Soldier makes TikTok on why he's being kicked out of the Army

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    A US Army Soldier was caught breaking some pretty important rules and is now being kicked out of the military, or so he says. Angry Drill SGT breaks down the TikTok videos of the Soldier describing what he did to be removed from the military
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  • @genovich
    @genovich 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14073

    Wow this is crazy, I was there when he got caught the first time. He makes it kinda light but when DS yelled to stop that guy he got straight clotheslined and mobbed by 20 privates lol

    • @jacemiddleton3053
      @jacemiddleton3053 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1808

      He’s tryin to keep that shit on the low low hahahahaha😂😂

    • @musab.k.9870
      @musab.k.9870 2 ปีที่แล้ว +311

      Lmao

    • @AZIONG651
      @AZIONG651 2 ปีที่แล้ว +645

      Bruh give this more likes, everyone should know about it.

    • @markwoodhead9592
      @markwoodhead9592 2 ปีที่แล้ว +275

      That's fucking hilarious

    • @basketballmgg
      @basketballmgg 2 ปีที่แล้ว +471

      Wish there was a video of it. This kinda dumb crap makes my head spin.

  • @Charleyeyeye
    @Charleyeyeye 2 ปีที่แล้ว +668

    He drove..for two hours.. and the whole time thought this plan was bulletproof..

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +272

      "how could i possibly fail?"

    • @shanecurtin860
      @shanecurtin860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      He was probably too busy telling his buddy how vapes are where the money's at😂

    • @andrewsalhany5665
      @andrewsalhany5665 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@shanecurtin860 🤣🤣🤣

    • @dpwellman
      @dpwellman 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      And certainly not smoking anything he could identify by smell

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@AngryCops "It was a calculated risk but damn, I suck at math"

  • @CarbideSix
    @CarbideSix ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    This is both a prosecutor’s wet dream and a defense attorney’s nightmare at the same time.

    • @Stoiss
      @Stoiss ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I second that XD

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Actually, it makes a defense attorney's job easier. The perp is caught and there is no question of guilt or innocence. They can cut the trial part and go right to the plea bargain. That kid is so busted.

    • @Emilythematerialgurl
      @Emilythematerialgurl ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Makes me laugh so hard imagine being the lawyer and going fuck I can't sorry honor he's guilty I can't defend this person

    • @Cybetrexs
      @Cybetrexs ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean it really is a dream for both. The kid’s so done for the prosecutor has a near-immediate turnaround and the defense can skip the trial, get him a plea bargain, and collect that paycheck instantly. This isn’t a case a defense attorney would dare take to trial.

    • @trollerthegreattrollertheg6234
      @trollerthegreattrollertheg6234 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@thatguy22441and you know that they're gonna up the price to get that plea deal lmao

  • @marmer1327
    @marmer1327 ปีที่แล้ว +535

    If I got caught by the same drill sergeant, I would have been like "YES SIR, YOU WERE SO GREAT I HAD TO COME BACK TO SEE YOU"

    • @yeetcannonblaster5396
      @yeetcannonblaster5396 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      you forgot to add "SIR" to the end of your sentence lol

    • @indigoenergygamer4350
      @indigoenergygamer4350 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Ah yes, cause every DS loves to be called sir or ma'am 😂

    • @vinchin8486
      @vinchin8486 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      watch who you're calling sir bub

    • @Chino57038
      @Chino57038 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sir? 🤨

    • @Amoodz
      @Amoodz 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      sir

  • @dogofthelog4074
    @dogofthelog4074 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3898

    I love how he's straight up just admitting to committing multiple crimes on social media, while showing his face and his name. We got a genius here.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      The even worse part is that's really common to do. But no one ever accused criminals of being the smartest.

    • @ninjabearpress2574
      @ninjabearpress2574 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      It's funny Angry DS brought it up, I was thinking in all the decades I watched COPS I never saw someone this chronically stupid.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Heck, I didn't admit to shoplifting a candy bar (as a young kid) until twice the statute of limitations had expired. But then, I'm not a complete idiot

    • @x43902467
      @x43902467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      A couple police investigators I know keep fake facebook and instagram accounts open with generic names and pictures, just to friend and follow all the guys they're looking into, it's amazing what people admit to.

    • @christophhofland8890
      @christophhofland8890 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Smart criminals dont get caught, and they for sure don't admit their crimes on social media.
      Or they are politicians and everyone knows their criminals but law enforcement pretends its suddenly struck blind.

  • @bobbydrown2315
    @bobbydrown2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3605

    Drill Sergeants remember their basic trainees. One of my Drill Sergeants spotted me on base in Iraq 3 years after I graduated and still recognized me. He got in line behind me at the Dfac screamed, "What the F*** are you doing here!?" Scared the crap out of me, lol. It was actually pretty awesome to see him again in that environment. Good times.

    • @bigbrotheriswatching1190
      @bigbrotheriswatching1190 2 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      *Confused screaming intensifies*

    • @nickmaclachlan5178
      @nickmaclachlan5178 2 ปีที่แล้ว +393

      What the F*** are you doing here? is the most asked question in any branch of the Military when two previous acquaintances meet in different surroundings.
      I cannot tell you how many times I've said this, or had it said to me.......and it's a totally rhetorical question. LOL.

    • @SilverbackE12B
      @SilverbackE12B 2 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@nickmaclachlan5178 facts 😂😂

    • @truthbomb3862
      @truthbomb3862 2 ปีที่แล้ว +176

      I bumped into my old 1st Sgt one day at camp Kalsu in 2009 and I was a civilian contractor. That was a good evening of stories and contraband sharing 😂

    • @bobbydrown2315
      @bobbydrown2315 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      @@truthbomb3862 I was at Kalsu untill March 2009. I wonder if I saw you around base, lol.

  • @kristofevarsson6903
    @kristofevarsson6903 ปีที่แล้ว +132

    My grandpa served in Vietnam. Back in the day when he was waiting for set deployment from Germany to the jungle itself, some asshats took one of the battalion tanks for a joyride.
    They made the entire battalions dig holes until they fainted. From exhaustion. All night long, just digging holes in the countryside.
    My grandpa never spoke much about the war itself, but on some drunken nights he would bitch _mightily_ about those guys that got _him_ into trouble when he was squared away and accounted for.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I mean, i would be pissed too.

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@oz_jones who wouldn't be?

    • @amadeusnagamine9056
      @amadeusnagamine9056 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      But why would they punish battalion when this is really an individual screw up that should be treated separately ? That's just insane

    • @kristofevarsson6903
      @kristofevarsson6903 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@amadeusnagamine9056 Old Army. Back in the day, soldiers were expected to keep each other in line, not just themselves. Or at the very least, stay between the lines just enough to not get caught or stand out whenever they decided to get a little too fast and loose with it.

    • @allmivoyses
      @allmivoyses 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Did he ever say what kind of tank? An old M113, the old APC perhaps?

  • @Bbbbjjjjjjjj35
    @Bbbbjjjjjjjj35 ปีที่แล้ว +427

    There’s no way he’s this stupid. I can’t even believe my eyes. He deserves whatever he gets

    • @dwaterson21
      @dwaterson21 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Well, hes not that dumb, I mean, he said "that's where the money at," and we know he's the paragon of integrity

    • @gardengnome3249
      @gardengnome3249 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@dwaterson21 Too much credit given. I bet some one else gave him the idea.
      No way he thought of it himself.

    • @nocapbussin
      @nocapbussin ปีที่แล้ว

      He's a Zoomer. The majority of his generation is stupid beyond belief.
      I remember when Boomers whined and cried about Millenials, but until you deal with Zoomers (18-28ish) you really begin to understand why the elites wanna depopulate and start WW3.

