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  • @thewooz7398
    @thewooz7398 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3718

    Was so prepared for Air Force guy to represent my branch.
    And then he died.
    Job well done.

  • @Toaster81
    @Toaster81 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4497

    The only reason the Army recruiter had tears was because the kids that died means that's less bonus commission for him. Made me think of my recruiter.

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 5 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      Hahaha, I never thought of it like that. That's amazing.

    • @WilliamPickett75
      @WilliamPickett75 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      That's Army, they take all that were rejected from the Marine Corp

    • @jordantyo7839
      @jordantyo7839 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      Army doesnt get paid commission... they only get bonus pay for doing a job that noone else wants to do.

    • @buster117
      @buster117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      haha you are terrible funny

    • @gizmo1802
      @gizmo1802 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Recruiters don't get a commission.

  • @OneGuyIKnow
    @OneGuyIKnow 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2039

    "I was in the national guard!"
    I laughed so hard my lungs are atoms

    • @waynewright2107
      @waynewright2107 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Westmisten Mapping II me too and I’m in the National Guard I had to replay it like 10 times

    • @ThePooIsCIosed
      @ThePooIsCIosed 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Wayne Wright ok..

    • @sammy5555bro
      @sammy5555bro 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DeathFromAbove lmao were you in the national guard

    • @iokua1120
      @iokua1120 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I laughed when I heard national guard, hahaha

    • @FNWendigo
      @FNWendigo 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      He’s probably a fucking 92G

  • @RobARug
    @RobARug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1354

    "I was in the National Guard." After he said that, I knew there was going to be trouble later.

    • @JamesJohnson-go1ff
      @JamesJohnson-go1ff 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      RobARug there’s good national guard soldiers and there’s shitty ones

    • @jillvalentinefan77
      @jillvalentinefan77 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      @@JamesJohnson-go1ff Soon as I heard that I collapsed in spasmodic laughter.

    • @calebrydholm5405
      @calebrydholm5405 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      When he said he did tours in iraq I did a double take cause the national guard operates in the U.S

    • @RobARug
      @RobARug 5 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      @@calebrydholm5405 The National Guard has both a dual state and federal mission and can be called up for active duty to be deployed overseas.

    • @christiangreen2070
      @christiangreen2070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@calebrydholm5405 National Guard deploys all the time lmao

  • @georgesagan
    @georgesagan 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1905

    This is why I love VET TV
    Opens with a Marine Recruiter, checking out high school girls, a school shooting, and cops running over a guy.

    • @dber1530
      @dber1530 5 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      Seem legit

    • @dundonrl
      @dundonrl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      When I was a recruiter, we'd (Navy Army and Marines Recruiters) talk about were going straight to hell when we were walking around high schools..

    • @Narnald_Ewman
      @Narnald_Ewman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Pee in her butt was reality!

    • @t0nicss867
      @t0nicss867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The fact that politically incorrect shit like this doesn't exist makes me sad as hell, I am not in the Corp yet, but man is this entire show a breath of fresh air from an entertainment standpoint.

    • @ricardorobinson549
      @ricardorobinson549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@t0nicss867 incorrect political shit is alive and well in the corp friend

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +195

    I almost got divorced twice as a recruiter. It was the worst assignment I've ever worked.
    My wife and I saw marriage counselling.
    I helped two people successfully into the Army Band program. One young man became an Army Ranger and later a State trooper, his mother sent me Christmas cards every year until she died.
    I also helped a young lady into a job with intelligence work, who I later met in theater in RC-East as a young NCO.
    That was the best part of the job, I helped people get to a place where they could make a decision for themselves.
    It was rewarding and I grew personally and professionally.

  • @EternalDeath14
    @EternalDeath14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4397

    An innocent getting shot by a minimum wage security guard, that sounds about right.

    • @hachi3491
      @hachi3491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dick Chappy you mean a guardsmen

    • @richardschmitt9479
      @richardschmitt9479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      Don't forget the one killed by the cop outside.

    • @HighAdmiral
      @HighAdmiral 5 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@hachi3491 You mean a fatass with a beanie that says 'security'

    • @EternalDeath14
      @EternalDeath14 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@hachi3491 Oh right, he was in Iraq, my mistake!

