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    • Curb Your Bike Race
    Curb your running. by Lil Jack
    • Video
    Curb your color blindness by Amonfobious
    • Curb your color blindness
    curb your english by roq :D
    • curb your english
    Curb Your Paternity Test by Titanite Productions
    • Video
    Curb your Womanpower by Lil Jack
    • Video
    Curb Your Competition by swyrl
    • Curb Your Competition
    Curb Your Handshake by punpun
    • Curb Your Handshake
    Curb Your iPhone X by Constant Throwing
    • Curb Your iPhone X
    Curb Your Nomenclature by Zadeth
    • Curb Your Nomenclature
    Curb your Flat Earth by LUNATEK CC
    • Curb your Flat Earth
    Curb your racism by Constant Throwing
    • Video
    Curb your save by Amonfobious
    • Curb your save
    Curb your talent by Homars TV
    • Video
    Curb your pickpocketing by KeyoG
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  • @juliejulie
    @juliejulie  4 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Hello ! Thank you for 8M views :) I finally made another curb your meme compilation ! All the best - julie th-cam.com/video/cl2oZCio6JY/w-d-xo.html

    • @calvin5174
      @calvin5174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Coming back?

    • @cali5635
      @cali5635 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Np

    • @linhtuong7908
      @linhtuong7908 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hi

    • @garbagecontent.657
      @garbagecontent.657 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude you missed out on so much money I’m telling you. If you made the video just 30 seconds longer you would have been rich. I feel sorry for you :(

    • @harrybtown1506
      @harrybtown1506 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      T

  • @gigaswardblade7261
    @gigaswardblade7261 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53832

    *both parents are white*
    *both kids are black*
    I NEVER CHEATED ON MY HUSBAND!

    • @NoobieLandCity
      @NoobieLandCity 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4872

      lol I was like, do they really need a DNA test for this?

    • @RzelAkira
      @RzelAkira 5 ปีที่แล้ว +477

      same^ xD

    • @aulendilthegreat873
      @aulendilthegreat873 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1887

      @@NoobieLandCity it can happen though if their heritage has black in it and the genes become dominant after a few generations

    • @wevibin9219
      @wevibin9219 5 ปีที่แล้ว +434

      Aerindine Scarro ummm you know that both parents would know if they were adopted... cuz they would’ve been the ones who adopted them?

    • @adam-cs6qb
      @adam-cs6qb 5 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      @@aulendilthegreat873 does that happen?? For real.. 😮

  • @Sam-hj6gm
    @Sam-hj6gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +21895

    Woman has kids with another man*
    Man finds out
    Woman: Starts crying

    • @Musaaaa653
      @Musaaaa653 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      they were mixed race as well (likely half black) so lol

    • @Gereon_
      @Gereon_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +321

      thats stupid tho to put that on television

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      @@Musaaaa653 who would've known, a black man having a child with a white woman would result in a mixed half black child, your comment was pointless and idiotic.

    • @devinwhitebear1380
      @devinwhitebear1380 5 ปีที่แล้ว +495

      @@Gereon_ What's stupid is that she agreed to be on this show, she knew the test would happen now these kids are the victims here, they looked happy to be on the show little did they know their parents were paid to look like tools on tv for the crowd and us to laugh at.

    • @samig9032
      @samig9032 5 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@devinwhitebear1380 Could be staged for all we know. All we can do is watch the circus as the show's producers intended.

  • @spenbur
    @spenbur 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5642

    *Woman slaps man*
    *man slaps back*
    woman: deceased

    • @shanegrimes3455
      @shanegrimes3455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Ghana pallbearer

    • @tristenatro2045
      @tristenatro2045 4 ปีที่แล้ว +383

      I like how he hits her arm and she just goes *death*

    • @Artemissing_
      @Artemissing_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@tristenatro2045 WASTED

    • @breadman7579
      @breadman7579 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      YOU WANT EQUAL RIGHTS? ILL GIVE YOU EQUAL RIGHTS!

    • @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo
      @TheOfficialDaBoogaloo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      ATRO THEANT He smashed a bottle on her head...
      Edit - And before people react to this without knowing what actually happened; it was all staged and the bottle he smashed over her head was a prop designed to break. She was in on it.

  • @AbysmalGaming
    @AbysmalGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1941

    “I don’t like geographical names”
    Has a daughter named “India”

    • @HereComesArya
      @HereComesArya 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      Because that's not a place, dumbass

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Arya what

    • @zedgovos4914
      @zedgovos4914 4 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      @@AbysmalGaming India is not a location. Didn't you hear the woman?

    • @AbysmalGaming
      @AbysmalGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Zed Govos oh yeah my bad

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Who named their daughter "India" ?
      I will name my son "America".

  • @samohickey
    @samohickey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5473

    "I don't like geographical names."
    "You have a child named India?"
    "Well, that's not the location."
    XD

    • @kroneexe
      @kroneexe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

      She also doesn't like people with weird names but her other daughter is named Poppy.

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      India can mean something else, like in portuguese we use the word india, for a indian female or a tribe of natives from brasil female.

    • @samohickey
      @samohickey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      @@jolves4432 Very true, and I understand that. But her whole point was judging people on their names; she doesn't know the personal meaning behind said names, she doesn't know anything about those she judges. So... If we want to get technical, and she dislikes location names, yet names her kid India, whelp... First reaction for a decent amount of people won't be a word in Portuguese.
      One way or another, she's a hypocrite, and it's funny. 👌🙃

    • @boosteddaily1294
      @boosteddaily1294 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jolves4432 ?????????

    • @jolves4432
      @jolves4432 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@samohickey ik that, you can guess it just by looking at her face and at any point i was trying to protect her, i was just saying that it COULD mean something else, and i'm totally honest ( i am not mad at you ) but i recommend you don't say that to portuguese people, we portuguese guys don't like when someone " ridiculizes " ( ik you didn't but its the only word that came in my mind ) our country, example: we don't like when people puts a brazilian flag over a " Portuguese " language selection in games ( i mean cmon we literally colonized brazil ) or say that Portugal is a Spanish province, i think you understand me, anyways, g'night ( cuz im literally writing this at 2 am )

  • @emmavanhaele1967
    @emmavanhaele1967 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3379

    Man: gets cheated on by wife
    Wife: the one who starts crying

    • @ciarancourtney611
      @ciarancourtney611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      the parents are both white and the kids are half cast

    • @kannatheweeb8836
      @kannatheweeb8836 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Xd

    • @chiefstabahoe
      @chiefstabahoe 4 ปีที่แล้ว +79

      She started crying cause she know there's no reason for him to stay with her bum ass she's stuck raising 2 kids.

