Funny how Homer said it was a character he could relate to, Mr.Thompson, the name the FBI tried to give him when they had to go into witness protection.
Interesting. I had seen "permissive hairstyles on rise" instead of lifestyles. I had to go back and check. It may have been uncoincidental or it may have been because Lisa has a different haircut in the previous scene.
@@timcosgrove707 yeah, he pretty much concludes his wife was right about the rapture within a page of people disappearing. Looks with disgust at the woman he was cheating on his wife with just seconds ago like she's the gross one in spite of him being the cheater, gripes about traffic on the way home from the airport because of all the crashed cars, hastily reads the Bible, and becomes the leader of the anti-anti-christ revolution.
"I thought all religions were a path to God! I was wrong!" This... actually happens in the movie Left Behind. People who are super religious, but NOT Christian, are left behind to suffer.
Which is ironic considering in Islam, the religions Christianity and Judaism, which all follow Allah a.k.a. God, failed due to the followers either incurring his wrath (Judaism and the gold calf) or going astray (Christianity and the holy trinity)
@@digstrememcdingus1463 The gold calf thing is in itself ironic, as Islam is always reaching out across the world to not be judged for its worst followers. Yet, they do the same to Judaism.
to be christian is to believe in jesus christ the only son of the father god. so Christians are in the right way. no one can go to the father without going through the son.
maxx21285 honestly must churches aren't like the ones you see on TV. I'm a Christian and know many pastors that do have to work to make ends meet. Though I won't deny there are churches that are money centric and wrong for doing so, it's only a small amount. Kinda like the 1% controlling all the wealth.
Really it depends on the church, catholic priests make a great wage and higher ups like bishops are loaded. The churches horde priceless works of art and mountains of solid gold items (in some churches anyway) as well as the cardinals being adorned in gems. Most of these riches were donated or earned as part of the "fast track to heaven" thing the church made up centuries ago but some of the larger cathedrals have wealth stolen from muslims 1000's of years ago. Protestant churches on the other hand are fairly modest and many priests either have to do it part time and work a part-time job or struggle to rely on donations (depending on the church ofc, church of england churches pay an okay wage but the bishops don't get as much excluding the arch-bishop ofc).
That's false. In Spain a Catholic priest earns 700-900€ each month and a Bishop 1160€. Definitely less than all those Protestant telepreachers. I have met many priests and they are not wealthy at all.
glring hj I know what you mean my pastor at my Baptist Church has to work as a roofer during the summer and snow removal during the winter. and I've moved a lot and that has been the case with all the pastors I've known they all have to work.
True story, when I was like 16, I made a deal with my mom to have her let me skip school so I could stay home and play metal gear solid 2 for a day and in return I had to go with the church youth group to see a Christian movie almost exactly like this. Best deal ever
"Why did I put my faith in science and technology?" The more subtle joke here is how she's using a TV as a flotation device while she says that. Technology is literally saving her life from God in that moment.
It's a joke. Honestly hardcore christians couldn't admit that being gay is not a choice exactly because it actually goes against their religious beliefs, for if a person is gay and has no choice about being gay (which is a sin if acted upon) then god created them that way only to either suffer in eternal celibacy or be sinners forever. That logic cannot be for it goes against the "free will" that is so important within Christian religion, hence the error goes to them deciding their homosexuality and it being a result of fail decisions in life.
"Science has shown religion to be an old wives' tale." That's how I'm going to argue all my points now: "Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."
@@RichardTaylor1800 Coke tastes and feels like caramel. Pepsi tastes and feels like citrus. It depends on the taste of the person. I personally dislike caramel, and love the taste of citrus, so I like Pepsi more, but I understand that people may like Coke more than Pepsi. Well I still don't drink either really, it's more like a last resort if there are no other drinks. I usually drink lemon soda (as said, big fan of citrus.)
"Have you ever argued with a man who spoke exclusively like Jonathan Frakes, host of the hit show 'Fact of Fiction'? No? Well, think again. Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."
@@skwills1629 except the time when they nearly executed a man for saying that the earth isnt the center of the solar system. Or when they claim evolution isnt real because it goes against the creation story
This is pretty much sums up Jehova's Witnesses. They are eagerly praying for and waiting for Judgment Day to occur, so they can take the express bus to heaven, and leave everyone else to suffer for eternity. Such a sunny and charming outlook on life.
Josh Traill- You do know the whole Science VS Religion conflict Thesis is wrong, dont' you? Christians don't reject Science, and Science is not inherently hostile to Christianity.
Hell I’ve seen Christian movies that depict Muslims as angry child beaters the “why did a choose to be gay” is only the tip of the despicable iceberg with these movies
@@mrcritical6751 Luckily the only one I've been subjected to was trying to subversively 'disprove' evolution. Boy was it funny when it actively contradicted itself. But it was still overall terrifying because I watched it in a biology class of a public school.
@@bald_lightning; What other choice do they have? Admit that maybe they treated someone horribly for no reason whatsoever, and then live with that guilt? No way; much better to simply assume that they're carrying out the will of a being whose only instruction to mankind can be found in a 2,000-year-old book that's been edited and re-edited by every denomination that's ever gotten their hands on it. No guilt needed!