    • @seancoonery2559
      @seancoonery2559 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ok

  • @mithicash1444
    @mithicash1444 2 ปีที่แล้ว +624

    3:30 Sgt: "But Lt. shouldn't we go in and save those kids?"
    Lt: "We are not obligated to do that".
    VetTv predicted the future

    • @rusty7984
      @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Bruh

    • @RobARug
      @RobARug 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      This aged like old milk.

    • @johnathanstrickland7824
      @johnathanstrickland7824 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      damn, they did. ain't that some shit.

    • @RipperMaggoo
      @RipperMaggoo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It was a joke, now its just a sad reality

    • @BRExteriorPro
      @BRExteriorPro 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yeah didn't age well at all holy shit

  • @videowatcher495
    @videowatcher495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2461

    "I've been to Iraq!" Proceeds to shoot the Marine Recruiter. Why was I not surprised?

    • @mattman1233
      @mattman1233 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      5

    • @Fallon1286
      @Fallon1286 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Sounds like every friendly fire incident in Afghanistan. Either its ANA shooting at you or the fucking Natty Guard

    • @jimmybob2453
      @jimmybob2453 5 ปีที่แล้ว +162

      @@Fallon1286 Infantry National guard shoots at everything that moves even friendly

    • @gregjokonis1776
      @gregjokonis1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Fallon1286 You’re an idiot

    • @gregjokonis1776
      @gregjokonis1776 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Seth Jimerson I’ve seen active duty shoot everything like it’s a game of call of duty. So join your friend as an idiot.

  • @ThatMaverickMo
    @ThatMaverickMo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +400

    I was a USMC recruiter and I completely approve this series. 100% accurate in so many levels. Well besides the intro.

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Hell yeah. But what about the intro wasn't accurate to you?

    • @themental9line
      @themental9line 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I’ve been the therapist for recruiters and I second your 100%. Spot on.

    • @tidefanyankee2428
      @tidefanyankee2428 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I was an FMF Corpsman, I KNOW how Marines operate....that intro was spot on......100% accurate.

    • @spencer5028
      @spencer5028 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      My recruiter said I could do any MOS with my ASVAB, just had to choose 03 as the third..... MFer lol

    • @ericgoldberg8358
      @ericgoldberg8358 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@tidefanyankee2428 Same!

  • @syndicate4417
    @syndicate4417 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1047

    The fact that the security combination code was 1775 got me so weak 😂

    • @novoice9286
      @novoice9286 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      😂😂😂😂

    • @museme6309
      @museme6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      🤣💀

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      1234

    • @koualee4645
      @koualee4645 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @black serpent It's the year the marine corps was founded

    • @ConsensusX
      @ConsensusX ปีที่แล้ว +3

      should've been 6969

  • @sleeplessvirus
    @sleeplessvirus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +245

    In October 2004 on my first Iraq deployment I was walking on camp anaconda with a former recruiter who had been on call back orders to recruiting command a month earlier. He had been part of the initial invasion and one of the first units to occupy camp anaconda a year earlier he said “I hate this fucking place” I asked would you rather be at a recruiting station, “oh no I’d rather be here”.

    • @VETTvchannel
      @VETTvchannel  5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      😆😆😆

    • @bananaman5554
      @bananaman5554 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@VETTvchannel Repent from your sins and believe in Jesus Christ, who is Lord. Tomorrow is not promised, and Jesus is coming back
      John 3: 16 For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. 17 For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved.
      18 “He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. 19 And this is the condemnation, that the light has come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. 20 For everyone practicing evil hates the light and does not come to the light, lest his deeds should be exposed. 21 But he who does the truth comes to the light, that his deeds may be clearly seen, that they have been done in God.”

    • @itsmealex8959
      @itsmealex8959 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Gave him some perspective real quick 😂😂

  • @ReapTheHeat
    @ReapTheHeat 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1644

    "we 're not obligated to do that"
    Well, didn't know this was at Parkland.

  • @Blitzkrieg_Wolf
    @Blitzkrieg_Wolf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

    Marine Recruiter: "Give me your gun!"
    Security guard: "F*ck you, I was in the National Guard!"
    I died at that part.

