Kelso takes a patient

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 11 ม.ค. 2009
  • Dr. Kelso takes a patient. Using this clip for a class.
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  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +160

    "Your skin is all messed up." Now that's how a dermatologist justifies his consultation fee.

    • @stavrosgiannaros9498
      @stavrosgiannaros9498 ปีที่แล้ว

      sounds about right

    • @Hassony523
      @Hassony523 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Same as Dr. Kelso’s consultation “we are gonna get through this” then *bam* chief of medicine.

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 6 ปีที่แล้ว +675

    I've spent several years of college and several more years after that training in medical school and residency, and at last, I finally have my degree in dermatology. Finally, I can properly diagnose this man.
    "Ah, yea. Your skin's all messed up."

    • @ezekiel0606
      @ezekiel0606 6 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Nater K I lol'd

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yep my experience of being dermatologist patient.

    • @Sam-ep2yo
      @Sam-ep2yo ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's the technical term for it yes

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +339

    Graduating 12th in Stanford is pretty damn impressive.

    • @Ridgwaycer
      @Ridgwaycer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Not without knowing the class size it isn't.

    • @roetemeteor
      @roetemeteor 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@Ridgwaycer We know it's at least 12.

    • @michaelsong5555
      @michaelsong5555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@Ridgwaycer When we say "class" in this context, we're talking about the entire student year of graduation. That means, at least several hundred people.

    • @Ridgwaycer
      @Ridgwaycer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@michaelsong5555 I'm well aware what they meant. The point I was making is that without knowing how many med students Stanford was graduating in 1970 we can't say how impressive that is.

    • @TheDorianTube
      @TheDorianTube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Ridgwaycer 86

  • @derSTFahrer
    @derSTFahrer 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    "She googled your Ass". Killed by Nurse Roberts 😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @brentondisbrowe1435
      @brentondisbrowe1435 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmao especially now with smart phones "she googled yo ass"

  • @RealDiaFr
    @RealDiaFr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Who cares, he referred to me as a guy." xD J.D is the best.

  • @alexiaNBC
    @alexiaNBC ปีที่แล้ว +29

    "Have a great day. Ya look like a purse." 🤣 😆

  • @rickyray2794
    @rickyray2794 6 ปีที่แล้ว +256

    Should've put the ending, he really did connect with her.

    • @RoyMcAvoy
      @RoyMcAvoy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      True. And he gave an important life lesson to her and turkleton.

    • @itssomeguy7132
      @itssomeguy7132 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cause it’s a fat person uploading

  • @IronMan-tk8uc
    @IronMan-tk8uc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +127

    She googled yo' ass. Loved it!

  • @01001010010001001100
    @01001010010001001100 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Back when a google search was helpful instead of 63 pages of vaguely relevant blog posts and retail sites.

    • @slayerdude18
      @slayerdude18 ปีที่แล้ว

      that happens when you leave things open to be edited by morons who dont know shit instead of actual doctors who post things

  • @Tony-hv8wz
    @Tony-hv8wz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    "I was actually saying joker, I just had a cupcake in my mouth"

  • @DarthTwilight
    @DarthTwilight 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    That baseball rant was just epic

  • @rockchicbabe
    @rockchicbabe 6 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse! This still kills me

  • @BioYuGi
    @BioYuGi ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "Why am I paying you to tell me things I've already figured out on my own?"
    Oh, so you were able to do all those blood tests yourself?

  • @ahmedfalahy9337
    @ahmedfalahy9337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    She Google'd yo ass
    Gotta love Laverne

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yep she was hilarious.

    • @embrezar
      @embrezar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      She had a sixth sense for the weirdest things... like with the face cake. She sees a smudge on Kelso's thumb, says "that looks like my neck!" then sucks his thumb, pauses, and says "Oh, this does not end well for you." Somehow, she was able to recognize neck-smudge by both look AND taste... that's some stuff only Laverne could do.

  • @darth856
    @darth856 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    This is a good storyline, but it does contradict previous episodes. Kelso was many times mentioned to still be seeing patients. For instance, he temporarily gives all his patients to JD after he burned his face with hot coffee.

  • @TJKnight94
    @TJKnight94 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    "why am i paying you for info i could find myself?"
    idk, why'd you come to the hospital if you're so fuckin' smart?

  • @Wherethehellarewegoing
    @Wherethehellarewegoing 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse!!!!
    One of my favorite lines in the entire series

  • @zacharyeschner9147
    @zacharyeschner9147 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    the bob-a-tron😂😂

  • @JONNYWM
    @JONNYWM 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    0:19 you’re welcome lol

    • @randyrandom8162
      @randyrandom8162 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i restarted to 19 seconds like 30 times.

