Hey pray for my mom theo she is battling lung cancer I know you care about your fans brother I know you're heart is big she would live a phone call and some encouragement from you brother if you're willing reply here and ask for the number love ya
Most of Theo's fans here giving Riley a hard time for being unassuming and straight laced. In reality he is keeping his options open, he doesn't have to worry about his reputation.
I met Theo after a show last week. He took a selfie with me (legend) and said, “I saw you laughing, I appreciate that. I know it’s hard sometimes.” Well brother, let me just say that you make it so easy. There’s music, bumblebees, lightning, and Theo Von. Keep doin the lord’s work. Gang
I had a different experience. He seemed completely uninterested and bored when I and a group of Louisiana friends met him after a show in Denver. It seemed like he wasn't in a great spot at the time.
@@wiggpickle he might have been having a bad day. We are all human. On Monday I can feel like death and on Thursday I can feel amazing. Don't take it personally.
My two friends who have dreads and a big Afro at the time met him at a meet and greet in Atlantic City and the first thing he said was “damn y’all won the hair contest” and I couldn’t think of a better Theo response lol he’s a true goat
I’m watching this episode now and im half way through and can’t help feel bad for this poor dude. Guys answering like I would to my doctor, he just can’t get on Theos level
Theo continuously trying to interact with Riley and the idea of him keeping a cohost who brings nothing to the table is my favorite dynamic. The lack of words coming out of Riley’s mouth is increasingly hilarious, genius comedic gold right here.
Bro this my first time actually watching, not only do i agree i also don’t understand anything that occurred threw out the entirety of it, that is why i love it
I dont know if you will ever read this theo, but this episode came at the right time for me. Gave me light and laughter when I have been surrounded by darkness these past few days. Doing the Lords Work, god bless.
It’s obvious you’re joking but this reminded me of my old man asking me a question when I was 16-17….. he asked “how many friends do you have, no, how many TRUE friends do you have? I said “I don’t know 50 to 100.” He then asked me “if you had to bury a body how many of those friends who would never say a word even if they were being pressured by police for years on end, they would never say a single word?” That number quickly dwindled down to 3. He then told me “Now in six months ask yourself that same question.” That number shot to zero.
Dude this is the best content on youtube. Its literally like watching a comedian improv, and work things out. Every episode is a free comedy show, its insane.
Riley Mau's unintentionally deadpan non-delivery of all of his answers actually made me start to laugh out loud after a while. The contrast between him and Theo was hilarious.
I would love to see some footage of Riley & Theo off camera, like when they enter a room and first see each other for the day. I bet Theo just keeps his head down and keeps walking until he reaches his chair
I fucking love Theo and Riley together. The beautiful pauses when Theo just looks at him waiting for a response, but he says nothing. That cracks me up every time.
Just in case you miss Riley’s take on Asian hate, His response to Theo asking his take on it was. “ I didn’t even know it was a thing until someone told me it was, and then I was like, oh that’s a thing.” Wise words to live by
I think that Riley has genuine disdain for Theo at this point. He got tired of being picked on and this is just where he's at and how he deals with it.
Lol Theo must know what he signed up for I mean he keeps asking the dude...I feel like Theo does it for the comedic awkwardness...that's mostly Theo's thing
Rudy has been in the “sidekick” I feel like almost a year. if not a full year pretty close but she’s the best by farrrrr said funnier shit Than anything cat has said on K.a.t.s tbh. But this guy is horrible, could be better w time who knows 😂
Rudy has grown, from completely shy to doin a monologue from training day. Fun to see. Riley mau is as lame today as he was day 1. It’s getting old; not fun to see
I wonder, what is your attitude towards shanks? Is it truly a thing that everyone has (violent crime prisons). It always fascinated me from American movies as eastern European. Do you ignore them? do you turn the blind eye when you see someone like Riley and they get a shank just for self-protection?
@@Petrzmolik We just do our best to search for weapons. Pat downs, metal detectors, strip searches, cell searches. They do there best to hide them....including in their butts. Don't go to prison kids.
