I think it's funny how depending on what age demographic the show is for, John is either the funny uncle that does magic or the drunk uncle... That does magic
I love how basically John Constantine is a normal human being who tricked two demons to fight against each other for his soul, basically making him immortal, and learned years and years of dark magic with it.
Take a lesson from the Democratic Party: "If you don't like the game, change the rules. If you can't win, cheat. If you are going to lose, make sure everyone else goes down with you."
It's strange that doctor strange magics is somewhat parallels Constantine's magic in some way or form It's not like I'm comparing the two but you get the point
@@anthonygarcia5375 Batman translates because he's so fluent in so many languages he can understand slang in an obscure Japanese dialect as easily as if it were English
@@KRYMauL That is simply untrue. He spent years travelling the world, learning everything Alfred couldn't teach him, while Alfred remained in Gotham. His other teachers include Henry Ducard, and Ted Grant, who is also the vigilante Wildcat, and many, many others.
@@KarakTo Zatara as well; however, I'm referring to his childhood as Bruce was likely home school then traveled the world in search and learned more languages.
@@Tumbleflop It counts as an improvised weapon so 1d4+STR Bludgeoning Damage, it’s non magic so divide by half. And no, using a Healing Potion bottle does not make it magic.
@@carissamace 2nd ed campaign my peasant wizard constantly called himself Bigby and wildly swung his staff screaming "feel the wrath of the staff of magus" as he cantriped the staff to glow blue, the DM rolled Intellgent checks, everyone failed and parried my wild swing not the paladin with the big fucking hammer. Finally everyone in the party (my half dragon brothers) got the shits with my character and let him face off against a Pitfiend solo when he had no spells left. Callled it as a head shot, rolled Natural 20, max damage got it to a 11 Crit to head. Instant death. at teh end of the campaign finally met mum, turns out yeah. She gave me the Staff of Magus, shame I had no clue how to use it becuase i never once cast identify on it.
yea well when all 3 lords of hell have equil and valid claims on your soul the only person safer from the pit is Lobo (they sent him back cause they were affraid he would take over)
@@shadowwriter329 Agreed I admit I was one of those that fell into the trap of judging it on the first impression, but every clip I see drives home how good it was.
It is a simple game but sipmple mistakes can easily make you unreasonably angry because now you have to undo a bunch of work to fix it. Definatly fun to watch it happen to someone else
If there are two of any number printed on a sudoku puzzle, it is a misprint and unsolveable. For anyone not knowing what sudoku is, its a numbers-based puzzle where, after solving it, you have the numbers 1-9 in various orders but never repeated horizontally/vertically/and within a particular 3x3 square (incidentally organized 3x3). At the beginning of every puzzle, you are given some numbers printed and the rest blank for the person to figure out. As you go up in difficulty, the fewer printed numbers are printed.
Helaio exorcism gone wrong. Girl had a lesser demon trapped within her but Constantine wasn’t powerful enough to excise it himself. So he summoned a stronger demon to command it to get the lesser demon out. Then the greater demon literally tore the girl to shreds and took her soul with him to hell.
Out of everything John does. By this point of revealing he dated Shark King. It just doesn't shock me. I'd more shocked if he dated a priest or nun but a Shark? Naw. He wasn't trying.
So I learned recently john gets away with so much stuff because he "rides the wave of synchronousity". Which means the book of destiny changes in his benefit constantly.
More like the universe puts him in exactly the right place at the right time. So, even when he's not prepared for a fight against a certain foe, the universe makes it happen in a place where he has a way out so he can come back properly prepared. It also deflects a lot of the bad stuff that would happen to him onto other people, which is why his friends and lovers tend not to live very long.
Constantine was born in Liverpool and is supposed to have a "Scouse" accent. I guess if you've ever heard any of the Beatles speak, that's how he is supposed to sound. Awesome character, underused.
But he left the pool when he was a kid...he lived in London his entire life so it's ok if he doesn't speak in a Scouse accent. Plus Ryan is from Wales so I think he mixes accents. But I'd love a Scouse Constantine.
Evidently it's his sense of humour that got Constantine in bed, after all he had a multi years long gag going of only saying "King Shark is a shark" and broke it right at the end with Boomer on the assumption that if they didn't all die, no one would ever believe him.
@@fullirishham1015 damn, with that kind of commitment no wonder he bedded constantine! Its also decently clear they're still friends, as king shark wouldnt have winked if they wernt.
I love that Matt Ryan is the only actor in DC projects so far that’s still playing his role. Animated or Not, Matt is the best adaptation of Constantine considering there’s only been one other actor to play the live action role
Watching a film where most of JL are killed and I laugh at John dating King Shark because it was too hilarious. It was the best and most remebral part of the film.
I totally agree with you. When I first saw the scene I thought, "How does that work??", then my mind immediately went to, "Oh My God he dated a fucking shark!!!!". Now whenever I see Constantine I always make fun of the fact that he dated a shark, ignoring anything else except that one thought.
The part where he was beating those demon dogs with a tire iron instead of just "magic them away" fucking killed me. John here, with an unknown number of dark arts and powerful enough to insult demons, yet he just pulls out a tire iron.
John Constantine is like a magical batman (always prepared, tactical genius) with a side of Joseph joestar (razor sharp wit, unbelievably lucky, ready willing and able to cheat to win), and a sprinkling of Rick Sanchez (knowledge only comparable to self loathing, almost never fully sober, knows how the universe really works)
@@hotlinechernobyl5157 did you forget the part where he sent the ultimate lifeform flying into space with the help of a vulcano? Also spoiler warning: Joseph is not only one of the luckyest people alive, he outlifed Jotaro and Jolene, his grandson and great granddaughter respectively
Well said, but I would call him more of a magic Rick Sanchez, since Rick also stays prepared for anything and has a tactical genius, the only difference being Rick is a man of science and John a man of magic
Superman: We need him. John vocally belches. Raven: ... We're doomed. Gods! I was already laughing when he burped, but Raven's line really made that hi-haw-larious!
