Close Frisbee | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von

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  • @TheoVon
    @TheoVon  3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    0:00 - Get Wet For Summer
    0:20 - Boogie & Big Milford
    2:15 - Opening song: Runs in the Family, by Matthew Koziol
    3:48 - Close Frisbee Fellas
    6:51 - Theo Goes Skeet Shooting w/ Kid Rock
    8:34 - Buying Azaleas
    10:01 - Growing Up
    14:23 - AD: Liquid Death / Tour Dates
    15:41 - Chattanooga
    18:15 - Gay Rumors
    22:19 - Theo Takes Calls on Tour Name Suggestions
    25:10 - Nude Saunas
    34:46 - AD: ShipStation / Helix Sleep
    39:50 - This Next Year
    42:31 - Theo Takes Calls on “Wins”
    57:19 - AD: GetSuperLeaf.com (Kratom) / Manscaped
    1:01:51 - TikTok Video of Jordan Peterson Impression
    1:03:43 - TikTok Video of Slap Boxing at Popeyes
    1:05:04 - Getting Lost In a Character of Yourself
    1:14:20 - Single Mom Submission
    1:21:25 - Theo Takes Caller Suggestions For Guy Getting Out of the Military
    1:26:09 - Closing song: Baptize Me, by Robert Randolph and the Family Band

    • @sacequeensny5311
      @sacequeensny5311 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Theo thanks for the time stamps GanG Brotha 💯

    • @RachelRaljevich
      @RachelRaljevich 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo that shirt looks so good on you😍

    • @JBengaIII
      @JBengaIII 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hyhthththththththththththtthhthththththththththththththththththththththththththththththtthththththhthththththththththththththththththththththththththtththththththtghg🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤨🤩🤨🤩🤩🤨🤩🤨🤨🤩🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤨🤩🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤨🤩🤩🤨🤩🤨🤨

    • @brandonklosterman9880
      @brandonklosterman9880 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Theo my man I feel what I you are going through in regards to losing a piece of yourself. All I can say is get back to what you love. Whatever that is find it and make the time to do it. That is how I found myself again when I was lost. We can erode ourselves but we can also rip rap that shoreline baby. Gang

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Gang gang daddy. Onward

  • @matthewtreadgold2888
    @matthewtreadgold2888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Theo looks like the keyboardist in a funk band but his instrument isn’t even plugged in

  • @blakeys_bs1252
    @blakeys_bs1252 3 ปีที่แล้ว +225

    This is the best “Between two Ferns” I’ve ever seen! Love the Podcast Brother!

    • @seraph6758
      @seraph6758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Lol I wonder if zack would be a fun interview

    • @Chris-P
      @Chris-P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Great connection, that's hilarious 😆

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Zack Galifinakis looking fly af gang gang daddy

    • @CodyAnderson333
      @CodyAnderson333 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      hahaha I actually thought the same thing immediately, then saw your comment.

    • @dawsonsschittcreek5395
      @dawsonsschittcreek5395 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bro I used this joke like last month....wtf?!? 🤣🤣

  • @henryheeg9562
    @henryheeg9562 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Theo looks like an emotional camp counselor. Gang.

    • @jcglez9491
      @jcglez9491 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Has a lava lamp in his office

    • @kc_kidd_9132
      @kc_kidd_9132 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That barely can play one Dave Matthews Band song.

    • @stormcorrosion176
      @stormcorrosion176 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Killing me bro. Needed this

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      especially since most are LGBTQ also.. if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!

  • @A5Skavanger
    @A5Skavanger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    We definitely need an “I’m upstairs!” t-shirt. I can’t stop saying that throughout the day.

    • @lateeshavaillancourt4653
      @lateeshavaillancourt4653 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      One of my fave one line hitters 🙌🏻

    • @JeffreyBenzodiazepines
      @JeffreyBenzodiazepines 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      i'm upstaaaaaaaairssss

    • @ashleymcneill4663
      @ashleymcneill4663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yes please put out an I'm upstairs line!!!!

