Hi Pat, love the videos, but I notice that when you play a final chord or note on your guitar you don't arbitrarily wave the neck back and forth or in a gentle circular motion. I've tried this, and while I'm unable to discern any actual musical benefit to the guitar neck wave, I am starting to think it may have a magical affect on youtube viewership. Based on other channels that feature guitar playing, I believe you may gain more viewers and subscribers if you incorporate the guitar neck wave into your upcoming videos. Good luck and all the best!
@@urangus At a Hallmark?!?!?!!! Excuse me???? Hallmark has real honest to God brick and mortar retail locations??!!??!! And people actually go there???!!??! This is a revelation of the most staggering of proportions. I can not believe this is my first time hearing about this. I thought they just sold cards at Walmart and made low budget sappy holiday movies that your mom watched during Christmas. I do not know how I feel about this.
I was at a wedding reception that played this song, and I was thinking that the whole time. I couldn't fucking believe this song is real. 🤣 It's the hokey pokey for people who secretly never wanted to stop dancing to the hokey pokey
"If you can see a Men's Wearhouse, you're not in a neighborhood" is something I'll be teaching my 4 year old daughter as soon as I pick her up from daycare.
As an Iowa country boy, you hit the nail on the head with your "farmers are working" rant ! I've never cared for this song, and I'm going to give people this video when they try to tell me how great this song is !
4:42 - That's the most sincere country chorus ever written. And it was uttered by this man, by accident. "Sittin' on a tractor, that thing breaks down, they've fucking buy the thing, gotta go to John Deere, gotta get it, gotta load it up."
A terrible bro country song actually fits the Applebee's brand perfectly. If you can make it through that song without vomiting, then you can make it through an Applebee's dinner
I saw an Applebee's commercial with this song in it and I am appalled that this is a real song people listened to and released. Even for this genre, it is an egregious display of the worst America has to offer sonically.
a fusion of bad commercial hip hop with bad commercial country. and the "how do you do, fellow kids?" vibe is overpowering, as you correctly pointed out.
Hell yeah, Pat. Get em. I'm a millenial, but I work for a classic country station and I've learned to really love the old country jams. This modern bro country stuff is an abomination. The vengeful drunkard ghost of Hank Williams Sr is gonna start dropping lighting rigs on these dudes.
Modern bro country is just Nickelback with a slide guitar and a slight twang in the vocals. So 3 doors down, basically. Pat has pretty much said as much and it hit me so hard I still haven't gotten over how profound it was 😂😂😂
@@JayBigDadyCy It makes sense when you learn that Nickelback's go-to producer quit working with them and moved to Nashville to start working with these kinds of acts.
As epic as your long form shit is, we need more of these. You're a naturally funny dude and we, the tired, groggy and curmudgeonly musicians of the world NEED to laugh this pain away.
The fact that this is, like, an actual song and not just a jingle written specifically for that Applebee's commercial makes it even worse than it already was
Applebee’s hasn’t missed an opportunity to co opt the song though. I’m seeing Applebee’s Hulu ads all the time now that use the song. So if walker hayes wasn’t paid by Applebee’s to make the song originally, he’s definitely getting paid now
Exactly. The commercial made me want to die, but I assumed the song was made for the commercial and it was supposed to be a sort of knockoff of something from the already terrible radio so that made it ever so slightly less bad. Now that I know it's an actual song...
@@JohnBiddleMusic OMG doesn't it make you want to skip everything on Hulu until the fad is over? I think it even made it to Peacock, which is almost enough to spring for the Premium Plus.
Hey Pat, love the vids. Great stuff. As a farmer, I also just wanna say thanks for having our backs. We will continue feeding the world as long as folks like you stand up against these atrocities
The old my wife (dog ,truck) left me trope was never used in country music until bro country started in the 2000's. While there are some country stinkers out there from the late fifties to 2000, this homogenized rapopuntryock shit they are force feeding us now on repeat is the worst.
I REALLY want a country song about how much of a shitty company John Deere actually is to the farmers. You'll void the warranty if you do any work on it yourself, and they've put chips in them now to make it virtually impossible for anyone but a John Deere licensee to repair them.
@@Thor-OrionHere for a song about how to hack your tractor and fight for the right to repair against corporations who would rather sell you new stuff you don't even own and ruin the environment (which does include your farm).
I’ll never get tired of Pat throwing out a quick “Beato” whenever he says something theory based! Also, love the format! It’s like having something to snack on before the main meal!
Ok check out Grady Smith, he does TH-cam face sometimes, but he has a ton of vids on bro country and the issues with the modern country scene in general.
