What Makes This Song Stink Ep. 8 - Jason Aldean "Try That in a Small Town"

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  • @jonnnyR
    @jonnnyR 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1659

    Blinds to Go guy needs a dip in the tub as a reward for all his contributions, in my opinion.

    • @pat_finnerty
      @pat_finnerty  6 หลายเดือนก่อน +486

      I tried, he had work. Units don’t move themselves. Called Lloyd too but he was waiting on a HVAC guy.

    • @sombra1111
      @sombra1111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@pat_finnerty You're so ironic. Can I be your friend? 🥺

    • @cheelerocheeler5879
      @cheelerocheeler5879 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      Damn. BT-double-G is a busy man.

    • @volume_xo
      @volume_xo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      Thank you for sayong this, i had prior engagements however the offer was there

    • @kevinoshea557
      @kevinoshea557 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      @pat_finnerty where can i find the audio file for that horn? I need that as my text alert

  • @NoMereRanger73
    @NoMereRanger73 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +918

    Fold up? Try that in a small tub…

  • @Sirfredrickvlogs
    @Sirfredrickvlogs 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2200

    Country music just becoming Nickleback is one of the funniest outcomes possible.

    • @raveoreynolds6049
      @raveoreynolds6049 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Sure, if a single JA single somehow represented an entire genre in 2023.

    • @breal9435
      @breal9435 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

      Nickelback is better

    • @tool6913ca
      @tool6913ca 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +109

      ​@@raveoreynolds6049like it's only one bad apple

    • @mogmason6920
      @mogmason6920 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +183

      It’s not even Country anymore, it’s Buttrock, now with Banjos!

    • @floptart5712
      @floptart5712 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +180

      Hickleback

  • @pyrock0227
    @pyrock0227 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +609

    "It took four people to write this" never felt like such a scathing insult

    • @mondegreen9709
      @mondegreen9709 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Apparently it takes four of them to change a light bulb, too.

    • @lr6884
      @lr6884 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      You should check out Todd Snider's song "if tomorrow never comes". Some beautiful jabs at the Nashville machine.

    • @Vesta_the_Lesser
      @Vesta_the_Lesser 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@lr6884 Thank you

    • @hambor12
      @hambor12 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It's like the defunctland bit on the story of Catherine O'Cleary, the fictional elderly Irishwoman whose was blamed (alongside her cow) for starting the Chicago Fire in an article penned by at least 3 people to stoke anti-Irish and anti-Catholic sentiments of the time

    • @chinchillaman1
      @chinchillaman1 3 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yea an Beyonce's girls run the world took 12, your point is moot.

  • @philly_sports1558
    @philly_sports1558 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +360

    47:52 The joke with Pat talking about how cities aren’t patriotic with Independence Hall in the background is absolutely golden 😂 11/10

    • @SeasideDetective2
      @SeasideDetective2 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      In a way, cities are more "old-fashioned" than small towns. What I mean is that they're older in the most literal sense of the word, because their large populations indicate that they've been settled longer. Chicago, Miami, and Las Vegas are the rare big cities whose populations exploded seemingly overnight.

    • @melnorthrope4355
      @melnorthrope4355 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Im from Australia, and even i know about that Liberty Bell shit

  • @bsh819
    @bsh819 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1706

    "A full Phantom down"
    Everything Pat says is instantly iconic.

    • @ellarobinson6827
      @ellarobinson6827 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      It's incredible really

    • @BeniRoseMusic
      @BeniRoseMusic 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +92

      I fucking lost it on “full phantom” he’s so damn quick!

    • @EnragedSephiroth
      @EnragedSephiroth 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Laughed at that line.

    • @Brynn_Wood
      @Brynn_Wood 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Best line and another new Pat standard measurement.

    • @tunebean508
      @tunebean508 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      Let's see Beato try that

  • @chaoticoldbore
    @chaoticoldbore 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +654

    The "I don't think they ripped off kyrptonite or 3 doors down. I think it was worse than that. I think the were influenced by 3 doors down." had me in stitches.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      The origin of the Freedom Four > the origin of the fantastic four

    • @yousuckdicks1
      @yousuckdicks1 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      the long silent stare

    • @liquidcouragesailing9370
      @liquidcouragesailing9370 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      the pause Pat takes after delivering the line is comedy gold.

    • @kvltizt
      @kvltizt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      *chair crackles through the silence*

  • @karld001
    @karld001 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +681

    My wife's nephew was learning to play guitar and he was playing country music. I said I didn't know you like country music. He said I don't, but it's easy to play.

    • @erkl8823
      @erkl8823 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +59

      Adam Jones (Tool guitarist/founder) said country (guitar stylings only, of course) was/is a big inspiration for his guitar style (I'm assuming chords/fretting mostly). Anyway, not a defense of country, I'm certainly not into it, but I also don't think we should confuse... whatever this "modern" sh*t is, with what country used to mean.

    • @AKguru762
      @AKguru762 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Adam Jones is the GOAT

    • @Tim_the_Enchanter
      @Tim_the_Enchanter 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      When I was a kid, my friends used to ask me why I was always playing Bob Dylan songs, and I would say, "Because I can't play or sing."

    • @garethbaus5471
      @garethbaus5471 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He isn't wrong.

    • @victorheath1459
      @victorheath1459 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @karld001 That’s why my first band was a ska band, it was easy.

  • @nikbert
    @nikbert 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    "Three Doors Watered-Down" is savage

    • @1th_to_comment.
      @1th_to_comment. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Sounds like the name of an ancient from rain world or something

    • @Mae_Dastardly
      @Mae_Dastardly 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@1th_to_comment. omfg I love u so much for that lmao

    • @gillianb6508
      @gillianb6508 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It’s my new favorite 😂

  • @Brionkendo
    @Brionkendo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +475

    That sleeping guy singing the D note had me crying. So good

    • @swo8on
      @swo8on 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      💀

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      "What."

    • @ericbjorkqvist6853
      @ericbjorkqvist6853 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      THATS ROB TO YOU!

    • @alonsoarana5307
      @alonsoarana5307 27 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​@@charlesdemers1197that delivery sounded like Peter Quill when his dad tells him he gave his mom cancer

  • @Man2quilla
    @Man2quilla 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +344

    I need a shitty country song about how a broken escalator is just stairs in a small town

    • @cdwilliams1
      @cdwilliams1 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Thank you for the convenience!

    • @JM-nb4yo
      @JM-nb4yo 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Hedberg!@@cdwilliams1

    • @ruthie8785
      @ruthie8785 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      I was stairs in a small town
      I went up in a small town
      I never moved in a smaaaall town
      I was always, station-ary

    • @Goldie_Hawn_Solo
      @Goldie_Hawn_Solo 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I love Finnertys comment section. Nicely done on a full-scale Hedburg.

    • @DKdrop
      @DKdrop 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Honestly, that’d be hard, because that sounds like the premise of a really good country song. Like, I could see Nick Shoulders writing that.

  • @maggiemagpie6863
    @maggiemagpie6863 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

    A dirt road
    A cold beer
    A blue jeans
    A red pickup
    A rural noun, simple adjective

    • @robjgolde3221
      @robjgolde3221 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      No shoes
      No shirt
      No Jeewwss…you didn’t hear that!
      Sort of a mental typo.

