@@ashishkumarnayak3368da fuq u talking bout my man? The term keeper comes from fishing, when you get a good fish youre gonna keep and take home you say "thats a keeper". Bros brain is stunted
The complete natural impossibility of a movie-like zombie apocalypse aside... If you were to find yourself in one after dumping your designated zombie apocalypse getaway pilot, you'd probably feel like a complete tool.
@@devvasudwivedi2051 Idk, man. She's not really my type of woman on a physical level, but I love her sense of humour. Then again, I also have a messed up sense of humour.
@@smokinlion8889 Complete toolbag that has probably never touched a woman without paying for it 👆 P.S. you even used the word wrong, we'd have to be posting this somewhere likely for her to see it to be 'simping' SMFH 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@G82unknown You just spoke of the love of my life as if she is an item to be bought or sold!!!! But, since she is in charge of Weapons and Ammo, I shall not be the one you must appease.
@@4th_Disciplespoken like a man who's favorite meal is pure garbanzo hummus with no garlic, no salt, no lemon, just chickpea paste and ambient humidity
@fermisurface2616Honestly? You're just jealous you ain't got a chance. That's it. You're hating on something you want so badly. So what if in your opinion she's faking it! She's hot! She's got it down! And you ain't getting it! Do better.
🙋♂️ I don’t. She’s mildly attractive but everything else about her is unappealing. Her struggling to speak fluidly, a bit awkward but not too bad, seems like it’s an act. Also, why do I get the feeling she knows nothing about weapons and ammo? Also, in case you don’t realize, these conversations are scripted. They have the idea of what they’re going to talk about, she’s no where near this clever, witty, spontaneous, or fun I bet.
Chopper Pilot has been the MC once successfully...let's leave it that way... the more screen time she gets the better...MCs make themselves but everyone should be aiming to lift everyone up...apart from nerd helicopter pilots
@@shacktime depends what kind of shit it is. If it's a hard one, you can always go around and around. But if it's soft one, well... It spreads like...shit.
@@shacktimeHumans are capable of compromising and improvising. If we lack such skill, there isn't another brain until we have another Einstein on our hands and in heart. It's the idea of understanding between like-minds. And trust me, nowadays its rare, even between gender.
Plenty of women are like this. They are just conditioned or trained to be réplicas of one another due to societal beauty standards. Many women hide this part of themselves as they would be looked at as “crazy” or even a “tomboy” which we were told was a bad things as young girls. That’s why these interests are hidden. I know a lot of girls that love horror movies & gaming. They act scared during the movie as a condition for the man they are with. Not all either, just using an example here.
As funny as it is in the moment, the novelty and constant personality would eventually start to annoy most logical adults. Not hateful, it's just reality.
@@shannonstewart7952you just made the MOST ignorant statement on this thread. All Constitutional Amendments and Rights have limitations. The 2nd Amendment has limits (SCOTUS - DC v. Heller with Scalia opinion) just like the 1st Amendment does (perjury, slander, libel, lying to police, hate speech, etc).
You forgot the part she is beautiful and actually funny. People already know she is playing. Doesn't apply to average real life awkward people. Don't get fooled.
It's important to be direct and own what you're doing, even if it's awkward. As long as you're not being a psychopath, usually the only one who can determine if a mannerism is okay or not--is you. Guide others towards your awkwardness, and suddenly you're not even considered awkward.
@@subhuman3408 Go ahead and intentionally conflate the struggles of neuro-diverse people with Pretty Privilege, because lets face it, the one thing they need more of is bullying.
@@erich7662quite a lot of women with "masculine" traits it's almost like anybody can be into whatever the fuck they want and it's the people who obsess about what other people can and cant like that are the weirdos. Who woulda guessed
@jasonpreston2703 not "masculine"; it's masculine. Also yes agreed your obsession is quiiite weird, getting all triggered over strangers, touch grass 😂😂
She is my girlfriend. And let me tell ya - behind closed doors, when she's not in character, she's really rather boring and predictable. Very rarely gives me a proper blowie. Usually just a few slurps to get it wet enough to slide in. Shame really. X
I’d like a few of them. Not sure my best could take it but I’d sure like to give it a shot!!! If I go, at least people can say, “ be died doing what me loved, and fortunately for him, he came and went at the same time”!!!😂😂😂
I have a very close friend and one day we started watching the whole Mork and Mindy series. She looked at me blankly and pointed. "That's you!" I just thought that was so funny.
