Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too." Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."
“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.” Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you
The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising
@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…
I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"
When I get those ads usually its either “dont play this at work!” Or like, theres captures of two gameplays one good and one bad and it says “mom vs dad” they are really weird. Nowdays I mostly get those anime choose your story ads tho
I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷♀️
Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME
JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now
I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol
I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name” And that kids is how Greg is born.
I can explain the "I was Born" The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.
before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm" i thought it was a fill in the blank comment
While drinking with my friends I was cruising on Instagram when I found this ad for a drinking game and I thought oh nice, my friends and I could play this. But then I read their display ‘question’ on the ad “girls have to get fully naked or drink 6 drinks”. I was like damn, chill, it’s only 7pm
I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.
Ive played that Game of Sultans thing because of being curious of what it was actually like (due to crazy Instagram ads...damn). It’s basically your typical town-building RPG, that’s it. You’re the Sultan and you have to use coins to build stuff, train soldiers and defend your land. THERE AREN’T EVEN CHOICES LIKE IN THE ADS
I also played Game of Sultans, because of the ads that I saw thinking that it would be a more chose your own adventure, but it wasnt. But it's still alright to play for about a week.😂
I ended up giving into my curiosity and downloaded the sultans game to see if it was anything like the ads. It’s not. It’s mostly a war strategy game set in that time period. There is a small part of the game dedicated to raising children and having concubines, but that’s it.
I've gotten it so many times as well as the Love Nikki game😑 and My brother got the Sultan thing and got really upset that it wasn't what he thought it was lol
Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.
I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other. Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?
Okokok so I play this game because I saw all the bad ads on Facebook. It is mostly a war game. Theres nothing to do with how pretty your daughters are or any of that. The ads are so bad. 😂
I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads. 1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!" 2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled." 3: "your IQ is ----------" BANG
Love that Greg has so many inside jokes. If someone came to the comments section they would just be like ????? but all of us are just like _tOgEtHeR sAd_
I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason. I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin. I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.
watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different
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Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too."
Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."
Tf , is that game really there ?
I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !
@@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country
@@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol
@@Tw0Dots yea my bad
o h
Legally Blind
Legally Blonde
Legally Skilled
Legally Pumpkin
Illegally going to pink castle
Legally Greg
Legally Trivago
Did i do it right?
Very good resume
Legally dead
Ads before: amazing gameplay
Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"
@Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜
@Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese
Yay people are randomly becoming besties
I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game
@@LaCabraAsada ultimate tactic
the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin
Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.
@@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”
@@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?
Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal
I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police
The baby is born. It is a son
Sultan: ..he ugly put it back
"Congratulations, we got it back in."
@@bellastruthers3918
Impregnating time
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}
Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.
“If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.”
Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you
I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe
It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho
I would like but this comments likes are already perfect
Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama
@@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to
Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*
This is the best comment I've ever seen
The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment
Let’s together bath
Ummmm hell yes
Let’s together cough drop
The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising
Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere
What's the game like?
"you must lose weight"-the sultan
@@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…
Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)
Pumpkin: legal
Game: tapped
New born son: disliked
Maid: slapped
Notifications: on
everything checked off the list
Hotel: Trivago
@@yoinkkaboink aw dang beat me to it
Hotel? Trivago
Greg? Danny
"Legally a pumpkin"
Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has
Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has
Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense
You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd
I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store
Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens
yeah me too
Same
Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg
or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later
Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.
theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom
@@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering
Malte Blank r/woooooooosh
Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game
Yes plz
Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me"
Me: *sends photo of myself*
Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂
Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)
@@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!
@@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)
Bangtan Queen you ugly
Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
“You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌”
- Danny Gonzalez, 2018
2018
2018
2018
2018
2018
*Slips
WHOOPS IM PREGNANT
K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o
And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o
Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*
*slips
WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY
Whoops you slapped a girl!!
*downloads game*
*finishes level 2*
*deletes game*
Okay I’m a pumpkin now
Legally
Lunar Shards mood
I was at level 1378.....
I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL
TheEmerald Jacob yayy
@@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking
Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?
Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin
I am pumpkin. Sue me
@@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*
Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game
Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :(
The daughter is literally eight years old
Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨
😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts
@@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable
@@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.
@@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.
"Swallow Big Ben" sounds like a euphemism.
Uh oh
Ik
@@bravo6959 I agree, Applause Sex Position
No
🚶🏼♀️✋🏻🚫
I have a friend named Ben and I was terrified when I saw that😭😭
Danny: This is so bad!
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny:
Danny: let's download it!
Nathan Scott I heard yanny
@@Aazen I heard blue and black
I heard white and gold
I hear laurel
I hear Orange and pink
Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.
areyoulostbabygirl
it triggered my flight or flight response
*rapidly taps flight*
**rapidly smashes fight**
"Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"
@xTara Chanx PFFT-
I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.
there are female viziers too
That was historically correct.