    • @VijemaVati
      @VijemaVati 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I walk n talk
      like a country man
      But these boots I’m wearin’ cost
      THREE GRAND

    • @EleanorofAquitaine42
      @EleanorofAquitaine42 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Like Mike’s Evanderin’
      Fuck your ears I’m panderin’
      I write songs about people who do
      Jobs in the towns that I’d never move to.

  • @LeQuack147
    @LeQuack147 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +280

    "That's how it is in a small town; we take care of our own."
    As someone who lived in a small town for a decade, no we fucking don't.

    • @Reverend_Salem
      @Reverend_Salem 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      my favorite country song about small towns is "Hate Lives in a Small Town" from Aurelio Voltaire.

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      As someone else that has live in a small southern town for close to 30 years now , I couldn't agree more. People make a pretense of being nice, caring and "Christian", but enjoy backbiting and trashing others behind their back. There are some genuine people here, but you're right, taking care "of our own" is not my experience of living in a small town.

    • @ImaginaryAlchemist
      @ImaginaryAlchemist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +42

      They take care of _their own,_ meaning people who look and think like they do. So it is still technically correct

    • @Kawamura2
      @Kawamura2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      @@ImaginaryAlchemist Yeah, you're right of course. But in my case no one knows I'm not "Their Own" here lol

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      And weird how the "artist" that writes about it had nothing better to do than GETTING THE FUCK OUT of "small Town" into some big ass mansion in one o9f the most urbanized Areas of the USA (Southern Florida is basically one big cancer of big cities touching on each other all round Miami) as soon as he had the money to do that. Taking care of others? Aldean's ass!

  • @myautobiographyafanfic1413
    @myautobiographyafanfic1413 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2414

    Pat, you are the only person who can give off relentless positivity while literally complaining.

    • @brianoldro9305
      @brianoldro9305 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +58

      He does do that good observation

    • @smelltheglove2038
      @smelltheglove2038 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      Usually when people do this they come off as fake. He actually pulls it off somehow.

    • @oldieal7032
      @oldieal7032 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      I usually dislike negative content such as CinemaSins, but Pat manages to stay fresh and fun throughout. Probably a side effect of making videos when he wants to rather than just churning out a content mill of trash.

    • @billycox475
      @billycox475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      You made me laugh 😂
      Thank you!

    • @Mighty_Atheismo
      @Mighty_Atheismo 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      He got that dude for being the most casual of all Metallica fans in such a gentle way.

  • @TerryCaber
    @TerryCaber 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +595

    Me, a female Pat fan: There are dozens of us! DOZENS!!!

    • @NeoN-PeoN
      @NeoN-PeoN 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm not even sure that's true...

    • @apriljean8614
      @apriljean8614 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +29

      ​@@NeoN-PeoN off of this comment section theres at least 3 of us

    • @swansox
      @swansox 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      @@apriljean8614Four!

    • @AaBb-zj2ld
      @AaBb-zj2ld 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      thanks for showing out

    • @stevenhaas9622
      @stevenhaas9622 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +24

      Based on his number of subscribers there are approximately 4,320 of you.

  • @wrolnick3
    @wrolnick3 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    "What do cities have to do with America" in front if Independence Hall is an amazing gag

  • @VivaToddVegas
    @VivaToddVegas 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +319

    As someone who grew up in a small town, I totally agree that there are indeed scumbags in small towns.

    • @clpthegamer3129
      @clpthegamer3129 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      yep, all these people never heard of Skidmore, Missouri who was terrorized by Ken McElroy for around 30 years until they finally had enough and wacked the guy

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ⁠@@clpthegamer3129was thinking the same.

    • @mollybennett3291
      @mollybennett3291 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      Agreed, I also take issue with the fact that Jason Aldean isn’t from a “small town”, and doesn’t current live in one. I don’t mean to gatekeep what counts as close knit community but I wouldn’t call 80k people a small town by any stretch.

    • @jannetteberends8730
      @jannetteberends8730 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      @@mollybennett3291 your comment reminded me that old neighbourhoods in the big cities in the Netherlands are also tight knit communities. Often with their own culture and dialect, some of them recognisable for everybody. Like Cockney from London.

    • @bharland85
      @bharland85 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      Yeah man. I grew up in quintessential 'small town' Texas and lemme tell ya... a lot of these small towns are stuffed to the gills with scumbags. There were decent people but towns like mine (a former klan stronghold) didn't suddenly outgrow their violence and racism, they just learned to keep it out of sight. The only ones not subject to their relentless toxicity, petty cruelty, aggressive religious alienation, and near constant acts of violence are the ones who buy in and commit those wrongs themselves (on some level).
      They're mad that they lost their monopoly on violence and can no longer subject others to their wretched will consequence free. The reality of their 'small town' fantasy is that it's hell if you're not one of them and any difference, no matter how small, sets you apart. I've known those folks all my life and they are awful people by and large.

  • @rubberface1424
    @rubberface1424 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +725

    Let's all appreciate the songwriting of "This Kiss". Not only is it a bop, but to put "centrifugal motion", "perpetual bliss" and "pivotal moment" all in the chorus - that's a lesson in linguistics right there! And to then sing that like it's nothing... Serious chops!

    • @succumbtoviolets
      @succumbtoviolets 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +79

      i haven't looked this up, but surely the last time "centrifugal" has ever been used in a country song.

    • @TremorX
      @TremorX 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +66

      I would watch a "Physics with Faith Hill" youtube series.

    • @gfh110
      @gfh110 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I learned more about math and physics from "This Kiss" than I did in all of high school.

    • @McPhisto
      @McPhisto 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +28

      I would've sworn it's "centripetal".

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      @@McPhisto It should be centripetal. Centrifugal force drives two bodies in motion away from each other.

  • @x4thmessiahx
    @x4thmessiahx 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +647

    Walking in front of Independence Hall while doing the patriot rant was 10/10

    • @marxman6896
      @marxman6896 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Genius. Actually genius.

    • @wintergloom5695
      @wintergloom5695 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      As soon as I saw him walking around there I was thinking damn that's clever. So much American history in Philly

    • @thelonelypamphleteer5722
      @thelonelypamphleteer5722 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I was wondering if anyone else caught that

    • @danieltx7066
      @danieltx7066 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      I was thinking, “please, PLEASE be walking toward Independence Hall.”

  • @Fraulein_Sausageball
    @Fraulein_Sausageball 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +351

    Putting the lyrics to Try That In a Small Town to "Ohio" is an absolute stroke of genius. It somehow makes the inane text into something worth listening to.

    • @teadrinker3290
      @teadrinker3290 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      Honestly, I wouldn’t mind if that was a full song. The vintage music makes it way more tolerable.

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I was gonna insult you, but reading your name saved me the trouble.@@teadrinker3290

    • @pr0ntab
      @pr0ntab 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I thought about this some more and I realized that it sounded like the hypothetical singer really felt and believed what they were singing and even if I didn't agree with it upon reflection I still felt like I'd be compelled to hear them out. This is the power of a good performance.