I’ve only heard of her and April Ludwig cause random people would tell me I remind them of her so I had to google her 😅 now I can see the resemblance and I thank her everyday for her heroic act of doing the dead pan voice expression humor thing so it’s more socially acceptable now I don’t get insulted anymore 😅
She's one in a billion...a real keeper...😊
What's a keeper?
@@samyjoseph4798my guy doesnt know goals are scored with keeper in the box
she's one in 8 billion, actually 🤣 🤣
Absolutely no homo💯💯💯
@@ashishkumarnayak3368da fuq u talking bout my man?
The term keeper comes from fishing, when you get a good fish youre gonna keep and take home you say "thats a keeper".
Bros brain is stunted
If she decided you're the one flying the both of you through a zombie apocalypse, she has basically proposed to you.
The complete natural impossibility of a movie-like zombie apocalypse aside... If you were to find yourself in one after dumping your designated zombie apocalypse getaway pilot, you'd probably feel like a complete tool.
But heli pilot always dies, doesn’t he??
Isn't this the reason Bill Burr learned to fly a chopper?
Exactly
She’s literally planned out her life with this man in her Apocalypse scenario she has in her head lol 😂
"Because I'm in charge of weapons and ammo..." She's got a whole plan and everything 😂😂😂😂
And the minigun.
What if something happens to him in the course of their escape? She'll be screwed. That's why she should also learn to fly a helicopter.
@@Grimjr7 Like.. fighting it with her bare hands?
She's playing a part. She doesn't know what a squirt gun looks like
@@topogigio7031You don't know Aubrey then! Stop hatin. She the real deal
She’s the kind of woman that makes everything day better
Everyone's *
She means this so much, I wonder if she even liked this guy.
@@SouthwestUberlady
Shush and drive uber girl.
Everything day!? Ha awesome..
@@thedude3291Shush? texanguy7181 needs to learn proper grammar! So you shush...
Her dry and often morbid sense of humor is why she is such a gem and loved by so many people!! Great wit!!
She is loved for being pretty, otherwise this same morbid sense of humor would land her as the industry weirdo.
@@devvasudwivedi2051 Idk, man. She's not really my type of woman on a physical level, but I love her sense of humour. Then again, I also have a messed up sense of humour.
@@BullyMaguire5407her sense of humor is the only reason I like her
I mean she is weird and hot. That’s pretty awesome 😂
True, Conan always makes her break a smile though
She replied like he asked a stupid question. 😂
To be fair, she never specified if she provided the helicopter. That’s pretty important. (But does it really matter? You can just steal one.)
How? She gave a clear answer & didn't ridicule him or anything....
I mean....he did.
It kinda is. You can’t be the gunner and the pilot at the same time. It’s common sense.
@@ccvcharger thank you; it's not like she said "drone pilot," and...even then...
The way she tries to fight back her smile is just so attractive
virgin
why are you being weird bro
Simp
@@GroteGlon Let's be honest. We've seen worse comments on TH-cam.
@@stevens4492 yup
She is one of the masters of deadpan humor...she's awesome.
I have a feeling he really meant it
She lost it after the weapons and ammo
I don't think she was joking. Not one bit. That's how we all should be thinking. FOR REAL
Haven't heard deadpan Used in a while.
She's the right amount of insane
Where is the world heading?
@@spaceindian3769democrats communist one party rule
Now that is a woman you will never have a dull day with. What a treasure.
I hope i meet a woman with a similar personality some day. I'll marry her, even if she has one eye and 3 teeth.
nope. She's extremelly dull. Her jokes are only funny because you don't live with her
Simps 👆🏻
@@smokinlion8889 Complete toolbag that has probably never touched a woman without paying for it 👆
P.S. you even used the word wrong, we'd have to be posting this somewhere likely for her to see it to be 'simping' SMFH 🤡🤡🤡🤡
@@smokinlion8889 your mom lmao 🤣
Yes, definitely a woman you want with you through a "Walking Dead" situation. . . She's a keeper
Weapons and ammo.... MARRY ME!
Lol
Jay. Adams, 😆😆😆😆
Lmfao!👋😂👍
Rock, paper, scissors for her?
