Awful Game Ads on Instagram

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 8 พ.ย. 2018
  • Thank you to SeatGeek for sponsoring this video. Use code 'GREG' for $20 off your first order: sg.app.link/GREG
    Today we explore the beautiful and disturbing world of mobile game ads on instagram. Sure, some are awful and gross, but some are also bad and horrible.
    MERCH ► dannygonzalez.store
    PATREON ► / actualdannygonzalez
    MY SECOND CHANNEL ► / 2danny2furious
    If you're actually reading this description comment "congrats on becoming a pumpkin!"
    WHY DO I CALL MY FANS GREG?
    Greg is the strongest family on the internet, we're the fastest growing channel on TH-cam, and we make fire content. So, instead of making up some pun using my name and calling my fans that, I decided to use a different name entirely. A name so strong, haters tremble when it is spoken. WE ARE GREG. AND WE ARE TAKING OVER THE INTERNET. And all you have to do to join is hit subscribe and turn on notifications.
    Follow me on Instagram ► / dannygonzalez
    Follow me on Twitter ► / dannygonzalez
    Outro song: • The Chordettes - Mr S...
    #dannygonzalez
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  • @kittkozy2677
    @kittkozy2677 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6347

    The baby is born. It is a son
    Sultan: ..he ugly put it back

    • @bellastruthers3918
      @bellastruthers3918 4 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      "Congratulations, we got it back in."

    • @PineapplePen-vz8ph
      @PineapplePen-vz8ph 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      @@bellastruthers3918
      Impregnating time

    • @rem-nl3dl
      @rem-nl3dl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      @@PineapplePen-vz8ph good lord.

    • @bowsandaro
      @bowsandaro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@PineapplePen-vz8ph Abortion* :}

    • @emmac6596
      @emmac6596 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Raksiieシ yeah that’s the whole point.

  • @hummingbirdcake1902
    @hummingbirdcake1902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7705

    Game of Sultans ads: "We hate women and children, we want you to hate them too."
    Actual Game of Sultans: "Kill your friends in war, do it, we dare you."

    • @more_harsh
      @more_harsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Tf , is that game really there ?
      I searched up Play Store but couldn't find it , ig that game is removed by the play store !

    • @forcedcomedy9912
      @forcedcomedy9912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +353

      @@more_harsh nope, it's still there. It's probably not available in your country

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@more_harsh something that is not available to _you_ specifically doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist lol

    • @more_harsh
      @more_harsh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +158

      @@Tw0Dots yea my bad

    • @sinfizz_
      @sinfizz_ 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      o h

  • @skyhideaway
    @skyhideaway ปีที่แล้ว +2505

    the idea of legally being able to turn into a pumpkin implies that there are illegal ways to turn into a pumpkin

    • @VoceCorale
      @VoceCorale ปีที่แล้ว +113

      Like saying you're a pumpkin without the proper authorization.

    • @ablancer3582
      @ablancer3582 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      @@VoceCorale “Sorry, I don’t have my pumpkin license yet.”

    • @artemis6828
      @artemis6828 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      @@ablancer3582 if there's a license, is there a pumpkin permit? you can only be a pumpkin with adult supervision and for certain hours?

    • @cringelord_67
      @cringelord_67 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Well altering your genetic information without a license sounds pretty illegal

    • @Marshmal-
      @Marshmal- ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I am illegally a pumpkin, it's very hard to become one cuz of the pumpkin police

  • @ohmyprettygirl
    @ohmyprettygirl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2091

    The craziest part of Game of Sultans is that I played the game for a long time and it has NOTHINGGGGG to do with its ads so it truly is a bizarre form of advertising

    • @ashdeforest217
      @ashdeforest217 2 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      Just straight up false advertising, and yet theyre still everywhere

    • @pixxL_
      @pixxL_ ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What's the game like?

    • @petermmm42
      @petermmm42 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      "you must lose weight"-the sultan

    • @strranger
      @strranger ปีที่แล้ว +213

      @@pixxL_ I played it, it’s basically just your average medieval mobile game. You do get wives though and you do have kids, they do look like that. But like, the game itself has nothing to do with them. It’s all about you and managing an empire…

    • @Noncreativeblob
      @Noncreativeblob ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Same, in fact I play GOS (Game of sultans) and GOK (Game of Khans)

  • @crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383
    @crystalkillergombac.k.g.ar4383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1082

    Legally Blind
    Legally Blonde
    Legally Skilled
    Legally Pumpkin

  • @pieseldatches
    @pieseldatches 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4642

    "Oh look bae is in the shower"
    A) *Star World War III*
    B) *Wait Your Turn*

    • @stupidvideos9901
      @stupidvideos9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +317

      C) look through his phone

    • @hooded-devil2725
      @hooded-devil2725 3 ปีที่แล้ว +337

      D) break in and have *sex*

    • @stupidvideos9901
      @stupidvideos9901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +346

      E) *break in and flush the toilet then yeet his phone out the window and then make him spaghetti with your period blood*

    • @iforgoree
      @iforgoree 3 ปีที่แล้ว +296

      F) *DIVORCE*

    • @athyzkyh
      @athyzkyh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +259

      G) SLAP HIS FACE

  • @oops-a-davey
    @oops-a-davey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1274

    Sultan: "My daughter is fat! No one wants to marry her" :(
    The daughter is literally eight years old
    Like yeah dude, I sure hope not ...🤨

    • @vishakhabh.6341
      @vishakhabh.6341 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @suk.489
      @suk.489 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@HazelT1398 well not that much as the cartoon depicts

    • @shrektheintelllectual3615
      @shrektheintelllectual3615 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@HazelT1398 not in the ottoman empire since you couldn't own land there. Being slim and well-built was very desireable

    • @shrektheintelllectual3615
      @shrektheintelllectual3615 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@HazelT1398 I am from turkey and yesterday the teacher just told us about how economy worked in the ottoman times.