I walked out of the grocery store the other day and these two 60+ ladies were watching this song on their cell phone, one showing the other how wonderful it was. I almost cried. Luckily, Pat prepared me for that moment and I was able to walk by with a smirk on my face, knowing that I wasn't alone in my sheer hatred for this f'@#$ing song.
Yup, that was his costume for the video shoot, and him and the film crew prob paid some farmer so they can film on his farm for a day so larp boy can stand in fields, sit among all the clean barn rafters and try out a tractor for his first time. Then on the way home they found a random basketball court and couldn't help themselves.
You might be the most quotable creator I've ever seen. "We know where the chords are going, we didn't know Hank's wife was doing him dirty". Holy shit man, tooooo goooood!
@@marinablack181 True "articulate quips" would probably be better for the quote I used. But I still stand by "quotable"... I just used the wrong quote lmao
Honestly I’m really here for this looser off the cuff video style. I think it speaks to Pat’s offbeat charisma and comedic timing that a more basic video like this can still be really fucking engaging and funny. If this is what I can look forward to for future Little Stinkers then I’m hyped
His first video that I saw where he was slagging off on youtubers set up a video and background is what made me know Pat's legit. I hope he doesn't let all this 50k+ subscribership go to his head and start youtube-facing in his thumbnails. Ya hear that Patty boy!
The “he’s a little too old for this shit” literally made me spit coffee on my shirt. Bravo, Pat, bravo. You’re the best thing since Todd came from the Shadows to TH-cam
Haha, spot on. I love the content and it's filling me up until the next Todd In The Shadows episode comes along, and I'm not looking forward to being done going through the Past backlog
"Country music, if you're gonna fuckin do that?... Reparations." - I've tried many times, many ways to express my disgust for hip-hop appropriation in modern country music. That line sums it up better than I ever could.
A 40 something model lookin dude cosplaying a country boy farmer rapping about Applebees and using lit af bougie fam Gen Z slang, over a trap beat with generic country guitar. No one should want any of this. It has 21 million views. Humanity was a mistake.
@@AfferbeckBeats I'm a tell you man, 21 million for a produced, commercially pushed song isn't much. TH-cam has a literal global audience and views are plays, not people who saw it. There are Undertale fan animations that dwarf that. MULTIPLE Undertale fan animations that dwarf that.
Wendy's puts so much salt in their meat, it's biologically impossible to dislike. Also, this dude looks like George Michael made a respectable woman of Billy Ray Cyrus.
This one time my coworker said the "'Dave's triple' is what you eat after a killing spree lmao" And yeah, when I first heard this song in the wild, I thought it was by some 20 year old frat jock and not someone from HGTV
K your comment is two years old but this made me belly laugh. I gotta find more people that look like George Micheal made a good woman of Billy Ray Cyrus. This needs to be used at least one more time before the human race obliterates itself.
Oh my god Pat...."Country music, if you're going to do shit like this, then reparations!" I laughed loud enough to wake up my dog. Thank you sir for distilling into just under 9 and half minutes what I have been saying since I first saw the Applebee's commercial that introduced me to this war crime of a song.
I walked away from my phone when you started playing Fancy Like in the intro, and I had the same gut reaction I do when an ad starts playing and I want to skip it, but don’t want to stop what I’m doing to go back to my phone. My subconscious thought this song was an ad even though I knew it wasn’t. If that isn’t a testament to the quality of this song I don’t know what it.
I would absolutely love that. I'm not sure that their styles in terms of the flow of the reviews would really match well, but I could see Pat doing a (brief) cameo on a Todd review
Pat, as a guy who has overwritten a lot of important data in my day, I can imagine the pain of deleting your whole I-V-vi-IV project. That said, it will live in our collective imaginations forever. The perfect Little Stinkers that the world never saw. It’s mythical now, Pat.
I love watching Beato vids, and Pat's vids are just as great. I had been saying literally for years that there should be a channel like Pat's that points out songs that just flat out suck. And Pat does not disappoint, whether it is a long or short video. Well done, Pat. And here I was thinking this shitty song was created specifically for the Applebee's commercial.
And there's a "dance" to it. Or rather a slow, country-fried interpretive dance that is usually best performed heavily sedated as far as I've been able to see.
A great start to Little Stinkers, Pat! I was convinced that Applebee's wrote this song and gave it to the twangiest guy they could find in an actual Applebee's to sing it. That Alabama Jamma and Dixieland Delights were new menu items, so thanks for clearing that up for me. This song makes me sad. Can't wait for the Kravitz Bowl
I just watched about 2 hours of Pat Finnerty WMTSS on x2 to discern the first ever canon use of the stinker horn. Lo and behold: ep 1 of Little Stinkers! 0:01
I'm digging the Little Stinkers idea. Even though the huge episodes are mindblowingly awesome, there's a lotta songs that stink. Gotta get through em all.