    • @DoWorkSon103
      @DoWorkSon103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I agree!! I think it is hilarious but I have to admit that I don't know where it's from or if there's a story behind it. Could anyone offer some insight?

    • @1veryfunnygirl
      @1veryfunnygirl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

  • @laurasmith2941
    @laurasmith2941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    Love the voice message from the father speaking on his son calling him... got me tearing up in my office at work 😥. God Bless you Theo 💜

  • @lilydavis930
    @lilydavis930 3 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    “A real Ferris wheel of sex, secrets, and school busery type shit... praise god baby”

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gang gang daddy

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!

  • @Jimmyyevans
    @Jimmyyevans 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "if he's wearing sunglasses inside.. thats cocaine baby"- Theo Von

    • @jackkarapetyan2064
      @jackkarapetyan2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Got me worried about him. A lot of sunglasses indoor lately.

    • @TheArcticWonder
      @TheArcticWonder 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@jackkarapetyan2064 yeah I've been noticing too. Just want what's best for him man

    • @vmonroig21
      @vmonroig21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      If he’s not wearing vest he’s good lol

    • @jackkarapetyan2064
      @jackkarapetyan2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@vmonroig21 this what gives me hope.

    • @jackkarapetyan2064
      @jackkarapetyan2064 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheArcticWonder same here.

  • @sharminshaikh2713
    @sharminshaikh2713 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

    "The battle to be honest, it's not easy... there's some tempting little tributaries skirting off the river of truth." Theo is so fast with these one-liner gems. Someone needs to study this man's mind.

    • @xballinlikemj23x
      @xballinlikemj23x 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm just going to say that if Theo's mind was studied it wouldn't take long because there isn't much in there...

    • @TheGavinayter
      @TheGavinayter 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xballinlikemj23x Far from the truth.

    • @xballinlikemj23x
      @xballinlikemj23x 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@TheGavinayter agree to disagree, he's either incredibly stupid or he plays off really dumb

    • @twr0b
      @twr0b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@xballinlikemj23x nope. His imagery is so creative and pulls brain ideas from places we wish we could visit, like the dark arts Amazon. He is an explorer extraordinaire. Dora just starin’ blankly. Onward Boots.

    • @drrlification
      @drrlification 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      honestly you gotta realize a lot of these are probably pre-written/pre-thought out. It's not like he's really thinking of all this on the spot. anyway, love theo he's the best

  • @travisturner1582
    @travisturner1582 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    “ I’m the one looking for myself, but I’m also the one hiding .” That’s some true shit..

  • @aidanmurray2397
    @aidanmurray2397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    You and Kid Rock hanging out makes total sense.

  • @mrvrose9999
    @mrvrose9999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Theo looks like the first guy a tourist would ask for drugs.

    • @YeaJon
      @YeaJon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂 realshit

    • @forgivemylaughter
      @forgivemylaughter 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      true

    • @CBReptiles1
      @CBReptiles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      *claps*

    • @charlestucker9994
      @charlestucker9994 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And last

    • @johnfryman4428
      @johnfryman4428 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is Theo back on the marching powder.....looks like it. Take your glasses off Freak

  • @CezaMVO
    @CezaMVO 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    "I'm the one looking and hiding from myself". Theo has a special way of speaking to my soul. Also"Gay men are the native Americans of our time, except for native Americans, they are the original natives Americans" had me dying.

  • @SuperMegaGoofyGoober
    @SuperMegaGoofyGoober 3 ปีที่แล้ว +191

    Theo looks like he monopolized the lemonade stand industry and has an army of 10 year olds workin for him

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Don't discuss the lemon business around peasants ( menacingly squirts lemon juice in your eye wipes hands and then walks away in disapproval)
      - lemon father

    • @fabiankaczmarczyk6151
      @fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Underrated

    • @princevegeta-son
      @princevegeta-son 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Uh how?

