11:15 I really, really hate people who are screaming when they are close to animals. The animals don't understand it and they get very stressed - they do not deserve to be treated like that. If he's so scare, he should stay away.
He couldn't move and the giraffe was the one approaching him. Plus a tall and massive animal probably make him scared because he is a REGULAR PERSON, and he cant move because HE IS STUCK IN THE SUNROOF he wanted to move but he couldn't. I am not defending him but don't hate him for something he can't control
@@anonymous-hf6oo I get all that, but it doesn't change my point of view - I still hate him. It's a giraffe. It wasn't a crocodile, a bear or a serpent. It was a very calm and relaxed giraffe. I bet it wasn't going to eat him. I hate him so much!
@@anonymous-hf6oo with any wild animal, and you find yourself cornered by one, the best thing to do is to stay calm, which that dude wasn't being. For many animals, panic makes things worse
Yeah they've been this way for like 10 years now. Fail army was huge when I was fresh out of highschool like 2012-2014. Then they started posting more and more videos where it was just straight up copy-paste the exact same fails we just saw. They went WAY down hill after that. Every time I decide to click on one of their vids I'm reminded why I unsubbed.
@@kennethlapointesongwriter3330 yeah it will eventually, I did the same kind of stuff when my city was flooded, I could turn the engine on after a while but my license plate fell off and was on its way to the ocean already xd
The one with the giraffe lifting up the kiddo is one of my favorites. It was a brief mistake, the parents both immediately properly reacted as soon as they processed it, they kept him safe, no one got hurt, animal didn't get hurt, and then they got to laugh about it after everyone was definitely ok. A wholesome one 😂
@@miloradvlaovic lol probably not, but he's also like, what, 8 at oldest? Kids around that age don't have the cause and effect part of the brain fully developed yet
That berk trying to get into a car with a brick, at about 01:32 - justified. And tourists who go on holiday to places without finding out about the not so good parts of their destination, such as thieving monkeys - most are wild, but there have been cases in some countries of apes and monkeys being taught to steal by crooks.
Yeah, that one made me actually angry, and the one at 27:00... Maybe it's just because I don't get or like kids but I don't know why people find letting them recklessly engage in wanton waste and destruction funny
@@joeyteter9383 A few months ago it was late at night, I could see water, but did not realize how deep it was... I got half way through and started pumping the gas, and made it through. I found out later that day my front license plate didn't make it. I went back to the scene and there were like 50 license plates laid out on the road side! I got mine back! I had to laugh when i saw them all, though.
@@ilovebeinagirl Well put. In my defense, I had nothing to suspect that it was more than a few inches. But my boss said there were tow trucks pulling cars out later in the morning when it was light; and as soon as they pulled one out, another would jump into it's place. At least I didn't have to get pulled out.
Anyone with half a brain would have hooked it up to the front of the dune buggy not the back. You accomplished the same thing using a ride lawn mower or a tractor. My dad tried to pull an engine block with the ride lawn mower hooked it up to the back stood it right up on end. When he hooked it up to the front he was able to drag it across the yard. Common sense goes a long way.
@@zodarian6705 It is not about the front or the back. It is about where the driven wheels are. A rear wheel drive trys to lift your front when moving forward. The guy in the clip even made everything worse by hooking it up high and adding aditional torque to the rotation. A front wheel drive tries to push the back into the ground. That doesn't work. That is why you want the driven wheels in the front in cases like that. It is not always a good idea. Tractors for example mostly pull things hooked up at the back. But a lot of them are four wheel drive for that reason and cause they usually don't operate on roads that much.
Doesn't matter if it is front or back. You want the driven wheels close to the hitch and the hitch *BELOW* the axle of the wheels. That way your resulting rotation turns the pulling vehicle's front into the ground and you don't wheelie.
20:26 Whenever there is a video of a perfectly normal situation and all of a sudden someone bumps into something with a sound like that, that sets me off like crazy 😂😂😂! The "BONG" sound fit the singing so well too!