    • @3v3_n
      @3v3_n 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      She’s crying because she got caught

    • @tablelegz
      @tablelegz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      She covers her face so it was a little fake she was trying to manipulate him to stay lol

  • @Cassie_Kurse
    @Cassie_Kurse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3201

    He hit her on the arm why did she act like she died

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Britannia source ?

    • @mahayes234
      @mahayes234 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @dont rwoosh me im trolling if it was real he would’ve blurred her face like the other people in the background

    • @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003
      @dontrwooshmeimtrolling4003 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mahayes234 makes sense

    • @vanjamenadzer
      @vanjamenadzer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      He hit her in the head with dummy bottle, the kind of bottle used in movies made of sugar. It was all an act

    • @Cassie_Kurse
      @Cassie_Kurse 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Vanja Menadzer I’m talking about a different clip

  • @SG10786
    @SG10786 4 ปีที่แล้ว +893

    “INDIA IS NOT A LOCATION”
    Me from India-“Mr stark I don’t feEl so gOod

  • @theabyss310
    @theabyss310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7760

    Man I feel real bad for the guy who's wife cheated on him. Poor guy.

    • @adamc117
      @adamc117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +214

      Josip what

    • @dungmaker
      @dungmaker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +152

      Josip projecting?

    • @theabyss310
      @theabyss310 4 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @Josip But the reason he went on the show in the first place was because he didn't believe that his kids were his.

    • @prashantkrishnankutty6038
      @prashantkrishnankutty6038 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Now he can live in freedom

    • @kxnjir0
      @kxnjir0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @Josip it can happen if both parents have black genes in them.

  • @reekunkli4377
    @reekunkli4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5080

    Girl : **hits guy**
    Guy : **hits girl back**
    Girl : **dies**
    3:48

    • @seekingheizzer2897
      @seekingheizzer2897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +488

      PADDY POWER

    • @reekunkli4377
      @reekunkli4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +599

      @@seekingheizzer2897 *SILLY WOMAN*

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Boi wot HAHAHAHA

    • @fixtureofthesun
      @fixtureofthesun 4 ปีที่แล้ว +210

      Boi wot THE WAY SHE FELL ON THE GROUND IS HILARIOUS

    • @sendbass8594
      @sendbass8594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      She was looking around for him he came out of no where and bomped her on the head😂

  • @whackyjinak4978
    @whackyjinak4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +526

    As a Red-Green color blind person who’s entire life goals were shattered by not meeting full color vision, that Paul video pissed me off, he’s so full of crap.

    • @redpanda7967
      @redpanda7967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      It’s the worst for me because it doesn’t rlly effect daily life but there are a ton of careers paths I can’t go down

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Roman_Valdax Yeah, me too. It sucks because I’m a perfectly functional person but by technicality I cant meet the vision requirements of the one thing I wanted to do it life.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P. Nis Had it, wasn’t that bad for me, just thought I had a real bad case of the flu. He just needs to be truly humbled, however its done but Corona I wouldnt reccomend.

    • @whackyjinak4978
      @whackyjinak4978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      P. Nis An experience so genuinely shocking he doesn’t even make a video about it, just changes his demeanor and works to better himself. What it may be, I don’t know. Theres a number of ones that could happen, just sad he probably won’t figure things out for some time.

    • @batyalivni3577
      @batyalivni3577 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      That was the only Logan Paul video I ever watched, and I'm sad to say I fell for it. What a disgusting human being he is.

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    White guy: I have a feeling these 2 blacks kids aren’t mine.

    • @Alexa-pc6ux
      @Alexa-pc6ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      I *think* they're not mine, I think...

    • @skinnylegend9782
      @skinnylegend9782 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      My gut feeling tells me they may not be mine

    • @poopeemama
      @poopeemama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I mean I’m not positive but...

  • @willhanleyreed1990
    @willhanleyreed1990 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3096

    The girl that doesnt like people because of their names is beyond ridiculous.

    • @averagebrownguy4193
      @averagebrownguy4193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      She said she doesnt like geographical location names but her child is called india🤔. Then she justified it by saying its not a location. Lol

    • @alexmag235
      @alexmag235 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Katie Hopkins. Search her up 😂😂

    • @tommyhoul1han
      @tommyhoul1han 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      She’s also a massive racist

    • @cameronmckelvie81
      @cameronmckelvie81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I really like that you've called her ridiculous and seem to not know her, she is more ridiculous than you know

    • @CJ-vq8jw
      @CJ-vq8jw 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      backtothefuture1066 Is this a genuine question because you’re unfamiliar with her or are you challenging the notion that she’s racist?

  • @thedefectivememe
    @thedefectivememe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10102

    I seriously respect the fact that you linked to all the original memes in the description.

    • @thedefectivememe
      @thedefectivememe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      @@KILLRXNOEVIRUS I know it's not even like hidden at the bottom..or anything, its just right there as the first thing you see, with links and stuff

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      But why are you called... "The Defective Meme"...?
      _( please doing joking making )_

    • @kaitoh1782
      @kaitoh1782 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fax

    • @bikoman869
      @bikoman869 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Imaru LewisREALLY damn that's a sub

    • @111701hc
      @111701hc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      truly a good boi

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    “Parents”:👨🏼👩🏼
    Kids: 👦🏽👧🏽

    • @DonnaChamberson
      @DonnaChamberson 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Omg what if one of them looked like this? 👧🏿

  • @Monocle_GentleSir_
    @Monocle_GentleSir_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +747

    "India is not a location"
    *Me living in india suddenly disintegrates...

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lol sameeee😂

    • @chickenandchips1263
      @chickenandchips1263 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      No your from Pakistan now 🇵🇰

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      eclairse uh no.....we’re from imagi NATION now.......😔

    • @arnavdass4695
      @arnavdass4695 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      eclairse I’d rather disintegrate than living in Pakistan

    • @Chikenterimaki
      @Chikenterimaki 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Arnav Dass that’s really rude
      Why would you disintegrate?
      Is it because of your stereotypes about pakistan or do you just don’t like it?

  • @Rick-jf2ig
    @Rick-jf2ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3685

    Ladies and gentlemen, it has been confirmed, India is indeed, NOT a location.

    • @omnipepper3665
      @omnipepper3665 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I’m from India and this is true. India is indeed not real

    • @Arin-3
      @Arin-3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I'm from India and i can confirm.we all live under a bridge and shit on a street.

    • @iamaqween5156
      @iamaqween5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why does your about on your channel say hi I’m rick when your morty

    • @Rick-jf2ig
      @Rick-jf2ig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@iamaqween5156 because my actual name is Rick?