    • @fabiankaczmarczyk6151
      @fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@princevegeta-son outfit cant say more

    • @fabiankaczmarczyk6151
      @fabiankaczmarczyk6151 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@princevegeta-son glasses headband headset

  • @x0x0l0vethebay42
    @x0x0l0vethebay42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I’ve been having extreme anxiety recently, and trying to watch / listen to anything to distract myself and nothing seems to work but Theo’s podcast. Thank you for that.

    • @CBReptiles1
      @CBReptiles1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Cardio works for me brother

  • @calebfitch696
    @calebfitch696 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

    Theo was 100% doing cocaine at the last Hampton Inn he stayed at if he thinks its called a concierge breakfast

  • @keegagongon
    @keegagongon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    You know it's gonna be a good episode when Theo yells "I'M UP STAIRS!!!"

    • @highvalue1195
      @highvalue1195 ปีที่แล้ว

      What’s I’m up stairs mean?

  • @mackelodeon1974
    @mackelodeon1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    Theo looks like a carnie that adds more time to the ride after he notices a kid getting sick

  • @stephenmccarronmusic9984
    @stephenmccarronmusic9984 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo’s the only guy I’d watch without a guest and still have me laughing more than any other podcast out there with guests lmao ! This guys a genuine comedic genius

  • @Chris-P
    @Chris-P 3 ปีที่แล้ว +122

    I still think the best tour name would be, "Onward".

    • @Christophernice724
      @Christophernice724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Winner winner chicken skinner

    • @budheavy
      @budheavy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yeah, this is perfect. Has a least 3 different meanings.

    • @gingernichols8419
      @gingernichols8419 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      gets my vote

  • @blakemichael5185
    @blakemichael5185 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    You know how interesting someone has to be to have a successful podcast just talking to themselves?! I’m impressed. Theo a heavy hitter lmao

  • @TheBladerRyan
    @TheBladerRyan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Theo looks like he leads stationary bicycle work out sessions and is trying to work up the ladder

  • @amyb3737
    @amyb3737 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    From struggle there comes art. Wishing you peace, Theo. Thank you for your honesty ❤

  • @JRC_86
    @JRC_86 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    PTL for Theo Von solo episodes. 6:44 "I don't even know what I'm talking about exactly." We don't either, Theo, and that's what makes you magical.
    Edit: But then at the same time, you know exactly what you're talking about -- 40:05-42:25.
    It takes a tremendous amount of vulnerability to speak your mind unscripted, but in doing so creates the genius that is Theo Von. He takes us all the way from Hampton Inn hot tubs to the denigration of our society in one episode. GANG

  • @tumelo4526
    @tumelo4526 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    No cap, I teared up when the Dad who got a phonecall from his son, shared his story. That was wholesome AF.

  • @drumrboynoid
    @drumrboynoid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Thanks for the greatness theo. I recommend spending a moment telling them moms how important they are, and that we know and appreciate how hard of a job it is; before revealing the gift.

  • @nofuxgivens2797
    @nofuxgivens2797 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "Everybody would encourage each other ya know....Ronnie, Kunta, whiffleball or sitting river..." im.fucking dead

  • @HealthyHelperKaila
    @HealthyHelperKaila 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "I'm the one looking for myself and I'm the one hiding." Theo gets so deep.

  • @BWatsy
    @BWatsy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Theo looking like he went back in time to audition for the Beach Boys, but has to get back to the Delorean in time for his tennis match in the 1980's

  • @brianmcknight8465
    @brianmcknight8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    Pretty sure it's called a continental breakfast, and Theo every time you wear sunglasses you look suspect for the dark arts dust baby. Gang.

    • @johnkennedy406
      @johnkennedy406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Clearly you've never been to a concierge breakfast at Hilton Hotel.

    • @ratdog5978
      @ratdog5978 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@johnkennedy406 clearly you have big shot

    • @brianmcknight8465
      @brianmcknight8465 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @John Kennedy yeah buddy I actually have stayed at a Hilton before, but he was talking about Hampton Inn ,and they have a complimentary continental breakfast! You must be above that life though 👍. Gang gang buzz kill.