  • @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689
    @fromthedumpstertothegrave3689 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +151

    2:21 that little kid saying "yes" to helping his neighbour before his dad even processes the question. THAT is someone who's parents have taught him well. :)

    • @26michaeluk
      @26michaeluk 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🤣

  • @WillemV203
    @WillemV203 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +413

    Never expected to be so invested in a niche youtube fandom at this time in my life. Fucking love it

    • @canesrule96
      @canesrule96 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      Even on a Saturday noight

    • @lesbianmustardbottle957
      @lesbianmustardbottle957 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      🥳🥳@@canesrule96

    • @aw2584
      @aw2584 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      100% first youtuber ever I would consider subscribing to Patreon or smth. Perhaps its because I've been watching these videos over and over for like what, a year or two, and it's still a relatively small channel so it feels intimate but I doubt thats the reason, it just scratches all the itches I've been itching to scratch youtubewise

  • @bjones8470
    @bjones8470 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +328

    The look after the line “I’m not saying they ripped off Three Doors Down…I’m saying they were influenced by them” slayed me. Since this is an apology video I have to make my own apology. I think on the second or third video I watched of Pat’s I commented that if he would cut out some of the comedy and get his videos down to a tight 20 it would be more watchable. I was wrong and I’m sorry. I watched this entire hour and laughed out loud a number of times. Alas I have no idea how to make amends

    • @mansell101
      @mansell101 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      The way he held that stare after saying "I think they were infuenced by 3 Doors Down" killed me.
      Side note: the band I play in wanted to cover "Kryptonite." I made sure that didn't happen.

    • @AcidropOSY
      @AcidropOSY 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Just don’t do the I, IV, vi, V and you’re good

    • @doylerudolph7965
      @doylerudolph7965 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@mansell101 even if it was a good song, it's a very annoying one to play. Especially for the drummer, poor guy has to play the least inspired half snare roll of all time for the better part of four minutes.

    • @thenightrider2121
      @thenightrider2121 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@doylerudolph7965 It would be funny if they decided to pull a random person from the crowd just to do the "YEAH!"

    • @iliketrains3495
      @iliketrains3495 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It’s the new “I don’t think it stinks because it’s a rip-off. I think it stinks and it’s a rip-off”

  • @CosmicWaltz7
    @CosmicWaltz7 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +17

    I live in a small town. Everyone here is paranoid, armed, and hates the government. The crime rate is alarmingly high. Racial tension is palpable.

    • @jedimasterjoe5386
      @jedimasterjoe5386 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      CosmicWaltz7 hating the government is a bad thing?

    • @CosmicWaltz7
      @CosmicWaltz7 13 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      @@jedimasterjoe5386 Most of the ones hating the government are on government benefits.

  • @MrMZaccone
    @MrMZaccone 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +53

    I live in a small town, population about 6,000. Problem is, it seems about 3,000 of them are meth heads.

    • @headheretic1580
      @headheretic1580 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      same shit in smaller towns lmao, we have less than a thousand and we still manage to have an area of town my boss calls the projects

    • @dragonsword7370
      @dragonsword7370 12 วันที่ผ่านมา

      ​​@@headheretic1580 funny thing is that section of town has probably been "that part of town" for long, it's in the foundation of that area. That is going to be harder economically or other issues.

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 วันที่ผ่านมา

      So how is bogalusa, LA anyway

  • @ethanwells2103
    @ethanwells2103 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1067

    “If Jason Aldean’s still has the guns that his granddaddy gave him, what happened to the record collection?” This may be my favorite WMTSS quote yet

    • @AnIdiotsLantern
      @AnIdiotsLantern 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      His grandpa didn’t have nearly enough Staind or Skillet is record collection

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +54

      Skeet shooting because he has zero respect for music? :P
      My thought upon hearing that line was, "If the guns are that old, are they even in working condition? Aldean is clearly too stupid to do proper maintenance. If they're just meant to be display pieces then why is he throwing a hissy fit?" EVERY gun control bill ever proposed specifically exempts non-working firearms AND working hunting rifles.

    • @timd729
      @timd729 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Why would you assume an old gun isn't working? You can assume an old gun works unless there is visible damage

    • @xXEGPXx
      @xXEGPXx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      @@timd729 You should never assume anything about guns, that is one of the most important rules of guns

    • @timd729
      @timd729 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@xXEGPXx well if you aren't familiar with an old gun don't just assume it's broken is all I'm saying... Assume it works because chances are unless there is visible damage it probably does

  • @gregos_79
    @gregos_79 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +573

    "What has a city ever had to really do with America?" as you walk by Independence Hall is pure gold. I'm a Canadian living in Japan, and even I felt a little American patriotism for that expert trolling.

    • @jon1913
      @jon1913 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +62

      That was beautiful visual gag, unfortunately I bet most of Jason Aldean's fans wouldn't catch the reference.

    • @playgroundchooser
      @playgroundchooser 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      I damn near did a spit take when I realized where he was walking. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @joer8273
      @joer8273 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      @@jon1913makes the humor even richer. Haha

    • @farkasmactavish
      @farkasmactavish 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@dananderson6697Philadelphia has always been an urban center and you're high as a kite my guy.

    • @dananderson6697
      @dananderson6697 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @farkasmactavish You are making the exact same ignorant mistake. An "urban center" in 1776 would be completely unrecognizable in virtually every way to a modern urban squish. You would think it was the most rustic, "redneck" place you'd ever been.
      Regardless, it is absolutely insane to think that modern Philly (or any Democrat run open sewer that used to be a city) would be approved of by people who's entire philosophy and worldview revolved around each individual being responsible for himself and his own way in the world. It's historical ignorance on such a massive scale it's almost difficult to comprehend.

  • @BRLambert4
    @BRLambert4 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    "Slow kryptonite" broke me and made me a lifelong fan of whatever this guy says.

  • @pdtomlingson8288
    @pdtomlingson8288 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +70

    “I don’t think they ripped off Kryptonite or 3 Doors Down, it’s worse than that, I think they were influenced by 3 Doors Down” IM DEAD

  • @zhazhagab0r
    @zhazhagab0r 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +348

    Imma tell you right now, I live in a small town. Very small. I hate my neighbors.

    • @matthewdennis1739
      @matthewdennis1739 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      That’s why you live outside the town….ahhhh…no neighbors.

    • @unablenarwal8863
      @unablenarwal8863 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      I live in a very small town and my neighbor yells at the cars passing bye other than him I have no opinion about my neighbors

    • @larrynielsen8789
      @larrynielsen8789 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@ConnbineHarvester Dang it! Everybody should speak English. Even if you live in another country.

    • @prufrock1977
      @prufrock1977 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      I left my small town. Left the whole fuckin’ country. Much better life and making more money.

    • @motherofthetans
      @motherofthetans 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      I lived downtown before I moved to a small town and when I lived downtown I knew my neighbors and we gave a shit about each other. I've lived in a small town for fifteen years, in the same house, and only one neighbor speaks to us. Everybody else is all cliqued up and probably wouldn't call 911 if our house was on fire. I hate it here

  • @limegreenelevator
    @limegreenelevator 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +632

    A full hour and a Pat return? Yes please and thank you!