@@cameronwilsey9334 Christian catholics actually invented the theory of the big bang and this world view that evolution and the big bang all ties into God is called theistic evolution. The fact that Christians think it goes against God and atheists thinks it disproves God just proves whoever is saying it lacks good education
Interestingly enough, I've read most of the series, and not gonna lie but I actually thought they were pretty good. Preachy yes, but not that bad all things said
@@TheN92 Ah yes, God truly is great, loving, and COMPLETELY consistent isn't he? Making you gay, then making you feel guilty for being gay, of course! ... Mate, the fact that you can't help being gay should be enough proof, regardless of whether you believe in God or not, that's up to you, but don't let people tell you it's wrong to feel guilty about who you happened to be.
@Noah This is so sad Please don't hate yourself because of what ignorant christians tell you. There is nothing wrong with being gay or loving a person of the same gender. Don't waste your life repressing yourself to please religious people who really couldn't give two shits about you or you right to a happy life.
Simpsons nailed it! As a Bible believer myself, I can confirm that this is exactly as heavy-handed as the Left Behind series is. The writers were, frankly, a bunch of hacks that wrote propaganda instead of literature and somehow didn't know the difference. I'd love to break it down for them. The writings of C. S. Lewis? Christian literature. The works of Tolkien? Christian literature. The works of Dostoevsky? Christian literature. What's the difference? Excellence. Subtlety. Exploring ideas and telling a good story rather than trying to ham-fist one's personal interpretation into things.
"When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp down on your foot, you smile and nod" "Helloooo..." _stamp_ "...Mr...." _stamp stamp_ "...Thompson!" _stampstampstamp_
@@Panzer_the_Merganser yeah. I think I liked it more than the first one. It certainly wasn't way worse than the first one or anything. The ending was a bit oddly paced though.
@@AntiNihilist Depending on your age, these types of moves are either extremely dated and may (I stress the ‘may’) have a certain charm or something you grew up with and have a nostalgic feel. Glad you enjoyed it. 👍
"Well done! You've chosen the right religion." "So I get to go to heaven, right?" "Sorry, but it was a 1 in a million chance with your soul on the line so technically it's gambling so you have to go to hell."
I always imagine the apocalypse as one big violent orgasm. Worlds ending you can do whatever and face no consequences so why not grab the nearest thing that has a hole in it and fuck its brains out
CatMaster90001 Oh right, that is the correct title. Haha. Damn, I didn't even care enough to remember the name right. It was such a lousy movie. The sad thing is those movies are getting more and more popular.. The good thing is that it's fucking comedy gold.
V Guyver I haven't seen it myself, but I never wish to. Just seeing the reviews for it alone show me exactly how bad it is. It's insufferably mindless.
CatMaster90001 I recently checked out Cinema Snob. Indeed a some clever jokes on a not so clever movie. I love how the antagonists are just so cartoonishly bullish.
Raised in an Evangelical household, this kind of stuff used to scare the sit out of me. The ides of being 'Left Behind' because you are not meeting your church's standards used to keep me up at night as a kid. That said, I did legitimately enjoy the books.
The books are entertaining, very. For the same reason bad science B-films like The Core are entertaining. Shit blows up, people die, monsters, etc. Fear porn.
When this episode came out: "Heh. Pretty decent parody." If it came out today: "Great. Now those movies have made it into a Simpsons episode. Why couldn't they have made it a parody instead of just animating actual scenes from those movies?"
+GdoubleWB science and religion are not mutually exclusive. This clip happens to be making fun of the religious people who believe they can't coexist, but both sides who believe they are antonyms are fools.
+aloe heels Faith and facts most certainly are mutually exclusive. If you *_know_* that a thing is real you cannot have *_faith_* in it as *_faith_* requires doubt. In the case of religious faith, you cannot prove or disprove the basic premise *_WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BASIS OF ALL SCIENCES._* Now, certainly, people can and do claim to respect science and still have faith but that simply reflects a basis misunderstanding of science, the concept of religious faith or intellectual dishonesty...or all three.
kallistiX1 To understand the world you must have two lenses, Science and Philosophy. Science is pure and utter fact, but philosophy can only be proven through internal logic. My faith is not my science, it is my philosophy. Science doesn't answer things like "what is the meaning of life, or the universe?" or "Is a clone with my memories me" These questions are answered by philosophy and as such by your Religion of choice.
The sad part is, the way the characters that aren’t religious or of other religions act in this fake movie is _barely_ hyperbole, like, put this in live action and I wouldn’t know the difference between this and a real Christian movie.
Woke movies are the other side of the same coin. They're both cringe. When you care more about preaching to the audience than actually making a good movie, you end up alienating the people whose very minds you're supposedly trying to change. You think any atheist is going to watch Left Behind and be like, "Oh shit! I better start going to church." Or a misogynist watches Birds of Prey and be like, "Wow! Women really do deserve more respect." They just don't get it.
@@changer_of_ways_999 I’ve never heard of birds of prey (the movie) but another example is the doctor who episode “Orphan 55”. I agree with the message of “please stop destroying the planet” but it just beats you over the head with it.