@@MrSoSully Yeah I do not plan to. there is an image of Eastern Europe as being the savages and crime capital of Europe, when opposite is true. Prisons do not have this culture of extreme punishment instead of rehabilitation, or I mean culture of "once you're in prison, you gotta get a shank". So I wonder, do you ever turn a blind eye when you see a kid who did tax fraud and is put in the same prison with violent criminals? Because it is true that it is basically a death sentence to be a soft kid who doesn't even have a shank.. Maybe I watch too much US news and documentaries, but what is your true opinion about this? not the diplomatic one haha
Im lovin the vibe with riley mau lmao. I just feel like riley cant even comprehend that someone like theo exists. Theo just fucks him up with life knowledge. I was dying of laughter the whole episode.
Ohhhh I’m so ridiculously happy Riley Mao is there!!! The first question already was a hitter, it hit me right into my funnybone. You are the most dynamic duo in the world. Does anybody have a list of all the episodes that have Riley Mao in it? I know it’s a tall order but I can hope…
@@jaredpeck4815 then how is it the best job. I have a podcast. TH-cam: WTF!BUTWHY? I do both, it’s not fun and very tedious. Plus no pay for dude. Ya. Deff could find a greater job
Nah, he needs that white lightning, that sports gloss, that persepration station basin, that bee sting, & music...& an escalator. But definitely that white lightning! If your young, or do not understand Von talk, ALL of the above refers to cocaine. That crazy train. That Raekwon Knockdown. Plus it's 1 am & I can't sleep, but don't have any energy but to sit on my deck & laugh, & Theo more awake than shake n' bake
@@caliboy4969 WTF??? Who cares? Obviously almost everybody that watches the podcast. How do you know he's good at his job? He sucks and makes it hard to watch!!!!
@@rockieg02 Umm... Maybe because when I watch a comedians podcast I want it to be funny and Riley makes it super boring with his lack of personality!!!
Riley wakes up one morning goes on a walk and finds a Gold Lantern. He finds out it’s a magic lantern with a genie that will grant him one wish. He rubs the lantern the genie appears and says I will grant you one wish anything you want Riley. So Riley what would you want your wish to be? Riley: “ummm nothing that I can think of” Genie disappears*
For some reason I keep laughing every time Theo asks Riley a question because of how uncomfortable Theo is getting. Its actually turned into a bit at this point.
My mom literally just passed away last night after a 6 year battle with cancer...some of her last, morphine induced, words were singing One Headlight by the Wallflowers... I loved her so much
I’m sorry for your loss. Your Mom chose a good song! I never know what to say to someone who has just suffered a significant loss, but, I’ll be thinking about you. And I’m glad you shared this experience. ❤️
I'm beginning to appreciate the consistent lack of effort in Riley's answers.... And of course the one question he has a real answer to is "what's your favorite knot?"
When I first started seeing Theo as a guest on other podcasts and in interviews I honestly thought he was mentally disabled. I don’t know how this happened but I now admire him. Theo is one of the coolest cats I’ve ever listened to. I’m glad I found this podcast. I can relate immensely with the way he thinks and that has helped me a lot
it looks like hes watching a twitch stream while doing this podcast. he prob got hired to help with the podcast but that turns into him being guest on theos cast lol
I can’t tell if Riley is just really this terrible at having a conversation or if he just doesn’t fuck with Theo at all and is just politely NOT engaging
Yeah, whatever angle that kid is coming from, it straight up sux. What a wasted opportunity for the show to either (A) have someone funny as a sidekick, or (B) at least have someone who thinks Theo is funny & can keep up the energy. Bring something to the table, bro!
@@darren2329 he reminds me of my gamer friend. Not disrespectful. Not a bad person but just kinda short to keep life as easy as possible. Unless it's snacks or gaming they don't give a fuck.
@@jewishlawyer9454 True, he comes off as a good kid. But that kind of person is a great guest on your show if it has no cameras rolling. ..Like "Troy & Abed in the Morning"! He'll do fine in life Outside of entertainment. ...But dayum, even thick-headed Brendan on King & the Sting knows (mostly) when Theo is funny & that keeps a good vibe. This just hurts my soul.
I don't get why people dislike Riley Mau. Riley is so kept to himself that it reminds me of how a shy child answers questions and it's so cut and dry that I find it funny. For me he fills that odd person, (but in a good way) energy that mixes well with Theo's craziness
@@ethanshephard not likely. For people who don't actually have ADHD this type of drug makes them act like they're on methamphetamine. It doesn't make a lot of sense to give a child with ADHD amphetamines but somehow it calms them down but for others it gets em spun out!
