yep. but is confusing as hell... those are poorly selected questions... :) but also, calibration questions are not a real test... they are "pre-test" questions that set a baseline... and then one of the questions would be "have you ever had sex or thought of having sex with your sister?"
the problem is that when they say "have you ever abused power?" then that totally depends. Power that actually matters, no, being co-leader in a clash of clans clan? absolutely. So what would I say to the question?
I can personally say that Canadian MPs do not have the same issues. We primarily protect our bases from beavers building dams. And, our berets are red so the troops can see us coming when there is a snow storm.
Just fyi: If ever your forced into a polygraph test, inform the person administering it that this test is not recognized within a court of law, and will not be used in such a setting. Then answer the questions however you wish as calmly as you wish, because the damn thing is fake and designed to get a confesion out of you.
if they are doing sec clearances, yeah: I believe that you have to take one. it's still bs, considering polygraphs aren't worth a crap, but DOD still demands it if I'm not mistaken.
@@DarthTwilight look up Hillary Clinton polygraph audio. She goes on how its bs and when she was a lawyer she used it in court even though she knew her client was guilty
Facts, if you pass they say we'll its not 100% right you know but lord if you fail then it's well you failed and that means you lied cause that thing is 100000% correct and doesn't lie like you
Except, they aren't being used in a court of law, they are being used to screen applicants and legally continue to be used as such in the US, especially in the military and intelligence community.
As a civilian who has never served but admires and loves those who have served, I love Vet TV and I have showed this to my Friends that have served and they think it’s funny as hell!
"When 7 condoms full of powder cocaine pop in their stomach at a Denny's parking lot." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! My co-workers were looking at me like I was crazy and all I could do was laugh and laugh and laugh. VetTv!!!! Holy &#%! you're the best!
Too real. Had a general during the Gulf War who coined some guys 'cuz they almost shot his driver for giving the wrap password. From that point on every swinging Richard was trigger happy; almost got toasted by a sleep deprived soldier with a Vulcan cuz of that shit.
Shared this my my friend who was with the Air Force SPs. She has been not only a great friend to me but also a reason to keep going in life! Brittany, you are the BEST!!
Oh man! That heavy breathing and hair piece Dick had in this skit perfect! Great video! The cocaine lab scene was spot on. A friend told me. No really! 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve been following you guys since that Vice profile. You guys are doing so goddamn good. Like, seriously. I’m not even a veteran and I very literally laugh out loud frequently at your shit. The actors and writing are top notch. Do you use mostly vets as actors?
One of my favorite thing's to do on a Sat Night, is run from MP's hahaha. I had one hell of a escape one night, literally in and out of barracks for hours before I dodged them. Good times!
11:02 I could watch this all day. It should be played on multiple large screens at a very popular night club. right over the DJ. chemlights optional, no strobes.
I've talked my way into camp Pendleton in vehicle and on foot 3 times with nothing but a civilian passport. I had a suspended drivers license (was unaware of that and it was ironic that I lost it and couldn't provide it to be denied) but yeah, guards really don't stop you unless you give them a reason. Just be chill and tell them a logical reason to come on base. Mine was usually "gotta take my brother's wife to the hospital she's in labor" meanwhile I'm just going to the barracks to play dungeons and dragons then fuck a Lance's wook girlfriend.
I got threatened to go to jail by an MP that took his job way too seriously. I accidentally turned into base and only had my temporary drivers license that expired days prior. Gate guards have always given me the third degree.
I thought that was angry cops !! If Donut was in this is would be perfect!!! These guys are comedy gold!!! I really hope everyone sees the brilliance in these guys comedy act !!! Bravo 👏 👏 Where can I watch full episodes???