13:45 When I was in the fire Brigade many years ago, at a breathing apparatus training session, one of the men accidentally dropped a fully charged compressed air cylinder on the floor of the classroom before the exercise began. As the cylinder hit the floor it sheared the cylinder valve off completely and 15 men had to throw themselves under the desks as the 15lb carbon fibre wrap cylinder charged to over 180 bars pressure ROCKETTED around the room for 30 seconds. Deafening noise in an enclosed classroom.
I can't believe no one's mentioned the little brat at 26:50 jumping on someone's pride and joy. The people recording it are no better by laughing, which is just egging him on. (I hate Mercs btw)
My grandson and his friend (both about 6) did this to the other kid’s brother’s car and caved in the roof. He yelled at them , punched the roof up, and drove off. I got together with the mother, and we made the little jerks wash his car and do some other chores for him.
@@geoffrey6000 That is actually my point. The cow just wanted to play, that is obvious, but the guy was screaming and whining like it was a bear chasing him - which can be very confusing and stressful to animals. If cows get scared, then they can become aggressive. But in general cows are wonderful and very gentle animals. I love cows.
I had to stop the video and look up info about beaches with penguins on them. Turns out there's a species native to South Africa and Namibia that lives on some of the beaches there.
That looked like a traumatic brain injury. His entire head bounced off that concrete. He must have been immediately dazed and concussed in the water. Hope he is alright...
9:30 To this day my niece is wondering how come her uncle was silent for the majority of the video but choose to shout "God Daaamn" just there, when nothing happened. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm impressed at the apparent running speed of the guy chasing the camel.
Yeah, right? If you can run like that, why bother with a camel?
Yeah and to top it off, our boy was running barefoot
He probably didn't catch him. Camels can maintain 25 mph for a long time.
His pet is worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, so no wonder he was running so fast. 😅
I hitchhike like that once and I got picked up in about 30 seconds
7:45
That penguin got up like “You saw nothing!”
wait there was a penguin?
@@tripleb5920 that was a penguin
It is a little embarrassing when your species has "rock hopper" in its name.
@@pikachuthebananasplit9061 /r whooosh
Madagascar moment
11:15 I really, really hate people who are screaming when they are close to animals. The animals don't understand it and they get very stressed - they do not deserve to be treated like that.
If he's so scare, he should stay away.
He couldn't move and the giraffe was the one approaching him. Plus a tall and massive animal probably make him scared because he is a REGULAR PERSON, and he cant move because HE IS STUCK IN THE SUNROOF he wanted to move but he couldn't. I am not defending him but don't hate him for something he can't control
@@anonymous-hf6oo I get all that, but it doesn't change my point of view - I still hate him. It's a giraffe. It wasn't a crocodile, a bear or a serpent. It was a very calm and relaxed giraffe. I bet it wasn't going to eat him.
I hate him so much!
@@anonymous-hf6oo with any wild animal, and you find yourself cornered by one, the best thing to do is to stay calm, which that dude wasn't being. For many animals, panic makes things worse
i also agree with you man, 🥰😍😜
@@anonymous-hf6oo its a giraffe . . . its not gonna do anything lmao. They're basically tall cattle
17:41
- mom, look at my friend's baby
-oh
-mom, she's on
😂😂😅
hoody_goodie - I know! Cringe worthy 🤣
Gets me every time 😂😂😂
The Dad trying to save it..."she's beautiful"😂💀
An honest reaction 😅
@@jonha4macikr! damage control 😂
Seems that FailArmy is running out of new clips. I would rather see shorter episodes than having the same fails over and over again :/
Agreed, but we've been saying this for like 10 years.
@@oldschool8432 This is the first one of theirs I've watched in years. Just stopped by to see if they stopped doing it. And nope.
They make more money reposting the same thing 20x tho
Yeah, ive learnt you can only watch once every 3 months or so to not see re-runs 🤷♀️
Yeah they've been this way for like 10 years now. Fail army was huge when I was fresh out of highschool like 2012-2014. Then they started posting more and more videos where it was just straight up copy-paste the exact same fails we just saw. They went WAY down hill after that. Every time I decide to click on one of their vids I'm reminded why I unsubbed.