I don’t get all the Riley hate. That boy is perfect for this show. The awkwardness between them is beautiful and accentuates Theo’s eccentricity. Otherwise you’d have a Brendan Schuab situation where he’s just feeding off Theo and trying to match him. Just let Theo be theo
Schaub is a co-host, Riley is a sound technician so you can't quite compare the two, but I get what you mean. No one is needing Riley to be entertaining by any means, but getting him to say anything is like pulling teeth for Theo. He only says "I have" or "I have not", he never adds anything and you can tell Theo is trying to get him to elaborate but he won't. Theo WANTS him to talk more, it's a little painful to watch. Theo is just such a sweet dude and Riley is cool in his own way, but I 100% understand the hate.
That being said, something makes me believe this is a huge bit lmao. 1:01:13 cannot be a real, if it is, I might actually just love Riley for being that awkward.
@@jackierulz2 def a bit. Has 2 b. It's too perfect lmao Sitting in that discomfort, even premeditated, not easy. Also, anything but another schaub sitch. Anything.😀
bit.ly/theovonclips
Hey pray for my mom theo she is battling lung cancer I know you care about your fans brother I know you're heart is big she would live a phone call and some encouragement from you brother if you're willing reply here and ask for the number love ya
Most of Theo's fans here giving Riley a hard time for being unassuming and straight laced.
In reality he is keeping his options open, he doesn't have to worry about his reputation.
🤣🤣fucking thank you.. best buy...lol...🥲
Riley Maw will be that little egg roll that everyone gets a bite of in prison
GREG HARDLY haha
I met Theo after a show last week. He took a selfie with me (legend) and said, “I saw you laughing, I appreciate that. I know it’s hard sometimes.” Well brother, let me just say that you make it so easy. There’s music, bumblebees, lightning, and Theo Von. Keep doin the lord’s work. Gang
Praise God baby
Love this
I had a different experience. He seemed completely uninterested and bored when I and a group of Louisiana friends met him after a show in Denver. It seemed like he wasn't in a great spot at the time.
@@wiggpickle he might have been having a bad day. We are all human. On Monday I can feel like death and on Thursday I can feel amazing. Don't take it personally.
My two friends who have dreads and a big Afro at the time met him at a meet and greet in Atlantic City and the first thing he said was “damn y’all won the hair contest” and I couldn’t think of a better Theo response lol he’s a true goat
That brief cut to Riley Mau's stone faced expression during the intro song while Theo was just groovin was the best thing I've seen all week.
i kind of like their dynamic , theo can talk to anyone about anything and he is so stoic
I missed that the first time. Went back and rewatched it and you were right it was worth it!
That was the best
I came to the comment section precisely to look for comments on that moment. This level of comedy is off the charts.
3:58
Talking to Riley is like connecting to dial up internet.
Man that is an insult to dial-up lol
Good one
hahahhahha
I’m watching this episode now and im half way through and can’t help feel bad for this poor dude. Guys answering like I would to my doctor, he just can’t get on Theos level
Its like talking to an echo
Theo continuously trying to interact with Riley and the idea of him keeping a cohost who brings nothing to the table is my favorite dynamic. The lack of words coming out of Riley’s mouth is increasingly hilarious, genius comedic gold right here.
I always wonder what Riley is thinking too. Ya know? 😅 if you listen closely you can hear Riley laugh sometimes. Almost like he’s not trying to. Lol
That’s the bit
I’ll be cut if Riley Mau ever gets the boot
Bro this my first time actually watching, not only do i agree i also don’t understand anything that occurred threw out the entirety of it, that is why i love it
I disagree. He is pointless
Riley in jail
Inmate: You ever been somebody's girlfriend?
Riley: Nope, can't say that I have.
Inmate: Are you ready?
Riley: To be honest, no.
Hehehe lol
Underrated comment.
😂😂
Lmao
Ahahah
I dont know if you will ever read this theo, but this episode came at the right time for me. Gave me light and laughter when I have been surrounded by darkness these past few days. Doing the Lords Work, god bless.
