Mass Effect - Noveria Made Shepard Hate The Asari
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- The adventure of Shepard and his crazy squad continues to Noveria, Shepard learned an important lesson for life today - ASARI CAN'T BE TRUSTED.
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There was a mission in the first game where the squad is sent to disable a bomb and one of them says "this might be a trap" or something and renegade Shepard says "Your ability to point out the obvious is inspiring".
Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring
It was something like "huh the crash signal is coming from inside there. I feel like this was planted as a trap"
I just love this silent little "bitch" between the lines, made me chuckle every time :D
That made me laugh😂 it actually fit I thought it was in the game for a second hahahaha
I always attempt to make Shepard as unreasonable racist as I can towards the Hanar. They’re all “BIG STUPID JELLYFISH”
Oh yes!! I love making Shephard an absolute dickhead especially in ME1. Slowly regaining his humanity towards ME3
Love the random racism explosions Shepard can have in 1 lol. Like, where did that come from? 😆
Honestly I was really surprised when he said that XD
See The Krogan have random racist explosions all the time but no one says bugger all about them Lol
@@JackRabbit002 Asari don’t go into a blood rage and basically turn into Pissed off bulls that know how to shoot guns and are also bullet sponges. 😂🤣
And why is he looking at Ashley but shouting at Liara?
@@balintkovacs4089 He seeks her approval
Renegade Shep is so sassy lol!
I've learned to appreciate him over the years, he's the better shepard if you ask me 🙃
I think you mean based
I love when you take wrex the doctor on noveria threatens Shepard and crew he replies with "we'll see about that bitch"
Does he really say exactly that or are you paraphrasing? If the former, that's kind of hilarious.
@@darklord884 nope it's a literal quote xD
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This is the video clip of it th-cam.com/video/a5u3rvGJ-Nc/w-d-xo.html
@@d3thkn1ghtmcgee74 Wow, thanks, that's hilarious! I am totally taking him to Peak 15 on my next playthrough.
@@darklord884 yeah taking wrex to noveria on a renegade play thru is a treat lol
That music and the way he says, "SHOOT HER!!!" LMAO
"We don't have time to deal with this idiot, CHARGE!"
This Garrus outfit is so cute!
I always loved that little ''racist'' sides of ME1 Shepard and Ashley *because* they evolved past it. It was a nice, realistic character flaw considering both Ash and Shepard are sole survivors of their squad, which got wiped out by aliens, also raised in a time where Humanity was struggling against aliens.
Well, it took Ashley two more games to reach where Shep reached in one but still.
I don't think Ashley was racist, just more so prejudice. Preston was definitely racist though, glad we found out he got over that.
isn't aliens from a different species? how exactly is this the same as racism?
@@gabrielfmm In this case it's literal racism. Because unlike human racism, which is actually just ethnicism, aliens are actually another race of beings.
"flaw"
@@williambrown4138 makes sense because when you look at Animals you see the difference by Races. Yet Humans dont have other body Parts a other Race normally would have. Because Skin Color doesnt mean youre a different Race. When that would be the case each Albino Animal would be a other Race but they are not. So you cant say to a Human when he is racist to a black Guy that that is racist but instead you should say thats ethnicism. Altough the Asari are not liked by many other Species and its not like they are so great. There are enough Reasons why i dont like the Asari that much mostly because of relatable things. Like they did hide a other Artefact who Was important and when they wouldnt hide it that long maybe many Lives had been saved. Their high and mighty Attitude mostly because they have Matriarchy and are Born with strong Biotic Powers from the beginning. The Ardat Yakshi and that they live for a 1000 Years what is way too long and unfair to any other Species especially the Salarians. So the only cool thing about Asari are their Intelligence and that they can can make Kids with all Species. But when the Kid comes always from the Asari the Kid would be always a Asari what shows to me that the Asari Race is meant to be dominant and take Control. Which i really dont like.
I never went full renegade, but I didn't know it was this hilarious
Renegade Shepard is just too evil for me. I much rather prefer Paragon, where you can inspire and persuade people into suiciding for something greater than themselves xD
But Renegade has simply epic moments such as:
- *smack* "If you don't talk, I'll cut your balls off and sell them to a krogan!"
- Eclipse merc not realising he's standing in front of a bottomless pit: "I have nothing more to say to you!"
- Shepard: *shoves him right to his death* "How about goodbye?"
@@darklord884 you are working to much⚡️
Shepard to Asari: You gits noskin!!
when playing renegade in me1 i always have to remember what all the dialogue is cause there's a lot of randomly racist dialogue like when you first drop down on eden prime and there's the option " can we trust him?" then shep just says "i don't trust putting my life in the hands of a TURIAN sir" i'm just sitting there like wtf
So what? Its the funny part, its logical to be a racist shep in the first game, and become nicer to the aliens when time pass.
