Cheers watching another MEGAAAAAA COMPILATION ya legends. Please do take a cheeky look at my Podcast channels. It's starting to develop nicely and find it's place in the world I reckon. Here are the fucken main links I like talking about: TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/ozzymanreviews TH-cam: th-cam.com/users/ozzymanspodcast SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/ozzymanreviews
I watched that last cats escape over and over, it’s like It’s a movie and the bad guys get their chance and lose one at a time. Instead of Neo we have Meo
The third cat saw the escaping cat jump two times against his mates so it predicted the third jump but the other cat was smart and didn't jump and got away smartly 🤣🤣🤣
i remember at the end of a long movie marathon, right after that inspirational movie about hitlers return and where you're pretty sure you're more tired than you're at all tipsy though the freaky fish men movie you just watched sure made it hard to tell, and we put on a beetle documentary where this one beetle battle towers its way up a tree to get some fucc on and it was the most amazing thing ever, i dont even think ozzy could have improved on that experience but i'd welcome him to try anyway
The only reason I wait is so I can binge watch a half-hour at a time when I come back to them. Same thing I do with Daily Dose of Internet. ...but this is way funnier.
I'm an Aussie woman and I was proud to say, never swore. A lot of us don't. Ozzy Man got recommended to me years ago with the tag of, "you just have to get used to the swearing". When I finally caved in and watched. I was shocked by the language but he was so funny I got hooked. Never missed one since but he has definitely ruined my record.😄
I have said it before but I will say it again and again...Ozzy man makes life bearable sometimes. Laughter really is the best medicine. The commentary with the bird doing the mating dance had me in stitches omg. Thank you Ozzy man for the laughs!
8:33 😭😭😭😭!!! Lmao! The beetles had me crying laughing!! I wish I had a friend like Ozzyman around me 😂. Thank goodness for youtube. His vids never get old
11:15 I saw this a year ago and even now, if walking down the street and dodgy characters come my way, my inner voice says "little do they know, they are MESSING WITH THE WRONG F--KING CAT!".
Do yourself a favor and DO NOT watch Ozzy Man's Channel while eating breakfast and drinking your coffee or you will snort out hot coffee thru your nose from lol so hard..
@@kirkkevinmalnegro6502 finna been around for like a whole decade now. Comes from the southeast American term "fittin" like "you fittin to get an ass whoopin" "you finna be getting into some shit now ya done hurr"
The animal commentaries remind me of Johnny Morris and his 'Animal Magic' narrations starting in the 60s. Slightly different language style but the same principle. Brilliant entertainment thank you.
8:32 - 9:42 Cheers mate! I came here for a "blow slightly more air out of the nose or mouth" level of entertainment and ended up pissing myself a little from laughter. Now I gotta do laundry in the middle of the night ffs
I know John Curley, the original commentator for the guy with the mop segment! I worked with him a few years ago when he was with Evening Magazine, a local Seattle show. He's a cool dude. Thanks for letting me watch the shoot and for the help with the RV John.
Idk if that stingray was adorable or utterly terrifying.. Also makes me question how they make in the real world with glass panels xD They seem to struggle.
"No. Uh Uh. I'm not coming back. No way jose. I don't need a lesson". When the lecturer always tried to get me to attend a class when the course didn't have mandatory attendance.
@Anthony Brown Excellent, the conditioning is working. Now for phase two: Go about your life as normal until you hear the activation phrase -"You don't half sweat much for a fat lass". Upon hearing the phrase, you will don a massive pair of comedy breasts and head for the rendezvous point. At the rendezvous point you will be subliminally indoctrinated with your new instructions while your comedy breasts are filled with Semetex and ball-bearings. You will then return to your everyday, quite possibly awful, mundane life to await reactivation. When you hear the reactivation phrase - "My my Donald, what big, saggy, repulsive man tits you have," you will board the first flight available to wherever your target is in the world at that moment.This will most likely be either a McDonald's, a Russian brothel or a tiny hands enlargement clinic. When the target is at the optimum range, a picture of Ozzy Man will appear (on a nearby computer screen or a passerby's T-shirt - whatever is convenient) and your self admitted Pavlovian response will do the rest. On this occasion when you "click", your Semtex filled comedy breasts will explode, obliterating everything within a 50 meter radius with supersonic ball bearings, including the mendacious fat orange bastard that is your target. Sadly, you will not survive to enjoy the vast benefits the world will reap from your subconscious sacrifice, but trust us, it will be worth it. This message will self destruct when middle America develops a sense of irony, or when hell freezes over. Whichever happens first.