    • @deepstatesounds
      @deepstatesounds 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@gardengnome3249 He probably did he most likely just got out of high school in the fucking hood where he sold vapes to minors in his school then got a wild hair up his ass to join the army so he might have the slightest chance at being a goddamn man he just tried to carry on his high school dealing business to basic training. However, he is the dumbest individual I've seen in a long time.

    • @thatguy22441
      @thatguy22441 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      He really is that stupid. We had a couple idiots of his caliber in my Basic Training company. I guess he tried to sell bootleg vapes because his job as a rocket scientist wasn't working out.

  • @erccdang
    @erccdang 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3108

    You can tell He's litteraly lied his whole life and this is the first time he's finally being held accountable and he's in shock

    • @faustocrapiz136
      @faustocrapiz136 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

      @@SupaSwope an internet dude acting tough. Say it ain't soooooooooooo

    • @SupaSwope
      @SupaSwope 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      @@faustocrapiz136 in what way am I acting tuff?

    • @subhuman8945
      @subhuman8945 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@SupaSwope well how tough are you?

    • @NonComDemon
      @NonComDemon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      I'm willing to bet he gets caught all the time. The problem is he's also lying to himself so he thinks he's not doing anything wrong.

    • @Nathanael12
      @Nathanael12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      ​@@SupaSwope Please don't bring racism into this.

  • @YazzFIoot
    @YazzFIoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1031

    I WAS AT THE SHOPPETTE AND SAW THIS GUY IN THE ACT!! Post-wide notice went out that evening and I laughed at how stupid he was

    • @emmettcunliffe-owen6688
      @emmettcunliffe-owen6688 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      That’s pretty sick that you were there to see that. How long ago was this?

    • @YazzFIoot
      @YazzFIoot 2 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      @@emmettcunliffe-owen6688 I don't remember exactly because I didn't think twice about it, but not super long. Couple of months, feels like maybe 6 to 9 months ago now. Last Fall i think

    • @yomybutthurtzzz8051
      @yomybutthurtzzz8051 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 thx for your service and your comment

    • @danperez6685
      @danperez6685 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Aren't you glad this guy got kicked out before you were in combat with him?

    • @hotredtiger316
      @hotredtiger316 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      7:40 - Has this late-term abortion walking not learned by now that it’s always a bad idea to run from both cops AND Drill Sergeants? Apparently not.



      It’s also clear that if nobody can outrun Motorola, they damn sure can’t outrun the Internet; especially when they snitch themselves out and refuse to take full responsibility for their fuck-ups.

  • @Vod_MacDuff
    @Vod_MacDuff ปีที่แล้ว +210

    I was a Master at Arms in the Navy, and we saw shit like this all the time, people just getting off restriction, and then caught again for the same exact behavior. This clown got off easy, and that's why he did it again.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      What was the dumbest thing like this that you’ve seen someone do?

    • @garyritchie6649
      @garyritchie6649 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      ​@Aredel I'm a Master-at-Arms, I was on a deployment in a carrier when we had a couple get sent to the brig 4 times for being naked in each other's racks. Eventually they broke up, and in a fit of rage, the girl pissed in an opened bottle and threw it into his berthing lol

    • @cbozant3428
      @cbozant3428 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@garyritchie6649 saw this on Stethem. But they were both already on restriction 😂

    • @KariIzumi1
      @KariIzumi1 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@garyritchie6649i bet that chick was an ICman ...IC chicks were all nutso on my first boat 😂
      You're right that depending on the command (especially overseas in Japan where no one with any other options would take orders almost anywhere else in the world) would let so much shit slide. Most of the time, these fuck asses weren't worth the headaches they brought to their commands, like the guy in engineering with the temper so bad that ten days before what would've (somehow) been an honorable discharge, he came home drunk and beat his two year old daughter to death. The only time he was ever sent to mast was because he didn't say "good morning" to his DIV-O. Come on, now 🫠

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 23 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Something tells me he's been let off easy his whole life.

  • @justforever96
    @justforever96 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I would be in inclined to feel bad for him if he was like "I fucked up, I ruined my chance, do don't do what I did", but instead he is bragging about what he did, what he didn't get caught for, and he is annoyed that he got caught.

  • @sigurdursine7763
    @sigurdursine7763 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    He got promoted from private second class to civilian felony class.

    • @benafoo25
      @benafoo25 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He ended up right where he joined the military to avoid. Pathetic.

  • @nonpartisangunowner4524
    @nonpartisangunowner4524 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1125

    My Drill Sergeants made one thing very clear: They never wanted to see any of us, again.
    To this day, I am still happy to oblige them.

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      We had a Military Police 95B E-6 DS female get ROD because she had a massive 🥊 fight with another DS. The CO, Captain had enough of her nonsense.

    • @tylerlane4587
      @tylerlane4587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Agreed 😂

    • @RahzZalinto
      @RahzZalinto 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Akward af when i saw some again during a recruiting trip

    • @zacharylewis417
      @zacharylewis417 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Not me lol. My DS decided to show up to my Unit 3 years later after I graduated lol. We went down range together. Ah good times.

    • @treroney4720
      @treroney4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@DavidLLambertmobile ROD?

  • @GreenOverRed
    @GreenOverRed ปีที่แล้ว +129

    This guy is why airborne slots should be earned, not required.

    • @Moon-vn6qw
      @Moon-vn6qw ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sjb3460 you said this like it's a good thing, no one asked brother

    • @Moon-vn6qw
      @Moon-vn6qw ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sjb3460 ok brother

    • @raevj
      @raevj ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Do they have diversity quotas in the Airborne too?

  • @ender8124
    @ender8124 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Every now and then, I come back to this video to remind myself there are people worse at life than I am

  • @exactlybasically8603
    @exactlybasically8603 2 ปีที่แล้ว +978

    “You tried to run from a drill sergeant?
    You’re just gonna die tired.”
    Underrated line

    • @commiehunter733
      @commiehunter733 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Facts

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Yeah that one got me, 😆.

    • @Rockinruffhouser
      @Rockinruffhouser 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Drill sergeants are a different breed.

    • @dougsmith6262
      @dougsmith6262 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Rockinruffhouser Yeah it was nice to see that not all Marines were like Drill Instructiors after finishing boot camp, lol.

    • @tonydade305TBAS
      @tonydade305TBAS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      👿 😂

  • @styner3
    @styner3 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3662

    Having a dishonorable discharge is almost like being a convicted felon in the work force. Some employers won’t touch you.

    • @ericmorang3903
      @ericmorang3903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +221

      Yeah, you can forget college or a good career. you're done frakked up! All you can really do is flip burgers at McDonald's.

    • @pdrake458
      @pdrake458 2 ปีที่แล้ว +433

      If I was hiring I think I would rather give a convict a 2nd chance rather then a dishonorable discharge

    • @HeilSol
      @HeilSol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Good

    • @beerdonaldmcboozy
      @beerdonaldmcboozy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      Having a felony has not stopped me from doing what I want.

    • @LetsPlayBojangles
      @LetsPlayBojangles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +227

      @@pdrake458 Honestly same, because it means they were given a structured environment, with good role models, free food and housing and STILL threw it all away. Vs a normal felon may have felt the need to commit a crime just to get by and keep food in their stomache without access to a good support system.
      I'd at least talk to a felon under the right circumstances but a dishonorable discharge goes right in the shredder.