This would sums up on how real life Christian and rapture movies would portray atheists and other religions as technically calling them hethens in a way
You know son your just been so confused around with your busted comment, a busted channel, and even your not a so called Christians. Look, I don't take on anyone religion Malice. Your just being so deceived to yourself. Being a satanist is far WORSE than being a corrupted person. Just because you said something is a Christian propaganda which makes you like a fool. The truth is, your the problem. Even though, you did sell your soul to the devil. Malice, don't be a wuss man. Be a healthy person instead becoming a wicked.
They mocked and ridiculed Noah too, UNTIL it started to rain. Let the one with spiritual ears to hear and a heart that loves truth, hear what the Spirit is saying. Time is very short and the convergence of biblical prophecy is unprecedented. You are invited to escape the coming wrath of God by putting your faith in the soul cleansing blood of Jesus, which includes His sinless life, substitutionary atoning death, and death-defeating resurrection. Your move. Don't wait too long.
That's what you're going with? The fake story about everything on earth being destroyed except that which was on a tiny boat? You know how ridiculous that sounds, right?
Sometimes the greatest form of comedy isn't in something that's trying to be funny, but rather something that's trying to take its ridiculousness seriously.
I still wonder how him and his wife are married when they still have heavily different views about Christianity. I also wonder why his wife seemed so shocked when he said he'd rather play golf. It's not like he's been Christian until that day and suddenly rejected God.
"Because we rejected God, (tacitly accepting Satan), we must suffer through the apocalypse!" Actual lawmakers around the world unironically believe this.
I want to see a movie like this but instead of humans left below suffering, they start thriving and slaughtering the demons like childplay. It just cuts to god realizing that humanity cannot be contained.
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My favorite part of this is the woman who for some reason had two kids and baptized one. Was the other her control group?
This comment is too sophisticated for this platform
limit of one baptism based pizza party coupon per mother at her local church
She didn't like the other baby but it is odd she's not baptized but one kid is
Oh Bart, cartoons don't have to be 100% realistic!
I laughed way harder at that than the fictional God thinks I should have!
I like how he felt the need to specify that his limo driver was Christian.
+DiomedesIsHit
"Where did my christian limo driver go?"
I'm assuming if you made the film the characters stuck on earth would all start shouting "BRUTHA I AM PINNED HERE"
Hedsy .The plague lord
Pinned Below: The Baneblade Returns
DiomedesIsHit staring captain. Hairgel as BAHNEBLAAADE number 1 and commander boreal as the banebald
Have you ever watch "God is not dead"? This is pretty much like that
Funny how Homer said it was a character he could relate to, Mr.Thompson, the name the FBI tried to give him when they had to go into witness protection.
I think he's talking to you...
I never made that connection 🤣Thank you!
@@JOEY-xj4ds i think its purley a coinicedience though.
“I think he’s talking to you”.
HELLO MR THOMPSON
"Why did i choose to be gay?" LMAO
Why did he?
what are the two?
I dont see your logic? So if I murder someone I might as well murder another 10 or 50 as it's equal?
Why bother? If you will just sin again anyway.
DefiantBoris what if I accept God and kill people for it? Well who cares anyways. Let’s just eat pizza.
That scene transition cross just killed me
I know, me to!
you're a vampire?
Rafael Braga ha I never noticed that
You can still go to heaven repent what u do when u want
@@KJ-fo4gm; Which one? There are so many versions of heaven and editions of the bible to choose from....
“Permissive Lifestyles on the Rise” is my favorite joke in this entire segment.
Interesting. I had seen "permissive hairstyles on rise" instead of lifestyles. I had to go back and check. It may have been uncoincidental or it may have been because Lisa has a different haircut in the previous scene.
'Bible mocked'
I prefer "licentious", thank you.
And the sub-headline is "Bible Mocked"
Woe betide those who try to lead happy lives I guess
I love how instantly the protagonist goes from being "the worst character in the film" to the spokesperson for the apocalypse 😂😂
Peak character development.
That’s more or less what happens in the books.
@@timcosgrove707 yeah, he pretty much concludes his wife was right about the rapture within a page of people disappearing. Looks with disgust at the woman he was cheating on his wife with just seconds ago like she's the gross one in spite of him being the cheater, gripes about traffic on the way home from the airport because of all the crashed cars, hastily reads the Bible, and becomes the leader of the anti-anti-christ revolution.
@@bobbodaskank So, regular christian propaganda.
@@timcosgrove707he has the coolest name tho
"I thought all religions were a path to God! I was wrong!"
This... actually happens in the movie Left Behind. People who are super religious, but NOT Christian, are left behind to suffer.
Which is ironic considering in Islam, the religions Christianity and Judaism, which all follow Allah a.k.a. God, failed due to the followers either incurring his wrath (Judaism and the gold calf) or going astray (Christianity and the holy trinity)
@@digstrememcdingus1463 The gold calf thing is in itself ironic, as Islam is always reaching out across the world to not be judged for its worst followers. Yet, they do the same to Judaism.