"Yeah, I know. After asking for Marvel character ideas I come back with this. I can't help myself~" I can see why: he is far more entertaining than Dr. Strange, Nico Minoru, and Brother Voodoo will ever be.
John has the hardest working liver In the DC universe Edit:Ok, drinking contest, rick Sanchez, bo ri cho(mortal combat), John Constantine, yami(black clover), who would win? Edit again: due to popular demand I am including the demo man from tf2 Edit again again: no magic, science, or cheating. Just pure, natural, resilience Edit again again again: its till you pass out, idk how yall do drinking games but it's not to the death. Winner is the last person conscious
@@vongolagear I read from a comment in a john constantine video once that in the comments three of the ruling demons of hell want his soul and if he ever dies, those three will fight over john's soul leaving hell vulnerable to heaven's forces. Is that true?
@Roboute Guilliman Because that is what he needs, Gotham is not a place where a warsuit would help. Ironman can fight criminals, but Batman fights crime, and for that he usually doesn't need exoskeletons and suits of armour.
I like the thought of places with superheros having hero themed content. This line kinda sealed that thought for me. Imagine members of the JL discussing the marvel movies together. Thatd be kinda cool
When you look at his dating history, anyone wonder if Constantine slept with Lucifer Morningstar(prior to that brief cameo/crossover) and that's why Lucy seemed like a bitter ex toward him?(then again, everyone is a bitter ex of John's)
I thought about that too, but if that were case there would a lot less animosity between them, and I have some very good reasons as to why they _didn’t_ sleep together; *1.* When Lucifer appeared in the crossover, it took place long before he met Chloe Decker, and we all know that before Chloe, Lucifer participated in little more than meaningless sex. He would have no qualms about sleeping with John, and even asking if he was up for round two. *2.* I haven’t seen much of Constantine (though he’s quickly becoming one of my favorite characters), but it looks like, excluding Desmond, he also has a lot of meaningless sex. He actually reminded me of Lucifer a bit. A little broken, a little self-deprecating, and a lot horny. Anyway, I doubt if he and Luci had slept together there would be any hard feelings between them _(pun very much intended)_ . *3.* Constantine is a demon-hunting wizard, and Lucifer is- well- _Lucifer_ , the _actual devil_ , as they’ve said many times in the show. Those things _do not_ mix, and I feel it was sort of a mutual thing that they didn’t have sex. Just because both are partially sexually fluid doesn’t mean they have to jump every semi-attractive person they see. Sometimes it’s just not the right time or place. *4.* In the crossover, Lucifer mentions that he owes Constantine “for Maze”. I think it’s way more likely that John found her a vessel, gave her some sort of permanent, solid form, or glamoured her face (because it’s got two sides). Something magic-y that Lucifer couldn’t have done himself.
@@sarcasticnotsad5155 You are right on almost everything except for your no 3. Constantine is not a demon hunter. While his job as an exorcist and esoterical adventurer/treasure hunter often bring him to Kill/track/dispatch demons, he pretty much doesn't care, and allied with some as often. He bear no specific disdain for demon, or personal vengeance. He is far too Cynical. Moreover, he already have banged mutliple demons. Like, all the time. Plus, Concerning Constantine specifically, he pretty much DOES jump everything, or rather anything, he is offered to. The only time he would push an offer would be if either he sniff a trap or if said realtion would have particularly negative effect on him or the other person. The rest of the time, it's a f*ckfest. Litteraly. He won't bang while duoing something else, agreed, but that's pretty much the line.
10:34 I love the pause in hesitation John has, like he’s considering it. Yet he chose the cold logical outcome, in the end one of the girls would be still damned, but saving Trish means finally killing the demon. Still sad the other girl couldn’t be saved, which makes it really heartbreaking for John.
I think the thing that tipped the balance qas the amount of people that would be helped by saving Trish. Either option would have saved a girl and helped atleadt one person, but one was a selfish option that could risk Nergal getting away and dooms his friend's daughter, where as saving the daughter basically seals the other girls fate but also ensures Nergal's defeat. Certainly not an easy choice either way admittedly
Matt Ryan is the definitive Constantine. I was so upset when I found out his live action series was cancelled. They definitely should bring him back as John
"Unconsecrated, otherwise I'll have a hard time setting foot in there". Remember if you piss off John run to a consecrated Church it'll give you several minutes of life XP.
A bit of a bummer we didn't get his best one during the pub scene. He recognizes Superman, he punches him, hurts his wrist and says "Now you've done it"
If Edward Kenway and John Constantine both got into the same game or movie, it would be the best thing of all time. Yeah I know it would be impossible, but you know what? I stopped trying to figure out was possible and impossible in DC a long time ago.
I love Jhon but best in the magic group is a stretch especially considering that he has to compete with Dr Fate, the spectre and the bloody presence itself
John Constantine had his own live action movie. He was played by Keanu Reeves. (I probably spelled that wrong) Edit: I forgot to mention that movie was made in 2005. (He got another one in 2014/15)
@@lassehoffmann625 I just treat it as an alt - universe version of Constantine. Bizarrely, Keanu's version looks nothing like Constantine in the comics, but he *does* look a lot like Pete Wisdom, who's kind of Marvel's version of Constantine, except he's a mutant, not a warlock. So there's that...
