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In Sweden you got to have a licens for a shotgun. So the police know all firearms you got. if the weapon of you should have. don´t match the weapons you got. you are in leagal trubble. weapons got serial numbers. so you can´t show another shotgun in the same mark and model to the police.
Teresa seems like a character straight out of a crime novel. A tough ex model turned firebrand detective? Come on how is this NOT a movie or series? Amazing writing, fascinating case, very engrossing. Amazing episode, one of my favorites
Right?! It's like Simon is given the guide and goes, "Oh, thanks!" And then promptly discards the whole thing. The writers are trying so hard, and it just gets ignored. I dunno if I should be upset, irritated, or sad, so my brain decided to go for all three! 😅
@@cotati76 The actual pipe is what is being discussed, not whether what is being smoked in the pipe is harmful. Pipes to smoke tobacco are not the same as crack pipes. Tobacco pipes are usually made of wood and much more attractive than your plastic, cheap crack pipes.🇨🇦
Pronounciation guide or not, Simon still managed to mangle all Swedish names. He even managed to mangle the English version of the citys name, which is Gothenberg, in Swedish its Göteborg. But thats Simon! 🤣🤣
@zarasbazaar That's evidently wrong.The sound of one scratching their nails on a chalkboard,is much higher pitched,and,to my knowledge,sounds NOTHING like the way he pronounced Goran.I've never heard nails on a chalkboard screech out a human name before lol
I'm kind of wondering if John did it to himself. Like he wrote "Göran is pronounced 'Jöran'" and expected Simon to realise he meant the Swedish "j" sound not the English "j" sound. Or maybe Simon just completely disregarded his pronunciation guide, that would also not surprise me.
for Simons confusion on the cadaver dogs not being police dogs: any dog with a good nose can be a cadaver dog/search dog, often times people will volunteer their dogs trained to find such things if they realize they’re good at finding them
Cadaver dogs are amazing. They've been used in archaeology to sniff out unmarked graves that are super old, at one site they took them out in a boat and they could smell that there were human remains that had been buried there before the area was underwater. They can even find temporary graves where bodies were kept before being moved, the scent of decomp in the surrounding soil can be picked up.
Simon's pronounciations of Swedish names is why I both want and dread a CC episode on the Yngsjö murder. The case itself is perfect for the show, more CSI less to none Saw, plenty to say about the needless suffering of the victim and a somewhat spicy plot twist.
@@crax83 me too! joe-ran is far better than go-ran or half way ko-ran that some do, which is fine for the name spelled 'goran' but from ex-yugoslavia but not from sweden. The 'ö' is still lacking for obvious reasons. The weirdo in me would like to see him try "sju sjösjuka sjömän på en sjunkande skuta" a few times though 😂🤣 that would be comedy gold I think. Well, comedy gold for swedish speakers mostly, but nonetheless.
Excuse me while I do a spot of googling... Oh. Oh my. That wikipedia page sure does tell a sordid tale. I'll add my vote to wanting to see an episode about the Yngsjö murder! The historical aspect of it is also interesting.
@@jeffdroog just because somebody laughs about him, trying to pronounce the name of a fictional city from a comic book that was written in the United States of which he is not in native doesn’t make them an inconsiderate human
"Shout out to John for providing a pronunciation guide!" Error: pronunciation guide not found. It's fine, it's fine. Quite funny, but fine. RIP Joe Run
I seriously hope that's sarcasm... 😅 My ND brain stings at each one. I may be a dumb American, but I at least *try*, and these days I just Google the pronunciations. The thing is, from the shoutout at the start, it sounds like he was given a pronunciation guide and went, "Welp, won't be needing THAT!" and promptly ignored the whole thing. People baffle me sometimes...
I listened to the first half of this without looking at the screen or the full title so I was trying SO hard to figure out what name "joe-run" was supposed to be
I might be an awful person for this. But there are few things that make me laugh right now, so I take what I can get…: I had fun time listening Simon pronouncing swedish names. Even though I’m not perfect in swedish myself (like.. I can get by, but most swdedish people will change to english with me, so that we can talk better 😅). So thank you for the chuckles! ❤
In the UK at least, restraining orders can be put in place without violence and even if the people live together. Coercive and controlling abuse is a thing, it needs to be highlighted more, and is blatantly apparent at several points in this episode. "Oh but s/he didn't hit them" doesn't cut it anymore.
Unfortunately not many places are this advanced as yet. The first time I heard that term I shouted, "this needs to be recognized here!". I am Canadian.
I always hate black Friday, but hiding at home away from commerce and deals obsessed shoppers with a nice new episode of The Casual Criminalist, it has been redeemed this year!