    • @shrektheintelllectual3615
      @shrektheintelllectual3615 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@HazelT1398 that was apperantly the case in europe in the medieval period sadly they dont teach us much other than our own history.

  • @thereisnoneedtocallmesir
    @thereisnoneedtocallmesir 2 ปีที่แล้ว +381

    "Legally a pumpkin"
    Pros: you don't have the legal obligations that a human has
    Cons: you don't have the legal protections that a human has

    • @themasterprocrastinator4933
      @themasterprocrastinator4933 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Well now the statement actually kinda makes sense

    • @moonylime
      @moonylime 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You either pay taxes or get squirrel'd

  • @frills5316
    @frills5316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3510

    The only reason the king DISLIKES his son..
    is because he's not legally a pumpkin, nor can he legally enter Pink Castle

  • @theswordidtruth
    @theswordidtruth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17470

    Be the hero. Play the game so we don't have to.

    • @meggels9215
      @meggels9215 5 ปีที่แล้ว +507

      theswordidtruth it’s nothing like the ads- it’s a strategy game where you build a kingdom

    • @m6lt9
      @m6lt9 5 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      @@meggels9215 fuck you for spoilering

    • @eeahaha313
      @eeahaha313 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Malte Blank r/woooooooosh

    • @buggybabygirl
      @buggybabygirl 5 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Its nothing likw the ads. Its just another military game

    • @4bestfriendstime297
      @4bestfriendstime297 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yes plz

  • @randomperson2777
    @randomperson2777 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    “You said I’d never amount to anything… but now I’m a pumpkin 😌”
    - Danny Gonzalez, 2018

  • @fogtheghost
    @fogtheghost 2 ปีที่แล้ว +312

    I've played game of sultans, and I can confirm that female npcs are only ever concubines or your daughters that you marry off at the age of 16.

    • @21Michichi
      @21Michichi 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      there are female viziers too

    • @antigonarosaura7845
      @antigonarosaura7845 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That was historically correct.

    • @Guyhj2489
      @Guyhj2489 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And?🤡

    • @BeepBeepLettuce5
      @BeepBeepLettuce5 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @@Guyhj2489”And?🤡” -👶

  • @lokii1972
    @lokii1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4029

    Let’s together *legally be a pumpkin*

    • @Jewls2
      @Jewls2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      This is the best comment I've ever seen

    • @theguywhodidntask1620
      @theguywhodidntask1620 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      The Magic Pineapple let's TOGETHER appreciate this comment

    • @xxlexicamxx5208
      @xxlexicamxx5208 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Let’s together bath

    • @MadeOfConfusion
      @MadeOfConfusion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ummmm hell yes

    • @lokii1972
      @lokii1972 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Let’s together cough drop

  • @iancrawford9658
    @iancrawford9658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14621

    “If you score 400 you can go to Disneyland.”
    Someone on this earth needs to get to 400 ask for tickets and then sue them because they didn’t give them to you

    • @AliNeisy
      @AliNeisy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +458

      I hope your american cause this bullshit wont work in europe

    • @SKS-kj1fx
      @SKS-kj1fx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1251

      It just says you can go to Disneyland, not 'you'd win tickets'... Dumb click bait tho

    • @tundraart2693
      @tundraart2693 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I would like but this comments likes are already perfect

    • @echo9050
      @echo9050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Love ur profile pic cuz it’s gudetama

    • @lvely4126
      @lvely4126 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@AliNeisy you're* I'm sorry I had to

  • @hadlierose
    @hadlierose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +131

    I've played the game. It is literally nothing like that. It's more like a worldbuilding game where you battle and upgrade your empire. There's a bit of romance but it really only lets you choose a wife and then something about your kid's education. Otherwise it is completely different lol

  • @thedivineshinsoo9771
    @thedivineshinsoo9771 2 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    I really think those ads are a psychological attempt to get you to download the game. Trying to get your curiosity going by piquing the question: "Is this game really that sexist and misogynistic?"

  • @mr.bowtie3451
    @mr.bowtie3451 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4486

    Your husband kisses you.
    Divorce.
    Or
    DIVORCE.

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      Pee in his mouth THEN divorce.

    • @ianc8382
      @ianc8382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      Or kill

    • @goosequeen2144
      @goosequeen2144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      This made me laugh harder than it should’ve.