    • @rabbit3734
      @rabbit3734 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      So did the marine

    • @nikitaw1982
      @nikitaw1982 14 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      Friendly fire got me

  • @christopherandrade7785
    @christopherandrade7785 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    “Cover me”, “I gotchu!” *closed eyes and shoots guy in the back*

    • @VOLCAL
      @VOLCAL 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      THIS SHIT WAS ANTIASIAN AS FUCK. YO, THEY NEED TO STOP WITH THE RACIST GARBAGE.

    • @thehomie2721
      @thehomie2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Vocal 1616 what the hell are you talking about you sensitive,triggered little bitch.

    • @alextrochezgomez1266
      @alextrochezgomez1266 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The fucking national guard dude shoots the marine in the back while the airforce is the first one guy dead and the army guy is the only one clueless and crying😂

    • @DM47999
      @DM47999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He should’ve just took the fucking gun from that pussy

    • @mikedickerson7535
      @mikedickerson7535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That’s how it must be in National guard 😳

  • @Late_Night_Talks_Channel
    @Late_Night_Talks_Channel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    The funniest joke is the USAF actually being at a high school.

  • @ehanoldaccount5893
    @ehanoldaccount5893 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2209

    Notice how the Airforce recruiter died first

    • @anthonytorres337
      @anthonytorres337 5 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      I started dying laughing when i saw that

    • @mr.anderson929
      @mr.anderson929 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      I guess I missed that completely

    • @xyslayerfly
      @xyslayerfly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      take out the most valuable target first

    • @thelvadam2375
      @thelvadam2375 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      butt fo more like the easiest

    • @epicmcgriddle7874
      @epicmcgriddle7874 5 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well... Lost your Air Support GJ

  • @captainkeyes1523
    @captainkeyes1523 4 ปีที่แล้ว +509

    That female recruiter’s strategy is 100% full proof there is no way that guy isn’t signing up

    • @elgringofeo9348
      @elgringofeo9348 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Dude I'd be getting mad scam vibes

    • @braija
      @braija 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What if he's gay?

    • @FatRescueSwimmer04
      @FatRescueSwimmer04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      @@braija Navy duh

    • @braija
      @braija 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@FatRescueSwimmer04 silly me

    • @emptyxsuit
      @emptyxsuit 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hell, she got me and I’m already out

  • @the1ne6ix9ine
    @the1ne6ix9ine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +338

    "Some aspects are like Call Of Duty yes" Had me dying

    • @Angry-Lynx
      @Angry-Lynx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Like when you wait for level to load XD ;

    • @lostandlonely2112
      @lostandlonely2112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      respawn time is a lot longer too

  • @kilaliam671
    @kilaliam671 5 ปีที่แล้ว +501

    I LOVE HOW THE MARINES MAKE FUN OF ALL THE OTHER SERVICES IN LIKE 5 MINUTES RIGHT OFF THE BAT

    • @James-yi1vk
      @James-yi1vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      I'm in the air force. We all make fun if each other. But at the end of the day, we all support the same mission and have each others backs.

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Combat controllers are no fucking joke.

    • @Uberkamper
      @Uberkamper 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      ARMY - Already Rescued Marines Yesterday

    • @knocknevis7390
      @knocknevis7390 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@Uberkamper cute

    • @temich1985
      @temich1985 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@James-yi1vk those USAF personnel troops have more ribbons than 75% of combat Marine or Army vets

  • @Lonewolf11741
    @Lonewolf11741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +361

    4:56 I like how he mentally compared their ribbon stacks lmao

    • @richardtrujillo1692
      @richardtrujillo1692 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      DakotaAnesthesia underrated comment

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What do they mean? (Im a civvie)

    • @Lonewolf11741
      @Lonewolf11741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 You can tell a lot about a Marine's career by taking a quick glance at their ribbons. For example, we can see that SSgt has deployed to the middle east, fought in combat, (already was a recruiter) etc. Meanwhile, despite Gunny being in charge of the station, we can see that he has never deployed, has been a recruiter for a while, and never left the US for official duty.

    • @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851
      @icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Lonewolf11741 oh so the flags show where theyve been for duty?

    • @Lonewolf11741
      @Lonewolf11741 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@icedwhitechocolatemochafra9851 the ribbons they're wearing show which campaigns they've participated in and other achievements they've earned.

  • @dausas
    @dausas ปีที่แล้ว +36

    I’m getting flashbacks! The phone calls, the late nights, the regulars that stayed in the office. As a former recruiter, I appreciate this show. Well done.