Cheers watching another MEGAAAAAA COMPILATION ya legends. Please do take a cheeky look at my Podcast channels. It's starting to develop nicely and find it's place in the world I reckon. Here are the fucken main links I like talking about:
TWITCH: www.twitch.tv/ozzymanreviews
TH-cam: th-cam.com/users/ozzymanspodcast
SOUNDCLOUD: soundcloud.com/ozzymanreviews
Yo Ozzy, out of topic but is the voice of that 2nd bug yours ?
will the podcast make it to spotify some day?
Ozzy Man Reviews react to repters rampage swing fest
rachit bhetwal yes mate!
Ozzy Man Reviews keep up the good work man, love what you're doing
The cat clip is amazing.
Finally he did it, and i did told him to do commentary few weeks before about this video in comment section. Best of the video
that was fucking crazy
It was fake though, its from a Catwoman movie, why do you think was there a cam.
Agreed. I’ve never seen a cat be so flying squirrelish.
that clip is from my fav platform vid game......
I watched that last cats escape over and over, it’s like It’s a movie and the bad guys get their chance and lose one at a time. Instead of Neo we have Meo
Big daddy Shark 🤣🤣
Yeah his parcour lessons really paid off.
the way the cat glides fucking badass
Just look at the face of that last kitty chasing in the very last moment of the clip
The third cat saw the escaping cat jump two times against his mates so it predicted the third jump but the other cat was smart and didn't jump and got away smartly 🤣🤣🤣
That cat one is like a scene from Avengers. What an epic cat!
That cat is a ninja
Centimetre perfect = purrrrfection!
You should totally play a character in a Pixar movie.
I reckon one of the sausages in Sausage Party needed to be Australian. They dropped the ball on that one.
A kangaroo
I want to start an animation production company and make Tank Girl with Ozzie Man as the voice of Camp Koala
This is the best idea ever
Hell yes!
Left wing, right wing, DOUBLE WING!! 😂😂
Ellie morris Right bicep flex! Left bicep flex! Right! Left! Hurrr! Chest thrust! Butt pucker! Are you not impressed yet, lassie-o?
Lmao
Double D,s 😂
Shut up ya twat
DAB
That cat is the definition of majestic AF.
Every single move that cat made to escape was perfect. I watched it frame by frame. Tip the cap to you, cat. Tip the cap.
🎩🐅
this guy narrating beetles is the pinnacle of the internet
looks like Barney Gumble from Simpsons.
I lost my shit at that point. My sides actually hurt from laughing.
I was listening from another room, my imagination was worse than two beetles😎 great call on that battle!
i remember at the end of a long movie marathon, right after that inspirational movie about hitlers return and where you're pretty sure you're more tired than you're at all tipsy though the freaky fish men movie you just watched sure made it hard to tell, and we put on a beetle documentary where this one beetle battle towers its way up a tree to get some fucc on and it was the most amazing thing ever, i dont even think ozzy could have improved on that experience but i'd welcome him to try anyway
Ozzyman does the narrating
Lol, oh man, that bird's internal monologue had me crying from laughing so hard!
If only he had sold tickets to that gun show…
The bird acts like Johnny bravo😂😂
Son Goku NAILED IT BRO
😂
Do the birdie with me
Lmao
Exactly
That bicycle stunt did not look thought out at all. What was his plan there?
Double wings!!!! Bike guy could have used some double wings.
Actuly it was supposed to be a basejump with a parachute but it didn't opened
Think it was a red bull commercials. But they placed water in the can instead of redbull. Hence he had no wings
@@xXValXx0 oh my god. Did he diediedied?
Shitmixed all the way to destination fucked.
@@1911Zoey he livededed
I lost it on the cat escape 😂😂😂 thanks, I woke my wife up laughing too loud in bed
Ozzy Man I got to say that you are the second best narrator after Sir David Attenborough on wildlife. Cheers!
nikhil mahale Agreed. If you want to see 3rd place, here you go. Pretty funny. th-cam.com/video/pDk5gaKQsnw/w-d-xo.html
0rbital Agreed! Snoop Dogg gets the 3rd.
Still gonna cry my eyes out when he goes tho...