@@steventhomas2856 Lmao wait until the new constantine show releases, they already announced that they are race swapping Constantine and making him black, (likely along with superman too), and even worst is they said they are moving away from the occult and religious side and going into a horror vibe, already know they will absolutely fuck up this legendary character, wont even bother watching
Constantine, while he is one of the coolest characters ever, seeing raven that broken and in that much pain broke my heart when I seen apokolips war for the first time and also seeing starfire literally in two pieces
*Balthazar:* Fire? I was born of this. *John Constantine:* How's Mammon crossing over, you half-breed piece of shit? [Constantine tosses Holy Water on Balthazar’s face dissolving his human skin.] *Balthazar:* That’s better. All natural. [Chokes Constantine against a wall] *Balthazar:* You can do it. You're stronger than this. Think of Hennessy. Think of Beeman. This bastard killed them. You're not going to let him get away with that, are you? *Balthazar:* Don't fight it, Johnny Boy, enjoy it. [Constantine reaches for his gold knuckleduster and smashes it hard against the demon side of Balthazar's face until he lands on a table.] *Balthazar:* We'll see you very soon. *Constantine:* Not really, no. *Balthazar:* You can't cheat it this time. You’re going back to hell. *Constantine:* True, but you’re not. [Constantine reaches for a Bible in his jacket.] *Balthazar:* What are you doing? *John Constantine:* I'm reading you your last rites. [opens his Bible] *Balthazar:* Spare me your remedial incantations. *John Constantine:* You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven. [anoints Balthazar's forehead with holy water] *John Constantine:* I'd love to be a fly on that wall. *Balthazar:* You're not a priest. You have no power. *John Constantine:* Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shithole! [Balthazar doesn’t respond] *John Constantine:* Okay, Bally, enjoy it. [begins reading from the Bible] *John Constantine:* In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti. *John Constantine:* [Places his hand over Balthazar] May God have mercy on you, and grant you the pardon of all your sins. Whosesoever sins you remit on Earth, they are remitted unto them in Heaven. [Balthazar squirms] *John Constantine:* How's he doing it? *Balthazar:* No... I can't. *John Constantine:* [louder] Grant your child entry into thy kingdom! In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Amen! *Balthazar:* [shouts] Sangre de Dio! The blood of God! *John Constantine:* He found it. *Balthazar:* Whatever killed the Son of God will give birth to the Son of the Devil. *John Constantine:* [closes the Bible] By the way... you have to **ask** for absolution to be forgiven... asshole.
"Wrong. I expect the worst so I prepare for the worst and when the worst happens. I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world." Probably my favorite quote :)
Basically what Batman meant was John was hit by a spell that caused him to speak in a exaggerated version of a British accent, instead of the normal British accent.
@@MugdhaMahdiShams Pretty much. To be more specific the spell made John talk in the exaggerated version of a British Accent that's commonly seen in American films depicting British life, instead of the actual British accent.
@@derrickhaggard There's no such thing as a British accent, the typical one you hear is queens english (think james bond) which is usually from upper class people in south london. The character of Constantine is from liverpool so has a scouse accent which is usually quite hard to understand for Americans so they don't use it. The "exageration" is to sound more scouse. Matt Ryan who plays constantine is Welsh so different accent again.
As somebody from Liverpool, I can tell you that an accent exaggerator would absolutely not turn a man from Merseyside cockney (and the idea would be kind of offensive to anyone there actually.) It would just make all the vowels comically long. A really, really broad scouse accent would potentially get mistaken for Brummie.
“That Irishman there is a leprechaun” “Sorry r u serious or racist” “Both, Love” “Nah, Americans don’t say rubbish. They say “That was absolute garbage, I’m American, soccer, yardstick, ranch dressing, w e a s e l”” “Well, if you’ve got a problem with me, pie-face.” (Forgot the thing) “But *insert place* is too north for that muppet” Just a few of my favorite lines from my favorite legend 🙂
Don't know why TH-cam recomended me this, never been much of a fan of dc, never heard of this character before until now.... And now i wanna know more about him, he looks cool
Constantine is just magical Batman, compared to other sorcerer's like Zatanna he might as well be powerless when it comes to offense but he has a plan for everyone and if he doesn't he'll come up with one. The power of the mind is limitless
Don't write him off completely in the main comics his power shifts with each writer I mean he literally created a miniature sun to power down a rampaging vampire also for context in DC comics the sun doesn't kill vampires just weaken them
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I think it's funny how depending on what age demographic the show is for, John is either the funny uncle that does magic or the drunk uncle... That does magic
and we love him either way
The only thing separating the two is how far into the day it is
What bout him being the funny drunk uncle that does magic?
@@mugenokami2201 That’s a special kind of drunk
Or both
I love how basically John Constantine is a normal human being who tricked two demons to fight against each other for his soul, basically making him immortal, and learned years and years of dark magic with it.
Three demons actually 😂
3 demon dukes to be specific.
And god for the record
How does tricking the demons relate to learning dark magic?
@@RenaldyCalixte He's had lots of time and lots of people/entities to pick up tricks from.
"It's like taking a test you haven't studied for. Luckily, I cheat."
That just sums up Constantine's entire fighting style, huh.
Captain Cheese that's me in online exams
Every online student ever
He cheats for good
Take a lesson from the Democratic Party:
"If you don't like the game, change the rules.
If you can't win, cheat.
If you are going to lose, make sure everyone else goes down with you."
@@sethraelthebard5459 Ah the uncalled for political opinion. To that I say "noone asked"
The fact that he acknowledges Benedict Cumberbatch is great
Abraca F*cking davra
Who would win:
Virgin Benedict cumber strange or chad Keanutine
Timestamp?
It's strange that doctor strange magics is somewhat parallels Constantine's magic in some way or form
It's not like I'm comparing the two but you get the point
And dr strange
Ah Constantine, the guy Batman comes to when shit gets weird
Makes sense deductive reasoning means nothing when reality is warped on a whim
No Batman brings zantana she brings constantine because he needs to do something other than stay in the house and gamble with demons all day
neverunknown Constantine is basically Zatanna's plus one
(except for when Etrigan is there, then he's just there :/)
Batman should go to the Doom Patrol when things get weird. They're kinda pros with that sorta thing
"Not EVERYTHING can be solved with your pea shooter."
Constantine: Batman's guide to magic
Batman: Translator for Constantine to Justice League when they don't understand him
Batman translates because he has a great Butler that taught him such things
@@anthonygarcia5375 Batman translates because he's so fluent in so many languages he can understand slang in an obscure Japanese dialect as easily as if it were English
@@KarakTo Yes, but he was taught everything by his Guardian Alfred Pennyworth.