@@G82unknown You just spoke of the love of my life as if she is an item to be bought or sold!!!! But, since she is in charge of Weapons and Ammo, I shall not be the one you must appease.
This woman is a national treasure.
We don't need another dumb national treasure we've already got Kamala Harris
Treasure for National Autistic society maybe
@@4th_Disciplespoken like a man who's favorite meal is pure garbanzo hummus with no garlic, no salt, no lemon, just chickpea paste and ambient humidity
And that says a lot about the nation
Who was she dating?
Weird part is, she’s not joking.
Thats a funny way to spell "Best"
Even weirder than the fact you had to point it out
@@mikescott3414 "better"*
I can never tell when she is joking
Not at all.
Her interviews have NEVER disappointed me. Never.
I need a woman who has their end of world priorities in check like this.
I'm wit u on that one
I've been preparing for the end of the world.
since I realized that the world was going to hell the second I turned 5. 9/11 happened when I was 5
What you need is a job.
She's in on creating the problems!
😂😂
She is and will always be 10 steps ahead from others
My girl got her priorities straight
Pathetic hollyweirdo answer 😂
Ikr so hot to hear a woman talk like this lol 😂. My girl could care less about prepping for SHTF
@@masteryofself9329because it's not real
straight for real? she should fly while he shoot unless he is useless
She ain’t your girl you bum
She is simply perfect
Her sense of humor is just perfect
She's the perfect example of 'just be yourself'
Nah, shes the perfect example of how to make money in US, acting stupid... shoulder to shoulder with Adam Sandler...
She's the perfect example of 'just be hot'
@fermisurface2616Honestly? You're just jealous you ain't got a chance. That's it. You're hating on something you want so badly. So what if in your opinion she's faking it! She's hot! She's got it down! And you ain't getting it! Do better.
@fermisurface2616 how do you know this
@fermisurface2616 What are you so mad about?
She is not a wife , she is THE wife
@@giakolou2876 nah she’s the one who’s had better than those who want her
She's out of every guy's league.
If she talks to you at all take the W.
😂
😂😂😂
this.
She's a keeper.
Aubrey Plaza is a treasure. And seriously needs to be in Wednesday season 2, as a lost Addams cousin or something.
have you seen her in Emily the Criminal? No makeup in many scenes..
Agree
That show ended up sucking by the end. Who thought it would be good to take out Tim Burton?
Calm down
Yessssss!!!!!! Brilliant idea.
I freaking love Aubrey. What a dry sense of humor. Never a dull moment with her around
I don't think she was joking.
Really? Dude its old as fuck. Every single thing she says is in this boring monotone voice. Fucking overrated
She’s also smoking hot soooo there’s that too.
She definitely wasn't joking.
If Bill Murray were female.😂
“Aubrey, the question was ‘How was your day?’”
😂
“New choice”
She’s literally perfect. National Treasure
Lets be honest. We all love her.
I dunno, sluts arent rly my cup of tea
nope cant love hollywood plastic....
🙋♂️ I don’t. She’s mildly attractive but everything else about her is unappealing. Her struggling to speak fluidly, a bit awkward but not too bad, seems like it’s an act. Also, why do I get the feeling she knows nothing about weapons and ammo? Also, in case you don’t realize, these conversations are scripted. They have the idea of what they’re going to talk about, she’s no where near this clever, witty, spontaneous, or fun I bet.
@@Arto343434please do others a favor and never go to a party
@@r0conscious Or to a restaurant. Or to the library. Or on vacation. Or anywhere, actually.
She's honestly a gem
She's gorgeous. Love her sense of humor too
Treasure girl. There is no another like her.
This woman can play wednesdays future self.
I see the vision 👌😌🔥
She would make a perfect Wednesday
Totally 😂
That's the greatest idea
😂🤣
I love how she’s always permanently in the mode of a kid trying to lie to their parents as they go 😂
So basically, an actor lying, I mean, acting to a crowd/audience? Lol
That’s a great way of explaining her.😅
Exactly
: improv beginnings
@@marvelouspersona Ok. No wonder.