If I participate, I order online so it can be prepared before I get there and I can arrive later in the day when the crowds aren't large. I don't have a car right now anyways so online shopping is how I'm handling Christmas. I also took advantage of two games I wanted on Steam being discounted, so I'll play those after I finish my "chores" in Animal Crossing as I watch this video 😅
I love Black Friday shopping. Las Vegas is a surprisingly friendly place to shop. But my family and I are also pretty chill so maybe that’s why I think that. lol
😂😂 when Simon did the "oh I see it in my dreams" I laughed my butt off. Love how skeptical he is I get pretty bad nose bleeds sometimes and it gets evvvvvery where. I'll clean it and think i got it all but a week later I'll find a spot. And all they need these days is a tiny spot. And apparently prisons in Sweden are pretty nice. Good food. You just can't leave.
It's the disconnect from urban living and being a farmer. In most countries if you have a lot of unproductive land you go red really quick. Or in this case not being able to access the revenue.
@@anna9072 He has people who take care of that. 😂😂😂 Seriously though, a number of banks will take care of your property taxes for you, rolling the costs across your monthly (or whatever) mortgage payments & then paying the taxes to the appropriate authorities. If Simon did something similar, he might not have to deal with property taxes directly until his mortgage is paid off.
@ right! I have my taxes paid for with my mortgage, but I still have to file property tax paperwork every year to keep that going. But I’m in a different country, and it might work differently elsewhere.
@@CaffeinPrincessI pity the writer who decides to try and take on the Palme-circus and give it any justice in at most about a 2 hour episode.. Personally I'd vote for the police murders in Malexander, the Norrmalmstorg robbery and how it coined the term Stockholm syndrome or the quite mysterious Dahlsjö-case when it comes to Swedish True crime
As finnish person I had to repeat couple times that I did hear right how you pronounced the name "Nieminen". Thanks for the laughs. How you pronounced it would be written as "naiminen" and it has two different meanings depending on contex. "Nie" is pronounced more similary to word "here" ofcourse with N and without "r"
i keep offering to help writers in future with swedish and finnish names (im a native english speaker who speaks both very well with almost zero accent i’m told) but i guess posting it in youtube comments doesnt make it super visible
@@danielriley7380 here is pronounced more like [hie(r)] if written how you hear it.. well word "hear" is similiar also. We pronounce letters in words as they are like how in english letter "a" in alphabet is pronounced sound to my ear more like "ei" in it has a high pitch but in finnish its just "a" pronounced more like in "aah" shout but with low pitch This is kind of hard to explain without actual sound examples because in my head it sound right but how it sounds to a native english speaker I cant say
Getting rid of the gun would have been very suspicious. The authorities know you have the weapon and if it suddenly goes missing while you're a murder suspect, it's not going to help your case.
As an Australian I had no idea that the pronunciations were wrong, so just enjoyed the story. However I remember when Simon read about a murder from Australia. The writer referred to a car that is popular here and we call it a Ute Simon was told that that it was pronounced as oot. Every Australian just cracked up about that. I’m sure the script writer purposely inserted this word as often as possible 😂😂
if anyone is curious there is a swedish tv series called the dark heart. It was on sbs here in aus but not sure if it is anymore. its based off the book. i just finished the book and it was nice to learn all these back stories that were hardly mentioned in the tv show. :)
53:10 cadaver dogs and SAR dogs are not always owned by law enforcement. Sometimes they are owned by private citizens or Kennel Clubs and the police request the local civilian resources to perform those duties thereby leaving the department dogs (if they are lucky enough to have them) for finding drugs or handing out tackles and teeth hugs.
2:00 - Chapter 1 - Meet the lundblads 2:50 - Mid roll ads 4:30 - Back to the video 12:25 - Chapter 2 - Missing 19:35 - Chapter 3 - The star crossed lovers 34:40 - Chapter 4 - Interlude 40:40 - Chapter 5 - Missing people sweden 57:40 - Chapter 6 - Corpus delecti ; the body of the crime 1:11:40 - Chapter 7 - "You and me" 1:20:15 - Chapter 8 - "A glooming peace"
@@mirandagoldstine8548 There is a lot of nature out here, if you have an accident and is missing for more then a week you are are probably not among the living.
About having money but doing all the maintenance himself. Ingvar Kamprad (founder of IKEA) always said you don’t become rich with high income but with low costs.
if you have boxes of stuff neatly stored away containing valuables both monetarily and sentimentally, you are not a hoarder. hording is when storage takes precedent over living conditions. if all of your stuff is organized and stored properly it is not hording. hording is storage run amok.
I've seen hording episodes where everything is organized and in plastic storage boxes, but those boxes take up 90% of the house. So your description is at best, incomplete, and at worst, completely wrong.
I probably qualify as a hoarder, if my psychiatrist saw my house he'd likely add on that diagnosis. It all starts off organized, then my horde of cats knocks stuff everywhere and it just ends up staying there thanks to executive dysfunction.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx taking 90% of the house would qualify as "precedence over living conditions" as OC said it, his comment is not incomplete or wrong 😐 They never elaborated on how much stuff he had and there are no pictures, and the examples provided are kinda lacking in making the case.
Dog sense of smell is insane, like they must get absolutely bombarded with scents. No wonder my dog knows when someone is walking up to the front door from halfway across the house before they've even rung the bell.