@@factbeaglesarebestvetTV also confirmed they use both civilians and veterans as actors, so there's literally 0 reason to not have him on, especially considering most of his friends are veterans. Plus the show is based around Military Police so who better to play a MP than a LEO. Let's not forget angry cops is also a LEO
See other episodes at www.veterantv.tv
The correct answer "No" when asked, "Are you about to take a polygraph test". He was already taking the test.
yep. but is confusing as hell... those are poorly selected questions... :) but also, calibration questions are not a real test... they are "pre-test" questions that set a baseline... and then one of the questions would be "have you ever had sex or thought of having sex with your sister?"
@TEMP CP what
@@zachprouty8595 hes a snowflake bro just ignore him
exactly!
the problem is that when they say "have you ever abused power?" then that totally depends. Power that actually matters, no, being co-leader in a clash of clans clan? absolutely. So what would I say to the question?
I can personally say that Canadian MPs do not have the same issues. We primarily protect our bases from beavers building dams. And, our berets are red so the troops can see us coming when there is a snow storm.
Nice
Reffing hockey games and breaking up moose fights?
My ship did joint operations with the Canadian navy and I’m jealous that you guys have a tea time
We're not your buddies, pal!
@@DarthTwilight I’m not your pal, Guy!
If only I would've known Angry Cops was apart of this sooner, i would've been watching sooner
Great time to catch up!
Honestly, I just found it today
He had a good point. Those berets look absolutely idiotic. Pitch black to go with that woodland camo uniform. Brilliant.
Literally same
Angry cops rules
I love that their M4 still has the Airsoft warning sticker.
Butts has really gone downhill since I last saw him.
Creepy Dingus lol that’s why we call him Pile
Just fyi:
If ever your forced into a polygraph test, inform the person administering it that this test is not recognized within a court of law, and will not be used in such a setting.
Then answer the questions however you wish as calmly as you wish, because the damn thing is fake and designed to get a confesion out of you.
if they are doing sec clearances, yeah: I believe that you have to take one. it's still bs, considering polygraphs aren't worth a crap, but DOD still demands it if I'm not mistaken.
@@DarthTwilight look up Hillary Clinton polygraph audio. She goes on how its bs and when she was a lawyer she used it in court even though she knew her client was guilty
Yes polygraphs are mandatory
Facts, if you pass they say we'll its not 100% right you know but lord if you fail then it's well you failed and that means you lied cause that thing is 100000% correct and doesn't lie like you
Except, they aren't being used in a court of law, they are being used to screen applicants and legally continue to be used as such in the US, especially in the military and intelligence community.
Always gotta respect the strong independent black asian TSA ladies of America.
How r u black and Asian… I am confused, like mixed?
@@legoslicerfilms1028 she looked Asian but didn’t speak like one… I guess?
@greenthunder1000 are you really going to sit there and play the retard? You know what they meant you idiot lmao
Pilots flying over trees, doing as they please, dropping grenades on Refugees, Napalm sticks to kids!
Nice stolen lyrics.
@Roger Wilco He didn't give credit either. If I seemed overbearing, my apoligies.
Dev Aegis he just quoted the song also if you want to know where they are from it’s from a song called napalm sticks to kids
Dev Aegis every time you type lyrics in the comments I doubt you go oh ya and also that’s from (who ever)
CIA with guns for hire, Mountagnards around a fire, Napalm makes that fire higher, napalm sticks to kids
Great to see the US MP’s are no different to the UK MP’s berets and all
🤣🤣🤣
Everyone knows the UK just copies the US
@@смиренный-х2б .....Everyone knows the US copies the Germans.
@@sergeantskrtskrt9594 except for the winning part
@@General_Eisenhower1945 Lol
Checkpoint Charlie and A Grunt's Life hands down the best shows
*CURRY*
Dammit...
*SHAQ*
Yeaahh Lakersss... 🤣
Is no one going to comment on how the Staff Sergeant has a Pepe mouse pad at 16:05? 😂😂
When he said "have you ever shop lifted?" It went straight to a Ad, about not to shop lift.
Never been in the military, love dark humor however and I can't get enough of this
A black rifle coffee add aye? Oh yeah its all coming together
It's good to see that Lawrence is now becoming a role model for that private dude.