  • @floridacoder
    @floridacoder ปีที่แล้ว +27

    At no point in the 25 years since I went to boot camp was I ever tempted to return.

  • @aaronperez09
    @aaronperez09 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    After having gone through both BCT & AIT I quickly learned that there’s wayyyy more dirtbags like this kid in the Army. Unfortunately, they get pushed through to become someone else’s problem. But that’s what happens when we relax the standards. A lot of the shit people don’t get filtered out.

    • @michaelleahy4551
      @michaelleahy4551 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Yet i get a pdq at meps because of limited mobility in my right wrist which has literally never been an issue for me

    • @willofdodge1
      @willofdodge1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      We had this and a lot worse back in 06. This has always been an issue in the Army

    • @medicineman360
      @medicineman360 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's not Army-specific. My roommate in Hospital Corps School for the USN was a dirtbag of the highest order.
      He would sleep in EVERY SINGLE morning we had class. He somehow avoided any watches whenever it was our duty section day and never showed up for sweepers either. He was the kid who would buy the stereo/laptop/console game/etc from folks who had graduated, knowing he wouldn't be able to take it to his first duty station. He had so much shit in our barracks room! Lol
      He literally filled up his phone memory (this was in 06) by taking selfies in front of the mirror, and they he couldn't understand why I wouldn't lend him my phone, so he could take a selfie with it and send it to some rando girl. And finally, speaking of rando girls, he got some shipmate pregnant and literally told her on the phone (I was in the room during this conversation), "Nah, it ain't mine. I don't know why you're telling me this. I'm not going to help you at all.".
      That's the kind of POS who would fall asleep on watch and get a bunch of sailors or Marines killed. No clue whatever happened to him. I'm hoping he got kicked out.

  • @notactuallytesco
    @notactuallytesco 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1586

    Nobody in their right mind would EVER want to head back into basic as a recruit, let alone risk your job to ACT like one! this guy needs some THERAPY bro

    • @omarmassey2522
      @omarmassey2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Nah, we can't do shit for him. We won't be in long enough to finish his 12 sessions anyway

    • @lastswordfighter
      @lastswordfighter 2 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      I hope they administer a cognitive test because I suspect brain damage or mental sickness.

    • @kayp4601
      @kayp4601 2 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I did basic training twice. Once in 2007 (got out of Army in 2013) and again when I re-enlisted in 2021. I have had enough of BCT.

    • @ghost-facedhindu4275
      @ghost-facedhindu4275 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@kayp4601 BCT, the most fun you never want to have again.

    • @omarmassey2522
      @omarmassey2522 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      @@lastswordfighterI'm a behavioral health specialist and I can tell you they do a mental status evaluation during the process of separating the soldier, but no this is definitely behavioral as he hasn't shown signs of abnormal cognitive functioning. He came up with a "clever" way to hustle vapes for an increased rate because in training you can't use tobacco, so he knew people would pay more for it. But, he didn't think he would get caught, not realizing that the drill sergeants aren't stupid. He made a stupid decision, and is being chaptered for making a series of dumb decisions.

  • @godgod3367
    @godgod3367 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3888

    It’s sad that it’s so hard to get kicked out of the army. I was at fort Lee and a guy in the class above me got 12 negative counselings, 2 article 15s, and a UCMJ for a sharp case and still graduated. What happened afterwards idk but the fact that he got his ait certificate and wasn’t already discharged was ridiculous

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      There had to be something positive about the guy or something he was good at🤔

    • @nathan-ls8yw
      @nathan-ls8yw 2 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      @@spankthemonkey3437 yup, the only way he didn’t get kicked is if he has some kinda skill they desperately need

    • @Cheeki_breeki6
      @Cheeki_breeki6 2 ปีที่แล้ว +154

      Probably tells everyone he's a fucking war hero too

    • @guilty_mulburry5903
      @guilty_mulburry5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      He either never got promoted or got a commission

    • @yukisanscorner3582
      @yukisanscorner3582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      His PT score was probably at 600 or something

  • @bigdogv6543
    @bigdogv6543 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    Since when do trainees walk around post unsupervised.... With cash to buy ANYTHING? The Army has changed more than I thought.

  • @EasyGrilling101
    @EasyGrilling101 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    "You ran from the drill sargent, your just gonna die tired" 😂😊 seriously had me grinning from ear to ear!

    • @cdub9925
      @cdub9925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      You’re*

    • @EasyGrilling101
      @EasyGrilling101 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cdub9925You were so bothered by an unknown individuals grammar mistake that you feel it had to be addressed....why....?? It's a simple and common mistake but it makes me wonder if "you're" a teacher....?? Don't get me wrong it's not a big deal to me either way, but it did make me wonder....??

    • @cdub9925
      @cdub9925 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@EasyGrilling101 because it deeply bothers me that you didn’t use the correct “you’re”

    • @thegreenninja7552
      @thegreenninja7552 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@cdub9925 lol waters to easy to get.

  • @sgtrickards5683
    @sgtrickards5683 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1375

    This guy right here...These types of Soldiers are the reason I got out. Brand new PVTs not listening. They can't let the streets go. Americans need to start raising their kids better

    • @snakerstran9101
      @snakerstran9101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This one is quite a bit sideways but still seems tame compared to these blue haired he/she freaks getting churned out of school by the evil Marxist bastards.

    • @steves578
      @steves578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      amen brother.

    • @Louzahsol
      @Louzahsol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dude, the army became the biggest welfare program that it’s not even funny

    • @mandero8842
      @mandero8842 2 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      Plus , yano.... An actual working edumacation system might help.

    • @treroney4720
      @treroney4720 2 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      I just graduated A school and I’m always shocked when I see people getting NJP‘s before they even hit the fleet. Don’t get me wrong I understand basic and stressful and once you’re out do you want to party and have a good time. And I had a great time in a school but I also understood that I am a adult with a career. I didn’t come this far to embarrass my family

  • @JLnukka
    @JLnukka 2 ปีที่แล้ว +431

    You know this guy's gonna go through life telling ppl he served his country too.

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      He'll have a stolen valor channel soon too!

    • @bryansierra0909
      @bryansierra0909 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      And he gonna ask others to thank him for his service.

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@bryansierra0909 Collect from veteran-supporting charities...

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@RuralTowner You think he'll try to fake a terminal illness too?

    • @RuralTowner
      @RuralTowner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Anino_Makata 25//75...50//50...any of it's possible anymore. Lot of copy cats that forget to check how well it went for the one they want to emulate.

  • @jetorixjones
    @jetorixjones ปีที่แล้ว +8

    “I don’t even know what it smell like” is the new “I didn’t inhale”

  • @Dr._Ghost
    @Dr._Ghost ปีที่แล้ว +24

    I've boiled the Army down to 2 basic rules that applies to literally everything the military teaches you....
    1. Don't be stupid.
    2. Be a good dude.
    You'll have a successful military career with that

    • @mattevans1643
      @mattevans1643 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Nah, you don't even have to be a good person. You just have to not be stupid. Show up on time, right uniform, and don't open your mouth ever. Doesn't make you a good person, just makes you a smart person.

  • @jamesthelamenter5464
    @jamesthelamenter5464 2 ปีที่แล้ว +677

    Moral of the story:
    Drill Sargents are like Autistic Elephants.
    They never forget and remember the smallest impossible details.

    • @Loli_lover206
      @Loli_lover206 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Lmao

    • @sgtslippyfist6345
      @sgtslippyfist6345 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      And they will stomp you

    • @bigdiccmarty9335
      @bigdiccmarty9335 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Don't forget; Like Elephants, they WILL outrun you if you try.