#Gratitude
Welcome back
Fighting the dark arts, gang
Gang. Onward.
Gang gang baby stay strong!
Theo dancing in the intro song and the cut to Riley lookin’ like a serial killer was GOLD
Riley definitely has that internal secret rage.
I came looking for this exact comment lmfao love it, Riley stone-cold 😂😂
That’s what being a 26 y/o virgin will do to ya. Bros a bot🤖
Sounds like Riley's in court and Theo is trying to prove he's guilty lmao
Yes!
Haha
"I have not" lol
Well he's probably trying to make things more comedic but, also trying to keep a thoughtful vibe goin on.
Barely human.
I'd rob a bank with Riley, he ain't gonna say shit.
Good 1 lmao
Did you rob this bank?
Yes.
😂😂😂
Lmfao! 🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣☠️
It’s obvious you’re joking but this reminded me of my old man asking me a question when I was 16-17….. he asked “how many friends do you have, no, how many TRUE friends do you have? I said “I don’t know 50 to 100.” He then asked me “if you had to bury a body how many of those friends who would never say a word even if they were being pressured by police for years on end, they would never say a single word?” That number quickly dwindled down to 3. He then told me “Now in six months ask yourself that same question.” That number shot to zero.
i love riley and theo’s lack of chemistry. it’s hilarious to me
Same 😂
Fucking cyber bullies
That's the joke
Never have two people had less chemistry😂🤣😂
It’s not that it’s a lack of chemistry. Riley just have some social skills that’s Adjacent to an introvert
Dude this is the best content on youtube. Its literally like watching a comedian improv, and work things out. Every episode is a free comedy show, its insane.
Riley and Theo’s conversations are like me trying to find out how my step daughters day was.
I’m a stepdaughter and this is so true🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a shame Riley Mau couldn't be there for this episode.
Lmao
🤣🤣🤣
So tired of the bits with him
He doesn’t even try to participate lol.
Lmao
Riley Mau's unintentionally deadpan non-delivery of all of his answers actually made me start to laugh out loud after a while. The contrast between him and Theo was hilarious.
Theo asking Riley about prison life just got me BELLY LAUGHING out of control, that was amazing
Riley back to bless us with another week of absolutely nothing.
its like .... a statistacal annomaly at this point
😂😂😂
absolute fuckall ,it's honestly amazing how Theo doesn't miss a beat when Riley leaves him hanging ( loosely speaking)
@@tumelo4526 theo trying to make conversation is the reason its great
@@A6Legit true and fair🍻
I would love to see some footage of Riley & Theo off camera, like when they enter a room and first see each other for the day. I bet Theo just keeps his head down and keeps walking until he reaches his chair
@Ham hahahahaha
@@AmmoGus1 LOL!!
@@AmmoGus1 What I look like?? Some peasant off the street?! Lmao
@@AmmoGus1 ☠☠☠🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Always thinking the same exact thing
“I have”
“I have not”
“I do”
“I do not”
“Uhm? I do not”
-Riley’s Life transcript (last updated 1 minute ago)
The one question he answers is what's his favorite knot lmaooo
L. Nerd. You missed the WHOLE first convo they had. Good try at a joke. But L. Both hands
Riley lives a wild life
That man has the personality of a wet mop.
His life's transcript is probably 3 pages max
I fucking love Theo and Riley together. The beautiful pauses when Theo just looks at him waiting for a response, but he says nothing. That cracks me up every time.
Just in case you miss Riley’s take on Asian hate, His response to Theo asking his take on it was. “ I didn’t even know it was a thing until someone told me it was, and then I was like, oh that’s a thing.”
Wise words to live by
Wheeeew. I did not know that was occuring, then I did.
Riley Mao, one of a kind man boy right there. National treasure really
“What are your grandparents saying, did anybody send you a scroll” Theo
😂😂😂😂
Hey Theo, tell Riley to calm the hell down, guy was way too crazy this episode don't ya think?
lmaooo
He was off something for sure. Really hope he lays off the substances and chills out a bit.
What do you expect when your boss starts off with "I wanna die in my sleep" 🙄
dude was way too open. tell that kid to be more guarded.