@@weckar To be fair we all have flaws, were human.
to be christian is to believe in jesus christ the only son of the father god. so Christians are in the right way. no one can go to the father without going through the son.
@@divinedelardc3186 That's what I keep telling my dad's new girlfriends, too.
Movies like that actually exist.
yeah it says a lot when the parody isn't that much of a parody when the movies are just about on that level.
This movie "Left Below" is directly a parody of the real-life movie "Left Behind." The premise is similar.
And like Homer, I always root for the heathen.
Yup though those movies fifth whatever reason actually take themselves seriously though which is sad
mapleweef 1 you couldn't afford it honey.
"The baby I chose to have baptized is gone" XD
xxlCortez I thought all baby are innocence on the gods eye the movie (left behind) said
Ironically Roman Catholics do not believe in a rapture.
CaptainPlayguy My religion believes that babies are born without sin and aren't accountable for their sons until the age of 8 where they are baptized
not a joke when in real world people believe it
xZ Xz Don't give them ideas please
"I'd rather play golf on the holiest day of the week." I love how scornful he is... and yet still refers to it as "the holiest day of the week." lolol
Yeah, part of the joke is the assumption of "Everyone thinks of and values things the same way I do, some merely choose evil".
Actor hedging his bets
But he only refers to it so he can make that "golf" joke, making his attitude even *more* scornful.
That was a good pun
Didn't he skip golf and played in Shauna's hole?
Wow, that was actually better acted than any Left Behind movie ever made
najhoant Are there any movies like this?
yeah nicolas cage was in one. They're amazingly bad
Pretty much any religiously motivated movie with fantasy elements, like the Left Behind movies/books and C Me Dance
The books were better.
najhoant The series "The Leftovers" looks pretty okay
The husband does make a good point. Why is his wife spending so much on material things?
Guess she's doing exactly what the church does! Talk about spirit but stack material stuff ;D
maxx21285 honestly must churches aren't like the ones you see on TV. I'm a Christian and know many pastors that do have to work to make ends meet. Though I won't deny there are churches that are money centric and wrong for doing so, it's only a small amount. Kinda like the 1% controlling all the wealth.
Really it depends on the church, catholic priests make a great wage and higher ups like bishops are loaded. The churches horde priceless works of art and mountains of solid gold items (in some churches anyway) as well as the cardinals being adorned in gems. Most of these riches were donated or earned as part of the "fast track to heaven" thing the church made up centuries ago but some of the larger cathedrals have wealth stolen from muslims 1000's of years ago.
Protestant churches on the other hand are fairly modest and many priests either have to do it part time and work a part-time job or struggle to rely on donations (depending on the church ofc, church of england churches pay an okay wage but the bishops don't get as much excluding the arch-bishop ofc).
That's false. In Spain a Catholic priest earns 700-900€ each month and a Bishop 1160€. Definitely less than all those Protestant telepreachers. I have met many priests and they are not wealthy at all.
glring hj I know what you mean my pastor at my Baptist Church has to work as a roofer during the summer and snow removal during the winter. and I've moved a lot and that has been the case with all the pastors I've known they all have to work.
That kissing scene was rather explicit for this kind of movie.
um no it isn't?
Girl also looked stacked
rapture my butt every child of god will go through a test of faith.
rapture my butt, homer-san
Rapture my butt, it's probably Milhouse.
‘Tacitly accepting Satan’ haha that line kills me
I thought he said passively
@@cradleofdeath123 nope. Tacitly.
@@johnochiltree1170 He said passively
@@tolufalaye6081 nope. Tacitly. You can hear it and you can look script up online.
I mean, running on Biblical body counts Satan killed basically no one.
Besides Satan punishes those who sin, how is he not good?
True story, when I was like 16, I made a deal with my mom to have her let me skip school so I could stay home and play metal gear solid 2 for a day and in return I had to go with the church youth group to see a Christian movie almost exactly like this. Best deal ever
What was the movie?
@Bunny Bun I was talking about what the initial post saw.
If it's mgs, then it's worth it
The real life movie was Left behind if anyone's wondering, and bruh, I wouldn't watch that movie even for a million dollars
Literaly school with real learning and stuff < Christian propaganda
Are you by any chance, American?
"Why did I put my faith in science and technology!?!"
She says, while being kept afloat by a piece of technology. Damn old Simpsons was good.
This isn't old Simpsons. This is early stage zombie Simpsons. Old simpsons is up to S8-12.
Not old at all 🤣🤣 this is season 16
@@drewcannon9494 Out of 33 seasons. It came out in 2004. It's fucking old, deal with it.
@@A-Duck I guess comparatively old. Much better than all later seasons for sure
@@drewcannon9494 A better term would be "past its prime"
"The only thing I'm praying for is that you take it easy on our credit cards."
Truer words have never been spoken.
"Why did I put my faith in science and technology?"
The more subtle joke here is how she's using a TV as a flotation device while she says that. Technology is literally saving her life from God in that moment.
Yeah this was one of the more clever Simpsons bits that came after the 90’s.
The joke is not subtle, you just need to be paying sttention
@@elgato8239 yeah, that's what subtle means
You understand god saved the ones who disappeared right? She wasnt being SAVED she was left to suffer smh cant believe i had to explain that
@@JuanRanklin I understand what the rapture is.