    • @user-uq9oh4yg2z
      @user-uq9oh4yg2z 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      DIVORCE but with style 𝙥𝙚𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙞𝙣 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙢𝙤𝙪𝙩𝙝

    • @swordfromphighting
      @swordfromphighting 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      DIVORCE but before you do divorce

  • @kamui6522
    @kamui6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6374

    Ads before: amazing gameplay
    Ads now: "I can't reach pink color"

    • @kamui6522
      @kamui6522 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @Hajime Shino Eyyyy Of course 💜💜💜💜

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @Hajime Shino friends with me too pwese

    • @NyanCatzzz
      @NyanCatzzz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Yay people are randomly becoming besties

    • @lacabraasada2326
      @lacabraasada2326 2 ปีที่แล้ว +143

      I remember I saw a game ad with a caption saying "never play it" okay then, I guess I won't play the game

    • @italyisntreal
      @italyisntreal 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      @@lacabraasada2326 ultimate tactic

  • @lyshasibayan8268
    @lyshasibayan8268 2 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    Legend has it that Danny is still yet to get his new pumpkin ID 🎃

  • @shadophaxx2401
    @shadophaxx2401 2 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    These ads made me realise spongebob and Patrick's chocolate selling strategy would have actually worked

  • @imkelsey.givememoney.
    @imkelsey.givememoney. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13317

    I remember when Greg was born. Danny casually was making fun of one of jake Paul’s music videos and he said “we need a fan base name.” And he looked up “strong baby names” and he found “Gregory” and he said “greg is our new fan base name”
    And that kids is how Greg is born.

    • @Rainbowthewindsage
      @Rainbowthewindsage 3 ปีที่แล้ว +982

      Thanks. I've been wondering about that since I came across a couple of pre-greg videos.

    • @imkelsey.givememoney.
      @imkelsey.givememoney. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      @@Rainbowthewindsage no problem 😂 have a good day my guy 😂

    • @jenniferl.8111
      @jenniferl.8111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +160

      Thank youuu I was like super confused at first

    • @alanna6034
      @alanna6034 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Thank you! I was trying to figure out the backstory of how Greg became the fan base name.

    • @daisydances7117
      @daisydances7117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      OG’s will remember
      Let’s together reminisce

  • @bumbum2555
    @bumbum2555 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3040

    *downloads game*
    *finishes level 2*
    *deletes game*
    Okay I’m a pumpkin now

    • @bigpapaqueefman9098
      @bigpapaqueefman9098 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Legally

    • @carleycruz2097
      @carleycruz2097 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Lunar Shards mood

    • @nini-fq3tb
      @nini-fq3tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I was at level 1378.....
      I ACCIDENTLY DELETED IT FUCKKKK WIJSMDISJSJSOKC DKSL

    • @nini-fq3tb
      @nini-fq3tb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      TheEmerald Jacob yayy

    • @jorydn1136
      @jorydn1136 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@ThePixieEmerald Doctors are quaking

  • @yuma2895
    @yuma2895 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    12:23 "the result was ACCIDENTALLY fat." aw man😔

  • @poorlydrawnwizard
    @poorlydrawnwizard ปีที่แล้ว +35

    I actually played the game about the pumpkin. I beat level 2 and can confirm that I am a pumpkin.

  • @madiganrios8865
    @madiganrios8865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4673

    Pumpkin: legal
    Game: tapped
    New born son: disliked
    Maid: slapped
    Notifications: on

  • @morqaner7809
    @morqaner7809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4639

    Bad ads...?
    Badads?
    Bad dads...
    *Childhood memories intensify*

    • @KB-qg4fu
      @KB-qg4fu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +114

      #daddyissues

    • @batwing1015
      @batwing1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Kira Bondarenko my dad ran away before I was even born #mydadleftme

    • @StormylionX
      @StormylionX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      I mean my dad beat me for a few years #childabuse

    • @batwing1015
      @batwing1015 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I-Urudux bad dads are bad ass

    • @tiktokcompilations7027
      @tiktokcompilations7027 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Hahaha I don’t have a bad dad cause he left me....... 😊 😢

  • @SunFlower-wi5xr
    @SunFlower-wi5xr 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Wait so (obviously) some of these ads are false advertising. Does that mean we could sue the companies?

  • @misstaniataylor
    @misstaniataylor ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I can explain the "I was Born"
    The word: "ولدت" can be read in two ways. It can be read as "waladto" which means I gave birth (active voice) and "wolidto" as in I was born (passive voice). When written in Arabic letters, they are written the same way but pronounced differently (there's something called Ashakl, and that's a whole other thing) which basically allows you to have words of different meanings and passive and passive voice. i am guessing they used google translate because google translate cannot tell "ashakl" of words 99% of the time.

  • @charley3994
    @charley3994 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3319

    It's a pretty ... *insultan* game.
    I'll see myself out.

    • @green.beanss
      @green.beanss 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Wow, just, wow

    • @SARCOSISARCOSA
      @SARCOSISARCOSA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I’m crying laughing lmaoooo

    • @molly-cw9tj
      @molly-cw9tj 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Charley Schutz no come back

    • @erikthered318
      @erikthered318 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Don’t worry I see myself out everyday lol

    • @itsureverydayidiot6336
      @itsureverydayidiot6336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      that was one of the best puns I have ever heard

  • @-Aidan
    @-Aidan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3840

    "Hey Greg"
    Me: I guess I'm Greg now

    • @tomrussell0
      @tomrussell0 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      hey aidan, it seems you're new here. You are Greg now.

    • @chestersailor5301
      @chestersailor5301 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @Natalie gamer tv Don't be mean

    • @fiji197
      @fiji197 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      no me greg

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      We're all Greg, welcome.

    • @Keki-sw2rb
      @Keki-sw2rb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Welcome to the family Greg Harris

  • @Violet-Spark
    @Violet-Spark 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This is only my 2nd Danny Gonzalez video ever, and that outro was really helpful in getting a feel for what this channel is about.
    Thanks, Drew!

  • @rachelcookie321
    @rachelcookie321 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I’m surprised Danny doesn’t know what a concubine is. They used to be very common in royal families and other high class families around the world. If you’re into kdramas, it’s hard to watch a historical drama without hearing about concubines.