I think that Riley has genuine disdain for Theo at this point. He got tired of being picked on and this is just where he's at and how he deals with it.
Riley's either the greatest deadpan, or he is part Labrador - he has no idea what's going on, he's just happy to be there
"I do , I do not" is somehow way more infuriating than "yes , no "
them short responses secretly killing Theo on the inside lmao
Have you ever done a craft, Riley?
....not that I can think of...
these responses kill me
Lol Theo must know what he signed up for I mean he keeps asking the dude...I feel like Theo does it for the comedic awkwardness...that's mostly Theo's thing
Jesus, this sidekick makes Rudy Jules look like a seasoned pro
Rudy has been in the “sidekick” I feel like almost a year. if not a full year pretty close but she’s the best by farrrrr said funnier shit Than anything cat has said on K.a.t.s tbh. But this guy is horrible, could be better w time who knows 😂
Rudy has grown, from completely shy to doin a monologue from training day. Fun to see.
Riley mau is as lame today as he was day 1. It’s getting old; not fun to see
Rudy Julesiani?
Facts
Lmfao so true
“Your absolutely right, people are Asian.”
- the great Riley Mau
LOL
I think Riley's responses on this one actually add to the comedy. Its incredible how brief EVERY response is. Gang Gang
Riley answers Theo’s questions like someone who’s being cross-examined in court for a murder that they definitely committed
Less is more! Lol !
"I'd do fine in prison. I'd carry a weapon if it was allowed but I don't think it's allowed so....." As a prison guard, that was fucking hilarious.
God bless theo for saying what I'm sure everybody was thinking when they heard that🤣
I can't imagine anyone who answers questions the way Riley Mau does, ending up in prison. He's offering absolutely no information, baby.
I wonder, what is your attitude towards shanks? Is it truly a thing that everyone has (violent crime prisons). It always fascinated me from American movies as eastern European. Do you ignore them? do you turn the blind eye when you see someone like Riley and they get a shank just for self-protection?
@@Petrzmolik We just do our best to search for weapons. Pat downs, metal detectors, strip searches, cell searches. They do there best to hide them....including in their butts. Don't go to prison kids.
@@MrSoSully Yeah I do not plan to. there is an image of Eastern Europe as being the savages and crime capital of Europe, when opposite is true. Prisons do not have this culture of extreme punishment instead of rehabilitation, or I mean culture of "once you're in prison, you gotta get a shank". So I wonder, do you ever turn a blind eye when you see a kid who did tax fraud and is put in the same prison with violent criminals? Because it is true that it is basically a death sentence to be a soft kid who doesn't even have a shank.. Maybe I watch too much US news and documentaries, but what is your true opinion about this? not the diplomatic one haha
I really love the episodes that include Riley Mau 😁 he's the ying to Theo's yang.. balance ⚖️
I'm convinced Riley is a method actor.
Dude…Theo is one of the most naturally funny people of our time.
Im lovin the vibe with riley mau lmao. I just feel like riley cant even comprehend that someone like theo exists. Theo just fucks him up with life knowledge. I was dying of laughter the whole episode.
Riley legit makes me laugh every time he talks. It’s insane how little we communicate back to you. It drives me crazy but I can’t help but laugh at it
Theo getting a shout out from the reporter and Dustin after the fight! Made me smile man
Shout out to Donald Trump also
My last words...
"I'm upstairs!"
💀
:D
good for the tombstone as well
@@gingernichols8419 most underrated comment on a comment I’ve seen today 🤣👌🏻
Mines "hector, shoot the four pointer". And the four pointer is me
Ahhh yeah
Ohhhh I’m so ridiculously happy Riley Mao is there!!! The first question already was a hitter, it hit me right into my funnybone. You are the most dynamic duo in the world.
Does anybody have a list of all the episodes that have Riley Mao in it? I know it’s a tall order but I can hope…
Would love that compilation!
I feel like Theo is the voice in my head 24/7 and this is just a real life version of that other people can hear
2:53 Riley Mau bringing that high energy straight out the gate! Gang
Riley mau has the greatest job ever and he doesn't even know it lol
Harder than it seems
I've heard theo does things
Dude. He probably makes 15k a year tops lol
@@Gmenpg I'm not referring to money mouth breather
@@jaredpeck4815 then how is it the best job. I have a podcast. TH-cam: WTF!BUTWHY? I do both, it’s not fun and very tedious. Plus no pay for dude. Ya. Deff could find a greater job
Give Riley some damn black rifle coffee
And some cocaine maybe 😂
@@CS-iq4xn Came here to say that. Beat me to it.