She just radiates sexiness!😊
Bro, you've gotta love a woman who makes you the main character! 😂
Indeed
The one shooting the gun is usually the main character
@@TheBacontarian That's a different story lol
@Mike Chin depends, because if the MC is on the gun, the chopper is going down eventually... but if MC is on Chopper, then you get to live
Chopper Pilot has been the MC once successfully...let's leave it that way... the more screen time she gets the better...MCs make themselves but everyone should be aiming to lift everyone up...apart from nerd helicopter pilots
She would be the best partner ever
Hahaha! Was thinking the same thing
Girlfriend. Stop being a coward and admit there is only 2 genders.
Dibs for the choice of when is my turn to attempt to court her and make her my bride😅😅😘
You don't know anything about her.
She would be the worst partner ever. She’s such a good actor you’d never know what she was up to.
'Aubrey is genuinely unhinged in real life' -Anna Kendrick
😂
I don’t doubt it. She’s fantastically unhinged
And that’s why we love her.
And she's like a father figure to Anna.
Well. From Kendrick, that is great praise.
And she owns it 😂
I love this girl and her sense of humor .
She's got it all worked out 😅
Uhhh… except if the whole world goes to shit there won’t be anywhere to escape to🤷🏼♂️
@@shacktime depends what kind of shit it is. If it's a hard one, you can always go around and around. But if it's soft one, well... It spreads like...shit.
@@lvcixn Cute. But wrong. No complex life will survive the fallout that comes with the collapse of human civilization.
@@shacktimeHumans are capable of compromising and improvising.
If we lack such skill, there isn't another brain until we have another Einstein on our hands and in heart.
It's the idea of understanding between like-minds. And trust me, nowadays its rare, even between gender.
I love how expressive she can be while being so inexpressive lmao
That might be Asperger's or autism but you do you queen
@@jackknife4547 asperger's is autism you goof
@@jackknife4547 or just the fact that she is an actress what do you think?
Maybe it's because she had a stroke at 20, but I'm not sure.
@@jackknife4547meow
The world needs more women like this.
Plenty of women are like this. They are just conditioned or trained to be réplicas of one another due to societal beauty standards. Many women hide this part of themselves as they would be looked at as “crazy” or even a “tomboy” which we were told was a bad things as young girls. That’s why these interests are hidden. I know a lot of girls that love horror movies & gaming. They act scared during the movie as a condition for the man they are with. Not all either, just using an example here.
Foolishness😂
yes, because i need one too
also needs more men like this
She is so witty and funny. Love this gal!
Every woman: I have no plan.
Aubrey: That's because I own them all.
Bro😂😂😂😂😂
No❤
W comment fr...
Everyone needs a friend like her.
No straight guy is gonna stay friends with her for very long
wife like her
this woman is a weapon..
@@pitah846simp alert 😂😂😂😂😂
As funny as it is in the moment, the novelty and constant personality would eventually start to annoy most logical adults.
Not hateful, it's just reality.
Congrats to Aubrey on actually catching conan off guard and giving him the most genuine spontaneous laugh he ever had on his own show
Norm gave Conan the most genuine laughs.
@@nursegilbey agreed I stand corrected
@@dah4817Bill Burr also catches that man off guard a lot
Let's just say that there were only a few talents that were able to get true genuine reactions from Conan.
You know that what they are saying in those kind of shows is scripted, right? She never gave anyone helicopter lesson, it's all made up
I hope there are more women like Aubrey. What a wonderful lady!
I'm in charge of weapons and ammo! Because of course she is 😂😂😂
Yeah, that's a perfect GF right there!
@@jackandblaze5956 if they ever did a remake of Tremors she'd be perfect as the wife of the husband and wife team with the military arsenal on hand 🤣
While politically supporting the gun grabbers
@@shannonstewart7952you just made the MOST ignorant statement on this thread. All Constitutional Amendments and Rights have limitations. The 2nd Amendment has limits (SCOTUS - DC v. Heller with Scalia opinion) just like the 1st Amendment does (perjury, slander, libel, lying to police, hate speech, etc).
@@BringFactsOrBackAwaySlow where did i say that
She's cool asf and someone that sounds fun to talk to.
I rated your comment as terrible because youtube asked me to. I'm sorry.
Yeah, reminded me of when Bill Burr was always talking about getting a helicopter for the zombie apocalypse
She’s a National treasure
I wanna fly
Nicholas Cage agrees with your comment 😎
I am already and can be your chef and massage
Therapist any day
She's the 8th wonder of the world😊
How is she a national treasure?? She's a Lefty - they're "Anti-gunns", remember?? 😅
She is so awesome!!