  • @Sutton-vp3bf
    @Sutton-vp3bf 5 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    Gotta love the security guard “I enlisted in the guard”

  • @stevenm3823
    @stevenm3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    When I was in the Army I got "recommended" for Recruiter School but I told them flat out I DID NOT want to be a recruiter but I lost the argument and they sent me to Recruiter School anyway....then I purposely failed out of it after a couple weeks, best decision I ever made!!!

    • @stevenm3823
      @stevenm3823 5 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      @Buck Dewey Just purposely screw up the "practice calls" made during classes that simulate talking to potential recruits, and I was also surprised (not very though) on the devious tactics they teach you to get young people to sign up....when I was at the point of being failed an instructor talked to me and said he will recommend I get dropped from the class, I said I accept that, I told him I was not recruiter material but instead was a "field/motorpool" soldier who was much more comfortable in those environments....so I left Ft. Jackson and got orders for the 1st Cavalry Division at Ft. Hood, TX, where I spent seven good years doing the job I signed up for.

    • @sapper12b3pf7
      @sapper12b3pf7 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah right! Good luck failing the army’s recruiter school. Doesn’t happen.

    • @stevenm3823
      @stevenm3823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sapper12b3pf7 I made it happen and got out of there.

    • @itsmealex8959
      @itsmealex8959 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@stevenm3823I can't believe this actually worked. Good shit my guy

    • @kenlang5268
      @kenlang5268 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Wise choice. Army recruiter/ station commander '88 to '94. Extremely long hours, sometimes 7 day work weeks. Incredible stress. Your career rides on the
      wim of a 17 year old sissy.

  • @bleachedmud8723
    @bleachedmud8723 5 ปีที่แล้ว +260

    Columbine leo: Sir shouldn't we go inside and save the kids?
    2nd Columbine leo: we aren't obligated to do that.

    • @jorgealdridge6665
      @jorgealdridge6665 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think there in on it always late almost always a sucide

  • @chocolatebar5663
    @chocolatebar5663 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    "have you heard of the gi bill?" "no you don't have to die to get it"

  • @CovertPlanet01
    @CovertPlanet01 5 ปีที่แล้ว +95

    This is a pretty good representation of what Marine Recruiters go through when it comes to the office scene

  • @MDR-hn2yz
    @MDR-hn2yz 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I got screened for recruiting duty at the end of my 2nd enlistment. I watched my SSgt fake a stutter while being interviewed by the selection team, get rejected and then turn to me and smile. True story, he said he had done it several times before and was a sure way to get out of it. Probably why he retired at 20 years a SSgt. Fuckin terminal E-6 is a rare breed he used to say some crazy shit and didn’t give a F###😂
    The best thing I ever did was join the Marines. The second best thing I did was get out when I did. 🇺🇸

  • @mikehascats26
    @mikehascats26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    life pro tip: folding tables are not bulletproof

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      Atleast it gives u some sort of cover where the shooter can't see you it's better than being in the open

    • @mikehascats26
      @mikehascats26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@DarkKnight-fu1xe they're sticking their heads up

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@mikehascats26 but they only do that to shoot or to see where the enemy is when he is ither reloading or shooting at someone else but being behind cover where someone can't see you is still better than being in the open

    • @mikehascats26
      @mikehascats26 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@DarkKnight-fu1xe um no. when you are unarmed, running away is the only right answer. and the fat guy should had run to behind a concrete wall

    • @DarkKnight-fu1xe
      @DarkKnight-fu1xe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mikehascats26 they didn't have no where to run with out getting shot

  • @mississippirebel1409
    @mississippirebel1409 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    My dad served 22 yrs in the army and was a recruiter late in his career. He told me once he a valedictorian of a high school that wanted to join the army really bad but kept scoring EXTREMELY low on the ABSVAB to get the MOS (that's means job for all you civilians) she wanted. I can't remember what my dad told me she wanted to do but it didn't require a high ASVAB score lol. But my dad ended up have a major heart heart attack a recruiters meeting one day and he ended up medically retiring. He was going to put me in when I joined in March of 2000 but he had already retired.