@@Ahrone1586 i know i don't got a problem with it i just don't want my renegade shep to be racist
What!!! I don't remember ever hearing him say that Lol I always remember the funny line in the Shadow Broker where he says something about them being all dancers or something
then he called asari councillor and hung up on her
Renegade has some amazing lines & delivery. People have been sleeping on it
0:11
no, "will bang ok" ? 😁
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Trash talking the Asari part 1000
0:08 my favourite line of the first game. Shepherd sounds like a supervillain, frustrated by the stupidity of his lackeys.
This one and “Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring.” 💀
RENEGADE FOR LIFE.
I’ve hated the asari ever since illium and since that 🐕 liara is such a writer’s pet
Quarian are better suited to my taste. Sure they have those crazy legs, but their women have hips for days and are caked up!
For some reason, because they are always wearing a mask and you don't see their faces it just puts me off, It's hard for me personally to connect with them without facial features
@@SomeKindOfTease I understand. You can see their face through their face plates or at least the silhouette of it and it's very human, what can be seen. But I get it. That's one of the things I hated about Biowares handling of the Quarians. Three games and they never showed us their faces, Tali's Photoshop picture doesn't count. Even reconned their lore. It was stated in the first game's codex that they only remove their suits while on their liveships, with very close friends, and lovers. Mass Effect 2 rolls around and we see that that's not the case anymore.
@@SavageRush012 I assumed that only those at the trial wore their suits because we were there, being dirty aliens carrying who knows what.
@@SavageRush012 Yeah they had a great chance to show us their culture more closely in ME2.
Also their initial designs were not just ''purple humans'' like the photshop Tali is but was more alien.
Which would've been great considering Turians love bringing the subject of being the only other race to share the same acidic level as quarians.
Lets face it all the Asari would work in hooters
I... I had no idea you coumd get attacked by the Asari chick in Peak 15.
Its part of the sidequest where you find a cure for the people suffering from poison
@@jr5715 That is another thing I didn't know you could do there. Noveria just keeps getting deeper and deeper the more I learn.
Ngl I prefer quarians
Same.
Based Shepard
I hope a non woke crap Mass Effect 4 will come out some time....
Amen to that
I don’t remember that Asari
It’s in the exogeni headquarters in noveria, the section where the employees have kind of made a safe bunker from the rachni. You can choose to do a quest for the medic there where you go into the quarantine zone and synthesize a cure for a disease that the scientists made and accidentally got infected by. The asari is posing as a scientist there but is really working for benezia and saren, and once you finish synthesizing the cure she’ll show up and attack you
I have just start playing the game and omg some of the moments are hilarious
And then we find out on Thessia we have all the right to roast them every chance we get. Hell even Matriarch Asthyta agrees with how I felt when playing the first game and most of the 2nd game. They have all their powers and most of it is spent as dancers and free spirits and Asari spend most of their long lives self serving and indulgence.
Another reason for loving Ash
Bro you have video in your music
Whats this song? Lol
Nah just that one Noveria Asari. I hate her more than Morinth believe it or not
Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year
Hmm funny you judge the entire species on one person.
Lets face it if the asari are real human woman wouldnt get a look in lol
Yyyyyyeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh........ after I finish my first playthrough of hogwarts legacy I think it's time to replay this lovely trilogy.
Neither Feron, nor Liara doesn't deserve Shepard help for these stupid Terminals, and Don't Deserve Shepard help to get the Shadow Broker killed, Shepard has the right go any Asari even all asaris including Liara, Samara, Aria let Liara do it her Way, And we don't care if her Drell friend dies, she can get in to get S.B Killed, but if her drell friend dies, then let it happen so be it. She Probably deserve that too, he himself has done Many Dishonorable Things during his lifelong journey, he worked for that Shadow Broker, helping Liara recover the comatosed Brutalized body barely redeems what he's done, but he like Liara, they both screwed it up giving the Commander to Cerberus, AGAIN, SHE Probably DESERVES IT.
Liara DID THE WRONG DAMN THING! she gave up the COMMANDER To the Terrorist Enemies, THE ALLIANCE MOST CERTAINLY WOULD NOT Give up on the Commander, SHEPARD is one of their Most Best soldiers, if that was me I would Never give Up on the Commander, Should have taken him or her to the ALLIANCE, Grissom Academy, Or to Mordin the Salarian Doctor own Med clinic, Salarians are one of The Most Intelligent Genius Aliens in the Universe, they would have found a way.
For each Gamers that care about Shepard's reputation along with not wasting precious time nor resources, do yourselves a favor, don't bother helping Liara on her small stupid vendetta, we totally want the Shadow Broker killed, but don't have time, so let Liara do it herself, she has committed mutiny. For that she is suspended from the battleship for Unnecessary force. ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY FORCE. This is her Punishment, + her ways of making amends, she wants forgiveness get religion.