Knowing Aubrey’s sense of humor, it’s hard to tell if a story is legit or bullshit
Reading your comments make me laugh out loud. Same as me thinking like your words😂😂😂😂
I think most of her stories are both, which is why they're always so entertaining.
@@jomidiam a little bit of both
It's a simple rule: never tell the truth.
Knowing her style, it could be both in some weird (well duh) way 😄
She is THE MOST attractive actress solely because of her personality lol She is the biggest catch a man could ever reel in.
For guys who are the male version of her yes.
Lack of personality is why I love her!
God I love this beautiful lady 😍 she's in charge of weapons and ammo ❤️
There's nothing I love more than a "them" that's so unique, and I wish all of us girls could be that good, don't you think?
She's so beautiful & crazy. Every guys dream girl and worst nightmare rolled into one😂😂😂
This girl is GOLD ! ❤❤❤
The conversations between Aubrey and Conan are always funny. But his constant look of bewilderment at the things she says are even funnier.
His look got me xD when everyone's laughing and it pans over to his straight face, with the look of utter surprise plastered all over it 😂
its her straight face 4 me.😂
I dunno I find her gay face pretty hot too.
😂
She had a stroke in college and can't really move parts of her face... but yeah, it just worked out anyways.
@@Merble Now her strait face is even funnier with this knowledge. Now if only she were gay; her straight face would be deadly hilarious.
Aubrey knows how to generate excitement in a subtle manner. It's a gift.
She is a treasure. Has an unmatched ability to ad lib and keep a straight face.
Should see her play poker 😊
That's just her face 💀
ad lib = improvise. Why she wouldn't be able to improvise with straight face?🤔😊
sorry to break it to you bro but these "interviews" are scripted. I know I was devastated as well. this world Is a lie!! have a nice day!
She is no national treasure. She is a wet towel sitting in the bottom of the laundry bin. She has no personality.
Aubrey Plaza is perfect. Aside from being beautiful, a talented actor, he dry wit, dark humor and quick witted responses make her a power house.
I wished her chest was bigger
Absolutely! She is the entire package!
Bruh if my girl got me helicopter flying lessons I'd get her a ring in return. Fair is fair.
Fμ¢k the ring, just pay for the ammo.
Only if it's a full flight course, you can do plenty for less than the cost of a diamond.
So true😂
And fair is fair 😂
I'd be thinking of picking a nice gatling gun to go with the helicopter...
She's a very wise woman and she's definitely a keeper!
I’m in charge of weapons and ammo is fckng hilarious ❤❤❤
I didn't think I could love her more than I already did.
Sameee
That's the dumbest response why I've ever heard.
She takes the phrase “Hey you drive and I will ride shotgun.” literally. Gotta love her.
Lol I just learned something new with that comment. Seems obvi now😊
So did the people who first said it.
Aubrey Plaza makes me feel better about being super awkward with people.
You forgot the part she is beautiful and actually funny. People already know she is playing. Doesn't apply to average real life awkward people. Don't get fooled.
Same😂❤
It's important to be direct and own what you're doing, even if it's awkward. As long as you're not being a psychopath, usually the only one who can determine if a mannerism is okay or not--is you. Guide others towards your awkwardness, and suddenly you're not even considered awkward.
The most accurate take.
@@subhuman3408 Go ahead and intentionally conflate the struggles of neuro-diverse people with Pretty Privilege, because lets face it, the one thing they need more of is bullying.
"I'm in charge of weapons and ammo."
She just became the hottest woman on the planet with that little gem.
Very masculine of her. But hey Pride month & all
@@erich7662quite a lot of women with "masculine" traits it's almost like anybody can be into whatever the fuck they want and it's the people who obsess about what other people can and cant like that are the weirdos. Who woulda guessed
Yes she has
Her eyes 👀
@jasonpreston2703 not "masculine"; it's masculine. Also yes agreed your obsession is quiiite weird, getting all triggered over strangers, touch grass 😂😂
She's one of the few people that I enjoy watching do an interview, as much as I like her on TV or in movies.
Keep logic within a crazy story...great company!!
I am becoming a fan of hers. She has a great sense of humor and she is a great story teller.