I think ozzyman will take that compliment any day. No shame being runner up behind sir david.
What about Snoop Dogg?
That cat had ninja power. He even predicted that cat number three would go high. Amazing
The voicing of the second bug has to be one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Reminded me of Lumpy Space Princess
Lmao. The beetle sounds like peewee herman
LSP (Lumpy Space Princess) from Adventure Time surely
"No wayJose".
It's Kermit the frog
The damn bird had me laughing so loud the people on the bus thought I was insane
that last one is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
Those double wings are powerful! HOLD!!!
so thats were the dab came from
I completely lost it at HOLD....
Dude that bird part, why arent you in the angrybirds movie 😂😂
I have my ear buds in at work laughing my ass off at two beatles fighting each other. My co workers officially think I'm crazy
Which Beatle though? Was it John, Paul, George, or Ringo?
For months I've tried not to click on these clips but now I'm in deep
Same here man, my bro used to watch them all the time and I would get recommendations, I gave in a couple days ago and bam, loving it.
The only reason I wait is so I can binge watch a half-hour at a time when I come back to them. Same thing I do with Daily Dose of Internet. ...but this is way funnier.
My recs be overflowing.
I'm an Aussie woman and I was proud to say, never swore. A lot of us don't. Ozzy Man got recommended to me years ago with the tag of, "you just have to get used to the swearing". When I finally caved in and watched. I was shocked by the language but he was so funny I got hooked. Never missed one since but he has definitely ruined my record.😄
@@StephBer1 yep he a lovable dag
Beetles
Big beetle:"Come back and fight me!!!"
Little beetle: No way, your too angry!!!" 😂
No way, Jose 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No way hosay 😂😂😂
You make me so mad!!!
My favorite clip
"I like my head" :D
I like my dickhead
ok head
I don't need a lesson 😆😆😆
Or, as Woody Allen's character in Sleeper put it: "My brain? That's my second-favorite organ!"
@@livia3342 your too angry
"Oi nah"
Best thing to hear in an auzzie accent
Dylan McKay minute?
*. . . "Nah he shouldn't have done it."*
I laughed loudly when he said that.
How is he alive tho, he fell like 40 feet, he dead
he opened parachute too late, thats how he didnt die
derkinvilde Yup, that's exactly what didn't happen
"It was at this bloody moment...this dickhead knew he fucked up"
Only if he said that
"No way José, I don't need a lesson", looool
😂
"i like my head" LOL!
The cats at the end oh my God I never laughed so hard how was awesome I think I will subscribe
I wish I could watch the FIFA World Cup narrated by Ozzy before I die...!!
Ooh please i would die
I would start watching soccer just to hear Ozzy narrating...
@@DB-me3jt or any sport to be honest hahahah
@@DB-me3jt FOOTBALL MATE NOT SOCCER OK!!!!
@@benconway9010 They from a weird country where they throw the ball instead of kicking it
I need more beetle fights in my life.
"I like my head"
"No way Jose!"
That was unbelievably funny.
The new bird dab😂😂😂
londuefortnite 😂😂😂
Ikr😂 those Sheilas can’t resist him
Birds did it first lol. And they do it better 😂😂
Nicholas Charon actually that turtle did it first, if you know.
I have said it before but I will say it again and again...Ozzy man makes life bearable sometimes. Laughter really is the best medicine. The commentary with the bird doing the mating dance had me in stitches omg. Thank you Ozzy man for the laughs!
I can vouch for laughter being the best medicine, I’m all jacked up from bunch of back surgeries and his commentary has definitely healed my soul😂😂😂
Wtf the guy is just literally riding his bike off the mountain?
Did he have any plan? Is there any way he could poasibly have not crashed??
There is a difference between bravery, and foolishness.
"Nah, he shouldn't have done it."
He must've been all broken,this was huge drop.
Yeah, he forgot to do the fokin' double wing procedure... ☝️😆
@@leoperez636 the actual quote " there is a thin line betwen bravevy and stupidity"
That bird dabbing was the best thing to happen on the history of the universe
Satans Torment left right left...DOUBLE WINGS!!!!!!
I could not agree more
8:33 😭😭😭😭!!! Lmao! The beetles had me crying laughing!! I wish I had a friend like Ozzyman around me 😂. Thank goodness for youtube. His vids never get old
There might be people like Ozzyman around you but you don't notice.