God caused the flood, which would have killed her, if not for the tv. The tv saved her life.
Finally, some Simpson's writer understood how deeply biblical Cannonball 2 was.
The cross shaped screen wipe gets me every time.
Glad I wasn't the only one that noticed that.
Haha same
"Oh why did I choose to be gay?"
revolutionary script writing
+CobaltBW
Because hard dicks and a bunch of balls feels good.
Asshole look like a cheerio that's been in the milk 3 days lol 😂😂
hell yeah they do louis tournas.
It's a joke. Honestly hardcore christians couldn't admit that being gay is not a choice exactly because it actually goes against their religious beliefs, for if a person is gay and has no choice about being gay (which is a sin if acted upon) then god created them that way only to either suffer in eternal celibacy or be sinners forever. That logic cannot be for it goes against the "free will" that is so important within Christian religion, hence the error goes to them deciding their homosexuality and it being a result of fail decisions in life.
@Noah Gay isn't filthy. I'm sorry you've been raised to think that way. I hope you find peace with yourself and have a happy life.
"Science has shown religion to be an old wives' tale."
That's how I'm going to argue all my points now: "Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."
"Look, I just think pepsi is better than coke."
"Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."
hahahaha
@@RichardTaylor1800 Coke tastes and feels like caramel. Pepsi tastes and feels like citrus. It depends on the taste of the person. I personally dislike caramel, and love the taste of citrus, so I like Pepsi more, but I understand that people may like Coke more than Pepsi.
Well I still don't drink either really, it's more like a last resort if there are no other drinks. I usually drink lemon soda (as said, big fan of citrus.)
"Have you ever argued with a man who spoke exclusively like Jonathan Frakes, host of the hit show 'Fact of Fiction'? No?
Well, think again. Science has shown your position to be an old wives' tale."
Okay, I understand your position, but why did you marry this old wive?
Ok that sounds reasonable. Do you have the scientific sources to back your claims?
"Why did I put my faith in Science and technology?!"
"I thought all religions were a path to God. I was wrong!"
"Oh why did i choose to be gay?"
Yeah...funny.. the thign is, Chistians don't reject Science and Technology.
@@skwills1629 They actually use it to spread her message
@@JTHECOMENTER Whose messae, exactly?
@@skwills1629 except the time when they nearly executed a man for saying that the earth isnt the center of the solar system. Or when they claim evolution isnt real because it goes against the creation story
Oh why did I choose to be gay
+SDH159 when a gay man said that you know the religious right made this movie.
+blood mage Slow down there bud its the simpsons, theyre literally poking fun at the extreme right
***** I know, `it was a joke.
+Padm2415 Yeah still a disturbing nightmare fuel moment, even for me. O_O
***** not me cause they said the world would end for hundreds of years but it proven to be bullshit every time. lol
You can tell that it's a parody because the acting is too good.
This isn't even a parody, there is a genre of zealotry that exists, no joke.
Ya I like watching them. Im religious but alot of them are really dramatic. Im not hysterical about em. I like watching action movies.
This is pretty much sums up Jehova's Witnesses. They are eagerly praying for and waiting for Judgment Day to occur, so they can take the express bus to heaven, and leave everyone else to suffer for eternity. Such a sunny and charming outlook on life.
@@DivineFalcon we all start off somewhere
@@DivineFalcon That's not what they believe, but yeah it's pretty much doom and gloom with them.
@@DivineFalcon If you spend your entire life eagerly waiting to move on to the next one, you might as well only have one life
1:40 it's funny cause science and technology, as in the tv, is the thing that's keeping her afloat
I thought you were serious for a second haha...
I going to think that a TV is not going to float.
Josh Traill- You do know the whole Science VS Religion conflict Thesis is wrong, dont' you? Christians don't reject Science, and Science is not inherently hostile to Christianity.
God made that TV buoyant enough to float despite it being made with a huge thick glass tube. Check mate, atheists.
@@ivanmegafanboy1981
Touche.
"I bet good things happen to him!"
Made me laugh so freaking much for some reasons lmao
So, Imperfect Cell attacked the city, absorbing everyone, while the main character was banging his secretary.
It's a shame they cut away before Piccolo shows up; it's the best part of the movie!
Cell found out the hard way that humans don't have a very high absorption yield.
@@RepublicOfUs Nah that would be the scene where Cell takes an entire Battle Ball team at the same time.
Vegeta: *let him reach his perfect form lol*
@@RepublicOfUs the Piccolo you know is gone... I am the namek
This raises a very good question... Marge, what if the rap?
Caramel rap, decaf
"Why did I choose to be gay?"
If you've seen Christian propaganda films, you'll know this line is only a minor exaggeration.
Hell I’ve seen Christian movies that depict Muslims as angry child beaters the “why did a choose to be gay” is only the tip of the despicable iceberg with these movies
@@mrcritical6751 Luckily the only one I've been subjected to was trying to subversively 'disprove' evolution. Boy was it funny when it actively contradicted itself. But it was still overall terrifying because I watched it in a biology class of a public school.