    • @singersonspeakerphone2421
      @singersonspeakerphone2421 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      And it don't get better than this

    • @mausklick1635
      @mausklick1635 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I don't know he lost me 10 minutes in this time.

    • @galvanizedgnome
      @galvanizedgnome 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      His old stuff was good. His political stuff on this one is sad and pathetic. Boring too.

    • @mcbrodz1663
      @mcbrodz1663 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@galvanizedgnomeshut up nerd

    • @RichWellner
      @RichWellner 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pat Finnerty is Jerry Seinfeld if Jerry played guitar. Fight me!

  • @richgerow3472
    @richgerow3472 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +195

    I love how after this stupid song and "Rich Men North of Richmond" got popular, the Onion published an article with the headline, "Man Who Said N-Word Standing Near Guitar Reaches Top Of Country Billboard Charts."

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      There's a guy on TH-cam who's made every kinda remix of Oliver Anthony you can imagine and it's all just him singing about fudge rounds 👍

    • @ritas1977
      @ritas1977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      There is not a single n-word in lyrics.

    • @lightsupportweapon
      @lightsupportweapon 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@ritas1977subtext and inference? not real. ok!

    • @seansinger640
      @seansinger640 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +33

      ​@@ritas1977Nobody... said there was? That's like half the context of the joke.

    • @ritas1977
      @ritas1977 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@seansinger640 I don't understand this joke.

  • @bigbeefscorcho
    @bigbeefscorcho 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    I’m a huge classic country fan and the “Merle Haggard looks like a scratch off ticket” and “Willie Nelson looking and sounding like a horse” both had me cry-laughing

  • @lilith6072
    @lilith6072 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3842

    pat i am so proud to be one of your remarkably few female fans

    • @grantandrews4826
      @grantandrews4826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Fuckin A, sister.

    • @Borninxixax
      @Borninxixax 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +68

      🤝

    • @thejesse
      @thejesse 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +169

      you are the 2.7%

    • @LizAnnsonZ
      @LizAnnsonZ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

      we should reward ourselves with another decorative pillow

    • @bbens999
      @bbens999 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +102

      Somebody get this gal a hot tub!

  • @klmullins65
    @klmullins65 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +392

    They've been writing "A Country Boy Can Survive" over and over since 1982

    • @nick1512
      @nick1512 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Yeah they have and I'm glad I ain't the only one who notices that

    • @holzmann-
      @holzmann- 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Which is not a bad thing.

    • @larrynielsen8789
      @larrynielsen8789 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      It is a bad thing​@@holzmann-

    • @d3pr0fundis
      @d3pr0fundis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +96

      It’s just completely disingenuous and ridiculous. We’ve all likely lived in small towns and the concept that they’re all growing their own food and running trout lines instead of just driving to Walmart is ludicrous.

    • @13druber
      @13druber 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Yall are ignorant

  • @chantaltestman6916
    @chantaltestman6916 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +133

    I am from the south on the other side of semi small town. The phrase "Good Ol' Boys" was always about those who wear hoods and have badges. My late grandfather was a WWII vet. He fought for a country that had a segregated army. American black soldiers receive used and broken equipment and were put on the front lines. He didn't get his G.I bill like his fellow white Americam vets. But he still severed his country, join the civil rights movement, and was positive figure not just in our family but within our community. I can give two shits if Jason Aldean cares to respect men like my grandfather but I continue on my grandfather's legacy to fight racism.

    • @CPDheadstomp
      @CPDheadstomp 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      So being against high crime rates in a city makes you racist? Why? You’re the one injecting race into it. That would make you the racist.

    • @Do_not_at_me_bro
      @Do_not_at_me_bro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Smartest Race Grifter take

    • @prism_of_selves
      @prism_of_selves หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@Do_not_at_me_brobro you unironically use the term 'leftoid'

  • @EduardoMano
    @EduardoMano 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +113

    The humor, the sarcasm, your veteran dad dissing TN, the hot tub... man, this was a ride well worth taking. Didn't even know the song in the first place, but you got me for all the 59:57 minutes. Thank you very much.

    • @TheBfutgreg
      @TheBfutgreg 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I'd never heard of it either....that's what not watching Fox News does for a person's mental health

    • @BeeWhistler
      @BeeWhistler 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@TheBfutgregLOL is that where someone would hear it? No wonder I haven’t, either. Well, also because I can’t stand country music, especially when it sublimates ignorance.

  • @darkdragonsoul99
    @darkdragonsoul99 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1021

    I'm from a small town and I can honestly say this guy has never been to a small town take care of our own my aching ass. What living in rural America teaches you is self reliance because no one is going to help you.

    • @henriquepacheco7473
      @henriquepacheco7473 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +184

      Man's from Macon. Never stepped into a small town out of his own will

    • @muffinpoots
      @muffinpoots 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      as a missourian, this hits hard.

    • @Soufriere84
      @Soufriere84 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +219

      100% true. I'm from small town Arkansas and I can tell ya true that if you're in the out-group -- racially, politically, economically, or any combination thereof -- NO ONE will help you. I was lucky enough to be a 4th-generation native so I'm mostly part of the "in-group", but my own mother, being an outsider, wasn't treated as well at least by some.

    • @michaelcochran9685
      @michaelcochran9685 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Same here brother!

    • @wilkinsandwontinsachievemu3772
      @wilkinsandwontinsachievemu3772 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +43

      as a person who is from Appalachia, Im so happy I live around New York City

  • @jameskuntheodd1421
    @jameskuntheodd1421 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +362

    Dude. I'm not even joking when I say that this man is literally one of the best TH-camrs on the platform. You know you've found an absolute S+ tier content king when he can be gone for ages, and as soon as he pops up back in your feed, you stop what youre doing and watch.
    Please keep up the amazing work Pat. Congrats on the hot tub. I'm glad that Simple Plan worked my guy

    • @floepiejane
      @floepiejane 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I did that. I woke up to it. Watched straight through. I'm the kind of guy that trolls Norm McDonald fans who call him genius... and they all say I have no sense of humor, and I think they're right. I never laugh at comedy or comedians. It's true. Haaardly ever. But Finnerty? That's a funny fyck right there. He gets belly laughs out of me. Who'da thought that a bald 6'5" Irish-American musician in Philly would be funny 🤷🏽
      Oh! Congrats on the tub, man. Sincerely. You look so happy.
      Cheers ✌🏽🌻

    • @oldmanandrew
      @oldmanandrew 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I can’t believe it took me 8 hours to get to this.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      *stop what you're doing and watch, for an hour.

    • @MisterFarce
      @MisterFarce 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I can't help but feel that if H.Bomberguy were a musician this is the content we'd get.

  • @Markle2k
    @Markle2k 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +38

    This was like reading a Michener novel: you took a long time getting to the action with all the setup, but in the end you completed the narrative and it satisfied.

  • @anthonypepoli2223
    @anthonypepoli2223 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +41

    The world is a better place because Pat Finnerty exists.