*☆Lovely*♡*Vee☆*
that video was hilarious
The beetle fight had me dead 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Same 😂🤣
Same dude
ran me over
The bird clip is the funniest thing I've seen in a long while
God bless you ozzyman. You really bring joy to us viewers. Pure talent.
LOL those paralysed fish waking up to face a manta ray jaws - what a classic nightmare cramp feeling!
Every once in a while I see a video that makes me wish I could click 'thumbs up' more than once...this is one of those videos.
haha that bird is awsome
It's dabbing and flexing at the same time.
iamplay Awesome. 👍😉
2:49 why is no one talking about that stingray eating those fishes. I was laughing my arse off 😂👌🏻
Was like a character in Finding Nemo.
@@marklogsdon4735 xD this is what actually happened in nemo.
Poor fishys :(
The voice he gives that one when just its face is sticking out.😂
11:15 I saw this a year ago and even now, if walking down the street and dodgy characters come my way, my inner voice says "little do they know, they are MESSING WITH THE WRONG F--KING CAT!".
Do yourself a favor and DO NOT watch Ozzy Man's Channel while eating breakfast and drinking your coffee or you will snort out hot coffee thru your nose from lol so hard..
Fair warning... But I'm eating my dinner ... But I do keep it onboard
I'm eating my breakfast and I second thus warning
It has already happened to me twice. I think i learned my lesson.
I was literally doing that lmao
too late
The Beetle fight had me crying 😂😂😂
I watched it again just to see the cat do that sweet jump at the end.
those other cats looked like a dangerous gang
That bird looking like its dabbing
thats where the person got the idea from :D
This post is what is wrong with the world.
familiar face so right
pee girl more like johny bravo moves
@TheDude Lebowski on the contrary my friend. Have you seen magpies before?
Or better yet, geese..
That cat escape was like the scene in a superhero where the hero discovers their powers for the first time. 😆
@1:35 no one on earth DABS harder than this bird!
Too true.
@shane marz "RIGHT LEFT HOOOOOLDD"
@shane marz what's finna? what's with all this new age words? it's getting stupid..
@shane marz just imagine quotation marks around my previous comment
@@kirkkevinmalnegro6502 finna been around for like a whole decade now. Comes from the southeast American term "fittin" like "you fittin to get an ass whoopin" "you finna be getting into some shit now ya done hurr"
Omg the drunk guy with a mop... Had me dying laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was my favorite too lol.
After that fall, you might not be the only one who died.
Bro makes my day😂😂😂 I had 4 back surgeries in the last 3 weeks I’m all fckd up right now this definitely keeps my spirits up thanks 👊
This channel is pure GOLD. Love the beetles voice over Ozzyman.
That bug scene 😂😂😂
The animal commentaries remind me of Johnny Morris and his 'Animal Magic' narrations starting in the 60s. Slightly different language style but the same principle. Brilliant entertainment thank you.
You too. When I think of that, It is always a camel. 😂😂😂😂😂
"I like my head" :D I love the little bug's voice!
*That bird has got dabbing down to a science!* 😂😂😂😂
"You want to be a real Bug?"
😂😭😭
The cat sequence, my gosh! lol
"We landed man on the moon, we walked on the c***, we invented Velcro!" LOOOOOL
8:07 I had hoped, but had not expected, that that guy was going to fall. I was not disappointed. Excellent!
You’re freakin hilarious man ! All your videos crack me up. Keep up the awesome work.
I am hooked on these videos.
What a genius talker.
11:05 is literally the peak reflex of a cat and it’s amazing
8:32 - 9:42 Cheers mate! I came here for a "blow slightly more air out of the nose or mouth" level of entertainment and ended up pissing myself a little from laughter. Now I gotta do laundry in the middle of the night ffs
The Credible Hulk THE STINGRAY GOT ME PISSIN. EEEP >.
The punch soundeffects lmao
@John Scott yup, that and the weak comebacks of the black bug
Why was he fighting Pee Wee Herman?
You gon cry? 😂😂😂😂
That cat at the end is a straight up jedi
I know John Curley, the original commentator for the guy with the mop segment! I worked with him a few years ago when he was with Evening Magazine, a local Seattle show. He's a cool dude. Thanks for letting me watch the shoot and for the help with the RV John.
Idk if that stingray was adorable or utterly terrifying.. Also makes me question how they make in the real world with glass panels xD They seem to struggle.