And?🤡
@@Who16852”And?🤡” -👶
Nobody;
The sultan: *dislikes his children*
No one :
The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn
"Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"
If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!
I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*
Get over 28 and you’re illegal
If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally
Yes
Bad ads...?
Badads?
Bad dads...
*Childhood memories intensify*
#daddyissues
Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme
I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse
I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass
Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢
Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃
whats up pumpkins
Sorrow TV Hello fellow Greg.
#Greg4life
Creepy.
Oh hey sorrows here
WE'VE BEEN INFILTRATED!
"Tap that game baby girl" ive literally been laughing for about 5 minutes
the one in the corner poo
cant ruin this perfect amount of likes
the one in the corner kill me
930th like
Him saying "Baby girl" made me fall off my bed, triggered my fight or flight
"Hey Greg"
Me: I guess I'm Greg now
hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.
@Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean
no me greg
We're all Greg, welcome.
Welcome to the family Greg Harris
I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"
When I get those ads usually its either “dont play this at work!” Or like, theres captures of two gameplays one good and one bad and it says “mom vs dad” they are really weird. Nowdays I mostly get those anime choose your story ads tho
Bownie Tomazini same
Bownie Tomazini ugh I hate those types of ads. It’s so stereotypical. Apparently dads are terrible at playing games whilst Mum’s are a pro.
same
i always get ones that say their for “the legally skilled” like wtf does that even mean
@@tinapinto5050 It means you are legally skilled
"Oh look bae is in the shower"
A) *Star World War III*
B) *Wait Your Turn*
C) look through his phone
D) break in and have *sex*
E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*
F) *DIVORCE*
G) SLAP HIS FACE
I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷♀️
Poor computers, now I feel bad...
AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭
Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content
Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊
@@pinecone3630 Ikr.
Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin
Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME
Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge
im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(
I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated
Im on level 6313 oof
JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now
I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol
I went to a pumpkin patch and stayed there until after closing, and when the staff asked me to leave I showed him I’m on level 2 and he went away
O.O
Yesss
what does a pumpkin look like?
Nyan cat wait are you actually serious this is a pumpkin 🎃
XxWolfiexX I believe it was a joke
if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you
If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol
They have to buy you from your parents first.
Adventures with Cash *mind blown*
kinky.
But then I'd be lit all night.
I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name”
And that kids is how Greg is born.
Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.
@@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂
Thank youuu I was like super confused at first
Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.
OG’s will remember
Let’s together reminisce
*danny at a job interview*
Interviewer: so what are your life accomplishments?
Danny: well... I am legally a pumpkin....
the best joke in this comment is Danny getting a job
@@thegoatcarnival 😂💵💵💵💵
YOUR HIRED!!
Swag Feather OMG HAHA
ANGRY PUMPKIN NOISES INTENSIFIES
Lol
I can explain the "I was Born"
The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.
"What's a concubine? Is that like a mix between a cucumber and a porcupine?" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣😂👏👏
Nobody tell Danny lmao
@@dx.feelgood5825 better not🤣
The_Tangled Cowgirl I asked Siri what it was and cried a-bit
I got it to 100😊
Becoming a legal pumpkin means you get to review your legal options...as a pumpkin
Jake Custer ah it all makes sense now
Lol
It should come with more perks
“Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!”
1. Join in
2. Slap his face
if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat
YES FINALLY
if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant
WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??
@@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die
These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked
I want "Legally a pumpkin" merch
Yesss
Or legally greg
YES
Omg yeees 👏👏👏
Please!!!!
Danny refusing to slap a fictional character is the highlight of my night.
Ikr?
*walk into Disneyland*
Mickey: "Wanna see my arms come off?"
ಠ_ಠ..-
Ech0location
I hate how I don’t even have to think just to get this reference, it’s just automatically in my head.
And if you score 500, you get to meet Donald the Disemboweled Duck.
Pumpkin
Comment= dark
Likes= 666
Perfectly balanced things as they should be
I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.
No one:
Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant
Fanfiction in a nutshell
Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible
@@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.
gregnant*
before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm"
i thought it was a fill in the blank comment
If you binge watch 234 Danny Gonzalez videos, you are legally greg.
Thats mandatory for all gregs daily
Yes
He has that much
If his old Vines count, I’m definitely there.
Literally me rn tho
12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔
While drinking with my friends I was cruising on Instagram when I found this ad for a drinking game and I thought oh nice, my friends and I could play this. But then I read their display ‘question’ on the ad “girls have to get fully naked or drink 6 drinks”. I was like damn, chill, it’s only 7pm
Wtf lol
I would like this comment. But it already has 420 likes
Ruszko you can like it now
Because each one of your fans is named Greg, you could call your fan base as a whole, “the conGREGation”
tHaT iS GeNiOuS
Joshua Wilks i was the 100th like :)
Or just Greg
@@ivydunlap7061 I'm sorry, but it kind of seems like that you missed the joke by a couple of yards.
