese food

    • @madeline9188
      @madeline9188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      👀👀

    • @EsperantoDelta
      @EsperantoDelta 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      One of the guys is in japan so it makes sense

  • @cease842
    @cease842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    Hi Jarvis, I’m in the Troomlish club at my school. “Woo Hoo” is the formal way of saying Troom Troom in Troomlish, therefore, this is the business channel of the 2.

    • @cease842
      @cease842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Leviathan
      Walk up to them and, in the most cheery, fake, obnoxious voice you can make, tell them a terrible pickup line. In Troomlish culture, awful pickup lines are considered a sign of INTENSE attraction and voices we perceive as annoying are considered sexy.
      Hope this helps!

    • @roborat
      @roborat 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      What is the history of troomlish

    • @cease842
      @cease842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      RoboRat
      Troomlish stems from a combination of languages, almost identical to English. The obnoxious tone in which it is spoken is unique to their culture, and is most likely the cause of the Troomlish people being started by some most irritating ancient humans in the world, who gathered at an unknown point in time to start their own language.

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      She walked up to him. “Do you like chocolate? Haha, you are sweet!!” He but his lip. “Wow!”

  • @hungryhedgehog4201
    @hungryhedgehog4201 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    WooHoo is when two sims love eachother really much...

  • @elliewinthrop5087
    @elliewinthrop5087 4 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    I buy Joinen's "worms pandemic" theory about the life hack universe more with each passing day.

    • @johnwhalley8270
      @johnwhalley8270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What's the theory?

    • @slucarios
      @slucarios 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Fellow Joinen fan

    • @TheZamfot
      @TheZamfot 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hahahahha true 😂

    • @gabii9305
      @gabii9305 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same

    • @megaoof1379
      @megaoof1379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me too my dude

  • @fuzzhead76
    @fuzzhead76 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    8:10 Bored guy: "Here, look at my invisible watch." Friend: Looks at own invisible watch. Props department fail.

    • @fire-ballmc9741
      @fire-ballmc9741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Holy shit i didn't even notice that!

    • @Gafafsg
      @Gafafsg ปีที่แล้ว +4

      They’re boyfriends playing pretend while waiting in line

  • @vronirom6469
    @vronirom6469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +643

    Is no one gonna talk about how he went to the movies with a girl (his gf??) who just vanishes into thin air when he sees the other girl he met at the party yesterday? Did she leave? Did he perform a magic trick to turn her into a bouquet of flowers?? What's going on?
    Also, why would he give the girl who controls the tickets A MOVIE TICKET AS A PRESENT? What is she going to do with that?
    So much to unpack

    • @rania9534
      @rania9534 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think they’re the same person

    • @watsgoinonhere1
      @watsgoinonhere1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      The ticket was for him to get into the movie, not part of the gift

    • @thineevee7345
      @thineevee7345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It's definitely the magic trick one, because I said so.

    • @vincenoname
      @vincenoname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      oh no she was just a figment of his imagination as he is longing for his dead girlfriend to come back but she will never return he needs to let go and find someone new to love please Jake the car crash was 2 years ago she's gone you need to let go

    • @vali_bg5234
      @vali_bg5234 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He killed her and used soul for love potion.

  • @Styxintheriver
    @Styxintheriver 4 ปีที่แล้ว +351

    Anyone else gonna say "beverage" after taking a sip of their drink now?

    • @alicevicariously2396
      @alicevicariously2396 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Here at Jarvis Johnson gold we will start trends

    • @lait3967
      @lait3967 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      i actually deadass will sometimes say "oh yeah thats a nice beverage" when drinking something

    • @lovelysartstudio8299
      @lovelysartstudio8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      LAIT 🥤*SIPPPPPP* 🥤that's a nice beverage

    • @lovelysartstudio8299
      @lovelysartstudio8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LAIT we can make T-shirts of that

    • @v4mpyy.
      @v4mpyy. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      B E V E R A G E

  • @ontxtteredwxngs
    @ontxtteredwxngs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    something tells me he knew this girl worked at the theater and he hoped he'd get free movies and snacks for life, but then he got a bad case of diarrhea at the party and dropped his phone in the toilet so he couldn't text her back and it became this whole thing

  • @janiedoie
    @janiedoie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +305

    I never got a drink. your secretary is horrible

    • @fkhan2006
      @fkhan2006 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I'm sorry, i tried my best :(

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@fkhan2006 *bonk* Go to Gulag.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      See now you should've snuck some in.