But don't worry she is still a romancable option, just not an ally worth helping in M.E.2, she's even lucky to still be a ally, she's lucky didn't commit Unforgivable Mutiny unnecessary force, otherwise she would have been sent to Court Martial also would deserve to die in M.E.3, but she doesn't, she only gave the Commander's comatosed body to Cerberus Terrorist organization causing a small political storm, it's a Miracle the Political storm got destroyed thanks to Anderson. But she caused the problems with Kaidan or Ashley on Horizon, (depending who got saved) she just doesn't deserve help. THIS IS ALL HER FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLTTT. All we can offer to Liara is Good Hunting, she and the Mercenaries she hires can save her Drell friend plus get the S.B Killed, but if she doesn't save Feron, only gets the S.B. Killed that's also her fault.
Cerberus might have saved Comatosed Brutalized Shepard from Death, but that Bitch Miranda wanted to put a control chip to make the Commander a slave like the Inhibitor chips in the Clone Troopers from Star Wars to Obey any orders without questions even order 66, but only reason she didn't was not because of Shepard's good looks, strategies, Skills, Charming also Intimidating Negotiations nor the Commande Plans, but only cuz Illusive Man ordered her NOT to. She won't admit what Cerberus did to Jack, along with other people was Wrong,
Other than Jack, and Jacob as worst Romance Options, Miranda is The Worst Romance Option as Well, When it comes to Jack, Jacob, and Miranda, We hold no regrets of killing, THEY DESERVE TO TO DIIIIIIIIEEEEEE.
Those 3 Are the Only Worse Companions, even Grunt is better than them. Jack the Slut ass Douche Bag, The black guy Dumbass Loser Jacob, Miranda Whore-ribble Bitch loyalty Missions are completely waste of time plus resources, but mostly don't deserve help they're technically Cerberus Missions + doesn't help at all in M.E.3 as Tobey Maguire Spider-man I missed the part where that's my problem, plus as Andrew Garfield Spider-man said Not my policy.
If Jack survives ME 2, then managed to save her in the Academy, when romanced she goes to either gender Shepard punches the commander says That was for leaving dumbass, not romanced, still punches but says different quote I told you not to trust Cerberus, don't do her Loyalty Mission, don't upgrade heavy ship armor she dies first in final mission.
Jacob betrayed the Alliance cuz of his stupid impatience of the rules to join terrorist orginaztion, he's not much help if any help in ME3, Jacob's destiny is to promise you a beer that he'll never buy you and his most earnest wish is to give up a life of space adventure and start a family, don't do his loyalty mission, like both Tobey Maguire Spider-man said I missed the part where that's my problem Also Andrew Garfield Spider-man said Not my policy, assign unloyal Jacob to Ventilation's shaft system job, he tries to close the blast door Shepard grabs the right side blast door, unloyal Jacob grabs the other door Rocket Trooper aim then shoots a rocket Jacob peeks his head a little Rocket blasted then explodes on impact getting Jacob Killed.
Miranda has done Many Dishonorable Things during her journey in this War, she has Done many Unforgetful UNFORGIVIBLE SINFUL CRIMES That can Never go Unpunished. I'M A CHRISTIAN I know Unforgivable Seven Deadly Sinful crimed when seen or heard. She has done manu Dishonorable Unforgivable Sinful Crimes that can NEVER GO UNPUNISHED.
Miranda doesn't tell the whole story when Cerberus attack Quarians. She's a Blood Thirsty Facist Pig Cerberus Cheerleader Bosh'tet Bitch.
She doesn't care the Reapers have come, she just cares about looking for her sister, she barely even sees her sister, nothing she does redeems herself, so don't do her Loyalty mission, her life has been a waste, but her death will be a gift to the Universe, she don't deserve to be with her sister, Don't care if even Orianna sent a message to Shepard to keep her sister safe, she'll do even better without her, while Miranda asks for help we'll be Like Nope. Cerberus along with The Collectors are the enemies, our goal is to find Cerberus Missions, not help them, but get Cerberus Missions Destroyed handled by Alliance Soldiers, + get the Collector aliens Destroyed, besides we don't care their problems, as Tobey Maguire says I missed the part where that's my problem plus as Andrew Garfield Spider-man said Not my policy, so take Unloyal white tampon suited Bitch Miranda to fight New Giant Human Hybrid Prototype Reaper and when destroyed, the Platforms falls, they fall to the ground, debris fall on Miranda painfully killing her, then Gets Miranda BITCH KILLED.
sir this is a wendy's
Shepard was dead, like 100% gone, no organisation, would dedicate billions of dollars, to the possibility of bringing him back, only Cerberus would , or more importantly, the illusive man, if liara had gotten him to the alliance they would just give him a burial, the salarians wouldn't care.
And for a Christian, which religion is based around forgiveness and atonement, love and respect, you surely seem to miss all of these.
what the fuck did I just read?
My man wrote an entire PhD thesis
@@Theis-sf5qy lol I didn’t even read that I just went down here cuzz I figured there was better stuff to read wasn’t disappointed 🤣