    • @Jisoo-coded
      @Jisoo-coded ปีที่แล้ว

      yeah or turkish dramas like the magnificent century

  • @aadvani22
    @aadvani22 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1333

    father i need a hug!
    *"yOu MuSt LoSe WeIgHt!!!!"*

    • @seungnote
      @seungnote 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Oooof

    • @memesarecool4363
      @memesarecool4363 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oof

    • @jamesray9829
      @jamesray9829 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Im overweight but my dad still hugs me, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE THINKING!!???

    • @qwqkawaii2713
      @qwqkawaii2713 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @woah8358
      @woah8358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      i think that chubby dudes are attractive asf.

  • @besancake1619
    @besancake1619 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4121

    I hate ads that when you press the options it just takes you to the app store

    • @Rda-im4hv
      @Rda-im4hv 2 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      Trueee It makes me real mad when that happens

    • @sparklettes4475
      @sparklettes4475 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah me too

    • @randomstupidity3400
      @randomstupidity3400 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same

    • @xi3460
      @xi3460 2 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      Or those microscopic cancel buttons omg

    • @saharahjohnson6108
      @saharahjohnson6108 2 ปีที่แล้ว +133

      or where there’s a fake cancel button and the real one shows up 10 seconds later

  • @jaredbezes7806
    @jaredbezes7806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm so proud of you for becoming a pumpkin. I envy your success

  • @avidee4300
    @avidee4300 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Since Danny is legally a pumpkin I guess he could get away with... any crime imaginable... since the law doesn't cover convicting pumpkins. This also raises the legal question of pumpkin marriage.

  • @lydiak8300
    @lydiak8300 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1668

    *Slips
    WHOOPS IM PREGNANT

    • @nutellafromgloaming2275
      @nutellafromgloaming2275 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      K Rager WHOOPS, your daughter's overweight! :o

    • @maudblue8243
      @maudblue8243 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      And NOBODY wants to marry a fat 8 y/o

    • @chairee6627
      @chairee6627 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Ur DAUGHTER IS *TOO FAT*

    • @spencerpaquette3044
      @spencerpaquette3044 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      *slips
      WHOOPS MY NEWBORN SON IS TOO UGLY

    • @a.patel1
      @a.patel1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Whoops you slapped a girl!!

  • @frozonessupersuit8536
    @frozonessupersuit8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4593

    Danny: "If you find weird s*** on instagram feel free to send them to me"
    Me: *sends photo of myself*

    • @user-ms7cl6nc4y
      @user-ms7cl6nc4y 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bangtan Queen 😂😂😂

    • @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923
      @xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      Me: *reports it for lying* you arent ugly :)

    • @frozonessupersuit8536
      @frozonessupersuit8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@xyellowcoffeexfatrat7923 that.....that was so nice...Thank you. You are beautiful too!!

    • @frozonessupersuit8536
      @frozonessupersuit8536 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@RooRue oh my gahhhh.....these compliments... Y'all are beautiful too :)

    • @wackss5049
      @wackss5049 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Bangtan Queen you ugly
      Lol jk have a great day! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @-.pinkipexoni.-
    @-.pinkipexoni.- หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember playing Helix Jump when I was 6 and I still do for some reason.
    I remember feeling SO pathetic, when I saw my disgraceful human form. When I got to level 2, the excitement of legally become a pumpkin was so intense, I PHYSICALLY became a pumpkin.
    I have never been happier. Pumpkins don't need to pay taxes.

  • @dinobones1224
    @dinobones1224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    My grandma: you can't "hate" your cousins they're your family
    Me: 9:57

  • @nowayitsjohnstamos
    @nowayitsjohnstamos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2094

    Nobody;
    The sultan: *dislikes his children*

    • @hadiaafzal1072
      @hadiaafzal1072 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      No one :
      The sultan: BeHeAdS hIs ChIlDrEn

    • @kikiprin3303
      @kikiprin3303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "Ugh that girl is fat 😫 YEETES TO DA FEETUS NOW"

  • @lisawilliams2327
    @lisawilliams2327 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15391

    Wait, so if you can legally become a pumpkin, how do you illiegally become a pumpkin?

    • @sickspood
      @sickspood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1016

      Number 15: how to illegally become a pumpkin

    • @imzipperoni
      @imzipperoni 3 ปีที่แล้ว +673

      I am pumpkin. Sue me

    • @lisawilliams2327
      @lisawilliams2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +278

      @@imzipperoni grr!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @theKathyinacone
      @theKathyinacone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +205

      Zipper *I’m gonna slap you with legal!*

    • @beanybeanbag
      @beanybeanbag 3 ปีที่แล้ว +413

      Claim to be a pumkin and advertise it WITHOUT playing the game

  • @animal_lover7159
    @animal_lover7159 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I have noticed 3 things in mobile ads.
    1: "I cant reach pink\ pink level!"
    2: "If you get 1000 you are legally skilled."
    3: "your IQ is ----------"
    BANG

  • @ash_tray
    @ash_tray ปีที่แล้ว +9

    One good thing about having a terrible memory is that I’m able to rewatch these old videos every few months and it’s all almost brand new to me

  • @DerUbermonke
    @DerUbermonke 5 ปีที่แล้ว +968

    If you get past level 47 you are legally Disneyland!