9:31
How any mentally sane person could approach a bear is fu**in' beyond me!
yep, a small slip or trip and she was going to be a snack
They arent sane they a social media influencing dumb shit going for views or self deleting. Hopefully they get their wish and our wish
She was built like a Hentai heroine. Nothing to fear with that equipment.
22:47 “CHARGE!!! (*floods engine*) Bad Choice bad choice! Come on car.” Lmao every time I hear that 😂😂😂
The person on the other side backing up after watching cracks me up.
@@elbarto2112Me too! 😂
I did that once.
Don't worry, the engine will dry out...oh...no it won't...
@@kennethlapointesongwriter3330 yeah it will eventually, I did the same kind of stuff when my city was flooded, I could turn the engine on after a while but my license plate fell off and was on its way to the ocean already xd
20:08 elephants like "no photos within 10 feet" 😂😂😂
9:31 This ain't a fail this is flat out stupidity, why would would you go near a bear
Yogi and Boo-boo.
Women😂
Didn't notice a bear in that clip.
Women + social media
As you said ... stupidity.
The one with the giraffe lifting up the kiddo is one of my favorites. It was a brief mistake, the parents both immediately properly reacted as soon as they processed it, they kept him safe, no one got hurt, animal didn't get hurt, and then they got to laugh about it after everyone was definitely ok. A wholesome one 😂
That kid is not the brightest chopstick in the drawer though
@@miloradvlaovic lol probably not, but he's also like, what, 8 at oldest? Kids around that age don't have the cause and effect part of the brain fully developed yet
That ass though
2:08
Giraffe: Give it here, or I lift you up..!
Boy: Aaaa!!
Dad: Let go!
Ha ha ha. Pretty much my first impression, too
"I dont take small bites, kid. Gimme the whole thing, or else! !" 😸
Guys, they're stronger than they look with those necks.
11:25 bro just saved that man's life...
WavingWorld - Good observation! He certainly did ❤️
04:30 that laugh 😂
haunted ahh laugh
Beware the wail of the banshee.
25:29
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Should have helped instead of laughing like a witch
I love how at 0:13 it says "regret nothing". Those employees sure as heck will!
It's an SAB truck here in South Africa 😂 and when those things spill, motherfuckers come out from EVERYWHERE to score free booze 🙈😅
1:58 well, he said NO BRAKES! 🤣
I guess the other guy was like "No problem, I'll use my freaking _car_ to stop it!" Haha
I admit it: this was one heck of a compilation. Well done
You can just use the clutch to stop a tractor. I've done it thousands of times.
10:14 Chicken wire? Your protection from a LION is chicken wire? You deserve to be that lion's next meal! 🦁
The elephant smacking the girl holding the phone was hilarious!
Not for her! The force of that smack definitely left some bruising.
Broo that smack was personal but it made me laugh so hard 😂
That's why you STAY OUT OF REACH.
The sound of the impact though 😖 that girl definitely has a black eye
You could Say She got some...facetime!
The robber hit himself in the face with a brick😂 what a "brick" 😂😂
I watch these so I can feel like a Mensa-level genius and a primo ballerino in comparison.
Irony is the driver that spilled his cargo while driving a semi that reads "Regret Nothing" 😂
And the cargo was liquor.
That berk trying to get into a car with a brick, at about 01:32 - justified.
And tourists who go on holiday to places without finding out about the not so good parts of their destination, such as thieving monkeys - most are wild, but there have been cases in some countries of apes and monkeys being taught to steal by crooks.
17:41 I'm dying!!!🤣🤣🤣"Oh she's beautiful"🤣🤣🤣
him saying it with that smirk, too. haha
She’s beautiful! Of course she is. Come on people have a heart!❤️
@@alvaroq2024 only in the sense that life is beautiful, but come on! haha xD
20:07 the sound of the hit😂😂
My mother and I died laughing at that🤣☠️
@@TMNTAnime1920 "I said I didn't want to be on camera!"
4:35 has GOT to be the weirdest laugh I've ever heard.
