Wow this is crazy, I was there when he got caught the first time. He makes it kinda light but when DS yelled to stop that guy he got straight clotheslined and mobbed by 20 privates lol
Heck, I didn't admit to shoplifting a candy bar (as a young kid) until twice the statute of limitations had expired. But then, I'm not a complete idiot
A couple police investigators I know keep fake facebook and instagram accounts open with generic names and pictures, just to friend and follow all the guys they're looking into, it's amazing what people admit to.
Smart criminals dont get caught, and they for sure don't admit their crimes on social media. Or they are politicians and everyone knows their criminals but law enforcement pretends its suddenly struck blind.
Drill Sergeants remember their basic trainees. One of my Drill Sergeants spotted me on base in Iraq 3 years after I graduated and still recognized me. He got in line behind me at the Dfac screamed, "What the F*** are you doing here!?" Scared the crap out of me, lol. It was actually pretty awesome to see him again in that environment. Good times.
What the F*** are you doing here? is the most asked question in any branch of the Military when two previous acquaintances meet in different surroundings. I cannot tell you how many times I've said this, or had it said to me.......and it's a totally rhetorical question. LOL.
I bumped into my old 1st Sgt one day at camp Kalsu in 2009 and I was a civilian contractor. That was a good evening of stories and contraband sharing 😂
Actually, it makes a defense attorney's job easier. The perp is caught and there is no question of guilt or innocence. They can cut the trial part and go right to the plea bargain. That kid is so busted.
I mean it really is a dream for both. The kid’s so done for the prosecutor has a near-immediate turnaround and the defense can skip the trial, get him a plea bargain, and collect that paycheck instantly. This isn’t a case a defense attorney would dare take to trial.
It’s sad that it’s so hard to get kicked out of the army. I was at fort Lee and a guy in the class above me got 12 negative counselings, 2 article 15s, and a UCMJ for a sharp case and still graduated. What happened afterwards idk but the fact that he got his ait certificate and wasn’t already discharged was ridiculous
This guy right here...These types of Soldiers are the reason I got out. Brand new PVTs not listening. They can't let the streets go. Americans need to start raising their kids better
This one is quite a bit sideways but still seems tame compared to these blue haired he/she freaks getting churned out of school by the evil Marxist bastards.
I just graduated A school and I’m always shocked when I see people getting NJP‘s before they even hit the fleet. Don’t get me wrong I understand basic and stressful and once you’re out do you want to party and have a good time. And I had a great time in a school but I also understood that I am a adult with a career. I didn’t come this far to embarrass my family
@@pdrake458 Honestly same, because it means they were given a structured environment, with good role models, free food and housing and STILL threw it all away. Vs a normal felon may have felt the need to commit a crime just to get by and keep food in their stomache without access to a good support system. I'd at least talk to a felon under the right circumstances but a dishonorable discharge goes right in the shredder.
My grandpa served in Vietnam. Back in the day when he was waiting for set deployment from Germany to the jungle itself, some asshats took one of the battalion tanks for a joyride. They made the entire battalions dig holes until they fainted. From exhaustion. All night long, just digging holes in the countryside. My grandpa never spoke much about the war itself, but on some drunken nights he would bitch _mightily_ about those guys that got _him_ into trouble when he was squared away and accounted for.
@@amadeusnagamine9056 Old Army. Back in the day, soldiers were expected to keep each other in line, not just themselves. Or at the very least, stay between the lines just enough to not get caught or stand out whenever they decided to get a little too fast and loose with it.
Nobody in their right mind would EVER want to head back into basic as a recruit, let alone risk your job to ACT like one! this guy needs some THERAPY bro
@@lastswordfighterI'm a behavioral health specialist and I can tell you they do a mental status evaluation during the process of separating the soldier, but no this is definitely behavioral as he hasn't shown signs of abnormal cognitive functioning. He came up with a "clever" way to hustle vapes for an increased rate because in training you can't use tobacco, so he knew people would pay more for it. But, he didn't think he would get caught, not realizing that the drill sergeants aren't stupid. He made a stupid decision, and is being chaptered for making a series of dumb decisions.
@@emmettcunliffe-owen6688 I don't remember exactly because I didn't think twice about it, but not super long. Couple of months, feels like maybe 6 to 9 months ago now. Last Fall i think
7:40 - Has this late-term abortion walking not learned by now that it’s always a bad idea to run from both cops AND Drill Sergeants? Apparently not. • • • It’s also clear that if nobody can outrun Motorola, they damn sure can’t outrun the Internet; especially when they snitch themselves out and refuse to take full responsibility for their fuck-ups.
I was a Master at Arms in the Navy, and we saw shit like this all the time, people just getting off restriction, and then caught again for the same exact behavior. This clown got off easy, and that's why he did it again.
@Aredel I'm a Master-at-Arms, I was on a deployment in a carrier when we had a couple get sent to the brig 4 times for being naked in each other's racks. Eventually they broke up, and in a fit of rage, the girl pissed in an opened bottle and threw it into his berthing lol
@@garyritchie6649i bet that chick was an ICman ...IC chicks were all nutso on my first boat 😂 You're right that depending on the command (especially overseas in Japan where no one with any other options would take orders almost anywhere else in the world) would let so much shit slide. Most of the time, these fuck asses weren't worth the headaches they brought to their commands, like the guy in engineering with the temper so bad that ten days before what would've (somehow) been an honorable discharge, he came home drunk and beat his two year old daughter to death. The only time he was ever sent to mast was because he didn't say "good morning" to his DIV-O. Come on, now 🫠
@@Anino_Makata 25//75...50//50...any of it's possible anymore. Lot of copy cats that forget to check how well it went for the one they want to emulate.
@@looinrims wouldn't say he evil some are just blind not everyone's sight and vision is the same some need glasses some can do with contacts, hope you understand
@@looinrims also remember we all aren't looking at the same things while you probably looked for girls or family he obviously is focused on my they say don't judge s book by its cover but also remember they're different books
I know we used to throw the word shitbag around all the time in jest, but this idiot right here is like a living embodiment of the word Shitbag. Good things he is out now before he can get anyone killed
I would keep this guy around just for the training he provides. He insured the drill sgts are actually inspected the privates. He insured the MPs and Sheriff's department are qualified in high speed pursuits. And I can't imagine the paperwork training that everyone that's ever encountered this guy in a uniform is having to do.
So not only is he a liar and a criminal, he's a coward. This is the same type of guy who sits in prison saying he was framed and it's all a set up because he can't admit he's a criminal and a burden on society.
He's a Zoomer. The majority of his generation is stupid beyond belief. I remember when Boomers whined and cried about Millenials, but until you deal with Zoomers (18-28ish) you really begin to understand why the elites wanna depopulate and start WW3.
@@gardengnome3249 He probably did he most likely just got out of high school in the fucking hood where he sold vapes to minors in his school then got a wild hair up his ass to join the army so he might have the slightest chance at being a goddamn man he just tried to carry on his high school dealing business to basic training. However, he is the dumbest individual I've seen in a long time.
He really is that stupid. We had a couple idiots of his caliber in my Basic Training company. I guess he tried to sell bootleg vapes because his job as a rocket scientist wasn't working out.
A group in my company got caught eating off a roach coach when they were supposed to be in church and one guy ran. A DS who's real last name was actually Battle caught him and he had a huge head start. DS Battle was still in his car when the guy started. No article 15s back then they just smoked them until they looked like they were about to die
This fool said "I'm fast they can't catch me" The drill sergeant, the TOP of the Normal Military food chain in both Physical and Tactical Proficiency....my man really thought he was going to outrun, a army of Drill SGTs, BY HIS OWN DAMN AIT" I swear I'm scared of these new AIT soilders yo, their intelligence is terrifying 😅🤣
@@JewishMarine what I meant was the character “angry drill sgt” but your correct I have been fortunate enough not to having to experience an angry Marine Corp drill master
Yeah I remember this guy, he was in my company at basic back in late 2020. We graduated in February and as it turned out we had the same mos so I had to deal with him at fort lee too. He was one of the worst troublemakers there and that’s saying something. I always figured he’d be kicked out within a year, looks like I was right. Great reaction video
It really chaps my ass that the Army doesn't let you just get rid of those assholes until after they've had the opportunity to bring several more people down with them.
@@mikehunt6160 until I have actual evidence not to I will, I wouldn't be surprised if this was someone out for internet points but I don't know that yet.
@@troylentz6580 I don't recognize the name Geary, but the story and BCT cycle timeline checks out. I was in the company/plt with him. Saw him on TT Fyp when he was still in & was surprised he was still in and did airborne. Someone at my unit shared this video about him and I immediately recognized him. This situation happened in AIT tho. He did get in trouble by our 1SG and almost didn't graduate BCT, but he had to write a letter good enough to convince 1SG to let him complete the Forge to graduate.
Dude theyre F- supernatural. I swear in '87 at Benning there were Drill Sgt's that could sense you looking at them in a crowded DEFAC. Just spooky man! But I would have followed them into Hell.