    • @blondknight99
      @blondknight99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dude theyre F- supernatural. I swear in '87 at Benning there were Drill Sgt's that could sense you looking at them in a crowded DEFAC. Just spooky man!
      But I would have followed them into Hell.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +238

      and we will trample you

  • @darkmage07070777
    @darkmage07070777 2 ปีที่แล้ว +341

    And suddenly, the script for Major Payne 2 has just written itself into existence thanks to this guy...

    • @BionicBurke
      @BionicBurke 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Nah, Major Payne 2 already exists my good man. This calls for a trilogy... call this one General Payne. That's right, he's come a long way and now shows everyone the ways of Payne.

    • @rockhound3.14
      @rockhound3.14 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmao

    • @BiscuitDelivery
      @BiscuitDelivery 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@BionicBurke Watch out for the upcoming spinoff: Payne In My Ass.

    • @radium4194
      @radium4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@BionicBurke YES

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Din yo Mommy & Daddy pay you any attention,son? Stand at attention when I'm speaking to you..."

  • @rkinnaird1
    @rkinnaird1 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    This young man has no future if he continues to make decisions like the ones he’s made so far

    • @vxicepickxv
      @vxicepickxv ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's still a future. Not a great one, but a future.

    • @Manukab001
      @Manukab001 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      A short life too

    • @SafeRemain
      @SafeRemain 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      well thats where the moneys at

    • @dmichael7144
      @dmichael7144 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      He made a video bragging about how he still got benefits

  • @JD-fr8sf
    @JD-fr8sf 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    You know he’s dumb when he touches the right side of his chest and says “my hearts pounding”

  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1888

    great video. what do they always say, "there is always that 10%. Best thing for him to get booted.

    • @finley07
      @finley07 2 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @Jameson Travels Love your videos

    • @strider4life696
      @strider4life696 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Hey Jameson. I like your videos. Happy Easter to you.

    • @Yofi12
      @Yofi12 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Love your vids sir, happy Easter

    • @yukisanscorner3582
      @yukisanscorner3582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Love your videos! Happy Easter to ya!

    • @mynamejeff785
      @mynamejeff785 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know we used to throw the word shitbag around all the time in jest, but this idiot right here is like a living embodiment of the word Shitbag. Good things he is out now before he can get anyone killed

  • @justinresch6169
    @justinresch6169 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1988

    The thing that blows my mind the most is that this kid doesn't seem to have any concept that he did anything wrong. He's just bummed he got caught.

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Some people are just evil

    • @knight-sergeanthutman7292
      @knight-sergeanthutman7292 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@looinrims he’s not evil he’s just stupid

    • @mk6315
      @mk6315 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Melanite entitlement syndrome

    • @Jameel2k
      @Jameel2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @@looinrims wouldn't say he evil some are just blind not everyone's sight and vision is the same some need glasses some can do with contacts, hope you understand

    • @Jameel2k
      @Jameel2k 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@looinrims also remember we all aren't looking at the same things while you probably looked for girls or family he obviously is focused on my they say don't judge s book by its cover but also remember they're different books

  • @arianebolt1575
    @arianebolt1575 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    "I wanted to [action here] but the Drill Sergeant had other ideas."
    Basic in a nutshell

  • @montikore
    @montikore 2 ปีที่แล้ว +383

    "YOU RAN FROM A DRILL SERGEANT?? YOU'RE JUST GONNA DIE TIRED, IDIOT"
    hahahahaha oh shit I spit my coffee on that one.

    • @ladymusic3134
      @ladymusic3134 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That line was gold!

    • @circle7motorsports
      @circle7motorsports 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      bro I was cutting 12min 2 miles and still had to work to keep up with my drills dudes were machines

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      A group in my company got caught eating off a roach coach when they were supposed to be in church and one guy ran. A DS who's real last name was actually Battle caught him and he had a huge head start. DS Battle was still in his car when the guy started. No article 15s back then they just smoked them until they looked like they were about to die

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This fool said "I'm fast they can't catch me" The drill sergeant, the TOP of the Normal Military food chain in both Physical and Tactical Proficiency....my man really thought he was going to outrun, a army of Drill SGTs, BY HIS OWN DAMN AIT" I swear I'm scared of these new AIT soilders yo, their intelligence is terrifying 😅🤣

  • @m00seknucklejohnson45
    @m00seknucklejohnson45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +743

    I mean this guy gave me 18 solid minutes of angry drill sgt. I’m satisfied for the week.

    • @chucktittl3090
      @chucktittl3090 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      That a win in my book!

    • @JewishMarine
      @JewishMarine 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You've clearly never seen a Marine DI if you think that was angry.

    • @m00seknucklejohnson45
      @m00seknucklejohnson45 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@JewishMarine what I meant was the character “angry drill sgt” but your correct I have been fortunate enough not to having to experience an angry Marine Corp drill master

    • @younglord7805
      @younglord7805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@JewishMarine yeah that's what I tried to avoid and joined the Chair Force 🤣

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sweet Stuff

  • @westtnskirmishlog6820
    @westtnskirmishlog6820 ปีที่แล้ว

    Outstanding as always. Appreciate you sir.

  • @Yorkshire88VOR
    @Yorkshire88VOR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love this guy, especially his adverts they’re so fun and the insults are great, well done mate

  • @fathead8933
    @fathead8933 2 ปีที่แล้ว +856

    I would keep this guy around just for the training he provides. He insured the drill sgts are actually inspected the privates. He insured the MPs and Sheriff's department are qualified in high speed pursuits. And I can't imagine the paperwork training that everyone that's ever encountered this guy in a uniform is having to do.

    • @cameronrackner7701
      @cameronrackner7701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      He should be brought around posts like the Mother’s Against Drunk Driving cars. This is what can happen if you do stupid shit. It isn’t worth it!

    • @MollgraveInvention
      @MollgraveInvention 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      I call your mindset a half full glass of water.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Fat Head? More like smart head!

    • @fyou2327
      @fyou2327 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No. This dude shouldn't be allowed to spawn.

    • @warrenharrison9490
      @warrenharrison9490 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      This made me lol.

  • @jacobgeary1463
    @jacobgeary1463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +923

    Yeah I remember this guy, he was in my company at basic back in late 2020. We graduated in February and as it turned out we had the same mos so I had to deal with him at fort lee too. He was one of the worst troublemakers there and that’s saying something. I always figured he’d be kicked out within a year, looks like I was right. Great reaction video

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      It really chaps my ass that the Army doesn't let you just get rid of those assholes until after they've had the opportunity to bring several more people down with them.

    • @troylentz6580
      @troylentz6580 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Do you know what his first article 15 was? I'm sure the internet would love to hear

    • @mikehunt6160
      @mikehunt6160 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@troylentz6580You really believe this guy? lol

    • @troylentz6580
      @troylentz6580 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      @@mikehunt6160 until I have actual evidence not to I will, I wouldn't be surprised if this was someone out for internet points but I don't know that yet.

    • @1stchairclaire227
      @1stchairclaire227 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@troylentz6580 I don't recognize the name Geary, but the story and BCT cycle timeline checks out. I was in the company/plt with him. Saw him on TT Fyp when he was still in & was surprised he was still in and did airborne. Someone at my unit shared this video about him and I immediately recognized him. This situation happened in AIT tho. He did get in trouble by our 1SG and almost didn't graduate BCT, but he had to write a letter good enough to convince 1SG to let him complete the Forge to graduate.

  • @zombiefeast1.039
    @zombiefeast1.039 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    16:35 was one of greatest burns of all time. You have my respect for life sir.