  • @KyleAKAHerm
    @KyleAKAHerm 12 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    GUYS, ITS SO ON

  • @trevethan82319841
    @trevethan82319841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The actress that played this patient is funny as hell

  • @jowolf2187
    @jowolf2187 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    So if Kelso graduated med school in 1968, that puts him born somewhere around 1940 (assuming he took 8-10 years from the age of 18 to graduate with a bachelor's and then complete med school). Which means that if this episode is set in the same year it came out then Dr Kelso is only in his 60s (his early 60s at that).

  • @khaelstorm2552
    @khaelstorm2552 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    The Bobatron

  • @sumanthp2003
    @sumanthp2003 6 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    Jamokers.. lol

  • @KenanVonKaiser
    @KenanVonKaiser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Needs The Ending!

  • @JIMBO_UK
    @JIMBO_UK ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "Now have a great day, ya look like a purse!"

  • @Jetskii-bb7nk
    @Jetskii-bb7nk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "Ya look like a purse"

  • @johndorian473
    @johndorian473 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Man the dialogues here are so damn witty!!

  • @SoulRebelInStereo
    @SoulRebelInStereo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Its the flex tape guy lmao

  • @retrochristmas7329
    @retrochristmas7329 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Imagine dr cox and dr house working in the same hospital

    • @greencello599
      @greencello599 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      They would probably come close to killing each other. Dr. Cox clashed with the pediatrician he and Jordan originally chose for Jack because the guy had a sarcastic wit that could match his own. House would clash with him simply because his ego would demand to prove that he(House) is the superior doctor.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    There's no profile of my graduation in google. Where the hell are people finding this kind of info?

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      They use Bing, which is vastly better than Google, we just don't know since nobody uses it.
      And no, this isn't true, I'm just joking.

    • @JakeLesser
      @JakeLesser 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Mister_BIack Do not ever joke about using bing again.

    • @Mister_BIack
      @Mister_BIack 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@JakeLesser
      Why, are they... Are they listening?

    • @megasora4
      @megasora4 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Mister_BIack their always listening....

  • @nin4339
    @nin4339 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Laverne sent me 😂😂😂😂

  • @damonnomad3422
    @damonnomad3422 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Smartest blimp ive ever seen.

  • @michaelsong5555
    @michaelsong5555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Why don't I have a page or something on google? I googled myself, and I got nothing. Several people with the same name, but not me (no, Michael Song isn't my real name).

    • @JeremiahDouglas
      @JeremiahDouglas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      that's cause you have to do something interesting like get sued 12 times to get a bio worked up on yourself. Nobody cares about some joe smith down the road that fixes Turnip trucks for a living

  • @pschroeter1
    @pschroeter1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why am I paying you...
    Because my prescription pad works.

  • @anja6983
    @anja6983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Honestly I think she is funny

  • @chrisdavenport6585
    @chrisdavenport6585 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He the guy has melanoma, wouldn't he also need an oncologist?

  • @cornishphilosopher
    @cornishphilosopher 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Have a great day, ya look like a purse!

  • @warhammerguy
    @warhammerguy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    That patient was like a proto Karen/anti-vakser.
    Just because you have google it doesn't make you a doctor xD

    • @filipwolffs
      @filipwolffs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Now that you mention it... oh god she really is.

    • @Phoenix-zu6on
      @Phoenix-zu6on 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      shes the reason most people dont like fatties, because theyre often like this.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Karen’s are the ones wanting for force vaccines on everyone, not the other way around.

    • @MH-ms1dg
      @MH-ms1dg ปีที่แล้ว

      @@matthew8153 it works in many directions

  • @JustAnotherPerson4U
    @JustAnotherPerson4U 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    I just realised something... aren't mobile phones not allowed in hospitals because they might mess with hospital equipment like pacemakers and that?

    • @MrTHEMONEEMAKER
      @MrTHEMONEEMAKER 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Dude where'd you hear that?

    • @JustAnotherPerson4U
      @JustAnotherPerson4U 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@jsmith-u5i It was just something I heard. But thinking on it... I looked it up now and it's apparantly in areas where certain hospital equipment can stop working due to mobile phone interference.
      So, no it doesn't seem to affect pacemakers. I think I drew that conclusion from a show I saw.
      But from NHS guidelines, the reasons they ban them from wards is to stop interference for life-saving equipment in general.

    • @sumalife212
      @sumalife212 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yu need to go to hospital atleast once

    • @orcreviews1954
      @orcreviews1954 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      most hospitals request you have your cellular device put away so both you and the medical personnel seeing you can have better report as well as ensuring they have your attention when asking you important medical questions as well as informing you of the treatment plan they want you to do.

    • @mr5yy
      @mr5yy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well, I'm here to correct everyone else. The truth is, we really don't know if mobile phones do or not.
      The reason being is that the majority of hospital equipment has to be in use for it to be found if mobile phones affect them or not and no one is willing to risk a persons life to test it out.