Nah, Major Payne 2 already exists my good man. This calls for a trilogy... call this one General Payne. That's right, he's come a long way and now shows everyone the ways of Payne.
This is what everyone should point to when anyone mentions career suicide. The fact that he thought he would get away with this, then asks for sympathy! Like dude what universe would this even possibly work.
Cus his black. They feel entitled because people they ain't know died as slaves. They gotta piggy back ride out of their suffering because the only thing they suffered in america recently is not getting jobs because they are lazy.
I went to basic with this guy at Fort Jackson. It’s funny af seeing him on an Angry cops video. But this man made it so that when we got our cellphones we had to be outside in the company, because he had the bright idea to take his into the bathroom with a bottle of lotion. Him doing something like this isn’t surprising lmao.
Don't worry, if they keep him in he'll be somebody's Battalion SGM getting another ART 15 for breaking into the female barracks talking about "Routine Checks" 🙄
@Cipheiz yeah new army’s kinda lame like that but I’m almost certain they’re gonna take the 20 minute a week on our phones away at some point, and I really hope they do. Takes trainees minds off the mission and makes them worry about the next time they get their cellphones.
We had only one article 15 in our entire platoon in basic during the 10 weeks. The drill sergeants literally had a ceremony to present this kid with it, threatened the whole company with future death, and moved on. Another day in the Army...
@@danielsmith6782 my first day in permanent party and the company was in the field. A sergeant and I were assigned to watch a cook that struck a lieutenant in the field. The soldier was in a cell in the MP station and we were provided with a locked and cocked .45 and watched him for 24 hours. We were relived of that duty when he was transferred to Mannheim stockade. It reinforced that NCOs and officers were not to be messed with.
In 1998 in Ft Jackson SC, we had 3 article 15s because people slept on fire guard. At Ft Lee Va, we had one article 15, cause someone wanted a candy bar. We were not allowed any!
*walks into his old drill sergeant* *isn't even on the roster* *carrying giant bag full of contraband* "bruh it was the earrings" Fucking gold. And the "I don't even know what weed smell like" is a riot. I was straight-edge in high school and I still knew what weed smelled like.
After having gone through both BCT & AIT I quickly learned that there’s wayyyy more dirtbags like this kid in the Army. Unfortunately, they get pushed through to become someone else’s problem. But that’s what happens when we relax the standards. A lot of the shit people don’t get filtered out.
It's not Army-specific. My roommate in Hospital Corps School for the USN was a dirtbag of the highest order. He would sleep in EVERY SINGLE morning we had class. He somehow avoided any watches whenever it was our duty section day and never showed up for sweepers either. He was the kid who would buy the stereo/laptop/console game/etc from folks who had graduated, knowing he wouldn't be able to take it to his first duty station. He had so much shit in our barracks room! Lol He literally filled up his phone memory (this was in 06) by taking selfies in front of the mirror, and they he couldn't understand why I wouldn't lend him my phone, so he could take a selfie with it and send it to some rando girl. And finally, speaking of rando girls, he got some shipmate pregnant and literally told her on the phone (I was in the room during this conversation), "Nah, it ain't mine. I don't know why you're telling me this. I'm not going to help you at all.". That's the kind of POS who would fall asleep on watch and get a bunch of sailors or Marines killed. No clue whatever happened to him. I'm hoping he got kicked out.
It really does seem like a "Break into Prison" line of thought. Like you're going to go through a LOT OF EFFORT to be in a place you really shouldn't want to be.
It sounds funny, but in reality you don’t “break in”. After I graduated basic, I stayed on at Benning for several months for other training. One day out of curiosity, we just hoped into my car and drove over to where we attended basic. In effect, anyone can walk right through the place.
I love the part where he said "I'm not here to bullshit or lie" after telling us a story where he both bullshitted and lied to multiple people in multiple instances. Dude's such a terrible liar you'd think he'd get the memo and try being honest lol.
You know in that conversation with his buddy he was like "we will totally get away with it, they wont think im dumb enough to try it again so soon after the first time. Ill prove them wrong". You also know he was pawning off sales on his boy. I bet he thought if he got caught again, it would be some kind of technicality because he was not selling them, his boy was.
Tbh I always thought military people had some moral compass or lived by a code that was respectable. I've definitely learned many of these people are morons just trying to collect a check. Makes the good people look bad. Sad. ✌️
Privates doing stupid crap is basically a law of nature. It's happened since the beginning of time and will happen until the end of time. Mainly because the vast majority of Privates are morons who have never been away from the safety and protection of their parents. Going through basic four years after leaving home and being one of the older guys in the unit it was amazing how dumb the 17 and 18 year olds were.
Armies have literally had to order specially designed versions of some of their equipment solely because privates started doing stupid stuff. Look at the MAS 36 and MAS 49 bayonet lugs, for example. You know how reluctant any military is to order new gear
The word "cringe" is overused and played out but...if ever there's a situation for it to be used appropriately, this story is it. The level of stupid is so high it should come with a warning from the FAA first.
I've boiled the Army down to 2 basic rules that applies to literally everything the military teaches you.... 1. Don't be stupid. 2. Be a good dude. You'll have a successful military career with that
Nah, you don't even have to be a good person. You just have to not be stupid. Show up on time, right uniform, and don't open your mouth ever. Doesn't make you a good person, just makes you a smart person.
Dick in hotdog bun? In the mess hall? This is the stupidest thing for sure I have ever seen without extreme levels of mental instability. This is NOT the weirdest thing. Groping a female or worse a male drill instructor is weirder than this.
We had a guy in our unit who got chaptered for "grand theft aircraft." Prior to our deployment, he took his girlfriend to the local airport and stole the Cessna he'd been training on for his pilot's license. Took her for a drunken ride, and ended up crashing the plane into a residential area. That's a pretty interesting way to get the boot, too.
This guy just gives off vibes that he is a complete moron. There is no saving this kid. I’ve done some dumb things, no where near as bad, when I was a teenager. And I learned from my mistakes, this kid is just like, there’s something wrong with him.
@Paul Martin and not trusting authority hasn't been good for a lot of people either. That's not the point. If you distrust authority, why join an organization which requires and demands it? Like getting a job in food but hating that you have to work with food. It's idiotic to say the least
I'm in the Navy, and where I'm stationed -- at Fort Gordon -- there's a holding division for junior Sailors that are in-processing, as well as Sailors who are out-processing. However, the out-processing ones tend to be of a particular type that are almost always full of bitter sh-t about why they're being involuntarily separated. I have spoken with my chain-of-Command about the suggestion that these two groups of Sailors not co-mingle, because in-coming Sailors, fresh out of A-School, are hearing an incomplete and distorted narrative of why these other individuals are being separated... and worse, because of the rank-difference, the junior Sailors tend to look up to these negative influences. My chain-of-Command said that the reason they continue to do this is because there is still experience and mentorship to be offered by these slightly more senior Sailors. I see the merit of that viewpoint, but it comes at a cost... and frankly, it's at a cost that outweighs the benefit, in my opinion. But what do I know?
It takes for ever sometimes to get out processed from the military when you're getting kicked out. I think i did notice thay he lost rank between one video and the other.
@@psychopompous3207 It's unnecessary in this format, he's not writing a business letter to get a contract for work. And you forgot the comma after period, to separate the two prepositional phrases.
@@m4rvinmartian Normal people wouldn't talk about this level of stupid crap they did in the first place. If he's ratting himself out, it's probably true to a large extent since normal people would either say they didn't do half the crap this scumbag did, or not say anything at all.
I would be in inclined to feel bad for him if he was like "I fucked up, I ruined my chance, do don't do what I did", but instead he is bragging about what he did, what he didn't get caught for, and he is annoyed that he got caught.
Civilian here. Let me get this straight. This genius, and I used that term sarcastically, thinks that the same people who can tell which direction you polished your boots can't pick up on the smell of a vape pen. Then to add insult to injury, he thought he could outrun a base full of people who run a mile a day and the people who order them to do it. After that on a completely different day, with his picture up all over base, he proceeded to commit assault with a deadly weapon (his car) on a military officer, and he wants me to be on his side. Outstanding, that somebody can be that stupid!
@@cdub9925You were so bothered by an unknown individuals grammar mistake that you feel it had to be addressed....why....?? It's a simple and common mistake but it makes me wonder if "you're" a teacher....?? Don't get me wrong it's not a big deal to me either way, but it did make me wonder....??
I was thinking at the beginning, this kid was gonna own up and say "yeah, I learned my lesson; but they gave me a second chance" then he started telling his side of the story. My brain cells hurt from listening to him.
I wish I had your faith in humanity, but I had one of these kids. The frustrating part was the unit refused to chapter him for failure to adapt when I called his behavioral issues from the get-go, then stopped me from applying actually effective corrective measures as a specialist and as his sergeant, and _then,_ after I had him _almost_ beaten into a shape somewhat resembling a worthwhile human being if you didn't look too closely through over a year of close and careful work, decided to fuck with him on the regular so as to perpetuate his post-deployment death-spiral, thereby terminating what could have been a mediocre career and dragging down several potentially stellar careers with him because those goddamned fuckwitted fobbits just fucking couldn't not be trash.