  • @brennonrohde165
    @brennonrohde165 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    6:08 “You’re just going to die tired idiot!”

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes ปีที่แล้ว +293

    *walks into his old drill sergeant*
    *isn't even on the roster*
    *carrying giant bag full of contraband*
    "bruh it was the earrings"
    Fucking gold. And the "I don't even know what weed smell like" is a riot. I was straight-edge in high school and I still knew what weed smelled like.

    • @dakota9821
      @dakota9821 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      It was obvious before he even got that far. The lil boy stuttered hard asab when he got to "I never smoked weed".

    • @sebastianb.3978
      @sebastianb.3978 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      If you do security at a rave, you'll know more drugs by smell than you could survive taking in one evening.

    • @AttacMage
      @AttacMage ปีที่แล้ว +3

      took me till college, but that was because my roommate was doing it and got caught.

    • @lilieperez9760
      @lilieperez9760 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      bro could have done it during pass on the weekend

    • @derrickwalker4690
      @derrickwalker4690 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      What does it smell like? Like Cig smoke but more skunk ish?

  • @yukisanscorner3582
    @yukisanscorner3582 2 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    “All right, that’s enough! It’s time to kick this thing off!” Angry DS, you never disappoint 😂

    • @michelledax4083
      @michelledax4083 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Https://th-cam.com/video/5tWI5uudTKg/w-d-xo.html

    • @philobetto5106
      @philobetto5106 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      severe stupid... then! levels up to nuclear Stupid! and!!! uploaded it!!! so we can remind him for the rest of his life

    • @yukisanscorner3582
      @yukisanscorner3582 ปีที่แล้ว

      I never even got this much likes on my comments. (I shoulda said this 6 months ago)

  • @sojorrraws6250
    @sojorrraws6250 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The head of the peoples republic of integrity is a great line. You're hilarious i subscribed for sure

  • @pcat1378
    @pcat1378 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    These people always think they are so smarter than everyone else. The sad thing is they never change.

  • @CGR89
    @CGR89 2 ปีที่แล้ว +181

    So not only is he a liar and a criminal, he's a coward. This is the same type of guy who sits in prison saying he was framed and it's all a set up because he can't admit he's a criminal and a burden on society.

    • @damascusraven
      @damascusraven 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      "Clearly this is the fault of white people due to Jim Crow, nearly 60 years after it was abolished."

    • @luvslogistics1725
      @luvslogistics1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yes and blames the Army

    • @jjbarea758
      @jjbarea758 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I wouldn’t say a criminal or a coward because he’s obviously so proud of his stupidity. Liar, selfish, disrespectful and has a problem with authority.

  • @medicbabe2ID
    @medicbabe2ID 2 ปีที่แล้ว +665

    The word "cringe" is overused and played out but...if ever there's a situation for it to be used appropriately, this story is it. The level of stupid is so high it should come with a warning from the FAA first.

    • @JustIn-op6oy
      @JustIn-op6oy 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      The FAA quip had me laughing to the point my ribs hurt. I'm definitely going to use that line in the future. Bravo.

    • @jed-henrywitkowski6470
      @jed-henrywitkowski6470 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "... with a warning from the FAA first". literally lol.

    • @coenogo
      @coenogo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Holy shit my sides, that’s good

    • @radium4194
      @radium4194 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Nah, nasa gotta clear that, it’s outta this world

    • @DavidLLambertmobile
      @DavidLLambertmobile 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@radium4194 don't forget Space Force 🛰🚀✈🛸🛫...

  • @baddogdax69
    @baddogdax69 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    As a retired USAF MSgt and a MTI I love this, great job!

  • @maxwellschneiter
    @maxwellschneiter ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Holy shit, when I was in the Navy back in the 90s someone who did this would be looking at years in the brig and a big chicken dinner at a minimum

    • @Moon-vn6qw
      @Moon-vn6qw ปีที่แล้ว

      "brig" you were never in the navy pretend pirate

  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +362

    is it wrong to make a "He is risen" joke about this on Easter Sunday?

    • @Crazy-Chicken-Media
      @Crazy-Chicken-Media 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      No, no it is not Drill.

    • @jakefrost7404
      @jakefrost7404 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      It would be a crime not to.

    • @FSM46AND2
      @FSM46AND2 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😆

    • @D0CI87PC
      @D0CI87PC 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Drills are never wrong. And when they might be, they're not.

    • @christianpethukov8155
      @christianpethukov8155 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      All in fun, know you don't mean it sacrilegiously. I'm sure you could make God Himself chuckle.

  • @BajiBunny
    @BajiBunny 2 ปีที่แล้ว +386

    I love the part where he said "I'm not here to bullshit or lie" after telling us a story where he both bullshitted and lied to multiple people in multiple instances. Dude's such a terrible liar you'd think he'd get the memo and try being honest lol.

    • @x43902467
      @x43902467 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      If somebody says, "I'm not gonna lie to you."
      They're probably about to lie to you.

    • @cordelllongstreath741
      @cordelllongstreath741 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      He literally didn't lie

    • @NickorHacks
      @NickorHacks 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He’d probably get away with it then 😂

    • @Cavpal
      @Cavpal ปีที่แล้ว

      @@cordelllongstreath741 eat that red pill, you need it

  • @you1mad1foo
    @you1mad1foo ปีที่แล้ว

    This is the hardest I've laughed in a while brother. you earned all those likes.

  • @jakewatson3369
    @jakewatson3369 ปีที่แล้ว

    This videos and the its comments are loaded with laughs. Thanks AngryCops. Thanks vets.

  • @hotmojoe2483
    @hotmojoe2483 2 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    As a civilian who's never been in the military, just the idea of "breaking back into basic" is fucking asenine to me

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      It really does seem like a "Break into Prison" line of thought. Like you're going to go through a LOT OF EFFORT to be in a place you really shouldn't want to be.

    • @pauls7154
      @pauls7154 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      It’s not basic. It’s AIT. Just really restrictive college.

    • @rainman2222
      @rainman2222 2 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@NEEDbacon that’s a great point, it’s like a drug dealer breaking into prison to sell heroine because you can make more money

    • @Elevenbravo_ABN
      @Elevenbravo_ABN 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It sounds funny, but in reality you don’t “break in”.
      After I graduated basic, I stayed on at Benning for several months for other training. One day out of curiosity, we just hoped into my car and drove over to where we attended basic. In effect, anyone can walk right through the place.

    • @kova1577
      @kova1577 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Same with going back into your old high school

  • @lymanpj
    @lymanpj 2 ปีที่แล้ว +111

    “You are filled up on fuck up fuel” I’m using this one.

  • @UrBoiiMunchy
    @UrBoiiMunchy ปีที่แล้ว

    Out of all TH-cam ads angrycops and mrballen are the best

  • @AaronREngel-vh8bv
    @AaronREngel-vh8bv 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I'll bet his sergeant is sitting there making him make these videos as part of his punishment.

  • @trublgrl
    @trublgrl 2 ปีที่แล้ว +168

    "At this point I wanted to leave, but the criminal justice system had different plans." - Every criminal who got caught.

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Some do prefer 3 hots and a cot over having to job.

  • @SgtSplatts
    @SgtSplatts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +924

    We had only one article 15 in our entire platoon in basic during the 10 weeks. The drill sergeants literally had a ceremony to present this kid with it, threatened the whole company with future death, and moved on. Another day in the Army...