They also have a far larger olfactory bulb (the part of the brain where information from smells and pheromones is stored). So they detect more and in greater detail, but they also have way better equipment to parse it. It's like saying humans are overwhelmed by visual data as opposed to cows, because we have more detailed colour vision and binocular sight
He's not though. Swedish law is extremely strict on children's right to access to their parents even when it might not be in the best interest of the child. I can almost guarantee you that he is visiting his parents in prison regularly. Everyone around him will also know who his parents are. Even they're out before he's 18 (which they likely will be seeing as nobody serves their full sentence) guardianship will revert back to them unless they have proven themselves to be unable to care for him. I sincerely hope he's doing well, but unfortunately I doubt it.
Don't forget the part where you're completely reliant on the weather for your crop production as well, so your income is a complete gamble on having the proper weather at the right times or you end up spending money instead of making it some years. And you basically get paid once per growing season, instead of every other week so you need to be really good at budgeting.
I don't smoke, let alone pipes...but I can tell you that there are some VERY fancy tobacco pipes out there. Beautifully crafted, made of high-quality material... That sort of thing.
2:47 Yes, Simon, a meth pipe is absolutely perfect for smoking meth but it's no good for smoking about anything else, and yes, tobacco pipes can be very expensive.
What was the point of learning all the Swedish pronunciations when the presenter is Simon? He never bothers trying to pronounce foreign words correctly 😂
I did not expect Knut to be such a difficult name to pronounce.. But i also never thought about it And then i remember that Joachim is just so weirdly pronounced in english.. Whenever i heared that name in english i thought it was eastern european or something, but no, it's just Joachim
Maybe learn how to do work lol I've never lived in a country that DIDN'T have work for thw willing.There is ALWAYS something to do.Your country isn't perfect right? I didn't think so!
@@jeffdroogit’s just like the states. The companies don’t want to pay the people that live there, and the people that live there won’t do the job for less than the immigrants
@@jeffdroog 1) IMost people do know how to work and want to. 2) I didnt say there is no work, just that they are hard to get. 3) where did I state Sweden is perfect? If you can point it out would be nice because I dont see it. 4) please mind how you phrase things, you are currently comming of a bit rudely and im not sure if its because you are bad at using words or purposly did so.
Honestly, I commonly forget I’m wearing vessi shoes until I step in a ridiculous New York City puddle. Then I briefly panic until I realize my feet are still dry.
It's always nice when the episode isn't completely full of depraved and truly staggering crimes. That said, it's sad what money pushes people in families to do. I saw money and land tear apart my dad's family.
"There's no such thing as the perfect murder" says Simon... then describes exactly how to cover and/or destroy all evidence to commit a perfect murder. LOL.
I feel bad for the guy who made the pronunciation guide. The Goran pronunciation killed me. (for those curious it should sound like something in between Yeran and Yoran)
Ahahaha! Goran comes from Småland. This stinginess is indemic! I could tell you some stories about the farmers in the region around here that would, well, I was going to say curl your hair.
More Scandinavian cases?! Lets go!! Shoutout to Emma for heading north 👍 Also; love Simons pronouciations, factboi did his best with all those darn umlauts 😄
Imagine you get away with murder and then be found out years later just because your stupid cheating ex/accomplice thinks it's how he'll get a girl to like him...
I hope you guys are open to requests! There was a target 🎯 hit on CEO of United healthcare and I would love to have a episode on that 🙌 Thank you for always being awesome to your whole team! As bizarre as it sounds I rely on your podcasts on Mondays when doing reports for work! 😂😂
I would’ve taken it down too. Those comments just dumped on that writer. I understand some criticism, but when you’re getting 500 comments about how much you suck I really hope the writer didn’t see all that.
There are 2 property records for my property, and one of them would/could put me in a dispute with my neighbors. According to the more recent one I own the property their driveway goes through. I choose to ignore it bc it is a tiny sliver of land, smaller than a shed that happens to cut them off from the road and it is absolutely silly for it to be mine or even fully utilize it. But if I wanted I could be a total asshole about it.
If you're on friendly terms with the neighbours, it may be a good idea to talk to them about it and sort it out or at least have a right-of-use contract drawn up. Mostly to make such issues don't follow the property in case of a sale.
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every time i wanna get something from them they are sold out of the style i want x.x (black chelsie boots)
ordered mine about an hour before the video went live. lol
Is it rlly true? I am from sweden
In Sweden you got to have a licens for a shotgun. So the police know all firearms you got. if the weapon of you should have. don´t match the weapons you got. you are in leagal trubble. weapons got serial numbers. so you can´t show another shotgun in the same mark and model to the police.
Shipping to Hawaii for 40$ as my only option when it offers free shipping makes me cry. Could get another pair with that shipping cost
In an interview, Alfred Hitchcock was asked if there were any perfect crimes. His response was, "All the ones that that you don't know about."