Nah, he needs that white lightning, that sports gloss, that persepration station basin, that bee sting, & music...& an escalator. But definitely that white lightning! If your young, or do not understand Von talk, ALL of the above refers to cocaine. That crazy train. That Raekwon Knockdown. Plus it's 1 am & I can't sleep, but don't have any energy but to sit on my deck & laugh, & Theo more awake than shake n' bake
Listened to this on Spotify. His last words falling down the stairs had me crying with laughter for hours. Kept rewinding it. This guy is so funny.
Please never get rid of Riley, your interactions are golden
I have a feeling Riley's last words would be awkward silence.
Any last words?
😐
Both of you 💀💀💀
@@edwinperea7545 "no not that I can think of"
This might be my favorite episode yet. This bit where Theo tries to pull information out of Rylie has me weezin’ like ole Trick Lung Mickey. Gang.
My last words will be “ grey block, get that hitter”
Just “2011 picco boulevard”
Haha
@@robsgotit1 wats that son "right next to the beach" what?
"On the way to the beach"
Gang
Hahaha
This Riley/Theo combo is amazing. Absolutely hilarious content. If it’s not a bit they should make sure it is moving forward.
It has to be a bit,right? I thought Lee syat was useless...
@@timschneider9332 Bro Lee can actually hold a conversation and voice his opinions in more than 2 words. They aren't even in the same realm 😂😂
I love Riley don’t get rid of him
“Girls that look like they’ve been beaten up even at Christmas” 😂
😂😂😂
Palm Springs and Las Vegas has them in numbers🤭
“I don’t see that but..... I do like your attitude about it”
Lmfao Riley always sounds like Theo bothering him best part of the show
The awkward pauses are brutally hilarious
I was thinking the same thing 👍🤣
theos responses are the best 🤣🤣💀💀
If theres anything in the world that can show you people can be thinking complete nonsense right next to you in public, it is this one🤣🤣🤣
No.. its terrible.. stale and predictable. Ruins the flow of the show..
I wonder where Theo met Riley and why on earth he hired him lol
Nick set them up
He's good at his job, who cares how he communicates
@@caliboy4969 WTF??? Who cares? Obviously almost everybody that watches the podcast. How do you know he's good at his job? He sucks and makes it hard to watch!!!!
If the main HOST of the show doesn’t care..why do all u muppets care?
@@rockieg02 Umm... Maybe because when I watch a comedians podcast I want it to be funny and Riley makes it super boring with his lack of personality!!!
"You got pubic hair Riley Mau?"
"I do."
Riley wakes up one morning goes on a walk and finds a Gold Lantern. He finds out it’s a magic lantern with a genie that will grant him one wish. He rubs the lantern the genie appears and says I will grant you one wish anything you want Riley. So Riley what would you want your wish to be?
Riley: “ummm nothing that I can think of”
Genie disappears*
That was his chance to ask for a personality. Maybe next time…..
🤣🤣🤣
Theo..is his Genie & This is Funny A.F.
I mean youre talkin about a guy with no last words... 🤷♂️
theo looks like a stevie wonder impersonator that's too scared to do black face
I was like #69. Also, you're completely right about that.
i like how theo has a shy asain kid as his sidekick, the dynamic just makes sense.
Oh God Reilly isn't back again is he?
@@doortech8227 riley sucks. he just does. HE really doesn't add ANYTHING to keep Theo's flow going I hope he gets rid of him
Going for a tim dillon and Ben duo
I was literally gunna say that dude obviously doesn’t have good communication lol all he says is “yes I have” “no I have not” haha
@@victorhernandez5783 I'd like to see YOU do better. Riley Mao 4eva 💚... and those other dudes Theo has too 4eva
I feel like Riley says “Ok, I’ll do your show, but do not ask me any questions”. And Theo does anyways.