@@KRYMauL That is simply untrue. He spent years travelling the world, learning everything Alfred couldn't teach him, while Alfred remained in Gotham. His other teachers include Henry Ducard, and Ted Grant, who is also the vigilante Wildcat, and many, many others.
@@KarakTo Zatara as well; however, I'm referring to his childhood as Bruce was likely home school then traveled the world in search and learned more languages.
Whoever wrote that gag with the couch really understands how John's brain works.
Reminds me of my D&D campaign. “I throw oil at it” “It’s a Balor, you know basically a Balrog, immune to fire” “I throw oil at it.”
@@carissamace Maybe it's special oil. That's what John would say before he threw it, and he'd still say it after it made things worse.
@@carissamace "How much damage does the glass bottle that was containing the oil deal on impact?" ;)
@@Tumbleflop It counts as an improvised weapon so 1d4+STR Bludgeoning Damage, it’s non magic so divide by half. And no, using a Healing Potion bottle does not make it magic.
@@carissamace 2nd ed campaign my peasant wizard constantly called himself Bigby and wildly swung his staff screaming "feel the wrath of the staff of magus" as he cantriped the staff to glow blue, the DM rolled Intellgent checks, everyone failed and parried my wild swing not the paladin with the big fucking hammer. Finally everyone in the party (my half dragon brothers) got the shits with my character and let him face off against a Pitfiend solo when he had no spells left. Callled it as a head shot, rolled Natural 20, max damage got it to a 11 Crit to head. Instant death. at teh end of the campaign finally met mum, turns out yeah. She gave me the Staff of Magus, shame I had no clue how to use it becuase i never once cast identify on it.
1:53
“you will pay Constantine”
“Your soul will be ours”
*”get in line ya prats”*
He’s such a badass to talk back to demons so chill
This is the guy who can con the likes of Lucifer, The Specter, The Presence, and Trigon and actually get away with it with no negative consequences.
I'LL RIP YOUR BLOODY HEART OUT!
Sorry mate, I'm using that!
yea well when all 3 lords of hell have equil and valid claims on your soul the only person safer from the pit is Lobo (they sent him back cause they were affraid he would take over)
its definitely true. he has tons of "things" wanting his soul.
@@derrickhaggard he's also slept with Lucifer, mind you
Even in a kids cartoon, Constantine can't help but flirt with succubi.
My Man.
They made it work and better yet made it well in his character. That show doesn’t get enough credit.
@@shadowwriter329 Yeah, there was even an episode where Aya from "Green Lantern TAS" appeared!
@@shadowwriter329 Agreed I admit I was one of those that fell into the trap of judging it on the first impression, but every clip I see drives home how good it was.
@@SalinaMoonfall wait, that series is actually good, I suppose I should've expected it once I heard Kevin Conroy's Batman in it.
I would like but the current number of likes is perfect for this comment
Edit: it was 666
*"There is nothing more pathetic than god who begs"*
_What a savage_
Yeah that was strong
That just salt in the wound at that point.😂😅😏
I’d say the same thing to Loki whenever he pleads for mercy.
"Who the hell do you think i am? Benedict bloody Cumberbatch" this one got me xd
Was quite the Strange choice of words, wasn't it?
@@WillRennar I see what you did there
Yes it’s quite Dr. strange isn’t it ?
@@ishotudropdead stop ruining it
Sagar Rajan what the bloody hell mate
Zatana: "What do you think will set him off?"
Constantine: "My guess is the sudoku. His got two 9's on the same row"
😂😂😂
And that's funny how?
@@estebangutierrez160 I just pointed that out?
@@iveseenjc03 what the joke though?
It is a simple game but sipmple mistakes can easily make you unreasonably angry because now you have to undo a bunch of work to fix it. Definatly fun to watch it happen to someone else
If there are two of any number printed on a sudoku puzzle, it is a misprint and unsolveable. For anyone not knowing what sudoku is, its a numbers-based puzzle where, after solving it, you have the numbers 1-9 in various orders but never repeated horizontally/vertically/and within a particular 3x3 square (incidentally organized 3x3). At the beginning of every puzzle, you are given some numbers printed and the rest blank for the person to figure out. As you go up in difficulty, the fewer printed numbers are printed.
For those of you who don't know; Constantine wallows in self loathing cuz he condemned an innocent girl to eternal damnation in hell, by accident.
Well, that happends
how
Helaio exorcism gone wrong. Girl had a lesser demon trapped within her but Constantine wasn’t powerful enough to excise it himself. So he summoned a stronger demon to command it to get the lesser demon out. Then the greater demon literally tore the girl to shreds and took her soul with him to hell.
Matthew-Logan Woods is there a movie or scene that shows this
Matthew-Logan Woods damn i feel bad for him
Out of everything John does. By this point of revealing he dated Shark King. It just doesn't shock me. I'd more shocked if he dated a priest or nun but a Shark? Naw. He wasn't trying.
Frankly I am just dying over the fact the giant Man Shark is the sane choice compared to Harley.
@@CWR1701 I mean it is the sane choice of the two.
@@clairewoods1858 True...
And let's not even get into having to deal with her Ex.
@@CWR1701 harley has 'issues' also doesn't shut up about the joker so.....
For him, it was a slow Tuesday after some bottles
Fun fact: He has canonically dated King Shark. Throughout the comics, he has dated men, women, and various anthro creatures.
The very definition of violently pansexual
Man is the ultimate pansexual.
and basicly almost everyone with a connecton to magic or the supernatural
He is a man of colture
Wouldn't suprise me at this point if he tried to make a copy of himself to date
John: Oh bollocks, it's my ex!
Raven: you and Harley? Gross
John: Do I look mad?
Considering how your real ex was King Shark, yes. Yes you are.
Madder
if you ask me, he would be better off with Harley Quinn.
King Shark: 😉
@@mets2128 King Shark is a shark
So I learned recently john gets away with so much stuff because he "rides the wave of synchronousity". Which means the book of destiny changes in his benefit constantly.