    • @senheck99
      @senheck99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I'm Indian and my Indian anime pillows are offended ☻

  • @imhere5976
    @imhere5976 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3746

    Women: I have never cheated
    Has black twins with a white guy

    • @jiggajigjones8210
      @jiggajigjones8210 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Sad to see fat cuckolds

    • @bigibos
      @bigibos 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well, that can actually happen

    • @jelleh7379
      @jelleh7379 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Aderiler lol I guess so

    • @0AbsolutZero0
      @0AbsolutZero0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bigibos man Stevie Wonder could look at those kids and know they weren't his

    • @patienceRachel
      @patienceRachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mixed race twins

  • @brandonlee8123
    @brandonlee8123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +417

    “All you all right”
    “Yeah!”
    “No you are all left!”
    She wasnt wrong. The crowd literally left.

    • @JJforYoutube
      @JJforYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Brandon Lee that has to be the most embarrassing thing

    • @northernkaiser7979
      @northernkaiser7979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Holy shit your a better comedian then her 😂

    • @BustaShenanigans
      @BustaShenanigans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It wuz even worse, she said "all all left", immitating the "al" in "alright"

    • @williamluche417
      @williamluche417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@BustaShenanigans Great detective work their sherlock

    • @Spectator9672
      @Spectator9672 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@williamluche417 There* yikes..

  • @meshman2763
    @meshman2763 3 ปีที่แล้ว +134

    Irish man: woman power?
    Also Irish man: how about some paddy power

  • @luismota7533
    @luismota7533 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5624

    Woman: *slaps man*
    Man: *slaps woman back*
    Woman: *falls like a family guy character*

    • @jbain4750
      @jbain4750 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Hisssssssssssss
      Aaahhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh
      Hisssssssssssssssss
      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash

    • @mat5473
      @mat5473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      He hit her with a bottle.

    • @Bure478
      @Bure478 4 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      @@mat5473 sugar bottle so a bottle that brakes with no force at all and she was in on it

    • @caprisongs
      @caprisongs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@mat5473 it's fake.

    • @unknowndead7443
      @unknowndead7443 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Luis Mota hahahahahbahahah

  • @Mike_jetski99
    @Mike_jetski99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2582

    Is no one gonna talk about the last clip, man had his own court hearing on camera by him self

    • @aristotelisdairousis5628
      @aristotelisdairousis5628 4 ปีที่แล้ว +196

      Michael Jetski his name is Halid lol he’s a German comedian the video is a classic

    • @MoonchildMindaugas2
      @MoonchildMindaugas2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      What he did was brilliant xD Not the thievery, but how he smoothed out the corners.

    • @Leonardo-or1ll
      @Leonardo-or1ll 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Aristotelis Dairousis “German”

    • @slappeslang890
      @slappeslang890 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@aristotelisdairousis5628 yeh reckoned it was fake literally anyone would have moticed looking down and seeing a hand suddenly appear in your left front pocket lol

    • @TeethOfDead
      @TeethOfDead 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      The camera filter is on the App Store. Identical. I know I’m sorry to ruin it

  • @fqidz
    @fqidz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

    "comedian":ladies are you alright?
    ladies: yees
    "comedian": no you are all left
    10/10 best joke of the year - IGN

    • @midamulti-tool3656
      @midamulti-tool3656 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Boi Choi ion think she was talking abt political stuff

  • @Anonymous589x
    @Anonymous589x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +223

    Could we please talk about the guy at 8:48....had me laughing hard when he shook hands with him

    • @mileseyre1636
      @mileseyre1636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      It's a set up video tho

    • @user-ef6gv4wv1l
      @user-ef6gv4wv1l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a skit

    • @stanloochuu4065
      @stanloochuu4065 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@mileseyre1636 honestly though fake videos are fine to me. Cause they really don't affect me personally whether they are real or not. Unless they are unbearablely fake/exaggerated.

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even if it’s fake, it’s still really funny.

    • @_MNF__
      @_MNF__ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That shit was hilarious though

  • @mackenziegrace3574
    @mackenziegrace3574 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1295

    •has black twins•
    Two white parents
    > mom: I NEVER CHEATED ON HIM
    > guy: I CANT REALLY TELL IF I’M THEIR DAD OR NOT

    • @Attalic
      @Attalic 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @TheSwoleBroscientist it is, they record a shit load of them in hopes of them being like this

    • @DE-lz2ou
      @DE-lz2ou 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I think he knew it but want to confirm

    • @JohnnyTurnerMusic
      @JohnnyTurnerMusic หลายเดือนก่อน

      Poor bro needs to value himself more!

  • @Mo-fz1to
    @Mo-fz1to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4788

    4:02
    “Silly woman!”
    *woman dies*

    • @egg69420
      @egg69420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Sgt. Mo it’s fake or I didn’t get your sarcasm

    • @Mo-fz1to
      @Mo-fz1to 4 ปีที่แล้ว +302

      Pop Martinez it’s sarcasm, of course she didn’t die, she’s being over-dramatic

    • @antoinealderson8473
      @antoinealderson8473 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@Mo-fz1to da fuk
      It's was a jock and the bottle was made of sugar.
      Being overdramatic? I don't get it

    • @jennieinfiresme9
      @jennieinfiresme9 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@antoinealderson8473 *du fuk* is a _jock_ ?

    • @toniopotonio3925
      @toniopotonio3925 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Jennie_Infires Me I think it’s a sock

  • @meyerlanksy1561
    @meyerlanksy1561 4 ปีที่แล้ว +554

    Big Shaq’s a comedian. Its a joke. You got curbed yourselves.

    • @nav5738
      @nav5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Curb your curb your vedio

    • @shannonrussell898
      @shannonrussell898 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      It’s actually a double curb - when he first says “you define it” he means that she is the definition of scintillating and the chick doesn’t get it, then they get into an awkward exchange so he saves the joke with the strongest subject gag

    • @beanbag_boy4036
      @beanbag_boy4036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Shannon Russell and now it’s a triple curb

    • @robwright1286
      @robwright1286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@beanbag_boy4036 *Curbception* 😳

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @K Er comedian

  • @drupadbaiju5166
    @drupadbaiju5166 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    "India is not a location"...
    Me as an Indian: *confused T-Series Noises*

    • @avocado3-in-182
      @avocado3-in-182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Are you a floor gang!?

    • @ehembers
      @ehembers 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When you gonna make a video about fixing my phone?

  • @bk.proddd
    @bk.proddd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    Woman hits man
    Man: “so you’ve chosen death”

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Brennan Kovacs he was asking to be hit still funny

    • @esgaymer4393
      @esgaymer4393 4 ปีที่แล้ว +208

      she asked for it

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      esgaymer nah you cant see he was trying to get a reaction?