  • @raywalteroutdoors
    @raywalteroutdoors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    My recruiter came to my house then after meeting my parents and talking he asked me to step outside where he told me he had 17 years in and I better not fuck this up. I went on to retire. My recruiter is an old as dirt Marine but still works. How do I know? He fixes my telecommunications equipment at my Govt agency. Everytime I see him I get to tell him to not fuck up the phones. It's amazing how small the world is. Dude never lied to me in fact he may have been the most brutally honest guy I ever met.

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Cool story?

    • @jadedandbitter
      @jadedandbitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      In my experience they don't lie... they just don't tell the full truth.

    • @cowboyanimal_1
      @cowboyanimal_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      fortunate man.

    • @raywalteroutdoors
      @raywalteroutdoors 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cowboyanimal_1 perhaps I am. I don't think I recall any of my guys bitching about their recruiter. I know it happens though.

    • @cowboyanimal_1
      @cowboyanimal_1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@raywalteroutdoors I'm not an American so I may be mistaken, but have heard a lot of horror stories from the Americans, kinda like used car salesmen, hence the aggression. Apologies for painting a broad brush but this used to happen a lot. I am also very well aware of some of the guys who went into various AO's during the 80's and 90's, some to fly a desk and others to move onto bigger challenges that got bitter over the years. I suppose it was out of place for that comment and I do apologize but I can't help but feel for those who got suckered because life handed them a bad deck of cards if that makes sense. Thanks for keeping a cool head and calm heart. Appreciate the civil response.

  • @ns2358
    @ns2358 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    I love the fact that the Marine's recruitment office security code is 1775! Nice detail 😊

    • @mlopez2803
      @mlopez2803 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      There is not a more perfect door code for them LOL

    • @GrindinGears526
      @GrindinGears526 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mlopez2803 6969

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

    I was never a recruiter but I was on recruiters assistance for about a month. I had to go through that list and call people for almost 10 hours today and I did get yelled at by an angry two angry parents. We weren’t allowed to leave until we got at least 8 appointments. So that was 8 to 10 hours of phone calls a day for four weeks, and it still wasn’t as bad for us as it was for the recruiters. Though it was that day that I swore that I would never become a recruiter of any kind while I was in.

    • @snakeandnape9252
      @snakeandnape9252 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I did 30 days recruiter assistance. It was just me and another guy. I outranked him so I didn't do that phone list bs.

    • @eldom20
      @eldom20 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've done RA twice with the Air Force and it's pretty much free leave. I drove kids to MEPS and to take their ASVAB a couple of times, but the other days the recruiter told me to take the day off

  • @timothyhernandez3803
    @timothyhernandez3803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    You guys really did your homework on this one. You really captured the feel of the first day on numbers. I am just glad I was single when I was an E6 on recruiting duty.

    • @spiveyg89
      @spiveyg89 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What's the deal with being single as a recruiter?

  • @lukeikins6491
    @lukeikins6491 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    This shits accurate af the terminal Poole lmao

    • @Spider-Too-Too
      @Spider-Too-Too 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      whats terminal pool tho?

    • @ilovecats200
      @ilovecats200 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah ikr, I thought my RS was just weird

    • @devorizer5959
      @devorizer5959 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Deadass yo

    • @mgway4661
      @mgway4661 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why would anyone ever want that 😂

    • @obi-wankenobi6652
      @obi-wankenobi6652 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ... I felt called out.

  • @rusty7984
    @rusty7984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    “We are not obligated to do that”
    Aged like fine wine

  • @jaycredit3115
    @jaycredit3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +199

    Two minutes and 30 seconds I started laughing hysterically 😂😂😂..... why doesnt this channel have 1 billion views!!!

    • @jordancailes8383
      @jordancailes8383 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Jay Credit the majority of the world is too soft

    • @jaycredit3115
      @jaycredit3115 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jordan Cailes True

    • @mondaysinsanity8193
      @mondaysinsanity8193 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      The second the pull up douche got lit up out of fuckin no where I lost my shit completely

    • @ELMOcall911
      @ELMOcall911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Google is run by "men" who drink soy latte whith extra shots of estrogen from star cucks, and they wear tight jeans. What kind of results are you expecting?

  • @MrDivyeshgopal
    @MrDivyeshgopal 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    As a civilian, I love what you guys do by providing hilarious contents. I'm now one of VET TV's biggest fan. Keep up the great work. Thank you for your service!