This was an emergency. I almost pissed my pants. Applebee's is the worst. Chicks that dip fries in Frostys are psychotic. But most of all, I love that the pedalmobile is still there!
I have never felt a sentiment more in my entire life. Someone needs to pull a "Dark Knight Rises" on Jason Aldean's house for sure. But Garth Brooks also, this is all his fault.
So I'm going through the Finnerty backlog over lunch and I turn this video on and pull up instagram because one screen isn't enough, obviously. The first thing I see is this post from a guy I went to high school with who has gotten way into "fitness" and has been a part of EVERY MLM you can think of and believes he's some sort of life coach/finance guru. He's the perfect hate follow. The post was him eating a steak and the song he chose to put over it was Fancy Like. I've never heard this song in my life and I heard it twice at the exact same time.
The first time I heard this a few months ago, I instantly thought this would make a perfect video for you. You didn't disappoint. Unfortunately, due to my local, I hear this song far too often coming from the speakers of bro dawgs with half a lift kit on their Silverado.
I needed this after seeing the commercial and hearing... no, having my ears assaulted by this thing. Thank you. Also, it's interesting to see what happens when Abercrombie&Fitch models age out of their contract.
"Eating good in the neighborhood" is Applebees way of saying you won't be eating good at their mall based restaurants. It's like how Subway says eat fresh. They don't mean at Subway but they know people will think they they do
this guy is great. these are the takes we all have with friends who tell us about songs they like, and then defend them, after insurmountable evidence. so this guy just feels like a genuine friend, ribbing into his buddy, after saying he loves something popular that we know is bullshit, but popular.
idk why I clicked on this video, I could've lived without hearing this song. Is it an Applebee's ad? Is it a Wendy's ad? Is it a country song? Is it a rap song? Does it even qualify as music???? Why did I watch this? Why did you make this, why Pat?
I've never heard this song before, but 2 seconds into your video i heard the word Applebee's and i already agree with whatever judgment you place on this Shitstorm. Unleash the fury!
The richest guy I’ve ever met is a farmer. Homie casually talked about how he spends 100 grand on just one type of seed for his flower farm. He grows like 20 different types of flowers do the math. That man knew every word to Notorious BIG. No country in that work truck.
Dude. I mean, dude. I've watched TH-cam videos for over 10 years, and I feel like my entire life has been just waiting for this channel. The "Beato drops," the "Jack Hoffman" photoshops, the bad "honk" sound byte. It's all there. The only thing missing is a "no guts, no glory" sound clip from Stinker Jack, but I ain't complaining. This channel is TH-cam actualized.
i want to say it's so bad that it's a parody, but it's trying to be a parody in that manufactured, fake-relatable, "marketing department-approved" sort of way which makes it even worse. good lord.
This is the type of music that I have no idea how anyone could listen to it unironically. There's plenty of music I dislike, but I can see how some would find it appealing. This genre (I like referring to it as tractor music) is just so hilariously bad that I cant envision a real live person thoroughly enjoying it 😂
Right? I have no clue who could possibly be into this outside of maybe slighly out of touch chicks who are ~4 years out from being sorority sisters at a shitty southern state college. Nobody's bumping this in their tractor
Hi Pat, love the videos, but I notice that when you play a final chord or note on your guitar you don't arbitrarily wave the neck back and forth or in a gentle circular motion. I've tried this, and while I'm unable to discern any actual musical benefit to the guitar neck wave, I am starting to think it may have a magical affect on youtube viewership.
Based on other channels that feature guitar playing, I believe you may gain more viewers and subscribers if you incorporate the guitar neck wave into your upcoming videos. Good luck and all the best!
That earned my first ever pin.
good comment!
Ahh. The Chris Buck effect. Yes, it’s magic.
This got a genuine Laugh Out Loud.
Forcing the neck away from the body I do it all the time because it makes it go flat
"Country music, if you're gonna fucking do that, reparations!" I died laughing.
It's such a good line
You beat me too it! Had to go back immediately, and am currently crying from laughter. The delivery of that line was fucking EPIC!
When I say I belly laughed...
Hilarious
I had to stop tape. Laughing out loud. A line that should should be sent to the Greatest Lines Ever Hall of Fame. Like Yesterday. Pat F. Is the best.
This Walker Hayes dude looks like he walked out of some hallmark christmas movie. He's "hallmark handsome"
Dead on accurate
Holy shit it's true
The only time I've heard this song in public WAS at a Hallmark
@@urangus At a Hallmark?!?!?!!! Excuse me???? Hallmark has real honest to God brick and mortar retail locations??!!??!! And people actually go there???!!??! This is a revelation of the most staggering of proportions. I can not believe this is my first time hearing about this. I thought they just sold cards at Walmart and made low budget sappy holiday movies that your mom watched during Christmas. I do not know how I feel about this.