I love how so many Christian's assume that gay people WANT to get disowned and rejected from their family and community
@@bald_lightning; What other choice do they have? Admit that maybe they treated someone horribly for no reason whatsoever, and then live with that guilt?
No way; much better to simply assume that they're carrying out the will of a being whose only instruction to mankind can be found in a 2,000-year-old book that's been edited and re-edited by every denomination that's ever gotten their hands on it. No guilt needed!
@@cameronwilsey9334 Christian catholics actually invented the theory of the big bang and this world view that evolution and the big bang all ties into God is called theistic evolution. The fact that Christians think it goes against God and atheists thinks it disproves God just proves whoever is saying it lacks good education
This is almost exactly what the Left Behind movies are like. Not even lying.
What a strange coincidence!
@@cmtptr Probably
The LB movies are waaay goofier than this. And far more disturbing
@@cmtptr
The signs are everywhere!
@GRasputin91 I think I have to see one of those Left Behind movies. How do I find them?
In case anyone is wondering, it’s parodying the book series Left Behind.
Is parodying a word?
Not even just that, most Christian "End Times" movies follow the same story beats. There are so many of them! Lol
@@oberon0023 Yes.
Interestingly enough, I've read most of the series, and not gonna lie but I actually thought they were pretty good. Preachy yes, but not that bad all things said
@@johndunn1625 YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THAT SERIES?! Fair enough, glad to hear you got enjoyment out of a thing :)
"oh why did I choose to be gay?"
Really, why did he?
I personally didn't choose, but I do not like the desires whatsoever. I reject myself
@@TheN92 Why tho, why would you reject yourself?
@@TheN92 Ah yes, God truly is great, loving, and COMPLETELY consistent isn't he? Making you gay, then making you feel guilty for being gay, of course!
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Mate, the fact that you can't help being gay should be enough proof, regardless of whether you believe in God or not, that's up to you, but don't let people tell you it's wrong to feel guilty about who you happened to be.
@Noah This is so sad Please don't hate yourself because of what ignorant christians tell you. There is nothing wrong with being gay or loving a person of the same gender. Don't waste your life repressing yourself to please religious people who really couldn't give two shits about you or you right to a happy life.
"I WAS WRONG."
Now there's something you don't hear everyday.
No-one likes to admit that.
I was wrong, it was the rapture all along..
This is how arguments end on the internet in a parallel universe
If Stephen King ever became a Christian fundamentalist.
You know this parody is based on an actual Christian book series that's recently been turned into a movie, right?
Yeah. Be afraid.
But you can see where I am coming from, right?
germanvisitor2
...Yeah, I do.
Recently? You mean almost 20 years ago.
That's about as likely as Steven Spielberg becoming a Nazi.
"The baby I chose to have baptized is gone!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was pretty damned funny. :)
Wait. I'm confused about the movie. So the cops knew that lnternal Affairs was setting them up?
Na na na na na na na na Leader!
Yes because you know Homer function no beer well without.
I love the Leader!
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
What are talking about? There’s nothing like that in there
Simpsons nailed it!
As a Bible believer myself, I can confirm that this is exactly as heavy-handed as the Left Behind series is. The writers were, frankly, a bunch of hacks that wrote propaganda instead of literature and somehow didn't know the difference. I'd love to break it down for them. The writings of C. S. Lewis? Christian literature. The works of Tolkien? Christian literature. The works of Dostoevsky? Christian literature. What's the difference? Excellence. Subtlety. Exploring ideas and telling a good story rather than trying to ham-fist one's personal interpretation into things.
I laughed my fucking ass off at the "oh, why did I chose to be gay" when I first saw this XD
😕😕😐😐 don’t say bad word
Well at least Mr Thompson got to make out with that sweater-honey
Yes I did..
i miss you jack please start telling us why vidya games are saten
"When I say "Hello, Mr. Thompson" and stomp down on your foot, you smile and nod"
"Helloooo..." _stamp_ "...Mr...." _stamp stamp_ "...Thompson!" _stampstampstamp_
@@BoojumFed i think he's talking to you!
Yeah but now he's paid the price.
1:40 "Why did I put my faith in science and technology?" As she's being saved by the floating TV. 😂
To this day I STILL have nightmares about Cannonball Run 2
I liked The CR movies.
Is that the one with the belly dancer disguises?
... They didn't get raptured, they got Thanos'd.
Fuckimg normie
@Starscream91 aww come on some one had to say it
isnt it the same thing? either way you die, and when you die your afterlife is decided, so you either end up in heaven, or hell
@@devin59320 Nope. You don't exist anymore.
50% pious? you serious?
As someone who was planning to watch Cannonball run 2 for the first time tomorrow...I'm concerned...
Well.... did you???
@@Panzer_the_Merganser yeah. I think I liked it more than the first one. It certainly wasn't way worse than the first one or anything.
The ending was a bit oddly paced though.
@@AntiNihilist Depending on your age, these types of moves are either extremely dated and may (I stress the ‘may’) have a certain charm or something you grew up with and have a nostalgic feel. Glad you enjoyed it. 👍
for a guy who doesn’t believe in god, he sure jumped to the idea that it’s the Rapture
It would be kind of obvious if Christians specifically started to disappear as the world was ending?