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      And thank you for this comment! I love hearing when you guys get a kick out of our stuff!

  • @marcusjones2517
    @marcusjones2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +642

    The female recruiter with her tongue sticking out in the thumbnail pretty much sums up every female in the Marines and Navy.

    • @alspears7749
      @alspears7749 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Truth

    • @Bailers426
      @Bailers426 5 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Really? Wish someone told me before I joined the fucking Army.

    • @roadhouse6999
      @roadhouse6999 5 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      US Marine Corps: No worse enemy, no greater friend, no hornier lover

    • @hueman809
      @hueman809 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Poolies too even if they don't join

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Eriko. Oy lmfao for real

  • @notyanggang2157
    @notyanggang2157 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    My recruiter was very transparent he helped me find the right job and even let me make appointments with the airforce since I wanted to do jobs related to aviation

  • @MousyBScrappin
    @MousyBScrappin 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    “Shouldn’t we go inside and save the kids?”
    “We’re not obligated to do that..”wow… Prophetic

  • @nextgenstatus
    @nextgenstatus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +63

    The first 2 mintues is what it feels like playing with randoms

  • @dzl4524
    @dzl4524 5 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I enjoyed this show way more than anything I've seen on Netflix, ever.

  • @trim406
    @trim406 5 ปีที่แล้ว +65

    I want to be a fighter pilot for the navy but if SGT Thaddius was my recruiter I’d join THE SAME DAY

  • @Spider-Too-Too
    @Spider-Too-Too 5 ปีที่แล้ว +124

    and damn, the production quality is over the top now. did you guys hired some pro film makers?

    • @James-yi1vk
      @James-yi1vk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah I'm impressed too. Getting better boys!

  • @hellbillyjr
    @hellbillyjr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    "Terminal poolee". Been there. Nothing like watching friends and other poolees ship, come back, wash out, come back, disappear....

  • @samueljackson315
    @samueljackson315 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    The writing and acting on these shows are top notch! Keep up the great work guys!

    • @jonathanforsythe445
      @jonathanforsythe445 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Please tell me your middle name starts with an L and you're about to change our lives.

  • @phased-arraych.9150
    @phased-arraych.9150 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    The Air Force recruiter was just killed straight away, didn't even stand a chance :(

  • @KoalaStylin
    @KoalaStylin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    So good! Everything from the script to how it was shot! I hope they show the recruiters taking smoke breaks with the poolees like they did at my rs lol.

  • @blooeagle5118
    @blooeagle5118 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Anyone who's stuck in the pool for longer than like 3 months knows that one poolee who's cursed to stay for ovee a year and always helps the recruiters out.
    Turns out it was me lol

  • @diehard2705
    @diehard2705 5 ปีที่แล้ว +244

    The recruiting office in my hometown deadass looks the exact same? Do all recruiting offices look like that?

    • @camsnyder2636
      @camsnyder2636 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Diehard 270 Yeah bro. I’ve been to three different Marine Corp offices and they all have the same shit lol

    • @tomtexas4897
      @tomtexas4897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Naw. My recruiters office was in the basement of an army base at Kiserslaughten. Two desks, two gunnery sargents and a lot of boxes full of stuff.

    • @gtrdline
      @gtrdline 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If you don’t like their shit take your deadass elsewhere and take your timbalands with you.

    • @spicyboi1517
      @spicyboi1517 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yea pretty much

    • @YoooRico
      @YoooRico 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      gtrdline someone salty

  • @jonathanjones4993
    @jonathanjones4993 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I needed this I have not stopped laughing did 2 tours one in OEF and one in OIF US Navy USS Enterprise CVN 65 2001 thank you for this this is amazing

  • @pebs1070
    @pebs1070 5 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    You guys did a great job portraying the recruiter life

  • @mark2films45
    @mark2films45 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    I love how the army guy was just confused because that’s been my life every day since the army ,just straight confusion.

  • @gdolson9419
    @gdolson9419 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Love the way you guys always manage to put one "real issue" into the comedy.

  • @cognaz4320
    @cognaz4320 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I'm 19, not in the military, and even I knew that this was art when I watched it.

  • @joshuayork8362
    @joshuayork8362 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Any person aspiring to be a recruiter should watch this.