💯🎯
The only right answer lol
So Hitchcock! 👌
Teresa seems like a character straight out of a crime novel. A tough ex model turned firebrand detective? Come on how is this NOT a movie or series? Amazing writing, fascinating case, very engrossing. Amazing episode, one of my favorites
Seriously, Teresa was a fucking badass and did SO MUCH to help this case!!
Now that you mention it, that premise is similar to what I recall of Totally Spies 🤔
She kept her head cool and didn't mess it up, was kind of nervous for a bit there
Right???? Total badass.
Comes off like a badass femme fatale
SHOUTOUT TO JOHN!!!... whose advice on pronunciation must have been completely ignored right after the shoutout... 😂😂😂
Right?! It's like Simon is given the guide and goes, "Oh, thanks!" And then promptly discards the whole thing. The writers are trying so hard, and it just gets ignored. I dunno if I should be upset, irritated, or sad, so my brain decided to go for all three! 😅
@@Just1NoraIt doesn’t really matter
And let's not forget Gothamstein.
I thought exactly the same 😂
B Jorn killed me
Simon thinking a crack pipe & a beautiful hand crafted timber pipe for smoking tobacco are comparable was an endearing look at how innocent he is.
They aren’t? Both of them will kill you if you use them as directed. Seems similar to me.
@cotati76 Cmon man. Tobacco is obviously bad. But saying is comparable to crack is being obtuse on purpose.
I regularly realize how differently Simon and I grew up as well
@@cotati76
The actual pipe is what is being discussed, not whether what is being smoked in the pipe is harmful. Pipes to smoke tobacco are not the same as crack pipes. Tobacco pipes are usually made of wood and much more attractive than your plastic, cheap crack pipes.🇨🇦
crack pipes are glass, or metal @@Lauriej117it gets too hot for plastic.
"Isn't Gothamberg where batman is from? " is my new favorite Simon quite.
put it on a COIN!!!! lol
Pronounciation guide or not, Simon still managed to mangle all Swedish names. He even managed to mangle the English version of the citys name, which is Gothenberg, in Swedish its Göteborg.
But thats Simon! 🤣🤣
He sounds like what happens when you smash your penis between a stack of encyclopedias, BUT THATS SIMON
Funniest story ever is the unfunny apartment college story. Loved it
I liked the part when he said, I wait, Gothamstein? Both names are so German, there’s no way American Batman lives there.
”My friend was kind enough to help me with a pronounciation guide, shout out John!!”
Proceeds to butcher every. single. name. Simon did John dirty.
One could argue,the pronunciation guide wastrashi.Dont be an ass.
The way he's pronouncing Goran is like nails on a chalkboard.
@zarasbazaar That's evidently wrong.The sound of one scratching their nails on a chalkboard,is much higher pitched,and,to my knowledge,sounds NOTHING like the way he pronounced Goran.I've never heard nails on a chalkboard screech out a human name before lol
JOE-RAN. I cry.
I'm kind of wondering if John did it to himself. Like he wrote "Göran is pronounced 'Jöran'" and expected Simon to realise he meant the Swedish "j" sound not the English "j" sound.
Or maybe Simon just completely disregarded his pronunciation guide, that would also not surprise me.
for Simons confusion on the cadaver dogs not being police dogs: any dog with a good nose can be a cadaver dog/search dog, often times people will volunteer their dogs trained to find such things if they realize they’re good at finding them
I am Bortman from Gothamstein
Godspeed soldier 🫡🤣
Great comment😂😂😂😂🤓🇨🇦
My son is also named Bort
Cadaver dogs are amazing. They've been used in archaeology to sniff out unmarked graves that are super old, at one site they took them out in a boat and they could smell that there were human remains that had been buried there before the area was underwater. They can even find temporary graves where bodies were kept before being moved, the scent of decomp in the surrounding soil can be picked up.
Simon's pronounciations of Swedish names is why I both want and dread a CC episode on the Yngsjö murder. The case itself is perfect for the show, more CSI less to none Saw, plenty to say about the needless suffering of the victim and a somewhat spicy plot twist.
simon vs sje-ljud: we all know which one’s gonna get beaten to a pulp
It was a way better "Göran" than i expected
@@Shantari It's all partof the ride
@@crax83 me too! joe-ran is far better than go-ran or half way ko-ran that some do, which is fine for the name spelled 'goran' but from ex-yugoslavia but not from sweden. The 'ö' is still lacking for obvious reasons. The weirdo in me would like to see him try "sju sjösjuka sjömän på en sjunkande skuta" a few times though 😂🤣 that would be comedy gold I think. Well, comedy gold for swedish speakers mostly, but nonetheless.
Excuse me while I do a spot of googling... Oh. Oh my. That wikipedia page sure does tell a sordid tale. I'll add my vote to wanting to see an episode about the Yngsjö murder! The historical aspect of it is also interesting.
Raise your hand if you busted a gut while Simon was trying to figure out where Batman lives. ✋️😂
Gothamstein, ofc 😂😂
@@b4rbarbar I believe it was Gothamville, no? 🤔
✋🏽
Raise your hand if you're a considerate human being,and didn't laugh during a story about someone being murdered!