    • @johnkennedy406
      @johnkennedy406 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      like using the word concierge instead of continental.

    • @PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads
      @PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love your music, mr McKnight . Gang

  • @blakem2781
    @blakem2781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Theo on that devil's dandruff with the shades Gang Gang

    • @mackelodeon1974
      @mackelodeon1974 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Once we see vests, then we worry

    • @PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads
      @PhilomenaNOffWithTheirHeads 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Yup!! And clenching ...def lookin out for the vests.

    • @cathalbuckley3606
      @cathalbuckley3606 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Quick sniff and gulp about 20 mins too 😂 Theo living his life man fuck it here for a good time

  • @TheAssyrianking
    @TheAssyrianking 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hell yeah let's go Theo.. that runs in the family in the beginning with you vibing with it always gets me hype gang

  • @LivingforaLiving
    @LivingforaLiving 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Theo looks like he was cleaning out his junk drawer and found a headband and a pair of sunglasses

  • @yeetdaddy5716
    @yeetdaddy5716 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love you Theo, your podcast is like therapy to alot of us. I hope you get that lady and pop out a few lil Theo's before you're 70.

  • @mrmxyzptlk8906
    @mrmxyzptlk8906 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    “Ferris wheel of sex and secrets” never change Theo

  • @denisefielder9991
    @denisefielder9991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You are living your purpose sharing your life with us. Shared your recovery podcast with my brother. Also find a beautiful woman with a beautiful heart. Prayers

  • @SincereSentinel
    @SincereSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

    "I'm tryna get wet" Theo got me laughing like 20 seconds in already 😆

    • @EntirelyHonest
      @EntirelyHonest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This killed me too 🤣

    • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
      @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      That’s what she said

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 I thought he was meaning like you know he's trying to get his dick wet but either way it's funny

    • @SincereSentinel
      @SincereSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@EntirelyHonest hahaha

    • @SincereSentinel
      @SincereSentinel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TrollHiddenCave lol

  • @splosionsRfun
    @splosionsRfun 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    That clip of the man talking about how much it meant for his son to call really spoke to me. Sometimes something as small as a call can mean the world to the recipient. I remember one time I was in an uncharacteristically sullen and lonely mood. I came home and my sister and her kids were there. My 4 year old niece had scrawled a picture of us together holding hands. It just came when I needed it and almost made me tear up. I still have it front and center on my dresser to see every day as a reminder that people love me and care about me.
    Sorry for this rambly comment in a comedy podcast. But that was a great call, really spoke to me.

  • @pawelfigat4017
    @pawelfigat4017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Theo looks like if Bert and Ernie had a roommate that never paid his share of the rent and got a court order saying he needed to move out.

  • @CodyAnderson333
    @CodyAnderson333 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    I love how Theo's Jordan Peterson impression just turned into a bad Irish accent

  • @Fly_Revive
    @Fly_Revive 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo trying to impersonate the guy impersonating JP was the funniest shit ive ever heard

  • @connorhoux2987
    @connorhoux2987 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Let your guard down Theo. That’s the only way you will truly connect with someone. Everyone’s human. Hope y’all are having a beautiful day.

  • @kristen21023
    @kristen21023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Theo is one of the few men that can freely express how he feels about being a bachelor but wanting something more. I hope you find that someone and you y'all have cute littles.
    ps. I hope you write a book.

  • @AudibleVisibIe
    @AudibleVisibIe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    That damn "concierge breakfast" 😂

  • @jakek6728
    @jakek6728 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    They should give Theo a TV show based in his childhood neighborhood. Like a "my name is Earl" with theo

    • @matthewz5220
      @matthewz5220 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I could see an animated series in the genre of F is for Family, but for sure in Theo's voice and linguistic stylin'. I would watch the shit out of that.