@@andrewesau51 yep, Hallmark stores are pretty much expanded versions of their Walmart sections with a few movies.
Your rant about Applebees in shopping malls was a beautiful display of class consciousness.
Pat Finnerty out here as one of the working class boys tbh
4:20 "...and I love this country, but you know what I mean" - that's a perfect phrase, love it
The “Hokey Pokey” fits really well over parts of this song
That's what I was hoping he'd mention! Totally just the Hokey Pokey. He probably would have gotten to it at a larger video, but its just so blatant.
So does "Down by the Bay"
I was at a wedding reception that played this song, and I was thinking that the whole time. I couldn't fucking believe this song is real. 🤣 It's the hokey pokey for people who secretly never wanted to stop dancing to the hokey pokey
@@kyle.teedubs pretty sure Todd in the shadows mentions it in his review!
Most new country songs have nursery rhyme melodies.
"If you can see a Men's Wearhouse, you're not in a neighborhood" is something I'll be teaching my 4 year old daughter as soon as I pick her up from daycare.
But first.... guitar
"Country music, if you're gonna do that...reparations" BIG FACTS
What a line hahahaha
I fucking lost it.
Seriously
They already cost white taxpayers over 300 billion per year though lol
@@jasonmaguire7552 cool, more of that
The man definitely owns an unnecessarily huge truck with an unscratched bed.
All hat; no cattle.
In a rich beach town, with nothing to put in the empty toolbox.
I disagree. More likely a Jeep Gladiator to go with the vest and clean jeans.
Bed so high you might throw your back putting shit on it so you don't even try.
@@NeilRobicheau the type to buy already distressed jeans because god knows he isn't going anywhere near hard work in them
As an Iowa country boy, you hit the nail on the head with your "farmers are working" rant ! I've never cared for this song, and I'm going to give people this video when they try to tell me how great this song is !
“That’s a just for men beard” had me laugh out so loud!!!
I just appreciate that the pedal mobile is still here.
In 50 years I'll be able to tell my grandkids I remember the episode where he first put it up.
It really needs an EQ in the end of the chain to balance out those effects
"that's a Just For Men Beard"..... absolutely.
Read my mind!
Yes one perfect uniform color is so unnatural.
4:42 - That's the most sincere country chorus ever written. And it was uttered by this man, by accident.
"Sittin' on a tractor,
that thing breaks down,
they've fucking buy the thing,
gotta go to John Deere, gotta get it, gotta load it up."
"Country music, if you're gonna do that... reparations." LMAO. You're my new favoritest person, Mr. Finnerty.
This Emergency Little Stinkers is such a gift. Bless.
Much bless
A terrible bro country song actually fits the Applebee's brand perfectly. If you can make it through that song without vomiting, then you can make it through an Applebee's dinner
My favorite road trip bit is asking everyone in the car if they want a disappointing excuse of a meal at Applebee’s every time we pass one.
Well, yeah. I mean you still shouldn't, but, yeah.
😂 yes! Instead of checking temperatures at Applebee’s, they play this song in it’s entirety.
I saw an Applebee's commercial with this song in it and I am appalled that this is a real song people listened to and released. Even for this genre, it is an egregious display of the worst America has to offer sonically.
I can't deny loving their half priced appetizers.
a fusion of bad commercial hip hop with bad commercial country. and the "how do you do, fellow kids?" vibe is overpowering, as you correctly pointed out.
I was thinking this sounded more like hip hop than country.
Hell yeah, Pat. Get em.
I'm a millenial, but I work for a classic country station and I've learned to really love the old country jams. This modern bro country stuff is an abomination. The vengeful drunkard ghost of Hank Williams Sr is gonna start dropping lighting rigs on these dudes.
Modern bro country is just Nickelback with a slide guitar and a slight twang in the vocals. So 3 doors down, basically. Pat has pretty much said as much and it hit me so hard I still haven't gotten over how profound it was 😂😂😂
@@JayBigDadyCy It makes sense when you learn that Nickelback's go-to producer quit working with them and moved to Nashville to start working with these kinds of acts.
“Country music if your gonna do THAT?! Reparations. “ 😂😂👏🏻👏🏻
"I mean this song makes Tractor Sexy sound like it should be on Blonde on Blonde." I laughed SO hard.
The supreme comment of this vid!
As epic as your long form shit is, we need more of these. You're a naturally funny dude and we, the tired, groggy and curmudgeonly musicians of the world NEED to laugh this pain away.