    • @junjunsay93
      @junjunsay93 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What the hell did he do

    • @danielsmith6782
      @danielsmith6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      Damn I never even heard of them giving out article 15 in basic usually you just got kicked out. although it was a different time when i was in

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      JESUS CHRIST

    • @ralphalvarez5465
      @ralphalvarez5465 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      @@danielsmith6782 my first day in permanent party and the company was in the field. A sergeant and I were assigned to watch a cook that struck a lieutenant in the field. The soldier was in a cell in the MP station and we were provided with a locked and cocked .45 and watched him for 24 hours. We were relived of that duty when he was transferred to Mannheim stockade. It reinforced that NCOs and officers were not to be messed with.

    • @carlosnievas1220
      @carlosnievas1220 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      In 1998 in Ft Jackson SC, we had 3 article 15s because people slept on fire guard. At Ft Lee Va, we had one article 15, cause someone wanted a candy bar. We were not allowed any!

  • @travishelgen9213
    @travishelgen9213 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This guy had the worst idea selling vapes, everyone knows the real money is selling little Debbie snacks to the FTU trainee's

  • @codycurtis543
    @codycurtis543 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Over 1 year later and your discount code for cannadips still works lmao! Thats awesome

  • @ViperPilot16
    @ViperPilot16 2 ปีที่แล้ว +408

    This is what everyone should point to when anyone mentions career suicide. The fact that he thought he would get away with this, then asks for sympathy! Like dude what universe would this even possibly work.

    • @dariuslithav7990
      @dariuslithav7990 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cus his black. They feel entitled because people they ain't know died as slaves. They gotta piggy back ride out of their suffering because the only thing they suffered in america recently is not getting jobs because they are lazy.

    • @Dbobcol
      @Dbobcol 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I went to basic with this guy at Fort Jackson. It’s funny af seeing him on an Angry cops video. But this man made it so that when we got our cellphones we had to be outside in the company, because he had the bright idea to take his into the bathroom with a bottle of lotion. Him doing something like this isn’t surprising lmao.

    • @maryelizabeth3055
      @maryelizabeth3055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      riight...😬

    • @distinguishedallureproduct879
      @distinguishedallureproduct879 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Don't worry, if they keep him in he'll be somebody's Battalion SGM getting another ART 15 for breaking into the female barracks talking about "Routine Checks" 🙄

    • @Dbobcol
      @Dbobcol 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Cipheiz yeah new army’s kinda lame like that but I’m almost certain they’re gonna take the 20 minute a week on our phones away at some point, and I really hope they do. Takes trainees minds off the mission and makes them worry about the next time they get their cellphones.

  • @drfuzz1238
    @drfuzz1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +917

    Holy shit I remember this guy. I graduated back in December and this guy will always be a legend for all the wrong reasons

    • @icyslush4316
      @icyslush4316 2 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Bro did yuh buy the 80$ vapes?

    • @keithjackson4985
      @keithjackson4985 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.

    • @noobnoob2184
      @noobnoob2184 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      What ever happened to DS roque

    • @drfuzz1238
      @drfuzz1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@noobnoob2184 Not too sure, she was still there when I graduated

    • @drfuzz1238
      @drfuzz1238 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@icyslush4316 Fuuuuuck no. A couple shitbags did and got caught with them at our ASP

  • @SbaDefender
    @SbaDefender ปีที่แล้ว +111

    Wow. As someone who worked as a CO in a prison.....this man is destined for the same greatness. That is, if he had the balls to do shit like this on the street....but if he did he already would've so he'll prolly just be getting my order wrong in the drive through for the next 17 years before he ODs because where did his life go.

    • @SbaDefender
      @SbaDefender ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ryanthelion408 bro what you talkin bout it's not about him committing a crime it's about him being stupid as fuck. Don't pull a muscle trying to stretch my comment into whatever bullshit you want it to be.

    • @terintiaflavius3349
      @terintiaflavius3349 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Harsh but reality

    • @Mxlcum
      @Mxlcum ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I was more scared to get caught at basic than outside

    • @NikkiDoesStufff
      @NikkiDoesStufff 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Savage. But I mean you’re not wrong.

    • @jjbarea758
      @jjbarea758 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Sadly he’s probably just going to keep getting others in trouble with him too because all he wants to do is have fun and “make money”.

  • @musefairy
    @musefairy ปีที่แล้ว

    Love your channel , Subscribed

  • @dxamericaxs8001
    @dxamericaxs8001 2 ปีที่แล้ว +371

    The fact that this man used the actual footage of Alexis Avila throwing her newborn in a dumpster shows commitment to a joke.

    • @gang-ridertv5433
      @gang-ridertv5433 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Took too long to find this comment. Also over commitment.

    • @snorehawk64
      @snorehawk64 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Only good Alexis comes from Texas

    • @GunShot2017
      @GunShot2017 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gonna be honest I didn't know that happen tell now 🤣

    • @redwolfmotovlogsandstuff7302
      @redwolfmotovlogsandstuff7302 2 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      And the sound he put it for it....just....

    • @RONPEE-STINGER
      @RONPEE-STINGER 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Thats was kinda messed up ahhaha

  • @nornedrob
    @nornedrob 2 ปีที่แล้ว +796

    I left the military nearly 20-years ago. It's sad to see that Privates still do stupid stuff. Pretty sure this kid has prison in his near future.

    • @hopeyouhaveagoodday3900
      @hopeyouhaveagoodday3900 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      America is 70 criminal legal and illegal

    • @brishanswords4952
      @brishanswords4952 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Privates doing stupid crap is basically a law of nature. It's happened since the beginning of time and will happen until the end of time. Mainly because the vast majority of Privates are morons who have never been away from the safety and protection of their parents. Going through basic four years after leaving home and being one of the older guys in the unit it was amazing how dumb the 17 and 18 year olds were.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 2 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Armies have literally had to order specially designed versions of some of their equipment solely because privates started doing stupid stuff. Look at the MAS 36 and MAS 49 bayonet lugs, for example. You know how reluctant any military is to order new gear

    • @beantownbushcraft
      @beantownbushcraft 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      🇺🇸 You can say that again, This DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE is looking at a Solid 3-5 just got being and Uneducated Bafoon.🤦🏼‍♂️☘️

    • @glassboxes
      @glassboxes 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@filmandfirearms so you saw a youtube video and now you’re an expert

  • @dylanmorgan5589
    @dylanmorgan5589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +424

    Dude, this is one hell of a story. It's so crazy i wouldn't beleive it if the dude wasn't telling it himself.
    The army gets some wild ones. Lmao.

    • @redhammer5783
      @redhammer5783 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      You spelled stupid wrong

    • @m4rvinmartian
      @m4rvinmartian 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      *What does someone telling a story do to increase the veracity, EVER?*
      That's usually a first indicator that it's BS.
      To normal people.

    • @m4rvinmartian
      @m4rvinmartian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@psychopompous3207 It's unnecessary in this format, he's not writing a business letter to get a contract for work.
      And you forgot the comma after period, to separate the two prepositional phrases.

    • @ls-33wraith33
      @ls-33wraith33 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@m4rvinmartian why you mad?

    • @mghegotagun
      @mghegotagun 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@m4rvinmartian Normal people wouldn't talk about this level of stupid crap they did in the first place. If he's ratting himself out, it's probably true to a large extent since normal people would either say they didn't do half the crap this scumbag did, or not say anything at all.

  • @STRAKAZulu
    @STRAKAZulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +343

    You nailed it with his new nickname. “Dishonorable Discharge” needs to be court martialed.
    And the close-up of your DS eyes... felt like you were staring into my soul.