As a civilian who has never served but admires and loves those who have served, I love Vet TV and I have showed this to my Friends that have served and they think it’s funny as hell!
the piano part had me dying im going to do that when I need the extra key
VET Tv When are you going to invite Yusha Thomas and A Combat Veteran into your series?? You can start off with a vtc skit.. lol
Combat Veteran had a short part in a skit
@@tjcogger1974 Which one?
@@gujikujtutu2330 the very first introduction
@@jbsulls thx
Angry cops went to Iraq
"When 7 condoms full of powder cocaine pop in their stomach at a Denny's parking lot." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I haven't laughed that hard in a long time! My co-workers were looking at me like I was crazy and all I could do was laugh and laugh and laugh. VetTv!!!! Holy &#%! you're the best!
Me being from bragg and wearing the same patch as the MPs in this show... I feel honored 😂
Hell yeah!
Good ole 503rd 😂 no
I was an MP at Ft stewart and its literally exactly how these videos portray xD
Episode idea general forgets his id and they finally let him in but he reprimands them cause they did lol
Too real. Had a general during the Gulf War who coined some guys 'cuz they almost shot his driver for giving the wrap password. From that point on every swinging Richard was trigger happy; almost got toasted by a sleep deprived soldier with a Vulcan cuz of that shit.
Shared this my my friend who was with the Air Force SPs. She has been not only a great friend to me but also a reason to keep going in life! Brittany, you are the BEST!!
It is good that you reached out to your battle.
the rare secfo who has a soul
I really enjoy the Checkpoint Charlie Skits.
I’m a simple man, I see angry cops I click.
As someone who used to be a tso I can 100% confirm the accuracy of the TSA scenes
I couldn't tell what was going on. But I assumed he sucked their dicks or something.
That Mia Khalifa line was gold
16:33 B-25 Mitchell lurking in the background. Cool place to film
16:05 HE'S GOT A PEPE THE FROG MOUSE PAD WHAT A CHAD
when angry cops' depressed tsa guy is drinking the same bottle of Jameson that you are...
Does anyone find it stupid that there is a entire month dedicated to homosexuals and that there is only one day dedicated to veterans.
that is a good point. But probably because veterans dont want a month for themselves. You know?
zac sorrell Maybe..
Wait your joking, there’s a homosexual month?
Lol. why do you want a whole month pussy?
Dunno brother, I respect Vets like everyday, I only choose to not make a fucking parade about it but they're there in my heart.
I love that almost every video has a 10th mountain patch in it
I like to imagine this takes place in FT. Drum
😂 he fucked up the control questions so badly that it made no sense to move on from there, they would have needed to restart
That box is only worth the belief someone puts into it.
Huh huh. Richard Felt Butts. Huh huh huh.
Richard Crainums brother
When he looks at the poly machine its the funniest shit ever
Oh man! That heavy breathing and hair piece Dick had in this skit perfect! Great video! The cocaine lab scene was spot on. A friend told me. No really! 🤣🤣🤣
Jesus, the berets are so bad....
AC is so awesome. He can camouflage in plain sight. Changing into Jack. 🤣
15:37 holy shit that brief look of "should I make this a SHARP complaint" gave me chills
I’ve been following you guys since that Vice profile. You guys are doing so goddamn good. Like, seriously. I’m not even a veteran and I very literally laugh out loud frequently at your shit. The actors and writing are top notch. Do you use mostly vets as actors?
Thanks man, we appreciate your support! We have both veteran and civilian actor/writers.
One of my favorite thing's to do on a Sat Night, is run from MP's hahaha. I had one hell of a escape one night, literally in and out of barracks for hours before I dodged them. Good times!
The fucking recruiter though 😂😂😂
20:24 im eating cfa rn lol
The soilders pic he stroked looked like Tom Green
These videos are way to good to be on TH-cam!