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Tony את yeah

    • @thewolfsogood
      @thewolfsogood 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tony את still was f moment

  • @seans.383
    @seans.383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3248

    That must suck for James, now he has two kids he loves who aren’t his anymore

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Wtf do you mean anymore they were never his dum dum

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +175

      Surrender That ain’t the point.

    • @twelffe842
      @twelffe842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Sean Smith wtf do you mean again I never said that was the point just making it clear it was never an anymore

    • @seans.383
      @seans.383 4 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      Surrender Obviously they were never biologically his. It isn’t meant to be taken in a literal sense.

    • @RealFemale69
      @RealFemale69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      They are his

  • @lukesanders8912
    @lukesanders8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +120

    “Bloody women power how’s about some PADDY POWER”

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And then at the end: “Silly woman!”

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’s a bloody champion. I hate women that think men are lesser or like they can get away with hitting men. Like, bitch, that’s called sexism. I thought you didn’t like that? Lmao

    • @kandmproductions2517
      @kandmproductions2517 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Table 2.0 sadly he probably got fined

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      KandM Productions I've read that it was staged. Idk what's true, but either way, the truth is that people like this woman are real and out there, which is sad

  • @xXSUBJECT4Xx
    @xXSUBJECT4Xx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +224

    2:42 This dude literally did nothing wrong.
    Scintillating is a good compliment, it means “Excessively clever or skillful”.
    Though people don’t admit it, a lot of people have these weird conundrums, where they know a word is complimentary, but don’t know exactly what it means.

    • @hudsonpoll1279
      @hudsonpoll1279 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      To my knowledge that guy is an actor/ comedian though. I’m not sure what his real name is, but in that clip he is playing as a character called ‘big shaq’, so the clip doesn’t really deserve to be in this compilation.

    • @randomjuggler2010
      @randomjuggler2010 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He's a comedian

    • @probablylucky6671
      @probablylucky6671 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, but you wouldn't usually use it to describe a person. I think it's more used to describe a characteristic of a person. Its literal meaning is "sparkling or shining brightly."

    • @smussard
      @smussard 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mans called big shaq/michael dappah dat man did mans not hot a few years back

    • @BlackDiamond2718
      @BlackDiamond2718 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He did do something wrong. He called her scintillating when she was the opposite. ❤😂

  • @bremitherz9230
    @bremitherz9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5753

    FUN FACT: You did not search for this

    • @SkinBoy04
      @SkinBoy04 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      i like GTA SA that is unfortunately incorrect

    • @digitalwire.
      @digitalwire. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      FUN FACT: This comment is stolen

    • @bremitherz9230
      @bremitherz9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@digitalwire. FUN FACT: No one cares lmao

    • @digitalwire.
      @digitalwire. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i like GTA SA ok boomer

    • @bremitherz9230
      @bremitherz9230 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@digitalwire. :(

  • @tumbus420
    @tumbus420 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2878

    i always die when the guy says “silly woman” in the accent

    • @yuritarded2471
      @yuritarded2471 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Irish accent boi

    • @J.J08
      @J.J08 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      4:01

    • @zander4662
      @zander4662 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why Oscar thx

    • @Joe-xf5ot
      @Joe-xf5ot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      I swear to god did Irish guy say how about some paddy Power before he bottled her? If so funniest thing ever and I can die happy

    • @bananablock7220
      @bananablock7220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      S.I.L.L.Y.W.O.M.A.N

  • @LxR7601
    @LxR7601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "Are you all alright? No you are all all left"
    I audibly cringed at that one

  • @CKDUMB
    @CKDUMB 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    They announced both of the twins separately as if one of them was going to be his and one wasn’t 💀💀

  • @sparkylynx8723
    @sparkylynx8723 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1513

    When she said, "No you're all all left"
    I felt that.

    • @marcusharman4455
      @marcusharman4455 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      SparkyLynx I don’t get it

    • @b-42sahilkesanakurty53
      @b-42sahilkesanakurty53 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      I felt that, deep in my heart, somewhere, I felt that.

    • @iMThatOnlyBeast13
      @iMThatOnlyBeast13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Marcus Harman I really really hope your being sarcastic or your as bad as the joke 😂

    • @goldeneagle3638
      @goldeneagle3638 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@marcusharman4455 its like you are all left like someone has left you. This joke doesn't mean the direction.

    • @matthewsalazar9379
      @matthewsalazar9379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Well it’s actually a double meaning. It means left as in the direction and the political leanings of all the judges.

  • @kuroashi078
    @kuroashi078 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4088

    "No one BIIIIIIIITCH"
    but you lost 3 consecutive games...
    Kroooo kroooo kroooo

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      If I lost a important game I wouldn’t want to be interviewed or asked any questions either

    • @ivanm2225
      @ivanm2225 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      no name yeah man but that was just hella cringy

    • @bradleygiesey7739
      @bradleygiesey7739 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Ivan M yeah it was

    • @Novozymandiaz
      @Novozymandiaz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@juan93701 Don't mean you have to be a lil bitch about it and insult someone over it. You can still respectfully say you don't want an interview. He kinda deserved getting made fun of.

    • @SincertyPatrick
      @SincertyPatrick 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I would be screaming for that woman

  • @norakuma01
    @norakuma01 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    When you're Indian and start having an existential crisis

  • @bbbhova3269
    @bbbhova3269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    Why was she crying if she's the one who cheated and got caught lol

    • @theresamay5699
      @theresamay5699 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Letting it all our before her beating back at the crib

  • @joshdepaola4002
    @joshdepaola4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9234

    The guy who was arguing with the feminists had me rolling

    • @joshdepaola4002
      @joshdepaola4002 4 ปีที่แล้ว +770

      *After he gets hit* "Omg Woman Power...."

    • @FlourescentPotato
      @FlourescentPotato 4 ปีที่แล้ว +362

      it's a staged video

    • @ten10zinG
      @ten10zinG 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      prank

    • @juan93701
      @juan93701 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Na it’s real

    • @damdibidum
      @damdibidum 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

      was staged lol, but his voice when he says ''silly woman'' gets me laughing

  • @gargantuan4696
    @gargantuan4696 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2976

    “I don’t like people with Geographic names” ..
    *names her kid India*

    • @Tadrax
      @Tadrax 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      She must really hate her kids.

    • @jamesmanco2574
      @jamesmanco2574 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Yeah thanks for pointing the joke. Didn't get it before.

    • @TheReal_N-I-F-F
      @TheReal_N-I-F-F 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Geographic*
      And btw a graphic name would be like FUCKING BITCH

    • @063mohnishkaarthic5
      @063mohnishkaarthic5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why india tho

    • @princessngwana6445
      @princessngwana6445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      mohnish ramachandran why not..