    • @janiedoie
      @janiedoie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      T.G. damn it you're right

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@janiedoie 🤣

  • @elliotthings
    @elliotthings 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

    "Stay gold everybody" - The outro
    *Flashbacks to 8th grade English class reading The Outsiders*

    • @Shiny.KiraKiru
      @Shiny.KiraKiru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I read The Outsiders in 7th grade

    • @grahamdrews9290
      @grahamdrews9290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      :'(

    • @5soda
      @5soda 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm a brazillian, and can you explain why they place *outro*
      Cuz here in Brazil,outro means other

    • @Shiny.KiraKiru
      @Shiny.KiraKiru 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@5soda outro means the ending of the video

    • @Soda-ey5wg
      @Soda-ey5wg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Shiny.KiraKiru it may mean different somewhere else lol

  • @nukeswithken5718
    @nukeswithken5718 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    There are so many golden lines in this video, I guess that’s why they call it Jarvis Johnson... *gold*

  • @jacobbrown9894
    @jacobbrown9894 4 ปีที่แล้ว +626

    When they went "Maybe even meet the guy of your dreams" while focusing on the dude I thought it meant HE was gonna meet the guy of his dreams. Sadly it ended up straighter than that.

    • @vincenoname
      @vincenoname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      my headcanon is that he's bi

    • @gay5906
      @gay5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Could be gayer!

    • @yaaaaasfire9621
      @yaaaaasfire9621 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Yeees
      I was disappointed

    • @doyoulikemyhat1404
      @doyoulikemyhat1404 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@gay5906 ayyyy did i hear a thomas sanders reference?

    • @gay5906
      @gay5906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@doyoulikemyhat1404 always! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

  • @gretalewis1407
    @gretalewis1407 4 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Can we just take note that they changed the greatest showman’s face to some random guy like they did Sonic’s

    • @jasendrileck2322
      @jasendrileck2322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I think it was Yandere Dev, but I’m not sure

    • @jardaysolar33
      @jardaysolar33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Jasen Drileck it’d be hilarious if it was but probably no

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      All the movies posters are.. parody posters...? The last one on the wall next to The Greatest Showman is supposed to be The Gentlemen....but it's the WooHoomen...

  • @staticwave9611
    @staticwave9611 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I love how woohoo shows every least efficient way when all you have to do is bring a bag

  • @c.c.b6185
    @c.c.b6185 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1514

    When Jarvis says “hey” at the beginning he sounds like he’s trying to sell you drugs

    • @justSunny7
      @justSunny7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      No, he's just trying to give you a flyer with the answer to your question

    • @supervegito8340
      @supervegito8340 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      “Wanna buy some drugs kids”

    • @ducky6282
      @ducky6282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Just say no to the « premium content » kids

    • @CheetoChannelCity
      @CheetoChannelCity 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This channel is addicting

    • @blackeyedchild3688
      @blackeyedchild3688 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Maybe he is

  • @ayekantspeylgud
    @ayekantspeylgud 4 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I almost feel like this is some sort of Troom Troom parody. They aren’t even pretending any of this makes sense anymore. At least Troom Troom provides a solution to a problem that doesn’t really exist. This channel is taking a “problem” that exists and providing no real viable solution.

    • @lizzie12362
      @lizzie12362 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Troom Troom Actually owns woo-hoo and some others so that's why it feels like you are watching a troom troom video

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@lizzie12362 But Even If Troom Troom Owns It It Still Won’t Make 5ense B3cause 1f 1t 1s A Parody 1t W1LL Fr3ak.

    • @Poulutumurnu
      @Poulutumurnu 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why are you writting with numbers

    • @daroldcarold3443
      @daroldcarold3443 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Poulutumurnu wh0 m3?

    • @GravesLilDarkAngel
      @GravesLilDarkAngel 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Troom Troom and WooHoo are owned by The Soul Publishing...a content farm for money.