@@jeffdroog just because somebody laughs about him, trying to pronounce the name of a fictional city from a comic book that was written in the United States of which he is not in native doesn’t make them an inconsiderate human
I’m 11 mins in and it sounds like you’re describing a family of dragons the way they guard their hoard
When Simon said they had used soapy water to clean the shotgun, I immediately wondered if it would rust...and it did.
I winced
Just like your mom's box! Gotta use skin friendly stuff for sure!
You can do it but you need to dry it and oil it good after
"Shout out to John for providing a pronunciation guide!"
Error: pronunciation guide not found.
It's fine, it's fine. Quite funny, but fine. RIP Joe Run
As a Swede I have to say that I LOVE listening to non-Swedish speakers pronouncing Swedish names and places 💕
I seriously hope that's sarcasm... 😅 My ND brain stings at each one. I may be a dumb American, but I at least *try*, and these days I just Google the pronunciations. The thing is, from the shoutout at the start, it sounds like he was given a pronunciation guide and went, "Welp, won't be needing THAT!" and promptly ignored the whole thing. People baffle me sometimes...
@@Just1NoraJust stop. Stop complaining about something that doesn’t matter. Go about your life and stop complaining
@christophereichten9005 You must have the most incredible sense of irony.
I listened to the first half of this without looking at the screen or the full title so I was trying SO hard to figure out what name "joe-run" was supposed to be
Jo-run 😂
I might be an awful person for this. But there are few things that make me laugh right now, so I take what I can get…:
I had fun time listening Simon pronouncing swedish names. Even though I’m not perfect in swedish myself (like.. I can get by, but most swdedish people will change to english with me, so that we can talk better 😅).
So thank you for the chuckles! ❤
Me: *sees the name* oooh, swedish? Awesome!
Also me: oh wait ... this is true crime.
Me later: OOooh, thats my hometown!
Samma här haha
@@eliasmarud2791 hejsan där rumskompis :)
I love how pissed Simon gets at dumb/lazy criminals to the point where he’s started giving them advice
And is complimenting them for burning stuff.
I’m loving the pronunciations. I was with you and believing it until you got to “bjorkman”
I was like surely he knows who Bjork is
In the UK at least, restraining orders can be put in place without violence and even if the people live together. Coercive and controlling abuse is a thing, it needs to be highlighted more, and is blatantly apparent at several points in this episode. "Oh but s/he didn't hit them" doesn't cut it anymore.
Unfortunately not many places are this advanced as yet. The first time I heard that term I shouted, "this needs to be recognized here!". I am Canadian.
This episode gave me “The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo” vibes. A rich Swedish family, a mysterious disappearance, even a bad guy named “Martin”!
Damn you're right! Good catch lol
I always hate black Friday, but hiding at home away from commerce and deals obsessed shoppers with a nice new episode of The Casual Criminalist, it has been redeemed this year!
I refuse to participate as well.
If I participate, I order online so it can be prepared before I get there and I can arrive later in the day when the crowds aren't large. I don't have a car right now anyways so online shopping is how I'm handling Christmas. I also took advantage of two games I wanted on Steam being discounted, so I'll play those after I finish my "chores" in Animal Crossing as I watch this video 😅
I'm watching this while black Friday shopping between stores for certain nerdy deals
I had to work, so I have been binging Simon videos.
I love Black Friday shopping. Las Vegas is a surprisingly friendly place to shop. But my family and I are also pretty chill so maybe that’s why I think that. lol
I vote we officially change Batmans city to Gothamstein. All in favor? Lol
That's not batman's city. That's Fledermausmann's city (the german batman)
😂😂 when Simon did the "oh I see it in my dreams" I laughed my butt off. Love how skeptical he is
I get pretty bad nose bleeds sometimes and it gets evvvvvery where. I'll clean it and think i got it all but a week later I'll find a spot. And all they need these days is a tiny spot.
And apparently prisons in Sweden are pretty nice. Good food. You just can't leave.
Teresa, best cop to ever not be a cop. Mad respect. I salute you Mam.
Thanks for the excellent video Team.
Income taxes aren’t the only kind of taxes. The relevant taxes were probably property taxes.
It's the disconnect from urban living and being a farmer. In most countries if you have a lot of unproductive land you go red really quick. Or in this case not being able to access the revenue.
Yeah, I get the feeling Simon doesn't own any land. He's a renter.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx he’s mentioned buying a house in the country. If so, he’ll find out about property taxes soon enough.
@@anna9072 He has people who take care of that. 😂😂😂
Seriously though, a number of banks will take care of your property taxes for you, rolling the costs across your monthly (or whatever) mortgage payments & then paying the taxes to the appropriate authorities. If Simon did something similar, he might not have to deal with property taxes directly until his mortgage is paid off.
@ right! I have my taxes paid for with my mortgage, but I still have to file property tax paperwork every year to keep that going. But I’m in a different country, and it might work differently elsewhere.
I don't think I've ever heard Simon mispronounce so many names in one video, even by his usual standards.