Can we make this go viral and alert JAG about this. This guy needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Basic Trainees and Drills have enough to worry about... He compromised the security of a US Army post, lied to a NCO, and then fled. This guy needs to do hard time.
I am former Army and I now do criminal defense work so I want to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. However, his continuing attitude and actions are inexcusable. He needs to be made an example of by JAG. AC please use your contacts to alert the appropriate members of JAG about this clown.
@@Strutinan I had the pleasure of escorting about 30 privates getting kicked out. With two article 15's under his belt, that's enough to get an "other than honorable" discharge - the worst that can happen without a court martial. Running from the cops like that is likely a court martial headed his way where he'll serve prison time and get a dishonorable. Pretty nutty
@@RedDawn370 JAG isn't really going to do much about it. It depends on the kid's battalion commander and above. More than likely he's going to be recommended for special courts-martial. Used to be a paralegal specialist.
You nailed it with his new nickname. “Dishonorable Discharge” needs to be court martialed. And the close-up of your DS eyes... felt like you were staring into my soul.
"felt like you were staring into my soul." Same here. Couldn't#t decide if I should jump into position of attention or hide behind something. So I just stared motionless like a rabbit facing a snake.
Isn't being stationed two hours from home incredibly lucky when you are in the US military? Wasn't he just as likely to be stationed in the opposite end of the country?
Nah that shit depends. Fort Hood for example a lot of people asked to be stationed here because it’s close to home but regret it immensely they fucking hate it here. A lot of shit duty stations in the state Im from too
For my twin brother and I we scored high on our ASVAB 97/92 that our recruiter let us pick our BT, AIT, and Duty Station all at Fort Sill, Oklahoma! We were like celebrities at Fort Sill back in 98! We're pretty much in every photo of BT book and we even made the paper on Post a few times being identical twins going into Military! Great times!
He doesn’t even have to respect authority, just pretend at the right times and you’re fine. Dude probably could have straight sold drugs at local universities and had less of a chance of getting caught.
Look at his damn pic! If the earrings didn’t give him away, his haircut sure would! Also, when the fuck do these BCT soldiers get time to buy vapes? We NEVER had a chance to buy ANYTHING at BCT without a DS seeing you. We only were able to go to the shoppette on our own on graduation weekend! MORON! I also feel for his platoon. You KNOW this blue falcon earned them a TON of “HALF RIGHT” commands! BLUE FALCON!
6:18 I don't know about you all but a swarm of drill sergeants sounds like the most fucking terrifying thing ever. Not even including the fact that they're *chasing* you.
Theyre not that scary... They cant put hands on you... There are some though that just have an intimidating demeanor but its also not a drill sergeants job to be liked
@Andrew Crews im talking about as far as assault... Striking someone... Not just stopping them... Theres very few circumstances i see a drill sergeant getting away with hitting someone.
@@demonjmhI'm going to assume that someone breaking into a military installation would be seen as good enough reason for military personnel in general to use whatever force they deem necessary to detain them and figure out what they're up to.
"I don't even know what weed smell like" This guy eats paints chips and washes it down with nail polish. At least they got him out before he killed actual soldiers.
You wanna know what weed smells like? Go to the fucking Walmart at Vadnais Heights Minnesota. Place smells like a shitstorm. Thanks all the people that suddenly gave such a Damn about dead felon G Floyd. Pressuring the government to do its damn job is one thing, obliterating the downtown stores so all the trash gotta gettoatize the suburbs is another. Fuck weed!
@@GreasySwayze dnt be that guy alot of 'potheads' function perfectly fine in society. Buttt this guy is just a young kid who never had a proper figure in his lifem
@@asdfg2560 That's just not fair!! You know they don't give electronics to Marines. It's crayons. Shit, I just gave a Marine friend of mine a brand new box of 8 color Crayolas, thanked him for his service and said Happy Easter! He'll be shit'n neon for a week!!
I think the idea of trainees getting access to phones is stupid. Soldiers don't need personal phones. Soldiers need to pay attention, or scrolling a phone screen is the last thing you might do.
I bet that basic training company that caught him got pizza, when I was in basic another trainee from the barracks next to us decided to break into our barracks one night and of course was seen right away and DS was alerted and all we knew is the DS told us to "GET HIM" so we got him but somehow he ended up with bruises it must have been when he got tackled but all I know is that Sunday we got pizza in basic training.
When you hear drill sergeant say "get them" that's when you feel your adrenaline start to rush and I'm huge smile spread across your face like the Grinch
Drill Sargent's really do have damn good memories. I failed to graduate BCT the first time because I could not get the bare minimum pushups. Went back home to finish my high school, waited to get orders to go back to BCT. Somewhere along the line the information of me needing a APFT was lost, so I was given orders to restart BCT. I showed up with everything I left with and drill sergeants saw a recruit with two green duffle bags and no personal bag. everything was confusing but the paperwork doesn't like and I had to repeat the same story to a lot of Drill Sergeants. Get to my new BCT company, still stand out like a sore thumb only to realize that I'm behind my old BCT company building. Three weeks pass with me training like everyone else, (minus drill sergeants telling me to let the other recruits answer questions and I was to help with the class) my platoon is getting smoked. I hear another DS yell, "is that Private (butchered name)?". Go to parade rest, and sound off with ," yes DS." Conversation goes on for 5 min before I was told, "as you were" my old DS started talking to my senior drill sergeant. Red phase APFT comes and goes (I passed, barely), and then my company gets our weapons. Day 1 of group and zero, I zero my weapon to find out that I'm going to AIT with the next to graduate BCT Companies.
@@warrenbingham1230 LOL I thought you were calling him a bitch in different form to avoid the YT censoring hahahhaha. I see now, but caught me off guard til the next comment down =).
And he will still get the knee jerk "God bless you and thank you for your service" from people. Some people simply do not nor ever will deserve respect.
Never been in the army, but I was in the usmc, I went through boot camp 20 years ago, the idea of earrings being "little things" really made me laugh. If I had a 1/16 inch of a loose thread on my utilities there was hell to pay, I couldn't even imagine someone showing up and trying to blend in with earrings.
@@mr.minion2981 don’t ship until you can do at least 10 pull-ups, an 11:30 1.5 mile run, a 3 minute plank, and like 80 plus ammo cans lift. You don’t have to be crazy fit just be in shape, you’ll have an easier time physically.
@@mr.minion2981 16 pull-ups is more than good lol if you’re a football player it’ll be easy, bootcamps really all mental. Whatever you do don’t quit, they want you to succeed at the end of the day.
@@deshawnwilson2762 I agree completely with DeShawn, you sound like you will be fine physically, and boot camp, although physically demanding, is mostly a mental challenge. Be prepared to have a lot of stress and little sleep. Do you know what mos you want to do?
My mom is a retired veteran and works at fort Lee. When we were watching this video she thought this guy looked familiar. When he said he graduated from fort Lee she realized that she did one of his physicals.
Here’s how you sell vapes to soldiers: 1. Get a job at a vape shop working the cash register 2. Wait for a soldier enter the vape shop 3. Accept the soldier’s payment method in exchange for whatever vapes he’s buying But wait - there’s more 4. Get paid on Friday You’re welcome
Sometimes I feel pretty stupid about some of the mistakes I've made in life. But then I hear about guys like this one and I'm like "You know what, I'm alright! Right about now, I'm feeling pretty damn smart!"
"Insert random woman claiming to be the momma that hadn't seen him for years and saying her baby aint did nuffin' and was gonna be the next Surgeon General" Even though Granny raised him.
Wow this is crazy, I was there when he got caught the first time. He makes it kinda light but when DS yelled to stop that guy he got straight clotheslined and mobbed by 20 privates lol
He’s tryin to keep that shit on the low low hahahahaha😂😂
Lmao
Bruh give this more likes, everyone should know about it.
That's fucking hilarious
Wish there was a video of it. This kinda dumb crap makes my head spin.
I love how he's straight up just admitting to committing multiple crimes on social media, while showing his face and his name. We got a genius here.
The even worse part is that's really common to do. But no one ever accused criminals of being the smartest.
It's funny Angry DS brought it up, I was thinking in all the decades I watched COPS I never saw someone this chronically stupid.
Heck, I didn't admit to shoplifting a candy bar (as a young kid) until twice the statute of limitations had expired. But then, I'm not a complete idiot
A couple police investigators I know keep fake facebook and instagram accounts open with generic names and pictures, just to friend and follow all the guys they're looking into, it's amazing what people admit to.
Smart criminals dont get caught, and they for sure don't admit their crimes on social media.
Or they are politicians and everyone knows their criminals but law enforcement pretends its suddenly struck blind.
Drill Sergeants remember their basic trainees. One of my Drill Sergeants spotted me on base in Iraq 3 years after I graduated and still recognized me. He got in line behind me at the Dfac screamed, "What the F*** are you doing here!?" Scared the crap out of me, lol. It was actually pretty awesome to see him again in that environment. Good times.