    • @sanasosa1201
      @sanasosa1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      underrated comment

    • @zombieburner0
      @zombieburner0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@matthewz5220 no animation. My name is earl with theo sounded better

    • @dwayneshows966
      @dwayneshows966 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@matthewz5220 i was thinking the same when I saw his comment. Animation would be the only way to capture the ridiculousness of Theos stories

    • @Huxtee7
      @Huxtee7 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      THat would work and i would watch it, same as my name is earl with Theo real voice overlayed onto a character.

  • @captainawesome2609
    @captainawesome2609 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Started the day with Uncle Joey and then, BAM!, Theo in like a soldier!!

  • @Cschneef
    @Cschneef 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    "Lets be honest" is a great name for the tour

    • @gabbybendel
      @gabbybendel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      best recommendation i've heard so far!

    • @shanetoomey4876
      @shanetoomey4876 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Feel like it's a similar expression as "No offense..." so it could connect them well

  • @psychomantis1689
    @psychomantis1689 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

    Theo looks like a 12 year old boy trying to buy some Marlboro lights. PTL.

    • @TrollHiddenCave
      @TrollHiddenCave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm going to need to see your ID son

    • @jacksevert3099
      @jacksevert3099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      or someone who likes 12 year old boys lmao... if this episode doesn't prove Theo is a closet gay then you ain't living in reality.. Gayng Gayng Gay Theo!

  • @markalan5187
    @markalan5187 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    These podcast makes my week so much better! Thanks Theo… your the man!

  • @matt0laughed
    @matt0laughed 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    34:34 "Wim Hoffin' up near each other's ass cheeks." I've been waiting for someone to turn him into verbage and that was beyond my wildest expectations. Also Theo looks like one of the Beach Boys got asked to guest DJ a German house party.

    • @susie7336
      @susie7336 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love this comment so much.

  • @cymaratechoverdragon
    @cymaratechoverdragon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo out here looking like he'll sell you a knock off pair of ray-bans and a balloon animal.

  • @mattbixley6233
    @mattbixley6233 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I really look forward to your solo podcast.
    You inspire me to be my self.
    I can you how you feel, I can see your pain,
    I can feel your pain. I see my self in you.
    Keep your head up brother!
    BIG LOVE BRO.

  • @QuadrexJosh
    @QuadrexJosh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Just sparked a number , poured myself a Guinness and here is Theo to make my Day
    Gang gang

  • @tylerdurden4285
    @tylerdurden4285 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Shoutout Everybody" - Theo 'gotta love him' Von

  • @misterincognitosmith
    @misterincognitosmith 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “a woman didn’t want me to to take her picture because she said it captured part of you, and you can’t get that part of you back” gave me chills to my spine

    • @marcust2393
      @marcust2393 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      And fortune tellers 😂

  • @placidcasual9872
    @placidcasual9872 ปีที่แล้ว

    I work with families in dispute about their children - I want to say big up to the mum who helped her 6 year old call his dad - spreading love is a beautiful thing to do and can sometimes be in short supply..... bless up ladeeeee - hope that loves you spread comes back to you. Also Mr Von, doing gods work while looking like you work as a supervisor at gods own broken biscuit packing plant. You put words together like a true artist - helping us understand truths we didn't know we knew......

  • @TheCanon66
    @TheCanon66 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Theo trying to imitate the Jordan Peterson impression had me dying.

  • @tizim4593
    @tizim4593 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Theo looks like he just got out of a trans am at the frisbee golf park

  • @briantarr3254
    @briantarr3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Party in the back” Tour!

  • @gavinc937
    @gavinc937 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Theo’s fit choices are astronomical

  • @fluketrywalker9788
    @fluketrywalker9788 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    Theo's Jordan Peterson is the best Dr Evil impersonation I've ever heard.