I still wake up in a cold sweat thinking about the Tupac Shakur episode!! 😱 I am ignorant enough of Swedish to have thoroughly enjoyed this one.
We have some wierd murders in Sweden. Glad to hear you talk about them 😁
Hello other Swede 🇸🇪
Cheers from umeå
Yes, every country has its monsters.
It's always sad because the patterns everywhere are so similar.
I'm just waiting for there to be an episode on Olof Palme or Johanna Möller.
@CaffeinPrincess knutby
@@CaffeinPrincessI pity the writer who decides to try and take on the Palme-circus and give it any justice in at most about a 2 hour episode.. Personally I'd vote for the police murders in Malexander, the Norrmalmstorg robbery and how it coined the term Stockholm syndrome or the quite mysterious Dahlsjö-case when it comes to Swedish True crime
As finnish person I had to repeat couple times that I did hear right how you pronounced the name "Nieminen". Thanks for the laughs. How you pronounced it would be written as "naiminen" and it has two different meanings depending on contex. "Nie" is pronounced more similary to word "here" ofcourse with N and without "r"
i keep offering to help writers in future with swedish and finnish names (im a native english speaker who speaks both very well with almost zero accent i’m told) but i guess posting it in youtube comments doesnt make it super visible
So just like “he”?
@@danielriley7380 here is pronounced more like [hie(r)] if written how you hear it.. well word "hear" is similiar also. We pronounce letters in words as they are like how in english letter "a" in alphabet is pronounced sound to my ear more like "ei" in it has a high pitch but in finnish its just "a" pronounced more like in "aah" shout but with low pitch
This is kind of hard to explain without actual sound examples because in my head it sound right but how it sounds to a native english speaker I cant say
Same.. 😂 Also Simon pronouncing the name Knut is hilarious!
The Bodom episode is a hoot with all the finnish names he has to get through. 😁
Emma - you’re an incredible writer. Thank you!
Getting rid of the gun would have been very suspicious. The authorities know you have the weapon and if it suddenly goes missing while you're a murder suspect, it's not going to help your case.
I thought Simon said that someone told him how to pronounce Swedish names. Joe-run 😊
Good story though.
How is it supposed to be pronounced? I knew it couldn’t be right. 🤣
Swedish sounds like singing. It’s so soothing.
@@skyes7369 Well for starters the 'j' sound doesn't even exist in the swedish language 😅
@ mmm
Y-ur(as in urban)-un ( as in under) . In my head anyway.
It's a hard one ,the G is soft and pronounced Y
As an Australian I had no idea that the pronunciations were wrong, so just enjoyed the story. However I remember when Simon read about a murder from Australia. The writer referred to a car that is popular here and we call it a Ute Simon was told that that it was pronounced as oot. Every Australian just cracked up about that. I’m sure the script writer purposely inserted this word as often as possible 😂😂
@@slange1829 With that pronunciation guide, I'm reading it as "urine"
if anyone is curious there is a swedish tv series called the dark heart. It was on sbs here in aus but not sure if it is anymore. its based off the book. i just finished the book and it was nice to learn all these back stories that were hardly mentioned in the tv show. :)
Welcome to The Casual Criminilist. Come for the well written stories. Stay for Simon's entertaining ramblings. XD
Thanks for putting one out close to American Thanksgiving. I need listening content for my long drives back home over the weekend. Cheers CC crew!
53:10 cadaver dogs and SAR dogs are not always owned by law enforcement. Sometimes they are owned by private citizens or Kennel Clubs and the police request the local civilian resources to perform those duties thereby leaving the department dogs (if they are lucky enough to have them) for finding drugs or handing out tackles and teeth hugs.
And a dog might not be trained on substances, explosives, people, and bodies, but just one of them.
"teeth hugs" is a weird way to talk about viciously attacking
I’m adding teeth hugs to my vocabulary
2:00 - Chapter 1 - Meet the lundblads
2:50 - Mid roll ads
4:30 - Back to the video
12:25 - Chapter 2 - Missing
19:35 - Chapter 3 - The star crossed lovers
34:40 - Chapter 4 - Interlude
40:40 - Chapter 5 - Missing people sweden
57:40 - Chapter 6 - Corpus delecti ; the body of the crime
1:11:40 - Chapter 7 - "You and me"
1:20:15 - Chapter 8 - "A glooming peace"
Imagine cheating on and leaving your husband just to deal with this 😂 8:37
"The Disturbing Disappearance You've Never Heard Of " Yes I did! That happened down the road from me =/
Really? What was your theory at the time? Asking for curiosity’s sake.
@@mirandagoldstine8548 There is a lot of nature out here, if you have an accident and is missing for more then a week you are are probably not among the living.
@@tubros I can see why you said that.
1:03:28 Martin's thinking with the wrong head apparently, lol
1:36 - As one of the kids of one of the cousins of K R McElroy, THANK YOU for saying the name properly.