*Confused screaming intensifies*
What the F*** are you doing here? is the most asked question in any branch of the Military when two previous acquaintances meet in different surroundings.
I cannot tell you how many times I've said this, or had it said to me.......and it's a totally rhetorical question. LOL.
@@nickmaclachlan5178 facts 😂😂
I bumped into my old 1st Sgt one day at camp Kalsu in 2009 and I was a civilian contractor. That was a good evening of stories and contraband sharing 😂
@@truthbomb3862 I was at Kalsu untill March 2009. I wonder if I saw you around base, lol.
This is both a prosecutor’s wet dream and a defense attorney’s nightmare at the same time.
I second that XD
Actually, it makes a defense attorney's job easier. The perp is caught and there is no question of guilt or innocence. They can cut the trial part and go right to the plea bargain. That kid is so busted.
Makes me laugh so hard imagine being the lawyer and going fuck I can't sorry honor he's guilty I can't defend this person
I mean it really is a dream for both. The kid’s so done for the prosecutor has a near-immediate turnaround and the defense can skip the trial, get him a plea bargain, and collect that paycheck instantly. This isn’t a case a defense attorney would dare take to trial.
@@thatguy22441and you know that they're gonna up the price to get that plea deal lmao
You can tell He's litteraly lied his whole life and this is the first time he's finally being held accountable and he's in shock
@@SupaSwope an internet dude acting tough. Say it ain't soooooooooooo
@@faustocrapiz136 in what way am I acting tuff?
@@SupaSwope well how tough are you?
I'm willing to bet he gets caught all the time. The problem is he's also lying to himself so he thinks he's not doing anything wrong.
@@SupaSwope Please don't bring racism into this.
He got promoted from private second class to civilian felony class.
He ended up right where he joined the military to avoid. Pathetic.
Yes yes this first idiot doesn't deserve to wear My uniform or serve in My military , so
He drove..for two hours.. and the whole time thought this plan was bulletproof..
"how could i possibly fail?"
He was probably too busy telling his buddy how vapes are where the money's at😂
@@shanecurtin860 🤣🤣🤣
And certainly not smoking anything he could identify by smell
@@AngryCops "It was a calculated risk but damn, I suck at math"
If I got caught by the same drill sergeant, I would have been like "YES SIR, YOU WERE SO GREAT I HAD TO COME BACK TO SEE YOU"
you forgot to add "SIR" to the end of your sentence lol
Ah yes, cause every DS loves to be called sir or ma'am 😂
watch who you're calling sir bub
Sir? 🤨
sir
It’s sad that it’s so hard to get kicked out of the army. I was at fort Lee and a guy in the class above me got 12 negative counselings, 2 article 15s, and a UCMJ for a sharp case and still graduated. What happened afterwards idk but the fact that he got his ait certificate and wasn’t already discharged was ridiculous
There had to be something positive about the guy or something he was good at🤔
@@spankthemonkey3437 yup, the only way he didn’t get kicked is if he has some kinda skill they desperately need
Probably tells everyone he's a fucking war hero too
He either never got promoted or got a commission
His PT score was probably at 600 or something
This guy right here...These types of Soldiers are the reason I got out. Brand new PVTs not listening. They can't let the streets go. Americans need to start raising their kids better
This one is quite a bit sideways but still seems tame compared to these blue haired he/she freaks getting churned out of school by the evil Marxist bastards.
amen brother.
Dude, the army became the biggest welfare program that it’s not even funny
Plus , yano.... An actual working edumacation system might help.
I just graduated A school and I’m always shocked when I see people getting NJP‘s before they even hit the fleet. Don’t get me wrong I understand basic and stressful and once you’re out do you want to party and have a good time. And I had a great time in a school but I also understood that I am a adult with a career. I didn’t come this far to embarrass my family
Having a dishonorable discharge is almost like being a convicted felon in the work force. Some employers won’t touch you.
Yeah, you can forget college or a good career. you're done frakked up! All you can really do is flip burgers at McDonald's.
If I was hiring I think I would rather give a convict a 2nd chance rather then a dishonorable discharge
Good
Having a felony has not stopped me from doing what I want.
@@pdrake458 Honestly same, because it means they were given a structured environment, with good role models, free food and housing and STILL threw it all away. Vs a normal felon may have felt the need to commit a crime just to get by and keep food in their stomache without access to a good support system.
I'd at least talk to a felon under the right circumstances but a dishonorable discharge goes right in the shredder.
My grandpa served in Vietnam. Back in the day when he was waiting for set deployment from Germany to the jungle itself, some asshats took one of the battalion tanks for a joyride.
They made the entire battalions dig holes until they fainted. From exhaustion. All night long, just digging holes in the countryside.
My grandpa never spoke much about the war itself, but on some drunken nights he would bitch _mightily_ about those guys that got _him_ into trouble when he was squared away and accounted for.
I mean, i would be pissed too.
@@oz_jones who wouldn't be?
But why would they punish battalion when this is really an individual screw up that should be treated separately ? That's just insane
@@amadeusnagamine9056 Old Army. Back in the day, soldiers were expected to keep each other in line, not just themselves. Or at the very least, stay between the lines just enough to not get caught or stand out whenever they decided to get a little too fast and loose with it.
Did he ever say what kind of tank? An old M113, the old APC perhaps?
My Drill Sergeants made one thing very clear: They never wanted to see any of us, again.
To this day, I am still happy to oblige them.
We had a Military Police 95B E-6 DS female get ROD because she had a massive 🥊 fight with another DS. The CO, Captain had enough of her nonsense.
Agreed 😂
Akward af when i saw some again during a recruiting trip
Not me lol. My DS decided to show up to my Unit 3 years later after I graduated lol. We went down range together. Ah good times.
@@DavidLLambertmobile ROD?
Nobody in their right mind would EVER want to head back into basic as a recruit, let alone risk your job to ACT like one! this guy needs some THERAPY bro
Nah, we can't do shit for him. We won't be in long enough to finish his 12 sessions anyway
I hope they administer a cognitive test because I suspect brain damage or mental sickness.
I did basic training twice. Once in 2007 (got out of Army in 2013) and again when I re-enlisted in 2021. I have had enough of BCT.
@@kayp4601 BCT, the most fun you never want to have again.
@@lastswordfighterI'm a behavioral health specialist and I can tell you they do a mental status evaluation during the process of separating the soldier, but no this is definitely behavioral as he hasn't shown signs of abnormal cognitive functioning. He came up with a "clever" way to hustle vapes for an increased rate because in training you can't use tobacco, so he knew people would pay more for it. But, he didn't think he would get caught, not realizing that the drill sergeants aren't stupid. He made a stupid decision, and is being chaptered for making a series of dumb decisions.
I WAS AT THE SHOPPETTE AND SAW THIS GUY IN THE ACT!! Post-wide notice went out that evening and I laughed at how stupid he was
That’s pretty sick that you were there to see that. How long ago was this?
@@emmettcunliffe-owen6688 I don't remember exactly because I didn't think twice about it, but not super long. Couple of months, feels like maybe 6 to 9 months ago now. Last Fall i think
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 thx for your service and your comment
Aren't you glad this guy got kicked out before you were in combat with him?
7:40 - Has this late-term abortion walking not learned by now that it’s always a bad idea to run from both cops AND Drill Sergeants? Apparently not.
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It’s also clear that if nobody can outrun Motorola, they damn sure can’t outrun the Internet; especially when they snitch themselves out and refuse to take full responsibility for their fuck-ups.
I was a Master at Arms in the Navy, and we saw shit like this all the time, people just getting off restriction, and then caught again for the same exact behavior. This clown got off easy, and that's why he did it again.
What was the dumbest thing like this that you’ve seen someone do?
@Aredel I'm a Master-at-Arms, I was on a deployment in a carrier when we had a couple get sent to the brig 4 times for being naked in each other's racks. Eventually they broke up, and in a fit of rage, the girl pissed in an opened bottle and threw it into his berthing lol
@@garyritchie6649 saw this on Stethem. But they were both already on restriction 😂
@@garyritchie6649i bet that chick was an ICman ...IC chicks were all nutso on my first boat 😂
You're right that depending on the command (especially overseas in Japan where no one with any other options would take orders almost anywhere else in the world) would let so much shit slide. Most of the time, these fuck asses weren't worth the headaches they brought to their commands, like the guy in engineering with the temper so bad that ten days before what would've (somehow) been an honorable discharge, he came home drunk and beat his two year old daughter to death. The only time he was ever sent to mast was because he didn't say "good morning" to his DIV-O. Come on, now 🫠
Something tells me he's been let off easy his whole life.
You know this guy's gonna go through life telling ppl he served his country too.
He'll have a stolen valor channel soon too!
And he gonna ask others to thank him for his service.
@@bryansierra0909 Collect from veteran-supporting charities...
@@RuralTowner You think he'll try to fake a terminal illness too?
@@Anino_Makata 25//75...50//50...any of it's possible anymore. Lot of copy cats that forget to check how well it went for the one they want to emulate.