    • @orlumbus5192
      @orlumbus5192 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I’ve seen ads that say *if u get past level 60 you are legally skilled*

    • @AC-td4io
      @AC-td4io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Get over 28 and you’re illegal

    • @kaylathomas7485
      @kaylathomas7485 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      If you get past level 70 you are Disneyland skilled legally

    • @brandncibr9831
      @brandncibr9831 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes

  • @bassnbluegill1406
    @bassnbluegill1406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1473

    I bet some guy named Greg stumbled onto this channel and was very confused.

    • @krabbypatty2923
      @krabbypatty2923 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Bass 'N'Bluegill if you somehow haven’t figured it out by now, when you check on your comment from notifications it says highlighted. Danny did nothing

    • @infumoscus6067
      @infumoscus6067 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@bassnbluegill1406 Danny didn't highlight your comment it's just TH-cam so you can find it better

    • @parissotelo8082
      @parissotelo8082 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Inbox_Red shhhh don’t spoil it for him

    • @l00sechange
      @l00sechange 5 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Danny:"Hey Greg..."
      Greg:"Uhh, hello?"

    • @noice5935
      @noice5935 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      lol

  • @frog_legs8362
    @frog_legs8362 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Game of sultans isn't actually like how the ads are it's literally about being a sultan and taking over the world I don't know why the ads make it out to be such a shot game

  • @eringrl101
    @eringrl101 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Nearly three years later and I have to tell you that yup! Lots of us were roped into Game of Sultans bc of those weird ads! I still play it three years later and it’s moved quite a bit away from its original form. Also, mostly female players in the beginning, seems more like an even split now.

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4715

    “After 69 tries I crafted a love potion to seduce Emma Watson”
    That’s a *real* caption for a *real* game on a *real* ad I got... *I have no words...*

    • @noods1406
      @noods1406 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      What game

    • @The_Slayer.
      @The_Slayer. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

      My god... What game?

    • @pyrodynamics75
      @pyrodynamics75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +236

      Poor celebrities, they get so much shit daily.

    • @poorlydrawnfurret915
      @poorlydrawnfurret915 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I've gotten ads like that

    • @0NoneOfTheAbove0
      @0NoneOfTheAbove0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      I NEED THAT GAME TELL ME WHATS ITS CALLED!!!!!!!

  • @Karen-zr7ip
    @Karen-zr7ip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2134

    “Oh no! I launched a thermonuclear warhead at Canada on accident!”
    1. Join in
    2. Slap his face

    • @MrQuinnzard
      @MrQuinnzard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      if you pick #1 you are legally thermostat

    • @svetlanarebane
      @svetlanarebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      YES FINALLY

    • @aaaacheese156
      @aaaacheese156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      if you pick #2 you’re legally a fire hydrant

    • @ally5618
      @ally5618 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      WAIT A THERMONUCLEAR WARHEAD IS ON IT’S WAY??

    • @svetlanarebane
      @svetlanarebane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ally5618 I know, I'm excited to finally die

  • @dezzbarreto
    @dezzbarreto 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    watching this in 2023 while taylor swift is dating travis kelce and hearing danny talk about how seatgeek can get you tickets to “taylor swift games” definitely hits different

    • @paytonmatzke9721
      @paytonmatzke9721 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      No fr I was literally looking for this comment lmaooo

  • @AUBREY-ml4ex
    @AUBREY-ml4ex 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I once saw an ad of a queen and a king and the queen said "Goodness, I am so fat!" And then the king said "No baby, you aren't fat, you're just fluffy" and then they break their backs kissing each other.
    Sir what do you mean by she's fluffy? That supposed to make her feel better? And what does that have to do with weight? You calling her hairy?

  • @SorrowTV
    @SorrowTV 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13318

    whats up pumpkins

  • @kamikazealpaca08
    @kamikazealpaca08 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2281

    if you’re legally a pumpkin people can legally carve you

    • @incognitomode670
      @incognitomode670 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      If you're a furry people have the right to hunt you lol

    • @phoeben2870
      @phoeben2870 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      They have to buy you from your parents first.

    • @gracieowen2178
      @gracieowen2178 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Adventures with Cash *mind blown*

    • @frootxjuice
      @frootxjuice 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      kinky.

    • @sarahr6537
      @sarahr6537 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      But then I'd be lit all night.

  • @Cool_Kid95
    @Cool_Kid95 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    4:47 "Decapitated Goofy" Is that a Five Nights at Treasure Island reference?!

  • @FuckMargaretThatchher
    @FuckMargaretThatchher 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    9:03 is just straight up insulting ElectroBoom.

  • @jameskohler7563
    @jameskohler7563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    Actually this is fake news. I played helix jump (the pumpkin game) and got to level 16 and I’m still not a pumpkin. I’m still trying to become a pumpkin. Granted, the game is fun, but I’m still not a pumpkin. 0/10 no pumpkin
    Edit: GUYS THEY WEREN’T WRONG!! I played a few more rounds and now I’m a pumpkin!!!! I’m still not sure if it’s legal, because I hear the sirens coming to my block. SAVE ME

    • @sophialeon2085
      @sophialeon2085 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Tuam Squig Become pumpkin pie and hide in tge fridge

    • @erin5116
      @erin5116 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      im on level 100 and still not a pumpkin :(

    • @londoneldridge7076
      @londoneldridge7076 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I'm on Level 891, and being a pumpkin is so overrated

    • @skyemetrowich155
      @skyemetrowich155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Im on level 6313 oof