  • @kai__055
    @kai__055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    Both parents: whiter than paper
    Both kids: black
    Wife: I DIDN’T CHEAT I WOULD NEVER

    • @OsfafaNewton12345
      @OsfafaNewton12345 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      How are they black? I thought they were biracial.

    • @madamchloe2655
      @madamchloe2655 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@OsfafaNewton12345 they are Black... *and* white.

    • @GridSeer
      @GridSeer 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@madamchloe2655 so I see you have summoned... *LOGIC*

  • @The_Gelatinman
    @The_Gelatinman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    Woman: I have never cheated on james.
    *looks at kids*
    Me: Yea sure.....

  • @BannanaBlue
    @BannanaBlue 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1710

    How could he not tell that they weren't his kids? The evidence was in black and white.

    • @jacobschweiger5897
      @jacobschweiger5897 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      UnEd He knew, he just wanted to embarrass the cheating wife on national television

    • @jimmykray9583
      @jimmykray9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Jacob Schweiger well he embarrassed himself more

    • @fernthegreenfairy
      @fernthegreenfairy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wayyyy

    • @zand1725
      @zand1725 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I see what you did there buster

    • @noahclark7603
      @noahclark7603 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think he just wanted to believe the wife. But had doubts
      Either that or their just paid actors for the show

  • @lorcanclancy2376
    @lorcanclancy2376 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1798

    Woman *slaps man*
    Man*slaps back*
    Crowd *surprised pikachu face*

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

    "India is not a location."
    Me: looks at map and points at India. "What is that?"

    • @vinorino
      @vinorino 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don’t know 🤔🤔🤔🤔 I just don’t know! Maybe it’s Pakistan???

    • @NameSurname-ee4sw
      @NameSurname-ee4sw 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's the mauryan empire xd

    • @arya1275
      @arya1275 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Maybe Bharat or Hindustan
      Lol

  • @deejayg2793
    @deejayg2793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +449

    When the people where saying black lives matter to the black guy, I almost died 7:26
    I will still keep up the comment but the black lives matter protest should not be used in a joke my bad and btw R.I.P George Floyd

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Same situation like when young people who never worked a day in their life block the streets to protest FOR the working class, all while stopping those working class members from getting to work. :D

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lord Helmchen but if they would’ve let him thru people would’ve said they’re being racist because they only let the black guy thru and all lives matter it’s a lose lose

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@malikliggins8227 True, that's why you should not put yourself in such a weird situation in the first place. The way the people who support "Black lives matter" nowadays treat the whole matter is problematic in my opinion. (Though I admit I don't live in a country where the BLM movement is really known so I am not the most well-informed person :P) I get their point and original intention but just like some modern feminists (or some far-left/right activists), they kind of drove themselves into a wall, only making matters worse without realizing it.

    • @malikliggins8227
      @malikliggins8227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lord Helmchen George Soros funded and probably made to cause divide. It’s all about confusion. You’re probably right but the fundamental argument that unarmed black people shouldn’t be getting gunned down like dogs was correct yet people from the right even even fought about that saying all lives matter and what not it’s all just sad really but I understand where you’re coming from

    • @lordhelmchen3154
      @lordhelmchen3154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@malikliggins8227 Yeah it's everywhere just more and more divide, nobody wants to engage a discussion and being from "the enemy side" makes you a liar/monster automatically... One of the most concerning political/social developments in the past years if you ask me.
      No talking, just fighting and everyone shifting further towards one extreme.

  • @dodo4189
    @dodo4189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2829

    I hope people know that big shaq is a character, he isn't a genuine person.

    • @aleortiz9740
      @aleortiz9740 4 ปีที่แล้ว +161

      dodo4189 lol my friend’s dad was a chef for Shaq. He said that he constantly would jokingly say that if he messed up food at all, ever, that he would be fired. He was never joking tho, he just enjoyed watching the guy stress over it

    • @petersun6070
      @petersun6070 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

      Ale Ortiz, are you referring to Big Shaq or Shaquille O'Neal

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      jk ok r u dumb🤣

    • @o01chris10o
      @o01chris10o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      @@sadiqmusa5578 dont insult him for asking a real questionthat i also had.
      You didnt even answer.
      Dumb kid

    • @strebicux6174
      @strebicux6174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@o01chris10o nice comeback

  • @Cxhxrt
    @Cxhxrt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +934

    The fact she was tryna pass the black kids as that mans kids 😂

    • @Tbiblaine23
      @Tbiblaine23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      soundscan05 then you shouldn’t cheat on your husband 😂

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Tbiblaine23 that excuse for a man deserves it tho...
      He was NOT SURE if they were his ? :D that's beyond insane...

    • @declamatic
      @declamatic 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 Hey I've seen you somewhere before, funny to see how much better you act here then the other videos..

    • @link7275
      @link7275 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@AleksandarIvanov69 lmao they were black both of them were white, he has a reason to suspect dumbass

    • @AleksandarIvanov69
      @AleksandarIvanov69 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@link7275 ahahah u've just embodied the meme :D

  • @yoamal1187
    @yoamal1187 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    Girl: hits guy after he helps them
    guy: So you have chosen death

  • @colmwhateveryoulike3240
    @colmwhateveryoulike3240 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I used to find names like Apple a bit silly but a few minutes later I realised that most names are just like that only they're either in different languages or we take them for granted. In English, Clint, Rock, Cliff, Rose, June, April, Fern etc.

  • @adammidderigh4150
    @adammidderigh4150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1515

    'India is not a location'
    Katie Hopkins ladies and gentleman

  • @acerusea5156
    @acerusea5156 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4681

    "India is not a location"
    *this message is approved by the Pakistani government*

  • @kooshamokhbery3581
    @kooshamokhbery3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    😂I love how the “robber” at the end just leaves after returning the wallet. When the guy turns around to leave must have been like....not all heroes wear capes😂

  • @qtDiabolik
    @qtDiabolik 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5908

    "n-no one biiiiitch...!"
    *nervously takes a sip of his empty can of energy drink*

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +271

      Gonzo why was that even necessary 😂 she was just doing her job asking a question lmaoo

    • @What-sf5ey
      @What-sf5ey 4 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      ​@@emily2k111 Really just sounds like an accident which he decided to roll with

    • @emily2k111
      @emily2k111 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      What i think you’re right 😂

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@konigsblauer9452 Und du bist wohl der Klischee Deutsche. Keinen Humor.
      Wäscht dir nach dem Duschen wahrscheinlich auch die Hände.