  • @andrewkomlodi
    @andrewkomlodi 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    The pocket pistol Beatos were unexpected in the best possible way.

    • @gwislomezable
      @gwislomezable 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      They perfectly show Pat is fresh as ever 😂

  • @theneonchimpchannel9095
    @theneonchimpchannel9095 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +683

    PLEASE don't apologize to Walker Hayes. He's done a Christmas version of "Fancy Like". It features the line "Hey Jesus, it's your birthday!".

    • @DTheAustralian
      @DTheAustralian 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +116

      that's so dumb it wraps around to being adorable lol

    • @galvanizedgnome
      @galvanizedgnome 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

      Noone else is sad this guy has succumbed to his trump derangement? He used to at least hold it in a little. He will need to be on sue a side watch next elections.

    • @maxsmart9116
      @maxsmart9116 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      ​@@galvanizedgnomethe background music is everything that's wrong with modern country. Has nothing to do with TDS.

    • @retinalcircus
      @retinalcircus 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​​@@galvanizedgnometake your salty maga tears and disappointment someplace else. No one cares. Stop making everything about that sulking tub of sorbet

    • @TacticusPrime
      @TacticusPrime 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@galvanizedgnome It is pretty astonishing how deranged the Republican party has become. Chris Fucking Christie has to be the adult in the room? Eisenhower is definitely spinning in his grave.

  • @Eloraurora
    @Eloraurora 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    That Willie Nelson line sent me on a wild tangent as a former horse girl. I am disappointed to report that no one seems to have made a custom My Little Pony doll of him, but there is a namesake therapy horse.

  • @Phoenix0F8
    @Phoenix0F8 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    The small town I grew up in for the first 17 years of my life called the cops on me for changing my brake fluid in the park one time when I felt my brakes getting spongy, and another time for walking around on the back roads because there was *nothing to do in that town.* People were just as selfish, nosey, scummy and vindictive as in any city. The school was dogshit with bullying and drugs, nobody cared. It felt like me and two friends against the whole world- not any remote sense of a small town banding together. This guy is singing about an America that hasn't existed for at least 70 years, and probably never really existed at all beyond an idealized mutual admiration society enjoyed by a privileged few straight white men with subservient wives. The """good old days""" for some good old boys.

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +550

    I live in a "small town" and trust me, the whole "take care of our own" thing is just a thing people say on TV and in songs. Maybe I'm wrong, maybe my Town just isn't Small(TM) enough.

    • @goatfromhell666
      @goatfromhell666 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +90

      I've heard people call towns down south with 20k people small towns. That's about as genuine as modern country music. I lived in small towns for years. My hometown is considered big, with a population of about 2,000 people.

    • @donotgotthis
      @donotgotthis 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +86

      Same, I also grew up in a small town on a farm. My neighbors at one point were m*th dealers.😂 Notoriously, outside of work/school, the only things to do in most small towns are trespass on private property, drink in a church parking lot, or drugs.

    • @anthonydelfino6171
      @anthonydelfino6171 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +67

      In my experience, people in small towns will turn on you immediately once they think you might be in any way a drag on them.

    • @crackcoursehistory4566
      @crackcoursehistory4566 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      How you ever thought that maybe you’re just an asshole?

    • @skippythealien9627
      @skippythealien9627 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +37

      Jason Aldean is from Macon, Georgia. Far far FAR from being a small town
      plus the dude spends most of his days in Nashville these days, doesn't he?

  • @rkayyyyy105
    @rkayyyyy105 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +277

    Another female fan here, when I saw he was BACK with a ONE HOUR video I thought about how happy it made me and how much effort he put in for all of us fans! What a rock star.

    • @lesbianmustardbottle957
      @lesbianmustardbottle957 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Pat carries the torch so that others may _see_

    • @billycox475
      @billycox475 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Pat Finnerty and acollierastro are about the only TH-camrs I'll spend an hour on

    • @lilith6072
      @lilith6072 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      standup comedians hate him- consistently funny and impactful while being a compassionate person. and can i mention the part where he interviewed random people in his city who all say they love their neighbors 😭

  • @kaveman_realh9224
    @kaveman_realh9224 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +172

    I think if we were to sum up this kind of song, we could call it, “performative patriotism”. It’s the same thing we saw post-9/11 where every song had to mention Jesus, the flag and the troops (looking at you, Zac Brown Band). Wanting a safe community isn’t a bad thing, but suggesting you’re gonna play vigilante to enforce that life without doing the groundwork to actually alleviate the real problems communities, both rural and urban, have is just short-sighted and willfully ignorant of the problems that cause these issues in the first place. This song is representative of the shallow and fearful perspective so prevalent in its intended audience. That’s why this song sucks.

    • @suppositorylaxative3179
      @suppositorylaxative3179 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Lol they don’t believe in systemic issues

    • @SebineLifeWind
      @SebineLifeWind 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Oh, so liberals are mad because it's calling out their performative slacktivism.

    • @jacksmith-vs4ct
      @jacksmith-vs4ct 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      It's also funny that aldean didn't even write it...

    • @kaveman_realh9224
      @kaveman_realh9224 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

      @@SebineLifeWind I don’t know why we’re bringing in liberals to this conversation. Liberals don’t do this kind of virtue-signaling propaganda in their music. I’d challenge you to A) find me a liberal song that’s this overtly political, and B) explain to me why conservatives seem incapable of responding to criticism without engaging in whataboutism. When you do whataboutism, you’re basically admitting something isn’t good, but you think something else is “worse” by comparison. So it’s basically just a confession.

    • @suppositorylaxative3179
      @suppositorylaxative3179 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@kaveman_realh9224 fr. It’s because conservatives think liberals do the same things they do. But they don’t.
      Same as when religious nuts call atheism and evolution a religion with a gospel.
      They use the words gospel to describe Charles Darwin’s text (even tho no one even reads them anyway) because they think people who accept evolution have the same basis for their beliefs as religious nuts

  • @Vesta_the_Lesser
    @Vesta_the_Lesser 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +30

    goddamn this video has such replayability. Thanks for being so goddamn funny and jolly

  • @deserttacosband
    @deserttacosband 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3476

    No hard feelings Pat. Again at the end of the day we took it is a complement. Working on some original music right now. Excited to hear which songs stink

    • @JT-nk3sh
      @JT-nk3sh 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +356

      we love you desert taco band

    • @innoc4063
      @innoc4063 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +299

      Common Desert Tacos Band W

    • @doomdoomdoom1016
      @doomdoomdoom1016 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +105

      Fuck yeah DTB!

    • @richiecook2305
      @richiecook2305 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      DTB FTW!!

    • @richieheyward161
      @richieheyward161 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +52

      DTB is back baby!

  • @r.c.2167
    @r.c.2167 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +220

    The Rick Ruben drop during chop sticks takes the cake. Absolute gold Pat.

    • @badredfinn2982
      @badredfinn2982 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Beato!!!

    • @_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_
      @_SPREZZATURA_McGEE_ 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Rick Rubin and Beato flash-cameos made me actually LOL!!

  • @alfrednorris1895
    @alfrednorris1895 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    "This kiss" had actual science in it (centrifugal motion). Top-tier.