I _can_ get enough of her laugh 😭
4:30 Mum’s laugh was the funniest part of that clip.
10:51 “All I wanted was a picture with the giraffe! 😅”
😂 😂 idk why this is so funny but it’s also something my step brother would do 😂😂
3:44 Notice how nobody even tried to stop the kid from dumping a $6.00 glass of OJ.
Times have changed. I’d been getting a spanking for sure.
Yeah, that one made me actually angry, and the one at 27:00... Maybe it's just because I don't get or like kids but I don't know why people find letting them recklessly engage in wanton waste and destruction funny
That slipping bird made me lose it, LMAO. 😂🤣😂 Absolutely *love* how he tried to pull it off, too...
"I'm fine. Ya didn't see sheet." 😂🤣😂
black
😂😂😂😂
If the Titanic couldn't function while flooded, your 1998 Honda Accord probably isn't going to cut it.
Right? Why people still like to tempt fate on a flooded road when your vehicle is nowhere near equipped for it is beyond me
@@joeyteter9383 A few months ago it was late at night, I could see water, but did not realize how deep it was... I got half way through and started pumping the gas, and made it through. I found out later that day my front license plate didn't make it. I went back to the scene and there were like 50 license plates laid out on the road side! I got mine back! I had to laugh when i saw them all, though.
@@nobody7817 In other words, you could count the idiots by the license plates is basically what you're saying.
@@ilovebeinagirl Well put. In my defense, I had nothing to suspect that it was more than a few inches. But my boss said there were tow trucks pulling cars out later in the morning when it was light; and as soon as they pulled one out, another would jump into it's place. At least I didn't have to get pulled out.
Freddie7191 - 🤣😂
The elephant slap is the best thing I've ever seen. Perfect aim.
Dude she got smacked fuckin hard lol.
0:10 Now that sign just perfectly sums up the whole situation! 😂
4:28 Mum’s too busy wetting herself 😆😆😆
Can we talk about how insanely ugly the kitchen at 13:55 is😂 white marble floors, black countertops, with a green backsplash? And brown cabinets? 😭😭
Definitely a weird combination.
Maybe with a different backsplash the rest could work together.
Hated it!
It's meant to resemble an avocado on a marble countertop
14:50 that must be so bad for the fish. The ph level and cleanliness. 😢
It seems he went in to pick up something.
He’s still trying to catch that camel 🐪 😂
hmm. right!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is the best comedy channel on TH-cam! 💯
Bring back 8 minutes videos with new clips only!!! 🤝
New TH-cam monetization rules favor longer videos. It's why you're seeing more and more videos exceed 15 minutes in length.
@@Durwood71 heck with the length, half of these clips they posted dozens of times already.
@@Durwood71nobody cares about new TH-cam monetization rules nowadays.
they suck.
@@danielplays8866people who want to make money care about the new rules
Shorts are terrible. By the time you get interested they're over.
I love the grandma eating the cake of the grass ❤ finally somebody in these clips appreciating food
7:47 This is why farmers don't use dune buggies to pull stumps.
Anyone with half a brain would have hooked it up to the front of the dune buggy not the back. You accomplished the same thing using a ride lawn mower or a tractor. My dad tried to pull an engine block with the ride lawn mower hooked it up to the back stood it right up on end. When he hooked it up to the front he was able to drag it across the yard. Common sense goes a long way.
@@zodarian6705 It is not about the front or the back. It is about where the driven wheels are. A rear wheel drive trys to lift your front when moving forward. The guy in the clip even made everything worse by hooking it up high and adding aditional torque to the rotation. A front wheel drive tries to push the back into the ground. That doesn't work. That is why you want the driven wheels in the front in cases like that. It is not always a good idea. Tractors for example mostly pull things hooked up at the back. But a lot of them are four wheel drive for that reason and cause they usually don't operate on roads that much.
Doesn't matter if it is front or back. You want the driven wheels close to the hitch and the hitch *BELOW* the axle of the wheels. That way your resulting rotation turns the pulling vehicle's front into the ground and you don't wheelie.
There's not many things more satisfying than seeing a show off trashing their supercar.