Fr though
I wander what it’d be like to be Riley’s friend. What’s the average interaction between him and someone he’s close to? The man is so mysterious
I’ve been in a bad mood for a the past 2 days and this really brightened my day and made me smile. Thank you. PTL
For some reason I keep laughing every time Theo asks Riley a question because of how uncomfortable Theo is getting. Its actually turned into a bit at this point.
This whole episode is a comedy special in itself with the comradely between Theo and Riley
The fact theo came back to Riley 3 times to find out what his last words would be and he still didn't come up with anything good kills me
Maybe riley is superstitious or something lol
My mom literally just passed away last night after a 6 year battle with cancer...some of her last, morphine induced, words were singing One Headlight by the Wallflowers... I loved her so much
I’m sorry for your loss. Your Mom chose a good song! I never know what to say to someone who has just suffered a significant loss, but, I’ll be thinking about you. And I’m glad you shared this experience. ❤️
Riley Mau's last words "Ummm...."
*pronounced dead two days later*
🤣🤣🤣
I'm beginning to appreciate the consistent lack of effort in Riley's answers.... And of course the one question he has a real answer to is "what's your favorite knot?"
Theo looks like the lifeguard at a water treatment plant.
“Cmon bruh, I’m not swimming in that clarifier, that’s the dark arts”
@@ncogneatoafterdark i could only imagine Theo swimming in our digester to save a bird
@@wyatt2ss809Theo explaining how why he has 4 arms now lol
Theo to Riley…”You gotta get out more, Bubby”. I almost choked on a pretzel! 🤣
It is nice to see Theo and a young Jordan Schlansky have such a compelling conversation.
Theo :
Any last Words for the Audience Riley"
Riley
: I don't know...
It’s painful listening to Riley’s short responses.
I agree !! He seems absolutely miserable….. so many ppl would kill to be in his shoes… and he’s just like 👁👄👁
That is by far my favorite part. Sooo awkward lol
He spins me out
#RileyMustGo
Some people think this is a return from The Quiet One Riley Mau but...he been sitting there the whole damn time, Praise God!
I fast forward through everyone else's advertising and sponsors except Theo just because he is that good.
When I first started seeing Theo as a guest on other podcasts and in interviews I honestly thought he was mentally disabled. I don’t know how this happened but I now admire him. Theo is one of the coolest cats I’ve ever listened to. I’m glad I found this podcast. I can relate immensely with the way he thinks and that has helped me a lot
How is Riley able to keep such a straight face? Just hilarious this dynamic.
it looks like hes watching a twitch stream while doing this podcast. he prob got hired to help with the podcast but that turns into him being guest on theos cast lol
I can't believe how many people don't get that Riley is in on the bit lol
@@73jefft I’ll be honest. I don’t know that he is entirely in on the bit.
@@user-fj2uc3vc4x I agree, for so long in my opinion it's felt like he honestly just doesn't care to be there.
@@73jefft most people do understand, but its a terrible bit.. it makes the comedy stale and predictable. My opinion - He should not be there..
"Any last words?"
"Gang. Gang."
Any last words?
"Get that hitter baby PTL praise the Lord"
gang gang
"Clean up on aisle 5" *croak*
hilarious when Theo said that Garth Brooks hides the bodies or whatever...lol that's a little shout out to YMH.
Where are the bodies Garth? The families have a right to know.
Yeah that was so good!
That’s where it spits.
@@littlemac_xx you bet I'm coming up in May, Shawn.
@@littlemac_xx Good day to all my queens above 18!
Theo: “and was that indoors or outdoors?
Riley: “indoors.”
Theo: “oh God yeah.”
💀
We need more of Riley!!! The awkwardness is what I’m here for!!
Who else is thanking the lord that Riley Mao is back
Prolly monks and mutes across the world
I missed him
Nah I miss Nick’s lil giggles in the background
Riley is absolutely brutal. He adds nothing to the show, but maybe that's the point.
I've met walls more interesting.
I can’t tell if Riley is just really this terrible at having a conversation or if he just doesn’t fuck with Theo at all and is just politely NOT engaging
imagine if it was all a bit lmaooo
@@user-ws8uw2jy2w that’s what I think lol
Yeah, whatever angle that kid is coming from, it straight up sux. What a wasted opportunity for the show to either (A) have someone funny as a sidekick, or (B) at least have someone who thinks Theo is funny & can keep up the energy. Bring something to the table, bro!