    • @Cpt_Dave
      @Cpt_Dave 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@konigsblauer9452 Glaube du hast was verwechselt. Ich hab Vulgarität genutzt, nicht verabscheut.
      Aber angenommen dein Satz würde (mit unserem Kontext) Sinn ergeben:
      Findest du das nicht lustig? Satire ist ein wesentlicher Bestandteil meines Humors. Jeder hat anderen Humor und so ignorant zu sein, dass du bestimmte Dinge nicht in deine Vorstellung von Humor zulassen kannst, ist intolerant. Intoleranz ist nicht cool.
      PS: Falls du antworten solltest, geh bitte auf alle Aussagen ein und nicht nur paar Punkte. Ich fand meinen Joke ziemlich cool und darauf bist du gar nicht eingegangen. :(

  • @nikibronson133
    @nikibronson133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3418

    "nO OnE BiTcH"
    "Well you have lost three matches in a row"......
    *TRIGGERED*
    (ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻

    • @BlueJay88
      @BlueJay88 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@6Globin The kid seems like a product of his environment. He seems young enough that the majority of his life was probably spent in a dark, hate-filled community with no real rules and morals with the exception of winning. Not saying it excuses his behavior but it does kind of explain it. Thats why the teaching of critical thought matters so much in a child's life. A little part of me feels sorry for his lack of a moral and social compass. Stay in school kids.

    • @kirin2915
      @kirin2915 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      E

    • @UnderscoreZeroLP
      @UnderscoreZeroLP 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kirin2915
      couldn't agree more

    • @w3zzio265
      @w3zzio265 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Nick gamerz its an interview with Hns

    • @elferson
      @elferson 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      BlueJay88 damn, sounds like my life

  • @justthedragon9943
    @justthedragon9943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I love how the dude just goes quiet, appears out of nowhere and hits her in the head. @4:00

  • @pre5283
    @pre5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    scin·til·lat·ing
    sparkling or shining brightly.
    "the scintillating sun"
    brilliantly and excitingly clever or skillful.
    "the audience loved his scintillating wit

    • @-caspo-
      @-caspo- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The joke is that he couldn’t define it. He just generally knew that it was positive. There’s nothing wrong with it. It’s just funny.

  • @bencarter6263
    @bencarter6263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4192

    "your child's called India" 😂 😂 😂

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      @@OliTunes Are you okay?

    • @lox_07
      @lox_07 5 ปีที่แล้ว +186

      @@noelleirina5628 Did you watch the video

    • @warabito
      @warabito 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@noelleirina5628 ​ the joke should have been... are you all alright?

    • @donovanparsons7241
      @donovanparsons7241 5 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      r/wooosh

    • @noelleirina5628
      @noelleirina5628 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@lox_07 ...i did. Did you? She hates place and geographical names. It's not just location.

  • @J_Productions
    @J_Productions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7425

    1:12 Cries at seeing color for the first time
    *LAUGHS AT A DEAD BODY*

    • @chairsdotnet5188
      @chairsdotnet5188 5 ปีที่แล้ว +85

      it's just colour deficiency.
      you may see red even when you have type of colour blindness, but it's just not a bright(or dim) as it really is.
      so the creator of that curb meme may have misunderstood this

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      GorgoRBLX Films not really. If logan is actually colorblind he would mistake the greens, reds, and maybe orange and yellow depending on how much it affects him, same with blue, purple, and maybe pink

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      He can still see red and green as red and green, but if a bush had red berries on it, he wouldn't see the berries. Applying this logic, he could easily mistake the colors, I mean I mistook the colors for others and i am actually colorblind

    • @peronyx5956
      @peronyx5956 5 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      I saw the colors as
      Purple
      Orange
      Green
      Green
      And pink
      Unless logan is 1% colorblind then he is obviously faking it

    • @matthewrowell9963
      @matthewrowell9963 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      GorgoRBLX Films with a name like that its clear you're a logan Paul fan.

  • @Die4girl
    @Die4girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    “I support women!”
    _3 seconds later_
    “SILLY WOMEN!”

    • @axis9038
      @axis9038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Silly woman* He was only referring to her, maybe the accent confused you.

  • @sindex7217
    @sindex7217 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You actually linked everything in the description. That deserve a sub, thanks

  • @sled9712
    @sled9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2725

    woman: *NO YOU’RE ALL LEFT*
    crowd *silence*
    me: *laughing so much I can’t breathe*

    • @kblc7952
      @kblc7952 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      Pineapple Studios i felt kinda bad but that was funny ash

    • @sled9712
      @sled9712 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      kblc yeah lmao

    • @arn369
      @arn369 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      😂😂😂 so awkward. Lol

    • @KewlKann
      @KewlKann 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Pineapple Studios its because all women are democrats

    • @fa2589
      @fa2589 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@KewlKann I feeelt so bad at laughing XD

  • @BrandonTheBicon
    @BrandonTheBicon 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4696

    *S C I N T I L L A T I N G*

    • @sethkang4410
      @sethkang4410 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      TheDeviantTH-camr i fuck8ng google this shit. Haha

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Julius Novachrono what does it mean

    • @LassiBoii
      @LassiBoii 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeh

    • @Jack-id1ec
      @Jack-id1ec 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Do people realise big shaq is a character?😂

    • @IAmTeeBee
      @IAmTeeBee 5 ปีที่แล้ว +97

      Tom Sayer Nobody ever thinks he is playing a character it’s so annoying lol

  • @colbymathews5173
    @colbymathews5173 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    that woman at the protest flopped like James Harden

  • @okthen842
    @okthen842 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    'How about some fookin paddy power'
    LMAO😂😂😂😂

  • @jamestheredengine7214
    @jamestheredengine7214 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4666

    Woman: *smacks man in the face* ... man is not hurt by it.
    Man: *barely hits woman on the back with a bottle* ... woman dies.

    • @gustavomariana6602
      @gustavomariana6602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +550

      He smashed it on her head
      And she deserved it

    • @garrcarro2063
      @garrcarro2063 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      A numba 9 large Extra dip waymen pahwer

    • @scouteye9282
      @scouteye9282 4 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      They call themselves woman power and Against violence against women,1sec. laster Woman hit MAN and they expect no return, I would do the same thing! GJ My Man, Stay Strong!

    • @relic9762
      @relic9762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Paddy power is much more powerful that's why

    • @derekbaall
      @derekbaall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You just stole someone else’s comment

  • @Ukko_
    @Ukko_ 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3355

    Man: slaps a woman on the shoulder.
    Woman: dies

    • @MoonlightGlimmer
      @MoonlightGlimmer 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      *PUT **4:00** - **4:03** IN PLAYBACK SPEED OF 0.25. TO THE PEOPLE SAYING IT WAS HIT ON THE SHOULDER AND SHE WAS BEING DRAMATIC - IT WAS ON THE HEAD WITH A GLASS BOTTLE. YOU CAN SEE IT HITTING THE HEAD, AND THE GLASS SHATTERING.*

    • @dennisgicho
      @dennisgicho 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      He actually hit her with a water bottle. She dies.