The root word Greg means group
father i need a hug!
*"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*
Oooof
Oof
Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???
😂
i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.
I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.
yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century
2/10 review, too many concubines
5:55 My friend saw this ad and downloaded the game, got to level two, and the next day, he came to school, and said
“Yo! I’m _legally_ a pumpkin!”
I never thought I’d say this, but I miss school and things like this
@@elliotgiglio4732 same :(
i used to play this game osp much that i reached level 2000
*Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly Spookly*
Hes a legend
Ive played that Game of Sultans thing because of being curious of what it was actually like (due to crazy Instagram ads...damn). It’s basically your typical town-building RPG, that’s it. You’re the Sultan and you have to use coins to build stuff, train soldiers and defend your land.
THERE AREN’T EVEN CHOICES LIKE IN THE ADS
What!? That's so boring 😭 I wanted to download it because it looked hilarious. They played us
Hi
MeganIsAPanda Aw im disappointed, I thought it was going to be like that game Episode. Lol
I also played Game of Sultans, because of the ads that I saw thinking that it would be a more chose your own adventure, but it wasnt. But it's still alright to play for about a week.😂
There's way too much false advertising in these ads
I ended up giving into my curiosity and downloaded the sultans game to see if it was anything like the ads. It’s not. It’s mostly a war strategy game set in that time period. There is a small part of the game dedicated to raising children and having concubines, but that’s it.
Abella1094 oof if that isn’t clickbait/misleading advertising I don’t know what is 😂☠️
I was wondering why the game sounded familiar then I relised I use to have the game but it was advertised totally different.
I did the exact same thing!!!!
I've gotten it so many times as well as the Love Nikki game😑 and My brother got the Sultan thing and got really upset that it wasn't what he thought it was lol
Just Natsuki Love Nikki is the shit my dude
Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?
no i dont think sooo bc of some BUllshit laws
"Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*
Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER
No
Pragooft
Fucking gregnant 😂
Gregananant?
Skinned and gutted isn't a good look for my pal Donald Duck. His anger is understandable.
hey boo I’m the new Mickey Mouse character called roach
ah, only angry cause of how it looks, not for the fact that it's painful of anything
Mickey Mouse I have a feeling that you had something to do with Donald being skinned.
MICKEY ODJRKJKNHK YOUR mY IDOL dkfhsirhdubjdx
He might look better if he also wore a tie
Danny: "Here's another fun phrase!"
Ad: "Grammarly does more than catch errors."
Nice pfp tho-
I got an optimum ad instead-
*sweater weather plays in the background* 👀
@@teestarc8294 I agree. And I would think so even if I wasnt bi
Your pfp is so good
This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about.
Thanks, Drew!
“After 69 tries I crafted a love potion to seduce Emma Watson”
That’s a *real* caption for a *real* game on a *real* ad I got... *I have no words...*
What game
My god... What game?
Poor celebrities, they get so much shit daily.
I've gotten ads like that
I NEED THAT GAME TELL ME WHATS ITS CALLED!!!!!!!
Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.
Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.
TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.
Legally together sad
Rory Barbee let’s together sad
Just slide and come
Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.
If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎
haha!
😂😂😂😂
The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️
Actually..
can we legally become pumpkins tho
Danny’s eyes, terrified, rereading the definition of concubine is a *mood*
“Dad, together hug?”
“No daughter, together diet”
Oof
She needs to eat her broccoli.
Not together diet. Only onegether diet
Lol
F for respects
I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other.
Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?
Pretty sure grindr is the only app where swallowing big ben will possibly get you to Disneyland...
Omg 😂
Alright. You made my day.
OHHH nah craigslist
Sorry😂
yo GUYS radeem 2 0 0 Insta FoLLowers Serach For IGBUDDY
MAKE A VIDEO JUST PLAYING THAT SULTAN GAME !!!
random but ur so pretty wow
ur pretty
Game of sultans. It's actually pretty fun lol, keeps me occupied. I have collected every consort except for 3 😂
Okokok so I play this game because I saw all the bad ads on Facebook.
It is mostly a war game. Theres nothing to do with how pretty your daughters are or any of that.
The ads are so bad. 😂
YES
That’s how I got pregnant. Fell down and oops, I conceived.
Laura Smith damn, i hate when that happens
@@FollowerofDuck Same 🙄
oh thank god, so it wasn’t just me..
i read that and heard it at the same time
That is one excellent profile pic
One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me
Every time I hear Danny say *"As long as I can creepily look over your shoulder in bed while you tap that game babygirl"* I just lose my marbles.