    • @barryt4455
      @barryt4455 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No one aspires to be a recruiter

    • @JustPlainRex
      @JustPlainRex ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah that’s not on anyone’s agenda

  • @jarbear1263
    @jarbear1263 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    This is hilarious. I’m currently trying to lose weight to join a branch, and from what all the recruiters of each branch promise me, this isn’t far off

  • @noahcalhoun3964
    @noahcalhoun3964 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    @3:25 aged perfectly with the Uvalde shooting.

  • @GorillaCookies
    @GorillaCookies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I served both as a Soldier in the Army and after enlisted in the Marine Corp. Both had their good & bad points

  • @Bloodhound46
    @Bloodhound46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +407

    Damn shame I didn't have a Recruiter like her probably would've joined the Marines but went Army instead.

    • @GoldenGod69
      @GoldenGod69 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Billy Joe same

    • @S1k18
      @S1k18 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Billy Joe same hahah😂

    • @Bloodhound46
      @Bloodhound46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@S1k18 Marines get everything including the finest females that join so unfair 😂

    • @hotredtiger316
      @hotredtiger316 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Billy Joe, the Air Force, Navy, and Army always had the hot women.

    • @Bloodhound46
      @Bloodhound46 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@hotredtiger316 you're telling me

  • @frankthespank
    @frankthespank 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Every branch called me non-stop in the late 90’s when I got out of High School until I got my first job in Silicon Valley during the .com era, they were all “how’d you get that job?” I was all: “.....I applied?”.

  • @bendak5473
    @bendak5473 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not usually into Vet TV but this was actually pretty well made. Sat through the whole thing. Decent acting and delivery.

  • @baiqing
    @baiqing 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    1:27 that guy in the back naruto running has got me dead 💀

  • @djustinfowler
    @djustinfowler 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    As a former Marine Recruiter and I can verify this video is true and authentic. Dumbass should have made up the appointments...it's what any good 8411 would have done.

    • @Thorneazy
      @Thorneazy ปีที่แล้ว

      Agreed, at least at first. That’s what by the book stuff gets you in sales.

  • @SubStandardPoker
    @SubStandardPoker 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Wow. I got flashbacks to my recruiting tour. Hilarious and accurate and sad all at the same time! Bravo!

  • @aloha_saladbar1854
    @aloha_saladbar1854 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Thank you for making this, almost every point hits the mark.. God bless you and your Recruiter!

  • @thenewwaysmusic
    @thenewwaysmusic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is the first episode that I have seen. I AM REALLY IMPRESSED! GREAT JOB!

    • @themental9line
      @themental9line 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The depictions get better as the series goes on, in my opinion.

  • @dutchvanderlin5556
    @dutchvanderlin5556 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "We're not obligated to do that" Sounds like the Uvalde police...

  • @j.fraley6862
    @j.fraley6862 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "I don't have tits Sgt!" "It looks like your working on some!" LMFAO!! Classic!

  • @felixxdenolo6793
    @felixxdenolo6793 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    She’s just swiping on tinder lol

  • @AK-hi7mg
    @AK-hi7mg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Lol this show is more serious than I first tought. It's actually pretty good.

  • @edwardhayes6113
    @edwardhayes6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Reminded me what was said about recruiting duty in the 1950s .
    1. If your married you get divorced
    2. If your single you get married
    3. If you do neither you buy a
    new car
    USMC retired 1951 1971
    GYSGT

  • @happinesshotel5375
    @happinesshotel5375 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thank you Vet Tv for endless entertainment!

  • @TomSidProductions
    @TomSidProductions 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    If only it was the checkpoint charlie cop that hit the guy.

  • @gear89
    @gear89 5 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Ah they didn't show Jodi sliding in after she hung up on her husband.

  • @23apiaries20
    @23apiaries20 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That Marine Recruiter is a GOD dam HERO!!!!

  • @crimsonfury7811
    @crimsonfury7811 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    16:29 lol the only point sgt Isabella Thaddius got nervous.... Well he owned her 😂😂😂

  • @HazmatUnit
    @HazmatUnit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    God dam that is the worst security guard I have ever seen

    • @marcusjones2517
      @marcusjones2517 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've seen worse...

    • @indyjons321
      @indyjons321 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Since when are schools allowed to have armed guards anyways?

    • @YourMom-xn6pj
      @YourMom-xn6pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      indyjons321 since like forever ago??