More like the universe puts him in exactly the right place at the right time. So, even when he's not prepared for a fight against a certain foe, the universe makes it happen in a place where he has a way out so he can come back properly prepared. It also deflects a lot of the bad stuff that would happen to him onto other people, which is why his friends and lovers tend not to live very long.
Basically the universe loves him
If Batman has plot armor, John Constantine IS plot armor
@@Crazylom no he’s just Batman
Wait does that mean he is technically friends or has worked with two members of the endless
The fact that he acknowledged Dr. Strange as a joke that means that in this universe marvel movies are a thing
Marvel characters are mentioned alot in DC shows, it's cool hearing the references
Its the other way aswell and in one of the MCU movies (I forgot which one) someone said atleast in don't dress like a giant bat
There was also Deadpool begging to not getting in a green suit just like in Green Lantern
@@Sir-Pleiades Which for those who don't get it, the guy who played Deadpool also played the Green Lantern in said crappy Green Lantern-movie.
@@edudmodnar9137 also in eternals supermen is referenced
Can we take a moment to appreciate Batman giving Constantine a literal "Bitch excuse me" look when Constant called his grappling hook a peashooter.
Matt Ryan basically _is_ Constantine in the same way Ryan Reynolds _is_ Wade Wilson
I’ve others compare him to how he is to Constantine how RDJ is to iron man
Although, some of his Edward Kenway does slip through a few times ;)
He really brought the welsh accent to the forefront
Absolutely! If anyone else is cast as Constantine they’re gonna have a really high bar to pass.
I would say Nolan North is wade more than Ryan Reynolds is.
Constantine was born in Liverpool and is supposed to have a "Scouse" accent. I guess if you've ever heard any of the Beatles speak, that's how he is supposed to sound.
Awesome character, underused.
Same thing I’ve been saying. But could you imagine a scouser runnin about talkin to Batman and casting spells in Latin and Aramaic😂
It's quite a jump between the fairly authentic Liverpool accent, and the generically British (to Americans) one the other animated version has
Isn’t Matt Ryan Welsh
@@kreigguardsman3355 yeah, he's from Swansea, iirc
But he left the pool when he was a kid...he lived in London his entire life so it's ok if he doesn't speak in a Scouse accent. Plus Ryan is from Wales so I think he mixes accents.
But I'd love a Scouse Constantine.
"Abra- ca.....FUCKIN' Dabara..." 😂
And it didn't work. Can you believe that?
And he then settles on throwing a trash can through to window.
You would try it to
He didn't even try. I liked hearing him drop his only f-bomb tho.
*wind woshing*
“Huh…figures.”
I’m so used to hearing Matt Ryan voice Constantine that if I hear anyone else it just sounds weird. Lol
Same. Man's been playing him for like 5 years straight now. LOL!
Agreed
@@JessRansdellSmith 7
Matt Ryan: The only man who exists as the same character in two different universes
Everytime I hear Matt Ryan’s voice all I hear is Edward fucking Kenway
I do love that Constantine thinks that having Harley Quin as a partner is more insane than having King Shark as a boyfriend.
Evidently it's his sense of humour that got Constantine in bed, after all he had a multi years long gag going of only saying "King Shark is a shark" and broke it right at the end with Boomer on the assumption that if they didn't all die, no one would ever believe him.
@@fullirishham1015 damn, with that kind of commitment no wonder he bedded constantine! Its also decently clear they're still friends, as king shark wouldnt have winked if they wernt.
@@MrMoron-qn5rx I like to think that King shark probably charmed the literal pants off of Constantine. Cause I can definitely see him doing that.
He's kinda right
The great quotes of John Constantine :
"Oh shit its my ex"
Bollocks*
@imalexthedancer same thing 😂
I love that Matt Ryan is the only actor in DC projects so far that’s still playing his role. Animated or Not, Matt is the best adaptation of Constantine considering there’s only been one other actor to play the live action role
He’s one of those characters that Cartoon Network knows what their limits are because of him
Lmao
Pop him in DCSHG
Let see how that goes can’t wait
Watching a film where most of JL are killed and I laugh at John dating King Shark because it was too hilarious. It was the best and most remebral part of the film.
I totally agree with you. When I first saw the scene I thought, "How does that work??", then my mind immediately went to, "Oh My God he dated a fucking shark!!!!". Now whenever I see Constantine I always make fun of the fact that he dated a shark, ignoring anything else except that one thought.
@@arizows5516 im pretty sure he has dated weirder things
The ending was well deserved.
The part where he was beating those demon dogs with a tire iron instead of just "magic them away" fucking killed me. John here, with an unknown number of dark arts and powerful enough to insult demons, yet he just pulls out a tire iron.
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
@@julianvenegas642 🎶'Tire Iron in his fist'🎶
Demon's Three: "Your soul will be ours!"
First of the Fallen: *Coughs and motions towards the end of a LONG line.*
Did... Did he just use magic to summon a beer?
Of course he did
No, I think it's whisky.
And this surprises you
"Is that a sword in your chest or are you just glad to see me?"
Pffft John gives no fucks whatsoever
Who else wants John Constantine in a Mortal Kombat or Injustice game?
John Constantine for Injustice 3.
@@derrickhaggard if the leaks that happened awhile ago then he will be along with Etrigan the demon
Thats actually such a cool fucking idea
Oh my lord
Him in Mortal Kombat
Would be legendary
I can just imagine him summoning a demon for his fatality
think he would be fun in injustice
John Constantine is like a magical batman (always prepared, tactical genius) with a side of Joseph joestar (razor sharp wit, unbelievably lucky, ready willing and able to cheat to win), and a sprinkling of Rick Sanchez (knowledge only comparable to self loathing, almost never fully sober, knows how the universe really works)
Joseph is lucky sure, but is he "rides the waves of fate" lucky? Where time, space and reality bend for him?
Maybe, maybe....