The thing that blows my mind the most is that this kid doesn't seem to have any concept that he did anything wrong. He's just bummed he got caught.
Some people are just evil
@@looinrims he’s not evil he’s just stupid
Melanite entitlement syndrome
@@looinrims wouldn't say he evil some are just blind not everyone's sight and vision is the same some need glasses some can do with contacts, hope you understand
@@looinrims also remember we all aren't looking at the same things while you probably looked for girls or family he obviously is focused on my they say don't judge s book by its cover but also remember they're different books
great video. what do they always say, "there is always that 10%. Best thing for him to get booted.
@Jameson Travels Love your videos
Hey Jameson. I like your videos. Happy Easter to you.
Love your vids sir, happy Easter
Love your videos! Happy Easter to ya!
I know we used to throw the word shitbag around all the time in jest, but this idiot right here is like a living embodiment of the word Shitbag. Good things he is out now before he can get anyone killed
This guy is why airborne slots should be earned, not required.
@@sjb3460 you said this like it's a good thing, no one asked brother
@@sjb3460 ok brother
Do they have diversity quotas in the Airborne too?
I would keep this guy around just for the training he provides. He insured the drill sgts are actually inspected the privates. He insured the MPs and Sheriff's department are qualified in high speed pursuits. And I can't imagine the paperwork training that everyone that's ever encountered this guy in a uniform is having to do.
He should be brought around posts like the Mother’s Against Drunk Driving cars. This is what can happen if you do stupid shit. It isn’t worth it!
I call your mindset a half full glass of water.
Fat Head? More like smart head!
No. This dude shouldn't be allowed to spawn.
This made me lol.
“You tried to run from a drill sergeant?
You’re just gonna die tired.”
Underrated line
Facts
Yeah that one got me, 😆.
Drill sergeants are a different breed.
@@Rockinruffhouser Yeah it was nice to see that not all Marines were like Drill Instructiors after finishing boot camp, lol.
👿 😂
So not only is he a liar and a criminal, he's a coward. This is the same type of guy who sits in prison saying he was framed and it's all a set up because he can't admit he's a criminal and a burden on society.
"Clearly this is the fault of white people due to Jim Crow, nearly 60 years after it was abolished."
Yes and blames the Army
I wouldn’t say a criminal or a coward because he’s obviously so proud of his stupidity. Liar, selfish, disrespectful and has a problem with authority.
There’s no way he’s this stupid. I can’t even believe my eyes. He deserves whatever he gets
Well, hes not that dumb, I mean, he said "that's where the money at," and we know he's the paragon of integrity
@@dwaterson21 Too much credit given. I bet some one else gave him the idea.
No way he thought of it himself.
He's a Zoomer. The majority of his generation is stupid beyond belief.
I remember when Boomers whined and cried about Millenials, but until you deal with Zoomers (18-28ish) you really begin to understand why the elites wanna depopulate and start WW3.
@@gardengnome3249 He probably did he most likely just got out of high school in the fucking hood where he sold vapes to minors in his school then got a wild hair up his ass to join the army so he might have the slightest chance at being a goddamn man he just tried to carry on his high school dealing business to basic training. However, he is the dumbest individual I've seen in a long time.
He really is that stupid. We had a couple idiots of his caliber in my Basic Training company. I guess he tried to sell bootleg vapes because his job as a rocket scientist wasn't working out.
"YOU RAN FROM A DRILL SERGEANT?? YOU'RE JUST GONNA DIE TIRED, IDIOT"
hahahahaha oh shit I spit my coffee on that one.
That line was gold!
bro I was cutting 12min 2 miles and still had to work to keep up with my drills dudes were machines
A group in my company got caught eating off a roach coach when they were supposed to be in church and one guy ran. A DS who's real last name was actually Battle caught him and he had a huge head start. DS Battle was still in his car when the guy started. No article 15s back then they just smoked them until they looked like they were about to die
This fool said "I'm fast they can't catch me" The drill sergeant, the TOP of the Normal Military food chain in both Physical and Tactical Proficiency....my man really thought he was going to outrun, a army of Drill SGTs, BY HIS OWN DAMN AIT" I swear I'm scared of these new AIT soilders yo, their intelligence is terrifying 😅🤣
I mean this guy gave me 18 solid minutes of angry drill sgt. I’m satisfied for the week.
That a win in my book!
You've clearly never seen a Marine DI if you think that was angry.
@@JewishMarine what I meant was the character “angry drill sgt” but your correct I have been fortunate enough not to having to experience an angry Marine Corp drill master
@@JewishMarine yeah that's what I tried to avoid and joined the Chair Force 🤣
Sweet Stuff
Yeah I remember this guy, he was in my company at basic back in late 2020. We graduated in February and as it turned out we had the same mos so I had to deal with him at fort lee too. He was one of the worst troublemakers there and that’s saying something. I always figured he’d be kicked out within a year, looks like I was right. Great reaction video
It really chaps my ass that the Army doesn't let you just get rid of those assholes until after they've had the opportunity to bring several more people down with them.
Do you know what his first article 15 was? I'm sure the internet would love to hear
@@troylentz6580You really believe this guy? lol
@@mikehunt6160 until I have actual evidence not to I will, I wouldn't be surprised if this was someone out for internet points but I don't know that yet.
@@troylentz6580 I don't recognize the name Geary, but the story and BCT cycle timeline checks out. I was in the company/plt with him. Saw him on TT Fyp when he was still in & was surprised he was still in and did airborne. Someone at my unit shared this video about him and I immediately recognized him. This situation happened in AIT tho. He did get in trouble by our 1SG and almost didn't graduate BCT, but he had to write a letter good enough to convince 1SG to let him complete the Forge to graduate.
Every now and then, I come back to this video to remind myself there are people worse at life than I am
Moral of the story:
Drill Sargents are like Autistic Elephants.
They never forget and remember the smallest impossible details.
Lmao
And they will stomp you
Don't forget; Like Elephants, they WILL outrun you if you try.
Dude theyre F- supernatural. I swear in '87 at Benning there were Drill Sgt's that could sense you looking at them in a crowded DEFAC. Just spooky man!
But I would have followed them into Hell.
and we will trample you
And suddenly, the script for Major Payne 2 has just written itself into existence thanks to this guy...
Nah, Major Payne 2 already exists my good man. This calls for a trilogy... call this one General Payne. That's right, he's come a long way and now shows everyone the ways of Payne.
Lmao
@@BionicBurke Watch out for the upcoming spinoff: Payne In My Ass.
@@BionicBurke YES
"Din yo Mommy & Daddy pay you any attention,son? Stand at attention when I'm speaking to you..."
This is what everyone should point to when anyone mentions career suicide. The fact that he thought he would get away with this, then asks for sympathy! Like dude what universe would this even possibly work.
Cus his black. They feel entitled because people they ain't know died as slaves. They gotta piggy back ride out of their suffering because the only thing they suffered in america recently is not getting jobs because they are lazy.
I went to basic with this guy at Fort Jackson. It’s funny af seeing him on an Angry cops video. But this man made it so that when we got our cellphones we had to be outside in the company, because he had the bright idea to take his into the bathroom with a bottle of lotion. Him doing something like this isn’t surprising lmao.
riight...😬
Don't worry, if they keep him in he'll be somebody's Battalion SGM getting another ART 15 for breaking into the female barracks talking about "Routine Checks" 🙄
@Cipheiz yeah new army’s kinda lame like that but I’m almost certain they’re gonna take the 20 minute a week on our phones away at some point, and I really hope they do. Takes trainees minds off the mission and makes them worry about the next time they get their cellphones.
At no point in the 25 years since I went to boot camp was I ever tempted to return.
We had only one article 15 in our entire platoon in basic during the 10 weeks. The drill sergeants literally had a ceremony to present this kid with it, threatened the whole company with future death, and moved on. Another day in the Army...
What the hell did he do
Damn I never even heard of them giving out article 15 in basic usually you just got kicked out. although it was a different time when i was in
JESUS CHRIST
@@danielsmith6782 my first day in permanent party and the company was in the field. A sergeant and I were assigned to watch a cook that struck a lieutenant in the field. The soldier was in a cell in the MP station and we were provided with a locked and cocked .45 and watched him for 24 hours. We were relived of that duty when he was transferred to Mannheim stockade. It reinforced that NCOs and officers were not to be messed with.
In 1998 in Ft Jackson SC, we had 3 article 15s because people slept on fire guard. At Ft Lee Va, we had one article 15, cause someone wanted a candy bar. We were not allowed any!
What an absolute screwup. I’m not even in the military, but even I wouldn’t do something that dishonorable like that.
But you don't understand, vapes is where the money is at.
@@oz_jones anything to make a buck 😎
he's so screwed up he doesn't even see his monumental failure as a bad thing.
This is the guy who said I’d serve crack before I serve this country but still joined
We lowered our standards and now we have mutts joining the military
*walks into his old drill sergeant*
*isn't even on the roster*
*carrying giant bag full of contraband*
"bruh it was the earrings"
Fucking gold. And the "I don't even know what weed smell like" is a riot. I was straight-edge in high school and I still knew what weed smelled like.