    • @sneakysnickersnoopy
      @sneakysnickersnoopy 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I mean... national guard...

    • @erictruong324
      @erictruong324 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      indyjons321 My school doesn't have security but it does have at least one police officer around

  • @eschus2057
    @eschus2057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Good episode guys comedic yet hitting on some dramatic notes keep it up

  • @Dogan365
    @Dogan365 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    getting shot from behind got me !

  • @Kitchdmn3
    @Kitchdmn3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a former Marine recruiter I can verify this is 99% accurate, down to the enlistment video. Except I had to have 3 appointments.

  • @bruges1964
    @bruges1964 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "Well that escalated quickly"

  • @towelietowel4513
    @towelietowel4513 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    This is fucking hilarious, the storyline is good and the acting isn’t bad. Keep up the good work guys.

    • @VETTvchannel
      @VETTvchannel  4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Thanks for the support.

  • @CryingButterfly0508
    @CryingButterfly0508 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    "Domesticated Terminal Poolie." Goddamn, I thought we were the only ones that had that.

    • @redcell9636
      @redcell9636 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh, at my recruiting station I never heard this term. So it's actually new to me.

  • @DL-jw8pj
    @DL-jw8pj 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    JESUS CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!! Ill pay money for this.. Was a USMC Recruiter from 2000-2004 and this, THIS IS GOLD~~~~!!!!!!

  • @samuraiska320
    @samuraiska320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Staff Sergeant Curtis.
    My Marine recruiter. Was with me every step of the way.

  • @tymcdaniel5453
    @tymcdaniel5453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Fuck off I was in the National Guard” killed me

  • @eliasmartinez6284
    @eliasmartinez6284 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Uvalde police vibes 100!

  • @Rebel8MAC
    @Rebel8MAC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damn. This show predicted the cops reaction to Uvalde shooting

  • @VanOfSalt
    @VanOfSalt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Jesus I thought this was going to be a documentary series 😂😂😂

  • @laptopdroptop9457
    @laptopdroptop9457 5 ปีที่แล้ว +20

    I remember seeing a Marine recruiter pick up a highschool student while having a recruitment stand at our high school haha, thank you for serving.

  • @pbk977
    @pbk977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Heh this was dark AF. It feels like a lifetime ago that I was capable of this kind of humor.

  • @kevray
    @kevray 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    11:09 “Some aspects are like Call of Duty yes” 😂😂

  • @Lj_anp
    @Lj_anp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    For a poolee who hasn't gone to bootcamp yet this was the funniest series

    • @urielponce9532
      @urielponce9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Deadwilder don’t go

    • @Lj_anp
      @Lj_anp 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@urielponce9532 why not?

    • @urielponce9532
      @urielponce9532 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Jimmy Deadwilder go and find out 🤣

    • @Lj_anp
      @Lj_anp 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@urielponce9532 alright imma come back to this comment

    • @burnheretic3950
      @burnheretic3950 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Lj_anp dont listen to him. It will be the best thing you can do for yourself. Be a part of the team and a leader but also think for yourself. Maintain your moral compass and set a example for the less mature recruits to follow. Have respect for those around you and teach them to do the same. Americans need there moral fabric back and it starts with you. Set a example for others to follow. Times might get a little tough at bootcamp but nothing you cant handle. Dont even let yourself think about quitting, always just think about pushing through. Even if its just thinking about each next step. efore you know it whatever the evolution will be over and you will look back on it with pride. If you are in shape and not retarded bootcamp should not be hard.

  • @MrKrabs-ye5qd
    @MrKrabs-ye5qd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Looks as if the navy died last. But he made it out. And got ran over by cops. LOL!!

  • @dionthomas5418
    @dionthomas5418 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    I love that show Recruiters: first mission very cool Marine Corps show

  • @sdmiii1102
    @sdmiii1102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I’ve got some Gunny stuff to do.” I never heard that said once but it’s definitely a thing.

    • @edwardhayes6113
      @edwardhayes6113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I still say it after fifty years retired USMC GYSGT 1951-1971. I write more got GYSGT things to do, or as a pussy whip civilian would say honey dos

  • @taprackbang5239
    @taprackbang5239 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    This is what it's like to be a corpsman trying to get my marines to get their shots.