Good god Simon.. Gothamstein? 😂❤
About having money but doing all the maintenance himself. Ingvar Kamprad (founder of IKEA) always said you don’t become rich with high income but with low costs.
If one of the CC writers is looking for a case to cover, I strongly encourage you to look into the case of (Bharat Kalicharan)
Always pumped for an Emma script 🎉🎉🎉.
if you have boxes of stuff neatly stored away containing valuables both monetarily and sentimentally, you are not a hoarder. hording is when storage takes precedent over living conditions. if all of your stuff is organized and stored properly it is not hording. hording is storage run amok.
Yeah i found it weird describing having your daughter's childhood toys in a box as "hoarding". Pretty sure most parents do the same
I've seen hording episodes where everything is organized and in plastic storage boxes, but those boxes take up 90% of the house. So your description is at best, incomplete, and at worst, completely wrong.
I probably qualify as a hoarder, if my psychiatrist saw my house he'd likely add on that diagnosis. It all starts off organized, then my horde of cats knocks stuff everywhere and it just ends up staying there thanks to executive dysfunction.
@@PositiveOnly-dm3rx taking 90% of the house would qualify as "precedence over living conditions" as OC said it, his comment is not incomplete or wrong 😐 They never elaborated on how much stuff he had and there are no pictures, and the examples provided are kinda lacking in making the case.
False. Look up 'organized hoarding'
Dog sense of smell is insane, like they must get absolutely bombarded with scents. No wonder my dog knows when someone is walking up to the front door from halfway across the house before they've even rung the bell.
They have around 5 million scent receptors, humans have 2 million or less. I dont know how they can stand being around us.
They also have a far larger olfactory bulb (the part of the brain where information from smells and pheromones is stored). So they detect more and in greater detail, but they also have way better equipment to parse it. It's like saying humans are overwhelmed by visual data as opposed to cows, because we have more detailed colour vision and binocular sight
I'm thankful that their son is well clear of all that, until he's old enough to choose if he wants to know.
He's not though. Swedish law is extremely strict on children's right to access to their parents even when it might not be in the best interest of the child. I can almost guarantee you that he is visiting his parents in prison regularly. Everyone around him will also know who his parents are. Even they're out before he's 18 (which they likely will be seeing as nobody serves their full sentence) guardianship will revert back to them unless they have proven themselves to be unable to care for him. I sincerely hope he's doing well, but unfortunately I doubt it.
Best black Friday ever. Back to back fav channels. Thanks Simon!
Oh being a farmer isn't so bad! You get to do it every day rain or shine, heat dome or blizzard! It's a good time :D
Don't forget the part where you're completely reliant on the weather for your crop production as well, so your income is a complete gamble on having the proper weather at the right times or you end up spending money instead of making it some years.
And you basically get paid once per growing season, instead of every other week so you need to be really good at budgeting.
@PositiveOnly-dm3rx I'm a livestock farmer so I'm not as familiar with that part of things but yes, absolutely
40:19 after my last relationship, I personally would listen to my mom if she told me to to run.
I’m no Romeo but admitting to murder isn’t a way to win a girl over. If it does, both of y’all are crazy, 😂
I don't smoke, let alone pipes...but I can tell you that there are some VERY fancy tobacco pipes out there. Beautifully crafted, made of high-quality material... That sort of thing.
He’s got honey trapped!!! 😂
2:47 Yes, Simon, a meth pipe is absolutely perfect for smoking meth but it's no good for smoking about anything else, and yes, tobacco pipes can be very expensive.
I cannot with Simon saying 'Joe-run'
Simon: Isn't Batman from Gothamberg?
Everyone listening: 🤦
At least Sarah's son might be able to break the cycle of being an absolute cold-blooded psychopath.
That woman from Missing People Sweden deserves a free "Certified Legend" shirt
Perfect, I was just about to start a batch of brownies and cookies and looking for something to put on in the background! 🙌
Simon's being pretty casual in the wardrobe lately
What was the point of learning all the Swedish pronunciations when the presenter is Simon? He never bothers trying to pronounce foreign words correctly 😂
I did not expect Knut to be such a difficult name to pronounce.. But i also never thought about it
And then i remember that Joachim is just so weirdly pronounced in english.. Whenever i heared that name in english i thought it was eastern european or something, but no, it's just Joachim
Oh yeah Simon really struggled with Joachim in the Joachim kroll episode didn't he?
"Doesnt everyone have a job in sweden?!"
I wish Simon, I wish. Its actually really high here for a european country and its really hard to get a job.
Maybe learn how to do work lol I've never lived in a country that DIDN'T have work for thw willing.There is ALWAYS something to do.Your country isn't perfect right? I didn't think so!
@@jeffdroogit’s just like the states. The companies don’t want to pay the people that live there, and the people that live there won’t do the job for less than the immigrants
@@jeffdroog 1) IMost people do know how to work and want to.
2) I didnt say there is no work, just that they are hard to get.
3) where did I state Sweden is perfect? If you can point it out would be nice because I dont see it.