  • @spellcraft7988
    @spellcraft7988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +39

    I am an Alaska Native from a small town who grew up on nerd metal, CCR, video game music, and 90s techno, and I would listen to Hog Ride all day.

  • @thewisemanpaul
    @thewisemanpaul 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +521

    Aldean saying how female country singers sound the same paired with him and Bryan sounding like clones of each other is peak comedy. But then pat had to one up himself in the same video with his patriotism rant

    • @kakyointhemilfhunter4273
      @kakyointhemilfhunter4273 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      I genuinely could not tell when the other one started singing in his example. I dont even know who started singing first lmao

    • @zeenuf00
      @zeenuf00 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      awwwwwww patriotism make u mad.
      😅😅😅😅😅

    • @Maialeen
      @Maialeen 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      @zeenuf00 Don't be cringy for the love of God. Don't do that to yourself. If you disagree, that's fine. Reply with your real opinion. But this awwwwwwww weirdness doesn't do anything.

    • @greysnake2903
      @greysnake2903 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Yee

    • @Hanoveur
      @Hanoveur 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      @@zeenuf00Mad? I don’t see anyone mad here.

  • @paperedwillows
    @paperedwillows 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +336

    I am always impressed with Pat's ability to talk to random people on the street.

    • @RustyVaperGameplay
      @RustyVaperGameplay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +31

      You would be confused by England. I will regularly have conversations with strangers. A few weeks ago I ended up at a pub with strangers and ended up hanging out for 18 hours. Ended up doing a bunch of coke.

    • @paperedwillows
      @paperedwillows 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@RustyVaperGameplay I might be socially awkward.

    • @ROOKTABULA
      @ROOKTABULA 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@RustyVaperGameplay Seriously. So many of my friends in Canaduh are amazed how random people, especially people that are fukt up, will just start up a convo with me.

    • @RustyVaperGameplay
      @RustyVaperGameplay 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      @@ROOKTABULA Saw some guys in a shop at 1am... Later I saw him in town and recognized him I was like "Yo", he said "Do you drink?" and I just replied with "Pub?". It was 11am.

    • @fgoindarkg
      @fgoindarkg 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You mean like panhandlers, and tweakers?
      They'll talk to anyone. They'll talk to their feet.

  • @aluckyheron
    @aluckyheron 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    LMAO "I'm sorry to the consumer" the Boston Market bit got me

  • @attercap9238
    @attercap9238 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    Honestly one of my favorites of your videos. I rewatch this way too regularly.

  • @carmelitababy8869
    @carmelitababy8869 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +122

    The deep references, in-jokes and plain wealth of knowledge pertaining to scum bag rock really cooks my pasta. Another instant classic.

    • @colin-nekritz
      @colin-nekritz 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      That shot of Pat saying "maybe cities don't know about freedom" while literally walking by the building where the friggin' US Liberty Bell which was rung to celebrate US's freedom was just too perfect.

    • @hitthegoat
      @hitthegoat 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Cooks my pasta. I’m gonna borrow that one

  • @JBB685
    @JBB685 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +443

    I literally cannot watch Pat in a hot tub without getting choked up…

    • @christopherweise438
      @christopherweise438 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Pat Finnerty's Celebrity Hot Tub Party.

    • @butHomeisNowhere___
      @butHomeisNowhere___ 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

      Damn, bro... You gotta choke up on it?
      Jealous.

    • @Kirkvanhouten55
      @Kirkvanhouten55 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      my hot tub is the only material possession that ever brought me any joy

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Almost as much as the first time we saw August is Falling play live.

    • @mjbswenson
      @mjbswenson 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Patriot!

  • @stephenstetler3324
    @stephenstetler3324 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    The rewatchability of this episode is off the charts. 11/10

  • @beatmania3rdmix
    @beatmania3rdmix 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    As someone who lives in rural America, all we got going on out here is poverty and fentanyl. Seriously, this place sucks, and a lot of the people I grew up with here have either left for bigger cities or died. I don't understand glorifying small towns as this utopia. Y'all have jobs in cities. You have entertainment. Nightlife. A bigger dating pool. Resources for virtually every problem. I'm feeling like the US's small town fetish is very much an American thing that other countries genuinely don't get.

  • @LordofDiamondsMetal
    @LordofDiamondsMetal 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +141

    To have the story line finally be completed - to see Pat finally get a hot tub and complete the Simple Plan - fills me with so much joy. His happiness is my happiness too

    • @JohnSnow-lb6xi
      @JohnSnow-lb6xi 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I did a little fat guy happy dance when I realized what was going on...

  • @dylananderson310
    @dylananderson310 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +217

    I was saying to my partner YESTERDAY you haven’t added to this series in over a year. Missed you Pat, looking forward to a long one

    • @adrianguinn3331
      @adrianguinn3331 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Eerily the same. Like, verbally out loud in the car yesterday.

    • @collinmc90
      @collinmc90 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I was saying the same thing to my dad like two days ago hahaha

    • @akf2000
      @akf2000 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I mean same thing except I was thinking about the film Freddy Got Fingered for no reason, then today Google showed me an article about how it was Roger Ebert's most hated movie.

    • @jeremyweaver5639
      @jeremyweaver5639 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I told my partner this weekend that "that guy who makes videos about terrible songs" must've moved on with his life lol

    • @swansox
      @swansox 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Yes!! Yesterday, out of the blue, I thought…”I hope he’s ok. It’s been ages since he released a video.”

  • @JerryLeeHowell2
    @JerryLeeHowell2 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

    I've listened to this video at least 100 times and I cannot believe my eyes seeing Jason Aldean and Luke Bryant section. That's one voice. Holy crap.

  • @famfamfam5782
    @famfamfam5782 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +19

    “where’s yr grandfather’s record collection”😂😂😂flawless victory

  • @jakestewartmusic
    @jakestewartmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +103

    Pat coming back is the Christmas miracle we all needed

  • @SIDEKICKDUSTY
    @SIDEKICKDUSTY 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    I haven't finished the video but I wanted to say that the part with Rick Rubin helping put Chopsticks together really got me

    • @impulsecoupling
      @impulsecoupling 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Killed me too. He improves everything

    • @MarcosElMalo2
      @MarcosElMalo2 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      Would anyone even take Chopsticks seriously if Rubin hadn’t backed it?

  • @PhilipBosleyMusic
    @PhilipBosleyMusic 28 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    The thrash metal kid I was at 13 is taking such joy at watching you let the Target Metallica shirt guy bury himself.

  • @mr.spider267
    @mr.spider267 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +36

    'Try that in a small town.'
    US Grant. ' I did. You surrendered.'

    • @nick1512
      @nick1512 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dead 😂😂😂 I'm from South Ga and I love it when I have to remind people of Grant and Sherman

    • @heywoodjablome5380
      @heywoodjablome5380 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Been too long since I did some Shermanposting 😎

    • @jedimasterjoe5386
      @jedimasterjoe5386 13 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Try hard with a over used joke

    • @thepolarphantasm2319
      @thepolarphantasm2319 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Confederate flag + Nahtzee flag + Trump flag = lost cause hat trick

  • @mountainbeatsdjco4174
    @mountainbeatsdjco4174 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    I love your gags, your jokes, your recurring bits and your recurring cast of friends and family. But it's your big damn heart that gets me every time.