    • @LLD-yl4wi
      @LLD-yl4wi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      PADDY POWER

    • @liamc3433
      @liamc3433 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      He broke a prop bottle over her head

    • @mammaspojke9813
      @mammaspojke9813 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It was fake

  • @AMindInOverdrive
    @AMindInOverdrive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    dude in the boat is a legend. Helped all the losing cyclists catch up LOL

  • @unclecreepy4073
    @unclecreepy4073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    The India lady reminded me of some random comment where a guy named Christian criticized people naming their kids Mohammad because you shouldn’t make kids after your religious leaders.

    • @tinbtinb1148
      @tinbtinb1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Don't christians have kids called Jesus and after his disciples name like John or Paul arent those guys religious leaders?
      Just asking?

    • @renamamiya5997
      @renamamiya5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinbtinb1148 People don't name their kids Jesus, but they do name them john and paul

    • @tinbtinb1148
      @tinbtinb1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renamamiya5997 what hispanic people called jesus/gesus?

    • @renamamiya5997
      @renamamiya5997 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tinbtinb1148 They name them Jesús (Hey-Zoos) not Jesus (Jees-us)

    • @tinbtinb1148
      @tinbtinb1148 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@renamamiya5997 but isn't that the Spanish version in of jesus because they pronounce as (GE -sus) but in English it is Jesus. Every different language says it a different way that fits with their language.

  • @daaave_
    @daaave_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3003

    “India isn’t a location”
    Heeeewhaaaaatt 🥴

    • @mrbump28
      @mrbump28 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      She's a twat

    • @bizzar3543
      @bizzar3543 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      As an indian person it infuriates me

    • @saabirin4822
      @saabirin4822 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Elsa Debroglie a twat is a British swear word

    • @Sebastian-Tickleberry
      @Sebastian-Tickleberry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Full on twat there's hundreds of videos of Katie Hopkins being like this

    • @nile9583
      @nile9583 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      India just disappeared in matter of seconds after she said that ...😂😂

  • @Alienazor3
    @Alienazor3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2116

    The kid nervously saying “no-one biiitch” and then realised who he has become and then when he fully enacted being that person she just shuts him down 😂

    • @justinkelley9727
      @justinkelley9727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      The best part is his awkward fake sip from his drink.

    • @panephoto4601
      @panephoto4601 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      +

    • @Ignacyjablonski12
      @Ignacyjablonski12 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      kid?

    • @trillionairedan9052
      @trillionairedan9052 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I hate the girl she's a bitch

    • @fleshwtblood
      @fleshwtblood 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@trillionairedan9052 What the fuck why? the only lil bitch there is that guy

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    You'd think a British woman would know all about India

    • @mustardmanmax5733
      @mustardmanmax5733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      As a british person, please dont judge us by her. She's the vulgar social climbing pretentious idiot who everyone hates

    • @mickeymanson5681
      @mickeymanson5681 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lunchbox ;)

  • @CaptainDeadpool_
    @CaptainDeadpool_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    4:00 the way he pops up outta nowhere had me dead LMAOO

  • @metal_musician4458
    @metal_musician4458 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3578

    women power: +2 melee damage
    paddy power : +20 bludgeon damage

    • @peterparkour1854
      @peterparkour1854 4 ปีที่แล้ว +167

      Silly women

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      "I am all up for that non-violence again Women. I'm not violent against women. I'm not violent."
      Those were a poor choice of words as they bring back memories to literal white supremacist rhetoric, causing a women to shout at him and hit him
      "What do did that for!" He then proceeds denies that he's violent, then says "Woman power? How about Puddy power!" Then assaults the Woman
      Me: *Facepalm*

    • @krzysztofdyrda9504
      @krzysztofdyrda9504 4 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      @@laffy7204 "causing the women to shout at him and hit him"
      >>"causing"
      the woman proceeded to attack him, not the other way around

    • @laffy7204
      @laffy7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      ​@@krzysztofdyrda9504 The women shout and hit him causing the woman to hit him? What are you talking about? That doesn't make any logical sense. Only one woman shout and hit at him because that he seemed threatening but how he's talking about how he's being non-violent towards woman out of nowhere like some creepy lunatic. The others stayed cool and try to deescalate the situation

    • @jeffdid9117
      @jeffdid9117 4 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      @@laffy7204 so that gives her the right to hit him? Because he is "maybe" mocking them
      yeah the guy was trying to irritate the women so he can get a good reaction
      Who does that a lot, women, a lot. it's a smart way to get the high ground without being right or being stronger
      It's mostly used to shut the person down by exposing thier insecurities etc... but obviously they sometimes go to far and the person (usually a male) lashes out with force
      Abuse its almost never like in the movies there isn't a nameless drunk guy that comes home and beats his wife for no reason
      Now some ppl like u r willing to blame the man on that situation for causing her to lash but not the woman for making a male lash out
      R u one of them?

  • @user-qn6cm6rg7o
    @user-qn6cm6rg7o 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2388

    S I L L Y W O M A N

  • @evilsparrow0474
    @evilsparrow0474 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The woman: "NO...YoU aLL aRe aLL LEFT."
    Viewers and Simon: **CRINGE** "Can't take that..."

  • @TheSkizzld
    @TheSkizzld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    8:35 the fact that it's not funny makes it funny

  • @nevohyams
    @nevohyams 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1185

    I died when he wanted to shake hands

    • @Tillyyyy14
      @Tillyyyy14 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same I fucking died

    • @jubileej1629
      @jubileej1629 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Me too i physically face palmed

  • @ShivCreates
    @ShivCreates 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1270

    Them babies were mixed. I hope he didn’t pay for that test because it was obvious

    • @zanekidd4394
      @zanekidd4394 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      U r smart

    • @kevinseveneleven
      @kevinseveneleven 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      The show is fake

    • @Kezsora
      @Kezsora 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That's the joke you dingus.