9:43 The man takes revenge for all of us 😁
23:54- grandma was like, nothing else has killed me yet, a few bugs and some dirt and grass probably won't kill me eithier.
6:50 every Bruse Lee fan can understand 😂😂😂
Its Bruce man come on 😢
9:25 The chicken is ferocious 🤣
Its a rooster
All roosters are
18:55 A Naughty Elephant
20:26 Whenever there is a video of a perfectly normal situation and all of a sudden someone bumps into something with a sound like that, that sets me off like crazy 😂😂😂! The "BONG" sound fit the singing so well too!
22:46 The driver on the other side of the puddle: “What the hell!” 😅
Did you mean 22:46 ?
I've been in a similar position. My response was "Fuck No!"
@@davidcopplestone6266 yes 😅 Fixed it thank😊
Nothing beats the humor in these instant regret fails - pure gold!
25:53 I like the other rhino disciplining him like "Hey! They feed us!"
That granny was gonna eat that cake one way or another 😂
13:45 When I was in the fire Brigade many years ago, at a breathing apparatus training session, one of the men accidentally dropped a fully charged compressed air cylinder on the floor of the classroom before the exercise began. As the cylinder hit the floor it sheared the cylinder valve off completely and 15 men had to throw themselves under the desks as the 15lb carbon fibre wrap cylinder charged to over 180 bars pressure ROCKETTED around the room for 30 seconds. Deafening noise in an enclosed classroom.
Thank you, Fail Army, for showing us how HUMAN we are!
Human idiots.
3:44 love that child 🤣🤣
08:30 nice aim 😂
17:41 LMAO
18:05 wrong balls
25:17 poor guy.. 😬😬
Fail army is the best because it has no stupid voice over ruining the clips
I can't believe no one's mentioned the little brat at 26:50 jumping on someone's pride and joy. The people recording it are no better by laughing, which is just egging him on. (I hate Mercs btw)
My grandson and his friend (both about 6) did this to the other kid’s brother’s car and caved in the roof. He yelled at them , punched the roof up, and drove off. I got together with the mother, and we made the little jerks wash his car and do some other chores for him.
That truck driver deserves an award for fucking up our beer🇿🇦😂😂
To be fair what kind of idiot uses that type of trailer to haul a cargo of that type?
He regrets nothing! 🤭
He's a hard licks kinda guy..I suspect scotch. 😅
@@zodarian6705
Smokey and the Bandit!
6:57 dude needed his emotional support dolphin. XD
I've been applauding a Grandma eating her birthday cake from her lawn🎉❤💪👏👏👏
the irony of the sign at 5:34 lmao
Lol I do wish ppl could take stuff such as signs more seriously nowadays
0:08 Unfortunately, he regretted something...
thanks for spelling it out for us mate
i come here to find this com XDDDD
No ragretts.
right!
It’s crazy how some of these videos have been the best of the year for several years now….
I think the part where someone is throwing fries up on the dash of a car to fool the birds is just mean
I think it's freakin hilarious 🤣🤣
I agree. I did not find it humorous by any means. It was cruel.
Imagine all the seagull poop he'll have to clean 😊
@@woodstream6137 worth it!
Plus most seagull places are not where one stays parked for long, so the poop will most likely be on the ground.
It was mean. Those birds thought they were going to be fed by a kind human. Instead they were unmercifully teased. That's just cruel!
That dude running after the camel killed me. 😂😂😂😂😂
3:32 If you look at his eyes, he was genuinely afraid of a cow.
Yes, he was. I feel sorry for the cow.
@@JeDindk Why do you feel sorry for the cow?? It was just wanting to play.
More people are killed by cows than by sharks -- partly because people are more often around cows, but they're bigger and stronger than humans.
@@ConnieHirsch That’s tragic... I guess I assumed most people can dodge a cow by making sudden sharp turns instead of running straight.
@@geoffrey6000 That is actually my point. The cow just wanted to play, that is obvious, but the guy was screaming and whining like it was a bear chasing him - which can be very confusing and stressful to animals. If cows get scared, then they can become aggressive.