It was obvious before he even got that far. The lil boy stuttered hard asab when he got to "I never smoked weed".
If you do security at a rave, you'll know more drugs by smell than you could survive taking in one evening.
took me till college, but that was because my roommate was doing it and got caught.
bro could have done it during pass on the weekend
What does it smell like? Like Cig smoke but more skunk ish?
After having gone through both BCT & AIT I quickly learned that there’s wayyyy more dirtbags like this kid in the Army. Unfortunately, they get pushed through to become someone else’s problem. But that’s what happens when we relax the standards. A lot of the shit people don’t get filtered out.
Yet i get a pdq at meps because of limited mobility in my right wrist which has literally never been an issue for me
We had this and a lot worse back in 06. This has always been an issue in the Army
It's not Army-specific. My roommate in Hospital Corps School for the USN was a dirtbag of the highest order.
He would sleep in EVERY SINGLE morning we had class. He somehow avoided any watches whenever it was our duty section day and never showed up for sweepers either. He was the kid who would buy the stereo/laptop/console game/etc from folks who had graduated, knowing he wouldn't be able to take it to his first duty station. He had so much shit in our barracks room! Lol
He literally filled up his phone memory (this was in 06) by taking selfies in front of the mirror, and they he couldn't understand why I wouldn't lend him my phone, so he could take a selfie with it and send it to some rando girl. And finally, speaking of rando girls, he got some shipmate pregnant and literally told her on the phone (I was in the room during this conversation), "Nah, it ain't mine. I don't know why you're telling me this. I'm not going to help you at all.".
That's the kind of POS who would fall asleep on watch and get a bunch of sailors or Marines killed. No clue whatever happened to him. I'm hoping he got kicked out.
As a civilian who's never been in the military, just the idea of "breaking back into basic" is fucking asenine to me
It really does seem like a "Break into Prison" line of thought. Like you're going to go through a LOT OF EFFORT to be in a place you really shouldn't want to be.
It’s not basic. It’s AIT. Just really restrictive college.
@@NEEDbacon that’s a great point, it’s like a drug dealer breaking into prison to sell heroine because you can make more money
It sounds funny, but in reality you don’t “break in”.
After I graduated basic, I stayed on at Benning for several months for other training. One day out of curiosity, we just hoped into my car and drove over to where we attended basic. In effect, anyone can walk right through the place.
Same with going back into your old high school
"At this point I wanted to leave, but the criminal justice system had different plans." - Every criminal who got caught.
Some do prefer 3 hots and a cot over having to job.
I love the part where he said "I'm not here to bullshit or lie" after telling us a story where he both bullshitted and lied to multiple people in multiple instances. Dude's such a terrible liar you'd think he'd get the memo and try being honest lol.
If somebody says, "I'm not gonna lie to you."
They're probably about to lie to you.
He literally didn't lie
He’d probably get away with it then 😂
@@cordelllongstreath741 eat that red pill, you need it
Since when do trainees walk around post unsupervised.... With cash to buy ANYTHING? The Army has changed more than I thought.
The more he tells his story, the more I die inside.
You know in that conversation with his buddy he was like "we will totally get away with it, they wont think im dumb enough to try it again so soon after the first time. Ill prove them wrong".
You also know he was pawning off sales on his boy. I bet he thought if he got caught again, it would be some kind of technicality because he was not selling them, his boy was.
Tbh I always thought military people had some moral compass or lived by a code that was respectable. I've definitely learned many of these people are morons just trying to collect a check. Makes the good people look bad. Sad. ✌️
Lololol
Remember this guy got airborne
I left the military nearly 20-years ago. It's sad to see that Privates still do stupid stuff. Pretty sure this kid has prison in his near future.
America is 70 criminal legal and illegal
Privates doing stupid crap is basically a law of nature. It's happened since the beginning of time and will happen until the end of time. Mainly because the vast majority of Privates are morons who have never been away from the safety and protection of their parents. Going through basic four years after leaving home and being one of the older guys in the unit it was amazing how dumb the 17 and 18 year olds were.
Armies have literally had to order specially designed versions of some of their equipment solely because privates started doing stupid stuff. Look at the MAS 36 and MAS 49 bayonet lugs, for example. You know how reluctant any military is to order new gear
🇺🇸 You can say that again, This DISHONORABLE DISCHARGE is looking at a Solid 3-5 just got being and Uneducated Bafoon.🤦🏼♂️☘️
@@filmandfirearms so you saw a youtube video and now you’re an expert
“All right, that’s enough! It’s time to kick this thing off!” Angry DS, you never disappoint 😂
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severe stupid... then! levels up to nuclear Stupid! and!!! uploaded it!!! so we can remind him for the rest of his life
I never even got this much likes on my comments. (I shoulda said this 6 months ago)
16:35 was one of greatest burns of all time. You have my respect for life sir.
The fact that this man used the actual footage of Alexis Avila throwing her newborn in a dumpster shows commitment to a joke.
Took too long to find this comment. Also over commitment.
Only good Alexis comes from Texas
Gonna be honest I didn't know that happen tell now 🤣
And the sound he put it for it....just....
Thats was kinda messed up ahhaha
The word "cringe" is overused and played out but...if ever there's a situation for it to be used appropriately, this story is it. The level of stupid is so high it should come with a warning from the FAA first.
The FAA quip had me laughing to the point my ribs hurt. I'm definitely going to use that line in the future. Bravo.
"... with a warning from the FAA first". literally lol.
Holy shit my sides, that’s good
Nah, nasa gotta clear that, it’s outta this world
@@radium4194 don't forget Space Force 🛰🚀✈🛸🛫...
is it wrong to make a "He is risen" joke about this on Easter Sunday?
No, no it is not Drill.
It would be a crime not to.
😆
Drills are never wrong. And when they might be, they're not.
All in fun, know you don't mean it sacrilegiously. I'm sure you could make God Himself chuckle.
I've boiled the Army down to 2 basic rules that applies to literally everything the military teaches you....
1. Don't be stupid.
2. Be a good dude.
You'll have a successful military career with that
Nah, you don't even have to be a good person. You just have to not be stupid. Show up on time, right uniform, and don't open your mouth ever. Doesn't make you a good person, just makes you a smart person.
This has to be the weirdest thing to get kicked out for.
Dick in hotdog bun? In the mess hall? This is the stupidest thing for sure I have ever seen without extreme levels of mental instability. This is NOT the weirdest thing. Groping a female or worse a male drill instructor is weirder than this.
We had a guy in our unit who got chaptered for "grand theft aircraft."
Prior to our deployment, he took his girlfriend to the local airport and stole the Cessna he'd been training on for his pilot's license. Took her for a drunken ride, and ended up crashing the plane into a residential area. That's a pretty interesting way to get the boot, too.
@@mattf2146 and into a federal prison.
@@steves578 Oh yeah! I'm sure he is still sitting at Leavenworth. This happened in 2008.
I would say the dumbest thing
"I'm not here to bullshit or lie", indicating that the very next thing that's going to crawl out of his sewer is a lie.
It consistently surprises me when people act like authority figures are supposed to just allow you to break the rules. Entitlement.
This guy just gives off vibes that he is a complete moron.
There is no saving this kid.
I’ve done some dumb things, no where near as bad, when I was a teenager. And I learned from my mistakes, this kid is just like, there’s something wrong with him.
@Aaron King you're not the brightest crayon in the box now are you?
@@Leo_Pard_A4 thank you. I was about to stoop to the “if your friends jumped off a bridge” saying.
@Aaron King found the kid that says "I would knock the DS out if he got in my face". Sure, kid, sure.
@Paul Martin and not trusting authority hasn't been good for a lot of people either. That's not the point. If you distrust authority, why join an organization which requires and demands it? Like getting a job in food but hating that you have to work with food. It's idiotic to say the least
This young man has no future if he continues to make decisions like the ones he’s made so far
It's still a future. Not a great one, but a future.
A short life too
well thats where the moneys at
He made a video bragging about how he still got benefits
I'm in the Navy, and where I'm stationed -- at Fort Gordon -- there's a holding division for junior Sailors that are in-processing, as well as Sailors who are out-processing. However, the out-processing ones tend to be of a particular type that are almost always full of bitter sh-t about why they're being involuntarily separated. I have spoken with my chain-of-Command about the suggestion that these two groups of Sailors not co-mingle, because in-coming Sailors, fresh out of A-School, are hearing an incomplete and distorted narrative of why these other individuals are being separated... and worse, because of the rank-difference, the junior Sailors tend to look up to these negative influences.
My chain-of-Command said that the reason they continue to do this is because there is still experience and mentorship to be offered by these slightly more senior Sailors. I see the merit of that viewpoint, but it comes at a cost... and frankly, it's at a cost that outweighs the benefit, in my opinion. But what do I know?
That's a stupid idea.
Geez, that sounds like a Austin/Milley sort of logic. BAMN (By Any Means Necessary). So who's the Navy equivalent POS?