I am a musician. I work at 4am. I am tired, groggy and curmudgeonly. Dunkin isn't even open at this hour. Can confirm.
Need that daily dose of curmudgeon to keep the creative juices flowing.
The fact that this is, like, an actual song and not just a jingle written specifically for that Applebee's commercial makes it even worse than it already was
Applebee’s hasn’t missed an opportunity to co opt the song though. I’m seeing Applebee’s Hulu ads all the time now that use the song. So if walker hayes wasn’t paid by Applebee’s to make the song originally, he’s definitely getting paid now
Exactly. The commercial made me want to die, but I assumed the song was made for the commercial and it was supposed to be a sort of knockoff of something from the already terrible radio so that made it ever so slightly less bad. Now that I know it's an actual song...
@@JohnBiddleMusic OMG doesn't it make you want to skip everything on Hulu until the fad is over? I think it even made it to Peacock, which is almost enough to spring for the Premium Plus.
Oh, he wrote this to be in an Applebees ad
For real; I was almost gonna write it off as such but this is a product placement ostensibly on an album. For MONEY. I am upset.
Hey Pat, love the vids. Great stuff. As a farmer, I also just wanna say thanks for having our backs. We will continue feeding the world as long as folks like you stand up against these atrocities
Thanks for growing food brother!
"The tractor breaks down, gotta fix it. Gotta buy it, gotta go to John Deere and pick it up." I think we have the premise of a country song.
The old my wife (dog ,truck) left me trope was never used in country music until bro country started in the 2000's. While there are some country stinkers out there from the late fifties to 2000, this homogenized rapopuntryock shit they are force feeding us now on repeat is the worst.
Anarchosyndicalist country songs about stealing John Deeres for the whole town
I REALLY want a country song about how much of a shitty company John Deere actually is to the farmers. You'll void the warranty if you do any work on it yourself, and they've put chips in them now to make it virtually impossible for anyone but a John Deere licensee to repair them.
@@Thor-OrionHere for a song about how to hack your tractor and fight for the right to repair against corporations who would rather sell you new stuff you don't even own and ruin the environment (which does include your farm).
I’ll never get tired of Pat throwing out a quick “Beato” whenever he says something theory based!
Also, love the format! It’s like having something to snack on before the main meal!
I lost it at that first Beato hit
I want to see a beato cameo at some point in my life……
big fan of the beato hits bc it tells me what i gotta google later
I loved the Train one where they had a giant poster of his head during the #StoptheTrain gathering
I don’t know about that guy.
The song is a hate crime. This “Little stinkers” episode, though…🏆
You could do an 8 hour epic about bro country… and you’d barely scratch the surface.
There’s a guy with a country channel that did a pretty solid bro country breakdown. I’ll try to find it.
Bro country is the worst. It is a dark cloud of shame hanging over the country music community.
Truth. Bro country sucks like few things have sucked before.
I would LOVE an eight hour series on bro country, tbh
Ok check out Grady Smith, he does TH-cam face sometimes, but he has a ton of vids on bro country and the issues with the modern country scene in general.
Thank you for not only criticizing pop country but also showing what makes good country actually good. Solid country licks as well.
I walked out of the grocery store the other day and these two 60+ ladies were watching this song on their cell phone, one showing the other how wonderful it was. I almost cried. Luckily, Pat prepared me for that moment and I was able to walk by with a smirk on my face, knowing that I wasn't alone in my sheer hatred for this f'@#$ing song.
That dude 1000% looks like he's cosplaying as a country boy.
Yup, that was his costume for the video shoot, and him and the film crew prob paid some farmer so they can film on his farm for a day so larp boy can stand in fields, sit among all the clean barn rafters and try out a tractor for his first time. Then on the way home they found a random basketball court and couldn't help themselves.
Aren't most of them cosplaying vs actually being? And why does the guy need ProTools for that crap?
@@AmyCorronPower Haha true. He's just more obvious about it!
What was the Bo Burnham line "I sing songs about the towns I fly over in my private jet"?
Every modern country bro song sounds like a straight up parody. Ive asked the fans of this shit, Hey was Rodney Carrington too busy ?
God damn it that little horn sound effect with the skunk is way funnier than it should be
YES!!!
This new series is like Todd in the Shadows meets Def Comedy Jam. Love it.
And Todd on Twitter said he didn't want to review the song because he thinks the song might be ironically bad.
@@j.d.t.5761 He put one out recently
I actually came to this channel through TH-cam recommendations on a todd video. So glad I found it!
You might be the most quotable creator I've ever seen. "We know where the chords are going, we didn't know Hank's wife was doing him dirty". Holy shit man, tooooo goooood!
While I agree, in what context could you possibly use that quote?