But in general cows are wonderful and very gentle animals. I love cows.
This was really fun to watch! Thank you ❤️
I like that part
10:51
When that guy's scared of being licked by a giraffe
2:18
Wow, you know times are rough and fast food is a luxury when people are partaking in flash fast-food drive through robbery.
That's a KFC here in South Africa 😂 and it happens often 😂
Some are also staged, why film your food
@@jillianduplessis6531yeah
23:09 Guess they don't have "Turn around, don't drown" in that country.
17:45 they literally look the same🤣😂💀⚰
4:17 “You’re my friend now! *happy music”
I feel relaxed, thank you for giving me these moments
The penguin scene was fun to watch😎
I had to stop the video and look up info about beaches with penguins on them. Turns out there's a species native to South Africa and Namibia that lives on some of the beaches there.
@@vladimirenlow4388 I know so much now about the African penguin and the erect-crested penguins too😎
That penguin was distracted by the 🍑 at the bottom 😂
@@frankcastle1216😂😂😂
3:44 ! Best Condom Commercial Ever
2:45 they were lucky that gate didn't catch their leg
nice dog pic!
"Mom look at my friends Baby" had me hollaring
I guess that the "DK" on the shirt @ 21:18 stands for "Dumb Kid."
I never knew what that stood for for that brand, that's a pretty good guess though
cool to see these golden oldies back. brings back good times
3:13 It’s immediately obvious that they did it reliably😅😁
Finally, a video without the "NO ONE GOT HURT" text. Good job.
That guy falling off the diving board looked seriously nasty. I hope he was OK.
But his fall looked even nastier.
BADUMTS!
That looked like a traumatic brain injury. His entire head bounced off that concrete. He must have been immediately dazed and concussed in the water. Hope he is alright...
The irony that the side of that truck said 'regret nothing' and dumped all that milk all over.
That truck fail was hilarious 😅😅😅
When I saw the fish at 0:42 I shit myself 😭🤣
An extremely great channel to reduce stress every day.
It is. I love a wholesome laugh.
@@avalonjustin Have a good day
02:15 That wasn't a funny fail. That was a crime. Stealing someone's food is about as low as you can go.
What's with the man and the giraffe? Giraffes are passive, loveable animals.
He‘s hysterical. Or drunk. Or both.
@@Hexhex66 Either or both are a strong possibility.
He was a jerk!
I know he seems like a massive bellend
16:21 That's gotta hurt. That's That's Really Impressive.👏👏👏😆😂
16:45 What on earth was she doing anyway?. Guess Godzilla didn't like it.😏
11:24 That was a nice save that guy should be praised
My mom always told me that there was no shortage of morons in the world. Now I have proof.
Oh, 9:43 LOL that is cruel. Birds do not understand glass. XD
11:00 That's a fun dad right there... 😂😂😂
I got so many questions about that camel escaping
why? he loocks Arabic,.. their camels are our horses 🤷♂ as if its something special when an animal runs away xD
... I ONLY wanna know where thu F#@K is he going running THAT fast...like people gettn' by the Popo.
The camel seen him walking up to the stump n said not to day 😂
Remember the horse who jumped the fence to join the bicycle race? This reminds me of that 😂
What would be your opening question?
0:31 Whistling 🎵If I Only Had A Brain 🎵 very appropriate 🤣
8:33 It was at this moment... He knew that he F*d up. 🤣
😂😂 I sense an impending night on the couch
"Oh! No!"
"Um, YES" lol
9:30
To this day my niece is wondering how come her uncle was silent for the majority of the video but choose to shout "God Daaamn" just there, when nothing happened.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
19:26 - Emu’s not been the same since Rod Hull died.
1:30
I've seen this before but it's so satisfying to watch over and over! 😅
27-minute video with 4 or 5 commercial breaks. Gotta love that algorithm
Imagine getting hit by a car while parachuting
Imagine getting hit by a parachute while driving your car!
@@dafrocca yeah i mean there's that, too 😂
20:33 that "BOING" made me laugh so hard I cried.....