    • @BIGM-gg9ln
      @BIGM-gg9ln 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Memories

    • @SierraKilo76
      @SierraKilo76 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      "felt like you were staring into my soul."
      Same here. Couldn't#t decide if I should jump into position of attention or hide behind something. So I just stared motionless like a rabbit facing a snake.

    • @STRAKAZulu
      @STRAKAZulu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@SierraKilo76 same!

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SierraKilo76 Don't move.His vision is keyed on movement!

  • @tisaiah2207
    @tisaiah2207 19 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Love the edits

  • @kbrat5465
    @kbrat5465 ปีที่แล้ว

    Dude! You’re hilarious. Love this show!

  • @MrJ567
    @MrJ567 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    And someday this guy will be on social media talking about foreign policy and weapons systems like he's an expert because he "actually served in the army."

    • @Paddyt986
      @Paddyt986 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How WILDLY optimistic you are of his life trajectory

  • @chosenfallen2024
    @chosenfallen2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +412

    The more he tells his story, the more I die inside.

    • @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701
      @undergrounddojokeyboardcag701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      You know in that conversation with his buddy he was like "we will totally get away with it, they wont think im dumb enough to try it again so soon after the first time. Ill prove them wrong".
      You also know he was pawning off sales on his boy. I bet he thought if he got caught again, it would be some kind of technicality because he was not selling them, his boy was.

    • @tacotom3492
      @tacotom3492 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Tbh I always thought military people had some moral compass or lived by a code that was respectable. I've definitely learned many of these people are morons just trying to collect a check. Makes the good people look bad. Sad. ✌️

    • @jerseyinthephilippines1283
      @jerseyinthephilippines1283 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lololol

    • @looinrims
      @looinrims ปีที่แล้ว

      Remember this guy got airborne

  • @adman1381
    @adman1381 2 ปีที่แล้ว +317

    What an absolute screwup. I’m not even in the military, but even I wouldn’t do something that dishonorable like that.

    • @oz_jones
      @oz_jones 2 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      But you don't understand, vapes is where the money is at.

    • @OctoArmor
      @OctoArmor 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@oz_jones anything to make a buck 😎

    • @Sara-L
      @Sara-L 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      he's so screwed up he doesn't even see his monumental failure as a bad thing.

    • @IAmMarioBroZilla
      @IAmMarioBroZilla 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is the guy who said I’d serve crack before I serve this country but still joined

    • @nfaisnfgay
      @nfaisnfgay 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      We lowered our standards and now we have mutts joining the military

  • @embracethesuck1041
    @embracethesuck1041 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Parents, this doesn't spontaneously happen at 18. You get away with a LOT of shit before that to get to the point where you think you can get away with this TWICE!!! Dad's, be a parent to your kids. They'll thank you for it later.

    • @bradmiller1539
      @bradmiller1539 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Having the equivalent of a 6th grade education doesn’t help.

  • @emilybrown4779
    @emilybrown4779 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m so confused. If this dude was kicked out of the Army, why is in uniform and why does it look like he’s on base?

  • @GuitarGuy4647
    @GuitarGuy4647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    I like how he’s still chillin’ in military gear even though he got kicked out of the army.

    • @rickcalbert8814
      @rickcalbert8814 2 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Yeah, and all his videos do look like he's at DOD installations, STILL...slow learner

    • @ftniceberg874
      @ftniceberg874 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Gonna see him on a buds311 video getting busted for stolen valor 🤣😂

    • @TheLilOrphan
      @TheLilOrphan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It takes for ever sometimes to get out processed from the military when you're getting kicked out. I think i did notice thay he lost rank between one video and the other.

    • @burtknighten1873
      @burtknighten1873 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      How else is he going to steal valor?

    • @GuitarGuy4647
      @GuitarGuy4647 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @Intergalactic Dust Bunny he fought in the Great Juul War of 2022.

  • @yavin99
    @yavin99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +177

    I bet that basic training company that caught him got pizza, when I was in basic another trainee from the barracks next to us decided to break into our barracks one night and of course was seen right away and DS was alerted and all we knew is the DS told us to "GET HIM" so we got him but somehow he ended up with bruises it must have been when he got tackled but all I know is that Sunday we got pizza in basic training.

    • @miafillene4396
      @miafillene4396 2 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      You deserved that Pizza. Thank you for your service, sir or ma'am.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  2 ปีที่แล้ว +113

      good troops deserve rewards

    • @urielgrey
      @urielgrey 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I laughed a little harder than i should have at this and you definitely deserved pizza!

    • @StormySky48
      @StormySky48 2 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      When you hear drill sergeant say "get them" that's when you feel your adrenaline start to rush and I'm huge smile spread across your face like the Grinch

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@nuttbag6658 When you're in Basic, it could be Papa John's cheese and it would be glorious.

  • @LordOverTheLightOfRa
    @LordOverTheLightOfRa 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    "I ain't about that life, I don't do no high speed chases." ( has ran away from every moment he's ever been caught)

  • @zephwyld855
    @zephwyld855 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That "hello" at the end
    I literally shit my pants

    • @BoredArt-
      @BoredArt- ปีที่แล้ว

      Ikrrrr 😂

    • @peytonsmith8630
      @peytonsmith8630 ปีที่แล้ว

      i looked away from my screen for 3 seconds and looked back to that

  • @C.CurrySims
    @C.CurrySims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +344

    Civilian here. Let me get this straight. This genius, and I used that term sarcastically, thinks that the same people who can tell which direction you polished your boots can't pick up on the smell of a vape pen. Then to add insult to injury, he thought he could outrun a base full of people who run a mile a day and the people who order them to do it. After that on a completely different day, with his picture up all over base, he proceeded to commit assault with a deadly weapon (his car) on a military officer, and he wants me to be on his side. Outstanding, that somebody can be that stupid!

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Technically drills are NCO enlisted but still. The rest is on the money

    • @nightmaresdaydream5766
      @nightmaresdaydream5766 2 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Definitely more than a mile a day!

    • @C.CurrySims
      @C.CurrySims 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@nightmaresdaydream5766 Thank you for the correction.

    • @joeestrada2787
      @joeestrada2787 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Professor Games,
      What does the acronym NCO stand for?

    • @GameTavern2224
      @GameTavern2224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joeestrada2787 non commissioned officer. They are technically still enlistedmen but do have some authority

  • @nikopawlowic6557
    @nikopawlowic6557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    This has to be the weirdest thing to get kicked out for.

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dick in hotdog bun? In the mess hall? This is the stupidest thing for sure I have ever seen without extreme levels of mental instability. This is NOT the weirdest thing. Groping a female or worse a male drill instructor is weirder than this.

    • @mattf2146
      @mattf2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      We had a guy in our unit who got chaptered for "grand theft aircraft."
      Prior to our deployment, he took his girlfriend to the local airport and stole the Cessna he'd been training on for his pilot's license. Took her for a drunken ride, and ended up crashing the plane into a residential area. That's a pretty interesting way to get the boot, too.

    • @steves578
      @steves578 2 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@mattf2146 and into a federal prison.

    • @mattf2146
      @mattf2146 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@steves578 Oh yeah! I'm sure he is still sitting at Leavenworth. This happened in 2008.

    • @JustinLaFleur1990
      @JustinLaFleur1990 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I would say the dumbest thing

  • @thelovelyfever5151
    @thelovelyfever5151 ปีที่แล้ว

    That plug at the is the first ad to work on me 😂

  • @keenanbain6910
    @keenanbain6910 ปีที่แล้ว

    The blooper reel got me 😂.
    😶‍🌫️ "hello!"