@@darren2329 he reminds me of my gamer friend. Not disrespectful. Not a bad person but just kinda short to keep life as easy as possible. Unless it's snacks or gaming they don't give a fuck.
@@jewishlawyer9454 True, he comes off as a good kid. But that kind of person is a great guest on your show if it has no cameras rolling. ..Like "Troy & Abed in the Morning"! He'll do fine in life Outside of entertainment. ...But dayum, even thick-headed Brendan on King & the Sting knows (mostly) when Theo is funny & that keeps a good vibe. This just hurts my soul.
I haven't seen Theo's eyes in months...
Bono did that early 90s
Back on that dust
Relapsed on some pornography
@@ams_1046 hahah I love the idea that you’d actually be able to see it in his eyes
@@SuperBrentendo89 how do you think cats know? It's in the eyes.
When I’m in the mood to watch paint dry, I watch Riley.
“people are asian, they’re alive, it’s gonna happen”
Love how Theo keeps calling Riley “bubby” lmfao
Theo: And do you remember what her name is Riley?
*Riley Mau in not so many words* SHE FOR THE STREETS!!
I genuinely believe Riley Mau is playing a character, the awkward interactions between Theo and him is absolute gold 😂
Nah it's boring champ
Riley and Casey frey would have the most awkward podcast together.
I don't get why people dislike Riley Mau. Riley is so kept to himself that it reminds me of how a shy child answers questions and it's so cut and dry that I find it funny. For me he fills that odd person, (but in a good way) energy that mixes well with Theo's craziness
The way you and Riley interact with each other is just gold
Riley really amplifies these podcasts for me. Keep it up!
Theo you gotta spike some vyvance in Riley’s holy water
Vyvanse wouldn’t do anything 😂 that’ll calm him down even more
@@ethanshephard a cup of coffee would do wonders even
@@ethanshephard not likely. For people who don't actually have ADHD this type of drug makes them act like they're on methamphetamine. It doesn't make a lot of sense to give a child with ADHD amphetamines but somehow it calms them down but for others it gets em spun out!
@@that1guy899 there’s always that one guy that unironically proves the opposing point on accident
"I'd have a weapon in prison if it was allowed" - R.I.P. Riley Mau.
That shit killed me. Theos response was savage but exactly what needed to be said lol
Theo's response was epic!
One of the best Theo Von pods imo. "We had a Bruno Mar; You listen to Bruno Mar RIley? 'Yeah, I do.''
Theo Von saying shortly afterwards "And anybody that's been involved in hooker" while Riley Mau holds a straight but listening face is hilarious to me
That Eddie 9V song is a slapper. Theo always putting me on to music I would never listen to otherwise
That's not even the slappiest of his songs
I hope everyone card Theo’s tip of the hat to YMH, “he hid the bodies and whatever” When talking about Garth Brooks😂
He has to know that a lot of mommies follow him too
Boring ass YMH
I like how Riley's got the biggest screen that God could give him so he can block Theo out and his dark arts.. Riley said not today Satan ,,!
I don’t get all the Riley hate. That boy is perfect for this show. The awkwardness between them is beautiful and accentuates Theo’s eccentricity. Otherwise you’d have a Brendan Schuab situation where he’s just feeding off Theo and trying to match him. Just let Theo be theo
Schaub is a co-host, Riley is a sound technician so you can't quite compare the two, but I get what you mean. No one is needing Riley to be entertaining by any means, but getting him to say anything is like pulling teeth for Theo. He only says "I have" or "I have not", he never adds anything and you can tell Theo is trying to get him to elaborate but he won't. Theo WANTS him to talk more, it's a little painful to watch. Theo is just such a sweet dude and Riley is cool in his own way, but I 100% understand the hate.
That being said, something makes me believe this is a huge bit lmao. 1:01:13 cannot be a real, if it is, I might actually just love Riley for being that awkward.
EXACTLY!
@@jackierulz2 def a bit. Has 2 b. It's too perfect lmao
Sitting in that discomfort, even premeditated, not easy. Also, anything but another schaub sitch. Anything.😀
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