    • @JohannesWiberg
      @JohannesWiberg 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      Agreed. There are tons of funny youtubers, and there are tons of musical youtubers. But only one god damn Pat Finnerty.

  • @ChaosPootato
    @ChaosPootato 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +126

    There's something very special to this chaotic editing and random tangents and fucking live calling sleeping people to sing notes for you. Welcome back Pat

    • @adamlane6453
      @adamlane6453 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      The tangents are NOT random!

    • @seanmalroy
      @seanmalroy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@adamlane6453 that’s what blows me away is all of the one offs and tangents are actually in service of a bigger point. This is an amazing composition.

  • @Ali_D_Katt
    @Ali_D_Katt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    I'm from a small town (population 800, my graduating class was 32 people, the one after me was 14 people) all my family on both sides are still there. All the adjacent towns are all also shithole small towns. I promise i know what I'm talking about. We have all the same problems as the city. At least half of everyone in and around my age group are recovered addicts/alcoholics or still currently one of those. Theres meth... So much meth... Usin it, cookin it, sellin it. There's debilitating poverty and hungry children. Also, it seems different from the city because the city lays it's problems bare for all the world to see because who cares i don't know any of these people as opposed to a small town where the same things are absolutely happening but we let it fester by hiding it and acting like everything is ok because what will helen and billy jo from church think? The people who run things have been running shit (poorly and corruptly) for generations like a modern day monarchy. I promise ol "try that in a small town" has no idea what happenes in a small town except the racism... He hit that one dead on... And also dur dur dur guns.
    If you want an acurate depiction of what small town life is like listen to yellawolf's first album intermixed with any dolly parton song 😂😂😂. It's a methed up, everybodys fuckin everybody, open air asylum full of racist grandmas who will whip out the N word casually and grampas who ask your new boyfriend from college if he's ever skinned a rabbit while making an uncomfortable amount of eye contact (also known as the lead paint stare) at the easter dinner table (yes the person is me and the grampa is my grampa). It's the worst i love living in the city where my neighbor doesn't give a shit about me as long as it doesn't effect them.

    • @EleanorofAquitaine42
      @EleanorofAquitaine42 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I grew up in a small town in West TX, but have lived in many population centers (thanks to the military). I never owned a personal weapon until I moved back to a small town. It’s to help with meth heads-oh, and recently the local inbred Jed (Proud Boys and Klan) meetings a local restaurant has been hosting.
      The restaurant is owned by the local “rich” family who have had their dirty fingers in local politics for generations, but don’t forget they also turn a blind eye to that side of the family who are doing the meth cooking and distribution.
      Patriotism indeed.

  • @shadowknight311
    @shadowknight311 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +50

    “There’s scumbags in small towns.”
    YES!
    The mayor in my town (population 300) stole $47,000 from the city budget over an 8 year period.

    • @lestatsluv317
      @lestatsluv317 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      The corrupt ass small town I grew up in, the police chief just got fired and is being investigated for a whole slew of crimes including threatening people and abusing power and EVERYONE I know said the same thing...."Who did he piss off that they did something about him when most of the cops do all of this...". In my hometown, us South Enders (the people who grew up on the poor side) have fucking nothing nice to say about it but the rich assholes on the North End will hit you with that, "It's such a great place to live and we all look out for each other...." bullshit. Lmao

    • @sarahcheever2229
      @sarahcheever2229 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It didn't happen to be in Iowa did it? I know embezzlement is popular in small towns but that happened in a town near me as well. 😂 the town cop also got charged for using a tazer on his underage gf.

    • @hambor12
      @hambor12 2 วันที่ผ่านมา

      funny how the one guy in the comments trying so, so very hard to discredit every comment about small towns here is perfectly fine to ignore people talking about police corruption. Because giving millions to redirect all education and cultural budgets to give police departments serving at most 50 people Tanks isn't a problem but minorities saying they feel unsafe is

  • @lepus6511
    @lepus6511 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    Why the fuck did i get so emotional at the "we did it! we did it!" ending? A man and his hard earned hot tub, such a beautiful thing

    • @BigTwinRiver
      @BigTwinRiver 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      The emotional lift was truly surprising and I wasn’t ready to experience it, right? I think it was a feeling of joy in my heart but I can’t be sure it’s been decades since I’ve experienced that emotion so I struggled to label it. 😂

  • @ShineSpikePM
    @ShineSpikePM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    Only on this channel can I crack a grin at a bald white guy revealing an inflatable hot tub in a 93 foot garage in Philadelphia, keep being great man

    • @kansaimonmusic
      @kansaimonmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Dude, spoilers.

    • @ShineSpikePM
      @ShineSpikePM 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      @@kansaimonmusic my bad I forget some people read comments before finishing the video 🫡

    • @kansaimonmusic
      @kansaimonmusic 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      Nah, mate. I was joking anyway. I did come here after the.video.

  • @jamesshepard3
    @jamesshepard3 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    The “flag on a sunglass hut” earned an enthusiastic like.

  • @jimlaws3985
    @jimlaws3985 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    Finnerty, you beautiful bastard! You’re spot on and funny as hell, as usual. This episode is PURE GOLD!!

  • @TouchDirt
    @TouchDirt 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +224

    I was so confused by all the channel lore in this video that i had to binge every other stinker you've made. Shit rules

    • @rhondajohnson2725
      @rhondajohnson2725 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      I just got done doing the same thing and I don't regret a second of it. Lol

    • @Celtamongstmen2
      @Celtamongstmen2 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      My turn next, I guess.

  • @MrBluesMessiah
    @MrBluesMessiah 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +428

    In fairness, it's hard to find a courthouse in the south where there was NOT a lynching.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      Appomattox just murdered the Traitor's republic? ;)

    • @fl1tz4r
      @fl1tz4r 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      That’s half the problem tbh

    • @mrdonetx
      @mrdonetx 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Not many northern states either. Arizona, Idaho, Maine, Nevada, South Dakota, Vermont, and Wisconsin are the only States that have no record of lynchings. Which just means no one documented it not that they didn't have any. So try being a little less biased with your faux fairness.

    • @zyaicob
      @zyaicob 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

      ​@@mrdonetxnot being biased, it's just more common in the South

    • @misterman2830
      @misterman2830 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@mrdonetx At courthouses?

  • @ericlawson5263
    @ericlawson5263 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Did anyone by chance mention that the "Patriot" Ted Nugent repeatedly crapped his pants to avoid the Vietnam War?

  • @ethandollarhide7943
    @ethandollarhide7943 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Jason: " In a small town, people look after each other nobody what walk of life you come from"
    As somebody from an extremely small and extremely Conservative Town in the Bible Belt, I can confirm that statement is absolute BS.

    • @Do_not_at_me_bro
      @Do_not_at_me_bro 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      You must be Liberal trash then

    • @chiefkeefmoney
      @chiefkeefmoney 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@Do_not_at_me_browhy would their political agenda matter if the town is conservative and the people aren’t nice

    • @charlesdemers1197
      @charlesdemers1197 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@Do_not_at_me_bro Try and be more tolerant to different opinions bud.