That cat is like Jackie Chan in the cat comunity
CenTz indeed!!!
That yo yo tournament was LIT!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥
That bug part had me laughing so hard!!
That stingray eating was just weird, golden and weird!
2:49
I am crying 🤣😂🤣😂,thanks ozzy man i needed this..
Have a great day!!!!..
9:05 "I like my head!"
9:08 actually
Come back jose hsha
"U too angry" haha
If someone in my suburb got caught doing this they’d get stabbed in the neck with a barbaque fork😂😂😂
@ dude, just .... Justttt ......... Okay
I love these videos! You are hilarious! I love how the bird at about 1:30 was dabbing! 😂😂😂
"No. Uh Uh. I'm not coming back. No way jose. I don't need a lesson". When the lecturer always tried to get me to attend a class when the course didn't have mandatory attendance.
I couldn't breath 😂😂😂😂 when "roof flipped" him
I like the bird doing the double wing dance. Good commentary.
I've watched the end of this video more times than I can count, it's sensational.
That cat is like me avoiding an argument with my wife 😂
Mark
Now I bet you regret acting like to bird to win a mate.
I'm with you on that one Mark.
Mark LOL I’m with you on that!!!
Your wife cheats on you with your mate
@@xeno2570COOL, mate is what she calls my phallus...Lol :-D
Bruh the fishes talking got me 😅 have mercy
In other news Yanet Garcia is single now.
Flamboyant Thug Good.
She is kinda ugly with nice body, meh who cares.
fak yeah!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Who cares? Gold DIgger 1010
9:38 mh hm...
The talk of the scared beetle got me good xD
Dude the cat straight up juked that second one 🤣🤣🤣
Ozzy man killing it again 😂
What exactly was supposed to be the plan in the first video
Was wondering the same thing. Maybe he had a paraglider that didn't open? No idea.
Go click the video in the description 😒
RichyxxRuthless how many of these have you replied to with that are you just copying and pasting the same answer to people who are asking lmao
Was curious how that was suppose to go down myself.
does anyone know the song playing in the background of the video?
This is bloody GOLD!! Legendary commentary as usual!! every video i watch leaves me in stitches.I SHIT you not.
Really had some bad days going on, and your video made my day
Thanks, Ozzy keep doing
The Beetles fighting was the best hahaha!!
The cat clip was amazing and level up with Ozzy review voiceover 👍👍👍👍👍👍
This is why I love cats. He's a legend.
"Go away ya reprobate!" 😂😂
Never heard that word used outside of a church sermon.
That scene with the bird...LEGENDARY!
The yo-yo got me good..."he continues to tear a hole in the fabric of reality"
The clip of the fishes got me laughing for a minute! 😂
Rohit Pant Fish. (Is plural). 👍😉
That beatle battle had me in tears.🤣
I see Ozzy Man I click!
Theo P yup. 🙃
@Anthony Brown
Excellent, the conditioning is working. Now for phase two: Go about your life as normal until you hear the activation phrase -"You don't half sweat much for a fat lass". Upon hearing the phrase, you will don a massive pair of comedy breasts and head for the rendezvous point. At the rendezvous point you will be subliminally indoctrinated with your new instructions while your comedy breasts are filled with Semetex and ball-bearings.
You will then return to your everyday, quite possibly awful, mundane life to await reactivation.
When you hear the reactivation phrase - "My my Donald, what big, saggy, repulsive man tits you have," you will board the first flight available to wherever your target is in the world at that moment.This will most likely be either a McDonald's, a Russian brothel or a tiny hands enlargement clinic. When the target is at the optimum range, a picture of Ozzy Man will appear (on a nearby computer screen or a passerby's T-shirt - whatever is convenient) and your self admitted Pavlovian response will do the rest. On this occasion when you "click", your Semtex filled comedy breasts will explode, obliterating everything within a 50 meter radius with supersonic ball bearings, including the mendacious fat orange bastard that is your target.
Sadly, you will not survive to enjoy the vast benefits the world will reap from your subconscious sacrifice, but trust us, it will be worth it.
This message will self destruct when middle America develops a sense of irony, or when hell freezes over. Whichever happens first.
This is the funniest person on earth period
1:38 *left, right, left, right Ughaa!!* just killed me😆🖤
You really entertaning me during this quarantine, thank you Ozzy.😂