@@marinablack181 True "articulate quips" would probably be better for the quote I used. But I still stand by "quotable"... I just used the wrong quote lmao
"this song makes My Tractor's Sexy feel like it should be on Blonde on Blonde"
"What are you doing sitting on my hay, man. I gotta feed my horses."
🤣🤣🤣
Honestly I’m really here for this looser off the cuff video style. I think it speaks to Pat’s offbeat charisma and comedic timing that a more basic video like this can still be really fucking engaging and funny. If this is what I can look forward to for future Little Stinkers then I’m hyped
His first video that I saw where he was slagging off on youtubers set up a video and background is what made me know Pat's legit. I hope he doesn't let all this 50k+ subscribership go to his head and start youtube-facing in his thumbnails. Ya hear that Patty boy!
As a farmer, watching this video was super cathartic for me.
The “he’s a little too old for this shit” literally made me spit coffee on my shirt. Bravo, Pat, bravo. You’re the best thing since Todd came from the Shadows to TH-cam
their approaches are so different and yet both hit some of the same high notes. and they both loathed this song
Haha, spot on. I love the content and it's filling me up until the next Todd In The Shadows episode comes along, and I'm not looking forward to being done going through the Past backlog
Pat is better than Todd. Todd just put Walker Hayes in his top ten songs of the year list
@@DendyJungle I think you are confusing him with Sam hunt that other terrible country artist, can't blame you since they all look the same
@@DendyJungle Fancy Like was 6th in his 2021 Worst list. I think you're thinking of Sam Hunt (Todd put "23" at 5th on his 2022 best list)
"Country music, if you're gonna fuckin do that?... Reparations." - I've tried many times, many ways to express my disgust for hip-hop appropriation in modern country music. That line sums it up better than I ever could.
“This song makes Tractor’s Sexy sound like it should be on Blonde On Blonde.”
I fucking died.
Pat Finnerty is the cynical musician the world needs. Never stop.
Beato.
Your comment has been moderated by Beato Enterprises. 😄
I dunno about Beato.
Legitimately laughed at loud at "Natty in a styrofoam?? This guy is 40!"
How do you put beer in styrofoam? Wouldn’t it just foam out of the top until you had nothing left? I have never once in my life seen this…….
@@AlphanumericCharacters its in a can
@@sewershaman3280 you’re in a can
@@AlphanumericCharacters shit you got me
@@schneibgamer1 you’re in a styrofoam cooler
It's really crazy how pop-bro country has just trended towards hip-hop, half of the dudes are basically just rapping at this point
Hip Hop dominates pop, so these guys are just... chasing trends. Big stupid lake.
A 40 something model lookin dude cosplaying a country boy farmer rapping about Applebees and using lit af bougie fam Gen Z slang, over a trap beat with generic country guitar. No one should want any of this. It has 21 million views. Humanity was a mistake.
@@AfferbeckBeats I'm a tell you man, 21 million for a produced, commercially pushed song isn't much. TH-cam has a literal global audience and views are plays, not people who saw it.
There are Undertale fan animations that dwarf that. MULTIPLE Undertale fan animations that dwarf that.
@@Nothingseen Now that brought a smile to my face and I haven't even played Undertale
@@Nothingseen you forget how short of a timeperiod it took for this piece of garbage to run the views up to 21 millions.......
This song plays at my gym nearly 3 whole times per visit, the anger helps the lifts but not the soul 😔
"Country Music if you're gonna do that....Reparations!" Hilarious
Wendy's puts so much salt in their meat, it's biologically impossible to dislike.
Also, this dude looks like George Michael made a respectable woman of Billy Ray Cyrus.
Ok that was the fucking best comment ever. I cracked up
This one time my coworker said the "'Dave's triple' is what you eat after a killing spree lmao"
And yeah, when I first heard this song in the wild, I thought it was by some 20 year old frat jock and not someone from HGTV
Holy shit that was funny
K your comment is two years old but this made me belly laugh. I gotta find more people that look like George Micheal made a good woman of Billy Ray Cyrus. This needs to be used at least one more time before the human race obliterates itself.
And who the hell cuts a cheeseburger into a square? Wendy's sucks.
Oh my god Pat...."Country music, if you're going to do shit like this, then reparations!" I laughed loud enough to wake up my dog. Thank you sir for distilling into just under 9 and half minutes what I have been saying since I first saw the Applebee's commercial that introduced me to this war crime of a song.
So glad the pedal mobile is still active. I can’t stop reaching for them.
Love the pedal mobile
2:42 Say what you will about Walker Hayes Pat, but this is clearly the inspiration for Hoop Shredding Gigalo
Your channel is my favorite discovery of the year. I love your gonzo style of production and humor. Please don't quit!