Well, alot of atheists are claiming to be rational, hence he could easily deduce that it is the rapture.
Lisa's hair actually looks really good like that. Kinda hard to illustrate bald spots when her hair is nearly indistinguishable from her skin.
I can't believe that the Simpsons predicted Pure Flix.
And yet it's still less hateful than a real Pure Flix movie.
"Well done! You've chosen the right religion."
"So I get to go to heaven, right?"
"Sorry, but it was a 1 in a million chance with your soul on the line so technically it's gambling so you have to go to hell."
I won't suffer through Apocalypse, I'll enjoy every minute of it!
I always imagine the apocalypse as one big violent orgasm. Worlds ending you can do whatever and face no consequences so why not grab the nearest thing that has a hole in it and fuck its brains out
Peter Kelly I just looked to my left and saw the electric carott peeler. Ummm... Yeah. Lets say im jewish now. Thank you.
Jekub Fimbulwing Thats one helluva big pile of bullshit.
This is on point with how stupid movies like '"God's Not Dead"' are.
Don't you mean "God's Not Dead"? Because that was a really fucking stupid movie. I'd actually love to see a movie called "God Is Dead"!! XD
CatMaster90001 Oh right, that is the correct title. Haha. Damn, I didn't even care enough to remember the name right. It was such a lousy movie. The sad thing is those movies are getting more and more popular.. The good thing is that it's fucking comedy gold.
V Guyver I haven't seen it myself, but I never wish to. Just seeing the reviews for it alone show me exactly how bad it is. It's insufferably mindless.
CatMaster90001 I recently checked out Cinema Snob. Indeed a some clever jokes on a not so clever movie. I love how the antagonists are just so cartoonishly bullish.
It's a direct parody of "left behind"
Raised in an Evangelical household, this kind of stuff used to scare the sit out of me. The ides of being 'Left Behind' because you are not meeting your church's standards used to keep me up at night as a kid. That said, I did legitimately enjoy the books.
@Perine God doesn't exist and there is no heaven.
The books are entertaining, very. For the same reason bad science B-films like The Core are entertaining. Shit blows up, people die, monsters, etc. Fear porn.
When this episode came out: "Heh. Pretty decent parody."
If it came out today: "Great. Now those movies have made it into a Simpsons episode. Why couldn't they have made it a parody instead of just animating actual scenes from those movies?"
Naw, Left Behind's writing isn't quite this good.
Poe's Law in action. You can't expect a writer's room to top that level of crazy.
1:14 "Roll credits" *Ding* XD
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lmaooooo
0:40 Jaundice woman is not my girlfriend in this scene. [ding]
“Woman regrets trusting science and technology even thought the tv is what’s keeping her afloat” Ding*
Thaaaaaaaaaaats racist. DING.
Ironic that Science and Technology are the only ways this movie could've been made.
+LokoLobo Just sayin'.
+GdoubleWB science and religion are not mutually exclusive. This clip happens to be making fun of the religious people who believe they can't coexist, but both sides who believe they are antonyms are fools.
+GdoubleWB Ironic how? I don't get it.
+aloe heels Faith and facts most certainly are mutually exclusive. If you *_know_* that a thing is real you cannot have *_faith_* in it as *_faith_* requires doubt. In the case of religious faith, you cannot prove or disprove the basic premise *_WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THE BASIS OF ALL SCIENCES._* Now, certainly, people can and do claim to respect science and still have faith but that simply reflects a basis misunderstanding of science, the concept of religious faith or intellectual dishonesty...or all three.
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To understand the world you must have two lenses, Science and Philosophy. Science is pure and utter fact, but philosophy can only be proven through internal logic. My faith is not my science, it is my philosophy. Science doesn't answer things like
"what is the meaning of life, or the universe?"
or
"Is a clone with my memories me"
These questions are answered by philosophy and as such by your Religion of choice.
Should have put an Amish man going "I should have not bought that lightbulb!"
These comments are hilarious. People are actually getting offended.
eeeeexxxelllent
It's modern times, everyones doing it
Jesus is coming soon
Well it is religion, someone will always get butthurt over it
muh Levantine texts from 1500 BC explain the nature of all existence
Thank god it's Doomsday.
Recommended right after the 2020 Election Day.
Ah yes, 12 AM, Nov 3 2020, what a timely date to get this youtube recommendation.
May 3 2021, 06:12 - something about the numbers..
This movie will haunt me for the rest of my life... just like Cannonball TWO!
Why!? WHY did I choose to be born into a different religion!?
Patrick Saxon Catholics are Christian.
Lay off the glue, Patrick.
Karma - you did something bad in your previous life and that's the punishment!
+Fisher Sam Fisher that's really hindu of you.
Dermot Harrison: no they are not. Catholic church has nothing to do with real faith to Jesus
Ned Flanders definitely wrote this movie.
What if the rap?
"Where did my Christian limo driver go???"
😂😂😂😂
"Oh why did I *choose* to be gay"
I love that there's emphasis on 'choose' when the line is read.