Corporal Lawrence = Win
Lmao!! Almost had a stroke laughing so hard!! 😂😂
Cassidy Campbell is not in this tho
Okay cocaine? That's better left to executive session
Why do Butts and Dean look like twins? haha
DOB: 1911 lmaooo. 8:58
i lost it at "hard core parkour"
13:09 man... Would really take a mean tweet and 2 bucks a gallon.
March AF Base recognize that place from anywhere on the map
His Arabic tattoo says "Franny", the funny guy taking the polygraph test.
I wish gate duty was this entertaining
Damn I love the way he smirked at him when he failed him
I KNOW HER BROTHER WIZ KHALIFA 😂😂😂😂 I wheezed
“Have you ever used cocaine”. *polygraph proceeds to have a complete fucking seizure*
God damn he failed that test 😂
How did he have enough money to even create a short film when he's trying to recreate his crack house
It was prolly paid for by the vet community and or vet TV wanted him to make something
Guessing Trevor Phillips had to get a real job, and some hair
Napalm sticks to kids... Lol
Ts 12:00
🤣 who glued that shit to his head?
7:37 those berets are really hurting my feelings
Wow.
So, Angry Cop helped create this.
Nice.
The dude giving the polygraph test kind of looks like Jerry Springer
weird hearing Hy not yelling in his drill sgt voice
13:20, Grab your ankles and enjoy 😂
That was trippy. :)
16:03 That mousepad
Let’s see some ARMY Infantry stuff I’d re up if I wanted to watch pog games hahaha love it
Dear god shave your barrette damn it hahaha. Love this
The maestro is what made it all perfect
11:02 I could watch this all day.
It should be played on multiple large screens at a very popular night club. right over the DJ.
chemlights optional, no strobes.
Pablo Escobar in the outro was a good touch
Chang... Chaaannnggg.....
Don't worry Charlie, it will all be over soon... this is aaalll part of the process.
Oh that Santa coming by there means I have presents for you
I was almost a TSA agent.
"i just see a person" "hello"
"you check everyones assho" LMAO
The way he wears a beret makes me feel uncomfortable.
Mandeville is awesome as fuck. Lol
I thought that was Rob Riggle at first lol
Damn Corporal Lawrence is a badass.
Back in the day there was Sgt. Bilko and McHale’s Navy.
I've talked my way into camp Pendleton in vehicle and on foot 3 times with nothing but a civilian passport. I had a suspended drivers license (was unaware of that and it was ironic that I lost it and couldn't provide it to be denied) but yeah, guards really don't stop you unless you give them a reason. Just be chill and tell them a logical reason to come on base. Mine was usually "gotta take my brother's wife to the hospital she's in labor" meanwhile I'm just going to the barracks to play dungeons and dragons then fuck a Lance's wook girlfriend.
I got threatened to go to jail by an MP that took his job way too seriously. I accidentally turned into base and only had my temporary drivers license that expired days prior. Gate guards have always given me the third degree.
@@027betz As they should since dirty low life civilians don’t belong
You can tell the pianist was military too.
Love the knife hands chief
I thought that was angry cops !! If Donut was in this is would be perfect!!! These guys are comedy gold!!! I really hope everyone sees the brilliance in these guys comedy act !!! Bravo 👏 👏 Where can I watch full episodes???
Donut did not and does not serve in the military. This is vet tv not Leo tv
@@factbeaglesarebesthe was in the navy before he became a cop wtf are you talking about lol
@@factbeaglesarebestvetTV also confirmed they use both civilians and veterans as actors, so there's literally 0 reason to not have him on, especially considering most of his friends are veterans.
Plus the show is based around Military Police so who better to play a MP than a LEO. Let's not forget angry cops is also a LEO
Who is that latina queen at the end!?
Angry cops fucking smile when they asked him if hes done cocaine made me laugh so hard
16:05 nice mousepad
Is that not two of angry cops? Or do they just look very similar?
Radial Engines in the boneyard? Don't think we're pulling those out of mothballs.
TSA really be out here lookin like that
I'm a 16 year old with no military experience and this is the funniest fucking comedy I've seen ever.
Military version of Reno 911!