  • @bennyfactr6122
    @bennyfactr6122 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +278

    As a fellow forty something with a shitty spine, seeing you get the hot tub was sincerely heart warming. Folding up is a young man's game

    • @T61APL89
      @T61APL89 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Its all fun, games and hot tubs full of champagne... until you catch legionnaires disease

  • @charlesperreault5151
    @charlesperreault5151 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +312

    The moment Pat rants about small towns being more patriotic while walking in the courtyard of the Independance Hall in Philly... oh the irony. Well played. Warm love from Canada keep it up Pat.

    • @nostromonaut
      @nostromonaut 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      I was cracking up the whole time 😂

    • @I_like_turtles_67
      @I_like_turtles_67 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Except Philly is full of D bags now. Look no further than their sports teams.

    • @Musicsteve91
      @Musicsteve91 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      Hats off to you. There are some people in the US that wouldn't even recognize that building.

    • @stuffthings1417
      @stuffthings1417 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Disney used it.

    • @phat111
      @phat111 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Sorry if I’m being dumb but I’m from UK can you explain please? I haven’t got to that part of the vid yet tbf

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +26

    That commenter really said "bring back sundown towns." Even if if was "just" an edgy joke, that's effed

  • @greetingsmars
    @greetingsmars 26 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Miss you like a grandpa misses his golden years Pat

  • @validpostage
    @validpostage 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +40

    referring to D as being "a full Phantom down" from F# got a ridiculous belly laugh out of me, stellar episode

  • @MrTimmyGT
    @MrTimmyGT 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +273

    Dad: "guy can't even play the fucking guitar, fuck him"
    Mom: "Right"
    Dying😂

    • @TomOmnom
      @TomOmnom 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +35

      The apple not falling far from the tree graphic was completely on point

    • @LifesNeverHumDrum
      @LifesNeverHumDrum 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      He came from some good apples 😂

  • @0ctoburr
    @0ctoburr 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    "Three Doors Watered Down" is unreasonably funny.

  • @michaelmartin8396
    @michaelmartin8396 25 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Every video i watch from Pat gives me Joker vibes.
    "Are you saying this song has always been terrible?"
    "I am and I'm tired of pretending it's not!"

  • @fireminer101
    @fireminer101 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +209

    The long awaited return of the only music youtuber to own a pedalmobile!

  • @chrishenson4450
    @chrishenson4450 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +165

    I was born and raised in Wise, VA, a coal mining town in the Appalachians. I'm bald as shit. I've been a semi-professional musician all my adult life. I hate all the same things you do. And last month, five North Chesterfield firemen had to use a Reaves flexible stretcher to lift my dead-weight ass out of bed due to severe back spasm. FIVE FIREMEN, LIZ LEMON!! So, I want to thank you for this video - the perfect close to a less than perfect year. Heal well!

    • @jacobseal
      @jacobseal 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      Good God, Lemon!!

    • @dwallens
      @dwallens 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love you for the 30 Rock reference. Cheers! 😄

    • @briancrawford8751
      @briancrawford8751 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      I'm not that far away from there, over the border in WV.

  • @BevinRed
    @BevinRed 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I grew up in a small town. Petty, cruel, small minded, racist, ableist crime-ridden nightmare run by violent, religious bullies. I have lived in a big city for 25 years now, and I will never never never never live in a small town again. I can't even stand the suburbs. So judgy.

    • @wisewolftony
      @wisewolftony 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I lived in a small town but it was solid probably because it was in Massachusetts. Now live in a small city smaller than where ever Aldean was from which had 3x the population my city does. Not like a moved far though as I could drive to the small town in like 10 minutes.

  • @mitchfindergeneral
    @mitchfindergeneral 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

    I came back a month later just to say YOU'RE BRINGIN ON THE HEARTBREAK

  • @peterrauch9961
    @peterrauch9961 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +199

    I have been arguing for “waiting all week for Sunday night” to be the lyric for the better part of a decade, so I just wanted to thank you for using your platform to support this issue.

    • @brianbelgard5988
      @brianbelgard5988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Its either a psyop or she refused to redo the original.

    • @AudreyGraceB
      @AudreyGraceB 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

      My guess is some exec says absolutely not to that lyric, because it undermines the other -day night football games.
      I filly agree with you and Pat on this one though.

    • @brianbelgard5988
      @brianbelgard5988 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@AudreyGraceB as someone who works in advertising, this makes perfect sense. The number of times we’ve had to photoshop out small objects impossible to see in a banner ad is mind blowing.

    • @ImaginaryAlchemist
      @ImaginaryAlchemist 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      ​@@AudreyGraceBthat does make a lot of sense, they don't want to downplay the other games.
      I wonder if something like "been waiting all Sunday for tonight" would work. I'm not a musician or an advertising expert by any means, but it at least makes more sense than waiting all day for Sunday night

    • @Hawk7886
      @Hawk7886 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I can't imagine watching that stuff for a decade.

  • @The_Back_Room
    @The_Back_Room 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +185

    i don't think you understand what a great film maker you are and how engaging this stuff is. you have lightning in a bottle sir. this stuff is original genius at its finest... reminds me of the free-for-all 90's. this entire series has perfect pacing, a perfect blend of humor, info and personality, and a reason to love it. your genuineness comes across the screen easily, and there is no doubt that you can do this for a living... then buy your own house with a giant hot tub. ps, Kim sang "Stop Dragging My Heart Around" amazingly on that Tom Petty Appreciation Band video... you were good too Pat, but Kim, c'mon 👍👍

    • @fcon2123
      @fcon2123 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      100%. Long-format story telling on the internet is such a rare thing. Vines, to tweets, to tiktoks, etc., the attention span of a normal viewer is so short. To hold our attention for an HOUR in this day and age is damn near unheard of. Making something like this takes a lot more skill and stage presence than you'd think.

  • @adinarosenstein9586
    @adinarosenstein9586 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    When you started playing Crazy, a tear came to my eye. Damnit, that's a good song!

  • @mynr0
    @mynr0 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Rerewatching the video and I still think the little smile you give to yourself when your dad casually roasts Ted Nugent might be my new favorite part of the video.

  • @mickeyfisher9826
    @mickeyfisher9826 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +157

    This is a masterpiece. Rick Rubin, full Phantom down, flash frames of gritty, all had me in tears.

    • @BigTwinRiver
      @BigTwinRiver 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +10

      It was early in a video PACKED with hilarity, but the Rubin pop-in absolutely killed me. Funniest thing I’ve watched in decades front to back hands down.

    • @five12man
      @five12man 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Just got to the full phantom 😎

    • @RDamps
      @RDamps 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      My wife didn’t understand my helpless laughing. Then tears

  • @jonogray2378
    @jonogray2378 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +115

    Jebus, but this is splendid. This is like being on the inside of the middle of the periphery of an obscure joke...with 160 thousand people.

  • @DragonRex20
    @DragonRex20 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Now this is cinema