All the subtlety of a Kirk Cameron or Ray Comfort film.
Yeah, but the same with the jokes. Zero subtlety at all. The Simpsons ain't what they used to be.
Kirk Cameron? Didn't he direct that cruise ship movie everyone loved? With Leon DiCaprio?
"Oh why did I *choose* to be gay?!"
🤣
Yeah, why did he?
“Why did I choose to be gay?” is still one of my favourite Simpsons quotes
When I was a kid I didn't get many jokes from the Simpsons. I still laughed a lot
"The baby i chose to have baptized is gone" :D
"Hey it's modern times, everyone's doing it"
“Where did my Christian limo driver go?” 😂
Yes transgender but god forgive
For those who don't know, it's a parody of the movie "Left Behind".
Thank you
I think this is created before the movie
Lol , the Rapture is literal Protestant doctrine born of Fantasy books , it is so hilarious .
The woman with the kids at 1:00 sounds just like Rod Flanders...
was that Nancy again? i feel like i'm starting to recognize which characters she voices.
CardiganSnoopy also Ralph Wiggum
The look the non-baptized baby gives it's mother is too funny!
Ned Flanders gives this movie 5/5 stars
The sad part is, the way the characters that aren’t religious or of other religions act in this fake movie is _barely_ hyperbole, like, put this in live action and I wouldn’t know the difference between this and a real Christian movie.
Woke movies are the other side of the same coin. They're both cringe. When you care more about preaching to the audience than actually making a good movie, you end up alienating the people whose very minds you're supposedly trying to change. You think any atheist is going to watch Left Behind and be like, "Oh shit! I better start going to church." Or a misogynist watches Birds of Prey and be like, "Wow! Women really do deserve more respect."
They just don't get it.
@@changer_of_ways_999 I’ve never heard of birds of prey (the movie) but another example is the doctor who episode “Orphan 55”. I agree with the message of “please stop destroying the planet” but it just beats you over the head with it.
This would sums up on how real life Christian and rapture movies would portray atheists and other religions as technically calling them hethens in a way
Yeah, that's why it's not all that funny. It's a bunch of lame, on-the-nose, repetitive jokes strung together.
LOVE how the clothes stick around. 😂
God Bless everyone, May Gods love be with everyone. Amen
Why was this recommended to me on the day of the 2020 election
Because you chose to be gay.
@@RickMyBalls Probably
One of my favorite parts is Bart and Lisa's haircut completely out of context.
Don't know about everybody else but I still have nightmares almost 30 years after seeing Cannonball Run 2.
Every Christian Propaganda video ever.
"Why did I choose to be GAY?!"
In America since the late 1800s at least
Eh I dunno they've gotten less biblical and just plain mean spirited (God's Not Dead), creepy (Voiceless), and confused (Old Fashioned)
Every what now?
You know son your just been so confused around with your busted comment, a busted channel, and even your not a so called Christians. Look, I don't take on anyone religion Malice. Your just being so deceived to yourself. Being a satanist is far WORSE than being a corrupted person. Just because you said something is a Christian propaganda which makes you like a fool. The truth is, your the problem. Even though, you did sell your soul to the devil. Malice, don't be a wuss man. Be a healthy person instead becoming a wicked.
If anything they downplayed how hammy those movies are.
"Haha, god sucks."
*gets left behind.*
"Wait, thats not fair."
HAHA, that Cannonball Run II reference though!
Of course this is recommended to me on election day.
Had a brief moment of dyslexia and I thought the movie title was "Left Elbow"
Holy macaroni!
Update: It's been a year and I had the exact same thing happen
They mocked and ridiculed Noah too, UNTIL it started to rain. Let the one with spiritual ears to hear and a heart that loves truth, hear what the Spirit is saying. Time is very short and the convergence of biblical prophecy is unprecedented. You are invited to escape the coming wrath of God by putting your faith in the soul cleansing blood of Jesus, which includes His sinless life, substitutionary atoning death, and death-defeating resurrection. Your move. Don't wait too long.
That's what you're going with? The fake story about everything on earth being destroyed except that which was on a tiny boat? You know how ridiculous that sounds, right?
10 years of waiting for this to be recommended
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God is not Dead Part 3?
Left Behind Part 2
You can’t be dead if you never existed.
Sometimes the greatest form of comedy isn't in something that's trying to be funny, but rather something that's trying to take its ridiculousness seriously.
That guy has a point. Golfing on the holiest day of the week is way better than church.
Oh why did he choo choo choose to be gay?
I still wonder how him and his wife are married when they still have heavily different views about Christianity. I also wonder why his wife seemed so shocked when he said he'd rather play golf. It's not like he's been Christian until that day and suddenly rejected God.
"Because we rejected God, (tacitly accepting Satan), we must suffer through the apocalypse!"
Actual lawmakers around the world unironically believe this.
The Rapture happened last year in many..
The Rapture happened in may 2023
I want to see a movie like this but instead of humans left below suffering, they start thriving and slaughtering the demons like childplay.
It just cuts to god realizing that humanity cannot be contained.
That’d be awesome 😂