PFFT IT WAS SO AWKWARD
Found your marbles yet? /j
“If you swallow Big Ben” I took that the wrong way
I made it 69😎
Lmao me too
Can't like its 100
@@PineapplePen-vz8ph okay I fixed it
Like what?
Legally being a pumpkin makes it legal to gut you during October.
Maybe that’s what happened to Donald
*slowly walks away from all you sick fucks*
*how to legally be a pumpkin*
I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads.
1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!"
2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled."
3: "your IQ is ----------"
BANG
Your husband kisses you.
Divorce.
Or
DIVORCE.
Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.
Or kill
This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.
DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝
DIVORCE but before you do divorce
I hate the ads that say ‘you’re legally skilled’ like wtf
Yes but if you get In jail you tell the judge you are legally skilled so you get out of trial and there's no jail
Reach 300 score and you can legally touch my pp
*Uncle playing game in background*
You sound like somebody who isn’t legally skilled
@@user-xj2sm3xd5l If your talking to me.... Yeah your right I don't have any skill...
They always pop up everywhere
I hate ads that has a text
That tries to bait you to playing it
It’s f**king everywhere!
Love that Greg has so many inside jokes. If someone came to the comments section they would just be like ????? but all of us are just like _tOgEtHeR sAd_
can’t relate JoJo siwa's hairline 🗿
We don’t have to be together sad! Come come let’s just slide and come!
*Come Johnny just slide and come*
@@hollyc315 back into my life cause I miss my son
Dentro de mi
4:17 Plot Twist: Big Ben is the name of the huge biker dude who frequents that one bar you're too scared to go to. 😮
Let’s together *abandon game of sultans*
-hell yes-
But what about the entertainment of fat shaming your daughter?!?!?
This is great😂
*leT’s tOgeTHeR sAd*
*lets together dad*
"MY SON IS TOO UGLY AHHH"
Omg greattt😂😂😂😂
if you can stare into the sun you're legally blind
Okay will do
I regret my decisuacjaivfocvshaiblfmisba
Now I cannot see I'm legally _blind_
If you shoot a mirror in laser tag your legally tagged
contemporaryLeeway [CL] lEgAlLy bLiNd
I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason.
I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin.
I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.
The Instagram adds have been moving onto youtube even. Its weird. Literally every add on youtube is either weird mobile game adds or tick tock adds.
Eric Pagliari, your right and it’s literally one of the worst things about using TH-cam now. 😑
Have still never gotten a tiktok ad
Morgan T. Ikr
I've never gotten game ads on TH-cam but almost half of them are tik tok.
Mike R u have lived a good life.
You embarrassed that chair for no reason WTF Danny
I have that chair :(
Joe M tell it I said its a good chair... if I was there I’d sure sit on it 🙂
What is a concubine?
*flashes back to several heart-wrenching palace dramas*
I automatically had all of Empresses in the Palace run through my mind
I thought of that scene in Mulan where the soldier guys dress as women to her into the castle and the guards like, "Concubines, ugly concubines"
My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family
Me: 9:57
*Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*
emily i like ur profile pic hahaha
Tina Pinto wait wot
yaas
Let’s get together bath
😂😂😂
I bought that exact chair at ikea and I can confirm that seatgeek will guarantee a nicer and more fun seat.
ImInquiz No it won’t I own that chair it’s super good and comfortable
@@aghilannathan8169 but is it as fun at seatgeek? ;)
It's a pretty ... *insultan* game.
I'll see myself out.
Wow, just, wow
I’m crying laughing lmaoooo
Charley Schutz no come back
that was one of the best puns I have ever heard
NO DON'T LEAVE THAT WAS THE BEST JOKE EVER
I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'
What if you
wanted to go to heaven
but God said:
*"You must lose weight!"*
Vodka.
@@gmaxfinalevodka, yes, vodka
I'd simply go to he'll ig :/
600th like
when ur too thick that even your angel wings can't lift u
Danny, could you make a video regarding you’re new life as a legal pumpkin? I’m extremely curious to see what that entails.
Slick Nick your*
Vry sry, Your*
I support this inquiry
Slick Nick agree
I thought Danny would talk about the "my dad vs my mom" ads
AlexE
I’ve seen those! And they make the dad suck at the game and the mom do awesome but people would only care if the roles were reversed
The ones with the dumb facecams of two people who are way too young to have kids? Yeah I know ‘em
ARMY BLINK ONCE all the ones i’ve seen they make the mom suck but the dad do good lmao
I hate those ads because the only reason the mom is always better is because she’s obviously been playing longer.
And sometimes it is the same ad but with different text 'me vs my grandma', 'noob vs pro', 'my sister vs me', etc....
watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different
No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo
"get your butt on a better seat" SeatGeek should make that their slogan