I'm at Fort Gordon too for my AIT, nice seeing you here bud
@@matthewhayes6806 Gordon was some good times. D Co 447 Sig; not sure if it's around anymore, though
You need to have a star in order to change things. Us enlisted don’t have good ideas.
I like how he’s still chillin’ in military gear even though he got kicked out of the army.
Yeah, and all his videos do look like he's at DOD installations, STILL...slow learner
Gonna see him on a buds311 video getting busted for stolen valor 🤣😂
It takes for ever sometimes to get out processed from the military when you're getting kicked out. I think i did notice thay he lost rank between one video and the other.
How else is he going to steal valor?
@Intergalactic Dust Bunny he fought in the Great Juul War of 2022.
Holy shit I remember this guy. I graduated back in December and this guy will always be a legend for all the wrong reasons
Bro did yuh buy the 80$ vapes?
Lol 😆 lol 😆 hilarious.
What ever happened to DS roque
@@noobnoob2184 Not too sure, she was still there when I graduated
@@icyslush4316 Fuuuuuck no. A couple shitbags did and got caught with them at our ASP
Thanks!
Dude, this is one hell of a story. It's so crazy i wouldn't beleive it if the dude wasn't telling it himself.
The army gets some wild ones. Lmao.
You spelled stupid wrong
*What does someone telling a story do to increase the veracity, EVER?*
That's usually a first indicator that it's BS.
To normal people.
@@psychopompous3207 It's unnecessary in this format, he's not writing a business letter to get a contract for work.
And you forgot the comma after period, to separate the two prepositional phrases.
@@m4rvinmartian why you mad?
@@m4rvinmartian Normal people wouldn't talk about this level of stupid crap they did in the first place. If he's ratting himself out, it's probably true to a large extent since normal people would either say they didn't do half the crap this scumbag did, or not say anything at all.
I would be in inclined to feel bad for him if he was like "I fucked up, I ruined my chance, do don't do what I did", but instead he is bragging about what he did, what he didn't get caught for, and he is annoyed that he got caught.
Civilian here. Let me get this straight. This genius, and I used that term sarcastically, thinks that the same people who can tell which direction you polished your boots can't pick up on the smell of a vape pen. Then to add insult to injury, he thought he could outrun a base full of people who run a mile a day and the people who order them to do it. After that on a completely different day, with his picture up all over base, he proceeded to commit assault with a deadly weapon (his car) on a military officer, and he wants me to be on his side. Outstanding, that somebody can be that stupid!
Technically drills are NCO enlisted but still. The rest is on the money
Definitely more than a mile a day!
@@nightmaresdaydream5766 Thank you for the correction.
@Professor Games,
What does the acronym NCO stand for?
@@joeestrada2787 non commissioned officer. They are technically still enlistedmen but do have some authority
"You ran from the drill sargent, your just gonna die tired" 😂😊 seriously had me grinning from ear to ear!
You’re*
@@cdub9925You were so bothered by an unknown individuals grammar mistake that you feel it had to be addressed....why....?? It's a simple and common mistake but it makes me wonder if "you're" a teacher....?? Don't get me wrong it's not a big deal to me either way, but it did make me wonder....??
@@EasyGrilling101 because it deeply bothers me that you didn’t use the correct “you’re”
@@cdub9925 lol waters to easy to get.
I was thinking at the beginning, this kid was gonna own up and say "yeah, I learned my lesson; but they gave me a second chance" then he started telling his side of the story. My brain cells hurt from listening to him.
and he's practically bragging about it on tiktok.
man i was hoping this Soldier would learn his lesson. NAH!
I wish I had your faith in humanity, but I had one of these kids. The frustrating part was the unit refused to chapter him for failure to adapt when I called his behavioral issues from the get-go, then stopped me from applying actually effective corrective measures as a specialist and as his sergeant, and _then,_ after I had him _almost_ beaten into a shape somewhat resembling a worthwhile human being if you didn't look too closely through over a year of close and careful work, decided to fuck with him on the regular so as to perpetuate his post-deployment death-spiral, thereby terminating what could have been a mediocre career and dragging down several potentially stellar careers with him because those goddamned fuckwitted fobbits just fucking couldn't not be trash.
Well you see ur wrong cos tha whur 'he 'muneh at.. *runs from drill sgt*
@@markdsm-5157 ah even chrimals are becoming stupid
“You are filled up on fuck up fuel” I’m using this one.
Can we make this go viral and alert JAG about this. This guy needs to be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. Basic Trainees and Drills have enough to worry about... He compromised the security of a US Army post, lied to a NCO, and then fled. This guy needs to do hard time.
I'd be surprised if he doesn't get an honorable, since he's a member of not one but TWO privileged classes.
I am former Army and I now do criminal defense work so I want to give anyone the benefit of the doubt. However, his continuing attitude and actions are inexcusable. He needs to be made an example of by JAG. AC please use your contacts to alert the appropriate members of JAG about this clown.
@@Strutinan I had the pleasure of escorting about 30 privates getting kicked out. With two article 15's under his belt, that's enough to get an "other than honorable" discharge - the worst that can happen without a court martial. Running from the cops like that is likely a court martial headed his way where he'll serve prison time and get a dishonorable. Pretty nutty
@@RedDawn370 JAG isn't really going to do much about it. It depends on the kid's battalion commander and above. More than likely he's going to be recommended for special courts-martial. Used to be a paralegal specialist.
You think his whole CoC doesn’t know already?
“I don’t even know what it smell like” is the new “I didn’t inhale”
You nailed it with his new nickname. “Dishonorable Discharge” needs to be court martialed.
And the close-up of your DS eyes... felt like you were staring into my soul.
Memories
"felt like you were staring into my soul."
Same here. Couldn't#t decide if I should jump into position of attention or hide behind something. So I just stared motionless like a rabbit facing a snake.
@@SierraKilo76 same!
@@SierraKilo76 Don't move.His vision is keyed on movement!
Isn't being stationed two hours from home incredibly lucky when you are in the US military?
Wasn't he just as likely to be stationed in the opposite end of the country?
Pretty lucky yeah
Nah that shit depends. Fort Hood for example a lot of people asked to be stationed here because it’s close to home but regret it immensely they fucking hate it here. A lot of shit duty stations in the state Im from too
For my twin brother and I we scored high on our ASVAB 97/92 that our recruiter let us pick our BT, AIT, and Duty Station all at Fort Sill, Oklahoma! We were like celebrities at Fort Sill back in 98! We're pretty much in every photo of BT book and we even made the paper on Post a few times being identical twins going into Military! Great times!
Depends on your contract.
@@undeadsomulo776 here in the green side we got 29 stumps, barracks row, and swamp lejeune.
The “That’s where the money at” are so perfectly timed. Usually when the repeated joke is used it flops but these hit every time 🤣
These people always think they are so smarter than everyone else. The sad thing is they never change.
He doesn’t even have to respect authority, just pretend at the right times and you’re fine. Dude probably could have straight sold drugs at local universities and had less of a chance of getting caught.
Yea and weed is better than fucking vapes lmfao
They should've recycled his butt to his first day of training the first time they caught him, since he wanted to be there in the first place.
@@mcqueenx75 don’t hate playa. Everyone knows guys like Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates started their careers hustling vape pens.
Probably could've opened a whole store too.
Meh vapes are for powerbottom hungry fools who think the golden girls suck.
In the old army he'd be severely physically corrected.
Please bring that back. This guy is so fucked up.
Damn straight!
I got out of an airborne combat arms unit last year after five years and can confirm that the old army still exists unofficially
@@WilliamNobleBonnin they just keep it lowkey so the higher ups don’t find out
@Haku Yuki I joined in 2016 at age 21. I’m not an old head. If your experience is different that just means you’re not combat arms
I CANT BELIEVE THIS GUY TRIED TO INFILTRATE BASIC TRAINING WITH EARINGS ON.
Child mentality
Imagine trying to to do this twice.
TWICE
And go back to the same company 😂
Look at his damn pic! If the earrings didn’t give him away, his haircut sure would! Also, when the fuck do these BCT soldiers get time to buy vapes? We NEVER had a chance to buy ANYTHING at BCT without a DS seeing you. We only were able to go to the shoppette on our own on graduation weekend! MORON! I also feel for his platoon. You KNOW this blue falcon earned them a TON of “HALF RIGHT” commands! BLUE FALCON!
"I wanted to [action here] but the Drill Sergeant had other ideas."
Basic in a nutshell
that close up at the end made my heart stop and it's been 17 years since I went to basic.
Never been in the military, still almost scared me to death.
I had a drill do that exact stare when I got caught snoozing on fire guard.
But I bet you still laughed when he had that gitty face that all DIs get when they are about to get some trainee and you knew, it wasn't your ass.
"they couldn't possibly catch me again"
That fucking look and smile sent chills down my spine like I was in trouble.
6:18 I don't know about you all but a swarm of drill sergeants sounds like the most fucking terrifying thing ever. Not even including the fact that they're *chasing* you.