    • @jameskohler7563
      @jameskohler7563 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      JongMi Kim It’s too late. They left. Luckily, we forgot to take down our Halloween decorations and left our pumpkins out, so they shot the wrong one. Luckily I’m safe... for now

  • @maiahvandehey2298
    @maiahvandehey2298 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2081

    I hate being an illegal pumpkin. I should get that app

    • @lukeburmese3450
      @lukeburmese3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      Damn I need the app I've been in hiding for years now I can become a pumpkin legally

    • @te547
      @te547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@lukeburmese3450 What the fuck right as soon as it got to that part I got the same exact ad on youtube for the pumpkin

    • @lukeburmese3450
      @lukeburmese3450 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@te547 ha got em

    • @jeoslapha9434
      @jeoslapha9434 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      666 likes

    • @oreothepomeranian138
      @oreothepomeranian138 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wtf is a "illegal pumpkin"?

  • @navii8547
    @navii8547 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    How did Disney not call an orbital strike on the first few ads or the people that made them yet?

  • @irish_girl_9675
    @irish_girl_9675 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You crack me up not only do you look like my youngest nephew but you have our same since of humor lol! These games looked and sounded so horrible but your explaining it out loud made me laugh out loud for real! 🤣

  • @emily-qe3yu
    @emily-qe3yu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29001

    *Let’s together sad for the sultan’s daughter*

    • @tinapinto5050
      @tinapinto5050 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      emily i like ur profile pic hahaha

    • @shreeyastache
      @shreeyastache 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      Tina Pinto wait wot

    • @hopemay6865
      @hopemay6865 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      yaas

    • @pyrotic5432
      @pyrotic5432 5 ปีที่แล้ว +417

      Let’s get together bath

    • @kyrahmosley3262
      @kyrahmosley3262 5 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      😂😂😂

  • @nathanscott6160
    @nathanscott6160 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3533

    Danny: This is so bad!
    Danny:
    Danny:
    Danny:
    Danny:
    Danny:
    Danny: let's download it!

    • @Aazen
      @Aazen 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Nathan Scott I heard yanny

    • @emberjenkins4598
      @emberjenkins4598 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@Aazen I heard blue and black

    • @z3rox969
      @z3rox969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I heard white and gold

    • @saradoingstuff6650
      @saradoingstuff6650 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I hear laurel

    • @dougwarren5471
      @dougwarren5471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I hear Orange and pink

  • @sophiitdd8540
    @sophiitdd8540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    6:20 I actually played a lot of this game some years ago and I really liked and did some big scores. Unfortunately, I did not became a pumpkin.
    Legally.

  • @stranger_detective
    @stranger_detective 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Fun fact: the ad makers screwed up the names. The consort of a Sultan is called a Sultana, or Sultanah. Empress is for an Emperor.

  • @XxDeadParrotxX
    @XxDeadParrotxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +771

    I met a guy once who said he works on these ads, and after accidentally insulting him by expressing how bad I think they are (before I knew he made them) he explained that he writes computer algorithms that string together phrases and then recalibrate those phrases based on the response the phrases get. So what you're seeing is actually just a computer doing its best at trying to sell you stuff 🤷‍♀️

    • @ashleydison7465
      @ashleydison7465 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Poor computers, now I feel bad...
      AT LEAST THEY'RE TRYING THEIR BEST😭😭😭😭

    • @oliviacompagnino7530
      @oliviacompagnino7530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Coincidentally, this is also how 'Billion Surprise Toys' make their content

    • @XxDeadParrotxX
      @XxDeadParrotxX 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Strange Historical mess No man, I completely agree with you, just thought it was interesting to know how they're made 😊

    • @dumbiev3263
      @dumbiev3263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@pinecone3630 Ikr.

  • @violin-chan4337
    @violin-chan4337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +633

    "Woo I slipped AND NOW IM PREGNANT"...or should i say *_Gregnant_*

    • @Lily-nc8uh
      @Lily-nc8uh 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Antila Rai Siddique best comment EVER

    • @julijafirer3969
      @julijafirer3969 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      No

    • @a.h.z2830
      @a.h.z2830 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pragooft

    • @gasmaskyt4132
      @gasmaskyt4132 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Fucking gregnant 😂

    • @owah
      @owah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Gregananant?

  • @kou_isthatyou
    @kou_isthatyou ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Danny flirting with me and calling me babygirl was probably one thing off my bucket list.

  • @ashleeread7560
    @ashleeread7560 ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the exact video I watch with my friend aislynn a while ago. She introduced me to this channel. She khs last month and I just want to say that this channel has lowkey made it a tiny bit easier

  • @thefoxoverlord
    @thefoxoverlord 5 ปีที่แล้ว +835

    If the teacher doesn't show up for 15 minutes, we're legally allowed to reach the pink castle 😎

    • @juliawburn2352
      @juliawburn2352 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      haha!

    • @megan-1600
      @megan-1600 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂

    • @idiothoe5421
      @idiothoe5421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The Fox Overlord But Totally Not A Furry lets together reach the pink castle ☺️

    • @generalviolet9806
      @generalviolet9806 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Actually..

    • @jasperjazzie
      @jasperjazzie ปีที่แล้ว

      can we legally become pumpkins tho

  • @joshuawilks9170
    @joshuawilks9170 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1311

    Because each one of your fans is named Greg, you could call your fan base as a whole, “the conGREGation”

    • @ivydunlap7061
      @ivydunlap7061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      tHaT iS GeNiOuS

    • @deadontheinsideandout4061
      @deadontheinsideandout4061 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Joshua Wilks i was the 100th like :)

    • @boink5327
      @boink5327 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Or just Greg

    • @GordonRumer
      @GordonRumer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@ivydunlap7061 I'm sorry, but it kind of seems like that you missed the joke by a couple of yards.