I could listen to her stories all day.
She’s a keeper just for being in charge of weapons and ammo alone.
no, shes more of a left winger
@@Lukqdosew
@@Lukqdos she'd take you from behind, the way it's designed.
Lol she keeps you if she in charge of weapons and ammo 😜
@@mrspams3489 She can be in charge of my weapon & ammo anytime ! 😎
Proof that perfect people really do exist.
Aubrey and Chris Pratt really just played themselves on Parks & Rec😂😂
I could even see them being married together also
Chris Pratt is a bum.
Love parks and rec. So funny.
Chris Pratt played a much better person than he actually is.
its called marketing and selling a brand
"Because I'm in charge of weapons and ammo."
That guy found himself a keeper.
Aubrey is an original nobody will ever be like her. She’s fantastic.
She's so adorable 😊
Everyone needs a girlfriend like her!
She's a keeper
Why?
@@randomusername11🗿🗿
She is my girlfriend. And let me tell ya - behind closed doors, when she's not in character, she's really rather boring and predictable. Very rarely gives me a proper blowie. Usually just a few slurps to get it wet enough to slide in. Shame really. X
Shes the type of girl that will take a life insurance policy out on you.
Admit it... youd sign the paperwork
@@Discoduck500 In a heartbeat.
And helicopter lessons the next day..
I’d roll the dice here for a good time not a long time🤌 can I get an amen 🙏
@@CoryPchajek Yes. We already established this when i said i would sign the paperwork in the above reply.
Not only is she gorgeous, she's hilarious. She would be so fun to be around.
"I'm in charge of weapons and ammo" is one of the sexiest things she's ever said.
Didn't plan on falling in love today but here we are.
Word
You brought tears to my eyes brother 😢
So you're attracted to beautiful and stupid I'd rather have ugly and smart.
Dude...fucking same 😂
She should be contacting Bill Burr
She is weird but in an interesting and fun manner.
That’s my kind of girl ❤
Not if you looked into her. She a hard anti gun lefty of the masses. Only the privileged should have them
Everyone should love this woman.
No
I don’t care much about celebrities to do that, but from this video she seems cool I guess
I do !!!❤❤❤❤
So. Much. Work.
She won't love me back
Aubrey Plaza is our collective intrusive thoughts cosplaying as a person
for realz!
phenominal perspective dude.
Aubrey, your a sweetheart!!!🙏🌹🤣😭👌
She is unique
That's an understatement
She’s really is just perfection. What a woman.
She's the most beautiful woman on the planet.
I’m in love. She’s perfect.
Damm, that is marriage material right there.
she basically proposed that if in future they are going through apocalypse then he needs to fly and she needs to shoot.
We all need our own Aubrey.
we all need our own Aubrey Plaza...
I’d like a few of them. Not sure my best could take it but I’d sure like to give it a shot!!! If I go, at least people can say, “ be died doing what me loved, and fortunately for him, he came and went at the same time”!!!😂😂😂
She is most beautiful lady in Hollywood love her
One time my boyfriend said “you are Aubrey Plaza” and it was the greatest compliment I had ever been given.
CD as in celiac disease?
@@campersruincod6134 no lol those are my initials
I have a very close friend and one day we started watching the whole Mork and Mindy series.
She looked at me blankly and pointed. "That's you!"
I just thought that was so funny.
@@campersruincod6134Now you've upset my noodles. You must make amends.
I’ve only heard of her and April Ludwig cause random people would tell me I remind them of her so I had to google her 😅 now I can see the resemblance and I thank her everyday for her heroic act of doing the dead pan voice expression humor thing so it’s more socially acceptable now I don’t get insulted anymore 😅
She deserves all the babies. She’s my post apocalyptic dream girl.
I don't think your underachieving slovenly offspring are the prize you seem to think
I believe we call that swallowing 😂.
If there was another female in this shiit fantasy, she would definitely be a lady lover and kill you for meat.
Bro that sounds like a movie title right there; My Post Apocalyptic Dream Girl
Simp
Aubrey’s straight forward dry humour is so Hilarious, God only knows where it’s all stacked up. Simply love it. 😂😂😂😂
Conan's facial expression alone gets a big laugh. Two amazing pros at timing and delivery. Aubrey rules.
We can't be friends if you don't love her.
I guess we can be friends then.