  • @channguyen9943
    @channguyen9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    7:44 losing my mind over “and this guy has nothing to do with our story!” like WHAT😭

  • @Magst3r1
    @Magst3r1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    You should make a Jarvis Johnson IRON, Jarvis Johnson DIAMOND, Jarvis Johnson PLATINUM, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD and of course, Jarvis Johnson GOLD GOLD PREMIUM PRO MAX XXL EXTRA MEN+ S EA SPORTS GO! 2

  • @insertcreativenamehere8554
    @insertcreativenamehere8554 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    4:40 "tell me about it ME and my Friends come here all the time, it's my first time" are we not going to mention this

    • @kayte5804
      @kayte5804 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      It’s different people speaking I guess, just heard to realise that

  • @noblelewis4620
    @noblelewis4620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    If you’re reading this,
    You’re premium

  • @simpleorange5838
    @simpleorange5838 4 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    She pulled an r/nicegirls by going don’t talk to me after begging for a response lmao

  • @janetandamocha7874
    @janetandamocha7874 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    People buy NFTs so I fully believe people would pay $50 for a business class that saves them $5.

  • @bangsofdoom
    @bangsofdoom 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

    I'm not sure if Jarvis has a natural smile or just smiles everytime he's on camera
    (Edit) maybe he just genuinely likes making these videos which makes me happy he's happy

    • @sagetheperson3295
      @sagetheperson3295 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Same 🥺

    • @kaemincha
      @kaemincha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      omg stop im soft 😭

    • @oliver62
      @oliver62 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Of course he does. If he didn’t he wouldn’t make these videos. You can see that that when he’s making jokes he can’t stop smiling

    • @BlakeGeometrio
      @BlakeGeometrio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I think it's shyness/nervousness, but that makes it even cuter.

  • @TheSimplyCooking
    @TheSimplyCooking 4 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    So now they are calculating on curious ten year old that google for „woohoo“ after playing The Sims

    • @Chicken.
      @Chicken. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Touching The Rainbow what are you sayin?

    • @counterfeit1148
      @counterfeit1148 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Chicken. They are marketing to people that look up what the people in the Sims say

    • @aster-tale
      @aster-tale ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@Counterfeit uhh how do I explain this to you?

  • @eleanormurray6228
    @eleanormurray6228 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    honestly having been hit on by someone as intense as these characters I can say that the multiple texts per minute and the 'why don't you reply' are entirely accurate

  • @ritariza2835
    @ritariza2835 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Do we have evidence that these videos AREN'T produced in area 51? The scripts sound like an alien making an attempt to communicate "like earthlings" 💀💀

  • @Chris69
    @Chris69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +133

    That’s the worst insult you can give to someone “ you are troom troom but *WORSE*

  • @sarahscott3906
    @sarahscott3906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Tell me why that “club” looks like the announcements room in my old elementary school during the carnival night.

  • @DreamerJoy
    @DreamerJoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    "and you meant even meet the guy of your dreams while your on the dance flour"
    Did anyone else thought he was gay into it turned out it was from a girl's prov of meeting him?

  • @ellam1121
    @ellam1121 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    watching jarvis johnson gold and being told how premium i am is a genuine self esteem boost

  • @Acknowledgerofdoctorwho
    @Acknowledgerofdoctorwho 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Fun fact: When a security gaurd asks you about the bottle, just say you bought it.

  • @e2b265
    @e2b265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

    Oh no, his main channel is now his second channel! He’s becoming D’Angelo!

    • @ew8550
      @ew8550 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      he's treating the ✨premium✨ viewers very well so i'm not complaining

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rauzhan Fikri 🌟 ⭐️ 💫 Premium 💫 ⭐️ 🌟

    • @kurikar
      @kurikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      it’s because us GOLD members get ✨special treatment✨ 🤪

    • @e2b265
      @e2b265 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      kurikara ⚜️🔆⭐️💫🌙⚡️✨🌟☀️🌞🌝😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤓😎 Jarvis Johnson! GOLD! We’re premium! kurikara ⚜️🔆⭐️💫🌙⚡️✨🌟☀️🌞🌝😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤓😎

    • @kurikar
      @kurikar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E2B2 i like how you said my name twice 🤩 makes the “premium” really hit different 😀😃😄😁😆😅😂🤣☺️😊😇🙂🙃😉😌😍🥰😘😗😙😚😋😛😝😜🤪🤓😎🤩🥳😏🤗

  • @kosmic_overlord
    @kosmic_overlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    definitely bring a suitcase into the theater..... and get stopped, searched, and rejected for life lol

    • @jetnagle8610
      @jetnagle8610 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You have to lure them into a false sense of security first by bringing an empty suitcase into the theater your entire life. Spend thousands on movie tickets just so that you can sneak in some candy one time in your life

    • @kosmic_overlord
      @kosmic_overlord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@jetnagle8610 aka the prestige strat

  • @battleblitz2581
    @battleblitz2581 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I actually once saw a story on Reddit where someone had gotten their first job at a movie theater. At some point OP asked their trainer what they do if someone tries to sneak food into the cinema, I kid you not, the trainer tells OP that the concept of that is a myth and the theater doesn't actually care if people bring their own food to the movies.
    (I also looked it up and it's actually true, nowadays you can just bring your own snacks to the movie theater)

  • @fableagain
    @fableagain 4 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I worked as a movie usher for a while and can confirm, these are all incredibly realistic situations. All of this? Just another workday, really.