@@hotlinechernobyl5157 did you forget the part where he sent the ultimate lifeform flying into space with the help of a vulcano? Also spoiler warning:
Joseph is not only one of the luckyest people alive, he outlifed Jotaro and Jolene, his grandson and great granddaughter respectively
Well said, but I would call him more of a magic Rick Sanchez, since Rick also stays prepared for anything and has a tactical genius, the only difference being Rick is a man of science and John a man of magic
Pranav Ramsaha but the Joseph joestar still applies
Constantine D Aurum. Fun Fact: Aurum is Latin for Gold, and is my favorite Element/Mineral. A pleasure to meet you, Monsieur Aurum
"Get in line ya prats..." has got to be the best combination of a putdown, and resignation to your fate I've ever heard... 😂
Constatine is my fucking favorite man even though he dabbles in magic all his real problems are still grounded in a relatable way for an adult.
Superman: We need him.
John vocally belches.
Raven: ... We're doomed.
Gods! I was already laughing when he burped, but Raven's line really made that hi-haw-larious!
It's scary when Raven of all people is worried.
"Yeah, I know. After asking for Marvel character ideas I come back with this. I can't help myself~"
I can see why: he is far more entertaining than Dr. Strange, Nico Minoru, and Brother Voodoo will ever be.
Comic book Nico is cool. Television Nico, not so much.
@@caidenlipoth1247 speaking of Dr strange he did mention benedict Cumberbatch once in this vid
I still can’t believe he got with King Shark I died🤣
Gay?
He's bi I believe
@@blankdreaming correct, even the comics implied he played for both teams, he dated both Zatana and one of her ex boyfriends.
Rigel Smith BI ICON HELL YEAH!!
@@redalert923 He´s been bi from the beginning in the comics.
This man has more comebacks than a sports movie
If that's true how come he is played by Matt Ryan? (Sports joke for those who are uninitiated).
"Even deities can be wrong that how we got the appendix, Neanderthals, and reality tv". That is gold
John has the hardest working liver In the DC universe
Edit:Ok, drinking contest, rick Sanchez, bo ri cho(mortal combat), John Constantine, yami(black clover), who would win?
Edit again: due to popular demand I am including the demo man from tf2
Edit again again: no magic, science, or cheating. Just pure, natural, resilience
Edit again again again: its till you pass out, idk how yall do drinking games but it's not to the death. Winner is the last person conscious
Agreed. His liver's probably has powerful as Superman's lol.
I read that as he is the hardest working liver in the DC Universe
Rick Sanchez is to science as John Constantine is to magic
In the comics, nothing can kill him. Including his own cancer.
He’s probably fine.
@@vongolagear I read from a comment in a john constantine video once that in the comments three of the ruling demons of hell want his soul and if he ever dies, those three will fight over john's soul leaving hell vulnerable to heaven's forces. Is that true?
2:30 did he just reference Benedict Cumberbatch who plays Dr Strange for the Marvel Cinematic Universe
when the 4th wall breaks
@Roboute Guilliman doesnt he already have a suit like iron man's
@Roboute Guilliman Batman does have exoskeletons and armours, it is just that most of the time he does not need them.
@Roboute Guilliman Because that is what he needs, Gotham is not a place where a warsuit would help. Ironman can fight criminals, but Batman fights crime, and for that he usually doesn't need exoskeletons and suits of armour.
I like the thought of places with superheros having hero themed content. This line kinda sealed that thought for me. Imagine members of the JL discussing the marvel movies together. Thatd be kinda cool
When you look at his dating history, anyone wonder if Constantine slept with Lucifer Morningstar(prior to that brief cameo/crossover) and that's why Lucy seemed like a bitter ex toward him?(then again, everyone is a bitter ex of John's)
I thought about that too, but if that were case there would a lot less animosity between them, and I have some very good reasons as to why they _didn’t_ sleep together;
*1.* When Lucifer appeared in the crossover, it took place long before he met Chloe Decker, and we all know that before Chloe, Lucifer participated in little more than meaningless sex. He would have no qualms about sleeping with John, and even asking if he was up for round two.
*2.* I haven’t seen much of Constantine (though he’s quickly becoming one of my favorite characters), but it looks like, excluding Desmond, he also has a lot of meaningless sex. He actually reminded me of Lucifer a bit. A little broken, a little self-deprecating, and a lot horny. Anyway, I doubt if he and Luci had slept together there would be any hard feelings between them _(pun very much intended)_ .
*3.* Constantine is a demon-hunting wizard, and Lucifer is- well- _Lucifer_ , the _actual devil_ , as they’ve said many times in the show. Those things _do not_ mix, and I feel it was sort of a mutual thing that they didn’t have sex. Just because both are partially sexually fluid doesn’t mean they have to jump every semi-attractive person they see. Sometimes it’s just not the right time or place.
*4.* In the crossover, Lucifer mentions that he owes Constantine “for Maze”. I think it’s way more likely that John found her a vessel, gave her some sort of permanent, solid form, or glamoured her face (because it’s got two sides). Something magic-y that Lucifer couldn’t have done himself.
@@sarcasticnotsad5155 You are right on almost everything except for your no 3.
Constantine is not a demon hunter. While his job as an exorcist and esoterical adventurer/treasure hunter often bring him to Kill/track/dispatch demons, he pretty much doesn't care, and allied with some as often. He bear no specific disdain for demon, or personal vengeance. He is far too Cynical. Moreover, he already have banged mutliple demons. Like, all the time.
Plus, Concerning Constantine specifically, he pretty much DOES jump everything, or rather anything, he is offered to. The only time he would push an offer would be if either he sniff a trap or if said realtion would have particularly negative effect on him or the other person. The rest of the time, it's a f*ckfest. Litteraly.
He won't bang while duoing something else, agreed, but that's pretty much the line.
..I get the mental image of John appearing and saying "'Ey Lucy, I'm 'ome!" :-)
Umm Constantine never had sex with Samael(Lucifer)
But I think Lucifer may have sex with Zatanna.
I feel like more problems could be solved by ramming it with a couch.
With a couch or on a couch?