    • @matthewchamberlain3807
      @matthewchamberlain3807 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The root word Greg means group

  • @c0nn0r.9
    @c0nn0r.9 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    5:53 I actually had that game once and the pumpkin they are playing as is only obtainable after level 50 and an event exclusive

  • @curtisbissell1445
    @curtisbissell1445 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    don't think anyone wants to go to "kanye west games" anymore after what he's said

  • @KyrstOak
    @KyrstOak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2452

    "Swallow Big Ben" sounds like a euphemism.

    • @bravo6959
      @bravo6959 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      Uh oh

    • @DiamantisHell
      @DiamantisHell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Ik

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@bravo6959 I agree, Applause Sex Position

    • @lv4519
      @lv4519 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      No
      🚶🏼‍♀️✋🏻🚫

    • @lezley8465
      @lezley8465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      I have a friend named Ben and I was terrified when I saw that😭😭

  • @MicGregor
    @MicGregor 5 ปีที่แล้ว +553

    Dude totally just threw his chair under the bus to make a seatgeek ad.

    • @TheCynicalDude_
      @TheCynicalDude_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yeah dude. I feel awkward and sad for his chair now. How it still supports him is beyond me.

    • @wolfe440
      @wolfe440 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      TheCynicalDouche I know. It’s bittersweet.

  • @LaikasFriend
    @LaikasFriend 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Yes! I've been binging these videos and was looking forward to this one from the thumbnail :D

  • @Jenn-ie5vf
    @Jenn-ie5vf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I actually started playing "Game of Sultans" after seeing it in this video and it is nothing like the ads LOL Shocking. But it is a fun addictive game I have to admit

  • @the_tangled_girl9494
    @the_tangled_girl9494 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3589

    "What's a concubine? Is that like a mix between a cucumber and a porcupine?" I DIED😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @emiliew5553
    @emiliew5553 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1863

    I DO NOT RECOMMEND HELIX JUMP!!
    i reaches level 2 and the process for becoming a pumpkin is EXTREMELY painful!!!
    do NOT play this game!!

    • @mcplumpkin6191
      @mcplumpkin6191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I'm a pumpkin... now.... it's too la

    • @nihartantry
      @nihartantry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Bro this ain't the damn app store

    • @LenKunNow
      @LenKunNow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i got to level 147 im a pumpkin

    • @casperina2439
      @casperina2439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I was at level 3000, until I got a new phone 😭😭

    • @crimz_
      @crimz_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Casperina You can transfer your data from you old phone to your new one, and just sign in aswell.

  • @aaronspence8689
    @aaronspence8689 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Me: Starts losing an argument online
    Greg: "Its showtime."

  • @JestersPrivilege18
    @JestersPrivilege18 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    3:55 does it irritate anyone else that this is the the Disney world castle, not the Disneyland castle?

  • @macaronisaladd
    @macaronisaladd 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2510

    What if you
    wanted to go to heaven
    but God said:
    *"You must lose weight!"*

    • @gmaxfinale
      @gmaxfinale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Vodka.

    • @neurondeactivationyt
      @neurondeactivationyt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @@gmaxfinalevodka, yes, vodka

    • @hayiexist-1439
      @hayiexist-1439 2 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      I'd simply go to he'll ig :/

    • @AnimateTronix
      @AnimateTronix 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      600th like

    • @lissr.5073
      @lissr.5073 2 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      when ur too thick that even your angel wings can't lift u

  • @ghostly5723
    @ghostly5723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1051

    I went to a pumpkin patch and stayed there until after closing, and when the staff asked me to leave I showed him I’m on level 2 and he went away

  • @skull_playz8845
    @skull_playz8845 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This was 5 years ago?! *insert sad SpongeBob meme*

  • @groovymac9104
    @groovymac9104 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You made me download the game cause I genuinely had to know if it was as messed up as the ads were and oh boy does it get worse 😂

  • @corvusquidballsack
    @corvusquidballsack 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2017

    If you watch Danny, you’re legally greg

    • @schuys
      @schuys 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I am legally greg, I'm hoping to get my new ID in the mail soon

    • @Ratio_VR
      @Ratio_VR 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Iam legally greg

    • @paisleecarter2362
      @paisleecarter2362 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I legally think you copied this comment

    • @re-mo3jq
      @re-mo3jq 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Y do ppl copy comments

    • @piper7772
      @piper7772 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But I am truly Greg bc I am subscribed 💛👍

  • @wokeowo3282
    @wokeowo3282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8888

    Actually people in these middle ages really appreciated fat people, because that meaned that they are rich and well-keeped and they were attractive.

    • @EeshaG
      @EeshaG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +998

      I'm in the wrong era ffs 😭

    • @mamasitas3566
      @mamasitas3566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      @@EeshaG Ksoqbsjajvd lmaaooo

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 4 ปีที่แล้ว +913

      I heard somewhere that the Greeks believed that Aphrodite was actually a bigger girl because the Greeks thought that that was beautiful. Also models from the 50s were often plus size and Marilyn Monroe was a size 12.
      Edit: nvm about the 50s thing. Apparently it was just sizing was different then. Also in the Middle Ages and in the Renaissance it was more attractive to be a bigger size because it was a sign of wealth.