    • @kkkkit
      @kkkkit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Why did he do an Indian accent 😂

    • @vius0013
      @vius0013 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor thing, not even close XD

    • @karleykaysinger2564
      @karleykaysinger2564 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      That's exactly what I was thinking I've never laughed so hard since idk when 😂😂😂

  • @deelovestrees6276
    @deelovestrees6276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    “Our soul is out of the ocean and got stuck on the beach.” Speaking my language. I am the walrus

  • @Apoplectic_Spock
    @Apoplectic_Spock 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Theo, get a damn BillyGoat and live proud, brother! Feed that little bastard some snacks and tell 'em all your problems and he'll listen!

  • @jeric450
    @jeric450 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Hahaha the last thing a single mom with 3 kids would want is a bird in the house but it’s hilarious how pressed you were on it

  • @imvill
    @imvill 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Getting out of the military advise: I was in the Marines, when I got out I became a firefighter. Highly recommend it, best job in the world in my opinion.

  • @renatoneto5807
    @renatoneto5807 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo always bringing us joy, giggles and laughter 😂.
    That mind of his just reaches some rare frequencies that us simpleton mortals cannot achieve

  • @jordansmommy113
    @jordansmommy113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Be good to yourself also, Theo! Gang Gang! 🌄

  • @dylanelliott9589
    @dylanelliott9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The comment about the Chinese lady freaked me tf out. Ever since preschool I have told people that pictures trap a piece of your soul in time, and I never liked having my picture taken. I sat out on many class picture days, and always skipped school on the yearbook picture days. Quit teeball in kindergarten, and soccer in 1st grade because I wouldn't take team photos, but was among the best players throughoutall school. I seemed to cause chaos everywhere I went.
    I try to not worry about it so much anymore, but still am internally bothered by it somewhat.
    I've always thought it strange that I think that, and this was the first time I heard someone else mention it.
    Sidenote- there was a pretty cool movie called "Earthquake Bird" that kind of plays into the idea, but does some other stuff with the story. Great movie though.
    Anyways, just a weird thing for yall to read, have a good day!

    • @dylanelliott9589
      @dylanelliott9589 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Boo RADly My mother's mother is native. Half Seminole and half Cherokee, but full blooded Native and grew up in north Florida. My whole life has been west of the Mississippi though, so don't know much about it. My mothers father is a Jewish German, so I don't resemble anything close to native really, especially after the mix on my father's side as well, albeit more common over there. But that could explain some of it. Parts of consciousness is passed through blood/dna, as that is what makes us so unique from single cell organisms, we gotta get laid to pass on slivers of subconscious/instinctual knowledge.
      Now that I'm thinking about it, my blood is probably where my anti authority over the individual sovereignty came from, since birth, seeing as my grandparents relationships were also somewhat anti "normal" in their respective times. Though they never really struck me as people to go against the grain so to speak, as they are all fairly "normal".
      Thanks for the therapy sesh LMAO, peace! Going to ask my Gan (what she got stuck with being called from us children) about that.

  • @informationageenterprise2184
    @informationageenterprise2184 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    This episode could be called “Thoughts and reflections on homoeroticism by a man who would be surprised if he was gay”

    • @raycongfs
      @raycongfs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      That's every episode 😆

    • @cybergimp
      @cybergimp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      wasn't gay * lol

    • @veroincali244
      @veroincali244 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Make that his tour name!

    • @fasteddie5174
      @fasteddie5174 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "I would be shocked if I was gay, shocked"

  • @Andrewski3000
    @Andrewski3000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Azalea segment was beautiful. Theo levels up like twice a month ! GANG GANG AND PROSPER ! ! !

  • @abdoolywitdatooly4306
    @abdoolywitdatooly4306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Dawg, everybody lived down the block from Theo 🤣🤣🤣 I dont think even he can keep up

  • @Alexbennchannel
    @Alexbennchannel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Absolute legend uploading today and yesterday. Can always rely on theo for making my night better. Thank you.