Theyre not that scary... They cant put hands on you...
There are some though that just have an intimidating demeanor but its also not a drill sergeants job to be liked
@Andrew Crews im talking about as far as assault... Striking someone... Not just stopping them... Theres very few circumstances i see a drill sergeant getting away with hitting someone.
@Andrew Crews not in 2022 they can’t, that’s a lawsuit in wait.
Look at OJ.
@@demonjmhI'm going to assume that someone breaking into a military installation would be seen as good enough reason for military personnel in general to use whatever force they deem necessary to detain them and figure out what they're up to.
"I don't even know what weed smell like"
This guy eats paints chips and washes it down with nail polish. At least they got him out before he killed actual soldiers.
You wanna know what weed smells like? Go to the fucking Walmart at Vadnais Heights Minnesota. Place smells like a shitstorm. Thanks all the people that suddenly gave such a Damn about dead felon G Floyd. Pressuring the government to do its damn job is one thing, obliterating the downtown stores so all the trash gotta gettoatize the suburbs is another. Fuck weed!
He sounds like a total pothead, probably ate some glue as a kid too but he's a total pothead that's for sure. Not the sharpest egg in the shed though.
@@GreasySwayze dnt be that guy alot of 'potheads' function perfectly fine in society. Buttt this guy is just a young kid who never had a proper figure in his lifem
@@datemike1184 I just said he sounds like a pothead, you're trying to make it seem like I said something else. Did I say something that upset you?
I've seen D&D parties come up with better plans, and react better to challenges. And that's saying something
and actually take it serious too lol
Some young soldiers and Marines should just away from social media. Half of it is actually funny, then the other half is cringe.
Half is being generous
That’s okay marines don’t know how to use electronics anyway. They keep trying to eat them.
Or, or, just hear me out, some social media users should stay away from the military.
@@asdfg2560 That's just not fair!! You know they don't give electronics to Marines. It's crayons. Shit, I just gave a Marine friend of mine a brand new box of 8 color Crayolas, thanked him for his service and said Happy Easter! He'll be shit'n neon for a week!!
I think the idea of trainees getting access to phones is stupid. Soldiers don't need personal phones. Soldiers need to pay attention, or scrolling a phone screen is the last thing you might do.
You know he’s dumb when he touches the right side of his chest and says “my hearts pounding”
Video is reversed
I bet that basic training company that caught him got pizza, when I was in basic another trainee from the barracks next to us decided to break into our barracks one night and of course was seen right away and DS was alerted and all we knew is the DS told us to "GET HIM" so we got him but somehow he ended up with bruises it must have been when he got tackled but all I know is that Sunday we got pizza in basic training.
You deserved that Pizza. Thank you for your service, sir or ma'am.
good troops deserve rewards
I laughed a little harder than i should have at this and you definitely deserved pizza!
When you hear drill sergeant say "get them" that's when you feel your adrenaline start to rush and I'm huge smile spread across your face like the Grinch
@@nuttbag6658 When you're in Basic, it could be Papa John's cheese and it would be glorious.
Drill Sargent's really do have damn good memories. I failed to graduate BCT the first time because I could not get the bare minimum pushups. Went back home to finish my high school, waited to get orders to go back to BCT. Somewhere along the line the information of me needing a APFT was lost, so I was given orders to restart BCT. I showed up with everything I left with and drill sergeants saw a recruit with two green duffle bags and no personal bag. everything was confusing but the paperwork doesn't like and I had to repeat the same story to a lot of Drill Sergeants. Get to my new BCT company, still stand out like a sore thumb only to realize that I'm behind my old BCT company building. Three weeks pass with me training like everyone else, (minus drill sergeants telling me to let the other recruits answer questions and I was to help with the class) my platoon is getting smoked. I hear another DS yell, "is that Private (butchered name)?". Go to parade rest, and sound off with ," yes DS." Conversation goes on for 5 min before I was told, "as you were" my old DS started talking to my senior drill sergeant. Red phase APFT comes and goes (I passed, barely), and then my company gets our weapons. Day 1 of group and zero, I zero my weapon to find out that I'm going to AIT with the next to graduate BCT Companies.
Yoooo bitsche! We were in the same basic your bunk was beside mine hope your doing good!
@@warrenbingham1230 Hell yeah
Hah, I get the feeling I know exactly how he butchered your name...
@@CrizzyEyeshe called him Private Bitches🤣
@@warrenbingham1230 LOL I thought you were calling him a bitch in different form to avoid the YT censoring hahahhaha. I see now, but caught me off guard til the next comment down =).
And he will still get the knee jerk "God bless you and thank you for your service" from people. Some people simply do not nor ever will deserve respect.
The only reason he's still walking today is that he pulled this shit in the Army...and not in the Marines!
Never been in the army, but I was in the usmc, I went through boot camp 20 years ago, the idea of earrings being "little things" really made me laugh. If I had a 1/16 inch of a loose thread on my utilities there was hell to pay, I couldn't even imagine someone showing up and trying to blend in with earrings.
Hey, I’m a JR going a senior. I’m interested in joining the Marines, I was wondering if you could tell me what I need to do to prepare for boot camp?
@@mr.minion2981 don’t ship until you can do at least 10 pull-ups, an 11:30 1.5 mile run, a 3 minute plank, and like 80 plus ammo cans lift. You don’t have to be crazy fit just be in shape, you’ll have an easier time physically.
@@deshawnwilson2762 Thanks, I’m a 210 pound gym attic, Im playing spring football so I can stay in shape, and I can do 16 pull-ups, is that good?
@@mr.minion2981 16 pull-ups is more than good lol if you’re a football player it’ll be easy, bootcamps really all mental. Whatever you do don’t quit, they want you to succeed at the end of the day.
@@deshawnwilson2762 I agree completely with DeShawn, you sound like you will be fine physically, and boot camp, although physically demanding, is mostly a mental challenge. Be prepared to have a lot of stress and little sleep. Do you know what mos you want to do?
My mom is a retired veteran and works at fort Lee. When we were watching this video she thought this guy looked familiar. When he said he graduated from fort Lee she realized that she did one of his physicals.
HOW DOES EVERYONE KNOW HIM?! Damn do you all have his social as well?
@@gang-ridertv5433 I don't know, It's just that a lot of people work at Fort Lee I guess.
Here’s how you sell vapes to soldiers:
1. Get a job at a vape shop working the cash register
2. Wait for a soldier enter the vape shop
3. Accept the soldier’s payment method in exchange for whatever vapes he’s buying
But wait - there’s more
4. Get paid on Friday
You’re welcome
Ain’t no money in that lol 😂
@@Bigbluecollector316ain’t no money in reselling vapes either😭
As a retired USAF MSgt and a MTI I love this, great job!
"You ran from a DS?!"
We all do, in our nightmares.
He should of drank a NOS energy drink
@@spankthemonkey3437 and put a dip in
Sometimes I feel pretty stupid about some of the mistakes I've made in life. But then I hear about guys like this one and I'm like "You know what, I'm alright! Right about now, I'm feeling pretty damn smart!"
Me too
Same here
The entrepreneurial spirt of this young warfighter is inspiring a true credit to the force reflecting the highest traditions of the United States Army
soon to be a CSM of A Battalion if I ever seen one 😅🤣
🥴 “das were teh mummy at”
They need to give him the medal of honor asap
“You ran? You’re just gonna die tired” is a cold ass line ngl
Classic line.
I love idiots from afar, so entertaining.
That's just Common Sense, right?
When my family calls me a failure, I’m sending them this video
That's the only good part about having druggie gang banger brothers! No matter what I did the answer was always "At least I don't do meth!"
" dishonourable discharge, which is what your mother nicknamed you after your father left.. "
I'm still laughing at that!
Brilliant!
I love this guy, especially his adverts they’re so fun and the insults are great, well done mate
Worst part: I bet his parents/guardians thought that him enlisting would HELP him and teach him respect and responsibility.
Welp.
Wdym their baby would never do anything wrong and the army are the ones on the wrong
@@callingyourphone1212 ram ranch disagrees
The Marines are coming
marines are the branch for discipline
"Insert random woman claiming to be the momma that hadn't seen him for years and saying her baby aint did nuffin' and was gonna be the next Surgeon General" Even though Granny raised him.
The judge at his last court case probably told him prison or military
This guy drove 2 hours and left his brain behind.
You guys wanna drive to find his brain?
Or is he too far gone?
I don't think he had a brain to begin with.
This just brought me back to every time I had to counsel a soldier. I know realise how damn lucky I was.
Holy shit, when I was in the Navy back in the 90s someone who did this would be looking at years in the brig and a big chicken dinner at a minimum
"brig" you were never in the navy pretend pirate
@@Moon-vn6qw bro that’s what it’s called tf you mean😂
Kid: “When my old DS saw and recognized me, my heart was pounding”
DS: “When that boot saw and recognized me, my heart was pounding”
Like that scene in Finding Nemo when Bruce smells blood
*drilling intensifies*
I mean, isn't that a natural reaction to seeing your DS? Asking this as a civilian.