@@shaesullivan Both.
10:34 I love the pause in hesitation John has, like he’s considering it. Yet he chose the cold logical outcome, in the end one of the girls would be still damned, but saving Trish means finally killing the demon. Still sad the other girl couldn’t be saved, which makes it really heartbreaking for John.
I think the thing that tipped the balance qas the amount of people that would be helped by saving Trish. Either option would have saved a girl and helped atleadt one person, but one was a selfish option that could risk Nergal getting away and dooms his friend's daughter, where as saving the daughter basically seals the other girls fate but also ensures Nergal's defeat. Certainly not an easy choice either way admittedly
Matt Ryan is the definitive Constantine. I was so upset when I found out his live action series was cancelled. They definitely should bring him back as John
They did in 1 arrow episode I think season 4 and in dcs legends of tomorrow
Reaccuring in season 3 and main cast season 4-6or7
"Unconsecrated, otherwise I'll have a hard time setting foot in there". Remember if you piss off John run to a consecrated Church it'll give you several minutes of life XP.
''Well cant you just i dont know?! Magic them away??''
John: Who the hell do you think i am? DOCTOR BLOODY STRANGE?
2:26 Well, can't you just, I don't know, magic them away?
Who the hell do you think I am? Benedict Bloody Cumberbatch ?
This got me hard 😂😂😂
Careful how you say that, lol
careful man the kids are watching
lmao
Bow chicka bow wow
This is why I had to stop binge watching rvb for a week
oohh bad choice of words
be careful next time
Constantine taught me that the best response to mind-shattering horror is dry sarcasm
Be more like Constantine (except for when he does exorcisms)
"You cheated!"
"Technically, we both cheated. I just did it better."
Perfect summary of John Constantine.
A bit of a bummer we didn't get his best one during the pub scene.
He recognizes Superman, he punches him, hurts his wrist and says "Now you've done it"
5:23
Personal Favorite. I mean, if he doesn't know a spell, brute force seems to do the trick.
Honestly, it was worth a shot
Where's the line in justice league dark apokolips where he said
"can't even be a corpse in piece wanking destiny can go bugger itself"
that the onr with the vorrupted league members?
Abraca-fucking-dabra... I can't think of a more Constantine line, lol
Bullocks
6:04
11:00
Matt ryan is toooo good as John constantine 😍😍😍😍😍
He is also the coolest Assassin in assassin's creed (Black Flag)
If Edward Kenway and John Constantine both got into the same game or movie, it would be the best thing of all time. Yeah I know it would be impossible, but you know what? I stopped trying to figure out was possible and impossible in DC a long time ago.
6:05 Abraca... fookin dabra
He looked so mad when he said the last part bruh
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like Abraca-Fuck-You better.
😂😂 I love the face he makes when he says “fuckin dabra”
I said it before, I'll say it again. Batman is the best of the non-magic group, Constantine is the best of the magic group.
I love Jhon but best in the magic group is a stretch especially considering that he has to compete with Dr Fate, the spectre and the bloody presence itself
This video explains why he is like my favorite DC character
Rohan 😳
Same!!!
I absolutely love this version of Constantine
I love how Matt Ryan insists on playing Constantine,guys is amazing
John Constantine had his own live action movie. He was played by Keanu Reeves. (I probably spelled that wrong)
Edit: I forgot to mention that movie was made in 2005. (He got another one in 2014/15)
The old tv commercial for that movie is actually where I got the idea for the song from.
Keanu Reeves
That movie isn’t bad but it doesn’t feel like the John constantine in this video or the comics,
@@lassehoffmann625 I just treat it as an alt - universe version of Constantine. Bizarrely, Keanu's version looks nothing like Constantine in the comics, but he *does* look a lot like Pete Wisdom, who's kind of Marvel's version of Constantine, except he's a mutant, not a warlock.
So there's that...
@@steventhomas2856 Lmao wait until the new constantine show releases, they already announced that they are race swapping Constantine and making him black, (likely along with superman too), and even worst is they said they are moving away from the occult and religious side and going into a horror vibe, already know they will absolutely fuck up this legendary character, wont even bother watching
"do I look mad"
you're from Liverpool so yeah.
"Is that a sword in your chest or are you just happy to see me"
Remember, this guy had a serious relationship with King Shark.
just saying.
No one said it was serious.
@@HighLordoftheBathroom if it was just a hookup or something, why did he call it an ex?
Constantine, while he is one of the coolest characters ever, seeing raven that broken and in that much pain broke my heart when I seen apokolips war for the first time and also seeing starfire literally in two pieces
Seeing a drunk John is so funny reminds me of the time I was drunk and was yelling gibberish to people in online mortal kombat gamer
That's something I'd love to see 😂
*Balthazar:* Fire? I was born of this.
*John Constantine:* How's Mammon crossing over, you half-breed piece of shit?
[Constantine tosses Holy Water on Balthazar’s face dissolving his human skin.]
*Balthazar:* That’s better. All natural.
[Chokes Constantine against a wall]
*Balthazar:* You can do it. You're stronger than this. Think of Hennessy. Think of Beeman. This bastard killed them. You're not going to let him get away with that, are you?
*Balthazar:* Don't fight it, Johnny Boy, enjoy it.
[Constantine reaches for his gold knuckleduster and smashes it hard against the demon side of Balthazar's face until he lands on a table.]
*Balthazar:* We'll see you very soon.
*Constantine:* Not really, no.
*Balthazar:* You can't cheat it this time. You’re going back to hell.
*Constantine:* True, but you’re not. [Constantine reaches for a Bible in his jacket.]
*Balthazar:* What are you doing?
*John Constantine:* I'm reading you your last rites. [opens his Bible]
*Balthazar:* Spare me your remedial incantations.
*John Constantine:* You do know what it is to truly be forgiven? To be welcomed into the Kingdom of God. Demon in heaven.
[anoints Balthazar's forehead with holy water]
*John Constantine:* I'd love to be a fly on that wall.