  • @chonkssandoval5613
    @chonkssandoval5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    me not realizing gold was a whole different channel
    👁👄👁

  • @fortunamajor7239
    @fortunamajor7239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    my little cousin (8 years old) used to watch troom troom, woohoo and all the similar content farm craft channels like soaps lol. she never thought the crafts were cool but she thought the skits were funny. then my uncle saw one of the vids where they were making super suggestive jokes and then the next day my cousin comes to me like 'so I'm not allowed to watch woohoo anymore' 💀💀

    • @lovelysartstudio8299
      @lovelysartstudio8299 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Oof! Honestly I watch Troom troom for the skits too

    • @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915
      @kikuoisthebestandnoonecant1915 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      my friends’ sister watches troom troom because of the crafts but i mostly watch troom troom because of the skits

    • @cab1net_man
      @cab1net_man ปีที่แล้ว +2

      as someone who played the sims before i am sobbing

  • @randomcartoon8901
    @randomcartoon8901 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    when there's two videos in one day:
    IM-IMPOSSIBLE! HOW CAN THIS BE!!!

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The videos were inside him all along...

    • @kayleec.361
      @kayleec.361 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gold subscriber perk lol

    • @humanperson2318
      @humanperson2318 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      thats the quality content gold members get

  • @thr6xback
    @thr6xback 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Gosh the trip was more difficult then my dad explaining his way to school.

  • @shawnflynn8662
    @shawnflynn8662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I just assumed it was referring to Sim WooHoo cause sticking weird stuff into kids videos is pretty par for course. This is much worse.

  • @peblezQ
    @peblezQ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I genuinely forgot what video you were watching after the first few minutes because they were at a party and I was like "what does this have to do with movie theatres." It felt like a fever dream

  • @hothothotchocolate9620
    @hothothotchocolate9620 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    The way Jarvis greets his audience is so welcoming and wholesome.

  • @miarok3
    @miarok3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I ended up with way more questions than when I started.

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    the sunglasses were to make her look mysterious, of course. only mysterious people can carry around bottles for a bottle flip

  • @lishthefish1423
    @lishthefish1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    haven't played The Sims in years but I still remembered what woohoo meant😂

  • @Dreadjaws
    @Dreadjaws 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

    Oh, my God, the title wasn't exaggerating, this is somehow way worse than Troom Troom. How is this possible?

  • @ohnaliirony8997
    @ohnaliirony8997 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    PLEASE THE "Ah... Beverage. " MADE ME CACKLE MY HUMOR IS BROKEN

  • @AyeDaniels
    @AyeDaniels 4 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Since this will get lost in the comments, I'm going to be honest, I just keep making emails to get the Free Trial of Jarvis! Johnson! GOLD! over and over again. I'm not paying for the PREMIUM content I am consuming.

  • @NiranjanDixit23
    @NiranjanDixit23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    So, I thought about it, and I think they hid the mobile network's name because
    1. It would be some copyright/trademark issue
    2. reveal the country/location from the carrier's name (i guess)
    That said, the poster in the background at 10:18 reads "3 juni in de bioscoop" which is DUTCH for "In theaters June 3".
    Just a guess. The poster could be arbitrary though

    • @liadeindadani6913
      @liadeindadani6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Wait no, these people cant be dutch, pls dont be dutch

    • @liadeindadani6913
      @liadeindadani6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Kaitlynnn4 bc it would be embarrassing

  • @notdanny4985
    @notdanny4985 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    No one:
    Sim Fans: ALLOW US TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES

  • @loquita-lostwave
    @loquita-lostwave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    she didn’t even give them cookies, those were tictac containers

  • @homicidalnun3931
    @homicidalnun3931 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    How to sneak food into the movies
    Step 1: go to a party

  • @Japansepuppy2481
    @Japansepuppy2481 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    “Me and my friends have been here three times. It’s my first time”
    ???