I can't stop smiling. Everything you put out fucking amazing. Can't wait for Kravitz!!
OMG fucking YES on a full Kravitz video!
Let Love Rule is a great album. Sexy, indie vibe with good songwriting. And then....what happened?!?
The defeated switching on of the pedal-mobile at 3:10 filled my heart with pure joy
What a great end to the episode. Hayes’ smug smirk as he finishes his masterpiece followed by the angelic sounds of a little stinker.
That was brilliant
I walked away from my phone when you started playing Fancy Like in the intro, and I had the same gut reaction I do when an ad starts playing and I want to skip it, but don’t want to stop what I’m doing to go back to my phone.
My subconscious thought this song was an ad even though I knew it wasn’t. If that isn’t a testament to the quality of this song I don’t know what it.
2:33 one of the greatest takes ever
Plus this Hayes guy wrote the song with 3 others. That means every word and chord was really worked on by four people.
That's what astounds me about this shit. Red solo cup has 4 writers too.
Art by committee is seldom successful.
@@bridgebum826 calling this art is extremely generous
Man if there's ever gonna be a collab between Todd in the Shadows and Pat I might cry the most joyful tears of joy ever
I would absolutely love that. I'm not sure that their styles in terms of the flow of the reviews would really match well, but I could see Pat doing a (brief) cameo on a Todd review
Pat, as a guy who has overwritten a lot of important data in my day, I can imagine the pain of deleting your whole I-V-vi-IV project.
That said, it will live in our collective imaginations forever. The perfect Little Stinkers that the world never saw. It’s mythical now, Pat.
One word: Backups
Beato
I can't get enough of these videos. Funny, educational, great production.
I'm so looking forward to the Kravitz Bowl!
This song makes me uncontrollably angry and this video helps me not burn down my own home. Thanks Pat.
I love watching Beato vids, and Pat's vids are just as great. I had been saying literally for years that there should be a channel like Pat's that points out songs that just flat out suck. And Pat does not disappoint, whether it is a long or short video. Well done, Pat. And here I was thinking this shitty song was created specifically for the Applebee's commercial.
maybe someday Pat and Rick will make a "What makes this song average" collab video
@@valentinch0 What-makes-this-song-mid-do-doo-do-doo-doo
This guy is the best... It's so rare anyone ever brings up "Mama Tried" one of my favorite records.
I appreciate that you did not just blatantly shit on country music you were spot on with what makes good country music.
I've never wanted to die within 1 second of hearing a song before this.
I literally thought the song was just for the commercial. Horrid that it's being purveyed as a song to actually listen to. And people are doing it.
It was a song before the commercial. So this dude wrote/performed it likely knowing Applebees would give him a big check to use this song. Shameful.
It would have been better for everyone if Applebee's gave him a cease and desist order.
And there's a "dance" to it. Or rather a slow, country-fried interpretive dance that is usually best performed heavily sedated as far as I've been able to see.
@@apcolleen And that dance looks just like the "In My Feelings" dance and pretty much every other TikTok dance.
i like this format, makes the wait between episodes of the best series on the site more bearable
To me, catharsis is finding out Beato is as much of a punchline to other people as he is to me.
Dude. Please. PLEASE don't stop doing these.
You're absolutely fucking hilarious and we need this type of shit these days!
Oh and. .... Beato!!
Agreed.
Mixing country music with hip hop is a very delicate procedure, it is very easy to make something awful, this fits into that category.
Applebee's is a place where no matter how abysmally low your expectations are. They will always fail to meet them.
Like Marvel movies without Spiderman made by Sony Pictures.
A great start to Little Stinkers, Pat! I was convinced that Applebee's wrote this song and gave it to the twangiest guy they could find in an actual Applebee's to sing it. That Alabama Jamma and Dixieland Delights were new menu items, so thanks for clearing that up for me. This song makes me sad. Can't wait for the Kravitz Bowl
this song is the epitome of this exchange
“what music do you listen to?”
“everything, really. except country.”
100%! I'll even tell customers sometimes when I drive for Lyft, "I can change the station if you'd like, just no country please."
I just watched about 2 hours of Pat Finnerty WMTSS on x2 to discern the first ever canon use of the stinker horn. Lo and behold: ep 1 of Little Stinkers! 0:01
You won me over. One truth bomb after another. Kudos.
I can say first hand, sitting on a tractor isn't fun after the 3rd hour. Only 57 more to go that week.
Pat Finnerty videos are the only reason I keep on living.
I'm digging the Little Stinkers idea.
Even though the huge episodes are mindblowingly awesome, there's a lotta songs that stink. Gotta get through em all.
Absolutely nailed it, man. Good stuff.