  • @RedDawn370
    @RedDawn370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +218

    Can we make this go viral and alert JAG about this. This guy needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Basic Trainees and Drills have enough to worry about... He compromised the security of a US Army post, lied to a NCO, and then fled. This guy needs to do hard time.

    • @Strutinan
      @Strutinan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      I'd be surprised if he doesn't get an honorable, since he's a member of not one but TWO privileged classes.

    • @RedDawn370
      @RedDawn370 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      I am former Army and I now do criminal defense work so I want to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. However, his continuing attitude and actions are inexcusable. He needs to be made an example of by JAG. AC please use your contacts to alert the appropriate members of JAG about this clown.

    • @birtdeninard883
      @birtdeninard883 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Strutinan I had the pleasure of escorting about 30 privates getting kicked out. With two article 15's under his belt, that's enough to get an "other than honorable" discharge - the worst that can happen without a court martial. Running from the cops like that is likely a court martial headed his way where he'll serve prison time and get a dishonorable. Pretty nutty

    • @justesbadua3965
      @justesbadua3965 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@RedDawn370 JAG isn't really going to do much about it. It depends on the kid's battalion commander and above. More than likely he's going to be recommended for special courts-martial. Used to be a paralegal specialist.

    • @satanpuncher06
      @satanpuncher06 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You think his whole CoC doesn’t know already?

  • @mcaddicts
    @mcaddicts 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

    This guy drove 2 hours and left his brain behind.

    • @typicalasianguy1805
      @typicalasianguy1805 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      You guys wanna drive to find his brain?
      Or is he too far gone?

    • @dalf01
      @dalf01 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I don't think he had a brain to begin with.

  • @stupidasso6183
    @stupidasso6183 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

    You unpacked the stogs Sarge.

  • @you1mad1foo
    @you1mad1foo ปีที่แล้ว

    "DONG! The empty ******* sound of meat hitting the inside of a dumpster" has me cracking up!!!! keep it up my dude.

  • @B.O.S.H_music
    @B.O.S.H_music 2 ปีที่แล้ว +52

    "You ran from a DS?!"
    We all do, in our nightmares.

    • @spankthemonkey3437
      @spankthemonkey3437 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should of drank a NOS energy drink

    • @bomcstoots1
      @bomcstoots1 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@spankthemonkey3437 and put a dip in

  • @gman7774
    @gman7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    It consistently surprises me when people act like authority figures are supposed to just allow you to break the rules. Entitlement.

    • @HateTheIRS
      @HateTheIRS 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      This guy just gives off vibes that he is a complete moron.
      There is no saving this kid.
      I’ve done some dumb things, no where near as bad, when I was a teenager. And I learned from my mistakes, this kid is just like, there’s something wrong with him.

    • @Leo_Pard_A4
      @Leo_Pard_A4 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @Aaron King you're not the brightest crayon in the box now are you?

    • @gman7774
      @gman7774 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Leo_Pard_A4 thank you. I was about to stoop to the “if your friends jumped off a bridge” saying.

    • @doms.6701
      @doms.6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @Aaron King found the kid that says "I would knock the DS out if he got in my face". Sure, kid, sure.

    • @doms.6701
      @doms.6701 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Paul Martin and not trusting authority hasn't been good for a lot of people either. That's not the point. If you distrust authority, why join an organization which requires and demands it? Like getting a job in food but hating that you have to work with food. It's idiotic to say the least

  • @Luscioushotdoggy
    @Luscioushotdoggy ปีที่แล้ว

    I think I you arrested me B4 lol . Love your channel 😂

  • @dxaonhenix8678
    @dxaonhenix8678 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    im really sad that he didnt say "its a fuckin me" like mario

  • @spider1g5
    @spider1g5 2 ปีที่แล้ว +377

    I was thinking at the beginning, this kid was gonna own up and say "yeah, I learned my lesson; but they gave me a second chance" then he started telling his side of the story. My brain cells hurt from listening to him.

    • @markdsm-5157
      @markdsm-5157 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      and he's practically bragging about it on tiktok.

    • @huffj20032003
      @huffj20032003 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      man i was hoping this Soldier would learn his lesson. NAH!

    • @stevenschnepp576
      @stevenschnepp576 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I wish I had your faith in humanity, but I had one of these kids. The frustrating part was the unit refused to chapter him for failure to adapt when I called his behavioral issues from the get-go, then stopped me from applying actually effective corrective measures as a specialist and as his sergeant, and _then,_ after I had him _almost_ beaten into a shape somewhat resembling a worthwhile human being if you didn't look too closely through over a year of close and careful work, decided to fuck with him on the regular so as to perpetuate his post-deployment death-spiral, thereby terminating what could have been a mediocre career and dragging down several potentially stellar careers with him because those goddamned fuckwitted fobbits just fucking couldn't not be trash.

    • @gavins9846
      @gavins9846 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Well you see ur wrong cos tha whur 'he 'muneh at.. *runs from drill sgt*

    • @rattus7881
      @rattus7881 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@markdsm-5157 ah even chrimals are becoming stupid

  • @citrussk8team
    @citrussk8team 2 ปีที่แล้ว +356

    He doesn’t even have to respect authority, just pretend at the right times and you’re fine. Dude probably could have straight sold drugs at local universities and had less of a chance of getting caught.

    • @mcqueenx75
      @mcqueenx75 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Yea and weed is better than fucking vapes lmfao

    • @earlwyss520
      @earlwyss520 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      They should've recycled his butt to his first day of training the first time they caught him, since he wanted to be there in the first place.

    • @pokerone6489
      @pokerone6489 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@mcqueenx75 don’t hate playa. Everyone knows guys like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates started their careers hustling vape pens.

    • @chrisd2051
      @chrisd2051 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probably could've opened a whole store too.

    • @mcqueenx75
      @mcqueenx75 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Meh vapes are for powerbottom hungry fools who think the golden girls suck.

  • @NickellessCageless
    @NickellessCageless ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is the same guy who made the, "If Goofy was in the military."...that shit killed me!

  • @esbam2002
    @esbam2002 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He should have had one of my old BCT drills at Wood in the mid 90s. An SF SSG from the 1st Gulf War. He gave me the best advice I have ever been given when he told me his words to live by:
    "Pvt if you're not cheating, you're not trying. If you try and get caught, then you weren't trying hard enough."

  • @illuminatedperspectives2894
    @illuminatedperspectives2894 2 ปีที่แล้ว +159

    I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY TRIED TO INFILTRATE BASIC TRAINING WITH EARINGS ON.

    • @thanksgreenfield7365
      @thanksgreenfield7365 ปีที่แล้ว

      Child mentality

    • @astropond5081
      @astropond5081 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Imagine trying to to do this twice.

    • @AlphaGametauri
      @AlphaGametauri ปีที่แล้ว +2

      TWICE

    • @tritontransport
      @tritontransport ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And go back to the same company 😂

    • @AdamGoldbach
      @AdamGoldbach ปีที่แล้ว

      Look at his damn pic! If the earrings didn’t give him away, his haircut sure would! Also, when the fuck do these BCT soldiers get time to buy vapes? We NEVER had a chance to buy ANYTHING at BCT without a DS seeing you. We only were able to go to the shoppette on our own on graduation weekend! MORON! I also feel for his platoon. You KNOW this blue falcon earned them a TON of “HALF RIGHT” commands! BLUE FALCON!

  • @DarthEarp
    @DarthEarp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    I've seen D&D parties come up with better plans, and react better to challenges. And that's saying something

    • @IntrovertedOreo
      @IntrovertedOreo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      and actually take it serious too lol