*Balthazar:* You're not a priest. You have no power.
*John Constantine:* Just tell me how Mammon is crossing over and you can go back to your shithole!
[Balthazar doesn’t respond]
*John Constantine:* Okay, Bally, enjoy it.
[begins reading from the Bible]
*John Constantine:* In nomine Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.
*John Constantine:* [Places his hand over Balthazar] May God have mercy on you, and grant you the pardon of all your sins. Whosesoever sins you remit on Earth, they are remitted unto them in Heaven.
[Balthazar squirms]
*John Constantine:* How's he doing it?
*Balthazar:* No... I can't.
*John Constantine:* [louder] Grant your child entry into thy kingdom! In the name of the Father, and the Son, and the Holy Spirit! Amen!
*Balthazar:* [shouts] Sangre de Dio! The blood of God!
*John Constantine:* He found it.
*Balthazar:* Whatever killed the Son of God will give birth to the Son of the Devil.
*John Constantine:* [closes the Bible] By the way... you have to **ask** for absolution to be forgiven... asshole.
That movie was fun at times
@@kreigguardsman3355 heheheheh
"Wrong. I expect the worst so I prepare for the worst and when the worst happens. I'm ready. But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world." Probably my favorite quote :)
And people think British guys are dorks
They do😂?
Who lmao?
@@Tidepod_Prince ikr
they are adorable dorks
Bollocks
That reaction when John sees King Shark winking at him was priceless.
The voice actors behind the demons that Constantine cheated at poker against remind me of the Orc Captains from Shadow of War lol.
The leader (the one blasted in the eyes by the ice dagger) is definitely one, can’t say for sure about the other two
1:28 "Constantine was hit by an accent exaggerated spell..." Dude Constantine is from England
Basically what Batman meant was John was hit by a spell that caused him to speak in a exaggerated version of a British accent, instead of the normal British accent.
@@derrickhaggard still
@@derrickhaggard so basically it turned his accent from British to
Bri 'ish?
@@MugdhaMahdiShams Pretty much. To be more specific the spell made John talk in the exaggerated version of a British Accent that's commonly seen in American films depicting British life, instead of the actual British accent.
@@derrickhaggard There's no such thing as a British accent, the typical one you hear is queens english (think james bond) which is usually from upper class people in south london. The character of Constantine is from liverpool so has a scouse accent which is usually quite hard to understand for Americans so they don't use it. The "exageration" is to sound more scouse. Matt Ryan who plays constantine is Welsh so different accent again.
I love how he’s crazy enough to talk back to, insult, and threaten angels, demons, and literal gods but not crazy enough to date Harley
I love the one where he gets pissed at magic for making him sober
As somebody from Liverpool, I can tell you that an accent exaggerator would absolutely not turn a man from Merseyside cockney (and the idea would be kind of offensive to anyone there actually.) It would just make all the vowels comically long. A really, really broad scouse accent would potentially get mistaken for Brummie.
Constantine for Injustice 3
He's Dr. Fates' replacement.
"There's nothing pathetic than a God who begs."
Simple, true, yet has so much meaning
9:54
The best thing about John Constantine is that one minute, he’s kicking ass and next minute, he’s making a fool out of himself.
"Aaand I'm sobar again, magic can be such a bitch.."
Lights cigarette
Inhales
Exhales
I know the feeling johnny boy..
I wish they added some of the Live Action Constantine from Legends of Tomorrow. Same voice actor anyways
“That Irishman there is a leprechaun”
“Sorry r u serious or racist”
“Both, Love”
“Nah, Americans don’t say rubbish. They say “That was absolute garbage, I’m American, soccer, yardstick, ranch dressing, w e a s e l””
“Well, if you’ve got a problem with me, pie-face.” (Forgot the thing)
“But *insert place* is too north for that muppet”
Just a few of my favorite lines from my favorite legend 🙂
In the hands of a master a lute is a formidable weapon. Just like at Sting mate.
@@cunningsmile4166
And my all-time favorite: “BoLlOcKs”
0:27 this is the only magic trick I ever want to learn
What no interest in the portal to a room full of succubi spell?
@@alexandercross9081 Are you kidding? No man can last long against three literal sex demons.
Alcohol summoning is perfect for every occasion.
@@jasonsilvernail1450 fair enough, maybe pair with a Bears Endurance Spell as well
@@jasonsilvernail1450 because they drain you drain
BRO SAME
Dang. This is the fastest that any video of mine hit a thousand views. Thanks, everyone.
Don't know why TH-cam recomended me this, never been much of a fan of dc, never heard of this character before until now....
And now i wanna know more about him, he looks cool
He is
Fun
9:55 alternative line: I cast fist
Constantine is just magical Batman, compared to other sorcerer's like Zatanna he might as well be powerless when it comes to offense but he has a plan for everyone and if he doesn't he'll come up with one. The power of the mind is limitless
He has tony Stark Sarcasm, batman intellect and Dr strange magic
Don't write him off completely in the main comics his power shifts with each writer I mean he literally created a miniature sun to power down a rampaging vampire also for context in DC comics the sun doesn't kill vampires just weaken them
11:45 I geniunelly think Constantine got that book just for that.
Of course he did
John Constantine is my spirit animal
Love how they included him in Action despite being a kid show.
John Constantine and King Shark. Now that's a story i wanna see.
So Constantines just having a pint at the Winchester and waiting for this to blow over
A movie with Constantine and Dr Fate is all I need
That music segment from 0:27 to 1:18 is so great it deserves to be an AMV if extended
John Constantine is basically the doctor dolittle for the entire super natural world. Zantanna, etragen and doctor fate all respect him.
"he was hit by an accent-exaggerator spell" i cant anymore that writings too good
Went from scouse to Scottish. Rough.
"Who the hell you think i am? Benedict bloody Cumberbatch?"
Did he just throw shade on Doctor Strange? Daaaaaamn.
Constantine, Etrigan and Alfred are DCs best British characters and the only three to get any real screen time
I think Constantine would be scared of Alfred.