4) please mind how you phrase things, you are currently comming of a bit rudely and im not sure if its because you are bad at using words or purposly did so.
@@jeffdroogyou being stupid on purpose?
@@jeffdroog go away troll
Simon giving tips to killers... gj Simon...😂😂😂
I know right?!? Every time he says, "don't write down your crimes!" I'm like, no, DO write down your crimes; that way, you'll get caught 🫶
Honestly, I commonly forget I’m wearing vessi shoes until I step in a ridiculous New York City puddle. Then I briefly panic until I realize my feet are still dry.
What about when you step in New York City blood?
@@jeffdroog I assume that then I would have red shoes
I want to buy them for my son but he's got huge feet and I worry they won't fit. European sizes are often smaller.
Simon looks like he could be the father of my favorite Villin superhero MegaMind 😅
Best. Antihero. Ever!
It's always nice when the episode isn't completely full of depraved and truly staggering crimes. That said, it's sad what money pushes people in families to do. I saw money and land tear apart my dad's family.
Simon expounding on the cost of meth pipes and then a hard pivot to a sponsored ad. Vessi must be so proud. 😂
One of the most Simon things to ever happen, although you'd expect it more on the blazing channel instead of this one
"There's no such thing as the perfect murder" says Simon... then describes exactly how to cover and/or destroy all evidence to commit a perfect murder. LOL.
Ok, so "red house near water" is probably the most generic answer that medium could have given when it comes to Swedish countryside 😂
18 years for a premeditated murder for financial gain? That's ludicrous.
That's Europe.
Please ask Vessi to start shipping to UK , You are selling them and I can't buy.
I feel bad for the guy who made the pronunciation guide. The Goran pronunciation killed me. (for those curious it should sound like something in between Yeran and Yoran)
This was a very engaging script. no gore fest, no sexual offenses, love it
I almost lost it when Simon didn't know where Batman lives 40:49 😂😂😂
The Girl With The Farm Tattoo.!
The certified Legends are the best part of this show.
Simon's reaction to the crime scene cleanup sure was something. 🤣
I wasn't even looking and I knew the ad was Vessi as soon as he said "my absolute favorite..." 😂
A rare Emma episode that's not about Africa? Whaaat?
Is anyone else concerned Simon's only frame of reference for pipes seems to be gas station meth stems?
My favorite episode as well Emma. Rex had it coming 😮.
This is like a Shakespeare story. Goodness
I swear I'd listen to dude reading the back of a cereal box.
Adding this to my watch later list so I can listen to it after a well deserved rest from work 😂
I love that you do some Scandi cases, but you need someone consulting you on Scandinavia pronunciation
If the CC team is looking for another wild story to cover, I just heard about Danny LaPlante. Chilling.
Who is that? That's a very QC name, is it another Canadian story?
Ahahaha! Goran comes from Småland. This stinginess is indemic! I could tell you some stories about the farmers in the region around here that would, well, I was going to say curl your hair.
I can't decide if Martin claiming someone else did the killing but refusing to name them is either really smart or really dumb.
More Scandinavian cases?! Lets go!! Shoutout to Emma for heading north 👍 Also; love Simons pronouciations, factboi did his best with all those darn umlauts 😄
Got me some Vessis on order, a nice cheesesteak, a warm fire and now the man, the myth the absolute legend!
That is if the record is up to date, if it points back to a deceased individual with no will... oh dear.
Imagine you get away with murder and then be found out years later just because your stupid cheating ex/accomplice thinks it's how he'll get a girl to like him...
That's what you get for hiring out your murdering for some ass.
I hope you guys are open to requests! There was a target 🎯 hit on CEO of United healthcare and I would love to have a episode on that 🙌
Thank you for always being awesome to your whole team! As bizarre as it sounds I rely on your podcasts on Mondays when doing reports for work! 😂😂
I swear there’s a episode missing- the one with the girl where the thumbnail was something like “they knew she was lying”
Yeah, apparently it’s gonna because it received criticism on the takes on CSA and how the script handled it
I would’ve taken it down too. Those comments just dumped on that writer. I understand some criticism, but when you’re getting 500 comments about how much you suck I really hope the writer didn’t see all that.
I didn’t particularly like the writer either. I didn’t say anything. But I definitely thought she was a bit disrespectful
Ok thought I was losing it even more. Wasnt that posted a few days ago ¿? I cant remember.
@@twinkletwinklelittlebatit was yes
There are 2 property records for my property, and one of them would/could put me in a dispute with my neighbors. According to the more recent one I own the property their driveway goes through. I choose to ignore it bc it is a tiny sliver of land, smaller than a shed that happens to cut them off from the road and it is absolutely silly for it to be mine or even fully utilize it. But if I wanted I could be a total asshole about it.
If you're on friendly terms with the neighbours, it may be a good idea to talk to them about it and sort it out or at least have a right-of-use contract drawn up. Mostly to make such issues don't follow the property in case of a sale.
BUH-JORKMAN LMFAO
Byorkman Simon buddy lol
THERESA, LEGEND