    • @felixhoenikker8122
      @felixhoenikker8122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      Bigger girls typically had childbearing hips as well

    • @rbartx1690
      @rbartx1690 4 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      Madeline Friberg I don’t know about the 50s - most of the women in films from that era were TINY. Like, lots of shapewear, but still very thin.

  • @TotallyNotWren
    @TotallyNotWren 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I have been watching danny so much the voice in my head now sounds like him

  • @fluffgotstudios9390
    @fluffgotstudios9390 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    “If you get to level 2, you are legally a pumpkin” it’s been 4 years and now you can be an actual pumpkin if you really wanted to 5:56

  • @joblhioryanos2065
    @joblhioryanos2065 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2641

    No one:
    Danny: WHOOPS! I slipped now I’m pregnant

    • @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan
      @Emma_The_H0ppin_H00ligan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Fanfiction in a nutshell

    • @someidiotmetalhead
      @someidiotmetalhead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Imagine what OSHA regulations would look like if that was possible

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@someidiotmetalhead I don't fully understand why but this cracked me up and I'm sure I'm going to be thinking about it all night.

    • @sarahcosta5199
      @sarahcosta5199 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      gregnant*

    • @MrEyes-xh4bb
      @MrEyes-xh4bb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      before clicking on the replies, the word "pregnant" wasn't showing so it just said "whoops i slipped now i'm"
      i thought it was a fill in the blank comment

  • @sailoryuck176
    @sailoryuck176 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12890

    Hearing Danny say "babygirl" triggered my flight or fight response.

    • @mothma_am
      @mothma_am 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1378

      areyoulostbabygirl

    • @maliamoh3784
      @maliamoh3784 3 ปีที่แล้ว +701

      it triggered my flight or flight response

    • @lonley_ghost647
      @lonley_ghost647 3 ปีที่แล้ว +399

      *rapidly taps flight*

    • @awkward-beebs
      @awkward-beebs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      **rapidly smashes fight**
      "Ey yo, Come kith me papa 🤭😳🤪"

    • @awkward-beebs
      @awkward-beebs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      @xTara Chanx PFFT-

  • @isxbella12
    @isxbella12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I once saw a ad for My Talking Angela 2 and it said 'only 1% can get ready for Paris'

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @uwuuwu3370
    @uwuuwu3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +955

    If you subscribe to Danny you're legally greg 😏

    • @THEONEPIEEECE
      @THEONEPIEEECE 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Where's my license

    • @theoddtaraout8625
      @theoddtaraout8625 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      morana magaš that’s true

    • @oncerand_directioner
      @oncerand_directioner 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Danny needs to pin and heart this comment

    • @iasonm6254
      @iasonm6254 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Is this advertising for a game?

    • @stinky2828
      @stinky2828 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah I just got my license in the mail

  • @MrsRoseSimple
    @MrsRoseSimple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2107

    *walk into Disneyland*
    Mickey: "Wanna see my arms come off?"

    • @minecraftsteak7757
      @minecraftsteak7757 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ಠ_ಠ..-

    • @Kamila_Kamila
      @Kamila_Kamila 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Ech0location
      I hate how I don’t even have to think just to get this reference, it’s just automatically in my head.

    • @olivia-me8lv
      @olivia-me8lv 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      And if you score 500, you get to meet Donald the Disemboweled Duck.

    • @unlacedshoe3696
      @unlacedshoe3696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Pumpkin

    • @quickscoper3159
      @quickscoper3159 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Comment= dark
      Likes= 666
      Perfectly balanced things as they should be

  • @ToiletsInNorCal2024
    @ToiletsInNorCal2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Although a channel that has something to do with toilets has never commented about this. I literally constantly see those sh*tty game ads that has the same problem, weird captions and weird automated voices, I knew those were scams at the beginning when I first saw one, and was constantly endless. Even though I don’t have an Instagram account, other than this, it’s everywhere, even on this TH-cam platform. If I do end up finding those ads, the videos catching these will be posted.

  • @hissifit
    @hissifit 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Danny is my favorite commentator.
    These are my (second) most hated ads.
    _the most hated ads in first place are simply piano. they’re the worst, prove me wrong._
    It’s been three years and I haven’t known about this?

  • @taylorforeman2802
    @taylorforeman2802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    “Dad, together hug?”
    “No daughter, together diet”

  • @rosemacdonald1
    @rosemacdonald1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2489

    Love that Greg has so many inside jokes. If someone came to the comments section they would just be like ????? but all of us are just like _tOgEtHeR sAd_

    • @senatorbillchupacabreiii749
      @senatorbillchupacabreiii749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      can’t relate JoJo siwa's hairline 🗿

    • @rakew9231
      @rakew9231 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      We don’t have to be together sad! Come come let’s just slide and come!

    • @hollyc315
      @hollyc315 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      *Come Johnny just slide and come*

    • @Elisa-wn3im
      @Elisa-wn3im 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@hollyc315 back into my life cause I miss my son

    • @isoldeschultz125
      @isoldeschultz125 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Dentro de mi

  • @mossybeewasteland
    @mossybeewasteland ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:35 alright dancing line is actually pretty alright. the music slaps

  • @lfadel9259
    @lfadel9259 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I’ve spent the past 10 minutes trying to find a video to watch only to be saved by a 4 year old Danny Gonzalez video.
    Thank you