  • @johnnie543
    @johnnie543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I dedicate this episode to the loving memory of Billy Conforto 🌈

  • @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177
    @billgatesleavingyamomshous8177 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    “I’m living life high on the hog, I got like 2 vests on”
    Still one of the greatest sayings I’ve ever heard. Onward!
    Gang gang daddy

  • @dylandylandylandylananddyl5283
    @dylandylandylandylananddyl5283 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    First 2 minutes had me locked.

  • @xironedgex77
    @xironedgex77 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The fact that Drakkar Noir is advertising on this episode makes complete sense.

  • @nancystamps1200
    @nancystamps1200 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You crack me up!!!! Your outfits make me smile...Thanks, for keeping it funny and real. Also great taste in music!!!!

  • @gregjones1867
    @gregjones1867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    A Concierge Breakfast?? Damn bro, lol What Hampton you been staying at, I only get a damn Continental Breakfast. Gang Gang

  • @nicolasaguilar1258
    @nicolasaguilar1258 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    I love that high af married couple

  • @MrJoey889
    @MrJoey889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Man that phone call at the end was so wholesome

  • @JesterBox96
    @JesterBox96 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    If Theo ever decided to have a offspring that’s gonna be one funny ass kid 😭

  • @paulinevereker2426
    @paulinevereker2426 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    “Im the one looking for myself and the one hiding”. I feel that.

  • @joec5139
    @joec5139 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "school busery type shit...praise god baby"
    I never knew I wanted to hear those words uttered together...I'm no longer blind

  • @eZ-ik4lb
    @eZ-ik4lb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Theo i appreciate the time stamps and the SHADES

  • @Mrthortanbih
    @Mrthortanbih 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Theo looks like the mvp of the special Olympics “only man to ever win it blind and wheelchair bound” -Morgan freeman voice

  • @Isshcabible
    @Isshcabible 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo started sounding like Dr.evil with that Jordan Peterson impresh. 🤣

  • @closetotheedge91
    @closetotheedge91 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    GEEET IN THEEERREEEEE

    • @kevinl3254
      @kevinl3254 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IM UPSTAIRS!!!

    • @johnnie543
      @johnnie543 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@kevinl3254 Damn bruh ya took my comment! Gang gang... Upstairs

  • @mdougf
    @mdougf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love how real you are Theo. Please keep it up. We can all relate. Gang

  • @Stealth1919
    @Stealth1919 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "they would do drugs and drink cold water" lmao

  • @Merci_Mercy
    @Merci_Mercy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Thanks for sharing your heart with us, and your lovely way with words

  • @uncledron5287
    @uncledron5287 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    That couple that just got married looks like they just left their Prom. LoL young af.

  • @ShlomoZOGelstein
    @ShlomoZOGelstein 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Theo lookin like that 70's Malibu Beach guy on roller skates rollin down the boardwalk with a ghetto blaster.

  • @willienobody4156
    @willienobody4156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Wednesday is the best because we get uncle joey, silly goose d’elia and this honky tonk honeybun

  • @elevidence8380
    @elevidence8380 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theo is the best comedian alive today.

  • @geoffnewman7668
    @geoffnewman7668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    “Our soul is just out in the ocean, and got stuck on the beach”

  • @ryana3679
    @ryana3679 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Theo can have kids on the show and still make it amazing. Thanks for being you, Theo!

  • @jordenbrown6607
    @jordenbrown6607 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You know it’s goin to be a good podcast when Theos got on sunglasses and something on his head

  • @sanasosa1201
    @sanasosa1201 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    didnt think i’d like the solo podcast but i kinda like it more than the regular ones theo really bein himself playing music and shit I like this vibe alot

  • @raiders18dr
    @raiders18dr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The “ONLY HALF WHITE TOUR”

  • @MantissToboggan
    @MantissToboggan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Theo, thank you so fucking much for adding another show in Minneapolis. I had to save up for tickets and then as soon as I did, it was sold out. So so grateful that you added another show. Honestly could not think of a better thing to spend my money on.