I have legitimately seen this video dozens of times 😂 Every time I’ve got a few minutes to kill and need a quick video, Little Stinkers are my go-to 🤘
This was an emergency. I almost pissed my pants.
Applebee's is the worst.
Chicks that dip fries in Frostys are psychotic.
But most of all, I love that the pedalmobile is still there!
"It's all happening over an f# minor. Beato." Thank you sir. You've made my day.
"Country music? If you're gonna fuckin' do that, reparations."
I have never felt a sentiment more in my entire life. Someone needs to pull a "Dark Knight Rises" on Jason Aldean's house for sure. But Garth Brooks also, this is all his fault.
Bro country makes Garth Brooks sound like Lefty Frizzell.
@@ripwinkler1595 Garth Brooks would be all about reparations, probably
So I'm going through the Finnerty backlog over lunch and I turn this video on and pull up instagram because one screen isn't enough, obviously. The first thing I see is this post from a guy I went to high school with who has gotten way into "fitness" and has been a part of EVERY MLM you can think of and believes he's some sort of life coach/finance guru. He's the perfect hate follow. The post was him eating a steak and the song he chose to put over it was Fancy Like. I've never heard this song in my life and I heard it twice at the exact same time.
The first time I heard this a few months ago, I instantly thought this would make a perfect video for you. You didn't disappoint. Unfortunately, due to my local, I hear this song far too often coming from the speakers of bro dawgs with half a lift kit on their Silverado.
I needed this after seeing the commercial and hearing... no, having my ears assaulted by this thing. Thank you. Also, it's interesting to see what happens when Abercrombie&Fitch models age out of their contract.
Man, I needed this after the horrible news about Norm Macdonald. Thanks so much, Pat and congrats on 50K subscribers!
"Eating good in the neighborhood" is Applebees way of saying you won't be eating good at their mall based restaurants. It's like how Subway says eat fresh. They don't mean at Subway but they know people will think they they do
this guy is great. these are the takes we all have with friends who tell us about songs they like, and then defend them, after insurmountable evidence. so this guy just feels like a genuine friend, ribbing into his buddy, after saying he loves something popular that we know is bullshit, but popular.
idk why I clicked on this video, I could've lived without hearing this song. Is it an Applebee's ad? Is it a Wendy's ad? Is it a country song? Is it a rap song? Does it even qualify as music???? Why did I watch this? Why did you make this, why Pat?
I've never heard this song before, but 2 seconds into your video i heard the word Applebee's and i already agree with whatever judgment you place on this Shitstorm. Unleash the fury!
Country Music's one-sided love affair with Hip-Hop continues.
"'I'd take Cumbersome over this song." When you know it's really really really bad. On some "I'm so hungry I could eat at A R B Y S" level.
Cumbersome......damn. that's low.
Arby's > Applebee's
For some reason, I read this and read "I'm so hungry I could eat at A R B Y S" as a line from Cumbersome, and it kind of fit.
C'mon, Cumbersome isn't THAT bad of a song...
Pat I almost choked to death on my water with the line "country music if you are going to do this reparations". Well said.
The richest guy I’ve ever met is a farmer. Homie casually talked about how he spends 100 grand on just one type of seed for his flower farm. He grows like 20 different types of flowers do the math. That man knew every word to Notorious BIG. No country in that work truck.
Dude. I mean, dude.
I've watched TH-cam videos for over 10 years, and I feel like my entire life has been just waiting for this channel. The "Beato drops," the "Jack Hoffman" photoshops, the bad "honk" sound byte. It's all there. The only thing missing is a "no guts, no glory" sound clip from Stinker Jack, but I ain't complaining. This channel is TH-cam actualized.
i want to say it's so bad that it's a parody, but it's trying to be a parody in that manufactured, fake-relatable, "marketing department-approved" sort of way which makes it even worse. good lord.
This is the type of music that I have no idea how anyone could listen to it unironically. There's plenty of music I dislike, but I can see how some would find it appealing. This genre (I like referring to it as tractor music) is just so hilariously bad that I cant envision a real live person thoroughly enjoying it 😂
Rural Amethicans love it
Right? I have no clue who could possibly be into this outside of maybe slighly out of touch chicks who are ~4 years out from being sorority sisters at a shitty southern state college. Nobody's bumping this in their tractor
@@rickyroberts1020 You spelled "loathe"wrong.This "music"is for those who drive the 4x4 trucks with the squatted ass end .
This deserved a much longer episode. Doesn’t take much to know this song sucks. But I can listen to pat shred it to pieces for hours 🤣
Hi Pat, OMG, I've been watching your stuff for ages and laugh my guts up every time you post something!! Keep it coming!!