    • @Aemond2024
      @Aemond2024 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Theyre so goddamn ugly 😂😂

    • @nikibronson133
      @nikibronson133 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Those kids are black like for real i was so confused how he could fall for this

  • @denzellcoleman925
    @denzellcoleman925 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

    3:59 thank you for sharing because this compilation was exceptional but this is my favorite part thus far

  • @Fake-dy6dt
    @Fake-dy6dt 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "but your child named India"
    " Yeah but ITS not related with location "
    Bruh you high or something

  • @sadiqmusa5578
    @sadiqmusa5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1376

    “I’m happy with my iPhone 8, which is the same as the 7 which is the same as the 6”
    “To me”🤣

    • @charlessmith9198
      @charlessmith9198 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      sadiq musa I mean like yea they’re basically all the same with some minor changes

    • @Sora-ING
      @Sora-ING 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BlackWolf 28 you don't get it, he exposed his own product after he claimed it was "unique"

    • @sadiqmusa5578
      @sadiqmusa5578 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      BlackWolf 28 I know bruh that’s why it’s funny

    • @innovativedevelopers4708
      @innovativedevelopers4708 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He is one of the founders of Apple.

    • @ladislavguardiankovacs6913
      @ladislavguardiankovacs6913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      He's the real founder. Jobs didn't even write code lol

  • @caveman8557
    @caveman8557 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7926

    Are you all alright?
    No You're all al left

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +316

      You are going to hell for reposting that

    • @yassinebougacha2490
      @yassinebougacha2490 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Brother

    • @jarlboof
      @jarlboof 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      yes papa

    • @itsraw7636
      @itsraw7636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      excuse me what the fuck Hey!! I Just post a video about you! Go there papa

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Why does everyone have that Deus Ex profile picture?

  • @momentusgaming132
    @momentusgaming132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Phillip Schofield is a legend

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "You are not the father"
    Dang, this is like Kung Fu Panda all over again

  • @CookedSocks
    @CookedSocks 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5291

    3:58 "women power?? How's about some paddy Power? Silly woman" I died
    BTW Don't worry that's not real

    • @jborben
      @jborben 5 ปีที่แล้ว +930

      Callum Kiely I wouldn’t be worried if it was real, she was deserving

    • @senorbleach8860
      @senorbleach8860 5 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      Where’s the original source?

    • @lancerave
      @lancerave 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      yeah where is this from?

    • @rayyan656
      @rayyan656 5 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      @@senorbleach8860 from a paddy power ad

    • @bigbub7117
      @bigbub7117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@jborben and self defense

  • @jacobblue52
    @jacobblue52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2092

    “No onE BhiHtCh.”
    😅 *hands shaking like an earthquake whilste drinkin unamed energy drink*

    • @ludvig3463
      @ludvig3463 4 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      That energy drink is most expensive brand in Sweden

    • @jacobblue52
      @jacobblue52 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Ludvig excuse my ignorance

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      But it also has 300 mg coffeine per serving o.o

    • @MegaLolman77
      @MegaLolman77 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      BaNaNs It has 105, 180 or 200mg of caffeine.

    • @BaNaNs
      @BaNaNs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@MegaLolman77 ah ye i was thinking about their past sport drink im sorry

  • @tfisanegg6712
    @tfisanegg6712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Girl: *Gets hit on the arm not even that hard*
    Also girl: *collapse on the ground as if she got shot*

  • @TaylorL333
    @TaylorL333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1066

    Woman:Gets hit on shoulder
    Woman 3 secs later:Dies

    • @TaylorL333
      @TaylorL333 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @AB the underrated tryhard 😂😂😂

    • @icedbannanas
      @icedbannanas 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a prank by Trollstation

    • @snitox
      @snitox 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      "I was murdered"

    • @yuktakarki48
      @yuktakarki48 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I am in tears right now 😂😂😂I can't stop🤣🤣🤣

    • @josierock968
      @josierock968 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think it was a glass bottle it’s hard to tell I. The bideo

  • @shivaniits
    @shivaniits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +973

    "India is not a location"
    Me from india having an existential crisis : What am I Hedwig ..where am I..

    • @speedrunsandmemes
      @speedrunsandmemes 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      You're from Pakistan!

    • @shivaniits
      @shivaniits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Alex Norway No , I am not.

    • @shivaniits
      @shivaniits 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @Hatwox My existential crisis is having an existential crisis.

    • @extendo7137
      @extendo7137 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shivaniits holy shit!! calm down rahul

    • @elitesquad1681
      @elitesquad1681 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@shivaniits what if india is actually gay?

  • @lozjarvvvi1092
    @lozjarvvvi1092 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    guy: you are not the father
    woman: *still trying to deny it*

  • @ewill69
    @ewill69 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    That woman could've gotten the golden buzzer on BGT if she'd just mentioned that she was born with only 2 feet 😢

  • @kianbernal6997
    @kianbernal6997 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1137

    2:20 boi... You can't expect to make a chocolate cake without any chocolate

    • @scrollingthroughcommentsec6801
      @scrollingthroughcommentsec6801 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Seems like a legit way to phrase it

    • @nadia-if2qy
      @nadia-if2qy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      It's sad that he actually thought those were his...

    • @realpro_508
      @realpro_508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      r/Woooosh

    • @montivivivi5155
      @montivivivi5155 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hashims daily fortnite you don’t even know what the “r/“ means lmfao

    • @realpro_508
      @realpro_508 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@montivivivi5155 r stands for Reddit

  • @goc_0
    @goc_0 4 ปีที่แล้ว +653

    I love how the woman he knocked down acted dead lmao

    • @garryfarry4004
      @garryfarry4004 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Its called the possum

    • @uhhuh1291
      @uhhuh1291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Because it was staged

    • @istoleyourjams270
      @istoleyourjams270 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Some people are saying he hit her with a bottle

    • @jamesbriggs7383
      @jamesbriggs7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@istoleyourjams270 he did but its a prank video so its not a real bottle. Like a prop that brakes easily

    • @curtisg8399
      @curtisg8399 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      It’s fake

  • @theeerebus26
    @theeerebus26 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Honestly woke up at 3 in the morning and was in a bad mood but this cured my bad mood 😂

  • @arraza4u845
    @arraza4u845 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The guy:*get slap on the head*
    Also the guy:*hit the woman for self defense*
    The woman:*get hit on her arms*
    Also the woman:"that is violence"

  • @gabrielgalloza5755
    @gabrielgalloza5755 6 ปีที่แล้ว +12864

    HOWS ABOUT SOME *PADDY POWER*

    • @londonola7977
      @londonola7977 6 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Gabriel Galloza 😂😂😂

    • @ferhat4425
      @ferhat4425 6 ปีที่แล้ว +1029

      ᏚᏆᏞᏞY ᏔᎾᎷᎪN

    • @ecstudiodwd2876
      @ecstudiodwd2876 6 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      Gabriel Galloza silly woman

    • @topo6790
      @topo6790 6 ปีที่แล้ว +444

      WOOOOO HE KNOCKED THE FUCK OUTTA HER

    • @21ways70
      @21ways70 6 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Thats what that fking dishwasher deserves